Unironically these videos are not helping me through high school at all, every consecutive video makes the voices louder, and they scream at me to watch the next
“Uggghhh!” Schlatt shouted. It was 5:00 AM, and he had to get ready to record. Though Apandah was already downstairs eating breakfast, Schlatt was barely awake. He grabbed some dry pasta from the pantry and shoved it in his mouth. “Schlatt, you aren’t supposed to eat them RAW!” Apandah said, amused. Schlatt became very angered, biting the pasta and charging full force at Apandah. He punched him in the face, bashing his head into his cereal. Then, he took a nearby hammer and plunged it into his head, obliterating his skull. He used it several times until the only thing left of Apandah was a pile of brains, broken bone fragments, and flesh. Schlatt stepped back, bewildered, and shook his head, thinking it was a dream. Shaking, he touched Apandah’s remains, screaming as the realization of what he had just done kicked in. Schlatt cried, knowing he had to run away. He wasn’t safe anymore. He grabbed the phone and called Mika, yet he didn’t answer. He tried again and again, and Mika finally picked up the phone. Dread filled the room. “Hello? Why the hell are you calling at 5:30 in the morning?” Mika exclaimed through the phone. Schlatt could only sob, being unable to utter any coherent sentence. “Are you okay? Do I need to call the police? What’s going on?” Mika whispered worriedly. Schlatt ran out of the house in his pajamas without shoes, still bawling his eyes out. He collapsed at the junction, going into the fetal position. “Hey, man. Calm down. Breathe. Just tell me what’s happening.” Mika said. “I… I killed him… With my hands!” Schlatt cried. “Killed? Killed who?” After a few minutes of heavy breathing and mumbling, Schlatt spoke again. “I… I killed Apandah. His head, it… there’s nothing left.” Mika stayed silent for a few seconds, not knowing what to make of the situation. “You bludgeoned him?”
My favorite part about the new merch line is how much lead is used to make the mugs. It gives my drinks a unique flavor and the more I drink it the more loose I feel! Sure does take me back to the 70's!
when astrid asked if she could share spoilers and shlatt said sure, an ad popped up and said “January 6th was Donald Trumps Fault” just wanted to share
The worst part is that I still keep watching these. It’s gotten to the point that I’m ashamed of being a viewer, I hide in my special closet to watch these, quivering in fear, in sheer unavoidable desire. My therapist recommends heroin as a healthy alternative, so I’ll be trying that Thanks Sleep Deprived!
0:09 the headache begins 4:31 apandah dies 4:46 apandah dies to a tally ho 4:52 apandah gets punched for being poor 5:03 pringles takes out the trash 5:26 talking about the peanut man nutting??? 5:51 ye: can i have the nitrus 5:59 kanye west demon plays car game 6:27 apandah turns into a racer 6:36 apandah goes insane 6:47 SDP pjs *honk me me me* 6:57 schlatt draws cute 7:06 ew. 7:23 apandah drools 7:43 nerd 7:51 schlatt 8:04 schlatt 8:26 apandah dies 13:09 mika goes to hell 13:24 mika goes to hell 14:23 mika gets electrocuted 14:35 mika is silent 14:54 guppy 15:04 guppy 15:09 wtf???? 15:24 crypto british key 16:21 schlatt is insane. 16:31 3rd eye PP 16:46 beauty 17:04 schlatt has rizz 17:30 sdp if they jumped (9.11) 18:09 death 18:17 AAAAAAAAAAAAA 18:25 Committing to the bit 19:29 they slurp 20:32 it’s only the beginning 20:37 bigback 20:49 oh 21:00 spong 21:05 spong 21:10 sponge 21:37 sping 21:58 cup 22:05 2020 core 22:09 apandah..? 22:14 OH LORD 22:20 the gay one 22:24 apandah eats 22:32 twister 24:40 apandah sucks 24:47 apandah 24:49 golden 24:53 ew 24:58 merica 25:04 oi 25:11 poopi 25:21 mug 25:26 apandah sucksx3 25:50 legs 26:05 bros bust 26:09 he busts 26:32 high 26:51 bababooey
id love to keep apandah as a little pet that comes out of my trunk and gives me coins whenever im at the toll booth and then imediately retreats back inside so i dont have to remember he exists.
I love that Schlatt cobstantly references real things loke when Mr. Peanut died during the superbowl commercial or the Bouba/Kiki effect, and the rest of the crew thinks he said the most unhinged thing they've ever heard
Great video again guys! When Pandah started twerking halfway through and denouncing the word of God while perpetuating Schlatt's scat fetish by shitting all over the floor, that was kinda weird. But other than that, another Sleep Deprived classic video! Buy the pajamas!
This video sent me to the ER. Not because I was laughing so hard, but because it made me so unfathomably mad that my essential organs failed and I recreated the Holodomor in my living room. Thanks, guys.
I completely relate to the conversation about special bowls because I thrifted a Disney Hercules plate with the Muses on it, and it’s my go-to plate for when I need to cheer myself up or have a good conversation starter with a new friend : )
My mom had a Motorola razor and would make my brother use it when he was in trouble and he once tried to flush it down the toilet and it still worked. It's still around somewhere, working fine
I think there should be a sleepDERPived Gartic Phone episode, where these 4 dudz draw nothing but early internet memes. I think it would be a really cool idea, lol.
Unironically I am wanted for crimes in Malaysia, and its really funny because when John told me, I had no clue it was her! Real ones understand. Fakecells will be eliminated
Unironically these videos are not helping me through high school at all, every consecutive video makes the voices louder, and they scream at me to watch the next
Get urself some earbuds!!! it helps me get through this shit
Real. They don't get quieter in college.
👍
Wholesome 100! 😊
High school for me starts soon… I’ll be going thru the same thing….
"its a transition mug.......astro" shit got me
“Uggghhh!” Schlatt shouted. It was 5:00 AM, and he had to get ready to record. Though Apandah was already downstairs eating breakfast, Schlatt was barely awake. He grabbed some dry pasta from the pantry and shoved it in his mouth.
“Schlatt, you aren’t supposed to eat them RAW!” Apandah said, amused.
Schlatt became very angered, biting the pasta and charging full force at Apandah. He punched him in the face, bashing his head into his cereal. Then, he took a nearby hammer and plunged it into his head, obliterating his skull. He used it several times until the only thing left of Apandah was a pile of brains, broken bone fragments, and flesh.
Schlatt stepped back, bewildered, and shook his head, thinking it was a dream. Shaking, he touched Apandah’s remains, screaming as the realization of what he had just done kicked in. Schlatt cried, knowing he had to run away. He wasn’t safe anymore. He grabbed the phone and called Mika, yet he didn’t answer. He tried again and again, and Mika finally picked up the phone. Dread filled the room.
“Hello? Why the hell are you calling at 5:30 in the morning?” Mika exclaimed through the phone.
Schlatt could only sob, being unable to utter any coherent sentence.
“Are you okay? Do I need to call the police? What’s going on?” Mika whispered worriedly.
Schlatt ran out of the house in his pajamas without shoes, still bawling his eyes out. He collapsed at the junction, going into the fetal position.
“Hey, man. Calm down. Breathe. Just tell me what’s happening.” Mika said.
“I… I killed him… With my hands!” Schlatt cried. “Killed? Killed who?”
After a few minutes of heavy breathing and mumbling, Schlatt spoke again. “I… I killed Apandah. His head, it… there’s nothing left.”
Mika stayed silent for a few seconds, not knowing what to make of the situation.
“You bludgeoned him?”
Good fanfic
bludgeoned
This is canonically what happened on January first 1999
wtf why is this a whole fanfic for the word “bludgeon” and why is it good
I actually started using “bludgeon” a lot more because of this channel
Now that’s how you use the word bludgeon
Can u post this later I’m super busy
Agreed, i cba to watch this shit right now
Literally just got off a flight and transferring to train. I literally don’t have the time to watch this right now, so I would appreciate it also.
My favorite part about the new merch line is how much lead is used to make the mugs. It gives my drinks a unique flavor and the more I drink it the more loose I feel! Sure does take me back to the 70's!
It’s just like the McDonald’s Garfield mug!
@@maureenobrien9268 my only complaint is that there is not enough cadmium!
@@SithisineAlso needs some uranium and mercury!
My skin is already falling off in chunks
My twenty-third haiku about Apandah.
Charitable Goon,
A wellspring for barren lands,
His heart made of gold
Fire
noice
incredible
NUT
you carrying the channel rn
when astrid asked if she could share spoilers and shlatt said sure, an ad popped up and said “January 6th was Donald Trumps Fault” just wanted to share
Thank you for sharing :)
Wtf I haven't gotten that far yet, ruined the plot
Just another liberal lie, like the clit
The worst part is that I still keep watching these. It’s gotten to the point that I’m ashamed of being a viewer, I hide in my special closet to watch these, quivering in fear, in sheer unavoidable desire.
My therapist recommends heroin as a healthy alternative, so I’ll be trying that
Thanks Sleep Deprived!
Real
my special closet
man i wouldnt be caught dead watching sleep deprived!!!
Schlatt has genuinely improved so much it's awesome to see.
At what..?
@@Red_Phobic2 At depriving
At edging
At drawing bro
@@Red_Phobic2 That is a good question.
0:09 the headache begins
4:31 apandah dies
4:46 apandah dies to a tally ho
4:52 apandah gets punched for being poor
5:03 pringles takes out the trash
5:26 talking about the peanut man nutting???
5:51 ye: can i have the nitrus
5:59 kanye west demon plays car game
6:27 apandah turns into a racer
6:36 apandah goes insane
6:47 SDP pjs *honk me me me*
6:57 schlatt draws cute
7:06 ew.
7:23 apandah drools
7:43 nerd
7:51 schlatt
8:04 schlatt
8:26 apandah dies
13:09 mika goes to hell
13:24 mika goes to hell
14:23 mika gets electrocuted
14:35 mika is silent
14:54 guppy
15:04 guppy
15:09 wtf????
15:24 crypto british key
16:21 schlatt is insane.
16:31 3rd eye PP
16:46 beauty
17:04 schlatt has rizz
17:30 sdp if they jumped (9.11)
18:09 death
18:17 AAAAAAAAAAAAA
18:25 Committing to the bit
19:29 they slurp
20:32 it’s only the beginning
20:37 bigback
20:49 oh
21:00 spong
21:05 spong
21:10 sponge
21:37 sping
21:58 cup
22:05 2020 core
22:09 apandah..?
22:14 OH LORD
22:20 the gay one
22:24 apandah eats
22:32 twister
24:40 apandah sucks
24:47 apandah
24:49 golden
24:53 ew
24:58 merica
25:04 oi
25:11 poopi
25:21 mug
25:26 apandah sucksx3
25:50 legs
26:05 bros bust
26:09 he busts
26:32 high
26:51 bababooey
most sane sleep deprived viewer
Least obsessed sleep deprived fan
Why would you do this
edge
a summary? a gallery? an attention spam of my two year old nephew??
i stroke one time per word the panda speaks
What?
Do you need a helping hand?
@@timothymattnew you could lend a helping mouth
@@squagoon my eyes hurt
@@squagoon I would love to
My first haiku about Astrozist:
Astrozist is quite
a silly entertainer
Transgender too woke
@@loading5240 Astrozist fan?
@@loading5240 what now, are we gonna get a schlatt fan too
:3
THEYVE WOKEFIED MY HAIKUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE LIBS GOT OUR GOT DAMN HAIKUS
Schlatt references trans people at 7:30.
Funniest joke
Glad he created us
Schlatt saying "timeout" is like when a cop turns off their body cam
"Its" vocal chords begin to vibrate at an uneasy octave at 0:43
cry about it
I'm racist and thus pro trans
its*
Sometimes I forget that that Astro has skills and Mika isn’t PG
AST is super skilled wym
unironically these videos are helping me through highschool
Drop out and become a youtuber
Drop out and become homeless
drop out and become an addict
What’s the difference?
@@snomcultist189they dont feel as dumb as they would normally do… cause the sleep deprived members are dumber
id love to keep apandah as a little pet that comes out of my trunk and gives me coins whenever im at the toll booth and then imediately retreats back inside so i dont have to remember he exists.
Sleep deprived pet play episode
20:49 Is the realist picture of Apandah that I've seen on Sleep Deprived so far
7:36 HER "UM" 😭😭😭
Really like how Schlatt's artsyle's improved and become its own thing
The ungodly demon creature starts releasing its vile thoughts at 0:44
😭😭😭😭😭😭
“it” really took their time today
why does he always start talking near the 40 second mark
The nightmare "begins" at 0:00, and "ends" at 27:03 Incase you want to "skip".
thanks i was waiting for this comment
thanks i was waiting for this "comment"
Cant wait for these unoriginal comments to stop being spammed
thanks "i" was "waiting" for this "comment"
“thanks” i “was” waiting for “this” “comment”
i think we legitimately need a mental health checkup on mika
27:04 it’s over…
the shadow gnome appears at 5:58
Phew... nearly gave me a fright!!
Not gonna lie I paused the video at 5:56 to check something and now I’m scared
if u like the shadow gnome, watch the music video for “Black Skinhead” by kanye west 😁
"it's a transition mug..... Aztro" 😂😂 had me dying
For some reason Schlage describing the mug as a transition mug and Astro going “oh really?” Was so hnnesecarilly funny to me XD
I love that Schlatt cobstantly references real things loke when Mr. Peanut died during the superbowl commercial or the Bouba/Kiki effect, and the rest of the crew thinks he said the most unhinged thing they've ever heard
hes so kiki
8:15 panda drawing goes hard
I'm gonna be completely honest. The sleep deprived Gartic phone videos make my day, and week. I watch each one of them atleast 4 times.
Schrodinger, Mucus, Acid, and Apparatus never fails to fail
If Schlatt doesn't have a rendition of amazing Grace or holy night in his Christmas album I'm committing sewer slide
this was a goontastic edge today and im glad i was able to explode to this
notice me i bought your merch
I noticed you
@@greatwhitewolf45 thank you for buying my merch!
Man just seeing two comments next to each other saying completely different things about the video made my day
Schlatticus Finch again refuses to rest in piece
Great video again guys! When Pandah started twerking halfway through and denouncing the word of God while perpetuating Schlatt's scat fetish by shitting all over the floor, that was kinda weird. But other than that, another Sleep Deprived classic video! Buy the pajamas!
I love watching sleep deprived during my daily circumcision
Yeah 👍
BIG POO DETECTED‼️
i love mikasacus
Haven't watched sleep deprived for like a month and got jumscared by aztros voice, shout out hrt!!!
4:06 I was watching this video while doing digital art and when I heard Mika say this I could not physically move my pen straight from laughter
embarrassed to admit it, but I’ve been rewatching gartic phone vids all day. glad this one was uploaded or wtv super nonchalant n all
This video sent me to the ER. Not because I was laughing so hard, but because it made me so unfathomably mad that my essential organs failed and I recreated the Holodomor in my living room. Thanks, guys.
10:24 you cannot tell me Schlatt didn’t look at Berlioz album covers and tried to copy them here
I THOUGHT SO TOO!!!!! he def knows the album covers cuz he played “deep in it” in an sdmp stream
astro:
- uses linux
- trans
- woman
- uses a keychron keyboard
she's literly me
Astro is soo skibidi
How can you use that thing
@@wiktorb6846she’s so fanum tax
Using a keychron is grounds to send you to the big house for 500 consecutive life sentences.
Def might pick one up.
@@lockerbuddy2039 i can def recommend the c2
14:53 sleep deprived gets silly. 16:26 sleep deprived goes feral
the misery is unbearable
Aztro’s laugh is everything to me
I completely relate to the conversation about special bowls because I thrifted a Disney Hercules plate with the Muses on it, and it’s my go-to plate for when I need to cheer myself up or have a good conversation starter with a new friend : )
To think that we had almost a whole minute go by without it speaking
The beast remained in its slumber for way too long...
I'm convinced that Aztro is just gonna make their voice higher and higher until somebody notices.
Boy do I have news for you
I ❤Balls
I BROKE MY PHOEN 😭😭😭
RIP to your phoen
Deserved for watching sleep deprived 😕
@@Lazzuuu you right 💔
FIX ITTTTT 😠😠😠
@@dshyu8129 ILL TRY 🫡
mika is such a nonchalant dreadhead
I hope they finally find out which knob of garlic keeps calling them.
0:44 the children in my basement yell their screams of anguish but go unheard from the damp depths below.
ew why is it damp
ok but an apandah plushie would go hard ‼️
26:04 I see Jawsh art stuck somewhere inside of Jschlatt's mind
I’ve never been less excited for a video in my life
“Schpick and Schpan” is a very talented individual 🙂
Timestamps:
Start: 0:00
End: 27:04
The drawing tablet putting in work Schlatt
i really hope this becomes a drawing prompt
Sancho starts talking at 9:11
Watching sleep deprived while drunk is as bad as being sober
12:13 Why is this drawn like a Teenage disaster album cover
apandah's "well yeah its a pecker" is a legitimately great joke. proud of you, son.
I love it when i simply can't see the video from all the blurring!
7:32 WHAT 😭😭😭😭
Great vid, looking forward to more.
Awful vid, looking forward to more.
No way, when Aztro was talking about cotton candy grapes it was a minute after I sat down with some... 😨
Check under ur foreskin 👍
10:41 why does mika write his y's like that
its............. normal............... i think
10:49 Berlioz enjoyer spotted
Silly goose these videos never fail to make me sleep deprived!
Watching Sleep Deprived makes me want to violently dissect my own brain… Can’t wait for the next video!
Now THIS is sleep deprived!
Nahhh
Listening to a sleep deprived video genuinely makes my head hurt
very clean e's, schlottsky
My mom had a Motorola razor and would make my brother use it when he was in trouble and he once tried to flush it down the toilet and it still worked. It's still around somewhere, working fine
This really garticed my phone
so happy about astros transistion!!!! i can now distinguish her voice from mikas
The Pink Man from Mika's Labyrinth
I think there should be a sleepDERPived Gartic Phone episode, where these 4 dudz draw nothing but early internet memes. I think it would be a really cool idea, lol.
Cerberus appears at 25:26
I like how nearly every prompt has one apandah drawing
Aztro’s voice is getting higher.
Voice training :v
I love sleep deprived, please don’t die guys. 🙏🙏
Mikasacus Mr Alex Unknown pleas give me more songs to listen to
13:30 can't believe they're already over sancho. fly high king 🕊
the creature named "apandah" is the most uncanny thing about this video
It's nice to see them unironically get a little better at drawing over time, good job yall!
apandah face reveal in the thumbnail
best series holy gold
Xexbeth, the father of lies releases his undescribable machinations at 0:44
This is the best one today
@@roger5059 thanks, been saving that one for when I was early
aww hell yeah mika drawing cuphead was really cool
18:44
Stop talking im sleep deprived
I thought this said "UNFUNNY GARTIC PHONE" and I was gonna say "So every gartic phone?"
Cotton candy grapes are a natural crossbreed between two grapes and they are fucking great.
Unironically I am wanted for crimes in Malaysia, and its really funny because when John told me, I had no clue it was her! Real ones understand. Fakecells will be eliminated
Never let the haters get in the way of your hissssss
I love all my fans ♥ - Shadow Panter
@@dshyu8129 Best Dark Lion quote by far
htc's Droid phone was my very first "smart" phone after a flip phone, and yes the coolest part was turning on the phone and having it say "Drooooooid"