I love that the the floating voice (cameraman?) Recognised the intellegence of these animals 😭 for some reason that really warmed my heart! Animals deserve so much more respect than they often get ❤️
Lol the funny thing is I've lived in Maine my entire life, and I've been pinched by both sides of a lobster before, it hurts like hell I'm very surprised Coyote is willing to do all that he does.
@@huntergiannelli6354 His hands and arms have been bitten, pinched, and stung by an assortment of all kinds of creatures. He's becoming immune to pain every day... ... that, or his nerves are getting killed every time he does this.
13:17 Coyote: “He’s not doing anything😢” Mario: “maybe he likes you” had me giggling. Lobsters are pretty smart so maybe Lonnie knew your were friendly❤️
Fun fact in 11:50 you see the lobster is shifting around in a compact pose with its smaller limbs wiggling around. Typically if a lobster feels under threat or being seen by a potential threat they try to hide before running away or pinching back. They don’t his by remaining still with its larger claws bending towards itself, it’s main flipper tail curled under and it’s smaller limbs slowly digging in the sand to hide itself. Really nice we get to see that with Lonnie just before the pinch EDIT: another fun fact, the larger the lobster, the weaker the claws. as they age their nervous system degrades over time, so does their strength, so when it comes to Lonnie it’s likely because of its size it’s beginning to grow weaker, or that it doesn’t feel threatened nor interested in pinching. Smaller commercial lobsters are younger, and thus, have all their strength and power, which is why they have a nastier pinch. Lobsters overall are pretty interesting when it comes to aging.
Lonnie was about a 2-3 pound lobster which only makes him a teenager/early adult in terms of human years. Also, Very large lobster claws are really powerful and they can actually crush through human hands
@@risingstorm679 generally no, I somewhat exaggerated its usually smaller than that around the size of a soft ball, I recommend you actually read up on it whales and biology are very interesting subjects
Yer Average Lad that’s actually really interesting. You would think that because of their massive size they could consume something much larger, but I guess not. Cool fun fact 👍🏽
@@mr.bighead903 Yes! haha I'm sorry I'm not a biologist lol English is not my first language either... didn't realize that "bitten" was not the appropriate word... but it wouldn't sound that funny anyway. haha Thanks for the heads up!! =)
One word of correction though. Coyote calls it “giant lobster”. Sorry, but not a chance! Not even remotely close. That was not even medium-size lobster. Giant lobster crashing claw is more than twice the size of the human head. Its a size of medium size dog or 1.5-year-old kid (Lobster's trunk. With claws it's twice as big). It will not only crash hand bones but given a chance, easily femur or tibia bones. About lobsters attitudes: I've seen one time, lobster (medium size) in 4ft deep plastic borrow with 1 ft of water inside. If you peeked into the borrow from the top, the lobster would raise it's both claws above the water in a threat than jump to a height of 3 ft above the water. Try putting your hand into such lobster,... but then again, I'm not sure I would want to see it. Asking Coyote to do it with a truly giant lobster, would be as asking someone to record live amputation. Not an intelligent idea to make living, or to increase the number of YT's viewers.
I like how he said he was going to describe every part and left out one of the most important part. The molars, he mentioned the mouth but not their teeth. These things can take a finger.
**couple eating dinner** him: are you enjoying your lobster? her: yeah, it's not too b-- sound from back of restaurant: "I'm coyote peterson, and im about to enter the sting zone. *AHHHHHHHH*
Lobster: “I will not pinch you on a boat I will not pinch you with a goat I will not pinch you in the day I will not pinch you in any way I will not pinch you late at night I will not pinch you in a fight I will not pinch you I decree I will not pinch you Coyote”
Lobster: "OMG coyote I'm your biggest fan" Coyote: "come on pinch me" Lobster: "I could never" coyote: Bite me now Lobster in café: Okay let's go bit- coyote: AHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was born in Maine, and lived near Portland until I was 16 and was forced to move out here to Colorado, and this episode makes me so homesick! I miss Maine so much! 😭😭😭😭
imagine being in a lobster restaurant and eating some lobsters and then in the background, you hear coyote Peterson just screaming whilst talking about the pitchers of a lobster
Lonnie: he’s too nice, I won’t hurt you Lucy: I’ll pinch you, but it won’t be enough to hurt you Andy: *I will kill every human before I get boiled alive*
God has litteraly given him so many times to back out Edit: the replies on this comment are a literal war between atheists and Christians so be free to join
Coyote: *yells from lobster pinch* Customers: *Hears the yelling* Employees: don’t worry it’s just someone getting pinched by lobsters Customers: *Runs away in fear*
Nobody’s talking about the intelligence of lobsters it’s crazy!! The first ones were chill bc they knew that coyote was gentle but the ones in the restaurant were pissed!
Lobsters actually are very docile to humans. They are actually quite smart animals. Lobsters tend to know if you are a threat or not. I think lobsters are quite sweet animals.
That final lobster from the restaurant is probably singlehandedly the most lucky lobster who’s ever lived. Like this lobster got caught, was thrown into a small tank to await dying, then some guy comes by, let’s you pinch him twice, then saves your life and sets you free. What a rollercoaster of emotions.
Coyote: **wants to be pinched, but doesn’t get pinched** Me: **not wanting to be pinched, but gets pinched anyways** Thanks nature. Really appreciate you.
Coyote: I’m ready for pain
Lobster: I just wanted to be friends
I really want a pet lobster right now :(
Jimaras Gaming435 I have 3
Jade Bell yea I’m just waiting for them to have baby’s now!
Scorpion Boss24 whaaaaaaaat that’s cool!!! I want one
Also how did u get one ?
Thamara Rodriguez I got them from a friend.
Lobster: *"Hello human. Let's have a handshake."*
Coyote: *"It doesn't hurt."*
Lobster: *"It's a handshake. What do you expect?"*
Lol 😂
Is this really Dave Mustaine?
@@baL.s your profile pic is kinda disturbing
What are you doing here dave 😳
Lol
Coyote: *PINCH ME*
The lobster: *peace was always an option*
I do not know what you are talking about
Pink Pizza 3121 coyote wants the lobster to pinch him but the lobster doesn’t. It’s a meme but you’re probably to young to understand
@@Stray_kids_bias how?
*Peace was the only option*
@@lonelysaunter8728 probably
I bet at the end, those three lobsters were like "Hey, we didn't get cooked and eaten. What a nice human." 🙂
LMAO but also sad
haha
@@davonvigier4727 21:40 😂😂😂
@@davonvigier4727 22:19 😂😂😂
Coyote: "Not much power. Barely"
Lobster:" "I'm just trying my best 😭"
Lol, poor lobster.
Jonathan Ferrer lol
Sorry lobster
Jonathan Ferrer I just made it 100 yo deserve it bro this had me dead
Kids
Poor little lobester if I was satin a pinch him until he will die! For dat lobester!
Coyote: pinch me
Big Lobster: i dont wanna hurt people for no reason man
Or more like "I'm tired with life"
Bella _Playz : lol 😂
😂😂😂
@@higgs135 nice
Coyote pokes it lobster yay pinch
Lobster:I wanna be nice
Coyote: KILL ME
Coyote: COME ON KILL ME I’M HERE
Dang son lol
Me:wants leave a like
Like:666
Coyote: Ok listen to me
Lobster: Ok
Coyote: GOD SENT YOU HERE TO KILL ME
OMG I know right,
I heard that Lobsters can have every emotion a human has. They can be depressed and can also feel a strong bond to a human
I've just found my new rabbit hole thank you
@jasonotto9126 Same haha, I highly doubt it. But now I just have to verify this massive claim. Will be back here if I remember to do it haha
same people who believe dogs who click those talking buttons can understand English
@yy22-w3l semantics argument on 'understand'
Coyote: I am gonna enter the pinch zone with a lobster.
Lonnie : I am a lobster and I am gonna enter the friend zone with a human.
I like this comment
Good comment
@@badproskillz thank you
This one wins. 🏅
.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Coyote: pinch me
Lobster: Go play with killer hornet instead
djxsquizit nah, executioner hornet 😂
@@tejasnkhokle2480 no look at the news
@@Beenrealect2009 The Executioner hornet's sting hurts even more.
Juan Martinez nope #1
slime queen murder hornets don’t exist
Coyote: "pinch me"
Lobster: "it's my free day, let's be friends"
You’re Not funny
hahahahahaha
LMAO!!! 😂😂😂
Knowing how friendly they are , I really want a lobster as a pet
Unless your name is Nathaniel coyote Peterson, I don’t suggest it
Same
Samey Samey same
Take 'em for a walk ona Leash🤣
yes i used to have a tiny one, it was actually so friendly and wouldnt pinch, and it would sleep in our hands
Coyote: “Pinch me lobster.”
Lobster: “What a nice guy.”
Lobster:"Okay this is not a chinese. He don't want to eat me. Let's be friends"
He was nice I got his autograph
coyote: pinch me
lobster: well now i'm not going to do it
"No, I don't think I will"
xD
oh yeah yeah
*slightly annoyed pingu*
Really i see u everywhere r u following me
Coyote: pinch me
Lobster: aww he's holding my hand :)
LOL! That is love! :)
Lmao, it's lovely
Omg tho
666 like
Lol
I love that the the floating voice (cameraman?) Recognised the intellegence of these animals 😭 for some reason that really warmed my heart! Animals deserve so much more respect than they often get ❤️
Girlfriend: Wow, I love this restaurant-
coyote: *screaming in the back*
Underrated comment 😂👌
Yep she loves the R E S T U R A U N T
😂😂😂😂😂
Yea I agree
-SAD- :C
Fixed
(Thanks by the way)
Coyote: "Pinch me"
Lobster: "no"
Coyote: "Pinch me"
Lobster: "no"
Coyote: "Pinch me"
Lobster: "ok then"
Coyote: "Doesn't even hurt"
Lobster: "oh :("
Kr0ll3x Gaming lol
Big sad moment
This actually made me sad
@@aviiky8961 same
Lol
Coyote: *strokes the lobsters antenna*
Lobster: confused screaming
Nice comment bro
Yes very sexy. Maybe we can hook up some time😘😘😘😘
*erotic screaming intensifies*
😂😂😂
I was scared
I enjoyed it! Thanks for having me on the show! Hope the hand heals up quickly…
idk
Lobster: pinches Coyote with all his might
Coyote: “pathetic”
Lol
Atomic Bomb : *blows up*
Coyote : *heavy breathing from pain but perfectly fine*
@@omega8561 right? Lol
Coyote is thanos he is inevitable
Lmao
Coyote: “I was ready for pain..”
\ /
Lobster: •-•
That a sad face
no the lobster looked like this:
{/\} {/\}
( •+•)
for me its kinda mad looking
Before: (●’◡’●)ﾉ
After: (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
appawoosa ಠ_ಠ
I’ve never seen anyone so determined to get bitten by an animal
Lol the funny thing is I've lived in Maine my entire life, and I've been pinched by both sides of a lobster before, it hurts like hell I'm very surprised Coyote is willing to do all that he does.
@@huntergiannelli6354 facts i would never do this
*pinched
@@huntergiannelli6354 His hands and arms have been bitten, pinched, and stung by an assortment of all kinds of creatures. He's becoming immune to pain every day...
... that, or his nerves are getting killed every time he does this.
@Sweet Potatoe what?
13:17
Coyote: “He’s not doing anything😢”
Mario: “maybe he likes you”
had me giggling. Lobsters are pretty smart so maybe Lonnie knew your were friendly❤️
Coyote emits such a positive energy that the animals refuse to harm him
gdragon521 so true
Like the widow
Peta wants to know your location
Bullet ant: AM i a joke to You?
That’s such an understatement 😭
Coyote: *Touches Antenna* Lobster: Why Are My Antennas Telling Me There Is A Gorilla Riding A Helicopter With An AK-47 And Sunglasses
this is a beautiful comment
g
Ovaxen 😂
Quirky and random
Ovaxen I love this comment
Coyote gets hit by a car and thrown 50ft
Mark: "Did he get you?"
9
14
21
Copy copieright
Pat Macrotch ok boomer
Fun fact in 11:50 you see the lobster is shifting around in a compact pose with its smaller limbs wiggling around. Typically if a lobster feels under threat or being seen by a potential threat they try to hide before running away or pinching back. They don’t his by remaining still with its larger claws bending towards itself, it’s main flipper tail curled under and it’s smaller limbs slowly digging in the sand to hide itself. Really nice we get to see that with Lonnie just before the pinch
EDIT: another fun fact, the larger the lobster, the weaker the claws. as they age their nervous system degrades over time, so does their strength, so when it comes to Lonnie it’s likely because of its size it’s beginning to grow weaker, or that it doesn’t feel threatened nor interested in pinching. Smaller commercial lobsters are younger, and thus, have all their strength and power, which is why they have a nastier pinch.
Lobsters overall are pretty interesting when it comes to aging.
Lonnie was about a 2-3 pound lobster which only makes him a teenager/early adult in terms of human years.
Also, Very large lobster claws are really powerful and they can actually crush through human hands
Coyote: pinch me Lobster: OH MY GOD COYOTE PETERSON I AM YOIR BIGGEST FAN HOLY SMOKES THIS IS AWESOME GIMME A HANDSHAKE BRO HECK YEA
Lol
😂
Lmao
Shamblezz413 😂😂😂😂
Mark: i think he wants to kill you!
Lobster: -_- rlly i was trying to give him a handshake >:( LOL HAHAHAHA
Only person who would ever be upset that a lobster didn’t pinch them
jeez
what?
True
You are crazy too
*sadness intensifies*
Imagine eating in the restaurant and you hear deathly screams from the back
Jack Collins i would eat my lobster more violently and with more vengeful intent
Copied tho
Then gunshots
Coyote Peterson getting pinched or the lobsters being burnt alive
Lobsters being smart and friendly was the surprise of the day
That was their theory but a lot of scientists have come to the conclusion that they are quite smart
Gets swallowed whole by a blue wale
Coyote “I’d say that was successful”
Fun fact: the largest object a blue whale could conceivably swallow is a beach ball.
@@yeraveragelad4012 so a small kid would fit?
@@risingstorm679 generally no, I somewhat exaggerated its usually smaller than that around the size of a soft ball, I recommend you actually read up on it whales and biology are very interesting subjects
Yer Average Lad that’s actually really interesting. You would think that because of their massive size they could consume something much larger, but I guess not. Cool fun fact 👍🏽
Their throat is actually very small. A full sized adult can't be swallowed.
Coyote: *gets skull crushed by gorilla*
Mark: "Did he get you?"
Lmao😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Kai H poor cameraman XD
This is getting old
LOL
Kai H I
Coyote walks in a restaurant: "Hi, I'd like to be bitten by your strongest lobster"
Servers: "That is the weirdest fetish I have ever seen"
Inglês Com Fabiano LOL
Hello fello future man in quarantine
Lol good one
Bitten? You mean pinched?
@@mr.bighead903 Yes! haha I'm sorry I'm not a biologist lol English is not my first language either... didn't realize that "bitten" was not the appropriate word... but it wouldn't sound that funny anyway. haha Thanks for the heads up!! =)
I like that he didn't play up the lobsters that didn't really do anything, makes you know he is in authentic pain when the last one got him
This man’s body is flowing with at least 20 types of venoms
THATxEPICxRELIK ????
Chanakya and Mithridates àre proud
Like a super hero
Lonny didn’t want any of that poison
I think he became venomous himself overtime lmao
the first two lobsters are like "hey man i watch your stuff and you're a pretty cool guy, you won't hurt me so i won't hurt you"
Lonnie : this human looks nice enough, I don’t wanna hurt him.
Random lobster in a restaurant : I’m gonna drag every single human down with me!
Same I was thinking. Lobster in the restaurant I'm gonna get my revenge on all the people who ate me as food
One word of correction though. Coyote calls it “giant lobster”. Sorry, but not a chance! Not even remotely close. That was not even medium-size lobster. Giant lobster crashing claw is more than twice the size of the human head. Its a size of medium size dog or 1.5-year-old kid (Lobster's trunk. With claws it's twice as big). It will not only crash hand bones but given a chance, easily femur or tibia bones. About lobsters attitudes: I've seen one time, lobster (medium size) in 4ft deep plastic borrow with 1 ft of water inside. If you peeked into the borrow from the top, the lobster would raise it's both claws above the water in a threat than jump to a height of 3 ft above the water. Try putting your hand into such lobster,... but then again, I'm not sure I would want to see it. Asking Coyote to do it with a truly giant lobster, would be as asking someone to record live amputation. Not an intelligent idea to make living, or to increase the number of YT's viewers.
@@michalhryhorowicz5069 tbh i have no idea WTF U ARE SAYING
dis made me laugh
He wants to destroy this man whole carrier
I like how he said he was going to describe every part and left out one of the most important part. The molars, he mentioned the mouth but not their teeth. These things can take a finger.
Lobster is just trying to shake his hand,that lobster is such a gentle man
Shubham Patel lmaooo
Lmfao
ahahhaa
Lol yep
ya that's not true
**couple eating dinner**
him: are you enjoying your lobster?
her: yeah, it's not too b--
sound from back of restaurant: "I'm coyote peterson, and im about to enter the sting zone. *AHHHHHHHH*
That made my day.
Genius.
sting?
You killed your own joke sting zone? 🤦🏻♂️
Well, maybe he found a mutant lobster with a stinger.
Coyote: Im Coyote Petersen and I'm about to enter the pinch zone with the American lobster!
Lobster: mmmm... pass...
Im coyote peterson and im about to enter the sting zone with a pufferfish...
Cameraman: you ok?
Haminations
I think he likes you
Haminations k
Haminatio
@6:32, that whole 5 second bit is just golden 🤣🤣🤣
Coyote: gets eaten by a shark
Mark: dId He GeT yOu?
Made me hehe
300th like
The cool kid 0900 no it’s
Mark:DeScRiBe ThE pAiN
Coyote:*from heaven*DiD yOu GeT iT?!
Hahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
Lobster: “I will not pinch you on a boat
I will not pinch you with a goat
I will not pinch you in the day
I will not pinch you in any way
I will not pinch you late at night
I will not pinch you in a fight
I will not pinch you I decree
I will not pinch you Coyote”
That would be a great dr susee book
@@itachithelegend287 it is from Dr suess just modified
Lobster: PERIDOT
🤣🤣
lol, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Colin Mochrie, anyone? :D
I appreciate the fact that he didn't give up and kept trying to find a way to entertain us. You succeeded:))
“Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?” 😂🎉
🤣🤣
Now let’s see Larry and Krabs fight each other
When you want to get pinched but accidentally got a vegan lobster
I dont think it was vegan becouse it would have told him like most vegans
Mr CatCarCan “Uh.. yeah I’m a vegan”
かっクイ君 ogay and? Lol
Mr CatCarCan haha lol
かっクイ君 true
It was kinda cute how the lobster didn’t wanna pinch him
Yea Lobsters are friendly
Maybe cuz he knew that it was cayote Peterson
Doc Playz true
Oris Nisbett I want one as a pet lmao
really
I can't believe Coyote never swears! That's just amazing!
yea no swearing=good views from kids and family, especially when u have good and Education content
It is also that no swear = more Ad money but i never see ads on his vids
Edit: i didn't see the ads because i was on my phone
IKR
WatuMeister I got ads
Celyn Haf well everybody swears but i wonder if he swears off camera
Coyote: pinch me…. Lobster: sure, my pleasure.
Me: *trying to eat at a nice restaurant with my family*
Coyote in the back: “AHHHHHHH UUUUUHHHHHH MMMMMM AAAAAHHHHH”
:o :(
Lol
lol
That sounds wrong
“Trying to eat a nice restaurant”
So you are eating a entire restraunt?
Normal people: “yes a lobster didn’t pinch me”
Coyote: “Damnit i DIDNT get pinched”
*darn
Cyote doesn't say BAD WORDS did you even ever hear Cyote say BAD WORDS in any video he has made
@@teresapoland1621 since when is damn a swear
Coyote: pinch me
Lobster: nop I'm your fan
Lobster: "OMG coyote I'm your biggest fan"
Coyote: "come on pinch me"
Lobster: "I could never"
coyote: Bite me now
Lobster in café: Okay let's go bit-
coyote: AHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That lobster was just vibin
Lol
I hate this guy he do his self the braved guy
@@wafaalhammadi759 ?
Zammy Lopez oh wait that could be true 😂😂😂😂😂
Coyote: ready to die
Lobster: i like you i wanna hold hands
Coyote: lets try to cook them
Everyone: concentrating on the pinch
Me: *awwwww* it's little tail is flapping about so cuuuteee
Matxha tea owl thought I was the only one... hmm!
xD
the tail flapping is so satisfying 😂
You think flailing in fear is cute?
Bro Fist it’s not in fear it’s a defense mechanism 🤨
Coyote: pinch me
Lobster: eh. I’m on parole. I can’t get in trouble again
ReelDealTV 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Originality at its finest
Lobstah
If Lobsters are red after they're cooked then Larry the Lobster is dead
Red lobsters exists,they're just super rare
Oh shi-
Larry Le lobster 🦞 👌
Mr Krabs
Rip Larry the lobster
I was born in Maine, and lived near Portland until I was 16 and was forced to move out here to Colorado, and this episode makes me so homesick! I miss Maine so much! 😭😭😭😭
Coyote: *picks up lobster*
Lobster: *moves claws to warn him to let him go*
Coyote: hello to you too
Lobster: ._.
Lobster: s... So... Ur- not? Gunna kill me?! ...... Cool, I'm cool with that
Lobster: am i a joke to you?
Lobster: "You gon' learn today" lol
🦞🦞 XD 👍👍
His Tail Actually
Random person to Coyote: What do you do for a living?
Coyote: it’s complicated...
That is actually so funny I could imagine that happing😂🤣
"I let mother nature try to kill me head on everyday"
Coyote: i try to kill myself
Claire F. Ok boomer
Hahahahahahhaha😛
The first lobster was all like "dude, I don't care that this is your fetish. I'm not going to hurt you no matter how much you beg."
AlexBirdieBronze 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
As long as you know
Kai Riley haha yeah
Alden Robinson wax
Coyote: screams and winces in pain
Mark: did he get ya?
Coyote: >:| *bOi*
Boi?
@I dk a bad one
Lmao gets me every time
yes
Coyote: Hes doing nothing
Camera man: Maybe he likes you
....camera*
Cameraman
A Hawara I ain't gonna correct you on camera man
Ckameraman*
@@helenmaddock7843 thanks xd
imagine being in a lobster restaurant and eating some lobsters and then in the background, you hear coyote Peterson just screaming whilst talking about the pitchers of a lobster
Lol
Great minds think alike...
Well hopefully we just had the same idea 👀
Azadanzan S fuckoff
This man is either shortening his life drastically or becoming immortal
I have to admire the fact that this guy can take so much pain from pinches, bites, and stings without swearing a single time throughout
Me:FAK (over nothing)
Bad dont say that
@@notforkids6588 i have anger issues and can’t control it
Yeah I would swear probably I dont like pain
Advantages of editing.
coyote is lucky that he did not catch larry the lobster. larry would rip his arm off
SlipknotFan 22 lmao
Ehhh Slipknot🤘🤘
LIVIN’ LIKE LARRY! 😉😏
Yes bro
Slipknot 🤘🤘
"He didnt pinch me :("
"maybe he likes you :)"
21:38
Some guy being served Lobster: "Why do I hear screaming?"
The waiter: "Oh don't worry a man is just being pinched by a lobster..."
people: this will break your hand
Coyote: *say sike right now*
oi
oi
Oi
Oi
Coyote: *gets bit by a shark*
Mark: “did he get you?”
Literally swallows him: did it hurt?
You are crazy omg wow man that's. Crazy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@attilamate603 wuuuuuuuutttt
That sounds bad it could really hurt
Is it me or is Lonnie just straight up wholesome?
Good comment
So wholesome
Lonnie was a fan
Is Lonnie the lobster?
@@self-righteousideologue9398 ye the first one that didn't pinch
I have no clue how he handles pain so well man 1#
Coyote: pinch me
Friendly lobster: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career
kaede 😂😂😂😂
The lobster is a fan
🤣🤣🤣🤣
There was such a big build up
kaede ooooooooooooooooh
coyote: nothing! nothing!
5 seconds later…
“aHhH aHh
11:04 Wow the Lobster just dabbed because of how long it lives.
Bro 69 likes XD
Bro it even T posed earlier
👋😆👋
XD
Lmao
Imagine eating your lobster dinner and in the back of the restaurant you just hear
“AHHHHH OOOOHHH RRRRRRR AHHHHHH!!!” 💀
I just imagine the lobsters being like "Uh, I really don't want to hurt you man, my pinchers are too perfect, I just got them done last week."
TigerSwipes I'm a boy but ik what you mean
TigerSwipes Omg I think he found some L.A. basic lobters 😂
TigerSwipes hahahaha this should be a meme
"This basic batch, ruining my day!"
Lol
people: a lobsters pinch can break your hand
Coyote: challenge accepted
Lobster: *Very agressivly slaps tail*
Coyote: ☹️
I laughed so hard,I was crying when I wathed that
Hahaha girlll I was thinking the same 🤣🤣🤣
Every time my skin crawls
I laughed till my stomach hurts
I watched that part so many times 🤣
12:04
“…This is a really bad idea”
coyote: 😶
Customer: yeah I'd like a table for one
Coyote in the back room: AAaaaAAAaAaAAaHhHHHH
Customer: .....uhhhhh
Staff: Don't worry, that is just a lobster screaming for dear life
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@KGK Skull can we just do takeout
creamygoodness44 lol
Hahah dat was an halerius joke
Lonnie: he’s too nice, I won’t hurt you
Lucy: I’ll pinch you, but it won’t be enough to hurt you
Andy: *I will kill every human before I get boiled alive*
Mr Turkey fun fact, the store lobster is a named Angry Andy.
Turn to Jesus he loves yiu
@@jesusislordandking6923 nah
@@peanut8146 Nah my a-
@@jesusislordandking6923 preach brother
God has litteraly given him so many times to back out
Edit: the replies on this comment are a literal war between atheists and Christians so be free to join
He knows and chooses not to acknowledge.
Joe Mamma 😂😂😂
I see he has chosen death
Villian Deku 😂 so death it is
Joe Mamma ur comment deserves way more likes😭
As a Maine boy, it gave me a very warm feeling when Lonny and Lucy wouldn’t pinch Coyote 🥰 Lonny is a good boi :3
I just really appreciate how he takes all this pain, just to add knowledge in our brains
Tbh I don't need the poor guy to show me what happens when you stick your hands in a lobster claw
Yeah, I never had an aversion to crab and lobster claws before seeing this
Bro he's doing it for money lol
@@onemoresmartone um he also works with people for research about the pain ......
Lobster: Look man, you're a cool dude. I'm one of your subs. I can't just pinch you like that, okay, man?
Santenoturtle lol
This made me laugh ☺
Santenoturtle lol that was funny
Yea you're right I don't like touch hurt Warning will
LOL
Coyote: *yells from lobster pinch*
Customers: *Hears the yelling*
Employees: don’t worry it’s just someone getting pinched by lobsters
Customers: *Runs away in fear*
Check please!
Coyote:Give me pain. And i shall let you live.
"These antenna shape out like a Y."
The lobster then immediately T-poses
YT=UA-cam?
8:52
OOF
YES
It was asserting dominance
Nobody’s talking about the intelligence of lobsters it’s crazy!! The first ones were chill bc they knew that coyote was gentle but the ones in the restaurant were pissed!
😂I'd be pissed two if I knew I was going to be cooked alive
R.I.P. the tasty cooked crabsss
This is Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the ankle zone with the Razor™ Scooter.
ParodyDocks Instant death
ParodyDocks 🤣😣😵💀
End me pls.
ParodyDocks OMG LMAO
ParodyDocks lol
Lobsters actually are very docile to humans. They are actually quite smart animals. Lobsters tend to know if you are a threat or not. I think lobsters are quite sweet animals.
Coyote: *PINCH ME*
Lobster: *smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack*
I cannot explain why I laughed at this as stupidly load as I did
I couldn't help but laugh at this
By Friday
Idk why but this made me laugh so much I almost sprayed my drink everywhere 😂😂😂
😂
That final lobster from the restaurant is probably singlehandedly the most lucky lobster who’s ever lived. Like this lobster got caught, was thrown into a small tank to await dying, then some guy comes by, let’s you pinch him twice, then saves your life and sets you free.
What a rollercoaster of emotions.
I'm gonna have to disagree. i think the ones on the titanic were luckier.
Coyote: **wants to be pinched, but doesn’t get pinched**
Me: **not wanting to be pinched, but gets pinched anyways**
Thanks nature. Really appreciate you.
@False Flag that's true but a good ol hermit crab with a claw about an inch long don't feel pleasant either
@False Flag lol know dat from experience wit 1
Lobster be like
If i pinch, im gonna get eaten😂
That lobster was such a good boi
Crustacean Doggo 🐶😂
sp4rtan148 lol
I want to go all Homer Simpson for that lobster. (The episode where he was best buds with one)