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@@PaperClipping7412 I work with a large breed of dog (Belgian Tervuren, aka Malinois with a mullet). I am TEN times more scared of my ~2lb. chicken than I ever would be of the big dogs.
13:50 I'm imagining this used in a conversation and the misunderstandings it would cause "CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE DID THAT? I AM SO MAD!" *laughing* "Yes, I am very gruntled that happened to you." *assumes the word means what it sounds like* "I know, right? I'm glad somebody sees it my way."
Microwaving a knife does nothing. Putting metal in the microwave sometimes creates sparks but only if it has sharp edges seems to be the thing. A fork will do some sparks but a butter knife probably won't.
0:54 That's a African sacred ibis & its a sacred animal to the Egyptian God Of Knowledge Thoth, who's associated with both African sacred ibis & Baboons. So watch your tongue kids!
Sometimes I browse my local SPCA website just to look at the cute animals and there was a black and white cat called Mr. Meowgi for like 5 months, it took him so long to get adopted 😭 Another time, they had a dog named Mr. Butkus. And a cat named Vader where they photoshopped him onto a background of a starry sky as his website photo.
17:41 You could do that OR you could help a robot butler and find out a little robot maid is gonna kill everyone at a gala, you help the butler but everyone in the gala dies
@@EliteCameraBuddy I think because of how specific it is and how it could fit directly into the show and likely nothing else, I believe that it is probably about Murder Drones. You could be very right though! I can easily see someone making stuff up like that on the spot, and it could very well be a coincidence.
12:28 I think that is actually an aardwolf, which is a different kind of hyena that eats insects rather than meat; but striped hyenas look almost identical to aardwolves (except bigger), so their point still stands.
2:32 Suppose that we made a straw shape out of wet clay. Now, we can’t stick the clay to itself or cut it; all we can do is move it into different shapes. So if you kneaded the top and kneaded the bottom, you can make the straw shorter and shorter until it’s a donut shape. I haven’t heard anyone say that a donut has two holes. If we take it further, and then flatten that donut out, we have a sort of washer shape. That, to most people, has one hole. So I would argue that, because we haven’t created or destroyed any holes, a straw must have a mere single hole.
5:47 Ha Ha this would not work on me, at least as far as I know, my phone refuses to scan the QR code on the regular camera only on the QR code scanner which I can never remember how to get to.
do brain rot memes make mine the first I told some kid wow that shirt is nice, he looked angry then yelled at me “YOUR SO SKIBIDI😡😡” I then said he looked sigma he started crying in happiness
Yeah I mean it also depends how likely you are to be fined. I speed every weekday and I've gotten caught twice in 15 years and both fines were £60 so basically I've paid £120 to go as fast as I like for 15 years that's 2p per day.
Flying cars again huh? We have flying cars already silly boy. You aren't a pilot and you'd have to fly your car from an airport not just take off and land where you please those are the reasons no one owns one. Fuel cost is also probably a pretty high concern.
Everyone jokes about alternate realities, but what if we're just in an alternative reality where technology advanced? yo don't mean to beg but could I have a shoutout if u use the meme idea?
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GEOMETRY DASH MEMES
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Day two of asking for your own funniest yt comments you’ve had on your channel
r/accidental comedy pls
"You wouldn't steal a car"
Actually if I could perfectly replicate a car and leave the original as is, where it is, I don't think I would ever stop
0:03 tastes like metal and remorse.
These memes have me tumbling with laughter
Pun intended?
I, for one, was tumblring with laughter.
@@scotch-thatscrazy Yes, pun intended indeed.
Poor B E A R he wants to be more then B E A R :(
I hate to be that guy but
Than*
@Awwi2 bruh, you ruined it.
You called?
18:10 it supposed to be a play on words you ripped deez and you mend deez
2:30 topologically speaking, a straw is the same as a doughnut, witch has one hole
0:29 The eternal flame kept in Odin’s treasure room, only those who are worthy may eat the great cupcake of fire
1:44 Heck yeah, my pet velociraptors would try to eat me if I played dead let alone if they were bigger than me. Except Wilma. Wilma is an angel
Luckily raptors are only chicken sized, so if they try you can just grab them and put them by your annoying neighbour
@@PaperClipping7412 I work with a large breed of dog (Belgian Tervuren, aka Malinois with a mullet). I am TEN times more scared of my ~2lb. chicken than I ever would be of the big dogs.
reasons why tumblr is the best:
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5:23 this is by no means a difficult joke to understand, but it made me do a double take pfff😂
0:23 welcome to the OSC mate
the pen is more than pen
pen has a life
The last one... It broke me
1:13 bro followed a false trail😔rip lil bro
13:50 I'm imagining this used in a conversation and the misunderstandings it would cause
"CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE DID THAT? I AM SO MAD!"
*laughing* "Yes, I am very gruntled that happened to you."
*assumes the word means what it sounds like* "I know, right? I'm glad somebody sees it my way."
Microwaving a knife does nothing. Putting metal in the microwave sometimes creates sparks but only if it has sharp edges seems to be the thing. A fork will do some sparks but a butter knife probably won't.
12:46 its official, vaazkl has gone completely insane
7:45 Yeah I mean Eels are pretty sick, some are like garbage cans, some can create an electric shock and some are just normal, which is okay.
0:54 That's a African sacred ibis & its a sacred animal to the Egyptian God Of Knowledge Thoth, who's associated with both African sacred ibis & Baboons. So watch your tongue kids!
Not me thinking they’re are a Australian white ibis *starts to wonder if all the so called Aussie ibis are actually from Africa*
8:33 the same applies to cats 🐈
Sometimes I browse my local SPCA website just to look at the cute animals and there was a black and white cat called Mr. Meowgi for like 5 months, it took him so long to get adopted 😭 Another time, they had a dog named Mr. Butkus. And a cat named Vader where they photoshopped him onto a background of a starry sky as his website photo.
0:28 that will be in a rock band for sure
17:41 You could do that OR you could help a robot butler and find out a little robot maid is gonna kill everyone at a gala, you help the butler but everyone in the gala dies
I'm glad that Murder Drones is so well spread that it is being used as abstract references for random unrelated videos now
@@Snakeysnek01717 this isnt even a ****** drones reference
@@EliteCameraBuddy Oh is it not? What's it referencing?
@@Snakeysnek01717 i think its just a regular comment
@@EliteCameraBuddy I think because of how specific it is and how it could fit directly into the show and likely nothing else, I believe that it is probably about Murder Drones. You could be very right though! I can easily see someone making stuff up like that on the spot, and it could very well be a coincidence.
15:50 Did I just hear a British person say they don't like tea. The universe is collapsing.
4:25 I’ve found one named “GRABBY PAWS” it was indeed spelled in all caps
12:28 I think that is actually an aardwolf, which is a different kind of hyena that eats insects rather than meat; but striped hyenas look almost identical to aardwolves (except bigger), so their point still stands.
14:49 the longest pause ever recorded
2:32 Suppose that we made a straw shape out of wet clay. Now, we can’t stick the clay to itself or cut it; all we can do is move it into different shapes. So if you kneaded the top and kneaded the bottom, you can make the straw shorter and shorter until it’s a donut shape. I haven’t heard anyone say that a donut has two holes. If we take it further, and then flatten that donut out, we have a sort of washer shape. That, to most people, has one hole. So I would argue that, because we haven’t created or destroyed any holes, a straw must have a mere single hole.
13:22 WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT HOTDOG WATER
i honestly can't remember the last time i was gruntled, but this made me semi-gruntled
thanks
0:28 thats something Leo Valdez from heroes of Olympus would do.
I love Vaazkl's character development if you watch one of his video from like a year ago he sounds so dead inside
0:00 “Witness me blood bag”
1:08 just dont do dat
Hippity hoppity your memes are now my property
the thumbnail scares me
4:40 I’m sending this to my Dad who’s a cop to annoy him!
Of everything in this video, the ketchup shirt was the only thing that made me audibly laugh…
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that's not onwards. that's forthwith.
Julian is love Julian is life is life...
5:56 GOOD. I want one too.
I'm in dogspotting and we are all equally silly
the last one feels too real for tumblr
5:45 I would do this but only when NeuroLink has become normal ;)
2:00 in the 1600’s, maybe.
2:32 no, its an infinite amount of circles. But hes not wrong.
Height of straw (in milimiters)= amount of circles.
i watch food while eating vaazkl
5:47 Ha Ha this would not work on me, at least as far as I know, my phone refuses to scan the QR code on the regular camera only on the QR code scanner which I can never remember how to get to.
5:05 I know what to do today
8:33 same with cats
AYE DOMINO
Aye domino!
0:25 bruh
6:38 even bigger BRUH
10:33 been waiting for this B R U H
my favorite type of memes!
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😂😂😂😂😂
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I don't think it IS the same cat
16:30 HA! I guess time makes fool of us all
8:52 Me in Stardew Valley
15:50 who tf is having 1F 😂😂
7:16 is more funny then is should be😭
Fish _memes_
You're awesome Vaazkl :)
I desire the shrimp colours
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do brain rot memes make mine the first
I told some kid wow that shirt is nice, he looked angry then yelled at me “YOUR SO SKIBIDI😡😡”
I then said he looked sigma he started crying in happiness
Chickens are herbivores tho. They’re not predators. You don’t see them catching mice, do u?
Search for “Chicken mouse hunting” by Desmond Garret
persona 5 memex
i fucking love blorbo so much
You don’t like tea
I love blorbo
Same
Yeah I mean it also depends how likely you are to be fined. I speed every weekday and I've gotten caught twice in 15 years and both fines were £60 so basically I've paid £120 to go as fast as I like for 15 years that's 2p per day.
It's a long hole, but it's still just one.
Rhyming memes plz, they are funny
15:50 I'm a 3 or 4E what are you?
I made pancakes :D
Flying cars again huh? We have flying cars already silly boy. You aren't a pilot and you'd have to fly your car from an airport not just take off and land where you please those are the reasons no one owns one. Fuel cost is also probably a pretty high concern.
how come he only has 44 views as of posting this
I sad 😢
1:21
*says innocent joke*
*Gets attacked by the internet*
Yep. Sounds right.
craaaaaaaaazy that theres so many comments after ONE MINUTE
you guys aint fooling anyone
ONE PUNCH MAN MEMES NEXT
I love pirating bc I’m broke😎
Ok
Everyone jokes about alternate realities, but what if we're just in an alternative reality where technology advanced? yo don't mean to beg but could I have a shoutout if u use the meme idea?
Im early thats so epic
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Epic tumblr shit, gotta look into it again
You should do politics memes
Funny😂
Your content is simply magical! I always look forward to new releases.🍇 ( 😸!
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