Assuming the dimensions of the super bowl stadium... - Length: 940 feet (287 meters) - Width: 755 feet (230 meters) - Height: 200 feet (61 meters) (from ground to roof) We'll add the volume of the field and the upper levels: - Field volume: approximately 400,000 cubic feet (based on a 120-yard long and 53.33-yard wide field, with a 5-foot depth) - Upper levels volume: approximately 40,000,000 cubic feet (estimating 4 times the volume of the field, considering the upper decks and concourses) Total volume of the stadium: 94,400,000 cubic feet (initial estimate) + 400,000 cubic feet (field) + 40,000,000 cubic feet (upper levels) = 135,000,000 cubic feet Now, let's use the same volume for a single snow crab: 0.025 cubic feet Number of snow crabs that can fit in the stadium: 135,000,000 cubic feet (total volume) / 0.025 cubic feet (snow crab volume) ≈ 5,400,000,000 snow crabs So, approximately 5.4 billion snow crabs could fit in the Super Bowl stadium, from the ground to the roof, field and all! Please keep in mind this is still an estimate, as we've made some assumptions about the stadium's dimensions and snow crab sizes.
Im a spotify listener but i had to stop by and say what happened when i was listening. I was working on a semi truck and dropped my hat, when i got out from under it to grab it i bent over and stood up a little too fast and knocked my self out on the bottom of the door, i woke up to the goons talking about “how many crabs can fit in a stadium.” and i had to go get 14 stitches in the back of my head all while listening to this.
Hear me out 11 billion crabs CAN fit in a stadium where Soup met Pitbull on New Year's Eve in Atlantic City New Jersey while he gooned under the moonlight into the elks entrails with skoden stoodis where they saw the perfect moon goon stump and fought with the rival sun gooners and getting pulled over for no moon goon licence and chopping the head off a buffalo and reaching for the officer's elk skull with my unregistered elk in my backseat (BEWARE OF THE 8 LEGGED CHINESE MAN HE'S IN YOUR CEILING RUN RUN RUN)
So, on average, you could fit approximately 50 million snow crabs in a football stadium, assuming they are packed efficiently and occupy the entire volume of the stadium.
57:10 I love how Blarg doesn’t elaborate how HIS HOUSE LITERALLY GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!?!? LIKE WHAT Blarg needs to talk about that on the next episode. I wanna hear more about that.
The whole things evolving into crabs bit is that species of lobster and shrimp are starting and many of them have evolved into crab shape forms, it’s a process called carcinazation
Today was a super shitty day. Thank you for being the goons because you help me forget my depression for at least an hour so I can laugh and relax for once
20 minutes of them calculating how many crabs could fit in a football stadium and another 30 minutes of them asking ai stupid ass questions about fictional characters.
@BukBuk187 i can understand the critism for the game. But honestly there's not too much they can do to change their formula. It's a lose lose situation. Either let the people speed run the seasonal content and then complain about content drought, or treat it like a weekly checklist leading to people leaving it after two weeks.
@BukBuk187 but to relation to your reply, I think all of them lack a couple braincells to do a raid. If they ever do, their best bet is doing it with Destiny creators
@@houseflygames honestly I've only ever done a handful of dungeons and maybe 3 or 4 raids... I only got into D2 last year around this time so I consider myself still pretty new to the game, but I love crucible and doing all of the campaign shit. I suck at everything I play but at least with destiny I have fun. The gunplay in destiny is by the most rewarding feeling out of every game I've played so far. So far with TFS I have only done a little bit of it, I'm taking my sweet time with the game and also binging stuff I've missed on Hulu and Netflix and UA-cam so my time on Xbox has been very divided between those apps and D2. But I'm making a point to get back on the game tonight after I finish watching this episode of the goons lol. Hopefully I can finish the rest of TFS campaign tonight.
@@houseflygames I will also add that I was one of the ones pissed off that they cut our time short to finish things up before dropping TFS and then having the game go offline for 25 hours and then still nobody could really get on and be in a stable server for 11 hours after the servers came back on was really fucking ridiculous.
33:40 There is a second scrapped SpongeBob SquarePants movie that actually explains all of this in a movie. She has a whole family that run a circus. I’m being serious bc I remember someone leaking the movie onto twitter and I watched the whole thing
Based on some rough estimates. 1 Human is roughly 5,492.1 cubic inches. One bushel of crabs is 2150 cubic inches. One bushel of crabs fits roughly 72 medium sized crabs. That means that there are roughly 2.6 bushels in a human. So roughly 187 crabs would fit inside of the cubic volume or the average human. If you were to use Michigan stadium as the stadium, there are 107,601 seats. If you put the equivalent of crabs to 1 human per seat, you could fit roughly 20,121,387 crabs. Obviously all is just an estimate.
watching 3 dropouts and 1 engineering graduate figure out a math equaiton is so funny to watch. but mostly, i'm just in disbelief that we got a part 2 for the 10 billion crab thing
Gillette has a volume of approximately 425,600,000 cubic feet. Assuming a snow crab is one foot across, half a foot wide and 3 inches thick, that means 8 snow crabs can fit per cubic foot (picture a cubic foot box with two rows of snow crabs stacked 4high each). So that’s 3,404,800,000 snow crabs if you don’t count the space taken up by the seats, stairs, and other structural elements.
A snow crab's average length is around 4-5 inches, so if we assume each crab takes up about 6 inches of space (to give them some wiggle room), we can estimate that we could fit about 10 crabs per foot. A typical stadium seat is around 18 inches wide, which means we could stack about 30 snow crabs across each seat. But we also need to consider the height of the stack. Let's assume we can stack the crabs about 3 feet high without them toppling over. This would give us a total of around 90 snow crabs per stadium seat (30 across x 3 high). Multiplying that by the number of seats in the stadium (62,500), we get a grand total of around 5.6 million snow crabs that could fit in the stadium if stacked on each seat.
Did the math. You would need 78.33 NFL stadiums to hold the 11 billion missing crabs You would also need a pot approximately 4.7 billion cubic feet and 35.156 billion gallons of water to boil them. As a welding major I will dedicate my life to build a pot and boil 11 billion crabs to honor the missing crabs
As a very rough estimate, you could fit approximately 216,000,000,000 Alaskan Snow Crabs into the entirety of AT&T Stadium. Assuming all the snow crabs are male, the average male snow crab occupies an average of about 0.40 sq. ft. At its base AT&T Stadium, has an area of around 3 million sq.ft. So, at its base, the stadium floor could support the full body size of around 12,000,000 crabs in total. But the average male snow crab is also approximately 1.65 inches tall. So around 5 or 6 crabs stacked on top of each other would add up to about a foot. So, 12,000,000 times six would add up to 72,000,000. So stacking that first layer up to the maximum height of AT&T Stadium, which is an estimated 300 feet tall. So, our first ground layer, around 72,000,000 * 300 feet, which equates to our final total of 216,000,000,000 fucking snow crabs. At least assuming that the arena is entirely empty, including things like seats, concrete pillars. And the best part is this was all complete bullshit with a bunch of numbers I pulled out of my asshole.
What they needed to do was take the most average snow crab in the world and try and dunk it in a volume of water and see just how much of that volume the crab displaced. Then figure out the average volume of the average man and gonfrom there. If you can find out the volumetric space of an average crab you can find out how many crabs make up one person.
Soup: look at how crusty my mouse is
What we see: 🦍
🦧
Yeah I wanted to see it lmao
Assuming the dimensions of the super bowl stadium...
- Length: 940 feet (287 meters)
- Width: 755 feet (230 meters)
- Height: 200 feet (61 meters) (from ground to roof)
We'll add the volume of the field and the upper levels:
- Field volume: approximately 400,000 cubic feet (based on a 120-yard long and 53.33-yard wide field, with a 5-foot depth)
- Upper levels volume: approximately 40,000,000 cubic feet (estimating 4 times the volume of the field, considering the upper decks and concourses)
Total volume of the stadium:
94,400,000 cubic feet (initial estimate) + 400,000 cubic feet (field) + 40,000,000 cubic feet (upper levels) = 135,000,000 cubic feet
Now, let's use the same volume for a single snow crab:
0.025 cubic feet
Number of snow crabs that can fit in the stadium:
135,000,000 cubic feet (total volume) / 0.025 cubic feet (snow crab volume) ≈ 5,400,000,000 snow crabs
So, approximately 5.4 billion snow crabs could fit in the Super Bowl stadium, from the ground to the roof, field and all!
Please keep in mind this is still an estimate, as we've made some assumptions about the stadium's dimensions and snow crab sizes.
bro just like me
I am too dumb to fact check, but why would I doubt a fellow gooner
Yeah typical ram driver
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Who knew the goons had a mathematician as a viewer
Im a spotify listener but i had to stop by and say what happened when i was listening. I was working on a semi truck and dropped my hat, when i got out from under it to grab it i bent over and stood up a little too fast and knocked my self out on the bottom of the door, i woke up to the goons talking about “how many crabs can fit in a stadium.” and i had to go get 14 stitches in the back of my head all while listening to this.
Getting injured while listening to the Goons, then getting stitches while listening to the Goons.
You were made for the gooning, my friending.
@@alauriseflyn Indeed i am my friending
Soup returned to his natural form
8 legged Chinese man gona sniff ya if you forget to scratch your balls, your EYEBALLZ
He took off the suit
His new haircut's lookin' good mama!
Crab?
He turned back into a black person😂... He's been dark chocolate the whole time
Hear me out 11 billion crabs CAN fit in a stadium where Soup met Pitbull on New Year's Eve in Atlantic City New Jersey while he gooned under the moonlight into the elks entrails with skoden stoodis where they saw the perfect moon goon stump and fought with the rival sun gooners and getting pulled over for no moon goon licence and chopping the head off a buffalo and reaching for the officer's elk skull with my unregistered elk in my backseat (BEWARE OF THE 8 LEGGED CHINESE MAN HE'S IN YOUR CEILING RUN RUN RUN)
Mr white you can't keep dissolving the crabs in the tank it's not cool! - Rosa Parks
We need to cook blue crabs, jesse! - LeBron
Mike ehrmancrab
My name is Crabbler White, yo
My husband is Crabter White, yo
Uh huh
He told me everything
- Bradd Pitt
And where he met skoden stoodis too
So, on average, you could fit approximately 50 million snow crabs in a football stadium, assuming they are packed efficiently and occupy the entire volume of the stadium.
thats a lotta fuckin crabs
Doin God's work right there
That would be 200 stadiums if they are all the same size
So that's 220 stadiums worth of missing crabs 😮
But thats if like, the crabs are filling only the seats, or if you stuff them in there to the top of the stadium?
57:10 I love how Blarg doesn’t elaborate how HIS HOUSE LITERALLY GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!?!? LIKE WHAT Blarg needs to talk about that on the next episode. I wanna hear more about that.
I like when blarg stares blankly and deeply into the very depths of my soul.
@couriercat826 it makes me lose my edge streak though😢.
The whole things evolving into crabs bit is that species of lobster and shrimp are starting and many of them have evolved into crab shape forms, it’s a process called carcinazation
Pretty cool in my opinion. The ultimate form.
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How many ?
@@PeacefulPPO 11 billion
@@sn0wc4ine 11 billion what?
@@castlesbard1547 11 billion crabs
@@sn0wc4ine what about them?
I CANT STOP GOONING!!!!
Goooooooon
You got a license for that?
The whole Marlins baseball team and Scott Stapp come down your chimney.
🎶Let’s Play ball it’s game day🎶
Today was a super shitty day. Thank you for being the goons because you help me forget my depression for at least an hour so I can laugh and relax for once
One day at a time homie, keep your head up.
I'M FUCKING GOONING SO HARD RN
OH IM BOUT TO GOOOOOON!!!!
@@toadmermaid4592hell yeah börther
Sushi's on sale
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11 Billion crabs is still my favorite video on any goon channel + swagger
This podcast is insane. Crabs in the stadium, SpongeBob lore, Gemini AI, and 48:23.
This episode is way too much.😂😂
11 Billion Crabs vs Poop Guy… Whos winnng?
Poop guy is too strong
@@Hidden-g9e6m Oneclenchman
Surely the crabs
44:20 Dooo Sanchez:
Bro McNasty is actually CaseOh
CaseOh is Mcnasty
😐
or Lil Cumtism
and we wonder why he doesnt show his face
He got them cheeks
20 minutes of them calculating how many crabs could fit in a football stadium and another 30 minutes of them asking ai stupid ass questions about fictional characters.
Been hyped for the crab podcast for awhile. Glad it finally came out
Thank God for an episode 🙏🏾
The goons podcast is officially tied with the misfits podcast with 175 episodes and it only took them nearly 5 years
Wasn't expecting season 2 of Breaking Crab but im here for it lol
The Dooo mentioning The Final shape is surprising...got to say it is a banger expansion with alot to do.
38:28 😂this has made my weak the lore continues
At work as soon as it uploaded W
I love how Mcnasty tried to bring logic into the stadium crabs convo! Ah yes getting them to stay stacked is the big issue there😂😂
2:40 i like that idea a lot
20:50 Pirates of the Caribbean 3 moment
The fact that the crabs have been a part of the lore for over a year is wild. The joke that never dies.
The spectrum is strong with these guys
@21:59 me when buying a hamster for my special child
Anyways noticed this is the most unblurred mcnasty as been? he's been more and more un blurred as each episode goes on?!?!
The number 1 science podcast in the world
I advocate for Doo, if there is ever a time or play destiny, is when the community tells you when a dlc is good or not.
Honestly as someone who loves destiny, I'd love to see all the goons+Yumi and Ethan play d2.
@BukBuk187 i can understand the critism for the game. But honestly there's not too much they can do to change their formula. It's a lose lose situation. Either let the people speed run the seasonal content and then complain about content drought, or treat it like a weekly checklist leading to people leaving it after two weeks.
@BukBuk187 but to relation to your reply, I think all of them lack a couple braincells to do a raid. If they ever do, their best bet is doing it with Destiny creators
@@houseflygames honestly I've only ever done a handful of dungeons and maybe 3 or 4 raids... I only got into D2 last year around this time so I consider myself still pretty new to the game, but I love crucible and doing all of the campaign shit. I suck at everything I play but at least with destiny I have fun. The gunplay in destiny is by the most rewarding feeling out of every game I've played so far. So far with TFS I have only done a little bit of it, I'm taking my sweet time with the game and also binging stuff I've missed on Hulu and Netflix and UA-cam so my time on Xbox has been very divided between those apps and D2. But I'm making a point to get back on the game tonight after I finish watching this episode of the goons lol. Hopefully I can finish the rest of TFS campaign tonight.
@@houseflygames I will also add that I was one of the ones pissed off that they cut our time short to finish things up before dropping TFS and then having the game go offline for 25 hours and then still nobody could really get on and be in a stable server for 11 hours after the servers came back on was really fucking ridiculous.
The image in my mind of the goons frantically unscrewing a door from its hinges and running away with it has me in tears😂
33:40 There is a second scrapped SpongeBob SquarePants movie that actually explains all of this in a movie. She has a whole family that run a circus. I’m being serious bc I remember someone leaking the movie onto twitter and I watched the whole thing
Mcnasty is slowly getting clearer and clearer
Doo and Soup going “WOW 😀” at the same time is hilarious for no reason.
“Stacking crabs 10 feet on top of eachother? Comeon lets be realistic here.”
Based on some rough estimates. 1 Human is roughly 5,492.1 cubic inches. One bushel of crabs is 2150 cubic inches. One bushel of crabs fits roughly 72 medium sized crabs. That means that there are roughly 2.6 bushels in a human. So roughly 187 crabs would fit inside of the cubic volume or the average human. If you were to use Michigan stadium as the stadium, there are 107,601 seats. If you put the equivalent of crabs to 1 human per seat, you could fit roughly 20,121,387 crabs. Obviously all is just an estimate.
32:16 is the mad crazy mcnasty😭😭😭😭
Another hour of crabs. I could not be more happy
We getting lost in the Bearing Sea with this one 🗣🔥
watching 3 dropouts and 1 engineering graduate figure out a math equaiton is so funny to watch. but mostly, i'm just in disbelief that we got a part 2 for the 10 billion crab thing
I love the goons
Was really hoping Blarg would talk more about Blackkklansman, I love that movie.
0:50 mcnasty spoon
Tell me why right when I read this comment I looked up and was at the exact moment he used it🤦🏽😂😂😂
Mooom, the goons are talking about billions of crabs again
You guys are embodiment of all the american measurement memes. Measuring in stadiums, cars or thick hamburgers :)
Soup I am once again back to remind you purchase health insurance
I like the IA stuff that make me laugh hard as hell 😂
28:05 Matt: what do we talk about now?
Dooo: Carrie Underwood's boobs
Im here for that
The freaking crabs are invading my life! I swear i cant go a week without hearing about them
If the next podcast is not posted within 2 hours, I’m gonna shit in my hands and clap 💩 👏🏽
battlefield V & 1 are both incredibly underrated and the player base is still strong today
Richard Shrimp and Prime Ape- best brand names out there😂
This was the best podcast in months
Gillette has a volume of approximately 425,600,000 cubic feet. Assuming a snow crab is one foot across, half a foot wide and 3 inches thick, that means 8 snow crabs can fit per cubic foot (picture a cubic foot box with two rows of snow crabs stacked 4high each). So that’s 3,404,800,000 snow crabs if you don’t count the space taken up by the seats, stairs, and other structural elements.
I have never seen Blarg more focused than when he was doing stadium crab math
Soup is the one goon that always has something funny and interesting to bring up...
i want to see a directors cut of the crab session extra long
The doo understands good dlc for d2 im so happy he talked about it
the shower crab thoughts i had during this podcast were deep.
Best episode in forever absolute legendary topic
For the listeners at home, a gorilla has swallowed soup whole and soup is controlling the gorilla from within
i can't believe it keep coming back to the crabs... after all this time they're still haunting us
This has been the best podcast in a while
This might be the best episode yet
welcome back to the crabcast
Thus, you could fit approximately 980 million snow crabs into AT&T Stadium, assuming perfect packing and no structural elements inside the stadium.
I'm learning way more about crabs than I did in school watching the goons lol
Doo talking about Destiny as I finish the campaign on my 3rd character is crazy
A snow crab's average length is around 4-5 inches, so if we assume each crab takes up about 6 inches of space (to give them some wiggle room), we can estimate that we could fit about 10 crabs per foot.
A typical stadium seat is around 18 inches wide, which means we could stack about 30 snow crabs across each seat. But we also need to consider the height of the stack. Let's assume we can stack the crabs about 3 feet high without them toppling over.
This would give us a total of around 90 snow crabs per stadium seat (30 across x 3 high). Multiplying that by the number of seats in the stadium (62,500), we get a grand total of around 5.6 million snow crabs that could fit in the stadium if stacked on each seat.
Did the math. You would need 78.33 NFL stadiums to hold the 11 billion missing crabs
You would also need a pot approximately 4.7 billion cubic feet and 35.156 billion gallons of water to boil them.
As a welding major I will dedicate my life to build a pot and boil 11 billion crabs to honor the missing crabs
O7
when the crabs are found, you will be ready
@@Erden99 I do have a lot of time to work on it (about a year) I just need $431,155 USD to buy the materials (including wire for welding)
this crab convo went deep sea diving
This is just a fever dream conversation that wakes you up
autism for 4 minutes.
soup: are we recording?
last night i had a dream where mcnasty did a face reveal and he was just elijah wood
Watching the goons podcast while drunk cause drunk make everything funny cause drunk
10:30 with claws wide ohpion
This episode dumb AI questions, next episode, dumb AI Music? then Pics?
So glad I'm not the only one that still quotes Billy Madison 😂
As a very rough estimate, you could fit approximately 216,000,000,000 Alaskan Snow Crabs into the entirety of AT&T Stadium. Assuming all the snow crabs are male, the average male snow crab occupies an average of about 0.40 sq. ft. At its base AT&T Stadium, has an area of around 3 million sq.ft. So, at its base, the stadium floor could support the full body size of around 12,000,000 crabs in total. But the average male snow crab is also approximately 1.65 inches tall. So around 5 or 6 crabs stacked on top of each other would add up to about a foot. So, 12,000,000 times six would add up to 72,000,000. So stacking that first layer up to the maximum height of AT&T Stadium, which is an estimated 300 feet tall. So, our first ground layer, around 72,000,000 * 300 feet, which equates to our final total of 216,000,000,000 fucking snow crabs. At least assuming that the arena is entirely empty, including things like seats, concrete pillars. And the best part is this was all complete bullshit with a bunch of numbers I pulled out of my asshole.
Absolute bullshit at its finest.
IDK how but these podcasts have the most ads on them I have every seen. Cant go 5 minutes without having to stop what im doing and skipping them
Goons math class is as good as gooning in math class
I fell asleep to the goons crabcast
crazy bc i just rewatched all the breaking crab videos
My conservative father thinks China stole the eleven Billion crabs and I still do not know the correlation
It's 3 am. I'm drunk, this is way too much math for my caveman brain.
GOONING TIL I BLARG AHHHHHHHHHH THE BEES THE BEES AHHHHHHHH
The AI SpongeBob and Mario segment hands down best part 😂
Damn blarg you're looking like you have a sleeper build under that shirt! Can sww you have lost a lot and are getting fitter good work man!
What they needed to do was take the most average snow crab in the world and try and dunk it in a volume of water and see just how much of that volume the crab displaced. Then figure out the average volume of the average man and gonfrom there. If you can find out the volumetric space of an average crab you can find out how many crabs make up one person.
You would fit 4,530,400 crabs in a 80,000 stadium.
You would need 2428 stadiums of that size to fit all crabs in
47:39 🤣🤣🤣
SKODEN STOODIS
dude blargs looking good i can tell hes lost some weight, progress is insane
RETURN OF THE CRAB
Crabs are stackable, for rock and stone
38:58 I'm just thinking about that fucking Mario Balloon video lmao