Random aside: I think it's interesting that Neanderthals aren't lost completely as they were bred into the homo sapiens. We have about a 1% in there somewhere floating about & I always thought that was kinda cool.
I did a DNA test to find out my percentage of Neanderthal DNA, being the nerdy biologist that I am. And I have a little over 2% which is really high. Stoked. 😁
Brain size means literally nothing, it's all about how many wrinkles you've got on your brain that's what defines intelligence. That's why elephants have very large smooth brains while humans have comparatively small and wrinkly brains.
VampirateYuki what actually matters is if you have a efficient way to manipulate your surroundings so you can make tools and if you can socialize neanderthals according to a genetic study lacked key genes responsible for socialization which meant they couldn’t reach large tribe populations and easily pass accomplishments or discoveries throughout the species
Actually Neanderthals were expert hunters as well as sapiens, the only difference was that Neanderthals charged at the prey meanwhile sapiens threw their spears at the prey or used bows and arrows I don't like how Neanderthals are just insulted like that
"Beard trimmers" he says. "Boardroom presentation is 50% of the battle" he says. Maybe you should think about trimming your own beard Lord Smart-Ass Misery Guts! You've got a beard too in case you haven't noticed!
2:14 only realised now how fucking cleaver that line is he's holding a shrew a type of rodent and suger says your taking the mick a British slang but also a micky mouse reference 😂😂😂
Neanderthals survived for 360,000 years, partly during the last ice age, whereas modern humans have only been around for 200,000. Let’s wait first how long we will survive before judging who’s best.
You honestly would have a lot of trouble telling the difference between us (Homo sapiens) and Neanderthals (Homo neanderthalensis) if they were both dresses in more modern clothes etc. Visually, our forehead comes up from our eyes, Neanderthals forehead sloped backwards. And they were more stocky, or 'barrel-chested' and much stronger than us. One of the German museums have really good life-sized replicas of what Neanderthals looked like. I didn't even realize till I read the little sign!
The neanderthals actually could beat any animal in 1vs1 fight due to far superior physique over homo sapiens, its actually finding the prey and teamwork against larger groups of animals they were bad at.
The homosapeans sound so posh when they say * what is wheel?* luv it!! X
Spell homo sapiens correctly
Because Simon is GREAT at playing mad/stupid people!
"Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cause they're true...." Hilarious!!!!!
IK
True him, Matthew and jim are the funniest parts of each sketch 😂😂
This is such a classic sketch, I quote 'shrew' at least weekly lol
His impression of ‘lord’ sugar is funny AF.
Random aside: I think it's interesting that Neanderthals aren't lost completely as they were bred into the homo sapiens. We have about a 1% in there somewhere floating about & I always thought that was kinda cool.
I did a DNA test to find out my percentage of Neanderthal DNA, being the nerdy biologist that I am. And I have a little over 2% which is really high. Stoked. 😁
@@rachelhall5522 That's super high! No school like the old school!
I wonder how a date between a homo sapien and a neanderthal would have been like lol... 😂
Well, obviously they aren’t completely gone from our DNA, otherwise we wouldn’t get idiots in the world. Like half our politicians.
@@rachelhall5522 Ah, are you a Reacher?
I enjoy watching these so much, They're so fun
Same
Hello again.
I've 'ad it up to 'ere, with the flamin' shrew!
Brain size means literally nothing, it's all about how many wrinkles you've got on your brain that's what defines intelligence. That's why elephants have very large smooth brains while humans have comparatively small and wrinkly brains.
VampirateYuki what actually matters is if you have a efficient way to manipulate your surroundings so you can make tools and if you can socialize neanderthals according to a genetic study lacked key genes responsible for socialization which meant they couldn’t reach large tribe populations and easily pass accomplishments or discoveries throughout the species
One should note however that one can estimate an animals intelligence through brain to body ratio
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 That’s why some bird species are very intelligent
Fired. What all of us what about Grunt? He dead anyway.
He's still more flamin' use to me than you two!
'Have you ever been behind the wheel of a formula 1 race car?' LOL
Actually Neanderthals were expert hunters as well as sapiens, the only difference was that Neanderthals charged at the prey meanwhile sapiens threw their spears at the prey or used bows and arrows
I don't like how Neanderthals are just insulted like that
They also used fire to drive animals off cliffs at night when it would be more difficult to see the edge.
@@elliottknifton8902 exactly
Which side are you exactly on, traitor!
@@rustictango6933 neither because I'm not bothered to argue!
Well I think we found the person in today's population with Neanderthal genetics........
"But No shrew
"Beard trimmers" he says.
"Boardroom presentation is 50% of the battle" he says.
Maybe you should think about trimming your own beard Lord Smart-Ass Misery Guts! You've got a beard too in case you haven't noticed!
A very shaggy one
The Flaming of the Shrew: Donald Flump criticizes Team Neanderthal for the stupid death of one of their own hunting a shrew
No.
Lord Sugar.
Keep up.
@@hellacoorinna9995 No. Lord Artificial Sweetener :)
The Homo Sapiens killed 2 wild pigs, 3 deer, and a sort of badger thing with big teeth.
But no shrew!
Are you takin the Mick 3 of you went out today 2 of you came back alive and all you got was a flaming shrew LOL
Why does Simon always play mad/stupid people?
That's what Ben sounds like :P
2:14 only realised now how fucking cleaver that line is he's holding a shrew a type of rodent and suger says your taking the mick a British slang but also a micky mouse reference 😂😂😂
Nah why nobody talking Abt how gorgeous Martha looks✨
Neanderthal won because they had the shrew
Neanderthals survived for 360,000 years, partly during the last ice age, whereas modern humans have only been around for 200,000. Let’s wait first how long we will survive before judging who’s best.
Neanderthals, end of story. If we make it another 160 years it will be good going.
Sorry, what is wheel?
How very Savage, but I like it.
i wish i could meet a neanderthal in real life just out of human curiosity.
Everyone is part Neanderthal
You honestly would have a lot of trouble telling the difference between us (Homo sapiens) and Neanderthals (Homo neanderthalensis) if they were both dresses in more modern clothes etc.
Visually, our forehead comes up from our eyes, Neanderthals forehead sloped backwards. And they were more stocky, or 'barrel-chested' and much stronger than us.
One of the German museums have really good life-sized replicas of what Neanderthals looked like. I didn't even realize till I read the little sign!
@@rachelhall5522 some modern people still look like that
Brilliant
Shrew! Shrew! Shrew!
But no shrew!
I'm not sure I uderstand the format. Doe's someone want to explain?
SHREW! SHREW!
I know some people in real life who remind me of those Neanderthals
Poor Neanderthals. Everyone thinks they died out, but they quite literally live on in us!
That shrew
Grunt grunt dead! And how do they have bigger brains exactly? ????:-P
Size doesn't matter as you can clearly see in modern day humans.
What about other species
Shrew!!!
What is wheel
OH GOD XD
SHREW
SHREW!
The neanderthals actually could beat any animal in 1vs1 fight due to far superior physique over homo sapiens, its actually finding the prey and teamwork against larger groups of animals they were bad at.
Shrew!
Funny cause half of this is out dated
SHREW
SHREW