This just tells me I don't got what it takes to be a hero or a good person. I'm keeping the money and running, I'm attacking the massage guy probably on a reflex alone, I'm gonna be king if nobody can really tell the difference for some reason and RIP humanity 🙏🏽
* A man chops my cheeks? Well unfortunately for him, that is the traditional mating call of the Coldcuts lineage so we are now betrothed. If he doesn't like it, well that's his problem. 😏 * If the bank accidently makes me a rich man, I'm going to blow all the money in a week and probably go to prison. And they'll never see their precious dollar bills again, but that's their problem. 😏😏 * If I am accidently made royalty, well I'm absolutely going to go mad with power and it's soon gonna be the whole worlds problem. 😏😏😏 * And if gay aliens abduct me and make me immortal...Well who's problem is this? 🤔 My roommate's I guess, rent is all on him now but I'll send him a postcard.
The internet is a weird place so I know there is a good chunk of people who would take that last deal for immortality alone. Personally if aliens came to me with that offer I'd just think they had the wrong person.
IKEA the swede right into his köttbullar to make him know he did wrong. Also tell him his country sucks at ice hockey which ain't remotely true but now we are going for the maximum payback damage.
For the bank thing... what you do is, hand your card off to someone you trust and have them drive as far and as fast as possible to an ATM you've never been to before in an area you've never spent money. At the same time, then you go back in the bank and report your card stolen in person. That way you have an alibi for the about the same time as the money is being withdrawn. As it is theft from you, you wouldn't be guilty of wire fraud as the money was technically never in your hands. They correct the money situation as best as they can, you get a new card... meet up with your friend and live a life of millionaire status the same way as the survivors from Goodfellas.
That happens pretty frequently where the bank accidently transfers millions of dollars to the wrong account lol. Don't spend it though, it's worse than you having to pay it back. When it's obviously a mistake and you clearly knew it was an error, it's actually theft, and because you are spending thousands or more sometimes, you can go to jail for years over it.
l've had it where l had an old cheque l thought l didn't cash so l do just that using mobile banking it goes through no problem they call me a week later saying that $500 was already cashed fam we taking it back
I sometimes have "what if" conversations with friends but Internet Historian takes it to another level 😳
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In case you didn't know, JonTron and Internet Historian have another video on Jon's channel
He have a channel since when
This just tells me I don't got what it takes to be a hero or a good person. I'm keeping the money and running, I'm attacking the massage guy probably on a reflex alone, I'm gonna be king if nobody can really tell the difference for some reason and RIP humanity 🙏🏽
I like to say i'll give it back but at the end of it I changed my mind. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN"
where are you going to live after the aliens destroy the earth
Just got back from work. Needed this Queen
* A man chops my cheeks? Well unfortunately for him, that is the traditional mating call of the Coldcuts lineage so we are now betrothed. If he doesn't like it, well that's his problem. 😏
* If the bank accidently makes me a rich man, I'm going to blow all the money in a week and probably go to prison. And they'll never see their precious dollar bills again, but that's their problem. 😏😏
* If I am accidently made royalty, well I'm absolutely going to go mad with power and it's soon gonna be the whole worlds problem. 😏😏😏
* And if gay aliens abduct me and make me immortal...Well who's problem is this? 🤔 My roommate's I guess, rent is all on him now but I'll send him a postcard.
At the end of the day it's somebody else problem lol...I LOVE IT!
Gotta love how most of these end with somebody getting a loosey goose. Forced marriage, going to prison, gay aliens.
@@anonymousanonymous7018 Can't forget as King I would...
Take control of all zoo's and set the gooses loose. 🙂👌
Remember, if you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's *their* problem.
@@TheAngryXenite Fairly certain you'd be arrested. Even if its a bank-error, taking that money will land you prison-time.
The internet is a weird place so I know there is a good chunk of people who would take that last deal for immortality alone. Personally if aliens came to me with that offer I'd just think they had the wrong person.
IKEA the swede right into his köttbullar to make him know he did wrong. Also tell him his country sucks at ice hockey which ain't remotely true but now we are going for the maximum payback damage.
Rthe damn timing
YESSSSSSSSSSSS INTERNET HISTORIAN PEOPLE
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I like your humor along with the straight face . Black queen. Def got a new sub
There si a collaboration in JonTron channel, why not check it out?
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For the bank thing... what you do is, hand your card off to someone you trust and have them drive as far and as fast as possible to an ATM you've never been to before in an area you've never spent money. At the same time, then you go back in the bank and report your card stolen in person. That way you have an alibi for the about the same time as the money is being withdrawn. As it is theft from you, you wouldn't be guilty of wire fraud as the money was technically never in your hands. They correct the money situation as best as they can, you get a new card... meet up with your friend and live a life of millionaire status the same way as the survivors from Goodfellas.
That happens pretty frequently where the bank accidently transfers millions of dollars to the wrong account lol. Don't spend it though, it's worse than you having to pay it back. When it's obviously a mistake and you clearly knew it was an error, it's actually theft, and because you are spending thousands or more sometimes, you can go to jail for years over it.
Strangely enough not the strangest sicarios I've seen come from this game xD
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HEY GURL!!! STONE OCEAN PART 2 IS UP!!!
Heya there! Finally early to one of these!
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Wanted to watch this video but also watch queenblaze.
Oh.
Well alright
l've had it where l had an old cheque l thought l didn't cash so l do just that using mobile banking it goes through no problem they call me a week later saying that $500 was already cashed fam we taking it back
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Hells yeah
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id get all moy no bit coin :3
No Jontron & historian part 2 👀?
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