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"What's 17 more years?" - a disappointed father
I can always start again
Make another kid
I think.... I think I miss my wife ( if you get what he misses her for)
Your mother was more like a pet to me
That's why i love internet, people can chat about omniman just for fun
My man has ocean of blood
lmao
Underrated
Blood ocean starts playing
More like tsunami of blood
@@doomslayerisunderurbed now there actually is a ocean of blood hahaha
“I can always start again… make another kid”
Rebirth is a wonderful thing 😂
@@sthomjoseph1058 😅😅😅
Another disappointment
👊 👊'😵💫'👊'🤕'👊👊👊
irl new game+
I like how he has almost 200 bleed arrows and no bow 😂
That's a good thing lolz. Remember the havels double repeating crossbow spammers from dk souls 2?????? We often forget how good we have it vs back in the day haha.
@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 repeater crossbow back w dlc XD
I was thinking he was planing to throw them by hand😂
Trust the bleed bro, its gonna proc trust
You shall know good players switch weapons during the fight
“Back in my day… We finished Elden ring on level 1, no weapon upgrades, no summons, no rolling, no jumping and blindfolded.”
the most important of all: no breathing.
That's luxus
I played Elden Ring with only my feet
@@miimiibeschde4818 Nah, you need to perform a hand stand while playing with your feet, otherwise you didnt beat the game
@@idontknowhowtonamemyself7414 I'm sorry
the fact that some people do that is insane!(other than the blindfolded part)
Not even Rykard was so blasphemous
Not even Messmer
@@30000beesinatrenchcoatwell messmer still somewhat loves marika so he isnt as blasphemous as rykard, but still pretty damn blasphemous
@@Domarius_Greyrat🤓☝️
That's whx he was defeated.
Lmaooooo 🤣 Preach bro
No that’s a mastermind right there, “he keeps switching weapons but nothing is changing what’s going on” king of psychological warfare
Who's gonna tell him......
😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂😂
A psychological attack, like an attack by sailors riding zebras.
Bro think he general grievous
This comment deserves more
General keno….radan
Black Blade Kindred: Hello there....
BEST comment XD
Ah, General Rahdan
So, two river of bloods were not good enough that you brought 4 more 💀
Yes 😂
You have 6 hand ?
@@Ragul1245stuff them in your seemingly infinite pockets
@@Ragul1245 General Grievous
@@Cellthegamer B-but, durability isn't a thing? Why?
He got all the way to ng+5 for this, dedication.
More than likely he bought those swords online.. very cheap and easy to get
@@jimakridge7639 even more likely its just a cheat engine and took him 15 seconds to set up this screenshot
Na there was a dupe glitch for runes using the ps+ online safe. He probably just duped em bc you could give away non upgraded weapons
@@mrg6991I remember when the game first came out me and a couple of friends were duping runes and fully upgraded weapons all day 😂
Think I got to 556 and couldn’t carry on it was hurting my hands..
I sold that weapon starting Ng+2 hahah and now that weapon is useless
“Are you sure you want to delete this save data?”
*confirm*🗿
Ah yes, Rivers Of Arrows, my favorite.
Son you forgot some flask and your family subscription has ended
Finally someone with my profile!
@@estebanjacobojr5518 brother
I mean... last time I checked, rivers of blood couldn't fire arrows.
He got a point
he shot arrow with his ass.
That's why it's an ass build ya dipsh** 😂 sorry no offense but come on brotha be smarter then that , we got millions of years of evolution developed behind memes 😂😂😂
Bloody arrows out the hind side… bigger picture to weapons of choice here.
Yea stacks of useless arrows 😂
I use rivers of blood (only one) not for pvp or to make pve less difficult, but instead I use it because I love the ash of war, I love its design especially because it looks like Jetstream Sam’s murasama, and it is powerful. What I normally do tho to make it still a challenge when using it is only level it up when I feel like I’m doing barely any damage to a enemy
Based on
I made a jetstream sam cosplay and love using rivers of blood
I dual wield mine and in my opinion they are the best katanas before the dlc stuff
@@TLLegend-mt7bp they nerfed RoV bit too much so objectively moonveil has edge. but ppl can have personal taste tho
Using a rivers of blood takes more skill than using a greatsword and staggering a boss every 4 hits🤣 Rivers of blood isn’t broken like it used to be.
That's the build of someone pissed at playthrough #7 boss fights 😂
I swear on my life that it won't happen. He will play a full beast build (weapons and incantations included) and will learn to be humble. 😤
Good man, too many assholes that immediately think you want them to play blindfolded when you suggest a different build 😂
@@2oshow Thank you. ☺️
YES i love playing the beast and crucible incantations only, that was a whole character I had
@@2oshow exactly, these mfs r always exaggerating, its a meme at this point sure but half of them are actually srs
Make him run the grafted blade greatsword while naked the entire game
Back then when rivers of blood was the only weapon we used. The day it lost it's edge would go down for it.
I still haven't used it. Picked it up several times, but not once used.
Same @@ClonserHalphalive
I literally have never used it, beaten it 4 or 5 times now. Once by myself, and every other subsequent time with a friend trying to beat the game also. I saw on3 meme the week it was released about thw rivers of blood and just subconsciously rejected it, I guess. Looks fun, very annoying once upon a time to fight.
“We”
It lost its edge because it became known as the spammers weapon on choice in pvp
“I will burn this planet down, before I spend another minute living among these animals.”
"Looks good son, as long as you are enjoying your time"
Miyazaki made 200 for you, and you still use that, man. You personally killed Miyazaki.
"Your honor, this shit."
"Deathblight."
Gif of him just standing at the first step site of grace with two other phantoms waiting for 1 invader to gank
Bros starting his own dynasty
"Yes this is my son. He's autistic"
Hahahah
M8 I’m autistic and I don’t do that
as an autistic, not even I would commit such debauchery
@@30000beesinatrenchcoat @Captain_Sanders You guys are right, RoB syndrome should be its own category.
@@Amiritelads full dribblers use rob
Bro has arrows because why not
Yeah. Its heart wrenching, especially if they have a suspiciously high collection of rune arcs
“The mark of a true lord…”-Malenia
Oh God, a build that's well recognized as an effective one, the horror!
Right lol
It's not just well recognized, it's been effective since the game dropped. There are people that refuse to use other weapons solely because this singular one exist.
found one lol
He knows the ways 😂😂😂😂 once you figure out that blood build is actually cracked u don't go back 😂😂😂
There's a distinct lack of burred and bloodbone bolts. Could use a few Kukris as well.
Father: How is it that my son is gay?
grow up
@@syt3189 ? Can I have a more detailed answer?
You let him wear his sisters dress my brethren, it’s on you.
@@rmwilliams8193 The child's socialization often takes place in a circle of peers. And sometimes even earlier if he has been surfing the Internet since an early age. Unfortunately, most parents think that setting parental controls or partially restricting access to certain content will somehow protect your child from degenerative LGBT-related content and so on. But the truth is that parents should not limit the child, but independently teach him life values and instill education.
@@syt3189cry harder 🤡
Why did bro call me out 😭
Please, join the OOGA BOOGA instead
@@Meta_bolt I am tempted.
@@Meta_bolt or maybe I'll join the snipers instead with the bolt of gransax
@@stupidityx1088”Professionals have Standards”
@@springbonneh7496The build is too strong bro... Can't go back. Beat Malenia 1st try + Promised consort Radahn in like 20 mins.
I actually use rivers of blood but not like this lmao
The mimic tear just completes it
Bro thinks he's Jetstream Sam
The bloodline dies there
"This. This, son, is why you'll serve and NEVER lead."
"Look dad I'm stacking bleed."
Bro has the most craziest blood build
Im going to take identity check, because that kid is not mine
*Paternity test*
@@ZachZone nah im not fatherless, mine was just an abusive prick who was either gone or beatin on me or my mom
“Son, playing elden ring was a privilege, a privilege that you now no longer have”
As long as he changes the fashion this looks perfectly fine to me
That Varre mask is pure disrespect on such a poise filled set. Almost like they enjoy making them bleed.
If you have even a single FP flask, you're disowned.
Honestly hard disagree. The ash of war are cool and add flair. Played all the dark souls and I agree Elden ring builds make the game easy but it can also make it fun if you don’t hyper build around weapon Arts. Nothing quite as cool as no hitting a boss and then finishing with a super long wind up ash of war.
@@dakotataylor993 I know the FP flasks were to spam Corpse Piler. The comment was not meant to be taken seriously
My strength build has more FP flasks than HP to spam the ash of war.
*laughs in Square Off*
Giant hunt 🗿
To be sure 6 rivers of broom broom hits hard
Me as soon as a boss that’s not immune to bleed stars giving me trouble:
Out of my house…
“b-but dad…”
OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!
If that is your sons build then you raised him wrong
if my son doesn't show me a holy strength build im disowning him
Bro is general grievous from start to finish wars
Star Wars sorry
“I will never pay!”
- Motivated Dad
No not this racist build
Bro I beat the entire game with one rivers of blood wtf is so bad about this? What the fuck am I missing here?
You played the game on easy mode is what your missing 😂
@@californiansniper2133its not even that good anymore
@@californiansniper2133 thats such a bullshit 😂 you get the sword really late in the game and I loved to play it too for a while. And before you ask. I've killed Malenia with a normal sword, cant remember anymore. Without summons, shield, and ghosts the whole game. Fromsoftware fans are really retarded.
Nothing is wrong. Play the game like you want to. The other players just have some small D Issues and have to compensate it somehow.
@@aldobarra6847 you beat the entire game spamming ash of wars dont talk boy
*sighs* “roll the Omni man clip.”
"You having fun? Yes? Alright, keep it going"
I would be disappointed to. He should've just went for double slash nagakiba
Yeah there’s so many better options for weapons I think this is not chosen cuz it’s one button needed
Side note. This scene of The Walking Dead deserved an Emmy
He doesn't even use the other quick item tab
Bro's got the whole Amazon's river of blood
I’m so glad I grew out of my bleed arc
Thou shall never part ways with the blood
Ha "ARC" i hope that was intentional.
@@KizWhalifa. nah id play a dragon knight
Bro was a blood shade back in the pontiff days 😂
I graduated on my bleed arc after fighting Renala on my first playthrough lol
No comet azure detected
The boy can stay family
I mean rivers is worst 😂
@@aaronherazo7978 you meant mimic tear
@@aaronherazo7978 wayyyy worse. I’ve literally never been hit by someone using azur. Just too slow of a wind up
@@aaronherazo7978There's no fucking way you guys are still whining about RoB 2 years later, after all the nerfs.
The arrows and no bow to use them is so real lmao
To quote P5R villain… *E V E R Y T H I N G*
Imagine being upset for other people playing the game with items in the game meant to be used in the game
Bro tells all his friends he’s good at Souls games
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Not even my 2 rivers of blood can be this...this...
Ayo how'd br find my build???
Stacking up on those bleed numbers😂😂
Equipping blood arrows without a bow is such a disrespectful flex 😂😂
"Looking lika fool out there son?"
The blood arrows with no bow, the Varre mask with the bullgoat set, it’s perfect 😍
father is disappointed because his son didn't even played a game, he just loaded father's save
So long as he's winnin' and having fun.
I mean, at least he had the determination to go through 6 ng cycles for all of those rivers of blood.
“Yeah my least favorite boss is Mohg how could you tell”
"All the other kid with the pumped up kick better run"
“It’s okay son, as long as you’re playing the game and enjoying it doesn’t matter your build”
He will never know his father had only colossal greatsword with no armour
I love the equipped bleeding bolts with no way to fire them.
The son: Another Rivers of Blood to add to my collection! -coughing ensues-
Excellent. He has joined the darkseid
He's just roleplaying as the 6 sword saint
"Son.. where is your twig! You need a freaking twig!"
me after doing alexanders questline and learning i have to fight him:
Knew we should have let him outside
6 rivers of blood and arrows with no bow equipped
I'm the Elden Ring (everybody laughs)
The fact he doesn't even have a bleed bow but has bleed arrows equipped 😂
Its the 6 fucking ROB that got me 😂
Back in my day we used the holy method of bonk or get bonked
He ain’t even got a bow for those arrows 😂
This meme will never die lol
Was literally me when 2 of my nephews told me they were doing rivers of blood builds
Bro has more rivers of blood than there are actual rivers in this damn game!
I need a mandatory DNA TEST!!! 'cause this is a problem.
Damn he running the blood tsunami 🌊
“Come on son we’re gonna go visit raya lucaria I know someone who’ll fix this ”
The lord of blood
And bro has the sea of blood
Bro forgot his scorpion dagger
the bleed arrows and not even having a bow xD