My Husband and I were married by an Irish Minister. He was hilarious and had us all dying laughing during ceremony. He attended the reception as well w/ his girlfriend and danced and drank. It was the BEST!
With a pint of milk every single day at school in 4th & 5th year (ask yer Da). Even now, a pint of Guinness with a bag of Tayto Cheese’n’Onion is better than a wagu steak with lobster tails.
First comedian I've ever seen call out a heckler for interrupting, and then refuse to finish the joke after. Dunno if that was just obeying the stage timing or a fucking massive power move over the audience, but either way it goes down in the records as the latter.
So funny! So glad I recently discovered you. Not to be a downer, but I lost my husband this year and your videos have given me the first joyful laughs I’ve had in a long time. Thank you!
What was the last thing? My guesses: "have you've ever hitched a ride on a tractor," "have you ever eaten more than two pounds of potatoes in a single sitting?" "is the smell of pigs weirdly comforting to you?" "are you a little bit afraid of your own mother?"
Potatoes are like crack to me…I’d eat them all day if I could …I literally just bought a 3lb box of dehydrated mash …and I make sure to keep 3000 miles between me and my mother at all times …she’s terrifying …she makes Germany nervous 😂
Why do people interrupt! So rude! Wish we could go their work and heckle them! Love your videos! Please come to Florida! Sent my mom ( in Canada) your videos! She was in tears!
Ahh Ciara. That is super kind. So happy you liked the stuff. I’m only getting the hang of the you choob meself. It’s a bit of craic. Hopefully see you at a gig soon.
Ahh Ciara. That is super kind. So happy you liked the stuff. I’m only getting the hang of the you choob meself. It’s a bit of craic. Hopefully see you at a gig soon.
The Comedy Store is always a good vibe. You really have to be on your game there as there are quite a lot of drunk people, but it is a great night out. Impressed with how you handled the crowd. Love your stuff.
Thanks. Personally I wish I’d finished the joke fully but I was out of time and didn’t want to disrupt the show. I kinda love when the crowd gets involved sometimes.
I can tick the boxes for crisp sandwiches, picnics out the back of the car next to a main road (there weren't even picnic areas designated when I was a nipper) and so wish I could claim Irish heritage to get the passport, but sadly no. However one of the stores in Dublin is, or was, Eason's so maybe I can claim? 😂
I don't think crisps being a legitimate sandwich filling is proof of being Irish is it? Crisps ARE a legitimate filling. I've never been to Ireland and I know they are. I have a friend in Canada who sent me a photo of her sandwich the other day and even she had crisps in it, with chicken though the heathen.
But were is she in Canada? I'm from the Maritimes (Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick), and they're some of the first Canadian provinces settled - by the French and English, but also the Irish and Scots. In fact, growing up in Prince Edward Island, if we could have afforded chips (crisps to you), we would have put them in our sandwiches!
@@amandaoconnor2854 well this is going to sound bad, but bear in mind crisps weren't a thing when these places were settled, but British Columbia. And remember I did say she had them in a croissant, with chicken...
What are four things you never ask an Irishman? Do you enjoy drinking with friends?, Can you speak up I can't hear you!, Do you watch football?, Do you come from a small family?
With the name @kohakuaiko? You'll need to change that to Paddy Murphy before you apply for the passport. We Irish are very particular about those things
On a holiday to Ireland in my youth (with family) I tried to get plain crisps in a pubs. They gave me cheese and onion. When I said 'No I want plain crisps', they said 'Those are plain crisps'. It seems you can't get plain crisps in Ireland, so maybe one question should be 'Did you ever consider cheese and onion flavour crisps to be 'plain crisps?'. (It's not so funny though).
Chips are just hot crisps or roasties that have dieted. The only type of potato that I've not sandwiched is mashed....but I'm not dead yet so there's time. And yes....I've done dauphinoise.
I wanted to hear the last question. Now I behaved myself and was very quiet but that stinker ruined it for all of us.......Now what was the last question.?
Two questions 1 do you like to drink Yes is half Irish 2 do you like to pay for it if no your Scottish Because only the true half and half Scot’s like to get drunk and don’t want to pay for it
Scientifically speaking.....there's no such thing as race. But racism does exist eg you can be racist to the Irish so if you turn it around then Irish must be a race, otherwise it'd be impossible to be racist to them. But speak to a geneticist and they'll tell you race is just a construct (ie a made up thing which so many people believe in it has come to life).
My Husband and I were married by an Irish Minister. He was hilarious and had us all dying laughing during ceremony. He attended the reception as well w/ his girlfriend and danced and drank. It was the BEST!
Leaving everything unfinished is the most Irish thing ever!
A Belfast bap, with the centre scooped out and then refilled with Tayto cheese n onion is a part of Ireland’s rich cultural heritage.
Sounds delicious
Carnt find taytos in UK but found them in an Irish bar in london - would eat Taytos over walkers anyday
Fittingly for a divided island there are 2 Taytos. Everyone knows which ones are best.
With a pint of milk every single day at school in 4th & 5th year (ask yer Da). Even now, a pint of Guinness with a bag of Tayto Cheese’n’Onion is better than a wagu steak with lobster tails.
First comedian I've ever seen call out a heckler for interrupting, and then refuse to finish the joke after. Dunno if that was just obeying the stage timing or a fucking massive power move over the audience, but either way it goes down in the records as the latter.
As someone watching after the fact, I was very annoyed that I didn't hear the last joke because of this prick.
And now I’m left hanging 😂😂😂it always some asshole ruining it for the rest of us with his penis 😂😂😂
Yes. He's so funny with his material... brilliant timing... but can't handle hecklers with any confidence or grace.
He probably realized the flow and momentum wasn’t there anymore so the joke wouldn’t have landed like it should.
You've not watched Billy Connolly then, I take it 😅
Car boot picnics in the rain with hot orange squash because it’s so cold and a crisp sandwich. Childhood memories
❤
So funny! So glad I recently discovered you. Not to be a downer, but I lost my husband this year and your videos have given me the first joyful laughs I’ve had in a long time. Thank you!
Only saw this now. I’m so glad I could help in some way. Hope you’re doing ok. 🙏
Oh this is such a brilliant set..
Love your comedy Jarlath. I’m Irish, Belfast actually. Living in England. Your such a little bit of home for me. Thank you. Also Irish passport.
Thanks so much Sharon.
@@JarlathReganComedy hi Jarlath, any chance of you doing any gigs in Or near Cambridge. Love to see a full show. Thanks again.
Why are you living in England?
@@jmccullough662 because it’s so democratic
Awww...even people in other Countries can't spell you're!
What was the last thing? My guesses: "have you've ever hitched a ride on a tractor," "have you ever eaten more than two pounds of potatoes in a single sitting?" "is the smell of pigs weirdly comforting to you?" "are you a little bit afraid of your own mother?"
thank you
I was really bummed to hear only two questions out of four but you fulfilled that void
Potatoes are like crack to me…I’d eat them all day if I could …I literally just bought a 3lb box of dehydrated mash
…and I make sure to keep 3000 miles between me and my mother at all times …she’s terrifying …she makes Germany nervous 😂
So curious as to the last question 😂
If Colin Farrell and Morrissey had a baby 😂 you’re feckin funny though!
😂😂😂 I’ll take it🤝🇮🇪
IDEAL!
Except it would need to be Jareth’s & Morrissey’s combined talents!
OmG.....NAILED IT!!!
Why do people interrupt! So rude! Wish we could go their work and heckle them! Love your videos! Please come to Florida! Sent my mom ( in Canada) your videos! She was in tears!
Alcohol ;)
Jarlath-
I'm just a regular guy that lives in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma. Your comedy makes me laugh... and for that, I thank you!
-Xharlie
Ahh. That’s great. Thanks Xharlie!
@@JarlathReganComedy now, did he type that whilst the video was still playing or did he wait for you to finish your set first...?
@@JarlathReganComedy Not sure how the algorithm knew that I would enjoy your standup, but you've definitely got a fan here.
Ah come on, don't leave us hanging, what's uibhir a trí?
@@Karl_Mcr you’ll have to come to a show to hear the others. I have ten of them!😂
Love your shit man. I only found you recently so I'm playing catch up on UA-cam. The story about your brother's kidney is legend 🙌
Ahh Ciara. That is super kind. So happy you liked the stuff. I’m only getting the hang of the you choob meself. It’s a bit of craic. Hopefully see you at a gig soon.
Ahh Ciara. That is super kind. So happy you liked the stuff. I’m only getting the hang of the you choob meself. It’s a bit of craic. Hopefully see you at a gig soon.
I like his comedy, and doubt I'd share your opinion of his excrement.
I have only just discovered your videos and they are a crack up!
Another question could be, 'Did your mother ever let you leave the house without a coat?'
Love that shirt!
I mean, I don't know what the last question was, but I'm 3 for 3 on those queations.
You mean
All fair questions and i answered yes to them all, wish he had gotten round to question four, i was aiming at a full house
The Comedy Store is always a good vibe. You really have to be on your game there as there are quite a lot of drunk people, but it is a great night out. Impressed with how you handled the crowd. Love your stuff.
Thanks. Personally I wish I’d finished the joke fully but I was out of time and didn’t want to disrupt the show. I kinda love when the crowd gets involved sometimes.
I could go for being Irish I guess - checked all those questions... 🤔😁
Car boot picnic; check.
Crisp sandwich; damn right, check.
I was today years old when I found out I'm at least 50% Irish... who knew!
@@Beauloqs 😂😂😂
I can tick the boxes for crisp sandwiches, picnics out the back of the car next to a main road (there weren't even picnic areas designated when I was a nipper) and so wish I could claim Irish heritage to get the passport, but sadly no. However one of the stores in Dublin is, or was, Eason's so maybe I can claim? 😂
I've yesses across the board. I'd better apply for an Irish passport!
You’ll get fast tracked for sure😂
Yes is not a sandwich without crisps in it luv thank you so much
Only Tayto it’s a given 😂😂😂
'now that your drunk ass has used up my time, I'm going back stage and have my run and coke'....'good luck everyone'...
Very hilarious
Coke Zero? You deserve the heckling. Real Coke or dehydration are the only options.
😂😂😂
@@JarlathReganComedy You’re on the ball. 3 minutes and a reply. Remind me never to heckle you in person 😂
@@Dreyno deal🥸😉
I don't think crisps being a legitimate sandwich filling is proof of being Irish is it? Crisps ARE a legitimate filling. I've never been to Ireland and I know they are. I have a friend in Canada who sent me a photo of her sandwich the other day and even she had crisps in it, with chicken though the heathen.
I stand corrected😂😂
@@JarlathReganComedy What's worse, is it was in a croissant not bread.
Breaking news. Your friend is Irish. So are you.
But were is she in Canada? I'm from the Maritimes (Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick), and they're some of the first Canadian provinces settled - by the French and English, but also the Irish and Scots. In fact, growing up in Prince Edward Island, if we could have afforded chips (crisps to you), we would have put them in our sandwiches!
@@amandaoconnor2854 well this is going to sound bad, but bear in mind crisps weren't a thing when these places were settled, but British Columbia. And remember I did say she had them in a croissant, with chicken...
Picnics in a lay by in a countryside car park on a road trip & crisp sandwiches! Am I half Irish?
As an Australian, the answer for the first 3 questions are all yes. Is that the answer I want to get an Irish passport?
This guy's a gas! How do I see him live in the U.S.?
Hopefully coming out the States in October👍🏼🇮🇪
@@JarlathReganComedy Please come to Southern CA. Yes, there are Irish here too! I'll take you out for a pint.
American from the south and now I want to know the last question. Apparently some things carried over.
What are four things you never ask an Irishman? Do you enjoy drinking with friends?, Can you speak up I can't hear you!, Do you watch football?, Do you come from a small family?
Jarlath, by any chance are you still planning to do your zoom shows ?
He’s doing zoom shows?
@@Isrjisoneavalable listen from 1:08-1:17
@@nehaldattani I thought you might have heard something about future ones
@@Isrjisoneavalable oh no,but that’s what I want to know so asked him. Let’s see if we get our answer 😂
I live in Midwest ISA, and we use potato chips (what you call crisps) as a sandwich filling. Especially STL based Red Hot Riplets.
Fresh roll with salty Irish butter and cheese and onion crisps, yum ! That's what happens when you have been living in Ireland for 17 years.
Well, according to the the questions we did hear I must be Irish
With the name @kohakuaiko? You'll need to change that to Paddy Murphy before you apply for the passport. We Irish are very particular about those things
On a holiday to Ireland in my youth (with family) I tried to get plain crisps in a pubs. They gave me cheese and onion. When I said 'No I want plain crisps', they said 'Those are plain crisps'. It seems you can't get plain crisps in Ireland, so maybe one question should be 'Did you ever consider cheese and onion flavour crisps to be 'plain crisps?'. (It's not so funny though).
Well theres cheese and onion flavour and theres salt and vinegar flavour and thats it. Anything else is just ......... unnecessary
Ready Salted never got any love in Ireland. They were considered "for English people", probably cos Walker's did them but King or Tayto didn't.
@@capnskiddies Thank you for that explanation. Interesting. As a child I found the cheese and onion flavour a bit sickly. Always preferred the plain.
Plain crisps in Ireland are Ready Salted. Cheese and Onion is the most popular flavour
@@peteymax Maybe now but that wasn't the attitude or custom when I was young. Glad to hear it's changed.
Chips are a sandwich filling ❤
Chips are just hot crisps or roasties that have dieted.
The only type of potato that I've not sandwiched is mashed....but I'm not dead yet so there's time.
And yes....I've done dauphinoise.
I’m Ukrainian so I’m definitely Irish ☘️
Australia has lots of irish / convict stock flowing through our great country 👍
Now I'm wondering what the 5th question was.
Crisps are most definitely a legit sandwich filler.
#2 and #3, yes
Huh i answered yes to 3 dont know 4th scary part im in US so can i now havr Irishish passort now ?? 😅
As an American who is 1/2 Irish, I love this guy!
Well played. I'm curious to know what the last fucking joke was though!
Crisps are not really that good, but Twisties in a bun, that’s an Australian school lunch!
What's a Twisty?
@@fergalhughes165 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisties
Crisps are definitely a vegetable. As is chocolate, since it comes from a tree of cocoa beans. Maybe a fruit, but Yeah.
I wanted to hear the last question. Now I behaved myself and was very quiet but that stinker ruined it for all of us.......Now what was the last question.?
Wait, did we ever hear the final question....???
Wait, what’s the 4th question?? I need to know because I answered two with yes 😂
Yes, yes I do consider crisp a filler for sandwiches. Love from America.
Two questions 1 do you like to drink Yes is half Irish 2 do you like to pay for it if no your Scottish Because only the true half and half Scot’s like to get drunk and don’t want to pay for it
I got 3/4......
My surname lets me know I'm irish. 🇮🇪
I was going to agree forgot I post under fake name
My fake name also Irish
Mine too …and hubby is a ginger 😂
Stand up on your hind legs. LOL
apparently I'm very Irish
I thought he was talking to an Irish audience. They don't know anything about Northern Ireland too.
I didn’t know they had other comedy stores. Is it an official extension of the Shore’s club or just a knock off?
Your jeans are coming apart, dude.
😀
Oh my God
I'm only half Irish
Irish is not a race , it's a certain type of person of which Ireland seems to have an awful lot.
Scientifically speaking.....there's no such thing as race.
But racism does exist eg you can be racist to the Irish so if you turn it around then Irish must be a race, otherwise it'd be impossible to be racist to them.
But speak to a geneticist and they'll tell you race is just a construct (ie a made up thing which so many people believe in it has come to life).
What's so great about the Irish?