HOW COUNTRIES DEFEND B
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Defend B at all costs!!
Which country do you want me to feature in the next episode?!
Hi
IM FIRST MA BOY
România for sure
LICHTENSTEIN what about iron blyat
LICHTENSTEIN Slovakia
I love how terrorists are defending but counter terrorists are attacking.
This is linch man
its retake
Lichenstein logic
They planted the bomb and now defending it
@@thedovis6288 Nah, I dont hear the bomb in the backround
Italian guy: "MARCELLO!"
Me: *I think we all know where this is going*
Super powers: we have world class militaries and weapons.
Italians: we have Alberto
@@pavelgajdusek8686 yah he like a god
True
Yes
What is it?
Everyone: How we defend B
Russia: How we rush A
No,
Russia is like this:
Everyone: A is a choice
Russia: CYKA BLYAT RUSH B
That wasn't Russia attacking A, that was Russia going to Poland
We just attack A so fast that you don't notice that
Ruski cant atak A when rusia atak A then it is not rusia
ооо да епта)
'KUUURWAAAA' that was perfect lol
Polska górom
@@argogis jeszcze jak
~Jan Paweł II
Taak
@The Dark King ortografia
T a k
2:20 The best way of defending B, is attacking B
- Slavic comrade
Best defend is RUSH B !!!
@@kaptan_davuk yas
You know what they say, the offense is the best defense
2:01 - Operation Barbarossa Launched
2:05 - Siege of Leningrad
2:16 - Battle of Moscow
2:20 - Kursk
2:22 - Battle of Berlin
ww2 in 20s, lol
Xd
Hahahah
Good
xD
"Kurwa" what would we do without this word, this word expresses all our feelings 😂😂.
Haha polska kurwa to normalne słowo english hahah polish is normal word
@@WarCatWW2 co
what meas Kurwa actually? is like the .... "wey" from Mexico?
@@PKCeltic21 it means,, fuck,,
@@oreooooo0 kurwa doesnt mean fuck it means whore
Everybody: defends B
Russians: Rush the other flag too
“Here in b site, you don’t rush b, b rushes you” - Mother Russia
69 likes N I C E
Привет
Rush b cyka rush b
Exactly 420 likes. As it should be.
So true
Red Bull gives you wings
Poland: Pathetic
Now I'm imagining a cocktail called the 'Winged Hussar', with Vodka, Red Bull and... apple schnapps or apple liquor?
LOOOOOOOLLLL
KURWA
uważaj że słowami
It should be more like that
Red Bull gives you wings
Poland: Weakness disgusts me
2:31 I'm Brazilian and yes, that's exactly how we defend bomb B
GOOOOOL
Verdade, mais Brasil que isso só com o dog caramelo
KKkkkkk é Gooool
5:13 Ok im from Poland but i didn't know Hussars can do that (edit) KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Polska gurom kurwA
Dopiero jak wypijesz dwie butelki Adama Mickiewicza na hejnał, jak pójdziesz zapalić i bekniesz to osiągniesz tą moc. Nie odpowiadam za to co dowolna osoba zrobi po przeczytaniu mojego komentarza.
Redbull doda ci skrzydeł
A widziałeś jak atakuje polska?
Any french people: "They had us in the first half ngl"
GENIOUS
As a French, i can say that you are totally fucking right
Knoot _ Genius* dumbass
@@aosih2173 bonjour :^)
Moi, Francais in the 1st half be like: .__.
When I see how Italy defended B.
Me: Ah yes, *content*
Cough cough
:( I’m Italian and my name is Marcello I’d like to hunt these enemy’s with my ups :(
Bella made!!!
Made tu giochi a Gta?
Minecraft?
5:50
Other countries invading Sweden in the Viking times colourized
Xd jag e svensk
Baguette is the best weapon after 2 days the baguette is so hard that it can be used as a weapon
-A random guy from France
Но фуккинг вай
Tellement vrai ( so real )
In soviet Russia we don't defend point, we attack the attackers
they use the uno reverse card
soviet Russia: now the table have turn
In soviet russia point of defense attacks attackers
I soviet russia point defends you
@@GoldenMarky except usa attacks others
Sounds like Yo Mama's joke
2:07
How Russia defended against Germany 1944 colourized
Xd
Italy: the funniest one
Russia: the best one
Brazil: the cool one
Russia: the funniest one
Russia: the best one
Russia: the coolest one
France: Has amazing defense that not a single soul could possibly break no matter the circumstance
German Player: Goes around
This comment is really underrated
Well the 1st hes gonna do it he will die the 2nd time he's gonna pass and take b
ww1 anyone?
Russian Kid Sees Comment
France: You werent supposed to do that
in how "people defend b 2" as Poland give witcher
Very good idea :D
Dobry pomysł lajkujcie żeby widział
Yes
Yes
I mean it was good with the hussar wings, but he could've included some clues of Lithuania aswell because you know, PL-LT commonwealth
Girlfriend: i bet hes cheating on me
Me and the bois: 1:54
They just vibin let em be
You forgot finnland: there is a forest, with snow and a bullet came frome somwhere but you don t know from where. Invisuble finnish marksman.
no, the snow IS the finnish snipers
I just can’t believe Lichtenstein is much more famous than the country.
Ikr
There is a country called Lichtenstein? Dam, feels bad for them.
@@PhaserFelix no,its only country who name LiEchtenstein
@@wrone1125 Dam, I want a country namned after me... Actually nvm that would be a dumb name for a country. Who daheck would wanna live in a country namned Felix.. Tho Phantom Land would sound cool.
Franek JaWrona serdecznie witam Polaka
"CS:GO Without Russia its like sniper rifle without scope."
*Laughs in Simo Häyhä*
Simo Hayha: Hold my M28-30
*bEtTeR*
Laughs in finnish unscoped mosin
Possible but pointless?
4:20 be like: WPIERDOL IS COMING
420 blaze it
XD im from Poland and i can’t stop laughing 😂
Me too
+1 byku
Polska gurom
Ploand is the KURWAAAAAA
How people defend b
Russians: we counter the rush with another rush
Edit: haha this little selection of comments is perfect
Я не понял, у вас проблемы с русскими?
@@timurbriukhov3646 Видимо у них да,а Lichtenstein же рофлит над всеми странами
thats litterally how my squad plays on pistol rounds in ct sides (nades and five sevens)
*1943 (Stalingrad) flashbacks intensifies*
We used rush to kill rush.
How people defend b
TONY: "Throwing molotov "
Lich : What they die with Zemba?
Zemba :A buttle!
@@lemoncharger3478 no, your not fam
Połączenie husarii i vodki, coś pięknego.
Greetings from Poland
2:15 igor and igor present to service in Babushka orders;
I'm french and when I saw france I was like there are two options: Or they put the white flag or the baguette. They had us in the first half ngl.
Or 3rd option. Both
Or fourth option, they make a road block so people cant enter the site
Defending as Russia
- set up a position
- kill attackers
- launch an counterattack
- conquer their spawn point
you forgot
-drink lot’s of vodka
-using the vodka-gun 9000
keep it 69 guys
I love how the Russians turn into Minecraft villagers after their turns
I thought Sweden's B was going to feature a maze built out of furniture and home appliances IKEA style, but yeah, this tracks too.
Thank you for:
- Mamma Mia Marcello
- Russian Cheeki Breeki
- Musketeer Bagiet
- KUUUURRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Baguette*
@@Logtuf in France 1 men heid a Sword in a bageut
Piękne😂😂
Grettings from Poland
@@Logtuf It depends on language,In my language(Polish) Its Bagietka
Russia: "We don't just defend B, WE RUSH B!"
That wasn't rushing, that was destroying B
But what if you're playing counter terrorist?
@@Frappuccinoo you rush tunnel of course a real russian never stops, you saw in the video that russians defended the bomb site and they made their ultimate rush to tunnels
Russian way is like: "Annihilate them all... BLYAT"
When they call "Alberto" just run away
This is the creation of the Duke de Baguette ! That's... beautiful...
Alternate France: They heavily reinforced B with an impregnable line of bunkers and turrets. The attackers plant the bomb at A instead.
They just giving a white flag
Haha I knew it
Good old margiot line
German boss music intesifies! xD
*BLiTzKrIeG*
I love how the terrorists are defending and the CT are attacking
Maybe the terrorists defending the site after planting the bomb
CT doing its retake after T Rush B cyka
Anti Retakes
*Confused CS:GO scream*
Me tooo
Thank you for representing Brazil! We Brazilians are honored
and then Russians be like: best defence is strong offence
5:07
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Respect+
Your a man of culture I see
I totally thought of this song
+1
Russia: What is defend B we only rush B
XD
no they rush b and defend aswell
dominik s ahahahahahaha. Nice dude
King Miyr don’t think so. I’m Russian, yea many players can’t just sit and defend. THEY RUSH TERRORISTS SO MANY TIMES ON DUST 2. Rank:GN4
They rush
They attack
But most importantly they don't defense they just attack
xd
One of the best episod. Brilliant idea and humor.
A nice idea for france would be the magiot line towards upper tunnel and the terrorists coming from CT.
3:30
I am heavy weapons guy...
And this...
Is my Toiletgun
Imagine that as a real weapon 😂😂😂😂
She weighs 1 kilogram and fires 200 custom two ply at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for 1 second
New gun in gta xD
exepct that heavy is not western debil, he is sexy Russian man
I missed Georgians literally singing and eating while defending sites.
სად გაიჩითე დდ
A h a
Yea lichi it is true. Midi lich shensken vart
@@luklukinogamer6262 I a m e v e r y w h e r e
@@luklukinogamer6262 ee miyvarxart bichebo
its the wings of the hussars aswell litch, ur amazing
The France was the most epic and funny at the same time
No one:
Not a single soul:
Poland: *summons the Winged Hussars* parry this you casual.
His name is *"Kurvaman"*
O Kurwa XD
LMAO
@@kozak9052
O Kurwa!
O Kurwa!
O Kurwa!
Ku- Kurwa!
No
Brazil would be more accurate if were two guys in a motorcycle.
Two zé droguinhas in a motorcycle
brasil seria os cara roubando as arma dos outros
Or throwing monkeys
@@superflag8982 two Joseph little drugs in a motorcicle
@@vh6098 idk
7:14 Holy bread...
But actually Sweden's method was the funniest xD
From a US Citizen, The USA one, Is just perfect.
U
S
A
Everybody always asks "How to rush B?" and "how to defend B?"
But nobody bothers to ask How is B? :(
Exploded
I´ll do you one better. Why is B?
@@larslarson8011 I'll do you one better. What is B?
WhAt Is ThE sEnSe Of LiFe? 🤔
@@ivanli4696 i think its Berlin :v
Russians:deffending b
My ears with earphones: *RIP*
And Poland?? xD
Correction
My ears with earphones: pallbearers
The Brazil on a was so good hahaha
As a Swedish person i have to say this is very true
*start video*
"somewhere in Italy"
_"oh shit, here we go again...."_
5:10 ok you got my respect for adding hussaria wings
What a beautiful geography lesson
4:47
When you go to a Poland party with the boys
"If i keep throwing men at the bullets,eventually,they will ran out of bullets"
Cit. By Stalin
INTELLIGENCE, STRATEGICNESS, AND BIG BRAIN INRCEASED TO INFINITY
"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"
Georgian destroyer fuck stalin but i still love him no homo :d
Xkillerx bruh overused and inaccurate joke
@@Vox_Popul1 fun fact:jokes are made to make people laugh and not to tell straight history facts
(Most of the times)
Terriorists:
*defend b*
Counter terrorists:
*attack b*
Me:
*WAIT, THATS ILLEGAL*
Cyka they defend after rash blyat
like Zula
after plant bro
when the bomb has been planted...
wait france uses baquetes as weapons??
I need to confirm that this is exactly how Poland looks
+1
You have to appreciate the Age of Empires 3 asian dinastes theme at japan. Thank you fo the memories💪❤️
fun fact: sweden haven’t really had any snow this year so the b site is clear
True im from Sweden
Det har visst funnits snö, iallafall här i norrland
Sen är det typ nästan 9 meter vid riksgränsen
det är alltid snö i Norrland
@@timpan__1262 hälsar från halland där vi det endast har snöat tre dagar under hela vintern och försvann
"TERRORISTS" Defending the site from "COUNTER TERRORISTS"
Maybe they planted the bomb.
@@dawno. France Terrorist killeng also Terrorists , what a fucking bad teammate
lich:usa with minigun and toilet paper rolled in
use:damn boi
Muito obrigado por ter homenageado meu país Brazil na sua animação.
I am Brazilian, I really enjoyed the Representation of Brazil, as well as the other countries
VAI BRASILLLLLL
I just have to say 7:1
7:1 was epic
@@JinyMemeGP 7A1 BRASIIIIIL
Faltou os memes..kk
Terrorist: The bomb has been planted
Poland: KURWAAAAAAAAAAAA
Szyymo No beka w chuj heheh smieszne slowo
The legendary baguette rapier
Omg the bike on the brazil scene was epic xDD
Swedish people: this is a good weather
Everyone else: omg it's so cold
Unless there Russian that they might
How about finland?
@@mannerheim1547 *Finland's cold is weak for Russian*
@game player julian good magic of vodka
summer 101
5:11 **Sabaton: Winged Hussars intensifies** when the winged hussars arrived!
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
COMING DOWN THEU TURN THE TIDE!
Poland is a mountain and I'm from Poland
ahahhah u know i am from Poland and it hurts... but not me FUCK IT!!! XD
@@boromeusz2696 me to
_in loving memory of almost all the camera crews that died in the making of this documentary_
I'm from Brazil, I really liked your representation, you have now won another subscriber
New version for Italy.
They change side and go to attack with the enemies
We're italians what fuck did you expect
So true make up your fucking mind .You changed sides just because the enemy promised you more land....
That's a WW2 stereotype ouch that hurts me
@@WarPork_ are you fucking kidding me?You weren't paying attention in history class, huh? Or don't they teach real history in your country? When Mussolini was dismissed, Badoglio (who I assume you don't even know who he is) to avoid further suffering to the Italian people, decided to sign an armistice with Eisenhower, so we didn't "change sides", but signed a cease-fire. Study before you make stupid comments. And before you say it, NO, I'm not a fascist, I hate them with all my heart.
@@cardboardbox9119 its a fucking joke
I watched this at starbucks. A dozen people were staring at me wondering if i was dying
ya like starbucks are open theese days
@@akshattahalani4557 in sweden they are but that is because our goverment is mentally ill
I AM THE 100th Like
@@akshattahalani4557 one in my swuare is still open and ppl still go because we are a pretty rural/seperated area
Ok it's been 1 year and I already need them Russian beats to play while rushing b with da bois
Poland sends best regards! It was quite accurate, but that part with Sweden killed me xD
The Russian one is literally a documentary lol.
Hahaha go nahuy
Lol
Чего бля?
Fact
@@user-bk4ln1wl3p he says it is a fact
USA: *hmmm i'd expect some nukes, jets and tanks*
Lichtenstein: T O I L E T P A P E R
_the more you fACK_
I mean
yeah?
what would have been even better would be a nuke MADE of toilet paper XD
But the song tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Туалетка
Yea be of covid-19
4:07
How Japan took out the Americans in WWII colourized
As a french guys, thx for the end. I appreciated it
5:12 WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Poland greets 🇵🇱
*KURWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
KURWAAAAAAAAA
3:12 as a Brazilian, that's how we actually do a bicycle kick
Kkkk muito bom kkk
Ksks BR é russo foram os melhores
Né
Melhor foi a moto kkkkk
Representaram kkkk
1:49 this is how Russia stopped blitzkrieg
I want next episode to have baltic countries defending the B.
5:02 "then the winged hussar arrived"
Poland is a mountain and I'm from Poland
*The best defense is to offense*
-Russia, probably
the best offence is to defence. -somewhere in europe.
4:18 I LOVE POLAND! THANK YOU
lich i like how u made sweden vikings just just drinkin some beer/öl and vibeng the snow in bogers and btw im from sweden so tack/thankyou :D
2:27 Finally, Brazil.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!
"Marchello, this is how you defend da B!!!!"
Lol nice video. Keep up the good work. XD
*marcello
ehiiii, who's there!!
Si scrive Marcello
Hey spider.... hows ketchup vs mustard project going? Hyped to see it. 😁
Marcello cazzon
Yes! It looks like that in Sweden
Alberto really pulled an ora ora ora huh