Guys Who Can't Take a Hint | r/CreepyPMs

Reading r/CreepyPMs Until I Can't...
Today we're back on Reddit and we're checking out a subreddit called CreepyPMs. A subreddit dedicated to some of the worst cold opens to a text conversation. You can think of it as a cross between r/niceguys and r/tindernightmares.
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[@Mixxarole]

There is always this creepier feeling when people add the emojis in these types of messages

[@ProtoDeVNan0]

🌝

[@StainyMcGee]

I know

[@swepli]

@@ProtoDeVNan0 this is actually really hilarious to me, if anybody uses it their original message just becomes hilarious

[@Guzzta_Vicentin]

_🦧_

[@Tpbraut]

[@Tpbraut]

"May god send you awful men until you choose me" is a fire pickup line ngl

[@VoxelLime]

fire pickup line that will get you rejected

[@VeeVee___]

He's one of the awful men God sent 🚫

[@Tpbraut]

​@@VoxelLime people with gaslighting kink fetishes would say otherwise, humiliation kinks is a big turn on for some people...

[@pencilcase8068]

​@@VoxelLime it's worth it tbh. I have to use it at some point

[@zimmerzaheer3923]

That’s what I was gonna comment surprisingly

[@Jacks_in_the_box]

Are you lightning? Because your my queen, KACHOW!

[@JoshDeens]

HELL YEAH

[@recon_leech4]

Hell yeah!

[@RZ_gamez]

That's so hard, I'm copying this.

[@CornerOfMelvin]

the way i'd be so flattered if someone said this to me

[@Jacks_in_the_box]

Should I say this to my friend who’s a dude? (I’m a guy btw)

[@Pahtoowie]

How DARE UA-cam hide you from me for 8 minutes! This is gooning behavior!

[@coffinish]

I LOVE GOONING!1!1!!

[@prinzexisalowqualityytber]

IT WAS HIDDEN FOR ME FOR 56 MINS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@-_Alina_]

UA-cam hid this video from me for an hour😔

[@LunaticStruggler]

@@coffinish WE LOVE GOONING!1!1!

[@Am-merengue]

@@coffinishpfp checks out

[@BoaHancock_]

David you are my goondaddy

[@official_mosfet]

The goonrot got to him 😢

[@neuro914]

My favorite gooning youtuber

[@Friendpilledvisitmaxxer]

Goontuber

[@OtakuOlly999]

U goon to him too?

[@Idontknow-vy9yw]

Dude what if David is like a super ultimate gooner and he makes these vids to take us off his trail

[@Strawberrydawg9]

9:56 I WAS TAKING MY PHONE CASE OUT AND ACCIDENTALLY MADE MY VOLUME GO TO 100% I AM CRYING

[@tommycoolatta6533]

It could be worse. You could have taken the case off a few seconds later at 10:02

[@Kosaksee]

Please come back home , David.

[@YoungestLuke]

No.

[@davdaboss]

Say that again

[@Handlemynutz]

Beg

[@GarryBobskit]

@@YoungestLukeyour name is luke bruh

[@frozenburrito2.087]

It’s fantastic.

[@Afterlife1310]

I was afraid bro would end the goon saga, bro is my favorite gooner

[@musiccrocodile8606]

can you oil up at 50k

[@cropro4019]

We NEED more gooning related videos that community is beyond bizarre

[@yomamasushi9776]

We are not that bizarre 😼😼

[@cropro4019]

@yomamasushi9776 don't try to convince me that someone that has 5 hours free time is the same species as me

[@swepli]

Oh absolutely

[@jonnywins5608]

U should explore the communities yourself highly reccomend

[@robloxperson8579]

You want him to endanger himself??

[@Ludovianco]

I'm pregnant and its yours

[@FXsensei2]

David is in my dungeon. I feed him and allow him to make videos. Don't try to rescue him.

[@SmearyPagee-v7n]

"Curiosity will get the better of you!" Is truly a tactic of all time.

[@veryepic9000]

ive been watching your videos for a few days and you’re already one of my fav youtubers, pls never stop making vids bro 😭 its so funny

[@suwako2976]

0:37 the same vein you say?

[@TOP2TAKU]

Veiny ahh dih to yo crack 💔

[@PleaseDavid]

Sickening 🙏💔

[@imMoRTal0722]

@TOP2TAKUlebron ah veiny dih to yo crack name all countries

[@TOP2TAKU]

​@imMoRTal0722 just 🍇 me bro and slide it down me and my hb vro 😢😢😢💔💔💔

[@sorryalt]

@@imMoRTal0722 this gon be the best day of my life 💔😭

[@starrr_mannn]

oh yeah please make more of these, really fits the channel's vibe and also really fun to watch

[@danyofn]

i love how all those parts telling you to subscribe always feel like the exact same clip but then it breaks into something different everytime

[@ducksongfans]

Please stop ending my edging streak every time you post...

[@tori7033]

Pro gooner David rates other amateur gooners rizz

[@bloosix]

You should play vrchat. The people who play that game genuinely are the worst, especially the furies

[@titusyoung141]

i second this

[@DestructiveGammaRadiation]

Not every furry but yeah a lot of them are strange.

[@Dinnerbonedino]

Don’t let this comment get seen on twitter

[@taylort00]

'Looking at the random view surge on your videos here, i'm proud of you dude. What you're doing seems to be working out well 🤙. Staying tuned-in as always

[@IronFromNW]

*Your ocular-to-facial proportionality is astonishingly remarkable-truly a masterpiece of anatomical harmony*
Can we smasn?

[@PortableWaterTank]

Smash bro's as the video game i mean maybe. he said he will do it.

[@kaidenfiregamer2500]

How DARE UA-cam hide my pookie from me for 25 minutes that’s not sigma!

[@CaptainRazvix]

Having "goon" and "vein" in the same sentence.. say that again but slowly

[@redfrog1628]

11:19 "wanna see me do it again?"

[@cazadorcrazy9194]

You can call me a skydiving infant cause baby, I'm falling for you.

[@jbomb7867]

Ah the perfect video to watch between goon shesh's

[@forthealgorythm7531]

Lil goonboy Upload more, the gooner community is going to be massive soon💫💫

[@qnuka]

the PleaseDavid gooniverse is expanding

[@LavTheLad]

Don’t stop making goon content, you’re my favorite goon buddy

[@annkman]

there is something so mesmirizing about watching your videos. this is the most unfunny youtube channel I've ever seen, but somehow it's engaging

[@CornerOfMelvin]

first time i saw this subreddit i thought it was creepy prime ministers

[@Tapterek]

Gonna croatian flicker goon to this vid!

[@korboly]

Those who know: 💀

[@eggboy26]

oni koji znaju 💀

[@parali30]

Те кто знают 💀

[@emmidh]

los que saben: 💀

[@Friendpilledvisitmaxxer]

Ті хто знають 💀

[@TheCrabbyWitch]

Love your content. Always puts a smile on my face!

[@FXsensei2]

Genuinely tho you seem like such an awesome guy to be around with

[@Diomol]

oh shit it's the goonguy
(also congrats on 40k subs thats crazy dude)

[@scythe4life77]

bro you is hilarious, found your channel while you at like 15k. Keep up the content mate

[@danielvillalta5353]

I’m Pleasing my David RN

[@Brond.]

What are you doing in my house, David?

[@Maybenormalperson970]

david we know you eat snickers upside down to feel the veins

[@belakkaja]

Missed the upload yesterday but you’re NOT escaping me David

[@Sodatabe]

Nearly had a heart attack David, I thought you had stopped making gooning content for a minute there

[@ducksongfans]

Thankfully david is staying in the goonverse

[@External8rap]

bros an industry plant theres no way

[@MexicanCupCakestTV]

5:14 my boss walked in the break room 😅

[@Jayjay_07]

"goon-adjacent content" well that's... a description

[@angelicart.6]

dude I haven’t laughed like this in so many months, I swear you’re so funny 😭

[@thelettert152]

Goon-adjacent😭😭 bro is BEGGING to be called the goon guy

[@Eykoo-b3h]

Thanks for uploading, i needed fuel for my gooning sesh

[@a.d.5613]

I knew this video was going to be diabolical when i read
r/ in the title😭🙏

[@Manoskmr]

Our little gooner uploaded a new video 😊

[@Karsthegoat]

Close enough, welcome back Kurtis Conner

[@sorryalt]

my favorite goontuber

[@emmtyyy]

you know what. i watched the first, the second video.. wasnt ocnvinced. but yknow what after this one. ill sub. you win

[@MexicanCupCakestTV]

Thanks youtube I would've loved to watch this 5 days ago

[@qryzzz]

I love your content bro, the UA-cam algorithm blessed me

[@808sGlazer]

I edged to this in my sleep

[@Devynnohseven]

got scared bro died again for a second

[@jaroslavsklenak212]

Goon man graced us with his divine gooning presence

[@Gab_the_real]

13:28 peak cinema

[@dozonater562]

0:03 I can confirm. None of them are left

[@frozenburrito2.087]

I like Gooner Guy like I like my olive oil. Extra virgin.

[@valentinpicart]

That last one actually made me laugh

[@ShakoTheCanadian]

You are so underated bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@savantisq4549]

depeche mode jumpscare what the hell

[@vaLLLLLLLLLL]

LITERALLY I was falling asleep, and then I heard "Depeche Mode" and IMMEDIATELY opened my eyes

[@Funnyomoney]

1:37 this can not possibly be for real😭😭

[@Professional.American]

9:44 garand thumb is that you?

[@Chihab.Persona]

having fun can mean a lot of things here but at this point it just doesn't matter

[@toastedcaramel-k4b]

i knew it was about to get bad before i even clicked on the video

[@human_4836]

11:44 out of context would be crazy

[@nottim295]

Could you make 30 minute - 4 hour videos every once in awhile for longer gooning sessions?

[@ducksongfans]

I lose my edging streak just from seeing the notification...

[@CatFootPaw]

Need big fat chicken? It’s thick.

[@dozonater562]

3:04 anything beyond like 6inches is too much. where the hell am I putting the rest of those 3 inches???

[@SantaClause-z5i]

Shit just fits

[@jaxsonmerchant]

Up your ass

[@GoatedTomMacdonald]

For real like there's no use for all that size

[@hopecritical-ops5554]

Can I do these thing to you? Please, David?

[@hopecritical-ops5554]

Wait say that again

[@Bouwe99]

@@hopecritical-ops5554do you have Alzheimer’s or something?

[@yukiikoharu]

david are you okay

[@Holla_dolla3]

This guy reminds me of an ameircan cold ravens nest.

[@ghostfaceshillah4214]

Babe wake up the gooner guy uploaded

[@K.Esmerelda-zy7cf]

I want more than 6 inches said almost no woman ever. You need like 4 inches. Anything over 7 hurts and a lot of people with that equipment are not interested in doing the pregame and or to take the caution necessary during to make it enjoyable for the woman.

[@Veela666]

She said bro and went 💀

[@kendallsilver2607]

was eating lunch to this and got to 10:02 just as i was about to take my last bite 💀

[@dotbetta]

0:04 bro clearly hasnt seen my messages with fine shyt (i pulled her)

[@iluvsuu3]

After so long you're finally back

[@PleaseDavid]

7 days 😫

[@kze24]

​@@PleaseDavidMany viewers had a 7 day edging streak broken

[@OLI.mp4]

bro has grown so much in like 3 weeks holy W

[@prevoidd6919]

The goon king posted, day just got better

[@liamgrant858]

David what’s the background music you use? I love it

[@vaLLLLLLLLLL]

DEPECHE MODE MENTIONED!!

[@DuKRust]

honestly on wizz this dating app u can choose music for ur fist pic of u and i send a bulk chat that says This my fav song omgg (Your rlly beautiful btw) it works so good

[@divineojar8147]

David i think they're gonna start gooning to you soon

[@hampterclips]

The Gooner guy uploaded again

[@Jeepsarenotcool]

Are you the stars because I can’t stop staring gazing 😩

[@PickleIsMyDoggo]

Yep Boris Johnson is quite creepy

[@ninety7772]

so many reddit videos lately yet you dont include subway surfers or family guy clips overlapping? insanity

[@Pugmaster41]

These people can't be real

[@zeaqlo]

Are you martin luther king?, because I can show you how great I am….

[@zingus-n8v]

Favorite gooner youtuber

[@cup6289]

You can make the most horrible things funny

[@wyattwilson4290]

1:58 strapped in, huh?

[@PatrickHunter-hz2og]

First guy was just messing around