What If The UK Forgot Their Airforce? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 305
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0:00 _"Oh, lots of people are playing unfamiliar nations. That perfectly explains why the UK player might forget... oh no it's just Golden."_
Best gameplay is Golden gameplay
@@nightlock1882 shame that results are not *Golden*
*I didnt expect Golden, but it's not shocking he did not do well* 😂
I am ready for the VOD
Every time golden plays a major it is just comedic gold
It wouldnt be a Bokeon1 vid without one of the major powers forgetting some incredibly vital aspect of their gameplay.
Without golden forgetting. Just golden.
All in the script baby
@@aeris5142No Swimmy forgets too.
Or in Swimmy’s case just forgetting the gameplay in general
Two days ago I had the pleasure of playing a long hoi4 multiplayer game.
As Denmark. Took some effort convincing everyone that Denmark was a worthwhile nation...
By the year 38, I carried the war effort with one simple phrase; Ayo germany, you gonna put air up?
This was six months into the war.
We won, not because of competence, nobody wins hoi4 by being competent.
We were merely just awful while the allies were hopeless...
Nice script Bo, instead of just meta gameplay it was actual jokes and funny humor instead of people crying constantly. I hope this script gets a award
Yeah, felt so refreshing. Hope they will do more meme games, 6 years of allies vs axis became rather boring
@@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8хhard agree
@@DarkIsToNight blessed pfp
@@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8хespecially with people constantly arguing about the rules or meta.
@@kamirinikoI love how it’s blessed lmao
As Hungary, I agree. Nothing else happened. My tanks were definitely not encircled in Iraq and went on to win the eastern front. Honestly it was a fun match.
Hi Grisha
@@mmu8482 I'm not that guy.
Grisha plays hoi4 irl now
@@max_me_is😂😂😂
@@mmu8482learn ur youtubers!
The Swigma grindset has finally met its match, the Goblin Golden army stealer strats.
The golblen strats
First UK forgets the navy in La Manche, and now the air force? Wow, Snake of Denmark reuses an old script with some minor changes
Script is script!
Which one was the forgetting navy video?
Next they will forget the army...
@@fatrobin72isn’t that just Dankus?
I've cracked the snakes code for scripts:
Step 1: Make a major power forget a vital thing (preferably air or navy)
Step 2: Swigma
Step 3: Reap the benefits
The swigma male grindset rule 527 : When someone buys your steel, tell them to go f*ck themselves.
This has been a really good script, keeping it fresh.
Sometimes you forget just how much these guys have played hoi
Yeah that’s true there’s no way they’re forgetting stuff when they have 10k plus hours
@@Xashiko idk I feel like after you've gotten to a point with anything you have times where you just go on autopilot and not put as much thought into it because you're comfortable. It's like when a skydiver forgets to even check his parachute or put one on.
@@Xashiko 6K hours here - that shit is easy as fuck to forget.
That randomizer really screwed yall over. Out of all the players it could’ve given the UK to, it just had to be Golden.
I’m pretty sure a lobotomised snail with crippling dementia could play UK better than Golden at this point
@@KleinesSteinWho is worst UK? Golden or Dankus?
@@zacharysilver911 probably dankus, golden is dumb but dankus has main character syndrome something fierce
@@aidenkelly9641"don't worry guys, they can't Sealion"
Morgan Freeman voice: "they could, in fact, Sealion"
@@zacharysilver911 I’d say Golden, since Dankus actually achieves things and only self-sabotages by accident/ignorance. Golden actively cycle and team-sabatoges bc either he is an idiot or he thinks he’s funny when he’s not (we all know that guy in our friend groups).
This episode is a great callback to a classic Golden moment
Bo: "You're not gonna have an airforce then?"
Golden: "We do."
Bo: "You're not going to have planes..."
Golden: "We do!"
Bo: "Oh yeah? Where are they?"
Golden: "... In the factory"
Really love the script this time. A lot of 4. Wall breaking and exposition I must say it was about time
“It’s called the Camel” big brain Swimmy moment
Seeing golden refuse to give Canada Newfoundland felt weirdly familliar...
Shoes on the other foot now, isn't it Bo?
Snake of Denmark!
Golden: I WILL NOT YIELD, I WILL NEVER YIELD!!!!
Bokoen: the forts are already gone!
Golden: WE WILL YIELD, WE WILL YIELD!!!!!
I think Swimmy took the term "tank" a bit too literally when he added all those fuel drums.
Moral of the story: Never let Golden cook!
Golden isn't a chef, he's a microwave. He just nukes all your hopes and dreams away with angry outbursts and waves of 5head actions until the microwave timer ends and he makes it adamantly clear that he's done trying with a very loud, repeating message for a few moments.
The newfoundland situation is literally karma.
Bo once did the very same thing Golden did here when he was the UK (one of the first time)
Wow, glad to see Bokoen productions finally came to an agreement with the writers strike to get them producing good scripts again!
As a Canadian, hearing every time they say Newfoundland brings me immense pain. Never change, guys.
it's really our fault tbh
Swimmy put tiny guns on Heavy TDs... I'm imagining some sort of Churchill variant with a pathetic little 20mm cannon on the front! 😂
That would be more useful as an AA weapon (if the Luftwaffe wasn’t reduced to a some guys playing with models by 1944) No it would be like the Churchill Gun Carrier but with a 1-pounder.
Another episode in the Bokoen1 Cinematic Universe!
"Never before in the course of human history was so much lost because of so few"
0:55 bro did he actually did reference to RS2 video "the commander"
I imagine Golden being a snake-commander here giving an inspirational speech in Egypt to his men about how we won't yield then when the German panzers come he runs away screaming we will yield!
Someone needs to animate this lol!
2:40 3:18 Ratkoen strikes again, gotta respect the hustle as always.
I always wanted to participate in such a multiplayer game. It looks like a lot of fun. And since i never played HoI IV multiplayer, even Golden would look like a genius, compared to me xD
Last time I was this early, Dankus wasn't getting sealioned every uk game.
This is why I’d like to see them take alt-history routes more often. The Dominions could all break off from an incompetent Britain.
It’s so cursed hearing “newFOUNDland” instead of “newfundlend”
Shouldn’t have spelled it that way then.
0:09, " Any man who must say, "I am the King", is no true king"
Incredibly unique script today, I don't think this was ever done before, bravo Bo
"I'm lying chat" - The snake of denmark
‘Let Swimmy play a minor he’s got the heat’
The heat in question: 6:31
This is truly one of the golden games of all time.
I like when they put on fun spins like the meme games as opposed to just the normal meta plays lol
That House of Cards reference
*I will never yield*
The fact that none noticed your Feild Marshal screw up is so fuckin funny Bo.
I feel like if the Marx Brothers or Three Stooges were alive today and did live streams it would look something like this.
I wish i could have a game like this.
All i get is people who drop out or server pulls after having invested a huge time. Can any recommend a disq or some place where I can find serious people and actually have full games?
I dunno why but this video the convos felt hyper real, like they’re so self aware now I feel like pretty soon they’re gonna figure out they live in a simulation for our entertainment.
This is the funniest video to date. I've never laughed as often or as hard.
In this timeline there’s just one south African tank crew on a journey across Africa to die in the suez prob make a great movie
Ofcourse it’s fucking Golden😂 Part of the master strategy!!!!
Bo saying this is one of the most incoherent ally games but after watching so many of these Hoi4 games I have lost the ability to tell what is insane or normal for once I can't tell the difference anymore....
Allies roll “worst Africa campaign ever” asked to leave the realm of existence
Are you interested in playing the interactive novel known as Equestria at War?
"This might have been the most incoherent Allies in North Africa ever" 0:00
That's a very high/low bar to pass, let's see lol
Comms were incoherent, but you stayed in the Sinai and retook Africa. Fact checkers found your claim false lol
"it's called the Camel" oh my sides split, holy shit
At first, I thought it was simply a randomizer issue, that is, until it became a skill issue
I still boggles my noggin, the sheer amount of ineptitude in cooperating in North Africa.😂
Good to see the synopsis at the end, appreciate that.
I would love to see some more ck3 videos, you can do so much wacky shit in the game
Golden on UK, what can go wrong...
One of the best scripts bokoen has ever produced. Had me laughing all the way, sadly many aspects of this script was reused from other ones
Kinda historical africa Game pog
The swigma male triumphs again
Bo dying of laughter because of Swimmy’s shenanigans…and Swimmy unashamedly admitting to it was the highlight of the video for me.
I never play Hoi MP, but these videos always make me wonder if I should.
Golden forgets his brain part 307
A similar sounding story actually happened in a Spanish game I was playing where the Soviets didn't build up an airforce and we just slaughtered him with the planes he had I think I missed Sea-Lion though.
The Snake of Denmark is a master of deflection
On of your best videos
Imagine if at the Battle of El Alamein, the British just _forgot_ to send their plane into the air. They just let alk their pilots sleep in and miss the battle.
Average Golden UK game
If you zoomed in on swimmys single tank you could just hear the clown car music coming out of it
Pog
The North Africa situation is such a mess. I'm surprised you managed to turn things around.
im going to call it now and say golden lost
"What if the UK forgot their airforce"
You mean every time I play with a uk player?
What a amazing time to upload!
This video was great tbh, brought back some 2018 level shit.
Did a random multi-player lobby with a bunch of guys on discord a few times actually.
My favorite one put me as France and my best friend as Germany.
I went with third empire and he went with good old fascism.
He invited me into the Axis and we invaded the UK together.
He let me annex all of it and in exchange I let him annex the Soviet Union.
We almost lost because USA joined the Soviets.
Meanwhile Italy declared neutrality, became communist and invaded spain.
Japan and China joined forces and invaded the USA after we destroyed most of the US army in the war with the Soviets.
Where is the scene where Thomas naval invaded alone without telling anyone and then went on malting when he died
Golden in his prime
6:21
6:30
7:01
8:00
Best moment
Oh I love Golden lol
Loved the chaos, hope you do another random game sometime soon
The UKs getting a bit uppity and threatening to take control of units, it would be a shame if they "Accidentally" got annexed by Canada by use of host tools.
Maybe the Allies would have won thr Africa Campaign much faster if they just made more of the Camels
Reading the title: “Was it Golden”?
It’s always fucking Golden xd
Is this the one where Braun got salty and exposed Golden’s 10 hours on Evenicle.
DIdn't the Newfoundland thing already happen but when Bo was on UK?
I love the Swimmy tanks because they’re basically Muslim tanks 😂
You know, I didn’t believe when you said this was the most incoherent Allie’s, I was wrong. This, this was worse than most of my games. I loved every minute of it. Keep writing great scripts, Bo!
Are you guys allowed to go down alt history paths? You guys should've gone independent for the lols
This episode was really good more than usual
Bokoen (denmark) vs dankus (sweden) proxy war for the arms against tyranny game
Bo, please do more dumb shit like this, it’s way better than the micro episodes
I don't think Swimmy should be allowed to have free will
Oh no Bo as Canada 😬
The way he is pronouncing newfoundland is giving me cancer
Common Swimmy moment and brings a single tank to north africa
I didn't think bowas much a manipulator
how the African campaign actually happened
No air power UK.. is it a Dankus build?
i thought you were working on a vic3 videeo :((
I’m getting rilber flashbacks
I knew it was golden uk as soon as i saw the thumbnail
9:29 that name its hilarious