Blue Jacket guy got some serious issues, man. Mod List: pastebin.com/hYWv77tQ Alternate Link: pst.klgrth.io/paste/qt8gp BGM: • SDR2 OST: -1-05- Beaut...
"Paid an old fart 5000 rubbles to shoot some freak animals. Got pulled into fire-fights with local organized crime group and foreign black-ops units. Got entangled with local faction politics and *accidentally blew up an entire military armored column. Best tour guide I've ever had. 5/5. Would come to Pripyat again." -Some random Belarussian dude, probably
''I was even bought a rocket launcher and my other buddy got a soviet machine gun! I cant believe we got so spoiled with just 5000 roubles! I give this establishment 9.7/10, might even come with my danish family too!'' -random western european with poor russian
The "can you beat anomaly with only a mosin" guy accidently did this with an invincible companion mod, now I want to see an actual challenge run done lol
When playing Anomaly for the first time, I accidentaly shot one of the tourist during a shootout with 15 Bandits or so. "Well shit, another failed mission" I thought to myself. "Eh, I'll just return to the village and accept another mission." Or so I thought... Because as soon as I was within 20 metres of it, the entire village started blasting my ass. I was scared shitless. With only a leather jacket and an SVT loaded with just 5 rounds and no spare ammo, things were looking really hopeless. But I had some bandit patches for Sid, so I made a run for his bunker (around the village of course, I'm not a maniac). Anyway, I delivered the patches and chilled in Sids bunker, waiting for shit to calm down. Apparently though, one Loner must've hit another in the crossfire or something, because the shooting didn't stop FOR 30 MINUTES. I love this game way to much.
The following days must have been awkward for any survivors. I can imagine the scene around a campfire now... "Boris, why are you scratching your ass so much? The doc miss some of Vitalii's grenade shrapnel? Hahaha..." "Shut the fuck up, Vlad."
I love giving my tourist groups great deals. I could just take them to the railroad tracks and back to the village, OR I can give them a whole round trip to the CNPP
I was relieved it's not just only me that being a fckng bastard to these poor tourists, Wolf order me to take them to the east side of the rookie village but never return to Wolf and somehow they ended up dying in the Jupiter Underground after i took them to the whole map as my courier.
Reminds me of the "can you beat anomaly with only a mosin" video where the guy drags the 2 of them through the entire game with a mod that prevents follower death :D
I mean if I paid 20 USD and the tour guide handed me an RPG tube and told me that ammo was free, go nuts, you can bet I'd be yeeting rockets like this dude too.
Start of the tour: some random guy deciding to have a holiday in Hell on Earth with the guidance of a local resident End of the tour: ua-cam.com/video/r0EUxH0aaA8/v-deo.html
I did not know companions can use GL or RPG , gave a GL for my companion to hold for me and suddenly a huge explosion in front of me when we fighting the monolith 😂
So I messed around a little bit with the options but still struggling to match the exact same look you have. I really want to match the visual options you have and make it like a copy. Could a screenshot or list of your selected options in the visuals panel and exact shaders enabled help? Edit: of the settings are in user.ltx how do I type them? Simply in the console?
What settings to you use? I get so many framedrops and stutters it's insane and the game generally looks so choppy and all pixelated compared to yours. I just want to enjoy the game. :(
companions arew broken in EFP, they have huge hp, they instant autoheal...not fun anymore go with compnaions. In vanilla anomaly was fun becasue they helo you, but u need to protect them, here they protect you
@@The_Longest_Handle_Of_All_Time Nah I don't see any it just quits the game with no message and plays windows default error noise, I can relaunch it just fine and play normally I just can't talk to sidrovich specifically.
@@authenticapples6747 I could hazard I guess that it's from the storylines mod. You could try reinstalling it www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/artefact-hunters-storyline-for-scientists-10 see if it works.
"Paid an old fart 5000 rubbles to shoot some freak animals. Got pulled into fire-fights with local organized crime group and foreign black-ops units. Got entangled with local faction politics and *accidentally blew up an entire military armored column. Best tour guide I've ever had. 5/5. Would come to Pripyat again."
-Some random Belarussian dude, probably
manyour comment got me crackin' XD
Same am dyin’ lmao
''I was even bought a rocket launcher and my other buddy got a soviet machine gun! I cant believe we got so spoiled with just 5000 roubles! I give this establishment 9.7/10, might even come with my danish family too!''
-random western european with poor russian
From a tourist to a stalker. Look... How they grow so much... *sniff* He even executed his first man! Quick guys, get the camera!
These tourist got a little too involved in things.
When in rome
@@The_Longest_Handle_Of_All_Time What happens in the Zone stays in the Zone
Masculine urge to start a tourist safari and keep the guys for the rest of the game
The "can you beat anomaly with only a mosin" guy accidently did this with an invincible companion mod, now I want to see an actual challenge run done lol
he was fucking THROWING those rockets out
Everything is fine 'till a loner with an RPG shows up
When playing Anomaly for the first time, I accidentaly shot one of the tourist during a shootout with 15 Bandits or so. "Well shit, another failed mission" I thought to myself. "Eh, I'll just return to the village and accept another mission." Or so I thought...
Because as soon as I was within 20 metres of it, the entire village started blasting my ass. I was scared shitless. With only a leather jacket and an SVT loaded with just 5 rounds and no spare ammo, things were looking really hopeless. But I had some bandit patches for Sid, so I made a run for his bunker (around the village of course, I'm not a maniac).
Anyway, I delivered the patches and chilled in Sids bunker, waiting for shit to calm down. Apparently though, one Loner must've hit another in the crossfire or something, because the shooting didn't stop FOR 30 MINUTES. I love this game way to much.
The following days must have been awkward for any survivors. I can imagine the scene around a campfire now...
"Boris, why are you scratching your ass so much? The doc miss some of Vitalii's grenade shrapnel? Hahaha..."
"Shut the fuck up, Vlad."
I love giving my tourist groups great deals. I could just take them to the railroad tracks and back to the village, OR I can give them a whole round trip to the CNPP
"They aren't bad shots, honestly"
"Gave them a bargain deal".
Bro, you misspelled RPG.
...Subscribed.
Impressive your parents must be very proud
I was relieved it's not just only me that being a fckng bastard to these poor tourists, Wolf order me to take them to the east side of the rookie village but never return to Wolf and somehow they ended up dying in the Jupiter Underground after i took them to the whole map as my courier.
2:30 Damn, even in the zone he's still catching people
Reminds me of the "can you beat anomaly with only a mosin" video where the guy drags the 2 of them through the entire game with a mod that prevents follower death :D
"backblast" isn't in this dudes vocabulary
Look at him hes having so much fun!
Artefact and Stalker hunting *is* pretty similar to Mutant hunting so I can't blame you for such a thing~
Also, bring em to the NPP next time!
I mean if I paid 20 USD and the tour guide handed me an RPG tube and told me that ammo was free, go nuts, you can bet I'd be yeeting rockets like this dude too.
dont worry honey im just going out with the boys, a chill day with the homies.
*the chill day*
This is how a tourist tour should be !! Rpg , bandik killinga and vodka!!
Lol give a npc a rpg and he'll have infinite ammo, Lukash: do you have explosives🤔 ???
Shoots how many rockets but gets tinnitus from the btrs blowing up down the road.
good little one, dad is proud of you!
Watching baby’s first murder sprees. This is why I subscribed
recruit friends, give them the best armor, RPG & MG, and if you want add mods that can make them immortal. looks fun :D
Brought to you by the Chernobyl Tourism Board
From tourist to absolute units
When you're guiding the tourist but the tourist guide you instead
1:08 Chris Hansen lmao didn't know he's hunting for stalkers in the zone now.... guess that's what's required to catch the bad guys!
Start of the tour: some random guy deciding to have a holiday in Hell on Earth with the guidance of a local resident
End of the tour: ua-cam.com/video/r0EUxH0aaA8/v-deo.html
Should have went to the CNPP for them to see the Wish Granter. :D
nice choice of music, cultured i see :)
A danganronpa stalker crossover... oh no
OH SHIT HE HAS AN RPG!!!
Best video in my live, thanks! 😆
recently found your channel and love your vids
i have never ever thought that i will see a S.T.A.L.K.E.R video with Danganronpa music in it.
They better have left a good Yelp review
quality content
Dude how do you not have more subscribers? This shit is top-notch!
Giving an NPC an RPG can only result in RIP.
Your game looks so amazing! What are the environment mods that make everything so colorful?
expedition reshade and screen space shaders
I helped mine up to the brain scorcher. Gotta give them value for money.
Pranking the tourist by taking them to meet Strelok in Dead City
I'd like to think we all started as a tourist
Lost it all at 2:39 when he just crumpled over
I did not know companions can use GL or RPG , gave a GL for my companion to hold for me and suddenly a huge explosion in front of me when we fighting the monolith 😂
OOOOHHH EEEEEE YOOOOHHHH
Это... Просто... ЭПИЧНО !!!
Суровая жизнь в Зоне напоминает детскую прогулку под такую музычку.
Which mods you using please tell me
Did he get to take the rpg home?
Yes even the mg42 guy
So I messed around a little bit with the options but still struggling to match the exact same look you have. I really want to match the visual options you have and make it like a copy. Could a screenshot or list of your selected options in the visuals panel and exact shaders enabled help?
Edit: of the settings are in user.ltx how do I type them? Simply in the console?
You could just use my user.ltx it has everything I have.
@@The_Longest_Handle_Of_All_Time how would I enable it.
Just copy paste it inside the appdata folder. That is, if you're using my modpack.
@@The_Longest_Handle_Of_All_Time I think its working and performance is much much better! Thanks for replying to silly questions you.absolutely legend
What settings to you use?
I get so many framedrops and stutters it's insane and the game generally looks so choppy and all pixelated compared to yours.
I just want to enjoy the game. :(
You could lower the population in game if you get fps drops. Or use an ssd to fix the stuttering.
@@The_Longest_Handle_Of_All_Time it's on an m.2 ssd already so that can't be. Lowering population seems logical, I'll try that. Thanks 👍
🤣
WHAT MOD IS THIS???
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companions arew broken in EFP, they have huge hp, they instant autoheal...not fun anymore go with compnaions.
In vanilla anomaly was fun becasue they helo you, but u need to protect them, here they protect you
Suddenly the idea of a tourist committing war crimes in Ukraine seems a bit less dark!
The tourists are like the foreign legion in Ukraine.
Yeah except they actually shot and killed things instead of posing for updoots and getting calibrated or used as fodder by hohols.
anyone else using the modpack just wondering why I crash whenever I try to talk to sidrovich.
Weird, never heard of this one before. Any crash logs?
@@The_Longest_Handle_Of_All_Time Nah I don't see any it just quits the game with no message and plays windows default error noise, I can relaunch it just fine and play normally I just can't talk to sidrovich specifically.
Go to appdata folder and logs folder and open xray_ text document file and scroll to the very bottom.
FATAL ERROR
[error]Expression : no_assert
[error]Function : CXML_IdToIndex::GetById
[error]File : G:\Projects\STALKER\Anomaly2-Engine\src\xrServerEntities\xml_str_id_loader.h
[error]Line : 114
[error]Description : item not found, id
[error]Arguments : cs_task3_sidor_dialog
stack trace:
@@authenticapples6747 I could hazard I guess that it's from the storylines mod. You could try reinstalling it www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/artefact-hunters-storyline-for-scientists-10 see if it works.
Look at them grow up 🥲 now they can handle the hardships of the zone. (they don't)