@@johnmorgan1629I miss the tv signing off even tho I did a lot of reading in the wee hours when feeding my babies and wished I could watch tv. Didn’t realize how good it was not having 24/7 nonsense.
Kris: "I'm sure it works for everybody's brain" Me who physically recoils and gets a headache every time I come across a short with that sound: 🙉🫨😵💫😫😵 (need an ears bleeding emoji 😂)
5:35 - Fun fact! We human beings are the only primate that show our teeth in a smile as a friendly gesture. Every other primate, including practically every other animal with teeth (except for dolphins), bare them as a threat. The monkey here is saying, "See my teeth? I'll bite you if you come any closer."
It depends on the primate. For example Chimpanzees "smile" or show their teeth when afraid, unsure, stressed, or wanting to appear submissive to a more dominant troop member.
@@panjamysy They smile because they were raised by humans. In fact most domesticated animals understand what a smile is. However, a wolf doesn't smile for the same happy reason.
1:06 bald eagles actually sound closer to seagulls than the sound they are typically associated with. The real bird that makes that call is the red-tailed hawk but since the bald eagle has a ‘disappointing’ call it is almost always replaced in media.
"Ha-ha! That eagle has a small penis!" So they replace his call with a more impressive sound, and the eagle gets a large belt buckle and a truck with a lift kit or expensive sports car to compensate.
13:35 is my biggest fear. Like losing my whole family but they weren’t even real?! Gives me chills everytime I hear that story and think of it happening to me😭😖
Welp, I had to immediately look up more videos of Kiwi's running and such... first thing I learned was they will confidently waddle into your backyard, perform a radio edit from the seventh ring, and promptly skip off with the same, joyful waddle they showed up with.
Kris when you said you like British people my heart stopped because I AM BRITISH AND I HAVE WATCHED YOU FOR YEARS! Thanks for making that statement it has made my morning :3 (It's 6 am right now and! I watch you so much i caught onto your accent so I don't sound fully british any more lmao)
As someone with ADHD yeah the frequency quiet my brain but not in a good way, it's like instead of a million completely different thoughts it's one thought screaming "MAKE THE NOISE STOP"
1:43 Kris! That’s also the same sound/tone of a flatline alert on a heart monitor. 🙃🙃 ohhh the dark humor rambling in my AuDHD brain right now. Must unpause the video!! 😅😅😂😂
if you want to hear the story of the head injury. Mr Ballen has a really good take on the story. Its fascinated and sad at the same time. He ends up needing serious therapy cause every thing he thought was true... 10 years of life... just simply is gone. he goes on to say he cant remember what they look like but he will have dreams of his son at times.
2:00 - Chemistry teacher at Sparks High would pull out his flywheel generator anytime a kid fell asleep in his class. He'd have everyone else hold hands in a circle, one kid would hold onto the positive and then daisy chain to the sleeping kid and gently hold their hand. Then a bunch would daisy chain back to the other end holding onto the negative electrode. Teach would start cranking the thing and then the other kid by the sleeping one would touch his other hand and make the connection. We'd all get shocked by the sleeping kid would definitely be awake. I felt my wrists dislocate when I was in the daisy chain. I have loose joints and the quick jolt of electricity tensed up my muscles and caused my wrists to pop.
@@cjandauntieyaya1446 AACT. Don't know if you've heard of it, it's only been around like 15 years and not a lot of people I've talked to around town haven't heard of it. It's a cte school. But my zoned school was Reed, but I'm so glad I didn't go there.
As a woman with a British ex boyfriend that is also a friend as well I can agree that they're some of the nicest people but when they're pissed their accent always sounds even funnier 😂
Thank you for making me laugh today! Today I had to say goodbye to my 6 year old cat Luna very unexpectedly and it's been a hard day... I really needed this❤ Love from the Netherlands🇳🇱
fun fact the kiwi bird's egg when it's pregnant with one takes up most of it's body space.....just look up kiwi anatomy and prepare to be horrified lol....nature why are you like this?
I've had dreams that have lasted years. I do to sleep in my dream, wake up, and everything else. I can even read and do math in these dreams. It has really messed with my ability to socialize with other people because the multiple lives I've lived get blurred and I don't know/remember who I am talking to. CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) has been helping. However, I have a lot more work to do.
I can imagine this is incredibly hard. Some people who were on ventilators that nearly died from covid reported living full other lives. Some of them had partners and children who no longer existed when they woke up and they have a really hard time accepting reality afterwards
My 7 yr old son loves to watch the funny Kris videos with me but I worry sometimes bc language. Of course “wombat ass” is the one thing he focused on 😅 hilarious though!
things like the "adhd" beep just makes me bluescreen in a sense it doesn't just "quieten" things it fully shuts out my ability to think to myself and makes me feel numb
The video at 11:30. My band teacher watched it and she started wheezing and dying. I've never seen her laugh like that before so seeing that video made me happy.
Well, I feel misled or Mandela Effected.. I remember distinctly kiwis being one of the animals we've driven to extinction in the last 200 years and now I'm seeing that they're only vulnerable?!?
6:00 kiwi here, fun fact! kiwis are one of the only birds that have nostrils on their beak, they have wings but are flightless and are nocturnal! were are my new zealandersss
slept for pretty long cause i had the most HORRIBLE headache today, woke up to kris posting a video and suddenly the headache went away (Kris is magical 😌)
kris is my fav ytber of all time. i cant go a day without her. i watch her all the time, wile i am eating costco chiken nuggies, doing my duolingo, doing my hw, and everything else. I LUV U KRIS❤❤
Hi Kris! Just wanted to say that whenever I watch you, you make me smile, laugh or just make my day. Every video it’s a new intro. Something funny, calm or you dressing up. Thank you for making me happy in every video you do. Keep up the good work! ❤
5:00 I was so happy when I herd wombat in a kris video as a Australian ( as well the wombat smashing their predators against the roof of the den is very much true٫ happened to my dog...)
I loved watching this video! It cheered me up from what I had been through in the last few days and I love that Kris has that power!! Appreciate you Kris ❤
Kris, you make my day all the time. I've always been a huge fan of learning and using accents. Right now, I'm on the Canadian accent, and I've always wanted to do many at one time without combining them, and now I can do it because I watched your channel. You helped me achieve that just because you're being you. Don't stop making videos and being yourself. Love your content. Have a great day! 😁❤ Ps. Love your accents dont stop doing them ✌️😁❤️
Why do I have to be watching this a night??? That last one has shook en me to my core and now I am prettified. Plus I was already a bit nervous and paranoid cause earlier in the day I was watching some of kmk’s murder cases vids
Hi Kris! That ADHD sound is the sound the television stations would play after signing off around midnight in the 80s.
It’s also the same sound/tone for a flatline alert on a heart monitor.. 🙃🙃🫣🫣🫥🫥
Ah the days before 24hr broadcasts and unlimited channels, remember it well, boy it was boring but in a different way.
@@johnmorgan1629I miss the tv signing off even tho I did a lot of reading in the wee hours when feeding my babies and wished I could watch tv. Didn’t realize how good it was not having 24/7 nonsense.
I love that sound
That plays in my head all the time when my ears ring and I have severe ADHD
Kris: "I'm sure it works for everybody's brain"
Me who physically recoils and gets a headache every time I come across a short with that sound: 🙉🫨😵💫😫😵 (need an ears bleeding emoji 😂)
I also got a headache from it!! Instant overstimulation I had to mute the tv
@majinpierce same, my mute button hasn't been hit as hard since the John Lewis advert with Ellie Goulding 😂
Ditto. I Hate that tone.
The sound made me nauseas
My mind went like * * for the first time help I don't have adhd what is happening??????
5:35 - Fun fact! We human beings are the only primate that show our teeth in a smile as a friendly gesture. Every other primate, including practically every other animal with teeth (except for dolphins), bare them as a threat. The monkey here is saying, "See my teeth? I'll bite you if you come any closer."
It depends on the primate. For example Chimpanzees "smile" or show their teeth when afraid, unsure, stressed, or wanting to appear submissive to a more dominant troop member.
Some dogs smile affectionately. It looks terrifying, but some do.
@@LadyKattrina84 Still, a smile is not a happy thing.
@@panjamysy They smile because they were raised by humans. In fact most domesticated animals understand what a smile is. However, a wolf doesn't smile for the same happy reason.
We are not monkeys animals can change to suit the situation but it’s a inherent trait given by the creator
1:06 bald eagles actually sound closer to seagulls than the sound they are typically associated with. The real bird that makes that call is the red-tailed hawk but since the bald eagle has a ‘disappointing’ call it is almost always replaced in media.
same profile :0
"Ha-ha! That eagle has a small penis!" So they replace his call with a more impressive sound, and the eagle gets a large belt buckle and a truck with a lift kit or expensive sports car to compensate.
0:35 - the lowercase scream😆😆
1:51 the adhd sound was perfect,it felt like I was reborn or some shit
Thats called tinnitus, you can have it. Keeps me up all night.
It was weird. things were quiet for once
I have tinnitus and this sounded different to me it felt like everything went quiet it was nice lol
It was weird bc I couldn’t think of anything but after a while it HURT
it reminds me of an old dial tone
13:35 is my biggest fear. Like losing my whole family but they weren’t even real?! Gives me chills everytime I hear that story and think of it happening to me😭😖
Kiwis. They walk around unarmed.
Welp, I had to immediately look up more videos of Kiwi's running and such... first thing I learned was they will confidently waddle into your backyard, perform a radio edit from the seventh ring, and promptly skip off with the same, joyful waddle they showed up with.
Kris when you said you like British people my heart stopped because I AM BRITISH AND I HAVE WATCHED YOU FOR YEARS! Thanks for making that statement it has made my morning :3 (It's 6 am right now and! I watch you so much i caught onto your accent so I don't sound fully british any more lmao)
As someone with ADHD yeah the frequency quiet my brain but not in a good way, it's like instead of a million completely different thoughts it's one thought screaming "MAKE THE NOISE STOP"
Omg same.. It was hurting my ears 😂😭
1:43 Kris! That’s also the same sound/tone of a flatline alert on a heart monitor. 🙃🙃 ohhh the dark humor rambling in my AuDHD brain right now. Must unpause the video!! 😅😅😂😂
if you want to hear the story of the head injury. Mr Ballen has a really good take on the story. Its fascinated and sad at the same time. He ends up needing serious therapy cause every thing he thought was true... 10 years of life... just simply is gone. he goes on to say he cant remember what they look like but he will have dreams of his son at times.
2:00 - Chemistry teacher at Sparks High would pull out his flywheel generator anytime a kid fell asleep in his class. He'd have everyone else hold hands in a circle, one kid would hold onto the positive and then daisy chain to the sleeping kid and gently hold their hand. Then a bunch would daisy chain back to the other end holding onto the negative electrode. Teach would start cranking the thing and then the other kid by the sleeping one would touch his other hand and make the connection. We'd all get shocked by the sleeping kid would definitely be awake. I felt my wrists dislocate when I was in the daisy chain. I have loose joints and the quick jolt of electricity tensed up my muscles and caused my wrists to pop.
Sparks, Nevada?
@@wallywallace2184 Yep
@@cjandauntieyaya1446 Dang, same city. I went to a different high school though.
@@wallywallace2184 Which one?
@@cjandauntieyaya1446 AACT. Don't know if you've heard of it, it's only been around like 15 years and not a lot of people I've talked to around town haven't heard of it. It's a cte school. But my zoned school was Reed, but I'm so glad I didn't go there.
Wombats twerk their enemies to death. Noice.
Just woke up from a perfect nap and now I get to watch auntie Kris? Life is good.
Did you feel good leaving your family behind ? 😢😂
hope that ending was good, cuz it weren't for me >.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how her hair and glasses compliment her face so perfectly 😭🧡🧡
You did us dirty with that ending! Now that image is stuck in my head! How could you!? 😱🤣
and it's the biggest fear of mine. facial disfiguration, zombies, and facial parts falling off are my biggest fears.
As a woman with a British ex boyfriend that is also a friend as well I can agree that they're some of the nicest people but when they're pissed their accent always sounds even funnier 😂
0:02 BEST INTO EVER BESTIEEEE 👌👌👌😝😝😝😝🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
Seriously adorable how you and Caleb are picking up each others mannerisms! 🫶
HOW DARE UA-cam HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR 15 SECONDS?
3:19 idk why but old British people, like my grandparents say it like “mondee chewsdee wensdee thursdee froidee saterrdee sundee”
😂 5:22 😂😂😂😂 i cant even that made me laughing cry ☠️💀💀
Same- My stomach hurts- 😭😭😭
@La_aJ yass same😭
Thank you for making me laugh today! Today I had to say goodbye to my 6 year old cat Luna very unexpectedly and it's been a hard day... I really needed this❤ Love from the Netherlands🇳🇱
Sorry for your loss😢
I’m so sorry for the loss of your beloved Luna. May she find sunny places to nap in her next journey ❤❤❤
6:06 "Is that a little... what are those called... a kiwi?" Is there a animal named kiwi? Or ware you supposed to say something else? 😂
They're real. Very cute. But in the same family as ostriches and emus, and they lay eggs that are like 40% of their body.
Yeah I love kiwis lol❤
fun fact the kiwi bird's egg when it's pregnant with one takes up most of it's body space.....just look up kiwi anatomy and prepare to be horrified lol....nature why are you like this?
I've had dreams that have lasted years. I do to sleep in my dream, wake up, and everything else. I can even read and do math in these dreams. It has really messed with my ability to socialize with other people because the multiple lives I've lived get blurred and I don't know/remember who I am talking to. CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) has been helping. However, I have a lot more work to do.
I can imagine this is incredibly hard. Some people who were on ventilators that nearly died from covid reported living full other lives. Some of them had partners and children who no longer existed when they woke up and they have a really hard time accepting reality afterwards
Did you just say editors? Where’s Jay? WHERES JAY!?
I was looking for this comment before I made the same one! Where the f is the Jay?!
#whereintheworldisjay 😢
Jay is away 😂
Omg the Zelda audio!!! Loveeeeeee it. My childhood in that opening there. 😊
I love it when you post your joy and adhd just fill me with joy and adhd lol love you Kris!
Exceptional customer service from a gentleman assisting with the selection of a transportation box for a dead body. He truly deserves a raise.
Not Kris not realizing that sound is a flatline 🤣☠️☠️
😅
Yeah a lot of people in comments didn't get the joke either
You know she’s roflmao at this comment tho!!! You did that!!! ❤
3:48 - That baby is literally me 😂🤣
My 7 yr old son loves to watch the funny Kris videos with me but I worry sometimes bc language. Of course “wombat ass” is the one thing he focused on 😅 hilarious though!
things like the "adhd" beep just makes me bluescreen in a sense
it doesn't just "quieten" things it fully shuts out my ability to think to myself and makes me feel numb
4:16 my husband told me I’m his best friend while we were cuddling and going to sleep and I could’ve cried. 😭❤️
13:25 mr.ballen tells the story it's crazy called the red lamp or the lamp
I was thinking the same thing I love Mr Ballen
yes! that story was kinda sad actually
5:14 best line ever
NO BUT WHY DID THAT FREQUENCY LITERALLY SMOOTH MY BRAIN OUT!!
The intro was funny. Kris, thanks for being a great person and giving all of us entertainment.
11:30 I've rewatched it so many times, the sound is PERFECT
Kris stop posting when I’m at school😭😭😭 love you
FR!!
I feel u
Same
The video at 11:30. My band teacher watched it and she started wheezing and dying. I've never seen her laugh like that before so seeing that video made me happy.
KRIS STOP SCARING ME WITH THE TITLE AND THUMBNAIL.. 😭😭😭
Me too 😂😅
Fair tho
3:08 it’s okay, you’re not alone in that. 🥲 We love you Kris! ❤️🩹❤️🩹
10:50 my girl that is not A guy that is A goblin!
10:49 I believe the word you’re looking for is “troll” 😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️
6:24 kiwis are very friendly by nature
Have you seen the animated short Kiwi? It's a little sad, but adorable.
Strangely motivating.
For now.
Well, I feel misled or Mandela Effected.. I remember distinctly kiwis being one of the animals we've driven to extinction in the last 200 years and now I'm seeing that they're only vulnerable?!?
@@Rawwdogg_teet they're endangered. Less than 70000 left.
@@petrastedman669 NOOOOOOO I WAS SO BLISSFUL *there is no sarcasm in this comment*
So I have an FND, and that ADHD sound was like my brain got a nice dose of Benadryl and was ready for a nap nap. Was friggin' magical.
6:00 kiwi here, fun fact! kiwis are one of the only birds that have nostrils on their beak, they have wings but are flightless and are nocturnal! were are my new zealandersss
❤❤❤ over hereee
Me too
1:39 this sound made me yawn and cry at the same time 😭
@0:46 Spock vaporizes rock
Rock, paper, scissors,lizard, Spock #TBBTfan!
@@rachaelgibson2330 indeed 🖖🏼
@@aru120 BAZINGA!! 😁
slept for pretty long cause i had the most HORRIBLE headache today, woke up to kris posting a video and suddenly the headache went away
(Kris is magical 😌)
1:09 eagles actually sound more like seagulls
The actual call used belongs to a hawk
kris is my fav ytber of all time. i cant go a day without her. i watch her all the time, wile i am eating costco chiken nuggies, doing my duolingo, doing my hw, and everything else.
I LUV U KRIS❤❤
There is a Dr.Pepper factory you can tour in Waco, Tx 😋
i love the dr pepper museum
1:25 ... Not Kris shutting off my brain thoughts without my permission 😂😂😂
1:33 this is the sound I have randomly been hearing for years and it gives me a headache 😭
You should definitely see a doctor
@ prob but carnt be bothered
@ real
Hi Kris! Just wanted to say that whenever I watch you, you make me smile, laugh or just make my day. Every video it’s a new intro. Something funny, calm or you dressing up.
Thank you for making me happy in every video you do.
Keep up the good work! ❤
“I love sadistic science teachers!”
-KallMeKris 2024
@ 11:49 LMMFAO @ Jay adding the "wilhelm scream" !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:30 yes please 💀
5:00 I was so happy when I herd wombat in a kris video as a Australian ( as well the wombat smashing their predators against the roof of the den is very much true٫ happened to my dog...)
Did your dog survive the wombat twerk ?? 😳
3:35 as a Brit it is amazing !!!
The wombat literally has me crying! 😂 I canttttt😂😂😂😭
Kris! I’m getting your hair style when I have my hair cut 👍Also 1:30 I swear my thoughts cleared from my head I was one with the water slide 😮
9:33 Bro is definitely from the mafia haha he didn't even question it
13:59 yelp good luck sleeping tonight!
I’ll need it 😭😭😭😔✋💔💀
5:12 in high school jazz band we played a piece called “wombat combat” for contest and i never truly understood that until now 😭😭
12:49 WandaVision really just plagiarized this dude's life
1:34 that sound reminds me of the phone allerts for amber and tornado warnings too much for it to be calming
6:01 It's a kiwi! They live in NZ like me :D
“I could sleep to this. This is great.”
I almost fell asleep to the ringing at 1:25-1:50 🙂
cant belive this took a whole 6 MINUTES to show up on my fyp not good enough
It took 15 seconds for me 😔
KRIS LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! I CAN NOT UNSEE THE TOM HANKS FACE MELTING OFF! THAT WAS SOME CRAZY VISUALS!!!💀
3:40 I'm british-🤭
LMFAO I LOVE THE KIWI JST SCADDADLING AWAY 🤣 (i cant spell 💀)
11:50 who were you beating up😭♥️
I love when I’m having a bad day but kmk posts it makes it better.
3:08 your insecure, don’t know what for you’re turning heads as you walk through the doooorrrrrrr ❤
Yep you and Caleb’s minds have definitely dissolved into each others 😂
11:18 we had the same reaction. Some feminist I am.
I loved watching this video! It cheered me up from what I had been through in the last few days and I love that Kris has that power!! Appreciate you Kris ❤
....why do koala's have clamidia? 6:30
The running theory is they caught it from getting exposed to sheep and cow poo. It kinda spread all around and it was like a koala chlamydia outbreak.
Kris, you make my day all the time. I've always been a huge fan of learning and using accents. Right now, I'm on the Canadian accent, and I've always wanted to do many at one time without combining them, and now I can do it because I watched your channel. You helped me achieve that just because you're being you. Don't stop making videos and being yourself. Love your content. Have a great day! 😁❤
Ps. Love your accents dont stop doing them ✌️😁❤️
😮 title scared me
13:49 I've been paused here because I *needed* to find the story. It is amazing. The brain is really cool but also really weird
REAL KMK FANS WHERE YOU AT?
HERE!!
I’m here xxx 😂
HEREEEEEEEEEEE!
WE LOVE TO SEE IT!❤️
HERE!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅
When I saw that last one I actually SCREAMED. Like top of my lungs and my sister was like “u good bro?”
That glasses throw was fantastic I'm going to use that to introduce myself, thanks for the idea :)
Ole' boy at 8:15 laughin like a french bullbog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the wind waker tune you started with! Made me wanna dig out my GameCube.
Kris’s first channel 🪬⚠️☠️✍️👮♂️🕵️♀️🗡️🔪⚰️🪦🩸🩸‼️
Kris’s second channel 😄😂🤣🥳✨☺️😊🫶🎉❤️❤️❤️
What’s with the switch up 😂❤❤😂
“They get twerked to death?” I’m completely dead😂
10:07 I was just thinking about that the other day... 🤔 "How many killers have I met in my 38 years of life" 🫨😅
Why do I have to be watching this a night???
That last one has shook en me to my core and now I am prettified. Plus I was already a bit nervous and paranoid cause earlier in the day I was watching some of kmk’s murder cases vids
On the show Married at First Sight, there is a woman sociologist that works with the couples who’s name is Dr. Pepper.
It's the accuracy of the scared laughter after almost dying for me 😂😂😂
I am in love with your description of the almost car accident, hahaha not funny but so well done 💞
This whole show was amazing!
the fact that there's only 306k subbed to your second channel is crazy! So many people missing out on even more content 😄