I'm not sure if I missed anything, but for so long I had no idea Chris had a second kid because he barely talked about it😂 He would always just mention calvin
@@SO-if3ynBut also can’t forget “you become what you hate” that someone told Chris and it stuck with him for his entire life and so actually Chris has gone full circle and he’s actually a genius
I'm truly scared for my nieces' and nephews' minds. Their devotion to devices is essentially heroin addiction. Please take it from me: I was an heroin addict for a decade...and I PROMISE YOU- our phones have captured us all. It's mind bending, and I'm extremely afraid.
I wasted so much time on Tuesday after my boss let me take the day off. I wanted to go for a 8-10mile mtb ride, wash my car and rake up at least some leafs. Only got a short road/single track bike ride cause I wasted time on my phone.
at 42:00 that’s how my dad is… he has me but no wife/girlfriend, no friends, just went to work and came home. retired. now he’s just at home. doesn’t go out to eat or go to the movies or take vacations. just sits at the house day in and day out watching bones 🫠
This episode has slid comfortably into the ‘top 5 congratulations episodes of all time’. From Vomit story to Liam Neeson to Trump eeerrllloves women to Last night was a movie. TOP FUCKING DRAW dude. Congratulations 🎉
Chris you need a home gym brother. I manage a warehouse and I can afford my own gym for my GF and I. Squat rack, cardio machine, free weights, kettle etc…because sometimes you can’t leave home, family ya know.
Hey Chris, I work at Southwest and they actually are switching to assigned seating. I made an application that showed them it was more efficient than open seating and they made the decision based on that just this year. You're welcome! Haha
Chris you’re a great dad. One time when I was 7 I asked my dad to read me a book which he had never done and he said “you can read, read it yourself.” He was going through a divorce I knew that and just went on about my day. I did kind of think that maybe only parents read stories to their kids in the movies and tv and it isn’t real lmao. But we laughed about it several times before he died rest his soul. Lmao.
Adam Ray hopefully gives his thanks and props for throwing him in your shows and your MORE CHRIS content and I know he’ll kill it on Netflix DR Phill special
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I once saw Stephen Baldwin walking down the street in Nyack NY and yelled "BIODOOOOOME!" at him. I swear - it was a movie.
I have literally nothing going on in my life. I moved to a new city after getting sober and I know nobody, have a new job that is just a shitty stepping stone job that barely pays the bills, have no car, no money, no girl, no anything really and I'm depressed as fuck. I would love to be stressed out because I have obligations to a beautiful family.
Avoid suffering divorce father. As a baby, just keep letting it out on us. Instead of your family. I think that’s the secret. Don’t let it leak on them. Don’t vent also to the wife or kids. So just unload it on us. That is our function. Other of us have to let us out at the gym or unfortunately addiction or bad choices. Anyways peace out!
Antipodes is the best water in the world bro. Bottled at source, glass instead of plastic. Just man up and hold a bigger bottle bro and enjoy! Nice to see Antipodes has made it all the way to you from New Zealand too 😏
@SpaceGhostMars94 🤣🤣🤣 HANG IN THERE BRO! JUST KEEP FKN GOING!!😄💪🏼. I just turned 40 with no kids...now I have a great woman and I guess I'm not completely broke, but those two things could change in the blink of an eye so I'm just about with ya my guy🤣🙏🏼
Trump is one of the funniest dudes without even trying, I don’t even really care about politics but Trump will say the most random shit and have me dying 🤣🤣
Chris, it was hard for me, but try your hardest to keep your kids off of their tablet. Give it to them only as a reward. I saw a huge change in my kids after that. This world is super saturated.
I specifically remember Chris Delia saying if you have a kid, and if you have another kid…what are you doing?!!? 😂 man, how times have changed
Truth. Listening since 2017 but went to ep 1 to current twice. He’s had kids, went to a festival, and wears designer shirts now:) Went Cuda
I'm not sure if I missed anything, but for so long I had no idea Chris had a second kid because he barely talked about it😂 He would always just mention calvin
@@SO-if3ynBut also can’t forget “you become what you hate” that someone told Chris and it stuck with him for his entire life and so actually Chris has gone full circle and he’s actually a genius
@@coltonarmstrong7329 hahah you’re right. Be well.
that's why you're listening to ....
the ten minute podcast
“Surfboarding” KILLED ME 😂😂
I miss missed connections
Me too!!
NO I hate it
@@cc-sb1isYes. Don't be gay
I'm truly scared for my nieces' and nephews' minds. Their devotion to devices is essentially heroin addiction. Please take it from me: I was an heroin addict for a decade...and I PROMISE YOU- our phones have captured us all. It's mind bending, and I'm extremely afraid.
Sssssss’Dramatic
When I walk down the street and see 99% of people head 90 degrees down to their phones, I just think we're all idiots. They won!
Lol don't be scared. Know Jesus. It'll be alright.
YUP
I wasted so much time on Tuesday after my boss let me take the day off. I wanted to go for a 8-10mile mtb ride, wash my car and rake up at least some leafs. Only got a short road/single track bike ride cause I wasted time on my phone.
“I’d rather die….YAAAAS” 😂😂😂
That one got me for sure 😂
"I'm washing everything dude idgaf" 😂😂
I have taken the couch apart and washed it in the washing machine 😂😂😂
The fire edit with the baby dragon was 🤌 *chefs kiss* hilarious
Chris thank you for your podcast I just cannot get enough of it you are a comedic genius bro
Nice try fed!
Great job Chris!!!!! Ultimate good Dad good husband stuff. It's not easy but it's all worth it.
That biodome riff was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Holy cow that was funny
“I think I’m done with life” 😂
at 42:00 that’s how my dad is… he has me but no wife/girlfriend, no friends, just went to work and came home. retired. now he’s just at home. doesn’t go out to eat or go to the movies or take vacations. just sits at the house day in and day out watching bones 🫠
“Lastnite was a movie” bit absolutely took me out 😂😂☠️☠️
the last 5 minutes of the pod is classic chris delia 😂 please make that a standup bit
16:30 the dragon vomit noise😂😂
Chris really did a thing because you can tell a time was had when he made this movie of an episode!!!
LAST NIGHT WAS THE ENGLISH PATIENT
Chris's caption on every Instagram post about his shows should be "Last night was a movie".
Idk why Chris yelling is so funny 😂
This episode has slid comfortably into the ‘top 5 congratulations episodes of all time’.
From Vomit story to Liam Neeson to Trump eeerrllloves women to Last night was a movie.
TOP FUCKING DRAW dude. Congratulations 🎉
Poor billy really wasn’t feeling good!! 😢 but that was the most endearing story 🤍 you’re such a great dad Chris
When I think of the word Artesian I think of California
That’s weird because of I think of the exact opposite
We love you too, Chris❤ “Last night was Biodome!!!” 😂😂
Chris you need a home gym brother. I manage a warehouse and I can afford my own gym for my GF and I. Squat rack, cardio machine, free weights, kettle etc…because sometimes you can’t leave home, family ya know.
7:03 missing flights with babies is the ultimate stressor.. totes agree traveling with babies is a sport dude yyyaaassss 😂😂😂
So early my dog JUST shit on my floor right in front of me.... YAAASSSSS!!!!!
Your dog is dumb then. Plain and simple.
Why am i shitting out of my mouth?!😂
Be a friend to yourself Chris! Great laughs and reflections every pod.
Hey Chris, I work at Southwest and they actually are switching to assigned seating. I made an application that showed them it was more efficient than open seating and they made the decision based on that just this year. You're welcome! Haha
I’m gonna be in Torrence with Harrison Ford in a Porsche in the floorboards
Best podcast period. Every week . Consistent af
Last night was Fried Green Tomatoes is hilarious
That biodome had me dying 😂😂😂
Chris you’re a great dad. One time when I was 7 I asked my dad to read me a book which he had never done and he said “you can read, read it yourself.” He was going through a divorce I knew that and just went on about my day. I did kind of think that maybe only parents read stories to their kids in the movies and tv and it isn’t real lmao. But we laughed about it several times before he died rest his soul. Lmao.
Lol won me over with last night was biodome
Adam Ray hopefully gives his thanks and props for throwing him in your shows and your MORE CHRIS content and I know he’ll kill it on Netflix DR Phill special
As a married Dad with two kids and anger issues, there's literally nothing else on this planet that I relate to more than this podcast...
haven't listened since before I had multiple toddlers and MAN am I relating to this episode
I come here to forget about the stresses of my wife and kids to hear Chris’s stress about his wife and kids. Cool.
Being a Dad, in the fatherhood trenches.. can’t beat that feeling 🫡
Laughing to myself like a crazy person at the gym right now, cuz of the movie but at the end 😂😂
If you stop drinking coffee, your stomach issues will go away in a week.
This episode had me rolling 😂😂😂😂!
This episode was a Movie! 😂
Never heard someone say “last night was a movie” but I’m gonna start saying “last night was Biodome”
We love you too, Chris ❤❤❤🫂🫂🫂 I’ve been listening since episode 1. Fan since vine ❤
Both of my kids are the same age and I can 100% confirm there is NO chill 😂❤😢
40:11 as a therapist, can confirm….this is true. 😂
5:18 s’dad know? 😂😂
😅😅 love that your so honest bro 😅😂😂😂
The hate isn't real. That's some powerful dream shit. Don't discount it.
HE WENT FULL CULT LEADER IN THIS EPISODE. Log cabin certified banger. lol
Jesse Lee Peterson drop gets me every time. Amazin’!
44 with a turkey 🤣🤣🤣
Had the same dream with trump too 😂🤣
There is surf boarding lmao on the boarding rant 😂😂😂😂
You are the best man!
Love that he ends on fried green tomatoes😂
Stop acting like Shane Gillis isn't the best Trump impression on earth 😏
It’s average
He’s not gonna let you smash bro
he gave him props, what else u want?
Came to the comments for this exact one 😂😂
“That guy from SnL like” like he doesn’t know his name…
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I once saw Stephen Baldwin walking down the street in Nyack NY and yelled "BIODOOOOOME!" at him. I swear - it was a movie.
Stephen Baldwin viewed my Instagram story yesterday which was weird but shows he always watching. Expect him to comment here next
It was a story not a movie
there's some heavy thought provoking shit in this episode
Fell off empty rooms. 😂
Lol never been more entertained by a man talking about his life. Haha love it. Omgod! Trump talking about Arnold Palmer lololol wtf lol what a trip
Forty forty with the turkey lol
Last night was Bio Dome 😂
Great stuff, Chris 👏
The suicide suggestions rant was phenomenal
BIO-DOME was KILLER😂😂😂😂😂
26:55 so upset hahahhahha😅
Last night was Fried Green Tomatoes hahaha..☮️
You're insane in the best way.
The bio-dome bit was peak Chris wow
We all knew he’d say PHILADELPHIA next and maybe STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON 😂
im dying laughing he speaks by himself like a lunatic. its so hectic he loses where he started the topic on. love this guy
Not a football guy personally… I love baseball though. Favorite player is Pete Zookie. He’s having a great year.
41:38. Wrong mr chris.. ive felt that way since i was 7. Lifes the longest thing a human does... i guess life ripps but im tired ya know
I have literally nothing going on in my life. I moved to a new city after getting sober and I know nobody, have a new job that is just a shitty stepping stone job that barely pays the bills, have no car, no money, no girl, no anything really and I'm depressed as fuck. I would love to be stressed out because I have obligations to a beautiful family.
I laughed so hard at the last part I gagged
The Liam Neeson grunts whilst shitting on live feed had me in tears.
its a beautiful piece
Remember the Titans 😂😂😂
Prilosec on the box says it takes awhile to build a baseline to feel it working.
So much water🌊
Anyone know the name of the app he’s talking about 😮 27:27
DoIlikecomedianscomplainingaboutthierliveseventhoughitcouldbeworseandthierlifesok? Yesss dude!🤙
48:24 “just gonna wait for a few more people to hop on before we get into it”
Avoid suffering divorce father. As a baby, just keep letting it out on us. Instead of your family. I think that’s the secret. Don’t let it leak on them. Don’t vent also to the wife or kids. So just unload it on us. That is our function. Other of us have to let us out at the gym or unfortunately addiction or bad choices. Anyways peace out!
If I understood this correctly, Chris is having kids so he can stay motivated to be alive, lmao
you didn’t
@@Forman_ oh ok good lol
15:55: Bile's done! 🏃🏻🤮
Antipodes is the best water in the world bro. Bottled at source, glass instead of plastic. Just man up and hold a bigger bottle bro and enjoy!
Nice to see Antipodes has made it all the way to you from New Zealand too 😏
My favorite episode- thank you for this!
Do a special, Golden Hour goes to the gym episode... would be good content. Get 2 birds stoned at once
This episode was a movie
Lol I really hope There's not a 50 yr old single man with no kids, listening to Chris's rant on old nobodys.....cause he's not with us anymore😳
Nah. That's going to be me one day and I'm happy and relieved about it. 🤟🤤
I'm 30 with no relationship no kids living check to check and I already feel hopeless. 😂😀😐😔💀
@SpaceGhostMars94 🤣🤣🤣 HANG IN THERE BRO! JUST KEEP FKN GOING!!😄💪🏼. I just turned 40 with no kids...now I have a great woman and I guess I'm not completely broke, but those two things could change in the blink of an eye so I'm just about with ya my guy🤣🙏🏼
@@SpaceGhostMars94you got plenty of time
45:21 HEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAACK
Liam live on the toilet
"This is taken 5. Taken a sh!t"
But what movie is exactly what I say back to people 😂
Elon gold??? The worst trump impression I think you mean Shane Gillis and Jamie fox
This episode was a movie 😎 times were had
Trump is one of the funniest dudes without even trying, I don’t even really care about politics but Trump will say the most random shit and have me dying 🤣🤣
Chris, it was hard for me, but try your hardest to keep your kids off of their tablet. Give it to them only as a reward. I saw a huge change in my kids after that. This world is super saturated.