0:15:00 stream starts. immediate panic at wrong music playing. "sorry please wait 24 hours." chat is broken. wizard shadow holding a picture of otis. searches "sad copyright free music." 0:17:05 crying at how she's being cancelled (for playing south park). chat fixes itself. 0:18:40 cancellation speech begins. 0:20:40 "everybody's saying those 17 children didn't deserve it. but nobody's saying shadow didn't deserve this!" 0:24:45 "can i get uncancelled?" chat says no. she cries like a tea kettle 0:25:30 segues into the stick of truth, crying over. ("they won't find the other children there's nothing for them to find") 0:27:00 300 years ago they didn't have any of this forensic bullshit 0:28:05 🎵chopin's funeral march 0:28:55 shadow isn't important enough to have an apology video sponsor. more crying. 0:29:45 shadow got offered a $1000 sponsorship for the hunter game that she already played unsponsored. okay next week we'll probably do that, and maybe also the fishing game on the same day. 0:31:10 went slightly over her redebut allowance (like ~150 pounds over); she had been saving up for the past year. the house money is separate from this. when she got the subathon paycheck it all went straight to the house funds. she also has another savings fund, and her monthly allowance of money she's allowed to spend, so 4 accounts. everything for redebut has been ordered already. shadow is a good girl with her money. hasn't bought any skebs for herself in months, but she ordered one skeb last night. 0:34:10 the rucaco mama skeb was october, before that was the one she bought herself for finishing ribbon cage (in june). 0:35:05 she got so much fanart it kind of cured her skeb addiction 0:35:25 bit of a cough and sniffle, but she's mostly recovered from her sickness. on a scale of dying to normal, she's like an 8/10. 0:36:05 "i just arrive, why she's living?" "why am i living? i don't know! guess i'll die!" 0:37:00 gonna try to make today's zatsu pretty short to go ahead and play the game. 0:37:25 "also am i allowed to be a wizard? i'm not a racist one, i'm just a normal one." chat explains the difference between the terms wizard and grand wizard. shadow says we should reappropriate the term grand wizard from the kkk. "being an evil racist is not cool. being a wizard is cool." 0:40:00 shadow says being edgy should be like "it's not a phase mom" and not refer to actual evil people. 0:41:05 "lately people have been telling me i have bad opinions, and i want to say i'm sorry for having an opinion. i don't mean to do that." 0:42:40 wants her streams to be a place everyone can come to regardless of their opinions on stuff. unless your opinions are mean. 0:43:50 what about the fr*nch? zooms in to let us in on a secret. "i don't actually hate the french. it's just a joke." "i don't even know why hating the french is a meme, i just do it." 0:45:50 hat isn't cooperating, so she eats it. then she eats the staff. then she eats otis. "look he bites me all the time, it's only fair." 0:46:50 "i'm not a PNG, i'm an MLC3 file. so fuck you. yeah baby." 0:47:50 "i'm not a PNG, you're a PNG. wanna see something funny?" 0:49:00 brings up the You PNG on screen. with a party hat. then she eats it. "tastes like broccoli." 0:49:55 "it's okay, you're eternal, there are many of you." brings up another You PNG. "there's 63827 of you so i'm sure i won't run out too fast." but the guys don't taste as good as the girls. emergency snack. drywall has better texture. 0:51:35 does some redeems. 0:52:30 highly logical fact, "bones are very crunchy but you don't have many bones, you're all muscle and fat and testosterone, it's kinda gamey." shadow is too shy to show us her teeth. 0:53:45 sound of crunching a skeleton 0:54:10 zooms in to crunch on us. "gauuu!" 0:54:40 "why am i so cute today? cause i missed you!!" 0:55:05 she got a lot done during the 3 days she was away. secret, she's going through a lazy arc. sometimes she's just gonna play video games. this is good for her morale. been playing civ 6 and binding of isaac a lot. usually 1-2 hours a day... but yesterday... (sad music becomes intense dubstep for some reason) 0:57:10 back to normal bgm. yesterday, shadow did nothing. ordered some christmas, made thumbnails, then played video games and talked to her family all day. though she did work on 3 asmr scripts for an hour or two. 0:58:20 she has beaten isaac twice, once on normal and once on hard. she bought the dlcs. 0:58:55 here's another secret. "i actually started making asmr videos as an excuse to write stupid stories." though she does enjoy asmr. 1:00:00 she's been working on a video from the subathon. for the asmr videos, she records the foley sound separately then edits it in later. just wait til she gets a KU100, her production value will be crazy. also, might be speaking to the guy about the house on friday. and she wants to do a trigger test video and test stream when she gets the KU100. but before all of that she has to get the house bought and renovate the garage into a room for her. her mama knows someone who can do garage conversions who lives nearby, so that's good. 1:02:10 she will literally never be going upstairs after this. step 5 is eat 7 underaged children. she also wants to get the garage soundproofed, since it's right up against the utility room. it's a double garage but the utility room used to be a part of it so it's a bit smaller than it used to be. washing machine is right next door and is very loud. 1:04:00 nobody has a car in her family, and even when they previously did they just parked in the driveway. "i can't drive, i'm a girl." baby voice. "no be mean me, i'm just a wittle shadow. don't bully me. no sexist baby, nonono." 1:05:25 need to decide whether you want to be cancelled or not? "i don't! i don't! well, maybe a little..." 1:05:35 rigging is a third done already. she got a video of her hair moving yesterday. she got her new loading screens back. hoping for january, but she'll be patient; it's possible it could be february. she has like 15 different things she needs before redebut, she has 3 already. half are not due until early january. who knows whether they'll be done in time, considering how deadlines have been in the past. 1:07:15 3 different people she's working with have moved, which has delayed them a bit. shadow mentions someone she's working with for her 3D model, then realises she messaged shadow just 20 minutes ago. hoping to debut the 3D this month, but no guarantees. it's done but needs to be converted to work in VRchat. 1:08:40 she COULD use the 3D right now in VCphase (?) or "the other one", which would just be in an empty void similar to normal streaming. but shadow's an "ambitious piece of shit" and in her head she has to do a big full VR debut. maybe 2 streams; she'll have a 3D debut chatting stream, then the next day a VRchat stream. 1:10:05 cake actually made shadow's 3D model flatter. she wants to show it (the 3D has been briefly shown on twitter before) 1:11:00 "i could take the clothes off- what, how does that work? the mouth is moving!" 1:12:00 says a lot of people don't think she's flat because her dress is soft and saggy. 1:12:25 shows the 3D model on screen. "i could show you without the dress but i don't feel like being cancelled." 1:12:55 she'll also get a school swimsuit and twintails in 3D 1:13:30 "there's some knowledge for fan... stuff. justice baby." gonna take the model's clothes off. calls a chat member a slut for asking for her ankles. wonders if she can show a little without getting bonked. "we're gonna play a game you guys" 1:15:00 shows her ribcage without the clothes. "what do you mean? there's nothing to see." "i'm so getting banned today." 1:16:00 shows it from another angle. "do you like my wall?" 1:16:35 "why would i get banned for a picture of a wall?" 1:17:35 reads donations 1:20:20 shadow showed blade runner 2049 to her forest elder. shadow was right, elder loved it, and now wants to watch other ryan gosling movies. 1:23:20 oooooh scary title oooooh 1:23:40 mentions how she was going to do something for her dec 4 anniversary, but didn't have anything planned and the movie watchalong was the day before anyway. then twitch crunches. "nooo, i got banned! twitch, it's just a wall!!" she was looking around for better internet in her area, but nope. 1:25:30 she does have fiber optic internet. then it crunches again. 1:26:55 in the meantime, there's only one thing to do. 🎵wonderwall. "just gotta wait it out." 1:30:00 male background vocals. "shut uppp!" "you're my shondo wall!" 1:30:40 this version of the song has a random man who comes in and screams. realistic father experience. 1:31:10 "did it fix the stream? did it work? yeah? nice, nice." stream immediately crunches again. "what the fuck is going on??" people bring up starlink. 1:35:05 internet is like 50 down and 30 up. talks about her ISP situation for a bit and how she doesn't have other options. 100 a month even though the rate on her website is like 30. 1:37:25 stop backseating shadow's internet. then she reads donations. 1:40:30 when they first moved here the internet was terrible despite having the same package they have now. dial-up was at the previous house. she would not have been able to stream 5 years ago. she had like 3 download. lots of issues getting the internet people to come out and help. top speed is "up to" 100 megabytes, but if you have above 30 they won't help since that's the minimum. 1:42:20 dial-up modem impression. she had dial-up until like 2012 at the old house. 1:43:10 nose powder break. "so much for brief zatsu"
1:46:25 back from break. beep. hi. hello. hi. shadow feels a little bad about losing some patience earlier (it really wasn't that bad though) 1:47:15 mentions going through a lot of IRL stresses right now. redebut and family stuff. mama might need more treatment which would put more responsibility on shadow for a few months if true. so shadow's been worrying about that. just letting us know what's going on in her head. test results in january, fingers crossed. 1:50:50 flashes the censor image on screen to make sure it works for south park. hic. 1:52:10 South Park: The Stick of Truth on screen 1:54:20 baits chat for headpats 1:55:30 intro cutscene starting 1:56:40 character creation 1:58:50 picks the black eye makeup and laughs. "okay that's me, i've been beaten. i've been corrected." 1:59:20 proper game starts. parents keep misgendering shadow 2:00:45 inside of you there are two people. one is beaten. the other is not beaten. 2:02:25 censors the screen for a pooping minigame 2:03:00 censors the screen for showering 2:03:50 discovers the punch button. "got that right hook." 2:04:20 "can i beat up my mom?" then she gets kicked out of the house and cries. "not again!" 2:05:30 "gender: male? stop it, don't do this to me." then apologises for punching a snowman 2:06:05 shadow makes a friend. 2:07:20 sees a silhouette of some yabe equipment. 2:09:35 shadow tries to date cartman's mom 2:10:05 shadow gazes at the rock of insanity 2:12:35 shadow names herself sondo. then has to pick a class. she picks Jew. "welcome to the what??" the kupa keep kingdom. 2:16:10 beat up clyde. 2:18:30 shadow uses her jew ability 2:19:40 beats clyde. 2:21:10 "cartman gives me a discord groomer aura." 2:23:40 shadow suffers while trying to complete the timing challenge 2:25:55 "this is why i didn't have any friends, huh." 2:27:20 "he has a problem with everything i do!" 2:28:30 beats the elves 2:33:30 "i'm friends with his mom!! yeeeeahh!" 2:36:50 picks up several highly sus objects, including aids 2:38:20 another censored potty 2:39:15 upgrades her face and cures her black eye 2:39:45 super triple sneeze combo 2:40:20 jew-jitsu 2:41:05 finds rats, punches rats 2:41:30 collects a chinpokomon 2:44:05 great difficulty selecting the diagonal options 2:46:35 first game over. mormons. 2:49:10 more suffering with the diagonal options 2:56:30 another censored potty. "i'm really bad at pooping" 2:58:15 shadow had a facebook for like 2 weeks 3:00:30 punches a child, calls him a fuckin nerd, and robs him 3:01:05 another censored potty. "pooping is so hard! man." 3:01:35 destroys a snowman and apologises to it 3:01:55 opens a door to a naked woman. "what do i even say?" 3:03:45 "i'm banned from school. it's just like real life." then a girl says "don't talk to me." "it's just like real life." 3:09:10 laughs as she beats the corpses of her enemies 3:09:25 🎵take me to church 🎵dorime 3:11:15 "reverse police brutality!" 3:13:00 farts repeatedly. "guys am i funny?" 3:13:55 🎵amongus 3:15:10 shoots and destroys everything in the police station. "i'm a criminal! haha! i'm a criminiminal!" 3:17:05 "i don't have any of those, so i'm okay" 3:19:25 reads the posters on the community board 2:30:45 adventuring gear, nosejobs, and abortions? "really? can i get them all?" 3:21:25 mysterious offscreen woman comments on a fart 3:22:05 "i hate women." 3:23:05 strange smoking emo children. "just like me, for real" 3:24:10 framed photos of David Hasselhoff 3:27:25 unplanned parenthood. "stay out of there if you're a fetus." 3:28:50 shadow wants to be a model for the weird guy 3:32:00 meets al gore 3:40:40 game over 3:46:55 deep voice "find the hiding children. where are the children." 3:47:40 shoots a hiding child in the face many times. unlimited blade works. 3:49:55 "am i having a female moment?" 3:50:20 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 3:50:35 "the guest house? the guest house?" 3:51:20 "i'm not a cop! i'm a jewish!" "...gonna what?" 3:51:35 summons mr. slave to assist her. "quickest censor in the west." highly cursed scene. 3:53:30 "wife beater? beat women?" 3:53:40 tries to befriend the Crazy Hobo, ends up in a prolonged fight 3:58:50 defeats the hobo 4:01:00 "yeah i tried to make my character look like me. but they misgendered me too many times, okay? now i'm just a crazy jewish person who has been in a violent brawl. it's a struggle." 4:01:40 you'll be grounded, like our coffee 4:02:30 shadow wonders if you can be a girl in the next game. chat says yes 4:02:55 highly logical fact, humans are made out of skin 4:03:40 shadow gets pepper sprayed and gatekept 4:05:10 "where can i purchase guns? am i allowed- wait why am i asking that, of course i'm allowed to buy guns." 4:06:35 "where is the gun shop? the school? ...i'm sorry that wasn't funny." 4:07:35 it's lilyhops!! 4:19:15 brrrrrah. ew no touchy. 4:20:55 is shadow a brrrat? 4:21:55 shadow is a good girl who never says swear words like frick 4:23:15 shadow would never get really really close just to say that you're a stupidhead 4:24:50 wonders what a metrosexual is 4:30:30 🎵 4:31:10 "oh i'm stupid, i'm stupid, i'm stupid, will you guys forgive me for being stupid?" 4:46:50 flashes then kisses with kenny. syphilis! 4:51:10 "noooo! i don't wanna be ginger!!" 4:53:00 "noooo! i don't wanna be ginger!!" 4:53:35 game over 4:54:10 "oh my god you killed kenny! you bastard!" 4:56:05 "oh my god you killed kenny! you bastard!" 4:59:30 realises it's late and she has to stop playing. 4:59:55 definitely gonna continue south park next week 5:00:05 next stream is handcam. she painted her nails black and has lace gloves. she'll be opening december's boxes. 5:01:10 "do not go anywhere or i will violence you. yes baby i will violence you." 5:01:50 raiding girl_dm_
Honestly I feel like watching Shondo cry for half an hour in the pre-stream is like training for parenthood (not like shoonders should be allowed near children but still)
Absolute wifey material right here! *(I am legally obliged to tell you that making the decision of saying that was in no way caused as a result of me selling my soul to the one currently by the alias of Fallenshadow.)*
0:15:00 stream starts. immediate panic at wrong music playing. "sorry please wait 24 hours." chat is broken. wizard shadow holding a picture of otis. searches "sad copyright free music."
0:17:05 crying at how she's being cancelled (for playing south park). chat fixes itself.
0:18:40 cancellation speech begins.
0:20:40 "everybody's saying those 17 children didn't deserve it. but nobody's saying shadow didn't deserve this!"
0:24:45 "can i get uncancelled?" chat says no. she cries like a tea kettle
0:25:30 segues into the stick of truth, crying over. ("they won't find the other children there's nothing for them to find")
0:27:00 300 years ago they didn't have any of this forensic bullshit
0:28:05 🎵chopin's funeral march
0:28:55 shadow isn't important enough to have an apology video sponsor. more crying.
0:29:45 shadow got offered a $1000 sponsorship for the hunter game that she already played unsponsored. okay next week we'll probably do that, and maybe also the fishing game on the same day.
0:31:10 went slightly over her redebut allowance (like ~150 pounds over); she had been saving up for the past year. the house money is separate from this. when she got the subathon paycheck it all went straight to the house funds. she also has another savings fund, and her monthly allowance of money she's allowed to spend, so 4 accounts. everything for redebut has been ordered already. shadow is a good girl with her money. hasn't bought any skebs for herself in months, but she ordered one skeb last night.
0:34:10 the rucaco mama skeb was october, before that was the one she bought herself for finishing ribbon cage (in june).
0:35:05 she got so much fanart it kind of cured her skeb addiction
0:35:25 bit of a cough and sniffle, but she's mostly recovered from her sickness. on a scale of dying to normal, she's like an 8/10.
0:36:05 "i just arrive, why she's living?" "why am i living? i don't know! guess i'll die!"
0:37:00 gonna try to make today's zatsu pretty short to go ahead and play the game.
0:37:25 "also am i allowed to be a wizard? i'm not a racist one, i'm just a normal one." chat explains the difference between the terms wizard and grand wizard. shadow says we should reappropriate the term grand wizard from the kkk. "being an evil racist is not cool. being a wizard is cool."
0:40:00 shadow says being edgy should be like "it's not a phase mom" and not refer to actual evil people.
0:41:05 "lately people have been telling me i have bad opinions, and i want to say i'm sorry for having an opinion. i don't mean to do that."
0:42:40 wants her streams to be a place everyone can come to regardless of their opinions on stuff. unless your opinions are mean.
0:43:50 what about the fr*nch? zooms in to let us in on a secret. "i don't actually hate the french. it's just a joke." "i don't even know why hating the french is a meme, i just do it."
0:45:50 hat isn't cooperating, so she eats it. then she eats the staff. then she eats otis. "look he bites me all the time, it's only fair."
0:46:50 "i'm not a PNG, i'm an MLC3 file. so fuck you. yeah baby."
0:47:50 "i'm not a PNG, you're a PNG. wanna see something funny?"
0:49:00 brings up the You PNG on screen. with a party hat. then she eats it. "tastes like broccoli."
0:49:55 "it's okay, you're eternal, there are many of you." brings up another You PNG. "there's 63827 of you so i'm sure i won't run out too fast." but the guys don't taste as good as the girls. emergency snack. drywall has better texture.
0:51:35 does some redeems.
0:52:30 highly logical fact, "bones are very crunchy but you don't have many bones, you're all muscle and fat and testosterone, it's kinda gamey." shadow is too shy to show us her teeth.
0:53:45 sound of crunching a skeleton
0:54:10 zooms in to crunch on us. "gauuu!"
0:54:40 "why am i so cute today? cause i missed you!!"
0:55:05 she got a lot done during the 3 days she was away. secret, she's going through a lazy arc. sometimes she's just gonna play video games. this is good for her morale. been playing civ 6 and binding of isaac a lot. usually 1-2 hours a day... but yesterday... (sad music becomes intense dubstep for some reason)
0:57:10 back to normal bgm. yesterday, shadow did nothing. ordered some christmas, made thumbnails, then played video games and talked to her family all day. though she did work on 3 asmr scripts for an hour or two.
0:58:20 she has beaten isaac twice, once on normal and once on hard. she bought the dlcs.
0:58:55 here's another secret. "i actually started making asmr videos as an excuse to write stupid stories." though she does enjoy asmr.
1:00:00 she's been working on a video from the subathon. for the asmr videos, she records the foley sound separately then edits it in later. just wait til she gets a KU100, her production value will be crazy. also, might be speaking to the guy about the house on friday. and she wants to do a trigger test video and test stream when she gets the KU100. but before all of that she has to get the house bought and renovate the garage into a room for her. her mama knows someone who can do garage conversions who lives nearby, so that's good.
1:02:10 she will literally never be going upstairs after this. step 5 is eat 7 underaged children. she also wants to get the garage soundproofed, since it's right up against the utility room. it's a double garage but the utility room used to be a part of it so it's a bit smaller than it used to be. washing machine is right next door and is very loud.
1:04:00 nobody has a car in her family, and even when they previously did they just parked in the driveway. "i can't drive, i'm a girl." baby voice. "no be mean me, i'm just a wittle shadow. don't bully me. no sexist baby, nonono."
1:05:25 need to decide whether you want to be cancelled or not? "i don't! i don't! well, maybe a little..."
1:05:35 rigging is a third done already. she got a video of her hair moving yesterday. she got her new loading screens back. hoping for january, but she'll be patient; it's possible it could be february. she has like 15 different things she needs before redebut, she has 3 already. half are not due until early january. who knows whether they'll be done in time, considering how deadlines have been in the past.
1:07:15 3 different people she's working with have moved, which has delayed them a bit. shadow mentions someone she's working with for her 3D model, then realises she messaged shadow just 20 minutes ago. hoping to debut the 3D this month, but no guarantees. it's done but needs to be converted to work in VRchat.
1:08:40 she COULD use the 3D right now in VCphase (?) or "the other one", which would just be in an empty void similar to normal streaming. but shadow's an "ambitious piece of shit" and in her head she has to do a big full VR debut. maybe 2 streams; she'll have a 3D debut chatting stream, then the next day a VRchat stream.
1:10:05 cake actually made shadow's 3D model flatter. she wants to show it (the 3D has been briefly shown on twitter before)
1:11:00 "i could take the clothes off- what, how does that work? the mouth is moving!"
1:12:00 says a lot of people don't think she's flat because her dress is soft and saggy.
1:12:25 shows the 3D model on screen. "i could show you without the dress but i don't feel like being cancelled."
1:12:55 she'll also get a school swimsuit and twintails in 3D
1:13:30 "there's some knowledge for fan... stuff. justice baby." gonna take the model's clothes off. calls a chat member a slut for asking for her ankles. wonders if she can show a little without getting bonked. "we're gonna play a game you guys"
1:15:00 shows her ribcage without the clothes. "what do you mean? there's nothing to see." "i'm so getting banned today."
1:16:00 shows it from another angle. "do you like my wall?"
1:16:35 "why would i get banned for a picture of a wall?"
1:17:35 reads donations
1:20:20 shadow showed blade runner 2049 to her forest elder. shadow was right, elder loved it, and now wants to watch other ryan gosling movies.
1:23:20 oooooh scary title oooooh
1:23:40 mentions how she was going to do something for her dec 4 anniversary, but didn't have anything planned and the movie watchalong was the day before anyway. then twitch crunches. "nooo, i got banned! twitch, it's just a wall!!" she was looking around for better internet in her area, but nope.
1:25:30 she does have fiber optic internet. then it crunches again.
1:26:55 in the meantime, there's only one thing to do. 🎵wonderwall. "just gotta wait it out."
1:30:00 male background vocals. "shut uppp!" "you're my shondo wall!"
1:30:40 this version of the song has a random man who comes in and screams. realistic father experience.
1:31:10 "did it fix the stream? did it work? yeah? nice, nice." stream immediately crunches again. "what the fuck is going on??" people bring up starlink.
1:35:05 internet is like 50 down and 30 up. talks about her ISP situation for a bit and how she doesn't have other options. 100 a month even though the rate on her website is like 30.
1:37:25 stop backseating shadow's internet. then she reads donations.
1:40:30 when they first moved here the internet was terrible despite having the same package they have now. dial-up was at the previous house. she would not have been able to stream 5 years ago. she had like 3 download. lots of issues getting the internet people to come out and help. top speed is "up to" 100 megabytes, but if you have above 30 they won't help since that's the minimum.
1:42:20 dial-up modem impression. she had dial-up until like 2012 at the old house.
1:43:10 nose powder break. "so much for brief zatsu"
1:46:25 back from break. beep. hi. hello. hi. shadow feels a little bad about losing some patience earlier (it really wasn't that bad though)
1:47:15 mentions going through a lot of IRL stresses right now. redebut and family stuff. mama might need more treatment which would put more responsibility on shadow for a few months if true. so shadow's been worrying about that. just letting us know what's going on in her head. test results in january, fingers crossed.
1:50:50 flashes the censor image on screen to make sure it works for south park. hic.
1:52:10 South Park: The Stick of Truth on screen
1:54:20 baits chat for headpats
1:55:30 intro cutscene starting
1:56:40 character creation
1:58:50 picks the black eye makeup and laughs. "okay that's me, i've been beaten. i've been corrected."
1:59:20 proper game starts. parents keep misgendering shadow
2:00:45 inside of you there are two people. one is beaten. the other is not beaten.
2:02:25 censors the screen for a pooping minigame
2:03:00 censors the screen for showering
2:03:50 discovers the punch button. "got that right hook."
2:04:20 "can i beat up my mom?" then she gets kicked out of the house and cries. "not again!"
2:05:30 "gender: male? stop it, don't do this to me." then apologises for punching a snowman
2:06:05 shadow makes a friend.
2:07:20 sees a silhouette of some yabe equipment.
2:09:35 shadow tries to date cartman's mom
2:10:05 shadow gazes at the rock of insanity
2:12:35 shadow names herself sondo. then has to pick a class. she picks Jew. "welcome to the what??" the kupa keep kingdom.
2:16:10 beat up clyde.
2:18:30 shadow uses her jew ability
2:19:40 beats clyde.
2:21:10 "cartman gives me a discord groomer aura."
2:23:40 shadow suffers while trying to complete the timing challenge
2:25:55 "this is why i didn't have any friends, huh."
2:27:20 "he has a problem with everything i do!"
2:28:30 beats the elves
2:33:30 "i'm friends with his mom!! yeeeeahh!"
2:36:50 picks up several highly sus objects, including aids
2:38:20 another censored potty
2:39:15 upgrades her face and cures her black eye
2:39:45 super triple sneeze combo
2:40:20 jew-jitsu
2:41:05 finds rats, punches rats
2:41:30 collects a chinpokomon
2:44:05 great difficulty selecting the diagonal options
2:46:35 first game over. mormons.
2:49:10 more suffering with the diagonal options
2:56:30 another censored potty. "i'm really bad at pooping"
2:58:15 shadow had a facebook for like 2 weeks
3:00:30 punches a child, calls him a fuckin nerd, and robs him
3:01:05 another censored potty. "pooping is so hard! man."
3:01:35 destroys a snowman and apologises to it
3:01:55 opens a door to a naked woman. "what do i even say?"
3:03:45 "i'm banned from school. it's just like real life." then a girl says "don't talk to me." "it's just like real life."
3:09:10 laughs as she beats the corpses of her enemies
3:09:25 🎵take me to church 🎵dorime
3:11:15 "reverse police brutality!"
3:13:00 farts repeatedly. "guys am i funny?"
3:13:55 🎵amongus
3:15:10 shoots and destroys everything in the police station. "i'm a criminal! haha! i'm a criminiminal!"
3:17:05 "i don't have any of those, so i'm okay"
3:19:25 reads the posters on the community board
2:30:45 adventuring gear, nosejobs, and abortions? "really? can i get them all?"
3:21:25 mysterious offscreen woman comments on a fart
3:22:05 "i hate women."
3:23:05 strange smoking emo children. "just like me, for real"
3:24:10 framed photos of David Hasselhoff
3:27:25 unplanned parenthood. "stay out of there if you're a fetus."
3:28:50 shadow wants to be a model for the weird guy
3:32:00 meets al gore
3:40:40 game over
3:46:55 deep voice "find the hiding children. where are the children."
3:47:40 shoots a hiding child in the face many times. unlimited blade works.
3:49:55 "am i having a female moment?"
3:50:20 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
3:50:35 "the guest house? the guest house?"
3:51:20 "i'm not a cop! i'm a jewish!" "...gonna what?"
3:51:35 summons mr. slave to assist her. "quickest censor in the west." highly cursed scene.
3:53:30 "wife beater? beat women?"
3:53:40 tries to befriend the Crazy Hobo, ends up in a prolonged fight
3:58:50 defeats the hobo
4:01:00 "yeah i tried to make my character look like me. but they misgendered me too many times, okay? now i'm just a crazy jewish person who has been in a violent brawl. it's a struggle."
4:01:40 you'll be grounded, like our coffee
4:02:30 shadow wonders if you can be a girl in the next game. chat says yes
4:02:55 highly logical fact, humans are made out of skin
4:03:40 shadow gets pepper sprayed and gatekept
4:05:10 "where can i purchase guns? am i allowed- wait why am i asking that, of course i'm allowed to buy guns."
4:06:35 "where is the gun shop? the school? ...i'm sorry that wasn't funny."
4:07:35 it's lilyhops!!
4:19:15 brrrrrah. ew no touchy.
4:20:55 is shadow a brrrat?
4:21:55 shadow is a good girl who never says swear words like frick
4:23:15 shadow would never get really really close just to say that you're a stupidhead
4:24:50 wonders what a metrosexual is
4:30:30 🎵
4:31:10 "oh i'm stupid, i'm stupid, i'm stupid, will you guys forgive me for being stupid?"
4:46:50 flashes then kisses with kenny. syphilis!
4:51:10 "noooo! i don't wanna be ginger!!"
4:53:00 "noooo! i don't wanna be ginger!!"
4:53:35 game over
4:54:10 "oh my god you killed kenny! you bastard!"
4:56:05 "oh my god you killed kenny! you bastard!"
4:59:30 realises it's late and she has to stop playing.
4:59:55 definitely gonna continue south park next week
5:00:05 next stream is handcam. she painted her nails black and has lace gloves. she'll be opening december's boxes.
5:01:10 "do not go anywhere or i will violence you. yes baby i will violence you."
5:01:50 raiding girl_dm_
I'm so sad I couldn't watch this entire series live but hey at least vods exist so I cam enjoy this series now!
Honestly I feel like watching Shondo cry for half an hour in the pre-stream is like training for parenthood
(not like shoonders should be allowed near children but still)
Absolute wifey material right here! *(I am legally obliged to tell you that making the decision of saying that was in no way caused as a result of me selling my soul to the one currently by the alias of Fallenshadow.)*
I watched for a specific scene
I love the jumping girl in the corner so good
3:01:58
She never forgets Kenny lines
3:51:26 - "I'm not a cop, I'm Jewish!"
She love south park I got all the dvd
I subscribed. please stop crying :(
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