[SS13] Hot Soup

"Soup's on, baby."
Chefs have CQC martial art (close quarter cooking) so the kitchen is a sacret ground. Security started the fight they couldn't win. IED soup is hilarious cos the explosion doesn't make hull breach but instantly kills everyone nearby (and their eardrums IRL), so expect more shenanigans with soup pots.
First Soup killed HoS, CMO, almost got HoP and the last one was for Chief Engineer.
(Rowan Bullard says, "You are a coward who hides in the kitchen because you can't do jackshit outside of it, so you bait security so you can be shitters even more. While I do not know the full situation, and I am aware that this is america station, all you've shown to me is that you're just pieces of shit.")
Intro: • LET'S MAKE SOUP - Cook...
Full round: • [SS13 Gameplay] Hot Soup
Server: /tg/, Manuel. tgstation13.org/
Music used: Pizza Tower OST - Put On A Show!! (The Ancient Cheese B) ( • Pizza Tower OST - Put ... )
Pizza Tower OST - Yeehaw DeliveryBoy (FastFood Saloon) ( • Pizza Tower OST - Yeeh... )
Pizza Tower OST - Pumpin’ Hot Stuff (Boss 3 The Noise) ( • Pizza Tower OST - Pump... )
Pizza Tower OST - Thousand March (WAR) ( • Pizza Tower OST - Thou... )
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[@VanceOrSomething]

"That's a soup pot. Inside you can see : 23 improvised firebombs"
Finally, some good fucking food

[@pankek5431]

"Improvised" explosive device?
Your honor, I assure you, my device was meticulously hand-crafted with the utmost precision and care

[@GreyKnightLibrarian]

It's not "improvised", it's "artisanal"

[@the-letter_s]

@@GreyKnightLibrarian cottagecore bomb

[@extremelycatty4040]

"So you bait security"
My guys, the cooks never left the damn kitchen when you were tryna secoff your way inside.

[@DillonMeyer]

"You can't do shit outside of the kitchen."
"And you can't do shit without your shotgun."

[@hmroid6884]

A real bartender would have started serving drinks closer to the action

[@sicksock435446]

​@@hmroid6884 Nows the time to serve QuadSec. Not dick around with the chefs...

[@Furnace_Archive]

so real..

[@XiaoYueMao]

fun fact, if you get the station blueprints and rename every room to "Kitchen" then chef can use his martial arts everywhere

[@InternetTAB]

@@XiaoYueMao interesting...

[@layla_solomon]

the description of the soup pot is so fucking funny. "here's a big pot for tasty soup! you see inside 23 ieds :)"

[@kingsuperbobboy]

Watching sec raid the kitchen because one guy got pissed off that he got kicked out of the kitchen is hilariohs

[@Brendedn]

Virgin Bartender feuds against Chad Chefs. Nanotrasen Loses.

[@f3rnando.99]

06:49 soyjack moment

[@wouju9600]

@@f3rnando.99bartender coping and seething he isn’t as cool as the cooks

[@trader2737]

Had I been the bartender I would have made guns for the chef's instead.

[@zombieranger3410]

John Nanotrasen loses

[@amygdala308]

​@@f3rnando.99The bartender is such a funny touchy kid. At first he behaves like an asshole, and then he cries that he is being humiliated. The player on the bartender is so pathetic.
I am sure that in real life he is very often beaten by his peers and girls laugh at him right in his face. He's so miserable.

[@the-letter_s]

you know it's going to go well when he's making IEDs _before_ becoming a revolutionary

[@killazaawl]

bwoink: assistant's grandparents used the IED you crafted and left on the floor 2 lightyears ago.

[@orpheus287]

Classic Sec, spend so long trying to raid the kitchen that revs just take over the entire crew. Also holy shit that bartender was a second away from smashing his monitor.

[@Bob-ep2sv]

Shitsec strikes again!

[@dudupintarolas5214]

I was surprised Boris didn't give him the Arabian special

[@f3rnando.99]

06:49 soyjack moment

[@joemama2737]

That bartender needs to get some fresh air, they are not mentally ready for ss13

[@Maggot-Milk]

linkara lookin ass malding over the chef lol

[@keyabrade1861]

"That's a soup pot."
"Inside, you can see: 23 improvised firebombs"

[@ryanallen1328]

your soup is: damn improvised fire bomb

[@notloopers1110]

Finally, some good fucking food.

[@TheMaddestofLads]

I like how security was already provoking you to the point you made IEDs, even before you became a rev. It all just fell perfectly into place, good stuff.

[@scavenger6268]

"NO FOOD FOR THE REDSHIRTS!!!"
That...That makes a man go teary-eyed from halfway across the globe. Thank you.

[@zaero2379]

i knew the server was manuel the second I saw that bartender message

[@sicksock435446]

Two dressed up assistants being best friends at round start is a dead giveaway. Metafriends for life xddd

[@Tasi_Weynad]

Extremly based ShitSec momemt, a whole round trying to own kitchen and lose station to Revs

[@TheDukeofOok]

Let me tell you about soup
On goon, you can put floor pills in soup.
On goon, reagents dont mix in soup.
On goon, the reagents will only mix when consumed.
So you can have all the ingredients for bombs inside soup, then someone eats the soup from the bowl, the will suddenly explode, mutate, release tons of sarian gas, and turn inside out.
I like Tg soup, but i really want goon soup.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

goonjank my beloved

[@meboi649]

would you happen to have the recipe for the saitoxin? :)

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

@@meboi649 Welding Fuel, Acetone, Atrazine, Chlorine, Oxygen, Phosphorus, Fluorine, and Hydrogen. heads up though, i recently tried to make a goon soup but it immediately exploded when i put the ingredients in so i suggest you put them in pills so you don't gas yourself and make a really obviously sarin-filled soup

[@lithuanianinbound589]

Werent you the batshit crazy lad on goon?

[@notloopers1110]

ah yes, potassium water soup, my favorite flavor

[@topster3061]

Sec Officer: *Watches his boss get blown to smithereens.*
"Well shit."

[@marlikbudvergard]

Finally, IED appreciation, makeshift weapons best weapons

[@dimmadome6085]

Incompetent security moment. Remember me using a armblade openly as chef, and sec just accepted this because they wouldnt dare tread on my domain.
Now terry sec thinks they're all powerful.
Also that salt from the bartender. Dude just left manual /TG/..
Anyhow,
>be seccie
>some tider is crying because chef removed them for tresspassing
>run into kitchen like a hobo trying to baton
>get robusted because you are too unaware to know basic mechanics (chef CQC)
>call the entire sec team
>misuse flashbangs like they aren't the only hope you have to arrest the chef in his kitchen
>fail to arrest, at all
>fail to notice IED warnings in chat, or triggering noises
>die
>cry at coder to get it removed

[@Furnace_Archive]

suprisingly, I didn't just had a bad day, good round though

[@killazaawl]

i've seen shit like this too,
sec ignores ling blades because the dude is a gamer.
sec bullies priest with arm relic because "uh that a ling surely"

[@dimmadome6085]

funny, hey@@killazaawl heres a gimmick next time you roll chaplain ling: armblade instead of null rod.
Also, you can rename null rods. You can rename a null rod to armblade. It's hilarious.

[@sevin8378]

*Ingredients of Rev soup:*
23 improvised firebombs
Love

[@likethebookshop]

Rowan Bullard has provided us with a DELICIOUS copypasta *chefs kiss*

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

You are a coward who hides in the kitchen because you can't do jackshit outside of it, so you bait security so you can be shitters even more. While I do not know the full situation, and I am aware that this is america station, all you've shown to me is that you're just pieces of shit.

[@amygdala308]

​@@jamesfunnymorrison8305He must have burst into tears when he wrote it.

[@hamper6511]

You can say he was similar to
"Chef Bullardee"

[@Furnace_Archive]

Your welcome comrade

[@greggbot]

Always fucking hilarious when sec tries to interfere in the kitchen. They coulda just stopped coming at any point, lmao

[@XiaoYueMao]

fun fact, if you get the station blueprints and rename every room to "Kitchen" then chef can use his martial arts everywhere. its just like how if you rename areas to Xenobiology the xenobio computer can view and thus drop slimes outside of xenobio

[@AdmiralGigaton]

Huh, I thought that wouldn't work

[@XiaoYueMao]

@@AdmiralGigaton it does, theres quite a number of abilities tied to the station areas, so renaming areas gives them the effects of the new name

[@addust]

@@XiaoYueMao with what i know about ss13 code that makes zero sense but then again ss13 code makes no sense anyway

[@XiaoYueMao]

@@addust it makes perfect sense when you realize the code is tied to area through the ability code itself not the area code. the station areas do not have any code to grant ability, rather the chefs martial arts have a specific restriction flag telling the game that the ability can only be used in the Kitchen, and since areas cannot share the same name due to how base byond code works, if you rename things as Kitchen the martial arts reads it as an allowed area. likewise with Xenobiology for the computers

[@systemreb00ted]

Truly, a fine delicacy. The explosive flavors are to _die_ for.

[@EMERIC4N]

Amazing! I was RPi 4 that round and the AI laws were American law set, so watching the shootout at the kitchen was one of the best things ive seen. Truly American. So glad this video immortalized that round.

[@skyviper4783]

Ha, i was that engineering cyborg with the "true american" lawset, we gotta defend againsf government tyranny

[@Iknowyoukyky]

“he blew up john nanotrasen” is the funniest shit I’ve read in a while

[@notloopers1110]

Calmest shift with more then 1 chef

[@wasntwas]

The chefs special was a well done security.

[@jastindeep3366]

The level of legendary I strive for is Livrah. When you watch ANY video of his, at the end you say "so fucking based".

[@AdmiralGigaton]

That uh... that ce was me. I absolutely ran like a pussy but in the armory shit was fucked, I couldn't tell what was happening. That trick you pulled though was legendary mans

[@galacticdestroyer2569]

The fools let him cook, and look what happened! Chaos grips the station!

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

_"WHY DID YOU LET HIM COOK?"_

[@wouju9600]

Bartender coping and seething, a traitor to the service department

[@d_3634]

Gotta love the Bartender validhunting then getting mad when he gets called out for it

[@anonjohn9760]

That was indeed some spicy soup, with a nice garnish of rage and valid hunting from everyone else.

[@vardan4615]

So this is how I figure out Boris ruined my traitor round; with the spicy soup.

[@buddyisbored2355]

He was just an innocent man, pushed to his limits

[@mudkiptyler]

Holy shit the cope and seethe

[@aaronhoward646]

As always, impeccable taste in music. Pizza Tower is perfect for ss13 chef gameplay, especially War.

[@strayed1615]

I cannot believe they wasted so much time to go after a chef duo

[@Kiffer1992]

Just like grandma used to make it, great recipe! Hope you receive your Michelin stars soon.

[@snipebob2222]

The rights of Soup shall not be infringed.

[@joebob7483]

So so true about the bartender. Remember, don’t use your words. Go make a potassium bomb in chemistry and blow up kitchen. It’s big enough to ruin their day but not big enough to get admin attention (usually)

[@patrektgaming2584]

ah, the classic sec vs chefs experience. truly wonderful, 10/10 would be a chef~

[@ceej5690]

"YOU NEVER LEAVE THE KITCHEN"
"YOU KNOW WE-A DO DELIVERY TOO!"

[@zeWuzard]

I love seeing the after match chat box

[@hypno9022]

Didn't even get through here a notification, I just refreshed the page at the perfect time

[@SikGamer70]

Rowan Bullard taking 2d spessmens a little too seriously. That paragraph is memeworthy.

[@nathanielpaige9378]

You enter the kitchen, you take your life into your own hands. Some people need to learn this lesson the hard way.

[@Sleeping_Waters]

Not using 666 kill chop was a real tragedy.

[@jtlego1]

*The Soup Will Never Die*

[@Fr_Dae]

morality, don't annoy the cook and his assistant when he's cooking or you'll eat the utensils.

[@irishkelly2062]

John went to bed with a full belly that night.

[@Sudo_Nimh]

They're called Line Cooks because they Hold the Line.

[@Iam1Person]

Based Boris. Love that the moment you get converted you put on Thousand March.

[@BoBaconLives]

Kitchen doctrine. A Chef's kitchen is his castle. In culinary jurisdictions where kitchen doctrine applies, there is no duty to retreat before steaming hot force is used against an intruder. 🍝

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

Ah, Livah, recovering his sanity from the Metalgen to do some simple cooking.

[@BiFurDoggy]

I had the fortune to be observing this in real time
Watching sec bash their heads against the kitchen over and over again was hysterical

[@ilikebomes]

Nothings wrong with adding a bit of spice to the stew.

[@killazaawl]

man making it very tempting to get back into ss13 and make some sky high burger burgers of fried bacon burgers. i almost fell for it.

[@ramleydude456]

The soup was, indeed, spicy.

[@ThreeTinyCats]

Manuel has the best security 😂😂😂

[@arodreth]

incredibly based. I tip my chef hat for you

[@Brendedn]

RDX really gives soup some spice. Some pizzazz. A real chef's kiss touch.

[@mrmannsalt2444]

The legendary IED stew

[@Jackhatfieldfreediver]

A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down.
He’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, “Waiter, come taste the soup.”
Waiter says, “Is something wrong with the soup?”
“Taste the soup.”
Waiter says, “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?”
“Will you taste the soup?”
Waiter says, “What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?”
“Will you just taste the soup?!”
Waiter says, “Alright, I’ll taste the soup - where’s the spoon?”
Aha. Aha! …

[@konstantinmilyutin1190]

Finally, some good freaking food

[@rougenarwhal8378]

LET THE MAN COOK

[@drysocks4412]

Now that's one spicy meatball!

[@gavinjenkins2645]

Hey that's me learning botany!

[@gravitonnedissapointment1820]

A single minute in and I just have to say, its always morally correct to grab-grab-disarm invaders of the kitchen, then strip them of everything they own, and flush them down disposals. This includes security. If security comes back a 2nd time after getting flushed, then you kill them.

[@sicksock435446]

Second time is a deep fryer swirly. Third time is killing

[@Mothenjoyer420]

Don't know how you came up with bomb soup but bravo to you!

[@Agora2021]

He finally did it, he made his spiciest soup.

[@zzurge1173]

A culinary revolution cooks one spicy meatball...

[@logangagnepain7154]

I main cook all the time, and I gotta say, that was a spicy meatball

[@mr.sketser1468]

weakest chef vs strongest sec

[@Thekentuckyrebel]

This soup had a taste to die for...

[@lumin9098]

that bartender was one hell of a pissbaby, lmaooo. based borg, actually.

[@Nik072WarpDancer]

You said "no food for the redshirts"... and lied. And the food was FIRE!

[@Nik072WarpDancer]

Also, becoming a rev after shitsecs try to all out raid you during... code green, I guess?.. is kinda BASED.

[@shaerick6867]

Now that's a spicy-a meatball!

[@Nanacel]

Something i hate on this server
You're trying to cook for the crew but you end up getting raided by security because you threw away annoying tiders

[@VirgilCorium]

I was GLaDOS that round

[@garglthunder9627]

Hes a-using l'Anarchiste's Cook-a-book!

[@edward9487]

Imagine that, Soup of the Sun. Holy shit, man, you killed 'em all with that one. How did it not get PR nerfed by the... eugh, "coders"?

[@mrmannsalt2444]

THEY BLEW UP JOHN NANOTRASEN WTFFFFF?

[@AmBush2048]

Ey, I think I've observed this round, your soup was spicy indeed!

[@sosku1070]

The soup was indeed spot on.

[@inquisitordragon6827]

Wow, Very Robust.

[@ivandog11]

I love this, man

[@carlosjuan1335]

Bro i was one of the sec officers, i never was so proud in getting owned lmao

[@willfrost1998]

happy to see you on manuel, hopefully you can bring some robustness to this wasteland

[@LivrahYT]

300ms ping thinks otherwise, sadly.

[@AdmiralGigaton]

​@LivrahYT right? It's hard to not get IED or survive as the CE in revs when your ping just says "Shit."

[@OptiJams]

THE EWC'S FINEST

[@PlaceOfDestination]

Imagine first thing you do as chief you defend your rights to cook lmao

[@sanchez0021]

Hot Soup, my favorite...

[@Waffleman3609]

You just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands, why didn't they know this?

[@GuardianStriker]

Close Quarter a-Cooking? Mama mia, dat is-a not how you say it! It is a-Close a-Quarter a-Cutlery-a

[@letsberealdailynewsfromaro9863]

Me *about to watch a different video halfway through this*
*The Noise Theme starts playing at **3:45*
Me: “Oh no, The Noise?!”

[@deer8071]

time for soup

[@sworple]

yummy explosives
pizza tower OST goes hard though.

[@MarjoraLegion]

yeah, that's right boris the bartender is a whiny crybaby

[@toastgoats7545]

Well that's one way to cook a grenade.

[@SolidFlame1]

that was amamzing, here i thought it was just soup with some spice you got from the PDA. not the extra spicy kind of soup!
wont lie i laughed for a solid minute from the IED soup going off not once but twice. did you link the IED to a Remote Signaling Device cos i dont see how you set off the IED

[@LivrahYT]

I used and put ied in 1st soup (random timer, this is why it took so long), 2nd soup had signaler grenade