The Absolute Worst Minecraft YouTuber
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2024
- In this video, zman1064 covers "Cobey," a Minecraft UA-camr who has made many, many oopies.
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This video is intended for audiences 13+ years old for the following reasons:
Fantasy Violence
Violent References
Suggestive Themes
Crude Humor
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00:00 - Introduction
01:24 - Exploiting Aphmau
03:38 - A True Warrior
05:14 - The High School Dropout
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#zman1064 #minecraft - Ігри
Nah bro needed to use suggestive aphmau photos to get out of the matrix😭😭😭
hi
You mean travel the multiverse like in Everything Everywhere All At Once
My man can't get anyone irl and needs to do that with some random youtuber who doesn't even know about his existence.
@@AnekoGT hey
Mkk
Damn, bros taking L's from every corner 💀
WHY IS YOUR PFP AMONGUS DEOXYS-D
Nah deo-d fr the imposter bro fell to RU 😂😂😂
Bro is grepping for it in the output of find / at this point
I remember having that same PFP a few years ago, lol
@@Haro_Hald “A few years ago” ☠️🙏
“I’d edge to protect my family” 💀
Bruh who tf says that 💀💀💀
@@Pether_Nortal 💀
@@Pether_Nortalno grown ass man, for sure. cus like fr, how old is he? 💀
@@hajagameznstuff6956he said in a tweet he lied about his age and just used a voice changer. The dude is 12
@@foldnoobnubulusis1543 of course he is smh
sigmas don't use gay as an insult. keep cooking zman
2018 ass insult
Truly a rizzler of all time
thats cus as a sigma we are ALL gay
everyome knows its bad but its bad its like calling some a murderer as a insult, make no sense
@DontHateGod now this has GOTTA be bait, dont feed the trolls guys
I love how this video isn't 8 minutes long, so no midroll ads, so while cooking cobey for doing UA-cam for money, it's clear Zman isn't trying to milk money out of this freak
he uses copyrighted music lil bro obviously he isnt making bread
@@gage-ej7oe Can't forget that too
bro cooked
Cook.
And burned down the kitchen.
@@maxwell6881relatable
He even grilled
But didn't clean
"I am a real sigma"
*proceeds to simp over a female youtuber in the creepiest way possible*
Clearly a normal Andrew Tate fan
Bruh what is your username 💀
Relatable 🗿@@ApteryxTheRainWing
yeah
@@RandomUA-camrRealwoah tutoro pfp based
His character kinda resembles the guy in aphmaus videos as well. Wonder if that was on purpose.
Also, yeah you are being too nice.
Which is a little weird considering that character is a stand for and played by her irl husband.
Talking about how he’s a true sigma and stuck in the matrix and how Andrew Tate is the greatest
When his character looks like the most twink looking guy I can think of
dreaming of being a dropout is really sad tbh, you can still be a content creator and graduate hs?? i don't get this mindset at all. tate (among others) are convincing these literal children to drop out of the "matrix" of education, which makes no sense to me because how are you going to run a profitable business without any base knowledge of at LEAST some basic math, reading comprehension, writing, and verbal communication skills. these brainrot vids are not a flex, they're capitalizing off of iPad kids with a lack of parental control.
Trick is, tate followers drop out early enough to not understand matrix multiplication
@@Cyberfishofant😂
But you have significantly less time to get rich if you have a job
Yo 5 views in 3 days bro fell off harder than J. Cole 🫵🤣
Ratio
L+zeezus did it better+everyone on server is owner+ratio
You two got ratioed by him lol
unratio
@@mr.waffle6153 bro dropped outta comedy school 💀
it's ridiculous how much of those skibidi sigma youtubers just appeared out of fucking nowhere.
that's on god
@@zman1064The brainrot is getting out of hand
They always existed, people just didn’t take notice of them until Skibidi Toielt and TADC came out. They just used what was popular then.
@@c10gamer23does TADC stand for:testicular abnormal decomposition cancer?
@@HussainQasim-ve3fs Yes, yes it does
bro the only true sigma minecraft youtuber is my pookie zman1064 🥶😳😏
Fr 🗣🗣🗣
How sigma
ever sigma
so sigma
he's our sigma pookie bear!
Loving the (Everybody Loves The Sunshine)at the beginning
This guy caught it
@@zman1064 what can I say it's a banger of a song
it sounded like kiss of life by sade to me is it a sample?
@@jenconvertibles I'm on mobile but if you listen to the beginning of the video there is a quick snippet of the intro to everyone loves the sunshine
@@SharkOSix oh fire
4:50 “I’d edge to protect my family and loved ones” -Cobey
He gets turned on by protecting his loved ones 😱
What the fuck
Is that sleepy Joe in the background?💀0:32
🤫🧏♂️
lol I noticed that too
Hey, sleepy joe, do you like pudding?
Joe Biden wake up
cobey 2024 fr fr
it’s even worse when you realize APHMAU GOT A BF AND HE KNOWS THIS CUZ HE PUT THE BF AND APHMAU IN THE SAME THUMBNAIL FOR THE “Adopted by Aphmau” 😭🙏🏿
Fun fact: That’s not his boyfriend. Irl, she has a HUSBAND.
@@project5ku116 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@project5ku116*NAHHHHH*
She's married with 3 kids
@@MaomoniToons When did she get a 3rd?
3:40 NEW COPYPASTA DROPPED
jfc lmaooooo
@@athrowawayperson9990 Your hair is probably pink
And you are probably gay
I'd kill to protect my family and loved ones.
I'm a true warrior.
Your hair is probably pink
And you are probably gay
"Copypasta"🤣🤣🤣
I recently stumbled across zman, and I instantly fell in love haha (full homo). The music choices always amaze me, like Kanye and Pink Floyd, exactly what I listen to. And now the MF DOOM music aswell!! Absolutely amazing :D
same i inst subbed when i heard mf doom
glaze
@@bombaclaart i could slobb on zman's nobb all day
@@bombaclaartimma stack a glazed donut on it
Fr, bros editing is unmatched
"your hair is probably pink and youre gay!" Says the guy with minecraft cartoon pfp... At least my anime pfp is Spike😂
Even mine is cooler.
Even mine is cooler.
I edge to protect my family and loved ones
I'm a true sigma
You're gyat is probably level 10
And you're baby gronk
omg! dude i love your content. Keep it up!
Can you stop
Lmao
NO!!! IM THE TRUE SIGMA
This is so funny 😐😐
"Now the content isn't that harmful, it's obviously just brainrot content made for children."
It is harmful, and I am tired of pretending it's not. Sure a lot of people my age grew up watching stuff like Tobuscus or Jacksepticeye, (though they were actually endearing people who were naturally entertaining to watch, who had a decent sense of humour) but they weren't pumping out 2 hours worth of slop on a consistent basis. Their letsplays were around 10-20 mins long usually and when they did do daily uploads, you'd be lucky to get one or two a day.
Idk man I'm making a video about Lankybox rn and I've gone down a bit of a youtube kids rabbit hole in doing so, my brain am become mush and my soul weakened.
counter argument, annoying orange
@@deenut5582 Annoying Orange had at least a little bit of soul. Now if we're bringing up Pink Sheep it's another story. I remember watching ExplodingTnt and loving his videos and then he started making the Pink Sheep videos and I felt actual brainrot. And I probably wasn't a teenager yet.
@@deenut5582 valid
I work at Walmart, and the amount of Lankybox merchandise I've seen there is bewildering. My younger siblings have watched their videos, and after seeing several of them myself, I have absolutely no idea how anyone of any age enjoys their content. It's such unbelievable brainrot.
@@chipklip1309 didnt fail boat work on pink sheep too? or are pink sheep and purple sheep two different things?
"I'd edge to protect my family and loved ones"
"I'm a true rizzler"
"Your gyat is probably Level 1"
"And you're probably Baby Gronk"
Man wtf is wrognwith this guy💀💀💀😭😭😭
4:50
"Im a true sigma"
What the hell man💀😭
4:51
The fact he's "edge" to protect his family and loved ones, he's probably from Alabama
This guy makes 2+ hour long video about tv woman💀
KENDRICK LAMAR AND MF DOOM MENTIONED !!! WTF IS A BAD SONG
I saw the thumbnail, and thought: I've seen cringe and brain rot. But THIS. THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
Give this guy an oscar for exposing the most unhinged minecraft youtubers in the history of the internet.
3:46 the yuji itadori disrespect is crazy
I just noticed
Fr wtf😂
You be playing so many bangers in the background doomsday, Duckworth so many bangers
4:29 that means she was 15 (he would go to jail if he was anyone but Andrew Tate)
the transition into duckworth at 2:44 actually goes crazy ngl 🗣🔥
and also MFDOOM for the intro cinematic kinda thing
also also U at 5:15, it feels weird seein so many songs i love in youtube videos lmao
Lowkey that was the most cinematic and best intro to a minecraft video i’ve seen
Watch his other vids they fr feel like a movie
he's just here to get paid🥶🥶🥶 (KANYE WEST REFERENCE?!?!?!?)
The music Zman picks in his videos ALWAYS hit, love your content, and keep up the good work!
Appreciate you
2:45 W Duckworth, goated song
Using a popular figure sexually and as a way to get we kids to watch content for just monetary gain is absolutely fucking disgusting.
The weird thing is UA-camrs like zman who spread some good videos and warn people about the dangerous things they are talking about doesn’t get a lot of views compared to these bitchless girls who just smile then BOOM 1 trillion views🗿
Looks like another banger video I'm gonna be drawing while listening to 10/10 zman
1:21 let her speak bro 😭
1:34 “im not calling this guy Cobey”
“Cobby is probaby…” 💀
WAIT PAUSE?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL AT LIKE 40-50K SUBS?? I've been out of the loop, congrats on getting 100k+ Subs ZMan!
Thank you ❤️
I love the music you add to your vids. Everybody loves the sunshine and MF Doom thats a win in music taste imo
Honestly solid advice and a good approach that I wasn’t expecting from this style of video. I highly respect it
Nowadays I'm just waiting for Ye to drop a the album, and you to drop a new video every time i finish one
Can't wait for him to make a song on that Jewish doctor.
0:50 DOOM my beloved❤️❤️
Dude the music in this vid was awesome, good work!
Appreciate u
the create at the end is insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:00 ON DOOMSDAY!!! EVER SINCE THE WOMB TILL I'M BACK WHERE MY BROTHER WENT, THAT'S WHAT MY TOMB WILL SAY. RIGHT ABOVE MY GOVERNMENT, DUMILE. EITHER UNMARKED OR ENGRAVED HEY WHO’S TO SAY? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
DOOM my beloved ❤
@@Aluminum_Enthusiast that’s what I’m sayin
2:39 There are so many minecraft youtubers that use Aphmau in things like this that even if she gets one off people like this guy make weird videos about her everyday like when i search "minecraft" on youtube i see atleast 5 sh.t contect like these about her and these people mostly "attack" aphmau on these type of "contect" beacuse she has one of the highest subcribers in minecraft youtube. Ngl i genuienly grew up with Aphmau and her minecraft series dont know her contect now but back then her contect was good and creative (for that time) seeing someone that has made my child hood and pretty sure much more get used by people like this is so sad the fact that youtube isnt doing anything about this even tho she is pretty known just shows the lack of security in youtube (shi mb if i used like too much i just cant stop using it 💀)
that was a pleasant twist at the end, too often does the internet hate for the sake of hating rather than with the genuine intention of creating a positive change
"I am breaking this unwritten rule"
No one follows it at all
Z man the real sigma 😊😊😳❤️❤️😫😫
0:58 poor pig got killed
i LOVE how you used Kendrick's songs like DUCKWORTH. and u! "u" is one my of all time favorites
0:27 fire song as always
Dropping out of School to make those kind of Slop its a reason why he need School
i aint gonna lie these the kinda vids i like to relax to
This legacy edition knight skin brings me such good memories wth
Had this tabbed out and heard the MF DOOM, looked and saw amazing editing. BEAUTIFUL!!!
1:54 step aside for the real zman
man i can see the 5-year-old stans coming... best of luck
"NOooOoo Cobey is bezt hov dar yuuuuuuuu!,!,,!,!l,!s,s,s,,s 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🥵🥵🥵😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉❤🟢🟢🟢☑️☑️☑️🔛🔝🔜🔜🏧🏧🏧🏧♿️♿️🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰"
the music selection is just immaculate. good video
Bro Z you got amazing music taste dawg i fw these backround tracks
Thanks 💯
NAH SUPPORTING TATE IS CRAZY
5:28 Womp Womp, his fault 😂
LMAO I saw the twitter beef funny asf that ur making a vid on it now
Just wanna say u gave me the link to ur Spotify playliet last vid and i rlly like it so tysm and now I know what the song is at the start of the vid😂
0:16 pan flag?!?!
Idk I think so
@@zman1064 W
L@@zman1064
you spelled dream wrong
There's confirmed pedos and groomers but yeah, go after the guy that already cleared his name.
💀💀💀
@@infinty_yt he sent moaning noises to a minor 😍😍
spelt*
Dream isn’t relevant anymore
I love the growth youve had in the past year, but please never forget unturned.
I guess u can say that he should never TURN his back on the game
Love the background music man
4:05 💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
your editing is editing yuh
Those thumbnails are tame compared to what I’ve saw on a worse channel
2:43 the transition to DUCKWORTH was clean
youtube:
ban these videos: 🤬
ban innocent people: 😍
Sadly that’s what they do
When you have money and power you get greedy and careless.
3:55 😤🤓😤☺️🤓🤓🤓🤓I’m a sigma🤔😗🏩😝😗😨🪪🥹😳😫😕💿
That entire dude is poison. I'm adding his channel to my blocktube filters.
0:54 THANK YOU FOR USING MF DOOM AS YOUR INTRO MUSIC I AM SUBSCRIBING SOLEY BECAUSE OF THAT AND IVE NEVER WATCHED ANY OF YOURE VIDEOS BEFORE
i love your intros
thank you
This is some totally true men’s content 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️
I remember finding zman like maybe a year ago, year and a half max. And i was thinking damn this guy makes good shit and has actually good editing what i found amazing at that time is that he had less than 30k subs im pretty confident. And now my man blew up and went to almost 150k
I dont know if that was a long time and that its maybe natural growth but i feel like it just jumped to 100k at some point
new zman video LET'S GO
Cant believe you made a vid about him LOLLL
Wanted to mix it up
sigma what the erm
thats what im saying
What sigma erm the
the underated documentary youtubers are probably one of a kind
I love how in the subtitles you spelled his name differently each time.
just another child Toucher
like i said on Twitter, "i would rather be a slave to the matrix than make those brainrot youtube videos"
dude what songs did you play in the background? it sounds really cool
What’s the name of the song when the pig gets merked😭?
"a little bit of peak please"
"Here, have a zman1064 after exams"
"Splendid"
🗿
I keep seeing this tool when people open chest menus and I was wondering if you know what it was/give me a link to it
Do Unturned videos again. I love those
Bad UA-camrs making suggestive thumbnails about other bad UA-camrs no way and it’s literally just the of girl argument because you gotta do what you gotta do to pay off the bills
Uhm what the Sigma
Ayy it’s The Beak!!
starting off strong with doomsday, i already know this is gonna be another fire video
Background Music used at the start? (Before he says cooking coby/intro)
i used to be a sigma male now i'm a smegma female
i'm a ligma male
🏳️⚧️
@@andreaseverin1346 what's ligma?
bro fanum tax his viewers
i be missing the unturned videos icl
You cooked with the intro ngl