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  • Here it is, what your favorite job says about you! This is just part 1 though. If enough people want it I will definitely make a part 2!
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  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry  4 роки тому +4996

    What is your dream job?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +3989

    When he said "Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework"
    I felt that.
    _This comment was made by the unemployed/full time student gang_

    • @Gothicveil
      @Gothicveil 4 роки тому +47

      2nd time I saw you today

    • @litt1epenguin552
      @litt1epenguin552 4 роки тому +14

      @@Gothicveil wait
      What type of fish are you made?

    • @mia0721
      @mia0721 4 роки тому +23

      I see you at least 2 times a week.

    • @litt1epenguin552
      @litt1epenguin552 4 роки тому +1

      @@mia0721 me or the guy on top?

    • @the_fluffinator
      @the_fluffinator 4 роки тому +9

      @@mia0721 more like 10 times a day

  • @gardnorman9047
    @gardnorman9047 4 роки тому +1933

    Farmer:
    -youre dumb
    Me who lives on a farm:
    -youve yeed you last haw

  • @Pegazur
    @Pegazur 3 роки тому +171

    Pilot : *You want to fly in a big cylinder of metal or you don't wanna die alone.*

    • @stegx2853
      @stegx2853 2 роки тому +7

      I have to agree

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

    • @saikikusuo2906
      @saikikusuo2906 2 роки тому +1

      You could do both I think

    • @dinonuggets755
      @dinonuggets755 2 роки тому +1

      sounding like some sort of osama bin laden type of stuff

    • @oksanamiller9830
      @oksanamiller9830 7 місяців тому

      Damn. I can't wait to fly in a big cylinder all day, every day.

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 2 роки тому +49

    "Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own"
    I think I've found my future career

    • @bastienx3420
      @bastienx3420 2 роки тому +2

      And don't they also make a lot of money?

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

  • @lilnose3095
    @lilnose3095 4 роки тому +4169

    "Artist: You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent"
    *Well yes, but actually **_yes_*

    • @sheycat9764
      @sheycat9764 4 роки тому +68

      I can't even work get or a house I'm only 11 years old

    • @vex-xiao
      @vex-xiao 4 роки тому +100

      I'm still young, but I'm worried about my life already. How am I gonna get a house, with my crppy artworks

    • @t3chkn1ght
      @t3chkn1ght 4 роки тому +27

      @@vex-xiao Hey, just have confidence in yourself dude. You got this.

    • @Sam-ty3fk
      @Sam-ty3fk 4 роки тому +10

      I felt that

    • @strawbearrie
      @strawbearrie 4 роки тому +19

      Haha im 11 too and yeah im terrified of whats gonna happen when i grow up bc i cant even do my hair correctly or remembering my homework how tf do i live on my own?

  • @lukeeeeeeeeee._
    @lukeeeeeeeeee._ 3 роки тому +784

    Scientist: "You're a nerd but you're respected."
    *_No, no. He has a point._*

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 роки тому +16

      *You're a nerd, but still not respected*

    • @lukeeeeeeeeee._
      @lukeeeeeeeeee._ 3 роки тому +16

      @@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 *Sometimes yes, sometimes not.*

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 роки тому +2

      @Sara_ Aurora Ouch.

    • @soralogy4242
      @soralogy4242 3 роки тому

      295th like

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

  • @jazminmartinez5429
    @jazminmartinez5429 3 роки тому +44

    I came to find out what my dream job means - psychologist.
    "You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own."
    That is literally the most accurate thing I have heard to describe me. If that isn't true, I don't know what is.

    • @juniorzmen748
      @juniorzmen748 2 роки тому +4

      Imagine wanting to be a psychologist
      This post was made by the Psychiatrist gang

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 2 роки тому +1

      I came to see if they've psychologist, and I couldn't agree more

    • @GgAJ-zf7qj
      @GgAJ-zf7qj 2 роки тому +2

      Saw psychologist on here
      Spot on description
      I’m still going for it 😎

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

  • @thegameowl11
    @thegameowl11 3 роки тому +53

    The Teachers at my effectively no homework school are actually really nice. We even get surveys asking for our opinion on how the class is being run.

    • @somerandomguy3129
      @somerandomguy3129 2 роки тому +3

      I wish I could go to this school.

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

    • @KoSMIC_animations
      @KoSMIC_animations Рік тому +1

      Which school is this and what country? I’m going there!

  • @Mystikaela
    @Mystikaela 4 роки тому +533

    "Nurse: You either care about the people..."
    Yeah, that's pretty true--
    "Or you care about the money"
    *sweats nervously*

    • @metalmike9108
      @metalmike9108 4 роки тому

      I bet 99% of nurses only care about the money

    • @michealcael7702
      @michealcael7702 4 роки тому

      I want to make my own job.
      I want to create a job that helps the Government, and does a bit of Crimes.
      It is not the Mafia.

  • @Just_Skyla
    @Just_Skyla 4 роки тому +1831

    You forgot one.
    Animator: You forgot what a sleep schedule is

  • @MelodySnowflakeVA
    @MelodySnowflakeVA 2 роки тому +14

    The fact that you acknowledged us voice actors makes me happy! Also it's really true

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

  • @FlamesOfDevil
    @FlamesOfDevil Рік тому +2

    Farmer: you are dumb
    It's a joke...
    Yet it's offensive

  • @dragonfruittt
    @dragonfruittt 4 роки тому +486

    Scientist: “You are a nerd”
    Me: oh ok
    “But you are respected”
    Me:yey

    • @abdulhannan7008
      @abdulhannan7008 4 роки тому +3

      Dude me too I do want to be a scientist

    • @kouichi6896
      @kouichi6896 4 роки тому +3

      You know your not a nerd, you just smarter than other ppl UwU

    • @Jovan-pn4yb
      @Jovan-pn4yb 4 роки тому +2

      Sis I relate

    • @ZnSTheGreat
      @ZnSTheGreat 4 роки тому +1

      I want to be one as well

    • @dragonfruittt
      @dragonfruittt 4 роки тому

      what the pneumoniatroniclamoriana this is a holy lots o likers

  • @elishamofield6912
    @elishamofield6912 4 роки тому +299

    Voice actor: "You grew up on Cartoons and Anime."
    Me: Dang I've been called out

    • @purpleflowers8723
      @purpleflowers8723 4 роки тому +2

      Same lol

    • @nezucothedemon4627
      @nezucothedemon4627 4 роки тому +4

      I'm already a voice actress I don't get paid but I do it because I always wanted to voice act

    • @untitled3112
      @untitled3112 4 роки тому +1

      @@nezucothedemon4627 Same

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 роки тому

      All those days of watching Yogi Bear and Lilo & Stitch are catching up to me...

    • @bonbon_freedraw
      @bonbon_freedraw 4 роки тому +1

      @@purpleflowers8723 Same My fav is Kellen Goff

  • @hiyadubey2333
    @hiyadubey2333 3 роки тому +7

    The psychologist one was so true and relatable to me 😂

  • @Dorei02
    @Dorei02 2 роки тому

    Engineer: you like to solve problems... and not getting listened in the process xD

  • @hevalasiti
    @hevalasiti 3 роки тому +386

    Farmer: _laughs in agricultural engineering degree_

  • @cyberlinkx5290
    @cyberlinkx5290 2 роки тому +1

    I’m a Veterinary Assistant and the Veterinarian segment was on point!

  • @red40isyummy
    @red40isyummy 2 роки тому

    “You’re extremely dramatic”
    Oh.. I cry every day thank you very much

  • @melanieflannery5418
    @melanieflannery5418 4 роки тому +1074

    Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else
    Me: Cries in Asian

    • @hxnxmx417
      @hxnxmx417 4 роки тому +17

      Hi- I Exist i felt that (I'm Asian)

    • @j.airisv.8027
      @j.airisv.8027 4 роки тому +12

      Are all asian parents like that? Mine too.

    • @yoon-borao-o7261
      @yoon-borao-o7261 4 роки тому +13

      Cries in African

    • @shallow5906
      @shallow5906 4 роки тому +8

      I love how most people can relate to this

    • @Lunxiia
      @Lunxiia 4 роки тому +4

      Hi- I Exist aha

  • @fungi191
    @fungi191 3 роки тому +560

    MVPerry: "I'm awesome."
    MVPerry: "Everything I said was a joke."

  • @lly_09
    @lly_09 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who aims to be a psychologist, that was damn on spot!

  • @DyIanPickIe
    @DyIanPickIe 3 роки тому +1

    0:53 bro u actually got it right lol
    I'm not one YET, but I'm hoping to be. I have designed some houses in sketchup (what my dad uses to design his buildings)

  • @illusionaldreams8527
    @illusionaldreams8527 4 роки тому +1123

    Psychologist:
    “You wanna solve everyone’s problems but you have tons of problems on your own
    Me: “I feel personally attacked”
    Photographer:
    “You like shooting people but not with guns”
    Me: “...I mean..... you’re not wrong.....”

  • @janicestencil6396
    @janicestencil6396 3 роки тому +692

    Voice actor: you grew up on cartoons and anime me: he’s not wrong

  • @sanakabir2553
    @sanakabir2553 2 роки тому +2

    Docter:
    "Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else"
    Me:true TwT

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 Рік тому +1

    Honestly, my favorite job was working as a librarian. Pretty much everyone there was super chill, and I got a lot of time to myself

  • @cryptical1210
    @cryptical1210 3 роки тому +402

    *Farmer*:
    “You are dumb”
    _You know without us you can’t get milk right?_

  • @giasca
    @giasca 4 роки тому +178

    Voice actor. "You grew up on cartoons and anime"
    Well, you're not wrong

    • @HifumiAjitani
      @HifumiAjitani 3 роки тому +4

      Well actually that is obvious

    • @user-ed3lx6wz4s
      @user-ed3lx6wz4s 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @Sophia-nw6qv
      @Sophia-nw6qv 3 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @thorstennl1013
      @thorstennl1013 3 роки тому

      Well i like voice acting and i never watched anime or a cartoon

    • @giasca
      @giasca 3 роки тому

      @@thorstennl1013 maybe videogames for you then, i suppose(?)

  • @Fanfox109
    @Fanfox109 2 роки тому

    I mean right now im a game designer, im really big yet, i just make small games in Rec Room and Roblox, but i do have an epic story ive been working on, i did TRY to be a youtuber but i couldnt get neither of my oculus quests to send the vid to my Pc so i could either publish an unpolished and unedited video mostly about my line of thought behind my games, or just me being my usual supervillian furry personality, making weapons of mass destruction in multiplayer servers and stuff like that, do you think people will enjoy that as a video? I’ll just stick with game design for now, even though i (somehow?) got 6 subscribers on UA-cam. Anyway i love watching your content i started watching your vids a few days ago and ive just been binge watching all your vids, from a retired comidian to a funny UA-camr, your hilarious even though no one’s ever told me what anime is. Thus you gained my subscription, thanks for making me laugh!

  • @klefromyoutube9953
    @klefromyoutube9953 3 роки тому +2

    pilot: You dont wanna die alone.
    UA-camrs: you need an actual job.

  • @Miojo_San
    @Miojo_San 4 роки тому +385

    "You're a nerd"
    Well he's right-
    "But you are respected"
    Guess I won't be a scientist anymore

    • @shadowlynxv6082
      @shadowlynxv6082 4 роки тому +12

      Lol. MVPERRY is really correct. He probably has insider info.

    • @george.harrrison.
      @george.harrrison. 3 роки тому +1

      ;w;

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 роки тому +1

      IDK how people became a scientists?

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

    • @KoSMIC_animations
      @KoSMIC_animations Рік тому +1

      Bruh lol same dude I’m a nerd who isn’t respected in any way shape- or form!

  • @tomstaunton1804
    @tomstaunton1804 4 роки тому +257

    "Photographer: you shoot people. But not with guns"
    Is it too much to ask for both?

  • @-_J_-
    @-_J_- Рік тому +1

    Barista: has English degree
    "My name is Walter"
    "One small coffee for *_Wall_* "

  • @willharris4931
    @willharris4931 2 роки тому +4

    My dream job would be a farmer. Idk why, but I just love being out in the open air. I do agree, farmers do need to be more respected for the work they do for the planet.

  • @annex8617
    @annex8617 4 роки тому +410

    Scientist: You’re a nerd.
    But you’re respected.
    Yes yes

  • @esfjazzy7904
    @esfjazzy7904 4 роки тому +234

    “Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework”
    Me: Well yes, so I can get back at my elementary school teacher’s grandkids

    • @hannahgraceishere9952
      @hannahgraceishere9952 4 роки тому +10

      wow HoW cOuLd YoU lol

    • @idekanymrebrv
      @idekanymrebrv 4 роки тому +5

      Dang,XD

    • @ahagqgwvisn9879
      @ahagqgwvisn9879 4 роки тому +10

      And the cycle continues...

    • @joeyshadeslayer9792
      @joeyshadeslayer9792 4 роки тому +4

      No, the principal is forcing teachers to give homework, who is forced by the government.

    • @mademoiselleria1412
      @mademoiselleria1412 4 роки тому +5

      They are not forced to give homework. They aren’t even forced to give real work. My ela teacher just lets do what ever the hell we want after we listen to a chapter of the book we are “reading” xD

  • @jonathansolorzano6907
    @jonathansolorzano6907 2 роки тому

    Automotive technician: You love being screwed over by warranty work and not get paid

  • @Truebolt5750
    @Truebolt5750 2 роки тому +1

    3:41 Singer "You're a louder kind of person"
    Sooo true lmao Maria Tripon is my favorite singer and she is loud but also amazing at the same time and she definitely stands out from the other singers.

  • @animelovegaming1796
    @animelovegaming1796 4 роки тому +1031

    MvPerry: "Video Game Designer: You want to make the next Undertale or Fnaf"
    Me: Well, you're not wrong
    MvPerry: "but you'll likely make a shitty game that only 5 people actually play"
    Me: *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @dasquidfard5680
    @dasquidfard5680 2 роки тому +1

    "How many anime do you love?"
    MVPerry: yes

  • @Makon112
    @Makon112 2 роки тому

    Therapist: you like to try to solve people's problems but you can never solve yours

  • @theycallmezent9958
    @theycallmezent9958 3 роки тому +249

    Artist: "Youre doing what you love but youre barely paying this month's rent"
    My 14y.o artist self: _furiously thinking about the future_

    • @drydogg
      @drydogg 3 роки тому +21

      If you make art your life, take some business courses and learn how to sell your work. Good luck.

    • @thatonekidwhostares9908
      @thatonekidwhostares9908 3 роки тому +6

      I'm 14 and I wanna be an artist too so yeah life is scary-

    • @aldemar843martes8
      @aldemar843martes8 3 роки тому

      What if ýøü wanted to be a r/thanks i hate IT. artist

    • @Mason-xe4mn
      @Mason-xe4mn 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @senju6198
    @senju6198 4 роки тому +568

    "Mathematician
    You hate yourself."
    LMAO-

    • @depussy7618
      @depussy7618 4 роки тому +4

      you r masoshist he should said that

    • @chonko4252
      @chonko4252 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah yeah i know i am suck

    • @vacuoussaturn
      @vacuoussaturn 4 роки тому +3

      he's not wrong...

    • @nothingbutpain863
      @nothingbutpain863 4 роки тому +1

      Oh hi, welcome to my school house!

    • @MiniMia48
      @MiniMia48 4 роки тому +1

      It’s like he read my mind-

  • @Swerve.19
    @Swerve.19 2 роки тому

    Photographer: you like shooting people, but not with guns.
    *bow and arrow has joined*

  • @tupolev.designs
    @tupolev.designs 3 роки тому +1

    Automobile engineer: you make cars, people put the wangs

  • @ayeKimoYT
    @ayeKimoYT 3 роки тому +697

    I’m more fascinated by how many different jobs anime women have

  • @Auralluz
    @Auralluz 3 роки тому +239

    You should put:
    Veterinarian: you like animals more than people

  • @fatimahanwaar306
    @fatimahanwaar306 2 роки тому

    that one bit about the construction workers is so accurate

  • @alyanabudhlall6240
    @alyanabudhlall6240 2 роки тому

    Physcologist- You wanna fix everyone’s problems but you have problems of your own.
    Literally me in a sentence.

  • @tia_filtered
    @tia_filtered 4 роки тому +576

    Doctor: “your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else”
    Literally every Asian: *tell me something I didn’t know*

    • @ashleey9100
      @ashleey9100 4 роки тому +2

      yep

    • @kingpeedorah
      @kingpeedorah 4 роки тому +2

      I'm Asian, my mom wants me to be that guy who like reads something

    • @merpymerp4495
      @merpymerp4495 4 роки тому +3

      Imma be a doctor or my Asian family gonna disown my arse

    • @saracrysis2851
      @saracrysis2851 4 роки тому +1

      Euphoric Hm....My dad and mom are more liberal....but my grandmother...Lords Above, my grandmother. XD

    • @sourrrcreame
      @sourrrcreame 4 роки тому +1

      Yep this is every accurate

  • @tvnpryde
    @tvnpryde 4 роки тому +628

    “Doctor: Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else”
    *”Asians: it truth!”*

    • @earthenhq379
      @earthenhq379 4 роки тому +8

      True story

    • @phuct4980
      @phuct4980 4 роки тому

      Thanh Nguyen yes I ducking true my friend.

    • @deeryyyyy707
      @deeryyyyy707 4 роки тому

      I'm Asian and I want to either be a doctor or business women. 😅

    • @orangejoose3
      @orangejoose3 4 роки тому

      So trueeee

    • @isabellaaung4624
      @isabellaaung4624 4 роки тому +1

      Yup being Asians gets you to be like a doctor.
      Aunt and uncle:Kills me with work just so I can be a doctor

  • @user666xx
    @user666xx 2 роки тому

    "you want to create next fnaf or undertale"
    "you are dramatic"
    You are speaking facts.

  • @classicial
    @classicial 2 роки тому

    Architect: you spent your whole childhood playing Minecraft. Now your do it irl
    Me: he's not wrong

  • @_.i.am.a.meme._
    @_.i.am.a.meme._ 4 роки тому +195

    Psychologist:-
    "You wanna solve everyone's problems"
    "But you have tons of problems on your own"
    Me :- *cries in a corner*

  • @maryrahneefayenegros8925
    @maryrahneefayenegros8925 4 роки тому +251

    "You wanna solve everyone's problems but you have tons of problems on your own"
    *I feel called out*

  • @saimaarfin2370
    @saimaarfin2370 3 роки тому +8

    Doctor: "your parents won't let you be anything else."
    *Cries in Asian*

  • @pavlospsomas2048
    @pavlospsomas2048 Рік тому +1

    MVPerry:UA-camr awesome😎 Me:UA-camr lazy😂

  • @conanstars
    @conanstars 4 роки тому +124

    Mathematician
    “When you were five, you fell in love, it didn’t last. He ran from you, literally ran from you. And being Kenyan, he ran fast. When you were ten, in love *again* . This peace corps guy. You waited hours inside his tent with flowers. Which made him laugh, which made you cry. By the time you were 13, you decided you would be a mathematician. Because math is real. You learned a lot of pi because addition and subtraction and division would never make you feel so stupid-”

    • @ThePlatinumDragon
      @ThePlatinumDragon 4 роки тому +5

      That_Random_UA-camr64 e.e when I immediately know what this is

    • @Madi-up3jv
      @Madi-up3jv 4 роки тому +6

      MEAN GIRLS YES YES YES AMAZING

    • @GabeSurtos
      @GabeSurtos 4 роки тому +3

      I feel ya

    • @athenafollower
      @athenafollower 4 роки тому +4

      I knew that someone will get it :')

    • @danimato1833
      @danimato1833 4 роки тому +3

      WITH LOVE-
      I DIDN'T GET IT, I WANNA GET IT SOMEHOOOWWWWWW

  • @migu1731
    @migu1731 4 роки тому +157

    Artist: "You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent."
    *I have never been so offended with something I 100% agree with*

  • @TSMThunderbolt
    @TSMThunderbolt Рік тому

    Trucker: You like dealing with traffic in a big truck hauling stuff across country for more than 24 hours

  • @jmanproductions8091
    @jmanproductions8091 3 роки тому +1

    When he said you spent ur whole childhood playing fps games for any job in the military, I'm like, since when we're things like war thunder (and hopefully soon il play) DCS, fps games.

    • @jmanproductions8091
      @jmanproductions8091 2 роки тому

      Wait do military pilots in this vid go into the pilot part, or does it count in the anything military part since he did say anything ain the military

  • @SnowSiamese
    @SnowSiamese 4 роки тому +265

    Here’s another one:
    Psychiatrist: You want to be a legal drug dealer
    Heh sorry...
    I’ll let myself out...

    • @anonymous9938
      @anonymous9938 4 роки тому +4

      You mean pharmacist?

    • @clownvibes
      @clownvibes 4 роки тому +5

      @@anonymous9938 they did mean psychiatrist beacuse unlike psychologists, psychiatrists can prescribe drugs.

    • @Spladoinkal
      @Spladoinkal 4 роки тому

      Also doctor lol.

  • @royvoid
    @royvoid 4 роки тому +341

    Interviewer: “Okay, Before you’re a Starbucks barista, Spell Julia.”
    Me: “J-o-l-e-e-y-a”
    Interviewer: “Congratulations, Your a fully qualified Starbucks barista.”

    • @splitz12755
      @splitz12755 4 роки тому +2

      Okay, next time i go to a star bucks, ill make sure they get me name right

    • @ihatemice_elf
      @ihatemice_elf 4 роки тому +2

      Julia is mah name fhuddhdrghefsbhusrihbcsfgii

    • @virqgo1430
      @virqgo1430 4 роки тому

      Literally after I read this comment I saw a comment and user's name was Julie and then something else I forgot tho

    • @CARCINO1GENETICIST
      @CARCINO1GENETICIST 4 роки тому

      「Rhøss」 a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t you v w x y z there I spelt it

    • @purple_galaxy2319
      @purple_galaxy2319 4 роки тому +1

      I am Brazilian, and here in São Paulo, We have a starbucks and my sis's name is Giovana. The waiter put her name as Jeovahna

  • @avonokikon2230
    @avonokikon2230 2 роки тому

    UA-camr: Your awesome!
    Me after 7 years: I'm Awesome!!!

  • @ghostly_pal
    @ghostly_pal 2 роки тому

    Psychologist : "you wanna solve everyone's problems, but you got tons of problems by yourself". Yep, ya got me ;w;

  • @flamingwheel9926
    @flamingwheel9926 4 роки тому +100

    Psychologist:
    "you wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own"
    *OH BOY*

    • @sarahhunt6559
      @sarahhunt6559 4 роки тому +1

      *world war 2 flashbacks*

    • @djq4168
      @djq4168 4 роки тому +1

      This one is actually true. Take it from someone who actually wants to be a school therapist in the future.

    • @paschaline2173
      @paschaline2173 4 роки тому

      Sometime I wonder if there are psychologists FOR psychologists?

    • @reesiescup
      @reesiescup 4 роки тому

      Chichi, You just gave me this thought and holy is it breaking me-

  • @gamecrafter4047
    @gamecrafter4047 4 роки тому +140

    Game designer:I’m gonna make a game called “Yarny”
    Plot: A clothes designer drops a yarn ball into a magic lake, and a piece of yarn comes to life, being able to constrict enemy’s and adapt to various situations. Yarny has to collect parts from boss fights to make a rocket to space to fight another piece of yarn that has created a space station to destroy the world.

    • @marciagomes8838
      @marciagomes8838 4 роки тому +11

      Good idea

    • @anakinr3138
      @anakinr3138 4 роки тому +10

      Damn you're creative

    • @masikeen4444
      @masikeen4444 4 роки тому +8

      Thats really cool

    • @strxwbxrrymxlk1559
      @strxwbxrrymxlk1559 4 роки тому +12

      I thought of one
      Plot: the person who is writing is the serial killer. He blames
      everyone else so they die. The police recruits him and they figure out he is the killer, they read his diary and realises the people he "killed" was actual criminals, they do magic and brings him back too life.

    • @dragunovsvds48
      @dragunovsvds48 4 роки тому +3

      👏👏👏 believe! You’re gonna make it

  • @reeee761
    @reeee761 Рік тому +2

    “I’m a UA-camr and I’m awesome” a few seconds later “everything in this video was a joke”

  • @gacha-adventure-kyle3531
    @gacha-adventure-kyle3531 3 роки тому

    UA-camr: your awesome
    Me: aww thanks

  • @itsknbu6498
    @itsknbu6498 4 роки тому +123

    MVperry: theres a 90% chance youre bald and slightly overweight
    Kingpin: *walks away*

  • @simpplly_slxxpy-o-813
    @simpplly_slxxpy-o-813 3 роки тому +97

    Me wanting to be a veterinarian:
    *Why is this so true?*

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 роки тому +1

      @Sushi Oh... my sister wanted to be veterinarian. I am sorry you disliked your job. ;-;

    • @zoefoley6818
      @zoefoley6818 3 роки тому +1

      @Sushi Hold on. You THINK because you want to be a veterinarian you only like puppies and you're really young? Of course it's not. If YOU dislike your job it's not our fault. I've wanted to be a veterinarian as long as I can remember but I've cried over losing pets and watching shows of pets dying and stuff. It's heartbreaking but in the end, there are SO MANY different ways to have fun and enjoy yourself. You need to quit your job if YOU hate it because at the end of the day you should do something you love. You get to help animals which are usually your passion. Next time take into account about all of the opinions and thoughts and just because you don't like your job doesn't mean you should think we shouldn't be a vert because we are "young" or "only like puppies." I'm sorry if this came across as rude but I wanted to express myself. I feel mad at myself if the came across as rude because I am trying my best. Apologies if it did.

  • @brennplays3257
    @brennplays3257 3 роки тому

    Scientist:
    You are a nerd but respected.
    Yep that's definitely me

  • @GlassOfVitto
    @GlassOfVitto 2 роки тому

    Perry: Scientist, You’re a nerd
    Well technically yes you described me exactly (literally)

  • @formerlyweather
    @formerlyweather 4 роки тому +56

    My favourite job wasnt on here lmao
    I feel like
    "Animator"
    "You still watch cartoons even though youre old"

    • @pastelrave7432
      @pastelrave7432 4 роки тому +2

      Meeeeeee

    • @formerlyweather
      @formerlyweather 4 роки тому

      @Coffee_Explosion :3 yeah i love travel but i really couldnt be a pilot because of my motion sickness lol. Lucky people i say

    • @aliai1801
      @aliai1801 4 роки тому

      Mine is a translator ;-;

  • @MrKato-rl3lu
    @MrKato-rl3lu 4 роки тому +66

    *Drug dealer:*
    You don't like drugs, that's why you sell them

  • @Hiboyboy123
    @Hiboyboy123 2 роки тому

    Pilot. The original question comments was so much you can't anymore.

  • @fuckinglegend4060
    @fuckinglegend4060 3 роки тому +1

    Astronaut: you dreaming going out into space and all you can is just dreaming!

  • @coltonvasselo5387
    @coltonvasselo5387 3 роки тому +47

    Photographer: you like shooting people... but not with guns.
    I mean it goes both ways

  • @coco_donut
    @coco_donut 4 роки тому +234

    Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else
    As an Asian, *I FELT THAT*

    • @Lana-Jae
      @Lana-Jae 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @milk-qh5zz
      @milk-qh5zz 4 роки тому +2

      EXACTLY.

    • @Snoo29293
      @Snoo29293 4 роки тому +5

      Yea but at the end I bet you won't reject it. I would love to get a good job like a doctor, not for the money but because friends and family would finally respect me. However, I'm too lazy to study.

    • @coco_donut
      @coco_donut 4 роки тому +1

      Kektaran; I agree, they would have more respect TwT

    • @pastelrave7432
      @pastelrave7432 4 роки тому

      I am so sorry, man

  • @judm6779
    @judm6779 2 роки тому

    Farmer
    Mvperry: Your dumb
    hopadiah plantar: WE ARE THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY

  • @Awesomefortnitegaming100
    @Awesomefortnitegaming100 2 роки тому

    "you spent your whole childhood playing fps games"
    Reserves, Combat Medics, Engineers, Veterinarians, Doctors, Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants, Photographers and Band Members: Am I a *joke* to you?

  • @payton9665
    @payton9665 4 роки тому +100

    Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone’s problems, but you have tons of problems on your own.
    Me: ...Well...ok I mean your not wrong....

  • @deadinside399
    @deadinside399 4 роки тому +267

    Doctor: Your parents won’t let you be anything else.
    That is so accurate and coming from an Asian family that is a 100% true.

    • @epicdorito
      @epicdorito 4 роки тому +3

      Man, same for me!

    • @teacup4785
      @teacup4785 4 роки тому +3

      Same and I'm also coming from a Asian family this is so accurate

    • @undercoverdontjudge1576
      @undercoverdontjudge1576 4 роки тому +2

      I swear me mom be making me cry becoming a doc like Nooooooo

    • @FuyuhikosEyepatch
      @FuyuhikosEyepatch 4 роки тому

      Just Autumn :3 good thing I’m American,Canadian and italian

    • @Zeroneii3
      @Zeroneii3 4 роки тому +1

      I'm disappoint my parents when i get my job

  • @DeFel
    @DeFel 2 роки тому +1

    The game creator one shots me in the head 🤣

  • @melancholy1000
    @melancholy1000 3 роки тому +1

    AY GRAPHIC DESIGN I LOVE DOING THAT!

  • @yemski4323
    @yemski4323 4 роки тому +246

    he doesn’t say marine biologist: *sad jotaro noises*

    • @Alexpekka_
      @Alexpekka_ 4 роки тому +1

      Lol i was thinking of the same

    • @charlescalvin4678
      @charlescalvin4678 4 роки тому

      Omae wa Mou shinderu

    • @kikicooper7140
      @kikicooper7140 4 роки тому +2

      Oml I’m shocked that someone actually wants to be a marine biologist like me 😂

    • @ouuplq6142
      @ouuplq6142 4 роки тому

      I was waiting for him to say microbiologist or to be even more specific, a cellular biologist. Haha

    • @hothhansolo7500
      @hothhansolo7500 4 роки тому

      No astronaut :(

  • @chipjack2119
    @chipjack2119 4 роки тому +108

    Engineers: the fusion of programmers, mathematicians, and scientists. Im a nerd who hates themself but is respected. (Except by the boss who ignores what we say and gets people killed.)

    • @Ascyt
      @Ascyt 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/rp8hvyjZWHs/v-deo.html

    • @danceman6188
      @danceman6188 4 роки тому +1

      Rick

    • @Qu44
      @Qu44 4 роки тому

      Well....yeah

    • @caratlove4107
      @caratlove4107 4 роки тому +2

      Architect with a vision: Your probable nightmare :)

    • @jesuslovesyousomuch5186
      @jesuslovesyousomuch5186 2 роки тому

      Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
      WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
      “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
      Psalm 46:10
      God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
      the earth.”
      John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
      Ephesians 2:8
      “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
      In The Name Of The Father.
      And Of The Son.
      And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁

  • @amongoose1087
    @amongoose1087 2 роки тому

    Yep that's right, I played Minecraft as a child and now you'll see me inexplicably floating on a 1 meter cube of dirt suspended in the air by nothing but my imagination.

  • @dontstealmybaegl
    @dontstealmybaegl 3 роки тому

    ur video's are way too accurate i swear

  • @accuratememes5534
    @accuratememes5534 4 роки тому +138

    News Reporter: "You lie to literally everyone."
    Me: *I have been exposed*

  • @jessicagurk6725
    @jessicagurk6725 4 роки тому +205

    I often wanna be youtuber, I sometimes want to be veterinarian , when i‘m angry I just want to be a killer... •_•

  • @eclipsewolfie5551
    @eclipsewolfie5551 2 роки тому

    Almost the whole video I was like "Come on... do youtube... ur one urself" and then it just came out at the end

  • @meagan0609
    @meagan0609 Рік тому

    Good job on the 2m subscribers

  • @ParrotLoverGirl
    @ParrotLoverGirl 3 роки тому +120

    Veterinarian: *"You like helping animals more than people"*
    *_tHaT's mE!_*
    Edit: sorry if your pets have died from vets. I have been thinking about being an animal trainer or working at an animal rescue with cats, dogs, birds, etc. that have been neglected, abused, and if their previous owners cannot take care of the animal anymore. Thank you for reading and understanding :)

    • @Yes.its_me.
      @Yes.its_me. 3 роки тому +6

      Your telling the truth- you even have parrot in your name and on your profile-

    • @ParrotLoverGirl
      @ParrotLoverGirl 3 роки тому +4

      @@Yes.its_me. :)

    • @ParrotLoverGirl
      @ParrotLoverGirl 3 роки тому +4

      @@tarafinnegan9385 That’s kinda rude

    • @calmly7798
      @calmly7798 3 роки тому +2

      @@tarafinnegan9385 i know how it feels,my cat died cause someone poison him and we take him to the vets but he didnt make it,however,if they had deadly sickness,that doesnt mean vet can help them,they just reduced the pain ig,its like corona,there arent any cure yet,but some people survived.

    • @iimantis7819
      @iimantis7819 3 роки тому +2

      My dog literally died because of a negligent, greedy vet who decided to cut corners. Not saying all vets are bad, but veterinary places are often (at least partly) scams/money grubbing schemes. Google “ACL surgery”. It’s a injury common-ish in dogs. Anyway, the vets usually cost lots of money for the diagnosis alone- and the actual surgery costed thousands of dollars. It didn’t work, and poor Stanley blew out the other ACL too. It didn’t help at all. (I was VERY young at the time.) It sucked, and a few other dogs we had went through the same thing. My later dog Joanie got a tumor, and the same basic thing happened: Expensive diagnosis, VERY expensive treatment (which we didn’t take). It sucks. If you wanna be a vet, i’m sure you’ll be better than those people :)
      lol idk why i’m reliving bad memories in a comment here but... ye

  • @celeeshaweerasekara864
    @celeeshaweerasekara864 2 роки тому +2

    My dream is to become a voice actor and what u said is not wrong😂, I literally grew up with cartoons and anime. And my motivation+inspiration was Miraculous🙃

  • @swicake5447
    @swicake5447 3 роки тому

    Mathematician: You hate yourself
    Me: I think I know what I want to be now

  • @ItzSofi
    @ItzSofi 4 роки тому +49

    Me: waiting for him to say animator
    Him: ends the video
    Also me : *silently sighs*

    • @nahguy
      @nahguy 4 роки тому +6

      👏gacha👏isnt👏animation👏

    • @ItzSofi
      @ItzSofi 4 роки тому +5

      Emoji boi part 2: Electric boogaloo I know :) It’s just like the first step to animating.

    • @ItzSofi
      @ItzSofi 4 роки тому +1

      L1zz13 •_• hah! 😂

    • @bird-scout
      @bird-scout 4 роки тому +1

      *artist*

    • @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122
      @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122 3 роки тому +1

      @@nahguy👏They👏 never 👏 said 👏that👏gacha👏was👏 animation

  • @chungkrixx1279
    @chungkrixx1279 3 роки тому +72

    Dancer: "You love dancing but dancing doesn't like you"

    • @dqrk_6
      @dqrk_6 3 роки тому

      that doesn't make sense

    • @mimifrench
      @mimifrench 3 роки тому

      YES

    • @mimifrench
      @mimifrench 3 роки тому

      @@dqrk_6 Some people are professional dancers and you can never really get perfect at dance so that's why it's "dance doesn't like u"

    • @chungkrixx1279
      @chungkrixx1279 3 роки тому

      @@dqrk_6 what I meant is for example:
      I love dancing
      But I suck at dancing because dancing doesn’t love me

    • @dqrk_6
      @dqrk_6 3 роки тому

      ok