IF COUNTRIES MADE CS:GO WEAPONS
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
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Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:10 Sponsor
2:06 Explaining The Machine
3:05 Germany
5:44 Russia
8:10 Italy
11:04 Canada
12:49 USA
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Comment which countries you want me to feature in the next part! :) - Ігри
Tell me which countries you want me to feature in Part 2!!
P.S This video has nothing to do with the "Iron Blyat" series, different universe!!
Iron blyat 4 pls
Poland
DENMARK!!
Malaysia
Burundi.
When the world needed him the most... he came back
Also keep up with the great animations!
Yes
Yes
Cheers man, you got a heart
He should probably play with you on fortnite
“You know whats funny?”
“This is my job”
Funniest moment in the video 😂
love it how your the first person to reply, after these 202 likes. lmao
funniest shit i have ever seen
Jhe that killed m
*w h e e z e*
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: nothing
My brain: *PASTALAVISTA*
Yes 😂😂😂👌🏻
I'm the 69th liker
I'm italian...so...MAMMA MIA!
Pastalavista baby
TEC-NEINNNN!!!
"The Wurst can happen" killed me totaly :D
Lichtenstein: *looks at his two most popular videos*
I can milk you
At the same time
Ahh eleven
Two hands, two teats...
But not MAMAM MIA
"Rn it only shows a map of Poland"
"They hope that it may show the hole world soon"
Haha
"Hole"
AD-0-LF
Every Poland Guy: *happy creaming noises*
@@polarplayz3114 biblethump
How the actual f*ck i didn't seen this earlier?
Oh so it isnt just me
Its a man in verified1$1!!!1!11!1!1!1
Where he said „Stiehlhandgranate“ Killed me as a german 😂😂
Or whats the wurst that can happen
Ja man
The WURST dat can happen: TEC NEIN
Auch Deutsche dürfen mal braune Witze machen.
Potatooa masher granates
American: M4A1
Russia: AK-47
France: FAMAS
Lich: *everything*
China: Corona
@@memekip555Hotel: Trivago
France doesn't use the FAMAS anymore
Poland: Husars
Lich: Yes
Poor Alberto... His jokes were the best, nothing like "MAMA MIA!"
maaaaaamaaaaaaaa mia
Si ma ha anche rotto il cazzo
Bruh, seeing mamma mia written without the double m each time triggers me so much
@@Ethelo1301
...
MAMMA MIA!!!
"MAAAAAMMAAAA MIAAA MARCELLO, that's how you write mamma mia? ALBERTO, come to look at Marcello!
Lich is so funny now that he can't even belive his own humour.
I'm Italian and i swear the first thing i thought when i saw that prop was "is that ketchup"?
Then you said it was the only thing you could found
Then you said they were "penne rigate" and not "lisce"
Man, I think you have a bit of Italian bood
blood or bond
Beh dire che la vediamo allo stesso modo
beh, stesso
Bood
@@gear1264 I'm not gonna edit that, I was a little high when I wrote it xD
10:05
“It can switch sides instantly”
Took me a sec, but it was worth.
i live in italy and i didn't got it... thank you so much for the comment
He surr knows a lit about war world 2
Roberto Stoian Durante la 2^ guerra mondiale cambiammo varie volte "lato" con cui combattere assieme..
I wouldnt laugh so much if i didnt see this comment xddd
I just got that after reading your comment omg I didn't pay attention to that lol xD
I love how he breaks character just to contemplate his life🤣
Lichtenstein:*invents pastalavista*
Alberto wants to know your location
Lichtenstein: „You know what’s funny? This is my job“ * proceeds to cry and laugh at the same time *
By far my favourite part
Is it cooking or oil mines?
Understandable, have a great day
10:04 “It can switch sides instantly” just like Italy.
Mi sembra giusto
Giusto
Frate
outch
Italy in nutshell
This is just, “how racist can you get without being racist”
Its amazing
„It’s spinnig so fast. Is it Vettel...?”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sbinnala
5:04 "It can only show directions to poland" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel very threatened
Kurwa...
Xd
ja sie ciesze
@@papamauryc2300 hello neighbor ^^
(as a joke)
“It’s a magazine capacity indicator...” 😂
The pause though
3 seconds of silence
4:09
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's a satnav that only points to Poland 🤣
"it only locates enemies in Poland...", "locates your enemies, their family and all the info on this computer" OMFG that is so funny if you know the point
I was really expecting for him to select all of the guns for America
Same, but I wheezed when Iron Man came out
Me too
"choose weapons that screams american" - pick uzi and Desert eagle.
Israel: wait a minute...
hahahaha
>Israel
>America
I don't see the difference ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To be fair, I guess, the model is a mac-10, which is an american weapon.
@@OsomoMojoFreak the desert eagle is from israel
@@CaptainAries if contains oill thats means you are a american :D
"it's spinning so fast, is that vettel driving a new ferrari"
Legendary words said by a legend
I never knew he was an f1 fan
S🅱️innala
Me after hearing this joke: PAIN
@@v0rtex61 same rip ferrari in the last 2 races.
S🅱️innala
10:03 "It can switch sides instantly" as an Italian, that one got me laughing so hard
"Don't mesh Italians and ketchup"
Wise words Litch, wise words
Me ( German ) seeing the AWP thinking: tf dude, really ?
Lich: it's a mag. capacity indicator, and you can navigate to Poland!
Me: getting ready to BLITZKRIEG while dying of laughter
Bin froh das es noch andere deutsche gibt die sich über die schlechten witze kaputt lachen xD
@@winsslloww Da hast du recht und WIR WERDEN ES MIT RUSSALND MACHEN!!!
Ein Volk ein Reich ein Kommentarbereich
Nie, nie nie, kurwa nie!!! NIE!
Its hilarious
I just realized when he said the first creator talked about “Juice a lot” I just realized who it was
You mean like jews??I dont know I didnt get the joke
@@noahsamad6603 I m pretty sure you are on the right way
Yes it hurts 😂
wtf I just realized it now why!?
Wat?
LICH: "I wouldn't dare upsetting the italians by calling this ketchup"
also LICH: "iS tHaT vEtTeL iN tHe nEw fErRaRi cAr??"
10:35
Thank you for making the obligatory S🅱️in joke
me: "an italian"
still me: "sees that lich understands how italian food really has to be"
me: "visible satisfaction"
Posso confermare anche io
Buongiorno
Il ketchup sulla pasta è comunque indecente
Sono stato molto felice di ciò che ha detto sulla pasta
@@francescomazzufferi5460 almeno lha detto che non aveva trovato di meglio e per questo ha messo il ketchup
As an Italian I can confirm that everything he had say is true.
I almost died.
"see how fast it can switch side"
Lol
luiz cl raimund why
@Name Less Vero?
@@lp2253 vero
si ma a quei tempi neanche eri nato oof
7:50 ngl, was rolling a joint when you said that xD
Dame mind sharing
The "steal your oil" is so lousy that its actually good! 😂
As an Italian I want that "Pastalavista" thing, and also I feel sad for the poor Alberto
10:39 that hurts, a lot
sBinalla
@@aranyachanda5936 pronto seb? S🅱inalla
Ciao
We come va
sborra pene peloso sesso si
Me: wtf is this video
My brain: YEZ, YEZ GIMME MORE
Your brain is RIGHT
3:57
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie.
As an actual American I can tell you that our national hero stealing oil from other people is totally acurate
"I'm Heavy weapons guy and this is my pizza gun" 8:44
It shoots 200 pizza custom-tooled penes at a firerate of 10.000 liters tomato sauce per minute.
Ah yes, meet the heavy.
LICHTENSTEIN: “Hi! I present to you a red button of attention.”
Me: “LET THE MAN THROUGH! He has a red button for Emperor’s sake!”
10:20 as an Italian I approve everything he said. expecially che sauce part
Okay, I had to watch it a second time to get the "juice" part.....DUDE! XD
Lich: We’re gonna need weapons that scream America.
Me: Just put every single gun you can.
@Lieutenant James ok, elite preferred species
@@adolfdripler9830 iron blyat will come flying on a eagle
I thought the gun was gonna scream AMERICAAAAA FK YEAH
@@littleswansplaygrownd6817 Well maybe he does, we haven't heard a word from him yet.
Wait, a Diet Coke?
When has anyone ever seen any kind of diet in America?
The game theorists
Ajc 7575 I’m offended
This man spitting facts here
American be like,i want 5 pizza 15 burgers but a diet cocke cause i wanna be slim
Diet can be to make you slim but also fat. There isnt one type of diet.
14:30 When car engine is frozen and you try to start the car up
"But if you're young and don't the hand gesture..... it's a hand magazine"
I lost it
Alberto: MAMMA M-
Lich: It's time to stop
Its time to stop. . .get some help,just get help. . .its over its time to stop =))))))))))))
Loved how he said "he milked the shit out of the meme"
(Sad Alberto noises)
already lich : NO GOD PLZ NO xDD
Just realized how cringe the guys above and below my other comment are.
@@thegongoolzler2677 *uno reverse card*
Man... I feel bad for the people that don't get the jokes i'm literally dying😂
Yes this jokes are so gooood 😂 But about Germany and Poland was kinda sad, 😢
I only got the USA one :(
@@craftergaming392 it only go into the direction of poland im german its kinda familiar to me
Bruh hope his chanel doesn't get deleted🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@As-ez3qv Just wait for the news reporters coming in here and misunderstanding & taking all the jokes seriously.
The sat-nav only going to Poland is a Top Gear joke, and it always cracks me up
Got me with the “if you’re high rn pls turn this off” kept watching tho
“Don’t mention Italians and ketchup togheter” MammaMia, I’ve insta subscribed
i dont know why i shouldnt mention them together can you tell me why
@@abopotato6457 you make pasta with tomato sauce, if you put ketchup you are evil
@@tgdevourer got it thx
ps: who in the right mind would use ketchup on pasta
@@abopotato6457 germans
@@tgdevourer am disappointed now
Mamma Mia meme: *exists*
Lichtenstein: *_I can milk you_*
i can reply to u
10:03 "It can switch sides.... Instantly(laughter)" just got me so hard 😂😂😂. Historians understood what i mean.
I love your videos dude! Post more often please!:)
3:48"Unlike the first one it does not have a self destruct button anymore...."OML XDXD
Oooh... I get it now
Im dead broooo
4:24
When my crush accidentally brushes my shoulder
same
Why
@@pzijlstra91 daarom
Lord Tachanka when tf is ur rework
@Nut Boi no problem comrade
telling alberto "no" was a really goddamn balsy move
Imagine being in Finland and then out of nowhere you hear hard bass slowly getting louder.
Weapon mixer: creates Iron Blyat
Linch: creates weapon mixer 10000:
Logic: Right, i’ma head out...
"you know what's funny?
...this is my job"
*cars in the background*
I comedly died at that moment
Your job is funny as hell and entertaining to all of us
made my day lich keep up brother
Me, an italian: sees the sauce in the minigun, suspicious of ketchup...
Lich: IT'S NOT KETCHUP.
Me: oh, alright then
@Federico Rosalbi sì davvero hahaha, sarebbe stato V E R G O G N O S O
Io sono morto dentro alla battuata sù Vettel
se fosse stato ketchup avrei unfollowato tipo subito HAHAH
Grazie a Dio nn era ketchup
Con le penne rigate non sono più riuscito a trattenermi XD XD XD XD
im polish but i live in germany and i laughed so damn hard at the "it can only detect poland" joke lmao. good vid buddy
Jprd polska
The whole fuh-rr2 was honestly comical, i mean even lich was laughing all the time
same hahahahaha
kurwa
No witam towarzyszu.
i loved this video and a part 2 would be epic.
Oh yes, I was waiting for this hahaha
"It has a lot of parts and it looks confusing"
It that isn't the most accurate representation of German engineering during ww2, I don't know what is.
German engineering in general check out the g11
„Currently it can only show you directions to........ to poland” That words destroyed me even as I'm from poland
I'm from Poland and it was so genius XD. I love style of joking like this. Pozdrowienia z Polski Liechtenstein, jesteś geniuszem😂
Sorry, force of habit
There we have an F1 fan.
Ferrari and Günther Steiner jokes.
"Enough is enough!"
I loved that😂😂
the final joke's incredible, I died laughing
8:43 I am Italian Heavy Pasta Guy, and this is my gun
Cazzo ecco dov'era finita, non la trovavo più
Ahahahahaha
Mamma mia ne voglio una anch'io
And this is my spaghetti.......Tu sei un uomo di cultura Re57k
Esercito Italiano nel 2022
iron man: *is a mega billionare
also iron man: *steals cooking oil
Well, it's still *oil* after all.
Thats why he is a mega billionare
@@radyoaktiflimon2933 XD
remindd me that lich´s joke with trump on a missile,coming because of an oil leak from the car
-._-.
"Did he steal your oil?"
I actually am watching this high and it totally made my day that u said I should stop watching lmfao
2020: Lich comes back
Lich: I'm not the Messiah!
All of us: He's the Messiah!
"I'm not gonna make a sorry joke for canada" calls the gun the sorr3
OH FOR MOOSE SAKE
Man the way Lich says "penne rigate" pulls out of me my italian satisfaction
Heavy: Yesh. I love this new Italian weapon.
Germany
- has a german gun in CS (MP-5)
-DOESN'T CHOOSE IT
Mp7 and Usp:Are we joke to you
3:30 and what followed were 2 mins of Nazi-Jokes straight - as a German I couldn't approve more xD
For canada nothing should have popped out
@@notmydrugdealer5143 a sign with the Word sorry ._.
Im german to ,and i love those nazi jokest too , because they are funny.
Same shit except im jewish xD
I've lived in German its nice but I can't get over the pun
Next level of creativity and funny nonsens. Thanks @Lichtenstein!
Where can I order the canadian Tank?
-- Peace --
Lichtenstein says:“Stielhandgranate“ and i got an laughflash😂
I approve “PASTALAVISTA” because i’m italian
Y e s brotha im italian too
PASTALAVISTA BABY
Pinepelavista
Hahah divertente
È un chiaro Riferimento a Ghali...Hasta La Vista, Hasta La Vista, La Vista Dai Dai
I find it actually funnier that the joke for the USA was that we steal oil and not thst we're all idiots (both are pretty much true)
arent yall fat?
youre not wrong. us americans are also bat-shit crazy, gun-toting burger-folk. Pro 2A for life, fellas!
Oil stealing is actually a joke though, never happened. Also about 50% of the entire world have an extremely low IQ, and the US does not make a bigger than average portion of that either so I would not say that we are all idiots. Though all of the leftists are defiantly idiots as they still think communism and socialism is good and works.
@@monke7566
I'm actually pretty well built, although I just have extremely fast metabolism
It goes down down down then up!
Best episode ever
"I have milked the living fuck out of that joke"
NO ALBERTO WE'RE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET
9:42
I'm italian,at the beginning I was ready to throw you a pizzabomba but luckily you clarified.
Onesto
I dont know what you are talking about Alberto
Mi fa piacere essere stato d'aiuto
Anzi che nella creazione dell'arma non ha citato Napoli
Ué guagliù
10:37 the Vettel joke got me real good. Especially after seeing Ferrari's performance this year
Today***
Haha S🅱️innala 2 dnfs
Real sbinnn
I didn't get it
Oh no
I needed to lough this Hard That I almost couldnt breathe 😂
9:33 ok it's not ketcup. But in Italy we use a thing called lu sug da nonna.
Translation: grandma's tomato sauce. It's not simple sauce this thing is made with love by grandmas
"don't mention Italians and ketchup together"... Wise decision mate😂
nah
@@frederikchristiansen8121 zitto dioladro
Dio can
le bestemmie di risposta sono stupende
Why?
Me, an italian: I've seen enough I'm satisfied
I love how you pronounce "penne rigate" I laughed a lot 😂👍🏻
You really know us
SI OK. MA PASTALAVISTA. CAZZO LA VOGLIO
@dodo t ora ti insulterò con un tipico insulto del sud, chella spaccimm e chitemmuort.
@dodo t ti pigliasse un debito XD
@dodo t clearly you are uncultured
@dodo t **** ***
“You know what’s funny… this is my job 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMAOOOOO Best job ever.
MAMA MIA MARCELLO! THAT NOT HAVE YOU MAKE A WEAPON!
_Points at a Desert Eagle_
ALBERTO! LOOK AT THIS.
_Alberto strolls in holding a bunch of AR-15’s Italian style_
*_MAMA MIA_*
Me: *sees Pastalavista* "Hm."
Lich: "You can eat with it."
*Hm intensifies*
Lich, again: "The bullets are replaced by penne."
*HMMMMM intensifies*
Once more, Lich: "Penne RIGATE"
*EXCITED ITALY NOISES*
@Ricardo Jimenez What, what?
As Lich said, we don't do "penne liscie". Screw that, we go "penne rigate".
Arnold Schwarzenegger be like
MAMMA MIA
S I
11:28 "Now you probably think im going to make a sorry... oh im so sorry joke. No im not" **makes the weapon name sorr-3**
S0RR-3
S0RR-3
"Don't mention ketchup and Italy together" this guy knows...
P.s. Thanks, from an Italian guy.
Everyone gangsta till Alberto doesn't finish "mamma mia"