Reticulated pythons are the longest with like 20+ft on some of em, anacondas get huge as well: not as long I think around 18ft ish but they’re rounder and heavy, and then an average boa constrictor gets around 12-14ft and not that wide. (their size can depend and I haven’t worked with them for a few years but I’m pretty sure everything’s accurate enough)
I watched a video a few year ago, it was a fight between a mongoose and cobra. The mongoose gets bitten, and I was thinking it's out, it's dead. How wrong was I? After being out for a couple of minutes, it gets up, sucks the poison out and gets back into the fight. The mongoose won. It teared the cobra's head off and started eating its body.
"Python is a programming language" 💀
No one got the joke😂
Joe: "You know what else it smooth? Balls."
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Nick: "We're running low dude"
😂😂😂
There’s Steve Greene with them Jokes of The Day. 🤣😂🤣😂
7:05 in and I'm already crying 😂
Reticulated pythons are the longest with like 20+ft on some of em, anacondas get huge as well: not as long I think around 18ft ish but they’re rounder and heavy, and then an average boa constrictor gets around 12-14ft and not that wide. (their size can depend and I haven’t worked with them for a few years but I’m pretty sure everything’s accurate enough)
Now tell us for comparison how smooth each of them are, from a scale of 1 to balls 😅
@@Li-yt7zh🤣🤣wtf haha
@@dankboidonk 6:50 , 7:05 youre welcome :p
Steve" of course you did " 😂😂😂!
Joe: "we were at the burlesque horror show in Paris"
Steve: *chuckling * (probably thinking "of course you did")
😂😂😂
8:31 - Me neither bro. Me neither. Can't see myself throwing money away just to look at it.
Careful Boyz let’s gooo
I held an Anaconda when I went to the Peruvian Amazon. It was super cool.
The python language got me cracking up😂
Comes to hear about snake eating cats ends up story about putting balls on other people 😂
7:45 Joe saves Bart 😂 shhhh
It’s so EMBARRASSING when my state of on JKNews
But I’m so proud the SOUTHSIDEEEE is on JKNews 🤣🤣🤣
There so much PAUSE in this convo 🤧😂
Silent Mike got kinda silent 😂
not me coding python rn then anthony startes speaking about python 🤣
LMAOO 1:37
balls might be soft but they are not smooth... hahahaha...
My Big Bro Steve is a G
I watched a video a few year ago, it was a fight between a mongoose and cobra.
The mongoose gets bitten, and I was thinking it's out, it's dead. How wrong was I? After being out for a couple of minutes, it gets up, sucks the poison out and gets back into the fight.
The mongoose won. It teared the cobra's head off and started eating its body.
😬
Let’s gooooo
This is the most uncoordinated and off-article episode I’ve seen in awhile 😂
I too went from yea yeah to hmmmmm.......iono bout that
My cat killed a taipan and brought it into the kitchen to show me.
damn what kinda cat do u have? I want that breed lol
Just an ginger tabby
Brave teacher 99
Cute bear 49
Dry teacher 60
I didn’t know pythons were Asian 😮 their eyes are round though 🤔
Makes sense Asians are cold blooded lowkey