It wasn't Head/Eyes If you look he gets hit on his neck/torso One tapped thru his slick with that fatty .338 or somethin. The Altyn wouldn't have saved him
Agreed. When I see dead bodies in extract I wonder why someone did that. Noone can loot them in 10 seconds. At least I can't with bags inside bags and such by the time I exfil
@@grzyb11 LMAO, just look at the LMG reloads in tarkov, they are so fucking fast, in real life you take 30 seconds to 1 full minute to reload a belt fed.
@@grzyb11 They really aren't, the way Tarkov PCs/NPCs reload is rather slow. Fact it's only that way so the animation can be displayed, no way would I be calmly reaching into by belt, slipping my 1911 mag into my colt and sliding back. I'm going to use my training and go fast, because I practiced, why? I was trained, because Tarkov PCs are supposed to be PMCs, so I have no idea in what world a PMC could get away with a snail reload underfire. Try again.
@@kokuokirai1103 Dude my damn PMC must've been starving for weeks before I logged in this wipe. I can't even keep up with finding enough food for this fat lazy ass
This is me after killing 3 gigachads at resort with 3 meta weapons, tagilla's rig, loot from the rooms just to get killed by an exit camper right in front of tunnel after 20 min of slow walking
if you get killed by extract camper it clearly shows you didnt kill any gigachads earlier this raid or you simply fallen for the oldest trick in the book which makes you noob af
@@Pentazemin44 i think there are more then 4 players in shoreline so your comment makes no sense, plus yes i'm a big noob i just started to play this game 1 month and an half ago in solo
Get an injector case, put mules, sj6 and propital in there. No more slow walking, you wanna extract just pop those bad bois and youre out in a couple minutes
You forgot to mention Nutella and bits of asphalt. Because there is no asphalt and toilets in lagged behind Russia, apparently. Only in glorious and prosperous Ukraine!
How does Russia differ from Ukraine? In Russia there is civilization, in Ukraine there is a barn. And only Ukrainians believe that there are no toilets in Russia. It's easier for them to live this way. They think that if there is poverty and chaos in their country, then it is the same everywhere.
Well, as a veteran, but noob as well, can't aggree more, i turn a entire mag into a person once and he die after that by bleeding, his friend one tapped me...
@@nikolajgrebenjuk4651 Возможно кастомный на большее количество. Существует куча вариантов от кого угодно, хоть от китайцев, хоть от поляков, хоть от американцев. С уверенностью можно сказать, что патроны там 7,62х39, а остальное из видео не понятно...
And ALL the rest of the FPS games are sooo f...ng REAL that I can't differentiate if I'm watching "Real Footage" . LOL :)) . Get the F Outta Here ..........!!
BWAHAHAHAJA LMFAO IK DA FEEL TOO WELL only Division 1 and 2 for me. Literal rng roll if i win my stuff or get ganked n loose all my stuff its a win loose shituation. XD luckily i only do dz pvp for clan exp. XD ooof....dem memories lmfao
@@m4_patriot374 same for me even though i suck ass at pvp its just somedimg aboit the dz but damn never did survival. My god i saw some vids on it looks kool af but damn i could not survive in survival. Dat pvp is too much for me n the damn hunters. XD
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Дебильная игра, именно по той причине, что показана в ролике.
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Greed’s a hell of a thing
I tell my self I'm a greedy bastard after killing another person increasing my chances of death lol
@@Mrgetnogirlz based
the road to most missery starts with greed. Budda
He took the underpants😂
👍👍
He made one huge mistake: did not lower the armor mask
Это не поможет, если куст сидит с патроном snb
I got panicked and forgot 😰😰
@@TrueMobster fatal mistake
@@Antero_14_based_88 огромный шанс рикошета, +снб может и не шотнуть так как это тарков
It wasn't Head/Eyes
If you look he gets hit on his neck/torso
One tapped thru his slick with that fatty .338 or somethin. The Altyn wouldn't have saved him
"No amount of training makes you bulletproof"
-Joe Macdonald, Lindybeige
yes but training make you remember to put on your mask armor
A yes, the "Zero to Hero to Zero"
Ending is way too relatable
But we can have a happy ending 🥹
@@TrueMobster I Believe 🫡
Agreed. When I see dead bodies in extract I wonder why someone did that. Noone can loot them in 10 seconds. At least I can't with bags inside bags and such by the time I exfil
Russian broad wars
@@halfabeer4403 Spite.
He missed the eating ONE SPOON out of stew and throwing the entire can 😂
2
You forgot the most important thing : The hyper realistic 20 minute reload.
Cry?
bro they aren't that bad
bro? real life reloads can take way longer than tarkov reloads go back to cod
@@grzyb11 LMAO, just look at the LMG reloads in tarkov, they are so fucking fast, in real life you take 30 seconds to 1 full minute to reload a belt fed.
@@grzyb11 They really aren't, the way Tarkov PCs/NPCs reload is rather slow. Fact it's only that way so the animation can be displayed, no way would I be calmly reaching into by belt, slipping my 1911 mag into my colt and sliding back. I'm going to use my training and go fast, because I practiced, why? I was trained, because Tarkov PCs are supposed to be PMCs, so I have no idea in what world a PMC could get away with a snail reload underfire. Try again.
Dont forget the instant death from not drinking in every 5 minutes
You have no idea what you talking about
@@izi3742 While it's not every 5 minutes the fact that I can't do a 30 minute raid without running out of food and water is crazy
@@kokuokirai1103 Dude my damn PMC must've been starving for weeks before I logged in this wipe. I can't even keep up with finding enough food for this fat lazy ass
@@kokuokirai1103 get your skills up bro stop wanting games to coddle to you being bad
@@kokuokirai1103bro do that shit in the menus, if you're a scav, deal with it
Just the loot overfilling the luggage case had me cracking.
Honestly how much loot is too much loot, I could’ve carried more 😰
I have to get these 2 tank batteries I found on woods at USEC camp to the car extract! Nothing else matters!
In this game, each corpse has its own owner
Nice phrase
Фраза века!
Ты буквально процитировал одно из главных правил этой игры.
Я же процитирую второе : часто бывает, что кусты имеют глаза, уши и бронебойные патроны.
good phrase but the corpse props on like every map...
A game where you steal everything except the enemy's underwear 😂
That one teammate gamer that is greedy as hell for loot, and ends up like this during fight 😂😂
This was me after looting a 3man I killed 😭
what's going on with this extraction?
@@TheAlpha2008 Average extraction camping rats
@@EC-hf8ui ok
Dude I spend 100k on an M4 just to be hit while watching a parry from 200 yards, the shot came out of nowhere where the gun fight was happening
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"Rage quit and delete"
Then reinstall the next day and repeat 😂
Yall spitting lines that are neat
@Robert Taylor get sent to prison, and get Big Bubba’s meat.
Bang klu bikin konten ngga Uda pake iklan nda kreatip
@Robert Taylor 🤣 That's funny AF. Had me rolling. 👍
Never open your armor mask while escaping
Suitcase needs to be brought into the game
Or carry a backpack in your hand.
you used to be able to bring in the t h i c c case
@@loogi8264 and nikita said "no fun for you" and removed that feature, because of "cheaters" ofc.
Forgot to mention how he was shot across the map by someone with wall hacks and aimbot
A true story 😰
Should have wiggled 🤷♂️
На русском
This is me after killing 3 gigachads at resort with 3 meta weapons, tagilla's rig, loot from the rooms just to get killed by an exit camper right in front of tunnel after 20 min of slow walking
if you get killed by extract camper it clearly shows you didnt kill any gigachads earlier this raid or you simply fallen for the oldest trick in the book which makes you noob af
@@Pentazemin44 i think there are more then 4 players in shoreline so your comment makes no sense, plus yes i'm a big noob i just started to play this game 1 month and an half ago in solo
just a simple advice KILL ALL OR GET KILLED
Get an injector case, put mules, sj6 and propital in there. No more slow walking, you wanna extract just pop those bad bois and youre out in a couple minutes
@@BtugaRula i had 4 slot pauch so i couldn't bring an injector case, with epsilon container now i can finally bring one
Вот оно!!! Чемодана на колёсиках очень не хватает!!!)))
все унитазы потырили ОНИ.
The ole Stank Rat got em again.
This happened to me after killing a 4 man on customs. I stopped playing tarkov for 3 weeks.
I recently stopped playing dayz for 2 days.
The Extract Camping was icing on the cake. Beautiful video, dude.
hoarding of essential goods is a federal crime😂
Love your videos guys keep up the good work
That yellow mag is throwing me off man!!😂😂
Прибарахлился на свою голову😂
Walking to the extract rolling a suit case had me crying laughing. 100% correct
На каждую хитрую оппу есть уй с винтом!
didn't even use the Altyn face shield, Chadding Timmy had to learn the hard way.
The irl version of this is shooting guys carrying toilets and tv's their trying to send back to their family.
You forgot to mention Nutella and bits of asphalt.
Because there is no asphalt and toilets in lagged behind Russia, apparently.
Only in glorious and prosperous Ukraine!
@Лучший всех! it’s true look it up
@Лучший всех! I wish the toilets and washing machines were just a joke. It's all true.
How does Russia differ from Ukraine? In Russia there is civilization, in Ukraine there is a barn. And only Ukrainians believe that there are no toilets in Russia. It's easier for them to live this way. They think that if there is poverty and chaos in their country, then it is the same everywhere.
@@prfwrx2497конечно правда Укрпочта в 14-15 г когда укры были на Донбассе работала в три смены везя с Донбасса награбленное .
Ролик который выглядит гораздо круче чем все игры
You guys are having so much fun, I wish I could be part of it
Bro the pain I just felt can’t even be describe 💀
Ëпти, на одном из кадров, чувак умудрился магазин обратной стороной воткнуть. Вот же силища.
Это барабан, ну или диск, кому как нравится
@@100ginбубен
Это скилл. ))
HA the Tacticool carry-on 😂
I really expected to see a guy get shot 50 times and still be able to somehow aim and shoot his gun accurately
And then head eyes you
Well, as a veteran, but noob as well, can't aggree more, i turn a entire mag into a person once and he die after that by bleeding, his friend one tapped me...
MW2022 realism mode's ai: hi there,3 bullet to kill one so...9 bullet to kill three.
I'll laugh farting if you say you need 3 hit to kill on the Head/Eyes
@@kitsunemesis if not more, if they have armor it could take like 10 shots LMFAO, MW2022 is WILD.
Жадность фраера сгубила
The way he was laying there naked with his mouth open cracked me up
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- Abraham Lincoln
Your shorts are🔥🔥crazy production value
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Я думал у меня в животе бурчит, а это музыка такая😅
Bro that is so true 🤣
Where could I get a 3 stripe balaclava like that?
search gop tac balaclava
😂 на калаше чё за банан?)
Магазин на 40 патронов 7,62х39
@@antiplusnwgsmfulу РПК калибра 7,62 40 патронов и магазин не такой изогнутый и он короче. Здесь похоже патронов 50-60...🤔
@@nikolajgrebenjuk4651 Возможно кастомный на большее количество. Существует куча вариантов от кого угодно, хоть от китайцев, хоть от поляков, хоть от американцев. С уверенностью можно сказать, что патроны там 7,62х39, а остальное из видео не понятно...
@@antiplusnwgsmful да, 5,45 не такие изогнутые.
Landmark whenever he leaves a raid besides the dying part 🤣
The definition of "fat with loot"
완벽한 엔딩
Иногда думаешь, что играешь ты, но на самом деле играют тебя...
Love the work u put in your videos keep it up
shopping in Walmart tarkov feels like
мародерство оправдывает жёсткая необходимость, лишнее таскают именно они.
Кто "они"?
@@yarrikmте кто в сюжете, чистый мародер: убил , все снял и на тележке укатил.
Пока наряжался в цацки, попался на мелочи! 😊
Omg i had this situation so often ingame 😂😂😂 crazy good quality of videos bro ❤❤❤👌
That's exactly how I imagined it! 🤣🤣
вот так -готовятся ,собираются на войну,закупают всё самое лучшее-а в реалии даже противника не увидели ,хорошо если 300,
Ну так это и не реальность.
I need that balaclava, where did you get it? (Three striped one)
I asked that question and some guy told me you can get it from the official website
Gray shop or Mordor tac
Lmfao idk if homie was going to rob a bank,gonto war ,or board a flight with all that luggage
Bro went from 0 to 100 to 0 real fast
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And ALL the rest of the FPS games are sooo f...ng REAL that I can't differentiate if I'm watching "Real Footage" . LOL :)) . Get the F Outta Here ..........!!
BWAHAHAHAJA LMFAO IK DA FEEL TOO WELL only Division 1 and 2 for me. Literal rng roll if i win my stuff or get ganked n loose all my stuff its a win loose shituation. XD luckily i only do dz pvp for clan exp. XD ooof....dem memories lmfao
I loved the dark zone and survival
@@m4_patriot374 same for me even though i suck ass at pvp its just somedimg aboit the dz but damn never did survival. My god i saw some vids on it looks kool af but damn i could not survive in survival. Dat pvp is too much for me n the damn hunters. XD
Lol the backwards mag is super funny😂
imagine your walking on the battlefield carrying a buttload amout of body armor
Мародерство,- одно из самых мерзких проявлений войны!
Только вот в таркове нет войны.
Мародерство - это вопрос
И ответ на него - ДА!
Что в бою взято, то свято
That banana clip tho😂
Walking down the middle of a street ? Walking pulling a cart ? 😂
You either die a rat or live long enough to be a loot drop.
All that precious loots, gone in one shot😂😂😂
"Raise your visor they shall not shoot us here on this sacred ground"
That big ass banana clip had me rolling
Those attachments are worth more than my car
Bros be walking Arsenals 😭💀
*DAVAI MACHII!*
(Head, Eyes)
Me after looting for a long ass time just to get sniped
The loot lust gets me every time
that's literally how real life works
that ". . . yep" mood at the end.
you forgot, where he falls through the ground for no reason and just gets the K.I.A deathscreen
I actually work with the guy who came up for Killa 😂
all those loots only to be ratted by Stankrat
The safest extract in tarkov be like:
What go's around, comes around.
Правило таковчанина: Не привязывайся к луту
Kaban after you killed all his servants, the pierced your head eyes
You'd be better off if the guy stole the washing machine😂😊
在戰場上這個行為
很容易被友軍 誤認敵軍😢
In the end you tried to one tap a scav from 50 metters away and end it up getting a "head, eyes" from him from a shotgun
Трусы тоже забрал,,,,,,
Tarkov summed up in one short video!
Bro should have put the visor down😅
*Furiously punching keyboard.*
Take all in the backpack....even a foe fits inside😂
That one dude with a mosin
absolutely nailed it
Типичный курьер 😅😅
climax scene😂
Oh that was the headphones, i legit thought it was a thong 😂😂😂
в общем говорится "умей вовремя останавливаться"
There’s some truth about not taking a dead man’s gun