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  • @mrben6575
    @mrben6575 6 місяців тому +211

    Dumb and Dumber...these two are a class act !!!

    • @vinto34
      @vinto34 5 місяців тому +1

      New concept security...no concept more like.

  • @jamieprice23
    @jamieprice23 6 місяців тому +79

    Sums up security. Well done to whoever employed these 2 and took them off the streets. Legend.

    • @cronocide
      @cronocide 6 місяців тому +5

      Care in the community.

    • @kjp1232
      @kjp1232 5 місяців тому

      You are jealous because they have a better job than yourself so you feel the need to belittle them to make yourself feel better about your own existence

  • @Kit-Katts
    @Kit-Katts 6 місяців тому +209

    😆 Brains of Britain these two 😆 🤣 😂 😹

    • @lumo7461
      @lumo7461 6 місяців тому +18

      The seagulls around them were brighter lol

    • @kennethocongerskin9460
      @kennethocongerskin9460 6 місяців тому +2

      PRESS-UPS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 6 місяців тому +1

      @@kennethocongerskin9460 so funny

    • @michajanicki6860
      @michajanicki6860 6 місяців тому +5

      4:10 why both are so nervous and aggressive? are they sexual offenders or child molesters? or both
      very suspicious individuals

    • @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS
      @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS 6 місяців тому +1

      Nice job that, just stand there all day outside chatting.

  • @angiebaby3942
    @angiebaby3942 6 місяців тому +85

    Reggie a right wind up merchant and he reeled these two clowns in like a couple of trouts! 😂

  • @steventhomas2398
    @steventhomas2398 6 місяців тому +13

    I was crying laughing at this one, one of the best yet, keep up the good work Reggie, but let me ask you if you can hear me " What do you do though"😅😅😅

  • @doOf3r
    @doOf3r 6 місяців тому +110

    Two Security Guards, one brain-cell.

    • @elvishards8161
      @elvishards8161 6 місяців тому +1

      Stop giving them things crefit😅

    • @pebble1955
      @pebble1955 6 місяців тому +1

      one cell working part time, not during working hours.

    • @michaelpeacock9420
      @michaelpeacock9420 5 місяців тому

      And half of that's not working 😅

    • @susanmills4843
      @susanmills4843 5 місяців тому

      Which one had it this day.

    • @inquisitivemind2465
      @inquisitivemind2465 5 місяців тому

      The braincell's having the day off though 😂😂

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox 6 місяців тому +67

    Reminds me of an old catchphrase ' I heard that, pardon.'
    Reggie brightening up the day 🤣 I'll drink to that...🍺

    • @F1138-4EB
      @F1138-4EB 6 місяців тому +3

      showing your age lol

    • @TheBrawlBox
      @TheBrawlBox 6 місяців тому +3

      @@F1138-4EB Absolutely!

    • @brettkeepin808
      @brettkeepin808 6 місяців тому +2

      Ahmen to that 😂

  • @heatherbaker8596
    @heatherbaker8596 6 місяців тому +36

    Wow a real class act, from security, I bet his mum is proud of him.

  • @daviddavid1346
    @daviddavid1346 6 місяців тому +153

    IMAGINE HOW MUCH PAIN THOSE SECURITY GUARDS WOULD BE IN IF "STUPID" HURT 😂

    • @jamesoweaste
      @jamesoweaste 6 місяців тому +2

      Writhing in unimaginable agony

    • @michajanicki6860
      @michajanicki6860 6 місяців тому

      ````` 4:10 why both are so nervous and aggressive? are they sexual offenders or child molesters? or both
      ```````````` very suspicious individuals

    • @Steven-d6b7x
      @Steven-d6b7x 6 місяців тому +1

      I was thinking of a comment but I can't top yours 😂

    • @butmay1893
      @butmay1893 2 місяці тому

      im not sure if they are that stupid

  • @alid8646
    @alid8646 6 місяців тому +70

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reggie such a wind up!! love it!!😂😂

    • @ilikejelly7890
      @ilikejelly7890 6 місяців тому +3

      And they fell for it. 😂😂😂

    • @sherbert500
      @sherbert500 6 місяців тому +4

      I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

  • @F1138-4EB
    @F1138-4EB 6 місяців тому +86

    Pair of bellends got super trolled

    • @butmay1893
      @butmay1893 2 місяці тому

      how are they bellends? they seem alright

  • @englishbulldog6988
    @englishbulldog6988 6 місяців тому +123

    A couple of mothercare bouncers if i ever saw any

    • @davidbetts9332
      @davidbetts9332 6 місяців тому +1

      @englishbulldog6988 boucers at St. Pansies primary!

  • @darkscott1971
    @darkscott1971 6 місяців тому +19

    SECURITY ABUSING PUBLIC = SACKED!
    Hilarious as usual Reggie 🤣 Press-ups 🤣

  • @Adrienneten
    @Adrienneten 3 місяці тому +5

    Awh. I think it’s great when company’s take on special cases like this. We need more ‘care in the community’.
    Their mothers must be sooooo proud. ❤

  • @mrben6575
    @mrben6575 6 місяців тому +75

    This is hilarious ...pissing myself laffing..

  • @rdw9747
    @rdw9747 6 місяців тому +31

    RP is one of the few YT channels that move to the “must watch asap” category! Just genius!

  • @andrewfrear1333
    @andrewfrear1333 6 місяців тому +44

    reggie mate you need to be carefull dont forget theres a law against cruelty to dumb animals

  • @JunctionWatcher
    @JunctionWatcher 6 місяців тому +30

    “New Concept Security is based in Blackpool with a National footprint, founded in 2017 with the mission of raising standards in the private security industry” well these two fools missed the company mission statement 😂

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw 6 місяців тому +5

      Ive just emailed them. Im disabled and disgusted

    • @purplenurple6769
      @purplenurple6769 4 місяці тому +1

      Raising the standard by lowering the standards? Sure works for me😂😂😂😂

  • @leannenwaynenewton8515
    @leannenwaynenewton8515 2 місяці тому +4

    Comedy this Reggie 😂

  • @Jaws86
    @Jaws86 6 місяців тому +32

    They are going to get some stick off there mates for this 😂

  • @greatlambrini8722
    @greatlambrini8722 2 місяці тому +2

    “New Concept Security.” 😂😂🤣🤣 What a concept. 😂

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 6 місяців тому +41

    They're both about as bright as a five watt globe.

  • @happydace6991
    @happydace6991 6 місяців тому +74

    Any kids watching , this is the job you"ll end up doing if you dont listen at school . Think on kids 👍😊

    • @stuartgmk
      @stuartgmk 6 місяців тому +2

      😅😅😅

    • @fastyaveit
      @fastyaveit 6 місяців тому +10

      I was told by my teachers that if I didn't do better in school I would end up at Tesco on the checkouts, well I proved them wrong, I fill shelves instead, at Tesco.

  • @cliffbutler9820
    @cliffbutler9820 6 місяців тому +71

    Damn they really showed themselves up😂.

    • @robwilson8673
      @robwilson8673 6 місяців тому +5

      They certainly are a NEW Concept 🙈🤡🤡

  • @jeffclark8039
    @jeffclark8039 6 місяців тому +7

    Comedy Gold again Reggie 😂😂

  • @KevinOReilly-c3c
    @KevinOReilly-c3c 6 місяців тому +31

    Ironic that he had New Concept Security written on his back. He is definitely a new concept. Definitely a new type of mentally challenged person working in the security industry.

  • @TemporaryName80
    @TemporaryName80 6 місяців тому +42

    Like a modern-day Hale and Pace doing the bouncer skit.
    clowns 🤡

    • @davidbetts9332
      @davidbetts9332 6 місяців тому +4

      Der Management....erhu!

    • @TemporaryName80
      @TemporaryName80 6 місяців тому

      ​@@davidbetts9332😂👌🏻👍🏻
      By order of....

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 6 місяців тому

      I remember Hale and Pace when they were part of the Fundation at the Woolwich Tramshed. That was deep into the last century.

  • @stephen4518
    @stephen4518 6 місяців тому +24

    Graffiti in the background is so apt for so long.

  • @ExploreWithShano
    @ExploreWithShano 6 місяців тому +34

    Them security guards are sausages Reggie 😂 this new bread of security are so sensitive 😂 great video once again Reggie 😎

    • @darkscott1971
      @darkscott1971 6 місяців тому +2

      I was thinking of correcting your spelling, ‘breed’ not bread but these two pass for Bread in the head department. Also I wouldn’t want to them ideas, they could ‘Breed’ 😳🤣

    • @ExploreWithShano
      @ExploreWithShano 6 місяців тому +2

      @@darkscott1971 they are thick and soft so they pass as bread my friend 😎

  • @anvilbrunner.2013
    @anvilbrunner.2013 6 місяців тому +75

    Sure there's wiser chewing grass.

    • @howardelder4411
      @howardelder4411 6 місяців тому +2

      That's the second time I've heard that. The first was an old master slater. Up here in the Highlands of Scotland 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙏

    • @anvilbrunner.2013
      @anvilbrunner.2013 6 місяців тому +1

      @@howardelder4411 I learned it in Tyrone.

    • @pooooornopigeon
      @pooooornopigeon 6 місяців тому +1

      I heard that in an Irish accent.

    • @anvilbrunner.2013
      @anvilbrunner.2013 6 місяців тому +1

      @@pooooornopigeon You've good ears on ye.

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 6 місяців тому +7

    If brains were made of rubber, those two would not have enough to make a rubber Johnny for a Nit on a Gnat's knacker.
    Great stuff Reggie baby!! 😂

  • @Chef2866
    @Chef2866 6 місяців тому +10

    The Return of Beavis & Butthead

  • @SalamiNugget
    @SalamiNugget 3 місяці тому +4

    "New Concept Security" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @norflingtheconqueror462
    @norflingtheconqueror462 6 місяців тому +10

    Embarrassing, absolutely reeled in 😂😂😂

  • @KevinMacken
    @KevinMacken 5 місяців тому +3

    Well, once again you gave me a bloody good laugh Reggie. Do these people only come out to play on the days you happen to be there?.😆

  • @motorhead4870
    @motorhead4870 6 місяців тому +44

    First English security guards I’ve seen in about 5 years

    • @cgisme
      @cgisme 6 місяців тому +3

      And your point is?

    • @elcid6559
      @elcid6559 6 місяців тому +6

      What language would make it easier to understand his point. It's very clear, to me that his point is, he hasn't seen English security in five years.

    • @motorhead4870
      @motorhead4870 6 місяців тому +3

      @@elcid6559 exactly, it was written in plain English

    • @robwilson8673
      @robwilson8673 6 місяців тому

      and ? they,re a painter of logs 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JAY.KWALINE
      @JAY.KWALINE 6 місяців тому

      But what do they do?

  • @1966Graham
    @1966Graham 6 місяців тому +8

    We never did really get to the bottom of what security did. Great content

  • @Windscreen.tech1
    @Windscreen.tech1 6 місяців тому +16

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👌👌👌 Reggie you are hilarious love it 😂

  • @Rufus2325
    @Rufus2325 4 місяці тому +2

    Comedy gold these two security. Not a brain cell between them

  • @cronocide
    @cronocide 6 місяців тому +5

    I think Reggie has invented a new type of alternative comedy, this is hilarious.😆

  • @joemassepoes7842
    @joemassepoes7842 5 місяців тому +3

    If you don't eat your vegetables, you might become a security guard.

  • @jackoconnor21
    @jackoconnor21 6 місяців тому +5

    Top tier trolling Reggie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davewhittles
    @davewhittles 6 місяців тому +14

    what they do is stand around all day hands in pockets

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain 6 місяців тому +6

    The ending was hilarious, how many press-ups did you do? I will try to beat you 😂😂

    • @ReggiePhoto
      @ReggiePhoto  6 місяців тому +2

      Could only manage 1 tea was repeating on me mate 😂😂😂👍

    • @MarmaladeandTigger
      @MarmaladeandTigger 6 місяців тому

      I'd love to see the press up thing carried on by others 😂😂😂

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MarmaladeandTigger my grandma can beat 1 😂😂😂

    • @tumble927
      @tumble927 6 місяців тому

      AB and Reg in the same message thing...legend
      I was trying to ask Reg an unrelated question regarding a troubled Preston boxer.
      I don't normally communicate directly, but i thought Reg msy know something, as he gets out and about.
      Basically, a really talented Preston boxer who was on his way to the top, has had troubles the last few years, and i see he's back in Prison again.
      So sad to see,.
      Here's what I sent to Reg@-
      @tumble927
      22 minutes ago
      @ReggiePhoto Hey Reg, i know you probably didn't hear me in your last vid, but....lol
      ok, being a bit more serious for a minute, theres a troubled Preston boxer that I've been a fan of sinse he started. it's so sad to hear his downfall the last few years... He could have been World Champ, but is now in Prison again.
      As you get out and about and probably get to see and hear a few things along the way, ( except when you cant hear. lol ) i was wondering if you knew anything about him.
      He was/hopefully still will be in the future a Preston legend.
      His name is, and this is not a windup, his name is Scott......
      Although it's not Chegg. lol
      It's Scott Fitzgerald.
      Any info would be appreciated, There is only the latest arrest info recently, and hopefully he can get the help he needs.
      He's a great boxer.
      Thanks for listening AB. Maybe Reg will see this one. Maybe he doesn't have any info anyway....Preston is a big place. lol I don't think everyone there knows each other. lol
      Carry on your good work AB..

  • @lllucky13
    @lllucky13 2 місяці тому +2

    i just sent this to their employer hahaha.. new concept security

  • @1899P
    @1899P 6 місяців тому +3

    Very funny video, well done Reggie. Was so nice to see you bump into one of your exes. The delightful lady in the red dress😂

    • @stuartgmk
      @stuartgmk 6 місяців тому +1

      😅😅😅

    • @tumble927
      @tumble927 6 місяців тому +1

      She is the original Chris de Berg girl. She's still got it.

  • @BlindBaloo26
    @BlindBaloo26 6 місяців тому +16

    Press ups 😂 Top Guy Reggie! It's crazy how he even thought it was necessary to tell you why not to do press ups behind his car 😅 have a pleasant one, mate ❤

  • @WAC-qh6mk
    @WAC-qh6mk 6 місяців тому +21

    New Concept Security get these two clowns away from the public asap
    (no sia licence on display)

    • @mub_lana69
      @mub_lana69 6 місяців тому +4

      Reported

    • @JonnyParker-
      @JonnyParker- 6 місяців тому +6

      What an embarrassment to the company employing those two jokers .

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 6 місяців тому +1

      I reckon that's the least of their problems 😂

  • @Jim_Newlands
    @Jim_Newlands 5 місяців тому +3

    Why the f**k have you still only got 52k subs? This is comedy gold....harmless and hilarious. What vlogging should be! 😂👍

  • @Jiayne1335
    @Jiayne1335 6 місяців тому +10

    Qualifications needed for said job must be very low. Another amusing podcast.

    • @RMcL328
      @RMcL328 6 місяців тому

      The qualification is turning up every day

  • @CatCat-v5g
    @CatCat-v5g 6 місяців тому +2

    'New Concept Security'..Oh the irony..😂😂😂

  • @ThinWhiteDude
    @ThinWhiteDude 5 місяців тому +2

    I wondered what had happened to Bevis and Butthead...

  • @martydas6233
    @martydas6233 6 місяців тому +12

    Bloody hell what a depressing place.

  • @snelgrave101
    @snelgrave101 5 місяців тому +3

    If im reading the situation right, their both in SEKOORITY.😂

  • @stewarthulse275
    @stewarthulse275 6 місяців тому +9

    i am so glad i got out of security when you got muppets like these 2 ! it's embarrassing say the least !

  • @keglat1
    @keglat1 6 місяців тому +2

    New Concept Security!! The new concept is to employ arrogant, rude toss pots. Not able to describe the job they are employed to do.

  • @alanhill7997
    @alanhill7997 6 місяців тому +12

    The wafer man with the stubble is an absolute ball bag. He's about as bright as an eclipse.

  • @grahammark357
    @grahammark357 5 місяців тому +2

    What do you do, i can't hear you 😂😂😂 brilliant 👊👍

  • @Crikey-sunbeam
    @Crikey-sunbeam 6 місяців тому +7

    These security mouthpieces couldn’t secure a paper bag

  • @mickeytheviewmoo
    @mickeytheviewmoo 6 місяців тому +7

    New concept's finest employees. Top security solutions at a bargain basement price.

  • @shoot_the_glass5654
    @shoot_the_glass5654 5 місяців тому +2

    New concept security?!? Fook me. 😅

  • @mod19118
    @mod19118 5 місяців тому +1

    Another masterclass Reggie 😆 Who hired these two clowns?

  • @Goateeee2911
    @Goateeee2911 3 місяці тому +1

    Brilliant. Thickest Security I’ve ever seen(so far).

  • @cgisme
    @cgisme 6 місяців тому +7

    The first character in the video was the brightest (the seagull) 😂

    • @Sukitten-h3i
      @Sukitten-h3i 6 місяців тому

      @@cgisme Hahaha 😆 😂

    • @philipbonner6486
      @philipbonner6486 Місяць тому

      The seagull was the star of the video 😅😅

  • @philwarren4479
    @philwarren4479 4 місяці тому +1

    Omg…. These two need retraining so much… an embarrassment to the security industry and the company, they be out of a job straightaway if they were on my team 😡

  • @vinto34
    @vinto34 5 місяців тому +1

    Their own mum must be busy with the line forming around the block.

  • @angiebabe2813
    @angiebabe2813 6 місяців тому +4

    Given what's happened in our country lately, and two tier kiers state reaction (on the wrong folk) to it today, that reggie was a much needed laugh, the reactions from those 2 lads, unintentionally funny😂

  • @WopBopALooMa
    @WopBopALooMa 6 місяців тому +1

    😂 Comedy gold. If brains was dynamite these 2 wouldn't have enough to blow their nose 😂

  • @barbarawalters8809
    @barbarawalters8809 15 днів тому +2

    You are so funny Best you tuber

  • @tatsnneeps341
    @tatsnneeps341 6 місяців тому +1

    When you order chuckle brothers from wish... you get these 2 twa*ts 😂😂

  • @xpxp1
    @xpxp1 6 місяців тому +7

    "doing press-ups" 🤣

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. 6 місяців тому +8

    Hahaha, absolutely brilliant, love the reactions, quality.

  • @brianprince4983
    @brianprince4983 5 місяців тому +1

    Hahahaha haha perfect matey. Laughed my uckin arse off. Love and peace x

  • @rockbun3985
    @rockbun3985 6 місяців тому +3

    Reggie I know you're a UA-camr but what do you do...
    😂😂😂😂😂❤brilliant

  • @bazwax77
    @bazwax77 5 місяців тому +2

    Their attempt at beards is cute 🥺

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 5 місяців тому

      14 year olds with bum fluff, that also fills their heads ! 😁

  • @peterjakobsen613
    @peterjakobsen613 5 місяців тому

    We are so proud of you, chip chap, love mom and dad ❤security 😅😅😅who let them outside, chickens ,but no head no brain 🧠!

  • @gobshite
    @gobshite 6 місяців тому

    hahahaha, had me in bits. Bless the security lads. Not the sharpest tools in the box 😆

  • @ragnarthered2179
    @ragnarthered2179 6 місяців тому +1

    Don't play with your food reggie. But seriously keep doing whatever it is that you do. Legend 😂

  • @daytona1212
    @daytona1212 6 місяців тому +3

    New concept security?? What's the new concept? Employing children with a foul mouth?

  • @davidhathaway8271
    @davidhathaway8271 6 місяців тому +1

    If Poundland sold security guards this is what you'd get!

  • @derbyjohn972
    @derbyjohn972 6 місяців тому +1

    What a couple of little hi viz plonkers. Great work mate 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @professorpopkiss
    @professorpopkiss 5 місяців тому

    Brilliant and I like the song too.😂👍

  • @tuxster123
    @tuxster123 5 місяців тому +2

    Barking mad you reg...😂 😂 😂

  • @patpn4
    @patpn4 6 місяців тому

    Pure class extremely funny 🤣 well done what do you do can’t hear you 😂😂👿👍

  • @Crypto4Life86
    @Crypto4Life86 6 місяців тому

    Bro this has just cracked me up 😂😂😂these 2 clowns man 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣😂

  • @jamespayne3992
    @jamespayne3992 6 місяців тому +2

    Why didn't you ask those two 13 year old security guards, what they do?😂

  • @ohwow1573
    @ohwow1573 6 місяців тому +1

    This is hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @debbieinglis143
    @debbieinglis143 6 місяців тому +1

    Class Reggie 🤣🤣

  • @walsingham-xxiii
    @walsingham-xxiii 6 місяців тому +8

    So Thompson and Venables are out then.

    • @JAY.KWALINE
      @JAY.KWALINE 6 місяців тому +1

      Low 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dooby-138
      @Dooby-138 4 місяці тому

      In their 40s now

  • @purplenurple6769
    @purplenurple6769 4 місяці тому

    Cool tunes 🎼 🎵 🎶

  • @user-vf8ut2ic2d
    @user-vf8ut2ic2d 6 місяців тому +2

    Feel like the first part was made just for me
    I can EAR YOUUU hahaha
    Where do ya dooo it tho
    Too funny mate

  • @Scano41
    @Scano41 6 місяців тому +3

    Reggie this has to be the best

  • @MrArthand
    @MrArthand 6 місяців тому +39

    Not the sharpest tools on the box those two 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @MJ88Owl
      @MJ88Owl 6 місяців тому +4

      Tools though 👍

    • @Thomo.
      @Thomo. 6 місяців тому +1

      Pair of spanners

    • @Andy-O374
      @Andy-O374 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MrArthand ON the box? Do you mean IN the box? Did you spell a 2 letter word incorrectly? 🤣

    • @MJ88Owl
      @MJ88Owl 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Andy-O374 He probably did it on purpose, just to see if the Spelling Police get involved.

    • @Andy-O374
      @Andy-O374 6 місяців тому

      @@MJ88Owl Correcting someone who calls other people stupid is acceptable. Hypocrisy should be pointed out. Also, correct grammar is important because people instinctively judge others on how they communicate.

  • @dejavoue88
    @dejavoue88 6 місяців тому +3

    This is why inbreeding should be stopped in the UK .

  • @TheTCaddy-k7j
    @TheTCaddy-k7j 5 місяців тому

    Quality mate!! You crack me up👍👍 keep doing what ya doing. 👍

  • @rappidog
    @rappidog 6 місяців тому

    Reggie!!!! Funny as fkkk,,, love it ,

  • @al3k
    @al3k 6 місяців тому +5

    Haha.. the kids at the start totally folded under your banter power, poor guys.. 😂 For some reason they reminded me of my neighbours small dogs that run up barking to the fence but then run away all stressed and scared back near the house when you come up to them and try to pet them.. :)

  • @RMcL328
    @RMcL328 6 місяців тому +2

    Post Brexit England. A desolate, barren landscape populated by zombies.

  • @PhilJordan-y3m
    @PhilJordan-y3m 6 місяців тому +1

    New concept security, is this the comedy sketch of the year, what a pair of new concepts. Are these security kids for real. I thought the bottom of the barrel had already been reached,obviously I was wrong. Nice of the pc at the end to offer you a drink.

  • @Keepinitreal61
    @Keepinitreal61 6 місяців тому

    "New concept security" must be like the restaurant that abused customers. 😂
    SIA licence check on number 10 isle. 😂