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  • @irExron
    @irExron 6 місяців тому +12368

    You can always tell someone's creepy when they immediately started talking to someone like they were in a 3 year BDSM relationship

    • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
      @omnipresentsnowflake4698 6 місяців тому +824

      literally, like the good girl stuff would be fine if you've been in the relationship and know that's what they like n'stuff but to someone you barely know is extremely ???

    • @Zoroasterisk
      @Zoroasterisk 6 місяців тому +545

      It sounds like someone that's never been in a relationship that included kink regurgitating their conception of how a dom would talk, without ever bothering to do basic shit like compare interests or set boundaries. Giant red flag, that

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 6 місяців тому +122

      ​@@Zoroasterisk right, lol? Even in such a relationship that's a pretty cringe way to do it.

    • @0megaWarrior
      @0megaWarrior 6 місяців тому +170

      ​@@_Lumiere_ I mean to each their own but having the BDSM talk as your first ever exchange of words is creepy and weird as shit. Lmao

    • @The_C_
      @The_C_ 6 місяців тому +36

      Why did she keep interacting? She seems to have a purpose in life elsewhere than that specific cringy chatroom

  • @squirrelbugg99
    @squirrelbugg99 6 місяців тому +7593

    This is like if you told two AIs to communicate. Just two total separate conversations happening 💀

    • @BumHoleTickler
      @BumHoleTickler 6 місяців тому +259

      "Post workout naked stretch"

    • @Zoroasterisk
      @Zoroasterisk 6 місяців тому +99

      @@BumHoleTickler you know, as you do. After that, was gonna deep fry the entire discography of Harry Belafonte, still completely nude, of course

    • @ImBoohoo
      @ImBoohoo 6 місяців тому

      even AI could have a better conversation than this shit

    • @taciokikuchi181
      @taciokikuchi181 6 місяців тому +15

      Just another casual spiral of madness

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 6 місяців тому +36

      Except one of those ai's is considerably better at English

  • @brEZ527
    @brEZ527 6 місяців тому +2184

    The fact that if he just stopped with these creepy texts a little earlier he would’ve got drinks with her is actually insane

    • @sickickick
      @sickickick 6 місяців тому +151

      fortunately that's not how most creeps work. they wave their flags around pretty early

    • @matthewvaughan8192
      @matthewvaughan8192 6 місяців тому +92

      It felt like she already knew and was setting up a punchline with that honestly. Like ''no I was just telling you I was free for drinks, but I'm choosing to go with someone else.'' That's the sort of vibe I get from her

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 3 місяці тому +36

      Thank God he kept talking. That girl was one drink away from being chained to a radiator.

    • @bobbooker1948
      @bobbooker1948 3 місяці тому +2

      Fells bad right, I’ve never even gotten a match

    • @velvetunderbite
      @velvetunderbite 2 місяці тому

      ​@@bobbooker1948???

  • @0kieD0kiee
    @0kieD0kiee 6 місяців тому +812

    I one time had a full Ass normal vanilla conversation with a guy on a dating app, literally like just talking about shared interests like dirt biking and reading, talked about our families how many siblings we have etc, it was a really nice convo and then when we were about to say goodnight for the evening, he tells me “btw I hope it’s ok that I’ve been j*cking off this whole time” and I literally threw my phone across the room ☹️ it was a NORMAL ASS CONVO

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm 5 місяців тому +87

      MF HUH 😨

    • @SpiDuD
      @SpiDuD 5 місяців тому +44

      Oh god...

    • @a.roberts4203
      @a.roberts4203 5 місяців тому +44

      He’s the most sane r34 commenter.

    • @Porcupine2009
      @Porcupine2009 5 місяців тому +9

      oh god

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions 5 місяців тому +89

      I can be non-judgemental of someone having a sexual addiction; it's a common symptom of childhood abuse, for example.
      I can't understand or sympathize with people being proud of it, making it their identity to shove in everyone's faces, as opposed to looking for help.
      We seriously need to bring back social shaming / bullying for this very reason. People NEED a conscience saying, "don't do/say that, you'll get made fun of."

  • @toxarii
    @toxarii 6 місяців тому +6478

    It's so wild to me that, even though he opened really bad, she gave him multiple chances to turn it around and offered to meet for drinks, yet he still decided to be an absolute creep

  • @Mimyakko
    @Mimyakko 6 місяців тому +2916

    If she was actually getting her hair done, i bet that her and the hair stylist were dying laughing the whole time 🤣 I'm sure they were both coming up with responses

    • @user-hd7dv7rr5x
      @user-hd7dv7rr5x 6 місяців тому +232

      Oh, absolutely. She would have been in stitches nonetheless cuz that man’s horniness could power a third world country for 35 years minimum. My god.

    • @CareerSaver541
      @CareerSaver541 5 місяців тому +30

      @@user-hd7dv7rr5xthat man is a rookie, the sigma energy he displayed is nowhere matched to my rizz👽🗿

    • @shaynn
      @shaynn 5 місяців тому +58

      @@CareerSaver541 What the actual fuck?

    • @SpiDuD
      @SpiDuD 5 місяців тому +26

      ​@@CareerSaver541your worse than him 😂

    • @jomereortega
      @jomereortega 5 місяців тому +14

      @@CareerSaver541there’s no way💀

  • @cubbleshasreturned6968
    @cubbleshasreturned6968 6 місяців тому +459

    The fact that this woman tried to meet up with him terrifies me. Also I've talked to guys EXACTLY like this before. If they say they're "stroking it" while talking to you. Run

    • @not_duckk
      @not_duckk 6 місяців тому +2

      I mean when you fake something for a very obvious publicity stunt usually theres nothing to be terrified about.

    • @user-ok7gr2lw2j
      @user-ok7gr2lw2j 5 місяців тому +64

      Whether fake or not, birb, messages like this from guys is more common than you think. I've personally experienced them and so many women in the Internet.

    • @N7thegreatspy
      @N7thegreatspy 5 місяців тому +11

      Honestly just stroking it is one thing. It’s strange but I don’t think it immediately means this guy is a fuckin creep. Telling you about it though shows all kinds of red flags. Like damn that guy has zero idea what is going on just in general.

    • @Adelaide_Cuthbert
      @Adelaide_Cuthbert 3 місяці тому +48

      ​@@N7thegreatspy Uhm. I think stroking it to a literal stranger at a random convo shows a lack of standards and respect to self and others. It definitely equals creepy and a need for therapy. I can't tell you how many times I've had guys say they get off to just my FACE. Then people wonder why I don't have Snap or Insta.

    • @nickthekid2245
      @nickthekid2245 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Adelaide_Cuthbertyea idk how people share that info with you thinking it’s a compliment.

  • @zacharypederson6816
    @zacharypederson6816 6 місяців тому +161

    Sometimes I feel like I'm socially inept, then I see these guys and I feel a bit better about myself.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, I was the typical naive undateable nerd chick who went to an all girls school and never liked bars and clubs and was always a shy dork but I'm counting my blessings rn lol

    • @Llama_charmer
      @Llama_charmer 29 днів тому +1

      Inept is one thing, this is downright disturbing

  • @Zarroxius
    @Zarroxius 6 місяців тому +4667

    I can feel her sarcasm and sardonicism through each text. Impressive

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 6 місяців тому +98

      Sardonisism is so perfect for her.

    • @rjdgaming651
      @rjdgaming651 6 місяців тому +35

      Tf sardonicism means ☠️☠️😭

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 6 місяців тому +306

      @rjdgaming651 she is mimicing him. Basically knowing he's a loser, and going with it. I haven't seen one like this in forever. Its refreshing.

    • @Jita_Neko
      @Jita_Neko 6 місяців тому +140

      ​@@rjdgaming651 Sardonicism refers to a mocking or cynical expression, tone, or attitude. It often involves using humor, irony, or scorn to convey contempt or derision.

    • @fern1550
      @fern1550 6 місяців тому +1

      REAL

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 6 місяців тому +5628

    NGL the woman's opening text is pretty smart. It gauges right away how the guy feels about her having kids, how willing he is to joke, and if he'd expect her to cancel important childcare stuff for his own interests.

    • @maddog9265
      @maddog9265 6 місяців тому +633

      underrated comment! she knew what was going on the whole time, honestly these men are hilarious to laugh at so im happy she made it a humorous situation.

    • @TheSuper-senior
      @TheSuper-senior 6 місяців тому +1

      Next time I catch you in my comment sections it’s gonna be over for you lil bro. Those cheeks are not surviving my malicious backshots

    • @alexz4752
      @alexz4752 6 місяців тому +353

      Yeah, and there's some guys acting like she made a fool of herself or got the guy she wanted or she was being awkward. They must have not left their houses in years or something because I'm autistic and I could smell the sarcasm wafting its way out of my screen. Are basic social skills really this hard to come by these days? I feel like a lot of sexism would be solved by just giving more people base critical thinking skills.

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 6 місяців тому +14

      I can tell that she spent an hour ruminating over that text before hitting send. My suggestion is that she clear her conscience before trying to date. She doesn't feel comfortable as a single mother.

    • @maddog9265
      @maddog9265 6 місяців тому +122

      @@alexz4752 im autistic too! and we're supposed to be the ones that don't understand social cues lol

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm 5 місяців тому +182

    If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had a conversation with a guy that has gone almost exactly like this, I think I’d be a millionaire LMAO 😭 For real though, the amount of men on social media & dating apps who are fully comfortable with sexually harassing women and being absolute creeps never fails to astound me.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 місяці тому +5

      I mean, even back in the day I was an unlucky nerd girl. You know the stereotype. Never dated online even back in the day and I only recently started because a friend of mine, whos a bit boy crazy suggested I do it. I've been on maybe five dates within the past year or so and luckily they're nice ppl irl, just no spark. I don't consider myself to be particularly straight anymore but this shizz makes me so glad I'm a boring nerd. The only time I've got weirded out is the time I was stood up twice by the same guy, the guy who messaged me immediately and left me voice messages saying I was really, really hot when I look like a potato, and one other dude who said I gave off "dom vibes" not 5 mins after asking me if I preferred Park or restaurant for a first date.

    • @Bluelinechevy82
      @Bluelinechevy82 3 місяці тому +4

      Before I met my now wife, I was on dating sites, like plenty of fish, eharmony, and others. I can tell you that some of the women on there were just as creepy as the men.

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Bluelinechevy82 Okay?… I never said that women can’t be creepy? 🤨

    • @Monsolido
      @Monsolido 2 місяці тому +1

      I find Charly a bit naive here, calling this conversation top tier. Ever since chatrooms existed some 30 years ago, people took to their keyboard to write the most offensive stuff that they would never dare say face to face to anyone. Sending sexual messages to a girl in the crudest way possible has always been very common, to be honest the guys who didn't do that were few and far apart. Chris here isn't expecting a date or anything, he just wants to talk about his dong. While I'm sure there are actual perverts who do this, I don't think it's necessarily the case. It seems to me like a lot of people can indulge in this kind of behavior given the anonymity (real or perceived).

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins Місяць тому +1

      I don’t want to be mean but if that’s a common occurrence why use dating apps? The dudes who aren’t like that typically aren’t on there. Dating apps don’t typically attract guys who aren’t like this

  • @theblackcatgirl7013
    @theblackcatgirl7013 3 місяці тому +32

    I don't think she meant to be playful during that first response. I think she meant it to be like a sublte "my daughter is my top priority" while also mentioning she is in fact busy.

    • @wezzbeet2923
      @wezzbeet2923 Місяць тому

      Yes I know what you mean flower

  • @christianl.2428
    @christianl.2428 6 місяців тому +6786

    Charles is like Mario but instead of collecting stars, he collects diabolically hard to read texts

  • @brendans9636
    @brendans9636 6 місяців тому +3526

    The funniest part about this to me is how he's got this creepy "dom" thing going on where he says "good girl" but he uses it exclusively to reinforce her giving him basic attention. Like when he says "good girl" to her replying "okay" or saying her having a kid is ok cause she's currently talking to him. He's so pathetic and desperate for attention, but he acts like this he's this "alpha male daddy" it's just so funny

    • @vivienm2037
      @vivienm2037 6 місяців тому +145

      If anyone would say 'good girl' to me, probably I would be crying. Of laughter. There is no way human beings think this is some hit s_it.

    • @jezuschryzt
      @jezuschryzt 6 місяців тому +94

      "you're doing well giving me attention right now"

    • @bored_potato
      @bored_potato 6 місяців тому +78

      The way he acts kinda makes me wonder if he's trying to implement the "wisdom" he got from watching alpha sigma whatever videos about how to talk to women... and succeeding in a sense that said "wisdom" was doomed to fail from the beginning.

    • @androow1983
      @androow1983 6 місяців тому +50

      @@vivienm2037 lots of women do find that attractive, just like lots of men find "good boy" attractive.

    • @Sir_TophamHatt
      @Sir_TophamHatt 6 місяців тому +16

      Major delusions of grandeur going on

  • @sofia7374
    @sofia7374 6 місяців тому +111

    I deleted every dating app because creeps and messages like this are frequent. This woman kept this communication going way too long lol

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 3 місяці тому +12

      She did it as a service to us, the viewers. And for that, we thank her.

    • @namespaced4437
      @namespaced4437 3 місяці тому +18

      ngl she was probably bored so she just continued the conversation.

    • @jojojojo-lk8cs
      @jojojojo-lk8cs 3 місяці тому +14

      she did it for our entertainment

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 2 місяці тому

      Imagine thinking that women have it worse than men on dating apps.
      The delusion.
      You wouldn't survive one day as a guy buttercup.

    • @SpecialOrder935
      @SpecialOrder935 10 днів тому

      I don’t blame you 😂

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 5 місяців тому +239

    I love this girl’s dry sense of humor. She’s like the Debbie Downer of dating apps and I’m here for it 😂

    • @alexamg6675
      @alexamg6675 2 місяці тому

      Put a shirt on dude you seem like you stroke it while having normal conversation

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 Місяць тому +2

      I got my period on the Auschwitz tour and all I had in my purse was a used KFC napkin.

    • @wezzbeet2923
      @wezzbeet2923 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@somethingelse4424😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment iv ever seen 😂😂😂

    • @GV5
      @GV5 Місяць тому

      @@somethingelse4424this stresses me out

  • @kylewilcox5935
    @kylewilcox5935 6 місяців тому +11168

    Charlie is getting deeper into the cringe texts than these guys are getting into insanity and delusion

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 6 місяців тому +14

      Prove that this formula is wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 6 місяців тому +3

      I’m better than Charlie

    • @kylewilcox5935
      @kylewilcox5935 6 місяців тому

      ​@@InstagramUser420 no. I don't think I will.

    • @kylewilcox5935
      @kylewilcox5935 6 місяців тому +30

      ​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALwhat does this even mean

    • @connorwasnttaken
      @connorwasnttaken 6 місяців тому +4

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL how

  • @laeliuss7495
    @laeliuss7495 6 місяців тому +2310

    This woman actually seems nice and fun. She handled that like a champion, just made of fun without flat out stating how much of an ass he js.

    • @KibatsuMusic
      @KibatsuMusic 6 місяців тому +29

      not really, she was a huge part of the problem. she should have cut the conversation as soon as he said the first deranged shit. why is she catering to his conversation even after he said he was stroking his shit to it?
      this is why guys get led on and confused, it just doesn't make sense.

    • @gz5405
      @gz5405 6 місяців тому +254

      @@KibatsuMusicgosh won’t someone think of the poor guy 😢

    • @CDBIII
      @CDBIII 6 місяців тому +1

      @@gz5405There are a huge amount of women that like that kind of talk, especially on Tinder. So ya, her responses could absolutely be read as playful banter.
      Aside from that, you know most of these stories that Charlie reads are totally fabricated right? I’m not saying they cannot happen; but that we are currently living in an age of lies thanks to clout, the most addictive drug known to mankind.

    • @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz
      @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz 6 місяців тому +32

      She kept going to laugh at him for how miserable he shows himself as. How could that be wrong?

    • @barleyteaa
      @barleyteaa 6 місяців тому +158

      @@KibatsuMusic It's not the responsibility of girls to tell every unstable creep that their behaviour is insanely inappropriate. Calling a stranger a "good girl" is beyond being a little out of line.

  • @LinoLizard
    @LinoLizard 3 місяці тому +13

    "I'll be the dog"
    Dude wants to be Denji from Chainsaw man so bad

    • @wezzbeet2923
      @wezzbeet2923 Місяць тому

      A man was nearly his dad till the dog barked

  • @nickmoomey3513
    @nickmoomey3513 3 місяці тому +21

    Nah bro how is 5’10 “short” that’s kinda wild

    • @kanalbenenner7830
      @kanalbenenner7830 Місяць тому +2

      he probably put an ureal height of over 6 in his profile so she intentionally excluded him with that,she probably didnt mean it, dont worry ^^

  • @rossvegas1346
    @rossvegas1346 6 місяців тому +2122

    It’s kinda of sweet that Charlie thinks this is the worst of the worst of messages women get on tinder.

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 6 місяців тому +50

      This was hilarious.

    • @Antiformed
      @Antiformed 6 місяців тому +56

      Even like 20 years ago, I remember my mom and her friends putting Lavalife on speakerphone so they could laugh at the Personals.

    • @rotarydude9737
      @rotarydude9737 6 місяців тому +91

      Youd be surprised, not just women but gay guys as well.

    • @rossvegas1346
      @rossvegas1346 6 місяців тому +82

      @@rotarydude9737 oh I believe that lol

    • @gabblebabbles2017
      @gabblebabbles2017 6 місяців тому

      @@rotarydude9737 I wouldn't lmao. My gay best friend has 40 year old dudes asking to plow him on a daily. One even asked him to wear a diaper. Some dudes are just fukcing weird as fuck.

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov 6 місяців тому +3020

    wtf...he had an absolutely insanely rare win by the fact she even continued to speak to him after his obvious massive loser energy, then the planes of the multiverse all aligned in sync, blessing him with impossible fortune; she was up for meeting for a drink....his response? POST WORKOUT NAKED STRETCHING. Cannot be real.

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 6 місяців тому +46

      She did a great job of making her entire gender look bad. I must have lost a few brain cells reading that exchange. 🤦

    • @yourmother5810
      @yourmother5810 6 місяців тому +157

      Like how are these dudes getting dates? These mfs got absolutely zero game

    • @kmojo8396
      @kmojo8396 6 місяців тому +247

      ​@@ZenigundamI don't think either of them made their genders look bad, I just think the guys an Omegle weirdo and she wanted to keep the convo going in case he wasn't, because she doesn't get matches,
      Makes sense to me

    • @nesstora
      @nesstora 6 місяців тому +233

      @@Zenigundam did u ever had a life? Like real life with people, job and stuff yk

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 6 місяців тому +80

      @@kmojo8396 So she had a reason, albeit desperation and yet still kept things cool. He went full weirdo and you're telling me he doesn't make us look bad???

  • @naiphiiberry
    @naiphiiberry 5 місяців тому +20

    it's absolutely diabolical how you can tell that chrissy is chronically online and his match who is no longer his match actually had a life

  • @catxtonic
    @catxtonic 6 місяців тому +32

    You know it’s gonna be a good one when Charlie kicks it off with a philosophical question.

  • @shanicorn
    @shanicorn 6 місяців тому +1353

    I have continued convos like this just for pure entertainment, she knows he’s a creep. She is 100 percent sending these to her bestie laughing about it 😂

    • @not_duckk
      @not_duckk 6 місяців тому +9

      And you were "100 percent" wrong lmfao entire thing was fake it was kinda obvious.

    • @_Minos
      @_Minos 6 місяців тому +18

      @shanicorn Nah its not that type of convo. If it were she would play along occasionally giving him a compliment. This just sounds like she got it from the start with what she is dealing and just wants him to stop annoying her further.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 6 місяців тому +77

      @@not_duckklet people have fun man

    • @p_3_n_n_y
      @p_3_n_n_y 5 місяців тому +41

      @@not_duckk Bet you're fun at parties 😭

    • @CareerSaver541
      @CareerSaver541 5 місяців тому

      @@p_3_n_n_ystop making parties seem like a good thing fuck parties and people who go to them get better as a person rather than get drunk with a whole bunch of loud drunk incompetent brats

  • @evilbeast702
    @evilbeast702 6 місяців тому +1599

    i respect her humor, as well as her ability to not become a skin lamp.

    • @watchmehope6560
      @watchmehope6560 6 місяців тому +18

      She's an NPC too but yeah at least she isn't a skin lamp.

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 6 місяців тому +148

      ​@@watchmehope6560 how. Please explain it to me. I genuinely don't understand the argument.

    • @drkarats6147
      @drkarats6147 6 місяців тому

      shes a sarcastic jerk with no humiity or energy to anything she says lol, very much the "Strong independent" lonelya sf cat woman type, she obviously got no skill in choosing men seeing as shes lumped with some exes spawn hahahaha@@watchmehope6560

    • @r.s.4085
      @r.s.4085 6 місяців тому +2

      @@SylverScourge I don't know if she's an NPC, but she swiped on him, so maybe this is karma lol glad she didn't meet him though!

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 6 місяців тому +1

      @@r.s.4085 ...how are you supposed to know someone is a creepazoid by simply looking at a picture of them?
      You can't.

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash 6 місяців тому +62

    I'm a guy who knows nothing about dating, has had zero experience, but I can imagine women sadly have had to go through worse texts than this due to weirdos out there. They of course have my sympathies. People sure are strange.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions 5 місяців тому +5

      I agree, but don't worry, you'll get to experience the awfulness of humans as well, it's just different flavors of awful.

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 4 місяці тому

      Human beings can be truly truly mental and fucked up

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 місяці тому +1

      I've been pretty lucky so far. The majority of ppl I've met, which is not a lot, have been nice, but no spark. The only weird ones I've gotten is a guy that stood me up twice and was probably a scam, a guy who was way too desperate in getting me to his place to "watch a movie" and "cuddle" not to mention calling me "really, really hot" when I'm a pudgey dork, and one guy who said I gave off "dom vibes" because he asked me if I preferred a park date or a restaurant for a first date? Other than that, I'm chill with being a boring undateable nerd 😂

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 4 місяці тому +1

      That's why aliens won't invade. We're like reality TV for them.

    • @bink
      @bink 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Phoebe5448 But you do like games, anime, tea and chocolate. That's a nice mix (I like my tea iced though).
      I'm also undateable 😓

  • @pai_9739
    @pai_9739 5 місяців тому +10

    remarkable commitment. nobody wanted it more than him. you can tell he puts in the work.

  • @bananaduck14
    @bananaduck14 6 місяців тому +4097

    Im loving this new era of charlie going over the cringiest texts ever known to man, thank god for his service because I could not read this stuff on my own without dying of cringe

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 6 місяців тому +19490

    Today's Fact: The highest point in North America is Denali (formerly known as Mount McKinley) in Alaska, which stands at 20,310 feet tall.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 6 місяців тому +52

      I’m better than Charlie 🤣💀

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy 6 місяців тому +1603

      Today’s Fact: Crewmate Complex is going to get coal for Christmas he is in the naughty list!

    • @anything1456
      @anything1456 6 місяців тому +50

      i love there

    • @autisticusmaximus9562
      @autisticusmaximus9562 6 місяців тому +554

      I used a pie to pleasure myself this evening

    • @anything1456
      @anything1456 6 місяців тому +17

      live

  • @twilyte9557
    @twilyte9557 3 місяці тому +5

    This makes dating look so easy as a normal person

  • @desperatechihuahua7035
    @desperatechihuahua7035 2 дні тому +2

    I wonder what the conversation will be like if you take 2 of these type of people and put them together.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 6 місяців тому +2913

    Seeing this conversation unfold made me feel like I was on the verge of hearing Oblivion music play in the background

  • @v3ngence138
    @v3ngence138 6 місяців тому +2222

    I'm socially awkward myself, bad with conversation and stuff, but this is just next level batshit crazy 😂

    • @ZombieBacon13
      @ZombieBacon13 6 місяців тому +143

      This is completely different than being socially awkward. This guy is just a freak.

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 6 місяців тому +13

      You're probably not as bad you think you are at conversation. Women makes excuses for any and everything, so you're probably doing fine at initiating normal conversations. The problem is that they want you to talk to them like the guy in this video, which means no sophisticated vocabulary, timely innuendos, and subtly aggressive behavior (ironically enough, feminists claim to detest this type of behavior because of what it often leads to). In other words, just say what's on your mind. Don't worry about tact or propriety. We're way beyond those times. Nowadays, you get women by being expressive and disrespectful because they'll think those qualities correspond to confidence and dominance.

    • @PuffDaFluff
      @PuffDaFluff 6 місяців тому +156

      ​​@@Zenigundam Very projective to assume most women want that when it's clear from all the videos and posts online about exchanges like this that it makes them uncomfortable 😬

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX 6 місяців тому +113

      @@ZenigundamAndrew Tate follower

    • @deana6072
      @deana6072 6 місяців тому +2

      I think he is saying being socially awkward and having to use a dating app.

  • @FeewRift
    @FeewRift 3 місяці тому +3

    Can we take a moment to highlight how smart and deliberate her 1st message was?
    1. Checking how fast the guy wants to get things going
    2. Mentioning she has kids (if not in profile)
    3. Establishing her daughter is her prio nr 1
    4. Buying time (no date tomorrow) to get to know each other first

  • @mghegotagun
    @mghegotagun 5 місяців тому +6

    It's amazing how being a reasonable adult with empathy and understanding for a situation like attending a child's school function seems like a science to these weirdos.
    "I have a parent teacher conference for my daughter"
    "Oh, sorry. Wouldn't want to put this date above your duties as a parent. Let me know if there is a better time"
    Simple.

  • @static8181
    @static8181 6 місяців тому +1036

    The way this dude makes people who have a basic level of respect look like people pleasers is certainly a talent

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 6 місяців тому +2

      Its s skit, charlie and everyone is fooled easily. like only fans 100k weirdo dude with the face tat, you all got scammed. Charlie is losing his radar calibration

    • @jexotic1470
      @jexotic1470 6 місяців тому +44

      "you all got scammed" we read it, chuckled, then forgot about it immediately after. We didn't lose anything from it and no one profited from it, not a scam lmao

    • @Bram69karo
      @Bram69karo 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@jexotic1470 fr it's hilarious and tbh I will forget abt it in just a second

    • @ArosOstright
      @ArosOstright 6 місяців тому +1

      It's a bot, Chris is a bot, seen it on a Bumble

    • @harrisonissac8810
      @harrisonissac8810 3 місяці тому +1

      @@hoopslaa5235you know he gets these from Reddit right?😂

  • @TheRealBelovianna
    @TheRealBelovianna 4 місяці тому +9

    9:53 Hehe, that rhymed XD

  • @jessneedsacoffee9137
    @jessneedsacoffee9137 6 місяців тому +13

    I had a bad start to my day but this made me laugh so hard I choked on my coffee. Thank you

  • @sirminimuffin4196
    @sirminimuffin4196 6 місяців тому +715

    Genuinely one of the most head scratching convos I’ve ever read, dudes being really weird yet she continues to engage in conversation yet showing no interest or real engagement in the conversation, like what were they both even going for anymore

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 6 місяців тому +168

      She was trolling him for entertainment.

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 6 місяців тому +59

      @sirminimuffin4196 read back her texts in a sarcastic way and you'll get why she's doing that, it's funny af

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 6 місяців тому +12

      @@sydious_s_snakeit’s hilarious

    • @sirminimuffin4196
      @sirminimuffin4196 6 місяців тому +1

      @@lelduck6388 I guess but idk how she wasn't just creeped out and left

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 6 місяців тому +38

      @@sirminimuffin4196She’s probably just that kind of person or she’s just that desensitized because of how often it happens.

  • @Angel-kl1ml
    @Angel-kl1ml 6 місяців тому +1013

    Its almost cute to see him so aghast and baffled by basically 70% of the DM conversations i had back in my dating days.

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 6 місяців тому +61

      Ikr?? It just shows me how wonderful Charlie is as a man and I'm so happy that his relationship has been going strong (edit: turns out they broke up 😞)

    • @christophervalencia5919
      @christophervalencia5919 6 місяців тому +24

      Right?!? Lmao. It's like "Weve been telling you this the whole time!"

    • @MySkybreaker
      @MySkybreaker 6 місяців тому +41

      ​@@judesliggooI hate to break it to you but charlie and his girlfriend broke up a few months ago LMAO

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha 6 місяців тому +40

      is this really how other guys are? I don't even know what to say, but it explains why women I've talked to have been so skeptical and guarded initially. jesus christ

    • @FrenkieWest32
      @FrenkieWest32 6 місяців тому +10

      @@moonasha yep all of them except for you; you're the good one.

  • @Staunchy123
    @Staunchy123 5 місяців тому +2

    “Good girl” is a crazy statement. She’s not a dog bro

  • @salshoban-dallmayr1774
    @salshoban-dallmayr1774 5 місяців тому +4

    mr. peng, your channel/livestream is like an IRL socratic seminar on current events. i love it.

  • @thisisntdana5222
    @thisisntdana5222 6 місяців тому +700

    As someone who has had many cringe conversations on dating apps, I'm telling yall she knows about the red flags. It's just entertaining to see what other crap they up saying so you send it to the group chat.

    • @eskaban_edits
      @eskaban_edits 6 місяців тому +92

      he wasnt even aware shes fucking with him, no women gonna talk long with such a guy if not for collecting screenshots for laughs

    • @sebastianaltamirano4991
      @sebastianaltamirano4991 6 місяців тому +45

      i realazed she was screwing with him after like the 3rd chat

    • @haruyanto8085
      @haruyanto8085 6 місяців тому +3

      Dont use dating apps

    • @BasicallyBasic990
      @BasicallyBasic990 6 місяців тому +2

      @@eskaban_edits why laugh at them instead of helping them or correcting them? no doing that encourages them to do this and leads to much worse stuff, i thought people were against his type of behavior.

    • @CDBIII
      @CDBIII 6 місяців тому +7

      @@BasicallyBasic990Not when it comes to women, just how it is.

  • @doodlydungeon8576
    @doodlydungeon8576 6 місяців тому +826

    seeing her call people who are 5'7" to 5'10" short killed me. I only breached 5 foot last year, and am currently 5'1/2". I think to her I'd just be a goblin creature that skitters across the floor and eats m&ms

    • @Ova-bv4os
      @Ova-bv4os 6 місяців тому +67

      eat your meat and pray my friend. i knew a girl who was 5foot til like 16 or 17 then shot up 7 inches over a few months and made it to 5 foot 8 before she was 20. I've no clue of your age but for a small number of people there is hope haha

    • @someguy.1646
      @someguy.1646 6 місяців тому +28

      I feel like that on a regular and I'm 5' 4"

    • @instantrameng0d36
      @instantrameng0d36 6 місяців тому +52

      it's okay im 5'0 too and 18. Our amount of testosterone and will power is enough.

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 6 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula not wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @chronic_payne5669
      @chronic_payne5669 6 місяців тому +71

      Average height in the US is 5’4 for females and 5’9 for males
      So 5’10 is definitely not short

  • @whalesharks
    @whalesharks 3 місяці тому +1

    as soon as he broke out the good girl line i IMMEDIATELY knew he was one of those bdsm dudes who isnt actually into bdsm (doesnt follow safe sane and consensual or have an idea of how to approach it). $20 says hes banned from his local scene/kink parties

  • @noobgamersland8189
    @noobgamersland8189 2 місяці тому +1

    Chaflie literally found the most logical comparison to it being cleverbot... That shit was weird as hell

  • @kylinae
    @kylinae 6 місяців тому +238

    I think this is the type of guy who really NEEDS the AI girlfriend thing. He just disregards everything this woman is saying to him and projects the 'sexy conversation' that HE wants onto her.

    • @canadianrage5224
      @canadianrage5224 6 місяців тому +8

      Over analyzing this way too much. This guy probably wasn’t even taking this conversation seriously. Neither of them were

    • @luck2626
      @luck2626 6 місяців тому +25

      @@canadianrage5224 Hard to say really, she was willing to meet up for a drink with him which suggests she wanted to go on a date and give him a chance. Whether the guy was being serious or not is up to interpretation though, and i'm going to go with that he was being for real.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 6 місяців тому +3

      @@canadianrage5224why would being so weirdly sexual with someone you don’t know be a go to way to have light conversation like I don’t know if it’s just a joke he’s got a weird sense of humor lol

    • @epiccoolawesomegoblinguyre6520
      @epiccoolawesomegoblinguyre6520 6 місяців тому +10

      Suggesting someone talk to an ai girlfriend may be one of the biggest insults I’ve ever seen

    • @JackSlasher2004
      @JackSlasher2004 6 місяців тому +2

      Better than real women

  • @Nates_anime_artwork_yt76
    @Nates_anime_artwork_yt76 6 місяців тому +2189

    This was the biggest mindfuck of a conversation that i've ever seen😂😂.
    A complete fever dream what the heck is going on🤣😭

    • @mypenisissmallbut8276
      @mypenisissmallbut8276 6 місяців тому

      Well at least he managed to f something... Just not a woman 😂

    • @WatchFelineSpine
      @WatchFelineSpine 6 місяців тому +4

      I love you channel!! 🍓🐇

    • @WatchFelineSpine
      @WatchFelineSpine 6 місяців тому +3

      ddlc

    • @viponly5372
      @viponly5372 6 місяців тому +5

      I read your comment then watched the video… what da fuck sums it up 🤣

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 6 місяців тому +17

      What I don't understand is why the hell is she even still talking to him. Makes no sense.

  • @hugegarrett2577
    @hugegarrett2577 6 місяців тому +12

    Charlie
    Normally I watch videos like this all the way through. But as soon I saw “such a good girl you are” I had to turn the video off. I apologize for this inconvenience, but my heart is not capable of seeing whatever it is that’s about to ensue.
    Have a good weekend,
    Garrett.

    • @therealjibrano
      @therealjibrano 3 місяці тому +2

      Garrett
      Normally I do not format my comments in any respectfully organized manner. But as soon as I saw your comment, I had to reply. I do not apologize for this inconvenience, and my heart is strong enough to have seen what ensued.
      Have a good weekend,
      Jibran.

  • @Ceratisa
    @Ceratisa 6 місяців тому

    Deleted messages is my first thought on how disconnected this is.
    BRO HE WON'T STOP...

  • @melissalancaster6654
    @melissalancaster6654 6 місяців тому +832

    As a woman who has had many unwelcomed similar situations, you'd be surprised just how common this type of behavior is.

    • @byattwurns1553
      @byattwurns1553 6 місяців тому +60

      Not surprised, Ive been on grindr.

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 6 місяців тому +28

      These are the guys you're matching with on dating sites and apps. Next time, try reading his profile first before liking it so that you know to expect these kinds of messages. Your father would not approve of your dating a vapid philanderer. There's no need to spite him; all he wants is for you to date a worthy gentleman with prospects.

    • @bmwmd110
      @bmwmd110 6 місяців тому +20

      Yea but you'll prob still do a one nighter with a guy like this. Hes prob catching girls bc of his looks and hammer. I was like this in college, I would try to pull by using the worst most obnoxious game I could come up with. What I found out is girls like to get laid too, they were jsut as shallow as i was.

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 6 місяців тому +10

      @@bmwmd110 just*, but thank you for your contribution. You proved something that I've been saying for years, but the feminists refuse to hear it.

    • @easternkite4988
      @easternkite4988 6 місяців тому +2

      @@ZenigundamYou sound so out of touch brother. You think every girl just slides on dating sites with no care in the world? I imagine a few do but girls are literally taught to be precautious with the men they like. Also the guy in the video literally has no social awareness and lacks basic understanding and communication skills. Nowhere near a worthy gentleman as you put it. Seek help man.

  • @rin0422
    @rin0422 6 місяців тому +2203

    This text conversation actually convinced me that all is possible from cringe and horniness.

    • @RAGEAlanBun
      @RAGEAlanBun 6 місяців тому +17

      If we can plumb the depths of despair with cringe and horniness, can we use these powers for good?

    • @luxeternel
      @luxeternel 6 місяців тому +1

      You're just realizing this?

    • @luxeternel
      @luxeternel 6 місяців тому +3

      @@RAGEAlanBun There are some things that are too corrupt for that... alas this is one of them...

    • @kalishiva18
      @kalishiva18 6 місяців тому +2

      Reminds me of bdsm

    • @old4104
      @old4104 6 місяців тому +3

      I ate pie and left no crumbs
      Hows my bot preformance? I wanna be a bot in the future

  • @DualDier
    @DualDier 6 місяців тому +5

    It is always so fascinating to me that people text like this and go "Yep, this is totally normal behavior."

  • @justjay3750
    @justjay3750 6 місяців тому +2

    blows my mind she didnt stop responding a long time ago

  • @thatextrovertartist5474
    @thatextrovertartist5474 6 місяців тому +624

    I think ive cracked the case of Chris' horniness: he loves being shamed and judged and can feel her judgement from her messages and he purposely kept digging holes and embarrassing himself because THATS what gets him going. It all makes sense now

    • @TheToaster1155
      @TheToaster1155 6 місяців тому +68

      I feel like that's genuinely the only thing it could of been 😂 Any other explanation just doesn't work. Dude just likes getting freaky 😬

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 6 місяців тому +53

      Chris must be a huge masochist ong

    • @sorlakvader155
      @sorlakvader155 6 місяців тому +12

      That... actually makes a lot of sense

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@manuelsputnikI genuinely don't understand how anyone could get any enjoyment out if that.

    • @anboard
      @anboard 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Firebolt7317its wierd but some dudes have a whole obsession with just being embarrassed in the worst ways possible. Theres even this "paypig" rabbit hole on youtube (some of the saddest shit i've ever seen)

  • @squarestar326
    @squarestar326 6 місяців тому +224

    The "save chris from himself" had me laughting to the tears!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bradydavis5791
      @bradydavis5791 4 місяці тому +3

      For me it was, "Chris... Are you okay?"

  • @danielrey4780
    @danielrey4780 3 місяці тому

    I come to this video from time to time. this is like a GTA V Strangers and Freaks mission, where you find someone wild and crazy but you decide to go along with it

  • @whyeventry6424
    @whyeventry6424 5 місяців тому +1

    That was indeed a conversation of all time

  • @yonkers7525
    @yonkers7525 6 місяців тому +223

    charlie not understanding how depraved and weird dating is for people in their 20s is so innocent

    • @Aaron-kj8dv
      @Aaron-kj8dv 6 місяців тому +13

      I actually saw a video on this a few years ago and it's because both genders have taken on stalking behavior which used to be seen as creepy but is now normal because everything is online.
      A clear example from this is 20 years ago if a guy was saying these things to a girl he could look at her and see her horrified reaction and most guys would pivot or cut the conversation and learn to never do it again. This guy isn't reading how disinterested this girl is because she keeps replying to him so he thinks he's doing well.
      An example for women is when they film themselves complaining about men. If they were ranting and raving in a group they would look at their friends and see their shocked faces at how psychotic they sound and then readjust or tone it down. Now if there's no one in the room that behavior is reinforced in the comment section by equally terrible women.

    • @watsonwrote
      @watsonwrote 6 місяців тому +1

      Is this why almost nobody I know is married lol

    • @kalin9ne651
      @kalin9ne651 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Aaron-kj8dvSexual Harassment and Over the top feminism didnt start with the internet lol, just made it amplified

    • @phullmoon8620
      @phullmoon8620 6 місяців тому +1

      Some men dont have the stomach to send even one risky text, i applaud this very horny man. But yea, this was rough lol

    • @FunSkipping
      @FunSkipping 6 місяців тому

      @@watsonwrote It's because when people go around live asking women if they cheat on men they almost always say yes.
      Makes trusting a woman impossible. And getting married requires intimate knowledge that they are a specific way and won't be unfaithful. If you get married and she sleeps around once, that isn't marriage. it's a partnership which doesn't involve God or any moral standard.

  • @justaregularguy6714
    @justaregularguy6714 6 місяців тому +368

    Everyday I may feel like I’m shitty at flirting but at least I’m not one of these guys

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 6 місяців тому

      I’m better than Charlie 🤣💀

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 6 місяців тому

      Prove that this formula is wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0
      @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0 6 місяців тому

      @@InstagramUser420no

    • @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0
      @Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0 6 місяців тому +5

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIALno

    • @rift7573
      @rift7573 6 місяців тому +7

      @@InstagramUser420 You need to write the right side better my guy, I'm assuming the equation is (x-2)(y-2) = (xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2)
      (x-2)(y-2) == xy - 2x - 2y + 4
      (xy) - (2y) - 2(x-2) == xy - 2y - 2x + 4
      xy - 2x - 2y + 4 == xy - 2x - 2y + 4
      how is it wrong am i dumb both sides are the same thing

  • @doubleaa6150
    @doubleaa6150 6 місяців тому +4

    Charlie I absolutely love these videos keep these bangers coming 🔥🔥🔥

  • @deviousedits4737
    @deviousedits4737 3 місяці тому +1

    When he said you're not going to get me soft I about lost it completely and then he proceeded to say nice try that dude needs to be inspected by some sort of government

  • @johnkazen5407
    @johnkazen5407 6 місяців тому +807

    Charlie’s habitual use of the word “cattywampus” will never fail to get a chuckle out of me

    • @InstagramUser420
      @InstagramUser420 6 місяців тому +1

      Prove that this formula is wrong:
      (x-2)(y-2)=x*y-y*2-(x-2)*2

    • @Proudbums
      @Proudbums 6 місяців тому

      @@InstagramUser420 nuh uh

    • @denzelbeni-hobbs5652
      @denzelbeni-hobbs5652 6 місяців тому

      ​@@InstagramUser42017

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 6 місяців тому

      I’m better than Charlie

    • @kylemullet1
      @kylemullet1 6 місяців тому +42

      ​@@InstagramUser420shut up bot and that isn't even factored properly

  • @AndiousWandarier
    @AndiousWandarier 6 місяців тому +57

    7:51
    "Five foot six is fine! Five foot six is a beautiful perfect height, damn it!"
    I really needed to hear this today, thank you.

  • @Imbroke69
    @Imbroke69 6 місяців тому +2

    Maybe it's because I'm watching this at 5am without a wink of sleep but the whole interaction felt like she's talking to an AI especially at that "good girl" part

  • @fatsquirrel1532
    @fatsquirrel1532 6 місяців тому +2

    this girl gave me hope for short people as i am short myself bless her ❤

  • @katierincon1412
    @katierincon1412 6 місяців тому +566

    “Choking the chicken” and “squeezing my hog” are going into my dictionary for sure. Thank you for imparting your wisdom as always, Charlie

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 6 місяців тому +84

      You’ve never heard of “choking my chicken” until today?

    • @badabingbing474
      @badabingbing474 6 місяців тому

      The audience is full of kids ​@@MrNinja543

    • @justbigstepbro9167
      @justbigstepbro9167 6 місяців тому +26

      @@MrNinja543my thoughts exactly. We are old my friend .

    • @Veldrusara
      @Veldrusara 6 місяців тому +21

      Well then... May wanna throw 'Whackin' the Kraken' in there, too.

    • @LockerHider
      @LockerHider 6 місяців тому +14

      Flogging the dolphin

  • @TheWalkingMeme360
    @TheWalkingMeme360 6 місяців тому +172

    as the conversation get's progressively worse, Charlie gets closer and closer to defenestrating himself

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 6 місяців тому +10

      Defenestration?? Bro is more eloquent than Charlie

    • @DapperDan-zx9fu
      @DapperDan-zx9fu 5 місяців тому +22

      ​@@tweenytwinkiesI'm sad I know that that means jumping out of a window

    • @islu4672
      @islu4672 5 місяців тому +6

      @@DapperDan-zx9fuanother goofy word added to my collection, thank you very much.

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 3 місяці тому

      @@DapperDan-zx9fuWhy are you sad about it?

  • @natalia_00123
    @natalia_00123 3 місяці тому +4

    That's why I'm not on dating apps anymore. It's all about sex. People who met their life partners there are in the minority.

    • @michaelscott3174
      @michaelscott3174 3 місяці тому

      Source? I can't find any articles saying that dating apps don't lead to serious relationships

  • @chebotheepattinson1330
    @chebotheepattinson1330 3 місяці тому +1

    Met a guy like this online before. Actually insane

  • @VampireMadonna
    @VampireMadonna 6 місяців тому +106

    I had a guy once ask if he could drink my period blood, Chris is small beans compared to what most women deal with. I'm honestly pleasantly surprised that he stayed weird and didn't get aggressively offensive.

    • @Porcupine2009
      @Porcupine2009 5 місяців тому +4

      WTF

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 4 місяці тому

      What the actual fuck???!!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, that's serial killer vibes.

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 4 місяці тому +1

      Human beings are weird AF some times

    • @justanothermortal1373
      @justanothermortal1373 4 місяці тому +5

      There are so many things I've been through that I would say if it hadn't been so traumatic. Honestly, men can be such creeps.

  • @jayda.b.1829
    @jayda.b.1829 6 місяців тому +347

    petition to have charlie do a 'how to talk to girls 101' live stream but he's only allowed to use the best of the worst cringe texts he's ever seen

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 6 місяців тому +6

      This exists, sort of. Once upon a time a great poet, Genghis Swan, wrote love sonnets to best Shakespeare. It may come as a surprise to you, but Genghis Swan was actually our Cr1TiKaL. Many of these writings can still be found, some in a couple videos he posted. Man that goes back to like 2014 I think. I've been here since 2012 when he was making Day Z Fun Tactics videos...lol he figured out how to swim through the ground in a zombie survival game. It was fun, but you could still be shot or attacked and not fight back.

    • @Antoniozyxx
      @Antoniozyxx 6 місяців тому

      i agree with this

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant 6 місяців тому

      Yes

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 3 місяці тому

      He should just do a serious version of that, unironically. It seems like people these days need it.

  • @Freezyloen
    @Freezyloen 6 місяців тому +2

    If our protagonist here does not yet have a criminal record, he probably should get one. No way in hell that this dude has not committed some sort of heinous act before

  • @kevinarzola4781
    @kevinarzola4781 6 місяців тому +2

    The reason the convo falls off and turns weird is because she deleted what she put to make him sound weirder

  • @yourmom-wb7yg
    @yourmom-wb7yg 6 місяців тому +212

    Please turn these text convos into a series of some sort. This is absolute gold.

  • @shamwow6291
    @shamwow6291 6 місяців тому +108

    What hurts me the most is that Charlie thinks THIS is a nightmarish amount of horny, and he hasn't even seen Grindr 😭

    • @mythplus4689
      @mythplus4689 6 місяців тому +19

      Lol this guy would be a real fucking smooth talker compared to anyone from grindr 💀

    • @austingautier2730
      @austingautier2730 6 місяців тому +12

      How do both of you know 💀💀

    • @superethangaming.
      @superethangaming. 6 місяців тому

      Bro would be horrified

    • @lito07100
      @lito07100 6 місяців тому +31

      @@austingautier2730cause we are gay ???

    • @nottarealguy3954
      @nottarealguy3954 6 місяців тому

      *dick pic*
      *location tag*
      "U coming???????"
      "?????"
      *blocks you*

  • @fellowtexan9001
    @fellowtexan9001 6 місяців тому +1

    I watch these videos every time and I regret it. When Charlie says something stayed in his mind for the wrong reasons and he tells us he will share the damage I stay as a challenge. And I lose every time

  • @isojosi
    @isojosi 6 місяців тому

    This is soooooo typical for dating app conversations!! Like every other conversation is literally like this 😭

  • @primoscarab5771
    @primoscarab5771 6 місяців тому +145

    Damn I'm socially awkward myself but this makes me feel like a social genius

  • @amorita_mami
    @amorita_mami 6 місяців тому +161

    i had an ex who exactly was like this, and i’m so glad she immediately called him out. Most people don’t act like that until in the relationship, and It feels so uncomfortable once you experience it. And whoever is in a similar situation, please leave them, it isn’t going to get better. Someone will love you, and you shouldn’t have to settle for someone like that. i know how scary it is, even the confrontation, but if they still beg you back or continue on doing those, they don’t truly care for you. (keep this in mind especially if you have low self esteem/confidence. Im in the same boat)

    • @Anthony-sin-mas
      @Anthony-sin-mas 6 місяців тому +7

      Were you refering to yourself in third person there?

    • @perlundgren7797
      @perlundgren7797 6 місяців тому +16

      @@Anthony-sin-mas "I had an ex who exactly was like this, and i’m so glad [the girl in the video] immediately called [the guy in the video] out."

    • @Anthony-sin-mas
      @Anthony-sin-mas 6 місяців тому +4

      @@perlundgren7797 oooh

    • @phishcatt
      @phishcatt 6 місяців тому +10

      Yeah same, I dated a fuckboy like this when I was younger and insecure. It was because I thought I couldn't find anyone else. What a load of bs.

  • @theclerk3163
    @theclerk3163 6 місяців тому +2

    I always click on these thinking I can take it. Then I stop halfway through because I realize I can’t

  • @jamez1153
    @jamez1153 6 місяців тому +1

    As a 5’6 man myself, i felt your pain charlie

  • @HaloHuntress
    @HaloHuntress 6 місяців тому +270

    Almost makes me wish I would've saved all the thirsty cringey messages from when I was on the dating apps. Charlie, these guys are unbelievably common. I don't know if some guys deal with it as often but, I remember it being bad. It's one reason why I almost always asked to have a call right away instead of texts because for some reason like 90% of them were absolutely terrified of a real conversation. Thankfully my current bf proved not ALL men are like this and we had pleasant conversations consistently. Talks that didn't turn into anything but laughs and good memories.

    • @iktekamasya
      @iktekamasya 6 місяців тому +38

      You’d be surprised how insane it can be in gay situations.😅 Every dude I’ve met on Tinder was super creepy to me!! 😭 I just stopped going on it.

    • @JordanZ0710
      @JordanZ0710 6 місяців тому +31

      it seems to be a male thing. im in a poly relationship and date all genders and can say its mostly a guy thing. I think there's a lot of men out there that grew up deeply insecure and not knowing how to communicate with people properly and that comes out in a lot of different ways later in life

    • @matsab7930
      @matsab7930 6 місяців тому +2

      @@JordanZ0710 I think we’d see things change if we saw a real shift in society to make it such that it’s not always men expected to make the first move. I think the initiating party has a disproportionate amount of pressure on them that definitely contributes to some of the weird behaviour we see.

    • @hexagonalmann7495
      @hexagonalmann7495 6 місяців тому

      nah, men just have to stop being disgusting creeps and thinking everyone is as horny as they are. I am literally ashamed to share a gender with those guys. Same people who start insulting women when they dont want to have sex immediately

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@matsab7930 i mean i dont think that would change things but id still like to see that shift regardless. Every time a girl i know says they're waiting for a dude to ask them out, i encourage them to make the first move.
      As a woman myself, the only thing that has stopped me from making the first move is finding out the person i was attracted to was not single.

  • @samdoane9612
    @samdoane9612 6 місяців тому +14

    “I’ll be the dog” fuckin broke me 😂😂

  • @creamage.
    @creamage. 5 місяців тому

    i’m amazed she kept responding to this creep…her responses were perfect tbh😭

  • @tuyouh
    @tuyouh 26 днів тому

    Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

  • @user-pt2mx1ch9f
    @user-pt2mx1ch9f 6 місяців тому +131

    i’ve honestly had more comprehensive and fulfilling conversations with my furby compared to whatever tf this is 😭

  • @snowfall221
    @snowfall221 6 місяців тому +32

    10:09 made me spit my drink--💀

  • @sharpshotefx
    @sharpshotefx 5 місяців тому +4

    I take solace in knowing that even if some of my past attempts at sexting weren't the smoothest, at least I was never THIS cringe inducing

  • @isaiahsams8790
    @isaiahsams8790 5 місяців тому +6

    10:03 ten sets of stroke that thang cuzzo 😂

  • @tabitha7770
    @tabitha7770 6 місяців тому +260

    i think we should call this series: Charlie Sees A Normal Interaction Between A Man And A Woman That That Man Doesnt View As A Person. i probably cant count on both my hands how many time a man im just casually talking to online will ramp up to be as horny as possible and then just admit they are touching themselves while texting me. its sexual harassment but every female friend i have who is on any social media/ dating app ends up having this happen to them. a lot of men are literally getting off to the fact that the woman theyre talking to dont like what they are doing. its disgusting but its not like this is something outlandish that only the creepiest creeps do. this is normal creep level

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha 6 місяців тому +35

      as a guy it's disgusting to me too. I've been shown some of those convos and at least a good proportion aren't doing it as a joke, they really are that thirsty, and view the woman as a receptacle rather than a human being with feelings and whatnot. I don't want to call it misogyny, but, well, it probably is

    • @steinblitz1506
      @steinblitz1506 6 місяців тому +38

      I genuinely can't imagine being that desperate, Jesus Christ. Those are the same guys that say women don't have enough self-respect nowadays

    • @ricniks4619
      @ricniks4619 6 місяців тому +9

      Should probably be titled like "Dating advice" because every time Charlie releases a video of this nature 90% of the comments are either "I am not a social person but even I am not this down bad when talking to woman" or Woman saying "I ran into people like this before but nowhere near this disconnected from reality".

    • @androow1983
      @androow1983 6 місяців тому +1

      Well, there are LOTS of women who do this too. It's generally seen as less weird for women to do it because of this dumb society. And the men who do this are in the minority. It's not a huge chunk of the male population. Can we normalize it being sexual harassment when women do this?

    • @reapershadow7
      @reapershadow7 6 місяців тому

      @@moonashawhite knight alert

  • @DocDocGoose15
    @DocDocGoose15 6 місяців тому +296

    Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, but born just in time to see Charlie become obsessed with cringy text romance.

    • @johnhaug153
      @johnhaug153 6 місяців тому +1

      We were born at the perfect time.

    • @lolwhat9297
      @lolwhat9297 6 місяців тому +7

      I mean I fuck with what y'all saying, but I get mad knowing we won't get to explore space.

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 6 місяців тому +1

      If I could do it over, I would have been born a Roman in Jesus's time. The Romans got any baddie they wanted in those days.

    • @thisisforvids
      @thisisforvids 6 місяців тому

      @@lolwhat9297 ohhhhh don't worry. No one will. The Earth will drown in pollution first

    • @AM-bm9rs
      @AM-bm9rs 6 місяців тому

      we are in the perfect time to explore the world, u can literally pay to travel halfway across the world in half a day, impossible in the past

  • @rebornregular
    @rebornregular 6 місяців тому +5

    you know charlie, watching your videos really helped me build a personality, i just need to not do anything these guys do and i should be fine

  • @TheLoneShep
    @TheLoneShep 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm 5'6" as well, glad to know I'm in good company.

  • @benparton1849
    @benparton1849 6 місяців тому +112

    I wonder if these guys, outside of these unbelievably hard to stomach interactions, function normally. Hard to believe they're functioning memebers of society, or have friends, or aren't just massive creeps irl

    • @doid4354
      @doid4354 6 місяців тому +9

      the scariest part is this could just be another average joe. he could be anyone

    • @archanasoni9666
      @archanasoni9666 6 місяців тому

      Not like there is any glory in being a functioning member of society comprising of moronic creatures who are stupid beyond words can describe called humans

    • @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz
      @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz 6 місяців тому +8

      Well if they are on dating apps it means they dont have the balls to be creepy irl, let alone creepy flirting irl

    • @here2watch08
      @here2watch08 6 місяців тому +1

      "These guys" represent a large number of men in society. For a man to be a respectful person who is great at picking up on social cues and responding correctly to them is exceedingly rare.

    • @monkeeboy830
      @monkeeboy830 6 місяців тому

      @@here2watch08 this feels like a classic example of survivorship bias, the dudes who aren't creepy have to date less to get a partner so there are less of them dating and the guys who are creeps have to date more to get a partner.

  • @coherentramblings7326
    @coherentramblings7326 6 місяців тому +134

    “Not gonna get me soft”
    “Nice try”
    So he fully acknowledges that she’s actively trying to make him stop saying sexual shit to her but still doesn’t let up. That makes this whole thing so much worse.

  • @snufkin2408
    @snufkin2408 4 місяці тому +1

    omg i have to say that the monolog you gave at the intro made me laugh so hard i almost died

  • @Ninathedoglover
    @Ninathedoglover Місяць тому

    This is actually my favorite tinder conversation I've ever seen online not kidding I worship this thing

  • @ItsMadyAgain
    @ItsMadyAgain 6 місяців тому +119

    I love watching Charlie dive into the madness that is these lunatic guys trying to 'flirt' online. Me and literally every other woman I've been friends with have swapped stories like this. I have a few too.
    One time I had a guy ask me what i do for fun, I told him I read and write, he called me boring, and then not 20 seconds later asked if I wanted to go with him to a parking lot to 'do it' in the back of his car. (His exact words) Like????????????????? No???????? Is that your angle?? The ol' "insult and insert" technique??? Talk shit and then hit??? I just deleted him from my phone. I was so done lmao.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 6 місяців тому +21

      LOL wtf. Honestly, the part where he called you BORING for liking to read and write is almost as much of a red flag 😂
      Like wtf bro, we're the one organism in all of existence (that we know of) that even has the capacity to read and write, and you think it's *_boring?!_* It's one of the least boring things of all time!

    • @brycecartwright2403
      @brycecartwright2403 6 місяців тому +21

      I’m stealing “insult and insert” that’s a banger lmao

    • @xelp435
      @xelp435 6 місяців тому +3

      Ok but insult and insert works if ur not a weirdo who doesn’t rush things

    • @Avighna
      @Avighna 6 місяців тому

      As a guy, now I'm starting to see why so many women hate men.
      (PS: I still don't think it's right to hate men)