@@reheatthepasta9545 considering you *can't* actually ignore race because while its socially constructed it is very much real and affects people, so "I don't see colour" is more described by "I don't see racism", I'm fine "seeing through the eyes of race" thanks
Well, five ovens can allow you to smelt iron 5 times faster. Two baths will not allow you to shower twice as fast xd And if you're inviting somebody else to take a bath with you, I feel like offering them a separate bathtub would be a bit disappointing. Idk though.
When lixian said “where are these things coming from?” and “seriously where’s mark?!”, it’s starting to make me think all the other marks were his minions who broke out of his basement.
Interesting thought. At the end, Lix says "where's Mark" what if all the times we've seen Lix try to kill Mark... It's because he knows it's not the real mark.... I mean... We all know Mark isn't real...
All I can think about is how Ethan and Mark were desperately trying to avoid the end in “The End is Near” video when Unus and Annus were talking to them in the mirrors.
@@gatitocuando8015 A channel ran by Mark and his friend Ethan, for exactly a year. None of the videos are available anymore and the channel was deleted after the year had passed ^^
Change my mind: The scariest horror movie is one where nothing ever happens scary except build tension and then the game just ends without a jump scare making you keep the tension and you are still going to be on edge for hours because you’re still waiting for ‘the scare’
Yeah. Doki doki is the same equivalent. It says it’s a horror game but is actually a dating sim thing. It gets you on edge because u don’t know what it going to happen. Then it gets scarier. There is only 1 jumpscare in doki doki but I wouldn’t call it that
Good lord, yes, he played a game like that a few years back called Eyes Closed or Don't Open Your Eyes and it fucked me up for a long time because it was so damn scary and there were zero jumpscares
21:42 idk why it took me so long to figure out, but I saw that bunny on the nightstand and thought it looked familiar. Then, I saw the tv and I was like-WAIT! THIS IS A HOUSE FROM HOUSE FLIPPER!
@@sourstrawberries4307 I think it was on the left of the tv, but I watched this so long ago that I don’t even know what me from 7 months ago was talking about. 😂
These videos are getting me through my back surgery recovery, I don't like sitting around or laying around a lot and these help pass the time. Thank you
"It's been 9 hours, the fridge is not responding"
This is an actual line in an actual horror game.
Tell me the game!!!!
@@ernis808 the one in the video. It's linked in the description.
@@ernis808 A little game called "Do not take your eyes away from the red fridge." I'm sure you can find gameplay on UA-cam somewhere.
@@ernis808 Dude did you watch the video? lol
@@mirrorocean it could be sarcasm
0:23 “My name is Mark *_E_* plier”
EEEE
EEEE
EEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEEEEE
Markiplier gets scared shitless: “I fOrBiD tHaT”
It was entertaining at least!
@@PSVitaat2am I didn't ask you ☺️
@E E
0:35 this is how he looks if he really isn't real...
@@rahmat4848 Nobody Asked you Either ☺️
one of my favorite bits in just comedy in general is someone walking into something weird going on and walking out saying "sorry, wrong room"
Or them backing away slowly while staring at the weird thing going on
@@AGloom6159 best example is that one moment in the Amazing World of Gumball when Gumball walks in on Banana Joe
love how “three scary games” has actually become “three to five scary games”
We just forgot how to count is all
Don’t we all love it
I thought only i only noticed
inconsistentcy is the scariest thing in life after all
Dont tell him!
"Hello everybody. My name is MARKEEEEEEEEEE-PLIER"
Lemon Demon
Why is this a top comment again
@@yragul1 I have no clue. I’m surprised it’s a top comment like wtf lol
Mark is literally getting scared of a GOD DAMN fridge and it's hilarious.
Lmao
That fridge is inhabited by an eldritch horror, soooo
Seriously I got scared of a fridge too. He is not the one who got scared 😂
Wow- Can’t wait to see that XD
and your nat!? (not)
"Father forbids" Is one of the funniest bits Mark has done in a bit
Demon: **Is aggressively chasing mark**
Mark: **Rants abount how that is forbidden and children's indulging**
@Augestx WAIT RLY, WHICH
@Augestx oh you have none
@@danielreddington9729 It's a bot
@Augestx he's lying dont trust him
I forbid it.
Some mutant Markiplier monster: “I’m gonna kill you”
Lixian: “Lemme just get my axe”
Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
Current: 152
Celine would be proud.
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn 153
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn 154*
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn who cares
* Me getting robbed*
Me: " FATHER FORBAID IT"
Robber: "Understandable. have a nice day"
see the basement stairs scare in that game actually got me
23:03
Mark: *accidentally lights a candle*
Also Mark: *starts turning into a rabid racoon, apparently*
Lmao, your comment made me chuckle
Lmao we had a rabid raccoon outside our house and it actually kinda sounded like that 😂
Game: This is just a mannequin
Mark: It’s like they made this game just for me
it’s just a mannequin
I was waiting for it to say "this is NOT just a mannequin"; yeesh!
For no reason in particular i am not sleeping tonight
Your not alone
Amphetamines
U h it's 3 am here currently
*AW JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!!*
OH JUST HATE MY VIDEO OKAY!!
nor am i
At this point I think Lixian just has the lower body of a snake and stretches from his editing room over to where Mark is whenever he pleases
Across the Pacific Ocean :D
Imagine that’s what’s happening XD
So its not just me that thought this lol
Ah, so he's a naga
its wonderful that u put that image in my head, good lord
"It _looks_ like English, but it doesn't _sound_ like English."
The perfect description of *Engrish*
No, yeah. As an English speaker i agree
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This feels racist...
@@chickenlittle8158 only if you see ur through the eyes of race.
@@reheatthepasta9545 considering you *can't* actually ignore race because while its socially constructed it is very much real and affects people, so "I don't see colour" is more described by "I don't see racism", I'm fine "seeing through the eyes of race" thanks
That intro is not only unnerving, but it shows how creative Lixian is.
Lixian is simply a hidden genius
I looked up and was concerned
69 th like
What if it wasn't Lixian
So what you’re saying is Lixian needs to make a scary game with mark’s face? Got it.
"The end is near"
*War flashbacks*
Don't do this to me
*hears faint ticking in the background*
Nooo 😭
😭
Oh lord XD When I heard that I thought someone was going to die- 😐
@Anna Druke Dumbledooore!
Nooo not again 😭
Title: Three scary games
Mark: Plays four games
Everyone liked that.
One was a demo, but I am still glad that he played 4
Bonus Game!!
Have there ever been only three?
@@mightworth3735 Actually...I'm not sure
There was nothing there, whatcha talking about?
14:06 if you corner Mark he'll punch you square in the jabba, he swears on his mum
Blessed callback reference
Markiplier: forgets to do intro repeatedly
Lixian: becomes monster hunter
*AW JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!!*
OH JUST HATE MY VIDEO OKAY!!
@@user-jh8sd5hk1j stop
Ì Ám u have issues with trying to start up some mess and drama and comitions
@@user-jh8sd5hk1j no
To not annoy everyone, I'm going to say thanks for the likes here.
I HAVE BEEN DECLARED FUNNY ON THE INTERNET. I AM NOW AMOUNGST GODS.
"The end is near"
Me, in a black and white suit: I see someone is late to the party
😐
Unus Annus
Memento Mori
Amy' suit though👌🔥💛💛
lets hope is just unus annus relaited...please.
I feel like as a man who once owned five ovens; you can’t exactly judge for having two baths
he might still own the 5 ovens :o?
@@irljellywyrm Nah; he’s stated repeatedly he doesn’t anymore.
@@irljellywyrm He's moves since then.
20:41 timestamp
Well, five ovens can allow you to smelt iron 5 times faster. Two baths will not allow you to shower twice as fast xd And if you're inviting somebody else to take a bath with you, I feel like offering them a separate bathtub would be a bit disappointing. Idk though.
24:18 Lixian's editing is honestly so hilarious sometimes, and I never expect it. He legit makes Mark's goofs better, it's a gift.
"Stop indulging! My father has forbade indulgence!"
"Those damn children are indulging!"
what does that mean
I WILL NOT HAVE ANY OF IT
Welcome to another "Markiplier's 3 Scary Games" with Lixian.
Scott man
poggers
Oh hey
Heyyyy👶🏿👶🏿👶🏿👿👿🚭😴😦😦😦😈
bestie hyd?
“The end is near”
*Jesus Christ... not another one..*
@Zoe Bosworth members get emotes
oh nooooo 🥲🤚
@It's Beauty AYO WTF !?!?...... i missed the entire video thinking about this comment.
U called me?
@@JesusChrist-en1pp LMFAOO
Mark:
“I can’t see.”
“You see how this is a problem?”
Me:
“…”
“… obviously not.”
No pun intended lmao
When lixian said “where are these things coming from?” and “seriously where’s mark?!”, it’s starting to make me think all the other marks were his minions who broke out of his basement.
Well duh, they're his editors :)
Yeah, why are all the marki-monsters here all of a sudden?
Maybe Lunky's still alive, and is creating these monsters to try and replicate "Mark"? Hmm.
he’s looking more like keanu reeves each day that passes
I swear I saw the thumbnail for a keanu reeves movie on netflix and he had a headset I was like mark is in a movie???
@@ericridgeway2846 omg right!! lmaoooo that’s so funny😂
marks face isn't as slim as keanu
Holy shit you're right
In Night City, what makes someone a criminal?
"The fridge's name. The name of the fridge. The fridge has a name."
Yes, Kronk, that name.
*inhales* "How did we get here, Kronk?"
@@theguardian4964
Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
@@pkmntrainermark8881 "finish them off."
@@theguardian4964
I shouldn't. It's not the Junior Chipmunk way.
@@pkmntrainermark8881 "I dont care."
I love how Mark just runs towards possible jumpscares and nothing happens.
Game: “there is nothing here.”
Mark: “Oh no! Anyways”
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OH JUST HATE MY VIDEO OKAY!!
@@user-jh8sd5hk1j STOP
Thank you everybody so much for watching..
"Anyway, now. I bought a bicycle."
"Anyways, I started playing!"
“I fear no man, but that fridge... it scares me”
-heavy weapons guy
that fridge stole heavy's sandvich god dammit
How come I'm scary?
I shudders to know what is inside of that fridge
-spy
@@fridge3674 where's my eggs god damnit
@@greymaulker8326 Expired so I threw them out
The whole time I was watching the video I was just distracted by the thought of - he looks like he had a good day while filming this :)
Why are you verified lol
@@emarythomp OH MY GOD!! You can’t just ask someone why they’re verified 😳
You are an amazing person
TRUE!!!
@@SleepyOldMan welllll, why is he verified lmao
The forbading and indulging part had me dying
"I'm coming in there...! I'm coming in there NOW...!"
Mark's meme: "EEEEEEE!"
That part happened right as i read your comment i feel blessed ngl
3:00
@@anxietysponge9019 Same here
Lixian: Professional Editor and Part-Time Cryptid Slayer
Seems like one legit damn portfolio
.
Slayer of what?
Guys am I going crazy or is this the 2nd time mark did Lights.camera.slaughter?
@@KryptidShadow Ha, you apparently!
"The end is near"
Me: Dont tell me he's gonna stop at #69
Oh no
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He might of meant the game
Looks like it
I thought we would have another unas Annus type thing again 😭
The edit Lixian did with the eyes moving in opposing directions was so clean and well done I got concerned for a second hahaha!
Lixian is a W editor
When did that happen?
@@rosiedresbach9110around 23:46 😄
The Game: There is nothing here
Mark: And I took that personally
*Mark: and I showed them.
Was*
The Game: There _was_ nothing here
Mark: Wait, that's illegal
Mark: Not for long
"There is nothing here"
Mark: I like your funny words magic man
H A yes!
My dad's brother will buy me a phone if i get 1k subs.,, i need one.,😭😭
lxIceRaptorzzl 1 no
@@III1IlIIlIllIl shut
@@III1IlIIlIllIl I thought your mom's friend was taking your keyboard. She needs to hurry it up
"E!"
-Markiplier, every single day of his life
E
E
*E*
3:00
‘ _ •
We now know Mark's only weakness: unsettling bathrooms
And mannequins
Mark: why does this bathroom have two bathtubs??
Also mark: *five ovens*
see but yeah-
... Yeah-
Hahaha true
“This is just a mannequin”
Me: well from past experiences with scary games, that thing is gonna move huh...
@Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ x56 oh no
anyway
Basically Stay Close
I think you mean “This WAS just a mannequin but” but due to the law of horror games it is no longer “just a mannequin”.
"This is just a mannequin"
Me " WELL that's just THE PROUBLEM"
It did move🙂
3:00
Mark: "E"
Everyone: "HE SAID IT!"
Time stamp it please I don’t wanna scroll around to find that again, I was using this video as background noise for my homework
@@gmk9321 2:59
@@gmk9321 02:53
Thank you you 2 I shall show this to my member friend and maybe be a meme somewhere
He sure did
Lixian: moves markiplier’s facecam to the other side
Me: uh oh... somethings about to happen.
RIGHT!?
Mark: *leaves room*
Demons: It is feasting time
Lixian: No
First¿
"DONT TOUCH MAH BOSS!!!"
Time stamp?
Well, that intro got me
it got us all
This comment saved me
Same here. (May God bless you all)
Vampire Mark will be in my nightmares
You're everywhere I go
"You will not indulge in father's absence!" - Markiplier 2021
Father is still getting the milk
*i dont see a father in your contacts-*
@@lemonjunkie2348
oopsle poopsle ramen noodles
Game: "Alright Mom. I understood you."
Mark: That looked like English but it didn't sound like English...
Also Mark: Oh look a Buitar
Mark: "The end is near"
*distant ticking of a clock and flashes of a black and white spiral invade my memories*
AhHhHhHh
nO STOP 😭🏃🏾♀️
I can’t stop laughing at him talking about father forbidding and the children long enough to get scared 😂😂
pog
?
Bloody CHILDREN ✨ INDULGENCE ✨
I never quite understood why a, not so strong in English, person writes dialogue in English even though they have to know it’s pretty bad.
Me either lol
I like when Lixian is physically playing with Mark and his buddies, he's this softspoken sweetie. But, him in his edits is an absolute monster lol
Just like everyone online
It's always the quiet ones you need to watch out for
My mom's friend sarahy will take my keyboardd if i don't get 1k subs ,,😭😭
@@III1IlIIlIllIl No keyboard for you
@@kingcookie9777 Whatchu mean? .-.
23:07
If ever there’s a Lord of the Rings reboot, we need Mark as Gollum
Mark: _doesnt do the intro or outro_
Lixian: *”fine. I’ll do it myself”*
FU## MARK
@@BrTa7274 tread carefully with your words buckaroo
@@BrTa7274 you don't want to attract that kind of attention
@@BrTa7274 only if it's consensual
@@BrTa7274 that moment when your scared of your mom hearing you say fuck so you just censor it like the baby you are
Mark: "I can't see.
Do you see how thats a Problem?"
No Mark no we don't. Because we can't either.
firrrst
@@Anonymous-eh3bt so we calling first even on replies now huh
Apparently
@@Raezier
Well you see
It’s more accurate
Interesting thought. At the end, Lix says "where's Mark" what if all the times we've seen Lix try to kill Mark... It's because he knows it's not the real mark.... I mean... We all know Mark isn't real...
It is indeed interesting that a gaming channel can have lore
pog
THE LORE
"Mark" may be the most powerful entity of all of them and the most accurate
the thing at the end is marg, not the best at imitating the original
@@unknownunknownfreak3209we feared Lunky for so long we forgot about the real Danger.
12:54 its Bob's fridge! If you don't get that you should listen to distractable, a podcast with mark bob and wade.
"E but no D..."
Except after C.
Or when sounded like A
As in "Oh, god, no! GET AWAAAAAAAAAY!"
Lol
I literally read the last part in Mark's voice
I feel like Lixian’s editing is scarier than the games
fr tho
Genuinely terrifying
In general, yes. I just have to admit the "There Is Nothing Here" was actually pretty dang good!
So true
Yup.... - shivers in fear-
...
Your dark intros are always starting me out with the spooks!
Oh my goshhh its one topic!!
Didnt expect to see you here!
Oh god, one topic, click has evolved, be aware
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Same
“Oh well peekaboo” has me dying of laughter lololol 4:34
someone should round up all the scary games that mark has played that said "to be continued" and see if they're finished
Remember when Mark played that game called dead lab?
@Augestx omg it's you again, I saw you on another mark video saying the same thing
@@bombasticblunderbuss0918 he also said the same thing on another comment on this video
@@michaeledmunds7266 probably a bot then
Anyone else remember in Amnesia rebirth when he said he’s done taking long breaks from the game then never went back to it 😂
"My name is Markeeplier." Mark don't give my irritating friend a reason to continue to say your name like that
Agreed
I'm pretty sure at this point he's just doing it to irritate me, haha!
"Samantha ain't getting railed."
You really don't need to attack me like that.
lmao
It took me a second to realize that was your name 😂 I brain has deteriorated to nothing
Lol same
LMAO SAME
Samantha's reunite
Yeeess
Lixian literally synchronized the outro with the gif we love you Lixian
Mark: *I don’t wanna know what that smell is*
Also Mark: *proceeds to try to find a way into the van*
I guess that'll tech him!
"Do not take your eyes away from the red fridge"
*Proceeds to take every opportunity to not look at it*
Markiplier’s worst fears: Getting chased by a walking bench, and a demonic fridge
Edit: How did I get this many likes-
@stormspotter124 Mannequins can go back to the hell where they came from
@@antihero6988 BRUH YESSSS
@@elishaserrano7611 Every time I go shopping and I'm next to a mannequin I keep my eyes on it and I'm like you better not move you fake bitch
@@antihero6988 That's my worst nightmare tbh
Reading the comments first is so confusing
I genuinely don't think I've ever laughed this much during a gameplay of a horror game than when mark played the lost room
I know these are supposed to be horror games, but when the red guy came down the stairs in the basement his walk just made me *WHEEZE*
Excuse me but did you scuttle at me?
when mark opened the door and went nope nevermind i died
I think Mark just broke
I thought he was Darth Maul at first-
There are so many things about the more janky single-developer horror games that is more funny than scary and I love it
Mark: "Moving on"
My UA-cam: let's play an ad for lg refrigerators
Next game: *features a refrigerator*
@F**CK МЕ! СНЕСК.МY.РR0FILЕ ?????
I love refrigerators
Poor Person Problems. Get premium PLEB.
@@kylarirons2236 The most underrated reply i've ever seen in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kylarirons2236 Refrigerators love you too
'The end is near'
Unus Annus fans: no that already happened, the clock has stopped
All I can think about is how Ethan and Mark were desperately trying to avoid the end in “The End is Near” video when Unus and Annus were talking to them in the mirrors.
What is unus annus? 🤫
@@gatitocuando8015 A channel ran by Mark and his friend Ethan, for exactly a year. None of the videos are available anymore and the channel was deleted after the year had passed ^^
Lixian’s character never fails to make me laugh and smile!! 💗💗
"Bunny. Book. Buitar."
My kind of comedy right there
This is the comment I was looking for👌
yes
I swear I'm gay as fuck but I laughed so hard I think I fell in love a little
Find that B-emoji and make this shit a meme
Bogos binted?
Mark: “It look like english but didn’t sound like english”
Also Mark: “Buitar”
"What do you mean was?"
Father forbade that
I'm a very simple woman, I see Lixian trying to murder Mark, I click
@Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ x56 Try.
@Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ x56 ha! We'd like to see that
@@plankplank1962 and @DrawnWithLove, what did that person say
@@lemurman7978 he is a bot that likes people to give them hate comments
@@crankthetank3581 oh, I know those type of bots
23:06 mark's imitation of that noise is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard XD
"I dont hear the siren sound of samantha getting railed... huh weird"
WHEN I TELL YOU I LOST IT
"My parents come back." Has the same energy as "A rumor come out."
But does Bruno Mars is gay?
I does is have to know!
@Augestx me!
@Augestx LITERALLY NOBODY LIKES YOU.
@Augestx Go away. Stop trying to self promote with obvious lies, lifeless leech of a human.
Mark: “Lights, Camera, SLAUGHTER.”
Me: ah so it’s about Warfstache.
I like the deathly hallows profile pic 👌
They should put Warfstache in there.
**me liking before reading just because I saw the deathly hallows prof pic**
Wait what timestamp?
it gives The Forest flashbacks tho
10:19 Nice demonstration...
“The siren sound of Samantha getting railed.”
Markiplier 2021
Golden comment
my brain read this as “siren head railed Samantha”
@@cloudpetal wheezes ok just for that I'll subscribe
Timestamp?
@@daimocanu here you go 10:46
Lixian’s intros are just getting better and better, and creepier
True True True
Change my mind:
The scariest horror movie is one where nothing ever happens scary except build tension and then the game just ends without a jump scare making you keep the tension and you are still going to be on edge for hours because you’re still waiting for ‘the scare’
I don’t wanna change your mind. I agree with you.
Yeah. Doki doki is the same equivalent. It says it’s a horror game but is actually a dating sim thing. It gets you on edge because u don’t know what it going to happen. Then it gets scarier. There is only 1 jumpscare in doki doki but I wouldn’t call it that
It should be called anxiety lmao cause thats how it feels
Good lord, yes, he played a game like that a few years back called Eyes Closed or Don't Open Your Eyes and it fucked me up for a long time because it was so damn scary and there were zero jumpscares
@@Alsarnia same for me. But with Doki Doki Literature Club. That horrible music that went with sayoris death still has me shocked
23:49 😭scared his headphones off
Can we start a petition to have Mark wear a heart monitor type thing while he plays these games?
YES THAT WOULD BE COOOOLL
No.
Video: “The end is near”
Me: *hears Unus Annus noises*
omg so true xD xD
Momento mori :D
I miss that one pink trombone vid
@@afrothunder4131 omg that one was hilarious yes xD xD
*why do I hear boss music?*
I don’t know why but I’d love to see like a POV of Amy of her just sitting downstairs and hearing mark screaming like that 😂😂😂
Yes please XD or one of these videos where it cuts to her whenever he gets scared or starts rambling XD
I think about that all the time😂😂
LMAO that’d be so good!
Mark yelling "dont tell amy!" While she's sitting there laughing.
2:50 Idk if anyone's interested but this artwork is done by Maxime Taccardi.
cool.
Mark: *gets jumpscared*
Mark: “I FORBID THAT”
My cereal almost spilled on my bed with that jumpscare 😄
His face when he got scared
i laughed way harder than I should've when mark yelled "E!"
2:56
21:42 idk why it took me so long to figure out, but I saw that bunny on the nightstand and thought it looked familiar. Then, I saw the tv and I was like-WAIT! THIS IS A HOUSE FROM HOUSE FLIPPER!
huh???? what night stand??
@@sourstrawberries4307 I think it was on the left of the tv, but I watched this so long ago that I don’t even know what me from 7 months ago was talking about. 😂
Mark: "There's really only one way a large amount of blood gets on the ground"
Me: "Period happening unexpectedly..?"
Alternative: sneezing while on your period?
Alternative: getting up while on your period?
pfft-
Someone wheeze... TOO loud
OH MY GOD- *ME*-
His go to catchphrase: “ FATHER FORBADE ME” 😂😂😂
my man got possessed by draco malfoy in that last game
@@sharmbanu9862 I didn't ask you ☺️
"My fAther foRbaDe it!" -Marko Malfoy
Draco?
These videos are getting me through my back surgery recovery, I don't like sitting around or laying around a lot and these help pass the time. Thank you
"There is Nothing here", with guest reappearence of "E"
@Í Ám ÇĥříϟἹnBB 24 Bot
@@sagetheassassin3192 I think so
E
my favourite character reappears