Nerd³'s Hell... Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta
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- Опубліковано 5 січ 2015
- Unfarted.
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All other music is in game music. It makes me want to give up on games altogether.
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Some poor kid got this for Christmas
The idea of that is hilarious. Some clueless grandma gets this piece of shit for a kid instead of Uncharted. HAHAHA.
well to be fair it was made in Saudi Arabia.
Ryan Fanstone its on ios and android
F's all throughout chat for that poor, poor, poor soul & the desolate bombed out remnants of what was left barley standing of their childhood after playing through 15 minutes of this!...
roflmfao xD
This game was only released digitaly and most parents probably dont give there kids digital christmas presents.
Just wanted to point something out. As an Arabic speaker, I know what Ibn Battutta means. It can mean either two things depending on how it is written in Arabic and pronounced. Firstly, it can mean Son of a potato, "Ibn" meaning "son of" and "Battuta" meaning potato. Secondly, it can mean Son of a duck. In this game, it is pronounced duck(actually not the formal word, but Egyptian slang for duck or "ducky"), since potato is pronounced differently and is also written differently. So to conclude, in this game it is not pronounced potato, but it is pronounced "ducky", meaning they are looking for the treasure of Son of the Ducky.
It might be a refrence to an Islamic scholar.
Bro Anonymous May be, frankly I am not sure, I have never heard of an Islamic scholar with such a ludicrous name.
It was a story about him losing his faith over a woman.
How is "No one" said? Checking because of AC 1.
Well I did my research and Ibn Battuta was a Christian Monk alive at the time of the prophet. He was the one eho confirmed he was a Prophet.
Unfarted starring Nathan fake
Mark ass brownie
Ok, so at one point someone said how his great great grandfather was alive at the same time as Ibn Battuta. Ibn Battuta was alive in the 1300s. Unless that guy is a few hundred years old, he's talking ass syrup.
+Doctor Bane ...
Aunt Jemima?
The Nameless One ???
Troy Baker played, according to a behind the scenes video, the main character. But he seems to be voiced by someone else. I wonder if he quit during development (for obvious reasons) and they just put his name in there to have some "star power" in their game.
AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS SINCE THIS VIDEO, I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING: IN 10:30, IT SAYS 1525BC, BUT IN 16:21, A FUCKING LOADING SCREEN, IT SAYS 1325BC. THIS GAME CANT EVEN KEEP ITS BULLSHIT PLOT STRAIGHT.
49:08 “This game was 8Gb... Maybe we’ll see some of them” Brutal!
I keep coming back to this lets play, year after year. It is just so good.
I like how they modeled a 2010-2011 Toyota Rav-4 almost exactly
How do I know this, cause that's what I drive
Probably stole the model.
I get the feeling Dan actually enjoyed playing this game.
He enjoyed playing this the same way as he is enjoying those awful german simulators.
Yudha Baskara awful.. WIR GERMANS SIND WORKING HART FÜR OUR GREAT SIMULATOREN! WIR HAVE DIE BEST PROGRAMMIERER EVER. WENN YOU HART WORK DU CAN REACH ALLES!
Jk, they're really awful.
( If you could read that shit above you are awesome! ^^)
Zach Demand the game was made by a gibbon
@@heresjonny9487 this gave my german expat brain a stroke
What's really depressing is it seems like half the dev team actually did try to put some effort into this. The music is okay, the modeling and visuals are reasonably well done for an indie title and there are other bits and pieces that show actual time and dedication was put into this. Then you get the writing, animations, and everything else which absolutely destroys all that hard work those people did.
Old fart: "Where'd you get your driving license young man?!"
*is actually the one driving*
I still wish I could make something like this. Even if it's not a good game, I'd be proud of myself for making it.
Would you? Would you really?
+RiShift he is still a noob in making games, at least it is better than nothing
It feels unfair to me how people compare a game like Unearthed with probably a small budget and not that experienced and talented developers with huge big budget games like Uncharted made by a big company like Naughty Dog.
@@CyberLance26 Well people are obviously going to make comparisons to Uncharted when they blatantly rip off Uncharted, but as a game it could be way worse.
@@quinnandvalor9657 Yea but i meant more technical stuff like how the game works, animations, frame rate, the graphics and other things that people complain about.
"Is this a Jim Henson production?" is an underrated line XD
the title literally means unearthed trail of son of a potato
+ryan sanders (and his 2 stroke) or son of a duck/y
Ibn Battuta was a historical figure
+Some Random Guy Gaming
Are you certain? Potato makes waayyy more sense
+ryan sanders (and his 4 stroke) That would be Ibn batatta
Teh Sef CLOSE ENOUGH
It's been literal years since I saw this and just now realized they got David Lodge to do voicework in this.
What did he have to pay off a parking ticket or something?
I don't know, Nerd. The game looks rather charming, it's like they tried but fucked up, but at least they tried.
That's the point. They didn't really try; it'd be _much_ better if they did. It's basically just trying to capitalize on the popularity of Uncharted, no actual quality necessary.
Jonathan Hughes Yeah, though this looked a little surprising for a Unity game. A little.
+Jonathan Hughes uncharted did that with tomb raider. The diff between that and this is money and skill after all unless you know how something is made you cant really say people didn't try in making it.
Gamer Guy I'm an idiot who has tried to make games from raw code. It's tough if you have no clue what you're doing. These fellas look like they kinda tried, fucked up but were confident enough to try and sell it.
I find it charming, really.
Yeah about that ever heard of game called kabus 22 its like residents evil clone but its actually very scary and good I like except the voice actor for English and the ending
Nathan Fake later went on to become Scipio Africanus
lol the game is so copyed that it even has graphics like uncharted 4
Jack Berlington agreed. Fucking grand theft looks like shit after this.
Jack Berlington were you shot in the eyes before playing uncharted 4
"The most amazing secret" *Face Palms*
face palm x2 combo
I think I figured out why he stopped Nerd3's Hell; Dan's lost his mind.
+Jesse GD He didn't he just converted Nerd3's Hell into Nerd3 hates..
+Danny Zeddy Nah, Nerd3 hates was slightly different, and quite better.
+Xenomorph Captain Vex Ghost of the brony community
ok dad.
Yeah, the fist fight sold it on me xD
I've seen worse though tbh. The environmental/conceptual design in particular doesn't seem that bad, considering what they probably had to work with.
at the end when the narrator said, "were so close, I can feel it," I swear that's the narrator from the Stanley parable.
I appreciate that none of them ever question how all the torches are already lit in a supposedly never before seen tomb
you touch peoples hearts in bizarre ways, dan. thank you
So, that website at the end used to redirect to a poorly designed advert of a website, but it now just leads to a website about the publishers. Seems that they've long given up on even trying to fix this mess.
46:25 strange coming back to watch this years later for a good laugh that non dirt bike looks like a unity clone of the bike I ride now
9:57 Her hands are possessed!
Someone was like "Make sure their hand gestures are within shot at all times! Their absence is detrimental to the understanding of the dialogue!"
Coming back to this during the quarantine because this is one of the most hilarious videos!
This is one of my most favourite videos on the channel - would not be opposed to a episode-2 playthrough ;)
it never came out
Dan certainly would be opposed! lol
Unearthed: At Least You Tried.
I’ll be honest this doesn’t look terrible in hindsight. They shot for the stars and landed in the sun and burnt terribly, but what a journey.
I have set my expectations at the bottom of SCP-087
that's an infinite dungeon
+Zane Reed exactly
Kirk Cooey I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT 087 IS FUCK
Terrible animations? Terrible voice acting? Unnecessary knee-slapping? This game is literally a pantomime...
Unearthed
Trials Of Lawsuit
The motion capture reminds me of Food Fight too much bleurgh
It reminds me of talledega knights "I don't know what do do with my hands" scene look it up if you haven't seen it it's great
*Nights
***** yeah I mean 2012 Foodfight
***** I haven't seen the footage from 2003, but literally anything is better than 2012 Food Fight
1:06:06
NerdCubed: Oh my god...
Nathan Fake: Oh my god...
Me: Oh my god, not even the game wants the next one to exist.
Do developers even test their games before releasing them anymore?
+Z!r0 h4ze Nope, here's the development process for most triple A companies now: LHJEGRJ:LSVDNJBSIO:NBJLVIJNVJWF:JKNLWVEFILNF JILVWF:KKNDVN:D VDS.......RELEASE THIS TO THE MASSES POST-HASTE!
Just ask SEGA
+Z!r0 h4ze nope cuz FUCK HARD WORK!!!
no
They expect the poor unsuspecting people who buy it to test it, then they decide what ones to fix based on how long it would take to fix it. if it'll take more than a half hour to fix, they don't bother.
I love games that are so bad, they are actually good. Deadly Premonition is one of my most favourite games.
5:22 I'm super surprised he wasn't amazed by the guy, who had been limping around the place, full on sprinting to cover
No one gets me laughing like NerdCubed :D
I wonder if the buildings are all stolen from another game, they look quite good!
Moroocan building
Unearthed: Fortune of Ibn Batuta.
Unearthed 2: Among Arabs.
Unearthed 3: Players Deception.
Unearthed 4: A Developer's End.
7:10 some people say that Sifu has the best hand to hand combat but real gamers know that Unearthed perfected combat years earlier
Seriously, Saudi Arabia had a great opportunity to get into the gaming market, and what's the best you can come up with? An Uncharted knock off, and a very shitty one at that.
really...
A GIANT FUCKING MP5
+Tforce Sims
Could be a HK54 or a converted G3 rifle, Heckler und Koch really likes that look when it comes to rifles and their SMGs.
***** nah the hud shows an mp5.
Tforce Sims You realize a lot of H&K's rifles kinda have the same profile, right? Besides, if you really want shit models, TF2's got quite the rep for odd weapon models, an Ithaca with an ejection port? A really fucked up G36 made to fire in bolt-action?
Looks like an oversized MP5's basically just derp and kind of an unfunny thing to really focus on in the pile of charming vomit that is this game.
***** shut up yur confusing...tf2 is taking real guns and mixing them thats like the point .the whole genre of tf2 is fictional I could understand if you were talking about csgo fucking up...
***** I love you...yur the only one who isn't avoiding the obvious in csgo.csgo is retarded I mean everything is inaccurate ppl swing sniper rifles around like toys its just a train wreak of a "skill based fps".
#Unfarted
please leave
No you dont have a life
Killer, read the description...
It's insane that 80% of this video is just level 2 😂😭
The opening cutscene/trailer/credit roll used the music from Strike Force Heroes 2. I...they...they couldn't even get an original piece of music for the one minute they intended to use it.
Best game link - IGN
At the very end when Dan went "You should be shot, you should be shot you should be shot you should be shot" just killed me.
for those of you wondering, in the original release when we got to any combat the game would turn into a fucking teken style 1 v 1 fighter with separate health bars and everything
Well, at least they tried with original environments and gameplay rather then copy pasting shit from an asset pack.
Did anyone else notice the possible fourth-wall break in the dialogue? Where he mentions how he’ll die if “the quick-load button doesn’t work”
I know I really shouldn’t be paying attention to the dialogue of this game, but I just wanted to mention how strange that was...
not to mention that the music in the "opening cutscene" is the same as the awesome flash game Strike Force Heroes 2.
Uncharted at home
When you buy uncharted from wish
Another 1hour 7 minutes and 8 seconds of Wrestling that's more interesting than actual WWE
You guys also have to check out The Legend of Zord, it's also a rip-off of The Legend of Zelda & Prince of Persia, along with Unearthed they're both made in the Middle East which is a coincidence.
UA-cam recommands me to go to nerd's hell, thank you youtube for recommanding me to go see hell.
This game is very original, the golden dagger used to open some door was NOT ripped off of Uncharted at all. #ripUnearthed
Can't tell if troll
In the driving bit, I was thinking "Crap, you're trapped in Castrovalva!!!!"
I bought this game for 79p. THATS LESS THAN THE PRICE OF MY LUNCH!
Is it good?
@@iimunchblockstrike3875 D-Did you watch the video?
Actually kind of ambitious
Unearthed: The Trail of Ibn Battuta, brought to you by SUPERMARIONATION!
Out of curiosity I went to their website, they make no mention of when Episode 2 is coming and their facebook references a new game "Badiya". Guess this is abandonware now.
12:30 aged well
Ibn e batuta is an actual real person. He was a traveller in the 1300s if I remember correctly. That's probably what the title is referring to.
12:28 8 years and this joke is equally relevant 😅
You know a game is bad when fucking ride to hell looks visually slightly better by comparison.
Thank you UA-cam recommendations
this is a good youtube game
17:13 I like how his headset goes through his ear
raiding tombs and uncharting mysteries in videogames
54:31
"It is forbidden to write on the walls"
36:33 Good thing this is also a "sniper rifing pistol"
Lol
Hahahaha the part when it notificate you to take cover "mmm smooth " hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
A Hell that is 60mins long? *gets popcorn*
Can't believe I watched the whole thing.
Loving the game link.
ONE OF THE BEST HELL VIDEOS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
"He's British! He can smell tea 8 miles away". Yeah, either that or he's part Chinese. You know. The people who invented tea.
@ 37:06 That "MP5" is so very disproportionate compared to the actual thing. It's as if they thought it was an assault rifle while programming this monstrosity.
+NapKnack It's clearly just a .50AE remake. :V
Even then, it makes no sense.
NapKnack None at all. :V Especially with those 5.56 casings it's ejecting.
I love how the gun picture doesn't actually look like the gun he's holding
so many references..
Nathan Fake should be canon
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
Lol, when he said Snakes on a Train I misheard it as Snapes on a Train.
Doctor Bane can't decide if that would be a better movie or a worse one. lol
Definitely better
"Get these muggle-fucking wizards off my muggle-fucking train."
are muggle-fucking wizards how you get mudbloods
10/10 game 👏
lol
Lmao xD
I also build game up 10/10
The funniest of the Hell series..
They should call it "Unoriginal trying to fallow in the trail of uncharted"
Let me pack a bag for raiding tombs...
1. Gun
2. Some mags
3. ??
hmmm nobody has ever been in this tomb. Remote controlled car or Flashlight?
Fuck it I bet they left their eternal torches on, so remote controlled car it is. while I'm at it I'll install some high tech cameras but it definitively doesn't need any kind of lights.
You are the bonana king Charlie !
11:43 are you my mummy? I AM THE MASTER OF PUNS
Im arabic and Ibn Battuta (ابن بطوطة) LITERALLY means son of a duck.
What a name.
It does look bad, but unfortunately the Tomb Raiding game genre is so limited, I probably end up playing it.
Compared to the other things on hell and hates, this game is like the cure to cancer combined with the Mona Lisa
The flamerate is strong with this one!
Ok among the things we now know, we know the title means Son of a Duck, and Nathan Fake is a real person.
Oh my god this was almost 2 years ago. That's... scary
tell me about it...
The Close Combat Is Like DAYZ
My brain keeps reading the title as Unhearted
I think the reason people in bad games don’t/barely blink is because there are weeping angels every where