"José Jalapeño's bad day" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM
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- Jose and Peanut "debate" on whether they had a good day or not, in this clip from my 2006 special "Arguing with Myself." Enjoy!
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You helped my Dad through his battle with esophageal cancer and thank you is so inadequate!! Thank you from our souls for bringing light to Daddy when everything seemed so dark!! We love you!! LOTS of love and hugs from Kansas!! 🤗💗🤗💗
You were awesome in Tampa this week
Any chance you will do a tour for melbourne australia too?
@@lisaphillips2306 😊😊
Your welcome
“I need to come back AAAAAOOUUUUUT.”
“.....You can’t come back AAAAOOUUUUUT.”
They sounded exactly the same when they said that
...
almost like they were the same person
You can come back out, but you can’t come back AAAAAOOUUUUUT.
5:05 - 5:09
I want to see the girls
What girls
Any girls
What makes you think a girl would want to see you
Jose has the steek
@@marilynrakestraw3085 Gettin' a little racy out here, isn't it? 😳
This the first ventriloquist that makes me think these puppets are real.
Yes
I watch this often, brightens my day during this Covid mess!
Paul Zeldrin is cool too :3
I know. I have to keep reminding myself that they aren't.
Try Paul Zerdin
When Jeff says "Well I don't speak Spanish" then I crack up when Jose stares at Jeff
Heff*
🎉
@@Constantine_Cvl8 His name is actually jeff
@@forxstzleafbell5205 That's the joke. Jose says 'Heff' because the 'J' is pronounced as a 'H' in Spanish, which makes Peanut 'think' that Jose said the wrong name.
Yep
People who came here from Crazy Cae?👇
Here! 😂
Ok I’m taking adendece uhhmm people how came here from crazy cae?
Here
Me😅
Me and I love your videos ❤
"I don't speak Spanish" and the way they stare at him, it kills me everytime 🤣
Do do do do do do
Picture if you will
Am i missing some information?, because i can't seem to figure out why it is funny. Can someone please explain?
@@ianbos3581 Because Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist that can't speak Spanish, yet his puppets just had a dialogue in spanish, hence the puppets' spooked reaction.
@@Conman0093 well now I feel stupid😂😂
"Anything else happen today"
"No"
"Si"
"Damn"
Hands down, best part!
@@19jacinta88 Haha ikr
what happened?
RandiTheGamer64 6 he slammed my steek in the door!
@@aidaniguess830 and now I have a soar steek!
In the 70's it was trendy to have multiple personalities to get off a jail sentence, but Jeff has turned it into an entertainment cash cow. Jeff's no dummy.
Oh, hi Leo
But Jeff does work with dummies. Okay, I could've written "puppets" but the joke wouldn't have worked then.🤣
But he is a dummy, at least according to Peanut.
I disagree jeff is a dummy did you forget?
Hi Leo!
The genius, the sheer comedic genius of peanut and Jose speaking in Spanish and Jeff feeling left out is simply amazing.
"What makes you think a girl would want to see you?"
"José has the stick~"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Um...
Kids, this comment isn’t reserved for ya.
@@savagesibs1971 I don't get it
@@stqrzxjaz UH OH UHHHH
@@stqrzxjaz That's uh a joke for the century
“Anything else happen today?”
“No”
“Si”
“Damn”
When parents ask the kids how their day was ?
lol
2:12
Who loves that show
That's like when I come home and try to hide the fact I failed a test but ultimately fail
"You were supposed to take him to the spa"
"I took him to the s🅿️a"
edit: thx for this many likes this is the highest ive ever got tysm
"No you put me in a vegetable steamer" "it's the same thing" edit:holy cow I got 19 likes on my comment now 50!?! NOW 62?!?!
“ The same thing?!” “ yes it gets hot and steamy and it goes ding”
Pruple basterd
Mexican condiment
Did you have a good day?
Yes
No
Shut up
0:49 José makes the most epic comebacks.
I think the one at 1:30 is the best in this gig.
1:01 I like this one.
Purple bastard
3:28 Peanuts expression and Josè turning round just makes me laugh every single time!
Peanut cracks me up every time, he’s my favorite character.
If U like Jose & Peanut You should really be here when me and my old lady go at it. At least get here before the cops show up that is...
You can just about hear the record scratch when jeff says he can't speak Spanish 😂
Jose: du du du du du du du du~ :)
@@Yumi_69142 4:37 This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac! Olie!
Jeff Dunham .... The only person who can argue with himself and not be considered to be insane
there is one other person thomas sanders
@@blue_is_a_nerd8098 You're also forgetting Paul Zerdin.
Trunks that’s hilarious
Or Phil Hendrie
@@blue_is_a_nerd8098 I was gonna say "Thomas Sanders: Hold my Crofters"
"What makes you think a girl would want to see you?"
"Jose has the stick..."
🤣
I'm dead lol
*_José has the s t e e k_*
😂
@@sleepy184 Very very dead XDDDD
What does he mean by that?
The way José Jalapeño "talks" always get me hahahaha
"Don't close the door"
"One big one!.... On a steek"
"I wish to see the señoritas" ❤❤❤
Jose has the steek. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAHYAHYAAAAAAH
I AM JOSÉ JALAPEÑO
@@michellep4296
.
.
.
@@michellep4296on a steek
Just reading this killing me,🤣
"I'm not khappy on kHalloween"
"What the khell is wrong with Khalloween"
I'm dead🤣
*"There are no costumes on a stick."*
I watched as I read this lol
"You could be a fudgesicle."
@@TheZero1312 *laughter*
Me too💀
( 00:05 )
"No, we did not HHHHHAVE a good day."
"Yes, we HHHHHHHHHHAD a GREAT FRICKIN DAY!!!"
A GREAT FRICKIN DAY
@@SpeedyBlueSA2 😂🤣😂🤣😂
WaaaaHHHttt
Oh I thought he said the f word
@@2gamers490 you mean f-cking?
2:23 Peanut laughing reminds me of a kid acting innocent but yet so young and immature
“Do not drop me, señor”
“I won’t drop you José”
“ I then would be José the Jalapeño on the floor”
“Do a little tap dance and we’ve got salsa”
“ That’s terrible.”
“Not with the right chips it’s not”
“STOP IT”
Lol that's funny
let me guess salsa
Weeaboo Hamster I’m sorry José
Lol
This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac...
Jeff: your supposed to take him to the spa
Peanut: I TOOK HIM TOO THE sPpa
Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer.
*audience laughter*
Peanut: It's the same thing!
Jeff: the same thing?!
@@velocityzhd It is too! It gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes D E E E E N G
@Beetle Juice Purple Bastard.
@@velocityzhd Mexican Condiment!
“I lost my wife to a Jalapeño”
“A jalapeño?”
“On a stick...”
Spanx Bambii, you know why, right?!
Probably because of a horrible pogo accident😂🤣
@@johnpearson2519 doing doing *echt*
@@caljones OLE!
Time stamp?
The way Peanut says ‘What’ 🤣. Peanut is my all time favorite 😂
You were supposed to take him to the _spa_
I took him to the S *_P_* A
swordsmancs he put me in the vegabel steamer
@@emilysanseverino1612 Its the same thing
The Meme Max the same thing
@@emilysanseverino1612 It is too it gets hot and it gets steamy and it goes Diiiinnnnng
The Meme Max purple bastard
Jose: "Don't close the door."
Peanut: "Why not?!"
Jose: "the cockroaches..."
On a stick
you have cockroaches in there?
One big one!
@@cypernexus8727 a big one
@@RandiTheMarioFan64 Jose: On a stick
Jeff: I don’t speak spanish
*both looking at Jeff*
José: *twilight zone theme*
Peanut: picture if you will
Epic
@@phantomthiefjoker939
Justin and Jessica down syndrome
Melissa with Mike
Pam with Darryl
Nancy with Richard
Emily and Robert
I'm sorry, I'm wooshed, somebody explain it to me
Viet Trung La They’re puppets
He’s the voice
Thomsonic Finnboy is that a vsauce bitmoji
This one show got me to die laughing
Still does 9 years later
"do not drop me, senior."
"I won't drop you, josé."
"I would then be josé jalapeño on the floor."
“Do a little tap dance and we got salsa”
@@tedypower2359
“That’s terrible”
“Not with the right kind of chips it isn’t”
“Stop it. Sorry Jose.”
“Is ok, I kick his ass later”
“I’ll turn your ass into guacamole”
“Stop it”
“I’ll stir you with your own stick”
“Stop it”
“This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac. OLE.
@@tedypower2359 sorry Jose
is okay please don't close the door
@@asrielledreemurr9319 Why not?
Sometimes I forgot that they are even puppets
It's like they have their own brain
yoonseok is life sope ii
yoonseok is life sope same (luv bts too tho)
Unfortunately it's just an act an illusion but a pretty good one
you know that they're good ventriloquist's when you see the puppet as alive
yoonseok is life sope SAME
Did anything else happen today? No.... Yes..... Damn.
😂😂
😂😂😂
so hilarious😂😂😂
my grandma was in the way back bottom row
Kevin HexShard Si
3:06
Still one of Dunham's best jokes imo. This entire segment is fantastic
His best stuff is always when his jokes are directly about the performance and puppets. His other stuff related to stereotypes and “non pc” stuff is just ok.
@@apothecurio 4:29 I kick his arss later.
3:35
0:56
Jeff: a condiment?
José: I do not use them.
Peanut: you don't?
José: and neither did your mother.
Me and the crowd: oooohhhh!
Edit: Thank you guys so much for the likes!
that was funny as shit
@@stab3rry Yeah! That's why their my favorite puppets!
OH THATS FUNNY!
RIGHT THERE THAT IS FUNNY!! 🤣🤣
@@alexanderspielmann7738 Woah that was really good! You gotta work on it a little though
@@RandiTheMarioFan64 why?
“Do a little Tap dance we we got SALSA!”
Is it bad that I’ve watched this so much I’ve memorized it-
"Thats *TERRIBLE* "
*"Not the right kind of chips its not!"*
I did a tap dance once - Fell in the Bath!
“This is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac”
OLÉ!
@@StariaofDreams I'm sorry jose
4:56 the way they both turned like "what the hell?" 😅😅😅
Sometimes I forget these are puppets.
same lol
yupp😂😂 same here
On a stick
+Pete Santi A STEEK ON A STEEK
Same 💓💓💓
jeff: Did you have a good day
peanut: Yes
Jose: No
peanut: Shut up
jeff: A good day?
Peanut:Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Shutup
jeff: Your supposed to take him to the spa
peanut: I took him to the spa
jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer
peanut: Thats the same thing
jeff: its not the same thing
peanut: it still gets hot and its steamy and it goes ''Ding''
s🅿️a
@@strawberrycoolatta the s p a
Purple b@sþ@rd
@@am4r169 Mexican condiment
@@flowerstan5616 I don’t use them and neither did your mother
Peanut:I TOOK HIM TO THE SPAAAAAAAAA
José: he put me in the veggitble steamer
Peanut: IT'S THE SAME THING
Zombie Clawlin 2
Peanut: It gets hot, then it gets steamy then it goes DIIIING
Biohazard Savage
jose:purple basturd
peanut: Mexican condiment
Zombie Clawlin 2
Jose: I don't use those...
Peanut: You don't?
Jose: and neither did your mother...
*vegetable
hazardous redd oh that's funny crap that's some funny crap right there
4:15 Iris: Do a little dance, and we get croquettes!
Ash: That's terrible!
Iris: Not with the right kind of dip it's not.
Ash: Stop it! Im sorry Cilan.
Cilan: It's Okay.
Ash: Okay.
Cilan: I'll kick her butt later!
Iris: I'll turn your buns into guacamole!
Ash: Stop it!
Iris: I'll stir you with your own stick!
Ash: Stop it!
Iris: This is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac olie!
(The veiwers watching the show bursted out laughing)
LOL Why?!
4:15 DO A LITTLE TAPDANCE AND WE GOT YOSEMITE SAM SALSA!
THAT'S EVEN WORSE
NOT THE RIGHT KIND OF YOSEMITE SAM CHIPS IT'S NOT.
🛑 IT.
I'M 😞 JOSE.
IT'S OKAY
OKAY
I'LL KICK HIS ASS LATER.
OH YEAH? I'LL TURN YOUR ASS INTO YOSEMITE SAM GUACAMOLE!
🛑 IT.
I'LL STIR YOUR YOSEMITE SAM ASS STICK.
🛑 IT.
THIS IS THE WAY WE STIR THE YOSEMITE SAM GUAC, STIR THE YOSEMITE SAM GUAC, STIR THE YOSEMITE SAM GUAC. OLE!
Is it supposed to be some sort of crossover with sing?
"Anything else happen today."
"No."
"Si."
"Damn."
Me telling a story near my brother
"what else happened?"
Lol that one is my favorite part
My day explained to the boss..
@@pwingwes4128 He slammed my stick in the door. Now I have a sore stick.
I honestly can never get enough of Peanut and his hilarious arguments with Jose...Jeff gives his ‘friends’ so much personality that you forget they are just puppets
Jose: I need to come back out!
Peanut: You can't come back *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!*
I know right
👌
XD
Liam Nadbërg (SCP 173) morning
Liam Nadbërg (SCP 173) 49347:37635
2:01 BRO WAS THAT MICHEAL JACKSON
I HEARD IT GREAT HEARING
@@MusiccMann94it wasn’t him
“HheEHee
FRRR😭😭😭
There's one single woman that is laughing harder than anyone else
きいゆも I know, makes this even funnier 🤣
Hi, that's me
Who, José's BMW?
@@kimraudenbush615 big mexican woman
she got Jose "stick" in her @ss that night.
Jeff: What are you doing?
Peanut: Speaking to José in his native tongue
Jeff: Don't do that.
Peanut: Why?
Jeff: It makes me feel left out...
*Peanut gives Jeff a really annoyed look...*
Peanut: Whaaattt
Jeff: I don't speak spanish
Josè: Dodododododododo
SWAG CREW SPANISH
and then he does the twilight zone song
N8 Corner Picture if you will!
oh the irony in that sentence
"Did you have a good day?"
"Yes-"
"No-"
"Shut up!"
-Peanut 2006
"Yes."
"No."
"Shut. U. *_P."_*
Dave Crupel i took him to the SP A H
Pahahaha
2006?
4:35
Peanut: “I’ll stir you with your own stick!”
Jeff:”Stop it!”
Peanut: 🎵 “This is the way we stir the guac
Stir the guac stir the guac!🎵 Olay!”
its olé lol
"Im sorry jose"
@@Tabbybee i kick his ass later lol
it’s okay
@@Eclipse10093 okay
Jeff: "You were supposed to take him to the spa!"
Peanut: "I took him to the 'SPA!' "
Jose: *"He put me in the vegetable steamer."*
LMAO, I'm *DEAD.* 😂
"IT'S THE SAME THING! IT GETS HOT, AND GETS STEAMY, AND IT GOES DIIING!"
"Purple bastard."
*_Mexican Condiment_*
Jose: "I do not use them"
Peanut: "oh you don't"
Jose: and neither did your mother
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jodiedavis779Oh that is funny shit That is some funny shit!
"a condiment?
, I do not use them,
and neither did your mother "
# savage on a stick
blockprime300 lol
love it
blockprime300 best moment
blockprime300 HE REJECTED PEANUT
blockprime300 that is funny
0:08 "Yes we *h-h-h-h-h-h-ad* a great fric*ing day" 💀💀
*"He put me in the vegetable steamer"*
It's the same thing!
Yes it is! It gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes *DIIING!*
@@maxharter5716 purple bastard
@@sharpassassin1010 Mexican condiment!
@@maxharter5716 u do not use them
Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer
Peanut: Its the SAME THING!!!
Leafy Teh Spartan lmao
Leafy Teh Spartan "its gets hot then it get steamy them it goes ding"
Leafy Teh Spartan Mexican condiment
"I don't use those"
Alex Lawrence "you don't?"
"Did anything else happen today?"
"NO."
"Sí."
"Da**."
Damn
2:12
peanut:Dam
Did you really just censor out the Word "damn"
@@mugammadbenjamin2597 yes, yes he did
Jose: "i want to see the girls"
Jeff: " what makes you think the girls want to see you?"
Jose: "jose has the steek."
Best line ever! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff: What makes you happiest in life?
Jose: My B.M.W.
Jeff: What's that?
Peanut: Big Mexican woman.
Linnea Crandall on a STEEK!
Lol
Black man's wille
@@helentaylor8743 On a steek!!
@@RandiTheMarioFan64 lol
4:35
Peanut: “I’ll stir you with your own stick!”
Jeff:”Stop it!”
Peanut: 🎵 “This is the way we stir the guac
Stir the guac stir the guac!🎵 Olay!”
Olé*
I laughed hardest at that part!🤣
Daniel Cafarelli OLÉ. 💃🕺✨
Off
OLE!
Jeff Dunham: “I don’t speak Spanish.”
Peanut: “eh......o_o
Edit: WOW 3 9 5 l i k e s
@Mr. Graves picture if you will!!
Jose:do-do-dodo😎😂
What did they say anyway? 😂
Do you even know this guy, guyzz!?
TheOdd3sOut “....HUUUH?”
3:39 Picture if you will 😅😅😅
Jeff: I thought I told you to take him to the spa
Peanut: I took him to the SPA!!!
Jõse: He put me in the vegetable steamer
Me: *on the floor trying not to pee on myself* 😂😂😂😂
dounut 2000 It’s the same thing!
You supposed to take him to the spa* 😂😂😂😂
It’s not the same thing.
It is, too. It gets hot, then it gets steamy, then it goes “DING”.
Purple bastard
Mexican condiment
2:14 My favorite exchange between these two.
Peanut: "No!"
Jose: "Sí."
Peanut: "Damn..."
The fact P-Nutt’s voice changes tho
U could make a beat to a song just by playing that one second on repeat-
You made me laugh so hard
Go 30 seconds on for a SHIP-SOUND moment!!
Lol
"Now I have somewhere to put my stick"
*law and order intro*
Paul Fairless * dun dun*
Svu?
Paul Fairless Peanut: Oh, yeah? Well, your mother’s a corn dog. HA!
Toby Pasman José:On a stick
Jeff: Alright. Look, José, are you happy?
You are the first person I’ve ever seen that actually makes it look like the puppets came to life because you don’t even look like your talking for them one bit ❤
You are not going to make me feel bad about you and your life i
Am good what do you want im over you please go away
"I dont speak spanish!"
"eh-- *○__○* "
christian velasco "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!"
"Picture, if you will!"
@@kels-chan5660 you forgot two more doos
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
i love that little head turn Jose gives him
What in the hell is that song? I can't remember!!
@@channelmeme7122 Twilight Zone theme.
Peanut:do a little tap dance we got salsa
Jeff: That's terrible
Peanut:Not the right kind of chips its not
Jeff: stop it
Jeff: I'm sorry Jose
Jose: its OK
Jeff: OK
Jose: I kick his ass later
nope salsa
Palkys It is Salsa wtf
ye we no watched it you dont need to type it out
+Palkys It's salsa
You do not have to type everything we know what happens we are not stupid
Sénõr I need to come back *OUUUUTT*
Well You can't come back *OUUUUTT*
5:03
"Sénõr i need to come back *OOOUUURRRRWWWT*"
"well you can't come back *OOOUUURRRRWWWT*"
@Zach Plaisted On a stiik.
Jeff: Did anything else happen today?
Peanut: No
José: Sie
Peanut: DaMm
Gosh I died at that point
Josė: Don't close the door..
Peanut: Why not..?
Josè: t h e c o c k r o a c h e s..
You have cockroaches in there?
On a stick😂😂
@@animalcrossingloverxxx7312 😂 😂 😂
0:17 WHAAAA 😲😲😲😲😲
Bakugou????
"Did You Have A Good Day? "
"Yes"
"No"
"Shut Up"
The youngest sibling vs the middle sibling lmao
"A good day?'
"Yes."
"No."
"SHUT. UP."
@@Pebbles.3 you're supposed to have taken him to the spa.
@@christianparrish6647 I took him to the SPAAAAA
@@Pebbles.3 he put me in the vegetable steamer.
Sometimes I forget that these arent alive…
That's how good Jeff Dunham is.
SAME
louise louise me to
louise louise same
louise louise same
what got me was Peanut slamming Jose Jalapeno's stick in the car door, especially the "No." "Si." "Damn." part, lol
“You have cockroaches in there?”
“Yes”
“Big ones... on a stick”
Senior!
No just one big one on a stick
@@christianparrish6647 "what?"
@@Random_Shtuff_2987 I need to come back out!
@@Enterprise-D666 we're almost done with the show, Jose. You stay right there.
"He looked like a hood ornament from taco bell" 😆😆
😂😂
Tacobell... on a stick
@@ctrl_audio5351 on a steek
He does
I can see Jose on Taco Bell commercial saying, I think I need a bigger steek.
Jeff: You were supposed to take him to the spa.
Peanut: I took him to the s *P* a
0:26 for the ACTUAL clip.
José: He put me in the vegetable steamer.
@@PhillipCross2K it's the same thing
The same thing?
@@diogamest3545 it is too it gets hot and it gets steamy and it goes "DING!"
2:44 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff = anything else happend today
Peanut = no
José = si
Peanut = damn
That part killed me 😂😂😂
Lmao same
Me to
I read your comment when he said that😂😂
oh i just realized this and i just comented the same thing
sameXD
"Yes we hkhkhkhkaad... A GREAT FRIKIN DAY!"
That is the only reason I came to watch this
Jeff: You we supposed to take him to the spa
Peanut:I took him to the spa
Josè: He put me in the veggy steamer
It was the tap-dance bit for me. Well, that was the main reason, anyway. The whole thing's great!
That was was my favorite part!
😂
Peanut: You dont use them?
Jalapeno: No, and niether did your mother.
Me: DAMN JALAPENO
1:36 is so funny 🤣
Peanut: "Cause from here it sounded like it came out of my ass!"
Jose: "Now I have somewhere to put my stick."
Me: (Imagines a fucked up scene with Peanut and Jose) no no no no NO NO NO NO NO.
Toofie Maniac ......Me too
Toofie Maniac oh my gosh stop just stop
Toofie Maniac I know EXACTLY what your thinking.
Toofie Maniac I literally read that when they said that
I imagine Jeff pushes them apart "why are these together?"
1:52
Jeff: Are you always happy?
José: I’m not hrrappy on hrralloween
Peanut: What the hrrell is wrong with hrrraloween?
I CAN’T BREATHE 😂😂😂
Hahahah.
Hahaha my fav it kills me 🤣
EmilyDuddi GT u r funny
"From here it sounds like it came out of my ASS" I CANT BREATHE
There is no costumes on a stick
Jeff: José, what makes you happiest in life?
José: my BMW
Jeff: oh, he has a BMW
Peanut: yeah, BIG MEXICAN WOMAN! *laughs*
José: ...on a stick!
😂😂😂
Trinity Asher it stands for Bavarian motor works
I-I'm Mexican
That was the most Mexican like sentence I've ever heard.
Again I'm Mexican
So am I but let's just enjoy the joke.
Jose: "I need to come back OOOOOOOOOOUT!"
Peanut: "You can't come back OOOOOOOOOOUT!"
Jeff: Are you happy José?
José: Si señor I am HEEEAAPY.
Peanut: What the hell is HEEEAAPY?
Jeff: Are you always happy?
José: I’m not HEEEAAPY on HEEAAALOWEEN.
Peanut: What the HEEEAAAL is wrong with HEEAAALOWEEN?
José: There are no costumes on a stiik
Peanut: You could be a fudge sickle HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
iSuperNatural look you supposed to be nicer to him
iSuperNatural lol🤣
Jeff: Did anything else happen today?
@@TobyPasman peanut: " no! "
@@theunluckcat6994 José: sí
4:47 Jose:Don't close the door
Peanut: Why not?
Jose: *The c o c k r o a c h e s*
One big one
o n
a
s t i c k
José: senior
Jeff:what
José:I need to come back out
Jeff:I have to go on with the show, José. You stay right there
José: senior!
Jeff:what
José:I need to come back oOoout👹
Peanut: you can't come back oOoout👹
José:I wish to see the senoritas
Jeff:what
José:I want to see the girls
Peanut:what girls?
José:any girl
Jeff:what makes you think a girl would want to see you?
José: José as the stick~
I DIED AT THAT PART
“He put me in vegetable steamer.”
"It's the same thing!"
@Darth_ Madara Yeah it is! It gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes *DIIIIIING*
Mexican Condiment
"A condiment."
I do not use them
1:09 OH THAT FUNNY (Beep) RIGHT THERE, THAT IS FUNNY (Beep)😂
"José what makes you happy in life"
"My BMW"
"He has a BMW"
"Yea big mexican woman"
"On a stick"
MAN IM DEAD
Peanut: I'm speaking to Jose in his native tongue
Jeff: We don't do that
Peanut: why not?
Jeff: Well, it makes me feel left out
that had me dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Peanut: “Huh?!” 3:25 oh man that was funny 😂😂😂
Jose just stars at him like he's lost his mind or something?
Omg anything that had "on a stick" made me laugh.-
BMW *BIG MEXICAN WOMAN*...on a stick
A big Cockroach- on a stick
Jose has the stick.😂😂😂😂😂
U mean on a STEEK right
Black Souls I was dying laughing
STCK
Oh my bad "STEEK"
On a steek
2:30 peanut did u apologize?
peanut:HAAAAAUUUUUGH
0:19 yourwelcome
Thx
y e s
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:15 the way his tone changed so fast KILLED ME💀
XD
Aidyen Atkinson ikr
You know a how are you doing today Angel
How you doing today Angel
Good and you
Jeff: i dont speak spanish
José: *stares at jeff* do do do do do do do do
Peanut: picture if you will
Me:*takes screen shot*
José: senior i need to come back ougggghhhht
Peanut: you cant come back ouggghhhht
Me:*laughing so hard i cant breath and im dying of laughter*
2:27 very funny
Jeff: Jose, you seem like an unusual guy what makes you most happiest in life
Jose: my BMW
Jeff: Oh, he has a BMW?
Peanut: Yeah, Big Mexican Woman.
Jose: on a steek.
Tracey Jakubczak that was a funny one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't close De door...
0:17
Thanks we saw the video too
Connor RK800 Why not?
peanut:Mexican condiment
jeff: a condiment
jose: I do not use them
peanut: you don't
jose: and neither did your mother
sapphinyan14 vs komasan OH THATS FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE! THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!
Sanstheskelapun Nice job, but you need to work on it because from here it sounded like it came from my ass
jose': now I have somewhere to put my stick.
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sapphinyan and Komasan gaming
Peanut: oh yeah well your mothers a corn dog, HA
THAT HAD ME DEAD
4:37 my favorite part.
Jose- there are not costumes on a stick
Peanut- you could be a fudgesicle
That was funny
loveshorsesandcats amdallanimals funsicle
Or a hot dog lol
“Mexican condiment” “i don’t use them neither did your mother “ 😭😭😭😭
I canttttt DEAAALLLL
Tayonna Cunningham
That was one sick burn!
Tayonna Cunningham that is some funny stuff
@@darkhunter5293 Well, he is a jalapeno, burns are something natural about them. :))
I played the ohh sound affect on my phone after that
4:00- "I would then be Jose Jalapeño on the floor."
Elizabeth Alvarado
+Sanstheskelapun What?
Elizabeth Alvarado I hate when comments do that.
Elizabeth Alvarado my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just do a tap dance and we have salsa!