Worst Thing I've Ever Read

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  • @irExron
    @irExron 11 місяців тому +15078

    You can always tell someone's creepy when they immediately started talking to someone like they were in a 3 year BDSM relationship

    • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
      @omnipresentsnowflake4698 11 місяців тому +991

      literally, like the good girl stuff would be fine if you've been in the relationship and know that's what they like n'stuff but to someone you barely know is extremely ???

    • @Zoroasterisk
      @Zoroasterisk 11 місяців тому +648

      It sounds like someone that's never been in a relationship that included kink regurgitating their conception of how a dom would talk, without ever bothering to do basic shit like compare interests or set boundaries. Giant red flag, that

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 11 місяців тому +146

      ​@@Zoroasterisk right, lol? Even in such a relationship that's a pretty cringe way to do it.

    • @0megaWarrior
      @0megaWarrior 11 місяців тому +207

      ​@@_Lumiere_ I mean to each their own but having the BDSM talk as your first ever exchange of words is creepy and weird as shit. Lmao

    • @The_C_
      @The_C_ 11 місяців тому +48

      Why did she keep interacting? She seems to have a purpose in life elsewhere than that specific cringy chatroom

  • @squirrelbugg99
    @squirrelbugg99 11 місяців тому +9517

    This is like if you told two AIs to communicate. Just two total separate conversations happening 💀

    • @maomaomaimaimao
      @maomaomaimaimao 11 місяців тому +312

      "Post workout naked stretch"

    • @Zoroasterisk
      @Zoroasterisk 11 місяців тому +119

      @@maomaomaimaimao you know, as you do. After that, was gonna deep fry the entire discography of Harry Belafonte, still completely nude, of course

    • @ImBoohoo
      @ImBoohoo 11 місяців тому

      even AI could have a better conversation than this shit

    • @magnusdash
      @magnusdash 11 місяців тому +16

      Just another casual spiral of madness

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 11 місяців тому +46

      Except one of those ai's is considerably better at English

  • @toxarii
    @toxarii 11 місяців тому +7565

    It's so wild to me that, even though he opened really bad, she gave him multiple chances to turn it around and offered to meet for drinks, yet he still decided to be an absolute creep

    • @TheMilkYourDadWentToBuy
      @TheMilkYourDadWentToBuy 11 місяців тому +222

      well…. she’s a single mother for a reason 😅

    • @p.c1892
      @p.c1892 11 місяців тому +131

      He’s probably really hot

    • @ALittleLateLotusBlossom
      @ALittleLateLotusBlossom 11 місяців тому +55

      Rite? An absolute disaster, just brutal craziness and cringe. Makes me (24M) feel unsafe

    • @bigdaddydal7763
      @bigdaddydal7763 11 місяців тому

      @@p.c1892 ???

    • @CHRISXTR3M3GAMING
      @CHRISXTR3M3GAMING 11 місяців тому +65

      Those two were a perfect match tbh

  • @FeewRift
    @FeewRift 8 місяців тому +163

    Can we take a moment to highlight how smart and deliberate her 1st message was?
    1. Checking how fast the guy wants to get things going
    2. Mentioning she has kids (if not in profile)
    3. Establishing her daughter is her prio nr 1
    4. Buying time (no date tomorrow) to get to know each other first

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 11 місяців тому +6653

    NGL the woman's opening text is pretty smart. It gauges right away how the guy feels about her having kids, how willing he is to joke, and if he'd expect her to cancel important childcare stuff for his own interests.

    • @maddog9265
      @maddog9265 11 місяців тому +732

      underrated comment! she knew what was going on the whole time, honestly these men are hilarious to laugh at so im happy she made it a humorous situation.

    • @Ga_mma1
      @Ga_mma1 11 місяців тому +1

      Next time I catch you in my comment sections it’s gonna be over for you lil bro. Those cheeks are not surviving my malicious backshots

    • @alexz4752
      @alexz4752 11 місяців тому +398

      Yeah, and there's some guys acting like she made a fool of herself or got the guy she wanted or she was being awkward. They must have not left their houses in years or something because I'm autistic and I could smell the sarcasm wafting its way out of my screen. Are basic social skills really this hard to come by these days? I feel like a lot of sexism would be solved by just giving more people base critical thinking skills.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +14

      I can tell that she spent an hour ruminating over that text before hitting send. My suggestion is that she clear her conscience before trying to date. She doesn't feel comfortable as a single mother.

    • @maddog9265
      @maddog9265 11 місяців тому +136

      @@alexz4752 im autistic too! and we're supposed to be the ones that don't understand social cues lol

  • @brendans9636
    @brendans9636 11 місяців тому +3960

    The funniest part about this to me is how he's got this creepy "dom" thing going on where he says "good girl" but he uses it exclusively to reinforce her giving him basic attention. Like when he says "good girl" to her replying "okay" or saying her having a kid is ok cause she's currently talking to him. He's so pathetic and desperate for attention, but he acts like this he's this "alpha male daddy" it's just so funny

    • @vivienm2037
      @vivienm2037 11 місяців тому +159

      If anyone would say 'good girl' to me, probably I would be crying. Of laughter. There is no way human beings think this is some hit s_it.

    • @jezuschryzt
      @jezuschryzt 11 місяців тому +105

      "you're doing well giving me attention right now"

    • @bored_potato
      @bored_potato 11 місяців тому +86

      The way he acts kinda makes me wonder if he's trying to implement the "wisdom" he got from watching alpha sigma whatever videos about how to talk to women... and succeeding in a sense that said "wisdom" was doomed to fail from the beginning.

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere 11 місяців тому +52

      @@vivienm2037 lots of women do find that attractive, just like lots of men find "good boy" attractive.

    • @Sir_TophamHatt
      @Sir_TophamHatt 11 місяців тому +17

      Major delusions of grandeur going on

  • @brEZ527
    @brEZ527 11 місяців тому +2657

    The fact that if he just stopped with these creepy texts a little earlier he would’ve got drinks with her is actually insane

    • @sickickick
      @sickickick 11 місяців тому +177

      fortunately that's not how most creeps work. they wave their flags around pretty early

    • @matthewvaughan8192
      @matthewvaughan8192 11 місяців тому +105

      It felt like she already knew and was setting up a punchline with that honestly. Like ''no I was just telling you I was free for drinks, but I'm choosing to go with someone else.'' That's the sort of vibe I get from her

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 9 місяців тому +46

      Thank God he kept talking. That girl was one drink away from being chained to a radiator.

    • @bobbooker1948
      @bobbooker1948 8 місяців тому +3

      Fells bad right, I’ve never even gotten a match

    • @velvetunderbite
      @velvetunderbite 8 місяців тому

      ​@@bobbooker1948???

  • @0kieD0kiee
    @0kieD0kiee 11 місяців тому +1891

    I one time had a full Ass normal vanilla conversation with a guy on a dating app, literally like just talking about shared interests like dirt biking and reading, talked about our families how many siblings we have etc, it was a really nice convo and then when we were about to say goodnight for the evening, he tells me “btw I hope it’s ok that I’ve been j*cking off this whole time” and I literally threw my phone across the room ☹️ it was a NORMAL ASS CONVO

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm 11 місяців тому +195

      MF HUH 😨

    • @SpiDuD
      @SpiDuD 11 місяців тому +87

      Oh god...

    • @a.roberts4203
      @a.roberts4203 10 місяців тому +115

      He’s the most sane r34 commenter.

    • @Porcupine2009
      @Porcupine2009 10 місяців тому +23

      oh god

    • @zombiasnow15
      @zombiasnow15 10 місяців тому +41

      Some creeps should not have the time of day😱

  • @Mimyakko
    @Mimyakko 11 місяців тому +3511

    If she was actually getting her hair done, i bet that her and the hair stylist were dying laughing the whole time 🤣 I'm sure they were both coming up with responses

    • @PippinFisherreed
      @PippinFisherreed 11 місяців тому +276

      Oh, absolutely. She would have been in stitches nonetheless cuz that man’s horniness could power a third world country for 35 years minimum. My god.

    • @Myra-b9v
      @Myra-b9v 11 місяців тому +36

      @@PippinFisherreedthat man is a rookie, the sigma energy he displayed is nowhere matched to my rizz👽🗿

    • @shaynn
      @shaynn 11 місяців тому +68

      @@Myra-b9v What the actual fuck?

    • @SpiDuD
      @SpiDuD 11 місяців тому +30

      ​@@Myra-b9vyour worse than him 😂

    • @jomereortega
      @jomereortega 10 місяців тому +17

      @@Myra-b9vthere’s no way💀

  • @2064_President
    @2064_President 11 місяців тому +11374

    Charlie is getting deeper into the cringe texts than these guys are getting into insanity and delusion

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому +15

      Prove that this formula is wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 11 місяців тому +3

      I’m better than Charlie

    • @2064_President
      @2064_President 11 місяців тому

      ​@@InstagramUser420 no. I don't think I will.

    • @2064_President
      @2064_President 11 місяців тому +32

      ​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALwhat does this even mean

    • @jpeggingaround
      @jpeggingaround 11 місяців тому +4

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL how

  • @v3ngence138
    @v3ngence138 11 місяців тому +2336

    I'm socially awkward myself, bad with conversation and stuff, but this is just next level batshit crazy 😂

    • @ZombieBacon13
      @ZombieBacon13 11 місяців тому +149

      This is completely different than being socially awkward. This guy is just a freak.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +14

      You're probably not as bad you think you are at conversation. Women makes excuses for any and everything, so you're probably doing fine at initiating normal conversations. The problem is that they want you to talk to them like the guy in this video, which means no sophisticated vocabulary, timely innuendos, and subtly aggressive behavior (ironically enough, feminists claim to detest this type of behavior because of what it often leads to). In other words, just say what's on your mind. Don't worry about tact or propriety. We're way beyond those times. Nowadays, you get women by being expressive and disrespectful because they'll think those qualities correspond to confidence and dominance.

    • @PuffDaFluff
      @PuffDaFluff 11 місяців тому +161

      ​​@@RobbieStacks90 Very projective to assume most women want that when it's clear from all the videos and posts online about exchanges like this that it makes them uncomfortable 😬

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX 11 місяців тому +115

      @@RobbieStacks90Andrew Tate follower

    • @deana6072
      @deana6072 11 місяців тому +2

      I think he is saying being socially awkward and having to use a dating app.

  • @LinoLizard
    @LinoLizard 9 місяців тому +135

    "I'll be the dog"
    Dude wants to be Denji from Chainsaw man so bad

    • @wezzbeet2923
      @wezzbeet2923 7 місяців тому +1

      A man was nearly his dad till the dog barked

  • @Zarroxius
    @Zarroxius 11 місяців тому +5044

    I can feel her sarcasm and sardonicism through each text. Impressive

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 11 місяців тому +108

      Sardonisism is so perfect for her.

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 11 місяців тому +324

      @rjdgaming651 she is mimicing him. Basically knowing he's a loser, and going with it. I haven't seen one like this in forever. Its refreshing.

    • @Neko_jita
      @Neko_jita 11 місяців тому +154

      ​@rjdgaming651 Sardonicism refers to a mocking or cynical expression, tone, or attitude. It often involves using humor, irony, or scorn to convey contempt or derision.

    • @fern1550
      @fern1550 11 місяців тому +1

      REAL

    • @timstutting6767
      @timstutting6767 11 місяців тому +12

      @@Neko_jitawtf is derision

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov 11 місяців тому +3198

    wtf...he had an absolutely insanely rare win by the fact she even continued to speak to him after his obvious massive loser energy, then the planes of the multiverse all aligned in sync, blessing him with impossible fortune; she was up for meeting for a drink....his response? POST WORKOUT NAKED STRETCHING. Cannot be real.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +49

      She did a great job of making her entire gender look bad. I must have lost a few brain cells reading that exchange. 🤦

    • @yourmother5810
      @yourmother5810 11 місяців тому +168

      Like how are these dudes getting dates? These mfs got absolutely zero game

    • @kmojo8396
      @kmojo8396 11 місяців тому +260

      ​@@RobbieStacks90I don't think either of them made their genders look bad, I just think the guys an Omegle weirdo and she wanted to keep the convo going in case he wasn't, because she doesn't get matches,
      Makes sense to me

    • @nesstora
      @nesstora 11 місяців тому +242

      @@RobbieStacks90 did u ever had a life? Like real life with people, job and stuff yk

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 11 місяців тому +82

      @@kmojo8396 So she had a reason, albeit desperation and yet still kept things cool. He went full weirdo and you're telling me he doesn't make us look bad???

  • @christianl.2428
    @christianl.2428 11 місяців тому +7078

    Charles is like Mario but instead of collecting stars, he collects diabolically hard to read texts

  • @zacharypederson6816
    @zacharypederson6816 11 місяців тому +267

    Sometimes I feel like I'm socially inept, then I see these guys and I feel a bit better about myself.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 10 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, I was the typical naive undateable nerd chick who went to an all girls school and never liked bars and clubs and was always a shy dork but I'm counting my blessings rn lol

    • @Llama_charmer
      @Llama_charmer 6 місяців тому +2

      Inept is one thing, this is downright disturbing

    • @S3YKOCH4N
      @S3YKOCH4N 4 місяці тому

      @@Llama_charmerAnd creepy….

  • @laeliuss7495
    @laeliuss7495 11 місяців тому +2444

    This woman actually seems nice and fun. She handled that like a champion, just made of fun without flat out stating how much of an ass he js.

    • @KibatsuMusic
      @KibatsuMusic 11 місяців тому +28

      not really, she was a huge part of the problem. she should have cut the conversation as soon as he said the first deranged shit. why is she catering to his conversation even after he said he was stroking his shit to it?
      this is why guys get led on and confused, it just doesn't make sense.

    • @gz5405
      @gz5405 11 місяців тому +269

      @@KibatsuMusicgosh won’t someone think of the poor guy 😢

    • @CDBIII
      @CDBIII 11 місяців тому +1

      @@gz5405There are a huge amount of women that like that kind of talk, especially on Tinder. So ya, her responses could absolutely be read as playful banter.
      Aside from that, you know most of these stories that Charlie reads are totally fabricated right? I’m not saying they cannot happen; but that we are currently living in an age of lies thanks to clout, the most addictive drug known to mankind.

    • @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz
      @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz 11 місяців тому +33

      She kept going to laugh at him for how miserable he shows himself as. How could that be wrong?

    • @barleyteaa
      @barleyteaa 11 місяців тому +164

      @@KibatsuMusic It's not the responsibility of girls to tell every unstable creep that their behaviour is insanely inappropriate. Calling a stranger a "good girl" is beyond being a little out of line.

  • @shanicorn
    @shanicorn 11 місяців тому +1459

    I have continued convos like this just for pure entertainment, she knows he’s a creep. She is 100 percent sending these to her bestie laughing about it 😂

    • @not_duckk
      @not_duckk 11 місяців тому +9

      And you were "100 percent" wrong lmfao entire thing was fake it was kinda obvious.

    • @_Minos
      @_Minos 11 місяців тому +19

      @shanicorn Nah its not that type of convo. If it were she would play along occasionally giving him a compliment. This just sounds like she got it from the start with what she is dealing and just wants him to stop annoying her further.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 11 місяців тому +82

      @@not_duckklet people have fun man

    • @p_3_n_n_y
      @p_3_n_n_y 11 місяців тому +42

      @@not_duckk Bet you're fun at parties 😭

    • @Myra-b9v
      @Myra-b9v 11 місяців тому

      @@p_3_n_n_ystop making parties seem like a good thing fuck parties and people who go to them get better as a person rather than get drunk with a whole bunch of loud drunk incompetent brats

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 11 місяців тому +3522

    Seeing this conversation unfold made me feel like I was on the verge of hearing Oblivion music play in the background

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm 11 місяців тому +301

    If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had a conversation with a guy that has gone almost exactly like this, I think I’d be a millionaire LMAO 😭 For real though, the amount of men on social media & dating apps who are fully comfortable with sexually harassing women and being absolute creeps never fails to astound me.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 10 місяців тому +6

      I mean, even back in the day I was an unlucky nerd girl. You know the stereotype. Never dated online even back in the day and I only recently started because a friend of mine, whos a bit boy crazy suggested I do it. I've been on maybe five dates within the past year or so and luckily they're nice ppl irl, just no spark. I don't consider myself to be particularly straight anymore but this shizz makes me so glad I'm a boring nerd. The only time I've got weirded out is the time I was stood up twice by the same guy, the guy who messaged me immediately and left me voice messages saying I was really, really hot when I look like a potato, and one other dude who said I gave off "dom vibes" not 5 mins after asking me if I preferred Park or restaurant for a first date.

    • @Bluelinechevy82
      @Bluelinechevy82 8 місяців тому +7

      Before I met my now wife, I was on dating sites, like plenty of fish, eharmony, and others. I can tell you that some of the women on there were just as creepy as the men.

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm 8 місяців тому +27

      @@Bluelinechevy82 Okay?… I never said that women can’t be creepy? 🤨

    • @Monsolido
      @Monsolido 7 місяців тому +2

      I find Charly a bit naive here, calling this conversation top tier. Ever since chatrooms existed some 30 years ago, people took to their keyboard to write the most offensive stuff that they would never dare say face to face to anyone. Sending sexual messages to a girl in the crudest way possible has always been very common, to be honest the guys who didn't do that were few and far apart. Chris here isn't expecting a date or anything, he just wants to talk about his dong. While I'm sure there are actual perverts who do this, I don't think it's necessarily the case. It seems to me like a lot of people can indulge in this kind of behavior given the anonymity (real or perceived).

    • @Goblin-Lord
      @Goblin-Lord 6 місяців тому +3

      ​​​@Jearbearjenkins it's not just dating apps tho. Like Ive gotten dms, or irl encounters where number are echanged and dudes text exactly like this after like 2 seconds of normal convos. Hell, even a couple straight up irl situations where I get scared and have to leave (but alcohol is usually involed in those). That being said, I think I have bad luck and it definitely is worse online where theres at least some anonymity added to the equation

  • @bananaduck14
    @bananaduck14 11 місяців тому +4205

    Im loving this new era of charlie going over the cringiest texts ever known to man, thank god for his service because I could not read this stuff on my own without dying of cringe

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 11 місяців тому +20948

    Today's Fact: The highest point in North America is Denali (formerly known as Mount McKinley) in Alaska, which stands at 20,310 feet tall.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 11 місяців тому +58

      I’m better than Charlie 🤣💀

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy 11 місяців тому +1664

      Today’s Fact: Crewmate Complex is going to get coal for Christmas he is in the naughty list!

    • @anything1456
      @anything1456 11 місяців тому +54

      i love there

    • @autisticusmaximus9562
      @autisticusmaximus9562 11 місяців тому +596

      I used a pie to pleasure myself this evening

    • @anything1456
      @anything1456 11 місяців тому +18

      live

  • @static8181
    @static8181 11 місяців тому +1072

    The way this dude makes people who have a basic level of respect look like people pleasers is certainly a talent

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 11 місяців тому +2

      Its s skit, charlie and everyone is fooled easily. like only fans 100k weirdo dude with the face tat, you all got scammed. Charlie is losing his radar calibration

    • @jexotic1470
      @jexotic1470 11 місяців тому +46

      "you all got scammed" we read it, chuckled, then forgot about it immediately after. We didn't lose anything from it and no one profited from it, not a scam lmao

    • @ArosOstright
      @ArosOstright 11 місяців тому +1

      It's a bot, Chris is a bot, seen it on a Bumble

    • @harrisonissac8810
      @harrisonissac8810 8 місяців тому +1

      @@hoopslaa5235you know he gets these from Reddit right?😂

  • @sofia7374
    @sofia7374 11 місяців тому +162

    I deleted every dating app because creeps and messages like this are frequent. This woman kept this communication going way too long lol

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 9 місяців тому +16

      She did it as a service to us, the viewers. And for that, we thank her.

    • @namespaced4437
      @namespaced4437 8 місяців тому +24

      ngl she was probably bored so she just continued the conversation.

    • @jojojojo-lk8cs
      @jojojojo-lk8cs 8 місяців тому +15

      she did it for our entertainment

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 8 місяців тому

      Imagine thinking that women have it worse than men on dating apps.
      The delusion.
      You wouldn't survive one day as a guy buttercup.

    • @SpecialOrder935
      @SpecialOrder935 5 місяців тому

      I don’t blame you 😂

  • @rossvegas1346
    @rossvegas1346 11 місяців тому +2221

    It’s kinda of sweet that Charlie thinks this is the worst of the worst of messages women get on tinder.

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 11 місяців тому +53

      This was hilarious.

    • @Antiformed
      @Antiformed 11 місяців тому +59

      Even like 20 years ago, I remember my mom and her friends putting Lavalife on speakerphone so they could laugh at the Personals.

    • @rotarydude9737
      @rotarydude9737 11 місяців тому +98

      Youd be surprised, not just women but gay guys as well.

    • @rossvegas1346
      @rossvegas1346 11 місяців тому +88

      @@rotarydude9737 oh I believe that lol

    • @gabblebabbles2017
      @gabblebabbles2017 11 місяців тому

      @@rotarydude9737 I wouldn't lmao. My gay best friend has 40 year old dudes asking to plow him on a daily. One even asked him to wear a diaper. Some dudes are just fukcing weird as fuck.

  • @cubbleshasreturned6968
    @cubbleshasreturned6968 11 місяців тому +965

    The fact that this woman tried to meet up with him terrifies me. Also I've talked to guys EXACTLY like this before. If they say they're "stroking it" while talking to you. Run

    • @not_duckk
      @not_duckk 11 місяців тому +4

      I mean when you fake something for a very obvious publicity stunt usually theres nothing to be terrified about.

    • @Taebooty-y6k
      @Taebooty-y6k 11 місяців тому +98

      Whether fake or not, birb, messages like this from guys is more common than you think. I've personally experienced them and so many women in the Internet.

    • @N7thegreatspy
      @N7thegreatspy 11 місяців тому +18

      Honestly just stroking it is one thing. It’s strange but I don’t think it immediately means this guy is a fuckin creep. Telling you about it though shows all kinds of red flags. Like damn that guy has zero idea what is going on just in general.

    • @Adelaide_Cuthbert
      @Adelaide_Cuthbert 9 місяців тому +88

      ​@@N7thegreatspy Uhm. I think stroking it to a literal stranger at a random convo shows a lack of standards and respect to self and others. It definitely equals creepy and a need for therapy. I can't tell you how many times I've had guys say they get off to just my FACE. Then people wonder why I don't have Snap or Insta.

    • @nickthekid2245
      @nickthekid2245 8 місяців тому +22

      @@Adelaide_Cuthbertyea idk how people share that info with you thinking it’s a compliment.

  • @thisisntdana5222
    @thisisntdana5222 11 місяців тому +728

    As someone who has had many cringe conversations on dating apps, I'm telling yall she knows about the red flags. It's just entertaining to see what other crap they up saying so you send it to the group chat.

    • @eskaban_edits_beats_and_more
      @eskaban_edits_beats_and_more 11 місяців тому +94

      he wasnt even aware shes fucking with him, no women gonna talk long with such a guy if not for collecting screenshots for laughs

    • @sebastianaltamirano4991
      @sebastianaltamirano4991 11 місяців тому +45

      i realazed she was screwing with him after like the 3rd chat

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w 11 місяців тому +3

      Dont use dating apps

    • @BasicallyBasic990
      @BasicallyBasic990 11 місяців тому +2

      @@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more why laugh at them instead of helping them or correcting them? no doing that encourages them to do this and leads to much worse stuff, i thought people were against his type of behavior.

    • @CDBIII
      @CDBIII 11 місяців тому +7

      @@BasicallyBasic990Not when it comes to women, just how it is.

  • @theblackcatgirl7013
    @theblackcatgirl7013 9 місяців тому +265

    I don't think she meant to be playful during that first response. I think she meant it to be like a sublte "my daughter is my top priority" while also mentioning she is in fact busy.

    • @wezzbeet2923
      @wezzbeet2923 7 місяців тому +2

      Yes I know what you mean flower

    • @Ourelleetsy
      @Ourelleetsy 5 місяців тому

      ​@@wezzbeet2923what is flower

  • @sirminimuffin4196
    @sirminimuffin4196 11 місяців тому +731

    Genuinely one of the most head scratching convos I’ve ever read, dudes being really weird yet she continues to engage in conversation yet showing no interest or real engagement in the conversation, like what were they both even going for anymore

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 11 місяців тому +177

      She was trolling him for entertainment.

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 11 місяців тому +62

      @sirminimuffin4196 read back her texts in a sarcastic way and you'll get why she's doing that, it's funny af

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 11 місяців тому +14

      @@sydious_s_snakeit’s hilarious

    • @sirminimuffin4196
      @sirminimuffin4196 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lelduck6388 I guess but idk how she wasn't just creeped out and left

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 11 місяців тому +43

      @@sirminimuffin4196She’s probably just that kind of person or she’s just that desensitized because of how often it happens.

  • @evilbeast702
    @evilbeast702 11 місяців тому +1676

    i respect her humor, as well as her ability to not become a skin lamp.

    • @watchmehope6560
      @watchmehope6560 11 місяців тому +18

      She's an NPC too but yeah at least she isn't a skin lamp.

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 11 місяців тому +147

      ​@@watchmehope6560 how. Please explain it to me. I genuinely don't understand the argument.

    • @drkarats6147
      @drkarats6147 11 місяців тому

      shes a sarcastic jerk with no humiity or energy to anything she says lol, very much the "Strong independent" lonelya sf cat woman type, she obviously got no skill in choosing men seeing as shes lumped with some exes spawn hahahaha@@watchmehope6560

    • @r.s.4085
      @r.s.4085 11 місяців тому +2

      @@SylverScourge I don't know if she's an NPC, but she swiped on him, so maybe this is karma lol glad she didn't meet him though!

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 11 місяців тому +1

      @@r.s.4085 ...how are you supposed to know someone is a creepazoid by simply looking at a picture of them?
      You can't.

  • @kylinae
    @kylinae 11 місяців тому +270

    I think this is the type of guy who really NEEDS the AI girlfriend thing. He just disregards everything this woman is saying to him and projects the 'sexy conversation' that HE wants onto her.

    • @canadianrage5224
      @canadianrage5224 11 місяців тому +9

      Over analyzing this way too much. This guy probably wasn’t even taking this conversation seriously. Neither of them were

    • @luck2626
      @luck2626 11 місяців тому +25

      @@canadianrage5224 Hard to say really, she was willing to meet up for a drink with him which suggests she wanted to go on a date and give him a chance. Whether the guy was being serious or not is up to interpretation though, and i'm going to go with that he was being for real.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 11 місяців тому +3

      @@canadianrage5224why would being so weirdly sexual with someone you don’t know be a go to way to have light conversation like I don’t know if it’s just a joke he’s got a weird sense of humor lol

    • @epiccoolawesomegoblinguyre6520
      @epiccoolawesomegoblinguyre6520 11 місяців тому +11

      Suggesting someone talk to an ai girlfriend may be one of the biggest insults I’ve ever seen

    • @Account-w4l
      @Account-w4l 11 місяців тому +3

      Better than real women

  • @naiphiiberry
    @naiphiiberry 11 місяців тому +30

    it's absolutely diabolical how you can tell that chrissy is chronically online and his match who is no longer his match actually had a life

  • @Angel-kl1ml
    @Angel-kl1ml 11 місяців тому +1039

    Its almost cute to see him so aghast and baffled by basically 70% of the DM conversations i had back in my dating days.

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 11 місяців тому +62

      Ikr?? It just shows me how wonderful Charlie is as a man and I'm so happy that his relationship has been going strong (edit: turns out they broke up 😞)

    • @christophervalencia5919
      @christophervalencia5919 11 місяців тому +24

      Right?!? Lmao. It's like "Weve been telling you this the whole time!"

    • @MySkybreaker
      @MySkybreaker 11 місяців тому +41

      ​@@judesliggooI hate to break it to you but charlie and his girlfriend broke up a few months ago LMAO

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha 11 місяців тому +40

      is this really how other guys are? I don't even know what to say, but it explains why women I've talked to have been so skeptical and guarded initially. jesus christ

    • @FrenkieWest32
      @FrenkieWest32 11 місяців тому +10

      @@moonasha yep all of them except for you; you're the good one.

  • @melissalancaster6654
    @melissalancaster6654 11 місяців тому +841

    As a woman who has had many unwelcomed similar situations, you'd be surprised just how common this type of behavior is.

    • @byattwurns1553
      @byattwurns1553 11 місяців тому +60

      Not surprised, Ive been on grindr.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +28

      These are the guys you're matching with on dating sites and apps. Next time, try reading his profile first before liking it so that you know to expect these kinds of messages. Your father would not approve of your dating a vapid philanderer. There's no need to spite him; all he wants is for you to date a worthy gentleman with prospects.

    • @bmwmd110
      @bmwmd110 11 місяців тому +20

      Yea but you'll prob still do a one nighter with a guy like this. Hes prob catching girls bc of his looks and hammer. I was like this in college, I would try to pull by using the worst most obnoxious game I could come up with. What I found out is girls like to get laid too, they were jsut as shallow as i was.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +10

      @@bmwmd110 just*, but thank you for your contribution. You proved something that I've been saying for years, but the feminists refuse to hear it.

    • @easternkite4988
      @easternkite4988 11 місяців тому +2

      @@RobbieStacks90You sound so out of touch brother. You think every girl just slides on dating sites with no care in the world? I imagine a few do but girls are literally taught to be precautious with the men they like. Also the guy in the video literally has no social awareness and lacks basic understanding and communication skills. Nowhere near a worthy gentleman as you put it. Seek help man.

  • @blastingoff
    @blastingoff 11 місяців тому +2206

    She was FUNNY AF the whole time.
    Good on her for making a joke out of the weirdo.

    • @117MasterSpartan
      @117MasterSpartan 11 місяців тому +72

      No she wasn’t… she was completely delusional at the start

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 11 місяців тому +434

      @@117MasterSpartan Hi, Chris.

    • @naraw.456
      @naraw.456 11 місяців тому +33

      @@117MasterSpartanhow so

    • @Memorial24
      @Memorial24 11 місяців тому +13

      Almost as if this was rehearsed with a friend

    • @swiggleswig
      @swiggleswig 11 місяців тому +93

      @@117MasterSpartan She was trying to have a conversation??? Thats what you do on tinder lmfaoooo

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 11 місяців тому +316

    I love this girl’s dry sense of humor. She’s like the Debbie Downer of dating apps and I’m here for it 😂

    • @alexamg6675
      @alexamg6675 7 місяців тому

      Put a shirt on dude you seem like you stroke it while having normal conversation

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 7 місяців тому +7

      I got my period on the Auschwitz tour and all I had in my purse was a used KFC napkin.

    • @wezzbeet2923
      @wezzbeet2923 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@somethingelse4424😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment iv ever seen 😂😂😂

    • @GV5
      @GV5 7 місяців тому

      @@somethingelse4424this stresses me out

  • @squarestar326
    @squarestar326 11 місяців тому +233

    The "save chris from himself" had me laughting to the tears!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bradydavis5791
      @bradydavis5791 10 місяців тому +5

      For me it was, "Chris... Are you okay?"

  • @amorita_mami
    @amorita_mami 11 місяців тому +162

    i had an ex who exactly was like this, and i’m so glad she immediately called him out. Most people don’t act like that until in the relationship, and It feels so uncomfortable once you experience it. And whoever is in a similar situation, please leave them, it isn’t going to get better. Someone will love you, and you shouldn’t have to settle for someone like that. i know how scary it is, even the confrontation, but if they still beg you back or continue on doing those, they don’t truly care for you. (keep this in mind especially if you have low self esteem/confidence. Im in the same boat)

    • @Anthony-sin-mas
      @Anthony-sin-mas 11 місяців тому +7

      Were you refering to yourself in third person there?

    • @perlundgren7797
      @perlundgren7797 11 місяців тому +16

      @@Anthony-sin-mas "I had an ex who exactly was like this, and i’m so glad [the girl in the video] immediately called [the guy in the video] out."

    • @Anthony-sin-mas
      @Anthony-sin-mas 11 місяців тому +4

      @@perlundgren7797 oooh

    • @phishcatt
      @phishcatt 11 місяців тому +10

      Yeah same, I dated a fuckboy like this when I was younger and insecure. It was because I thought I couldn't find anyone else. What a load of bs.

  • @doodlydungeon8576
    @doodlydungeon8576 11 місяців тому +843

    seeing her call people who are 5'7" to 5'10" short killed me. I only breached 5 foot last year, and am currently 5'1/2". I think to her I'd just be a goblin creature that skitters across the floor and eats m&ms

    • @Ova-bv4os
      @Ova-bv4os 11 місяців тому +69

      eat your meat and pray my friend. i knew a girl who was 5foot til like 16 or 17 then shot up 7 inches over a few months and made it to 5 foot 8 before she was 20. I've no clue of your age but for a small number of people there is hope haha

    • @OJ_KillsSadness
      @OJ_KillsSadness 11 місяців тому +29

      I feel like that on a regular and I'm 5' 4"

    • @instantrameng0d36
      @instantrameng0d36 11 місяців тому +53

      it's okay im 5'0 too and 18. Our amount of testosterone and will power is enough.

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula not wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @WinterWitch01
      @WinterWitch01 11 місяців тому +73

      Average height in the US is 5’4 for females and 5’9 for males
      So 5’10 is definitely not short

  • @catxtonic
    @catxtonic 11 місяців тому +37

    You know it’s gonna be a good one when Charlie kicks it off with a philosophical question.

  • @yonkers7525
    @yonkers7525 11 місяців тому +233

    charlie not understanding how depraved and weird dating is for people in their 20s is so innocent

    • @Aaron-kj8dv
      @Aaron-kj8dv 11 місяців тому +12

      I actually saw a video on this a few years ago and it's because both genders have taken on stalking behavior which used to be seen as creepy but is now normal because everything is online.
      A clear example from this is 20 years ago if a guy was saying these things to a girl he could look at her and see her horrified reaction and most guys would pivot or cut the conversation and learn to never do it again. This guy isn't reading how disinterested this girl is because she keeps replying to him so he thinks he's doing well.
      An example for women is when they film themselves complaining about men. If they were ranting and raving in a group they would look at their friends and see their shocked faces at how psychotic they sound and then readjust or tone it down. Now if there's no one in the room that behavior is reinforced in the comment section by equally terrible women.

    • @watsonwrote
      @watsonwrote 11 місяців тому +1

      Is this why almost nobody I know is married lol

    • @kalin9ne651
      @kalin9ne651 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Aaron-kj8dvSexual Harassment and Over the top feminism didnt start with the internet lol, just made it amplified

    • @phullmoonv
      @phullmoonv 11 місяців тому +1

      Some men dont have the stomach to send even one risky text, i applaud this very horny man. But yea, this was rough lol

    • @FunSkipping
      @FunSkipping 11 місяців тому

      @@watsonwrote It's because when people go around live asking women if they cheat on men they almost always say yes.
      Makes trusting a woman impossible. And getting married requires intimate knowledge that they are a specific way and won't be unfaithful. If you get married and she sleeps around once, that isn't marriage. it's a partnership which doesn't involve God or any moral standard.

  • @raviel_0422
    @raviel_0422 11 місяців тому +2219

    This text conversation actually convinced me that all is possible from cringe and horniness.

    • @RAGEAlanBun
      @RAGEAlanBun 11 місяців тому +18

      If we can plumb the depths of despair with cringe and horniness, can we use these powers for good?

    • @laluna874-x1h
      @laluna874-x1h 11 місяців тому +1

      You're just realizing this?

    • @laluna874-x1h
      @laluna874-x1h 11 місяців тому +3

      @@RAGEAlanBun There are some things that are too corrupt for that... alas this is one of them...

    • @kalishiva18
      @kalishiva18 11 місяців тому +2

      Reminds me of bdsm

    • @old4104
      @old4104 11 місяців тому +3

      I ate pie and left no crumbs
      Hows my bot preformance? I wanna be a bot in the future

  • @TheWalkingMeme360
    @TheWalkingMeme360 11 місяців тому +175

    as the conversation get's progressively worse, Charlie gets closer and closer to defenestrating himself

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 11 місяців тому +10

      Defenestration?? Bro is more eloquent than Charlie

    • @DapperDan-zx9fu
      @DapperDan-zx9fu 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@@tweenytwinkiesI'm sad I know that that means jumping out of a window

    • @islu4672
      @islu4672 10 місяців тому +6

      @@DapperDan-zx9fuanother goofy word added to my collection, thank you very much.

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 9 місяців тому

      @@DapperDan-zx9fuWhy are you sad about it?

  • @whimsical_andsilly
    @whimsical_andsilly 24 дні тому +8

    7:34 "i like short guys" "how short" "5'7-5'10" my sister in christ that is LITERALLY the average height range

    • @imÏÏÅŢØX̌
      @imÏÏÅŢØX̌ 21 день тому +2

      5'7 is pretty damn short

    • @whimsical_andsilly
      @whimsical_andsilly 21 день тому +2

      @imÏÏÅŢØX̌ nah it's at the shorter end of the average range but i still consider it average

    • @CaffeinatedCafe
      @CaffeinatedCafe День тому

      I'm 5'11 but I'm pretty short compared to my coworkers 😂😭 Guess it depends where you live

  • @AndiousWandarier
    @AndiousWandarier 11 місяців тому +76

    7:51
    "Five foot six is fine! Five foot six is a beautiful perfect height, damn it!"
    I really needed to hear this today, thank you.

  • @johnkazen5407
    @johnkazen5407 11 місяців тому +813

    Charlie’s habitual use of the word “cattywampus” will never fail to get a chuckle out of me

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому +1

      Prove that this formula is wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @Proudbums
      @Proudbums 11 місяців тому

      @@InstagramUser420 nuh uh

    • @denzelbeni-hobbs5652
      @denzelbeni-hobbs5652 11 місяців тому

      ​@@InstagramUser42017

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 11 місяців тому

      I’m better than Charlie

    • @kylemullet1
      @kylemullet1 11 місяців тому +42

      ​@@InstagramUser420shut up bot and that isn't even factored properly

  • @VampireMadonna
    @VampireMadonna 11 місяців тому +115

    I had a guy once ask if he could drink my period blood, Chris is small beans compared to what most women deal with. I'm honestly pleasantly surprised that he stayed weird and didn't get aggressively offensive.

    • @Porcupine2009
      @Porcupine2009 10 місяців тому +4

      WTF

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 10 місяців тому

      What the actual fuck???!!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, that's serial killer vibes.

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 10 місяців тому +1

      Human beings are weird AF some times

    • @justanothermortal1373
      @justanothermortal1373 10 місяців тому +5

      There are so many things I've been through that I would say if it hadn't been so traumatic. Honestly, men can be such creeps.

  • @pai_9739
    @pai_9739 11 місяців тому +10

    remarkable commitment. nobody wanted it more than him. you can tell he puts in the work.

  • @Nates_anime_artwork_yt76
    @Nates_anime_artwork_yt76 11 місяців тому +2344

    This was the biggest mindfuck of a conversation that i've ever seen😂😂.
    A complete fever dream what the heck is going on🤣😭

    • @mypenisissmallbut8276
      @mypenisissmallbut8276 11 місяців тому

      Well at least he managed to f something... Just not a woman 😂

    • @WatchFelineSpine
      @WatchFelineSpine 11 місяців тому +4

      I love you channel!! 🍓🐇

    • @WatchFelineSpine
      @WatchFelineSpine 11 місяців тому +3

      ddlc

    • @viponly5372
      @viponly5372 11 місяців тому +5

      I read your comment then watched the video… what da fuck sums it up 🤣

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 11 місяців тому +17

      What I don't understand is why the hell is she even still talking to him. Makes no sense.

  • @thatextrovertartist5474
    @thatextrovertartist5474 11 місяців тому +637

    I think ive cracked the case of Chris' horniness: he loves being shamed and judged and can feel her judgement from her messages and he purposely kept digging holes and embarrassing himself because THATS what gets him going. It all makes sense now

    • @TheToaster1155
      @TheToaster1155 11 місяців тому +70

      I feel like that's genuinely the only thing it could of been 😂 Any other explanation just doesn't work. Dude just likes getting freaky 😬

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 11 місяців тому +55

      Chris must be a huge masochist ong

    • @sorlakvader155
      @sorlakvader155 11 місяців тому +13

      That... actually makes a lot of sense

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@manuelsputnikI genuinely don't understand how anyone could get any enjoyment out if that.

    • @anboard
      @anboard 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Firebolt7317its wierd but some dudes have a whole obsession with just being embarrassed in the worst ways possible. Theres even this "paypig" rabbit hole on youtube (some of the saddest shit i've ever seen)

  • @HaloHuntress
    @HaloHuntress 11 місяців тому +272

    Almost makes me wish I would've saved all the thirsty cringey messages from when I was on the dating apps. Charlie, these guys are unbelievably common. I don't know if some guys deal with it as often but, I remember it being bad. It's one reason why I almost always asked to have a call right away instead of texts because for some reason like 90% of them were absolutely terrified of a real conversation. Thankfully my current bf proved not ALL men are like this and we had pleasant conversations consistently. Talks that didn't turn into anything but laughs and good memories.

    • @iktekamasya
      @iktekamasya 11 місяців тому +38

      You’d be surprised how insane it can be in gay situations.😅 Every dude I’ve met on Tinder was super creepy to me!! 😭 I just stopped going on it.

    • @JordanZ0710
      @JordanZ0710 11 місяців тому +31

      it seems to be a male thing. im in a poly relationship and date all genders and can say its mostly a guy thing. I think there's a lot of men out there that grew up deeply insecure and not knowing how to communicate with people properly and that comes out in a lot of different ways later in life

    • @matsab7930
      @matsab7930 11 місяців тому +2

      @@JordanZ0710 I think we’d see things change if we saw a real shift in society to make it such that it’s not always men expected to make the first move. I think the initiating party has a disproportionate amount of pressure on them that definitely contributes to some of the weird behaviour we see.

    • @hexagonalmann7495
      @hexagonalmann7495 11 місяців тому

      nah, men just have to stop being disgusting creeps and thinking everyone is as horny as they are. I am literally ashamed to share a gender with those guys. Same people who start insulting women when they dont want to have sex immediately

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@matsab7930 i mean i dont think that would change things but id still like to see that shift regardless. Every time a girl i know says they're waiting for a dude to ask them out, i encourage them to make the first move.
      As a woman myself, the only thing that has stopped me from making the first move is finding out the person i was attracted to was not single.

  • @hughjass6022
    @hughjass6022 11 місяців тому +6

    homie's rizz was so bad she had to pull out the 'I like short guys' 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hughjass6022
      @hughjass6022 11 місяців тому +1

      no seriously its genuinely impressive how he got that line out of her cause girls will usually NEVER say that

    • @PataMuncher
      @PataMuncher 11 місяців тому +1

      It wasn’t even short 😭😭

  • @user-pt2mx1ch9f
    @user-pt2mx1ch9f 11 місяців тому +135

    i’ve honestly had more comprehensive and fulfilling conversations with my furby compared to whatever tf this is 😭

  • @jayda.b.1829
    @jayda.b.1829 11 місяців тому +353

    petition to have charlie do a 'how to talk to girls 101' live stream but he's only allowed to use the best of the worst cringe texts he's ever seen

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 11 місяців тому +6

      This exists, sort of. Once upon a time a great poet, Genghis Swan, wrote love sonnets to best Shakespeare. It may come as a surprise to you, but Genghis Swan was actually our Cr1TiKaL. Many of these writings can still be found, some in a couple videos he posted. Man that goes back to like 2014 I think. I've been here since 2012 when he was making Day Z Fun Tactics videos...lol he figured out how to swim through the ground in a zombie survival game. It was fun, but you could still be shot or attacked and not fight back.

    • @Antoniozyxx
      @Antoniozyxx 11 місяців тому

      i agree with this

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant 11 місяців тому

      Yes

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 9 місяців тому

      He should just do a serious version of that, unironically. It seems like people these days need it.

  • @Jubbano
    @Jubbano 11 місяців тому +92

    Its painful reading through this conversation. It hurts and makes me think what this world has come to.

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere 11 місяців тому +1

      It's just a minority. It happens but it's not a huge chunk of the human population.

    • @Aylii1
      @Aylii1 11 місяців тому

      @@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthereMinority 💀

    • @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz
      @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz 11 місяців тому

      But it is very common for dating apps at least

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere 11 місяців тому

      @@Aylii1 Are you good? Yeah it's a minority, tf did you think? If you think it's most people then you are wildly incorrect and straight up not intelligent at all.

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash 11 місяців тому +77

    I'm a guy who knows nothing about dating, has had zero experience, but I can imagine women sadly have had to go through worse texts than this due to weirdos out there. They of course have my sympathies. People sure are strange.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions 10 місяців тому +5

      I agree, but don't worry, you'll get to experience the awfulness of humans as well, it's just different flavors of awful.

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 10 місяців тому

      Human beings can be truly truly mental and fucked up

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 10 місяців тому +1

      I've been pretty lucky so far. The majority of ppl I've met, which is not a lot, have been nice, but no spark. The only weird ones I've gotten is a guy that stood me up twice and was probably a scam, a guy who was way too desperate in getting me to his place to "watch a movie" and "cuddle" not to mention calling me "really, really hot" when I'm a pudgey dork, and one guy who said I gave off "dom vibes" because he asked me if I preferred a park date or a restaurant for a first date? Other than that, I'm chill with being a boring undateable nerd 😂

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 10 місяців тому +1

      That's why aliens won't invade. We're like reality TV for them.

    • @bink
      @bink 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Phoebe5448 But you do like games, anime, tea and chocolate. That's a nice mix (I like my tea iced though).
      I'm also undateable 😓

  • @katierincon1412
    @katierincon1412 11 місяців тому +567

    “Choking the chicken” and “squeezing my hog” are going into my dictionary for sure. Thank you for imparting your wisdom as always, Charlie

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 11 місяців тому +84

      You’ve never heard of “choking my chicken” until today?

    • @badabingbing474
      @badabingbing474 11 місяців тому

      The audience is full of kids ​@@MrNinja543

    • @justbigstepbro9167
      @justbigstepbro9167 11 місяців тому +26

      @@MrNinja543my thoughts exactly. We are old my friend .

    • @Veldrusara
      @Veldrusara 11 місяців тому +22

      Well then... May wanna throw 'Whackin' the Kraken' in there, too.

    • @LockerHider
      @LockerHider 11 місяців тому +14

      Flogging the dolphin

  • @benparton1849
    @benparton1849 11 місяців тому +114

    I wonder if these guys, outside of these unbelievably hard to stomach interactions, function normally. Hard to believe they're functioning memebers of society, or have friends, or aren't just massive creeps irl

    • @doid4354
      @doid4354 11 місяців тому +9

      the scariest part is this could just be another average joe. he could be anyone

    • @pillar_of_superiority
      @pillar_of_superiority 11 місяців тому

      Not like there is any glory in being a functioning member of society comprising of moronic creatures who are stupid beyond words can describe called humans

    • @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz
      @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz 11 місяців тому +8

      Well if they are on dating apps it means they dont have the balls to be creepy irl, let alone creepy flirting irl

    • @here2watch08
      @here2watch08 11 місяців тому +1

      "These guys" represent a large number of men in society. For a man to be a respectful person who is great at picking up on social cues and responding correctly to them is exceedingly rare.

    • @monkeeboy830
      @monkeeboy830 11 місяців тому +1

      @@here2watch08 this feels like a classic example of survivorship bias, the dudes who aren't creepy have to date less to get a partner so there are less of them dating and the guys who are creeps have to date more to get a partner.

  • @wyldstealer
    @wyldstealer 11 місяців тому +471

    started watching every upload exactly a year ago. how far the content hasn’t come. charlie is iconic and these videos are such a comfort

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula is wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 11 місяців тому

      I’m better than Charlie

    • @RootedHat
      @RootedHat 11 місяців тому +4

      has come*

    • @clttr
      @clttr 11 місяців тому +13

      to anyone else who's gonna solve it, you can't because they're both equal.
      reading both formulas back they're the same thing
      (and yes i'm replying to a bot)

    • @texys5848
      @texys5848 11 місяців тому +8

      @@clttratleast the bot made it fun

  • @nickmoomey3513
    @nickmoomey3513 9 місяців тому +51

    Nah bro how is 5’10 “short” that’s kinda wild

    • @kanalbenenner7830
      @kanalbenenner7830 6 місяців тому +11

      he probably put an ureal height of over 6 in his profile so she intentionally excluded him with that,she probably didnt mean it, dont worry ^^

    • @alphamineron
      @alphamineron 5 місяців тому +1

      Yea literally “above” population average 😂
      Some girls really are dense

    • @ish1014
      @ish1014 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah. 5’9 is the average height for men and she sees that as “short” like really? Makes me think she is over 6’0.

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 2 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@ish1014 worldwide its 5'7.5 or so lol shes probably 5'3 but you know girls like tall ass men

  • @justaAfro132
    @justaAfro132 11 місяців тому +376

    Everyday I may feel like I’m shitty at flirting but at least I’m not one of these guys

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 11 місяців тому

      I’m better than Charlie 🤣💀

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula is wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0
      @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0 11 місяців тому

      @@InstagramUser420no

    • @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0
      @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0 11 місяців тому +5

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIALno

    • @rift7573
      @rift7573 11 місяців тому +8

      @@InstagramUser420 You need to write the right side better my guy, I'm assuming the equation is (x-2)(y-2) = (xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2)
      (x-2)(y-2) == xy - 2x - 2y + 4
      (xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2) == xy - 2y - 2x + 4
      xy - 2x - 2y + 4 == xy - 2x - 2y + 4
      how is it wrong am i dumb both sides are the same thing

  • @Ph0enix7373
    @Ph0enix7373 11 місяців тому +155

    I like these videos, they make every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done in my life seem like nothing

    • @JupeGiggles
      @JupeGiggles 11 місяців тому

      Was it not shocking to you when even after all he said, she (unless she was just trying to deceive him) asked to go get drinks. And I’m leaning towards the invitation being genuine, especially because correct me if this was prior but she gave the area she was in? Idk didn’t see anyone touching on this.

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo 11 місяців тому

      Really puts you into perspective😂

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 11 місяців тому +34

    10:37 his excitement level must’ve gone up 1000% when she asked that

  • @TheRealBelovianna
    @TheRealBelovianna 10 місяців тому +23

    9:53 Hehe, that rhymed XD

  • @shamwow6291
    @shamwow6291 11 місяців тому +108

    What hurts me the most is that Charlie thinks THIS is a nightmarish amount of horny, and he hasn't even seen Grindr 😭

    • @mythplus4689
      @mythplus4689 11 місяців тому +19

      Lol this guy would be a real fucking smooth talker compared to anyone from grindr 💀

    • @austingautier2730
      @austingautier2730 11 місяців тому +13

      How do both of you know 💀💀

    • @Sun-nn
      @Sun-nn 11 місяців тому

      Bro would be horrified

    • @lito07100
      @lito07100 11 місяців тому +32

      @@austingautier2730cause we are gay ???

    • @nottarealguy3954
      @nottarealguy3954 11 місяців тому

      *dick pic*
      *location tag*
      "U coming???????"
      "?????"
      *blocks you*

  • @snowfall221
    @snowfall221 11 місяців тому +42

    10:09 made me spit my drink--💀

  • @Dskinny23
    @Dskinny23 11 місяців тому +43

    These never get old. I hope they don't ever stop.

  • @salshoban-dallmayr1774
    @salshoban-dallmayr1774 11 місяців тому +4

    mr. peng, your channel/livestream is like an IRL socratic seminar on current events. i love it.

  • @ItsMadyAgain
    @ItsMadyAgain 11 місяців тому +120

    I love watching Charlie dive into the madness that is these lunatic guys trying to 'flirt' online. Me and literally every other woman I've been friends with have swapped stories like this. I have a few too.
    One time I had a guy ask me what i do for fun, I told him I read and write, he called me boring, and then not 20 seconds later asked if I wanted to go with him to a parking lot to 'do it' in the back of his car. (His exact words) Like????????????????? No???????? Is that your angle?? The ol' "insult and insert" technique??? Talk shit and then hit??? I just deleted him from my phone. I was so done lmao.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 11 місяців тому +21

      LOL wtf. Honestly, the part where he called you BORING for liking to read and write is almost as much of a red flag 😂
      Like wtf bro, we're the one organism in all of existence (that we know of) that even has the capacity to read and write, and you think it's *_boring?!_* It's one of the least boring things of all time!

    • @brycecartwright2403
      @brycecartwright2403 11 місяців тому +21

      I’m stealing “insult and insert” that’s a banger lmao

    • @xelp435
      @xelp435 11 місяців тому +3

      Ok but insult and insert works if ur not a weirdo who doesn’t rush things

    • @Avighna
      @Avighna 11 місяців тому

      As a guy, now I'm starting to see why so many women hate men.
      (PS: I still don't think it's right to hate men)

  • @primoscarab5771
    @primoscarab5771 11 місяців тому +146

    Damn I'm socially awkward myself but this makes me feel like a social genius

  • @tabitha7770
    @tabitha7770 11 місяців тому +261

    i think we should call this series: Charlie Sees A Normal Interaction Between A Man And A Woman That That Man Doesnt View As A Person. i probably cant count on both my hands how many time a man im just casually talking to online will ramp up to be as horny as possible and then just admit they are touching themselves while texting me. its sexual harassment but every female friend i have who is on any social media/ dating app ends up having this happen to them. a lot of men are literally getting off to the fact that the woman theyre talking to dont like what they are doing. its disgusting but its not like this is something outlandish that only the creepiest creeps do. this is normal creep level

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha 11 місяців тому +37

      as a guy it's disgusting to me too. I've been shown some of those convos and at least a good proportion aren't doing it as a joke, they really are that thirsty, and view the woman as a receptacle rather than a human being with feelings and whatnot. I don't want to call it misogyny, but, well, it probably is

    • @steinblitz1506
      @steinblitz1506 11 місяців тому +39

      I genuinely can't imagine being that desperate, Jesus Christ. Those are the same guys that say women don't have enough self-respect nowadays

    • @ricniks4619
      @ricniks4619 11 місяців тому +10

      Should probably be titled like "Dating advice" because every time Charlie releases a video of this nature 90% of the comments are either "I am not a social person but even I am not this down bad when talking to woman" or Woman saying "I ran into people like this before but nowhere near this disconnected from reality".

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere 11 місяців тому +1

      Well, there are LOTS of women who do this too. It's generally seen as less weird for women to do it because of this dumb society. And the men who do this are in the minority. It's not a huge chunk of the male population. Can we normalize it being sexual harassment when women do this?

    • @reapershadow7
      @reapershadow7 11 місяців тому

      @@moonashawhite knight alert

  • @Staunchy123
    @Staunchy123 10 місяців тому +6

    “Good girl” is a crazy statement. She’s not a dog bro

  • @小林雪-o9t
    @小林雪-o9t 11 місяців тому +89

    I feel like I am reading an AI powered conversation if one of them has their lewdness set to 100 on the stat meter. This is a fever dream of a conversation.

  • @samdoane9612
    @samdoane9612 11 місяців тому +17

    “I’ll be the dog” fuckin broke me 😂😂

  • @purpleeggplantemoji8659
    @purpleeggplantemoji8659 11 місяців тому +39

    I’ve had this conversation so many times where even when you go down the “turn it all into a joke he doesn’t get” and it STILL does nothing to deter them. I know this is like cringe af and a surprise or a new look into tinder for Charlie…but this is so common it’s ridiculous.

    • @CDBIII
      @CDBIII 11 місяців тому +2

      It’s because sarcasm is extremely difficult to determine over text and not that easy even in real life. As good as humans are noticing patterns/differences/outliers from an evolutionary standpoint, when it comes to language, it’s more complicated than you realize.
      Men regularly banter like this with each other. There are in fact many women they enjoy bantering like this as well, ESPECIALLY on tinder… cmon… Women getting into playful verbal abuse banter that has been commonplace in men circles is much more common in the last 15 years though.
      When you consider that important detail, and realize that there’s so many variables on top of it (some people just suck at reading others emotions) it’s very easy to see why men might not see that their way of speaking isn’t working out sometimes.
      I mean, it’s really not that hard to understand that just saying how you feel is best for everyone. She also could have just cut the conversation immediately but she didn’t because she wanted clout/laughs with strangers on the internet.
      Like someone else said; “Why don’t people help each other to be better?” The dude is an asshat for sure; she’s NO BETTER.

    • @purpleeggplantemoji8659
      @purpleeggplantemoji8659 11 місяців тому +2

      @@CDBIII why did you reply to my comment? Seriously. I don’t know if you just looked for this comment so you could write all that out or what…that is to say I disagree with almost all of it besides the last part where people should help people be better. Other than that tho, go off. Just as you say, things are not that simple. You just boiled it down to “boys will be boys” and “language and texting is hard”. I’m done here.

    • @CDBIII
      @CDBIII 11 місяців тому +1

      @@purpleeggplantemoji8659 Wtf are you on about. Your comment was wrong, I corrected you. Simple as that. Move along now I guess since you don’t understand normal communication. Jesus how pathetic.

    • @Bigdawg42310
      @Bigdawg42310 11 місяців тому

      @@CDBIIIyou have to be joking. I don’t banter with my homies by telling them I’m stroking my shit. Tho that actually does sound funny to text to the gc men don’t talk to girls the same way they do their friends, if they do they have serious issues.

    • @snowrios8084
      @snowrios8084 11 місяців тому

      @@CDBIIIAre you normally this stupid or is today special?

  • @mghegotagun
    @mghegotagun 11 місяців тому +9

    It's amazing how being a reasonable adult with empathy and understanding for a situation like attending a child's school function seems like a science to these weirdos.
    "I have a parent teacher conference for my daughter"
    "Oh, sorry. Wouldn't want to put this date above your duties as a parent. Let me know if there is a better time"
    Simple.

  • @Gracie_19200
    @Gracie_19200 11 місяців тому +18

    Why do some guys do that? They’ll throw out some weird sexual stuff just to see what they can get away with and what the women will respond and most of the time as soon as they ask for cuddling or say anything about being naked or horny or anything the girl IMMEDIATELY wants the convo to stop. It just creeps you out so bad.

  • @owlrust5965
    @owlrust5965 11 місяців тому +8

    This is a conversation out of Oblivion.

  • @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet
    @iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet 11 місяців тому +36

    That gal is a fantastic troll, she did great considering what she was up against lol

  • @BoxKingKevin
    @BoxKingKevin 11 місяців тому +5

    The fact that he's slapping his samon to getting rejected and being told he's a creep is insanely disgusting.

  • @coherentramblings7326
    @coherentramblings7326 11 місяців тому +137

    “Not gonna get me soft”
    “Nice try”
    So he fully acknowledges that she’s actively trying to make him stop saying sexual shit to her but still doesn’t let up. That makes this whole thing so much worse.

  • @bxile730
    @bxile730 11 місяців тому +51

    I lost it when charlie said “WHAT IS HAPPENING?! SOMEONE SAVE CHRIS FROM HIMSELF!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theblackcatgirl7013
      @theblackcatgirl7013 8 місяців тому +2

      It came up the minute I read your comment lmfaooo 9:27

  • @karma_kar9623
    @karma_kar9623 11 місяців тому +84

    10:53 bro literally said "Nuh uh" and continued beating his meat. I'm crying laughing rn 😭😭😭

    • @karma_kar9623
      @karma_kar9623 Місяць тому

      Why tf is this one my favorite videos still?! Nothing makes sense 😭😭

  • @TayTownRahRah
    @TayTownRahRah 11 місяців тому +1

    Sounds like a A.I. conversation that has been programmed yet

  • @dhoyda
    @dhoyda 11 місяців тому +28

    4:10 Charlie was way too familiar with that post workout stretch routine for him to have never done it before.

  • @samiasouen
    @samiasouen 11 місяців тому +41

    usually most of these chats feel fake to me but this one is so random and insane no one could make this up

    • @TravisWayne254
      @TravisWayne254 11 місяців тому +9

      Yeah post workout naked stretching is somethin that is to outlandish for most ppl to think of 😂

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +2

      Why are you alone in your pic? Where's your man?

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +1

      We can raise the kids to be devout Catholics and send them to Exeter when the time comes while we cuddle by the fireplace in our cozy cape cod. Think about it, Samia.

    • @PeppermintNightmare
      @PeppermintNightmare 11 місяців тому +8

      @@RobbieStacks90 It's a shame Charlie doesn't read the comments, because we have classic cringe happening right here.

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper 11 місяців тому

      @@RobbieStacks90 you're a freak

  • @johnkazen5407
    @johnkazen5407 11 місяців тому +575

    I am loving Charlie’s brave descent into the incel, self proclaimed “nice guys,” community by unapologetically bashing their Tinder fumbles, peak content

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula not wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +27

      He's clearly not an incel. Just some jock with the IQ of a peanut
      An "incel" or "nice guy" would have texted her, "Ah, yes. I understand, m'lady. Let me know if you and your daughter need any advice before the parent-teacher conference. If it would help alleviate your fears, I wouldn't mind role playing as the teacher in front of you and your daughter so that the real experience isn't all that intimidating."

    • @xin215
      @xin215 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@RobbieStacks90They love to throw around that word to everyone except the actual incels because Charlie is great pals with and probably frequents the streams of those Twitch thot booby streamers with the army of incel paypigs (the literal actual incels) which is probably why he defends them so often and refuses to condemn their cringe fanbases. He'll never call out those incels because Twitch is a big cult of personality and he would basically be criticizing the bottom line of one of his commanders which is a big no no, but some guy who said a bunch of stupid shit in leaked text messages? Yes that's the incel!

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@xin215 can you name any specific streamers?

    • @KingDJ524
      @KingDJ524 11 місяців тому +9

      She was the one that matched with him and after him acting weird wanted to go out for drinks. That is on her

  • @twilyte9557
    @twilyte9557 9 місяців тому +5

    This makes dating look so easy as a normal person

  • @brandon2076
    @brandon2076 11 місяців тому +47

    Seeing people speak like this really makes me feel better about myself, definitely not missing out by not being on these dumpster fire apps.

  • @arthur_hiyo9382
    @arthur_hiyo9382 11 місяців тому +126

    people like this guy makes me feel better about myself knowing there's people like this

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula wrong:
      (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 11 місяців тому

      Charlie inspires me, my parents said if I get 30k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording,, begging u guys.. literally begging

    • @N0M4DY
      @N0M4DY 11 місяців тому +11

      I used to think I was a loser but holy shit seeing this made have a bit more confidence in myself

    • @AchillesFeel
      @AchillesFeel 11 місяців тому +5

      Yeah dude we ain’t so bad 😂

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 11 місяців тому

      ​@@N0M4DYno matter how dumb you are to be, someone will always be dumber or weirder. My main flaw is that im a very sarcastic/satirical/trolly person but like.... as unfunny as I may be, my chances of getting bitches are still infinitely better than this guy's lmao.

  • @jennys209
    @jennys209 11 місяців тому +15

    Having the first sentence you ever say to another person be "I better be your top priority" is wild

    • @niaboctruk138
      @niaboctruk138 11 місяців тому +7

      Like who would actually say that?!

  • @APEXYOTA
    @APEXYOTA 4 місяці тому +2

    I don’t wanna meet either one of these people

  • @leeshapon
    @leeshapon 11 місяців тому +43

    9:27 im gonna puke bruh💀 someone lock this man up

  • @Rainiure
    @Rainiure 11 місяців тому +20

    This text exchange is super common and probably happens 100s of times per day to be honest

  • @DocDocGoose15
    @DocDocGoose15 11 місяців тому +296

    Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, but born just in time to see Charlie become obsessed with cringy text romance.

    • @lolwhat9297
      @lolwhat9297 11 місяців тому +8

      I mean I fuck with what y'all saying, but I get mad knowing we won't get to explore space.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 місяців тому +1

      If I could do it over, I would have been born a Roman in Jesus's time. The Romans got any baddie they wanted in those days.

    • @thisisforvids
      @thisisforvids 11 місяців тому

      @@lolwhat9297 ohhhhh don't worry. No one will. The Earth will drown in pollution first

    • @AM-bm9rs
      @AM-bm9rs 11 місяців тому

      we are in the perfect time to explore the world, u can literally pay to travel halfway across the world in half a day, impossible in the past

    • @AM-bm9rs
      @AM-bm9rs 11 місяців тому

      bro cant lie ur comments make me think ur an incel@@RobbieStacks90

  • @notxog
    @notxog 3 місяці тому +3

    This is the funniest video of Charlie's I've seen 😭😭😭 THE NAKED STRETCHING PART

  • @aJAGGZproduction
    @aJAGGZproduction 11 місяців тому +375

    Charlies ability to bear cringe to this extent is something to truly marvel at. I find it so hard to sit through these lol

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 11 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula wrong:
      (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 11 місяців тому

      I’m better than Charlie

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 11 місяців тому

      Charlie inspires me, my parents said if I get 30k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording,, begging u guys.. literally begging

    • @GamingCore2854
      @GamingCore2854 11 місяців тому

      Yeah Charlie has a cringe inhibitor like all his clones

    • @jpeggingaround
      @jpeggingaround 11 місяців тому

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL please stop saying the same thing you disgrace of a human

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 11 місяців тому +24

    7:33 it hurts being called out like this.she says my height and it still hurts like a dagger being considered short 😢

    • @PetrNoMercy
      @PetrNoMercy 11 місяців тому +2

      If you’re 5’8 or taller you’re not short 5’5 and below is showing in most normal people’s eyes

  • @raulperez9258
    @raulperez9258 11 місяців тому +24

    if only charlie knew that chris was a result of a cutting edge experiment that allows dogs to speak the human language and even text through their mind... it's still in the very early stages

    • @bonnerin0
      @bonnerin0 11 місяців тому +10

      Don't do dogs like that

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 11 місяців тому

      @@bonnerin0 Dogs are depraved asf

    • @sboss774
      @sboss774 11 місяців тому

      Ducks are horny rapists why couldnt u use them in ur joke dogs r nice

  • @Minty_cats_from_frostlands
    @Minty_cats_from_frostlands 2 місяці тому +2

    I got creeps a lot like this on friend meeting apps. its so awkward and bleh when they constantly flirt and say how they in the mood of sussys despite me saying im not interested. i got flashed so many times of d pics and it just sorta ruined my day :/ glad the girlo didn't meet him in the story

    • @wintutorials2282
      @wintutorials2282 2 місяці тому

      You in a sussy mood ?🤪🤪

    • @Minty_cats_from_frostlands
      @Minty_cats_from_frostlands 2 місяці тому

      not atm

    • @wintutorials2282
      @wintutorials2282 2 місяці тому

      @@Minty_cats_from_frostlands oh ok

    • @mkg1097
      @mkg1097 Місяць тому

      If theyre on a friend meeting app then the chances are that they dont have many friends irl, and having both male and female friends is important to not getting overly attached to somebody. I personally would drop the app since mostly creeps use then i assume

    • @Minty_cats_from_frostlands
      @Minty_cats_from_frostlands Місяць тому

      probably sadly, im slowly just getting to the point where im giving up looking for friends unless in person