"José Jalapeño's bad day" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

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  • @jeffdunham
    @jeffdunham  2 роки тому +638

    Give the gift of laughter! Get your tickets to the JEFF DUNHAM: STILL NOT CANCELLED tour NOW!!!: www.jeffdunham.com/tours/

    • @lisaphillips2306
      @lisaphillips2306 2 роки тому +19

      You helped my Dad through his battle with esophageal cancer and thank you is so inadequate!! Thank you from our souls for bringing light to Daddy when everything seemed so dark!! We love you!! LOTS of love and hugs from Kansas!! 🤗💗🤗💗

    • @laurieholland2907
      @laurieholland2907 2 роки тому +5

      You were awesome in Tampa this week

    • @Kaontxawm.97
      @Kaontxawm.97 Рік тому +6

      Any chance you will do a tour for melbourne australia too?

    • @annmackAndrea
      @annmackAndrea Рік тому +3

      ​@@lisaphillips2306 😊😊

    • @Kitty-ji7ol
      @Kitty-ji7ol Рік тому +2

      Your welcome

  • @audrajengle
    @audrajengle 4 роки тому +2347

    “I need to come back AAAAAOOUUUUUT.”
    “.....You can’t come back AAAAOOUUUUUT.”

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 роки тому +34

      They sounded exactly the same when they said that
      ...
      almost like they were the same person

    • @gameoholic1994
      @gameoholic1994 4 роки тому +23

      You can come back out, but you can’t come back AAAAAOOUUUUUT.

    • @mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765
      @mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765 4 роки тому +25

      5:05 - 5:09

    • @marilynrakestraw3085
      @marilynrakestraw3085 4 роки тому +28

      I want to see the girls
      What girls
      Any girls
      What makes you think a girl would want to see you
      Jose has the steek

    • @setsyoufree8
      @setsyoufree8 4 роки тому +8

      @@marilynrakestraw3085 Gettin' a little racy out here, isn't it? 😳

  • @AshleyHicks-rc3jr
    @AshleyHicks-rc3jr 2 роки тому +1281

    When Jeff says "Well I don't speak Spanish" then I crack up when Jose stares at Jeff

    • @Constantine_Cvl8
      @Constantine_Cvl8 2 роки тому +20

      Heff*

    • @Kitty-ji7ol
      @Kitty-ji7ol Рік тому +2

      🎉

    • @forxstzleafbell5205
      @forxstzleafbell5205 Рік тому +3

      @@Constantine_Cvl8 His name is actually jeff

    • @will4958
      @will4958 Рік тому +16

      @@forxstzleafbell5205 That's the joke. Jose says 'Heff' because the 'J' is pronounced as a 'H' in Spanish, which makes Peanut 'think' that Jose said the wrong name.

    • @Oreo-lz4gg
      @Oreo-lz4gg Рік тому +3

      Yep

  • @setsyoufree8
    @setsyoufree8 4 роки тому +1178

    ( 00:05 )
    "No, we did not HHHHHAVE a good day."
    "Yes, we HHHHHHHHHHAD a GREAT FRICKIN DAY!!!"

  • @qualityshloimy
    @qualityshloimy Рік тому +325

    The genius, the sheer comedic genius of peanut and Jose speaking in Spanish and Jeff feeling left out is simply amazing.

  • @katiegaston6236
    @katiegaston6236 4 роки тому +3581

    “Anything else happen today?”
    “No”
    “Si”
    “Damn”

  • @danielbeaney4407
    @danielbeaney4407 4 роки тому +1943

    3:28 Peanuts expression and Josè turning round just makes me laugh every single time!

    • @sonyafox3271
      @sonyafox3271 3 роки тому +35

      Peanut cracks me up every time, he’s my favorite character.

    • @thekingsilverado8419
      @thekingsilverado8419 3 роки тому +24

      If U like Jose & Peanut You should really be here when me and my old lady go at it. At least get here before the cops show up that is...

    • @levibrechbiel7421
      @levibrechbiel7421 3 роки тому +17

      You can just about hear the record scratch when jeff says he can't speak Spanish 😂

    • @Melody3939
      @Melody3939 2 роки тому +16

      Jose: du du du du du du du du~ :)

    • @marcocastillo1087
      @marcocastillo1087 2 роки тому +14

      @@Melody3939 4:37 This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac! Olie!

  • @leokimvideo
    @leokimvideo 2 роки тому +1463

    In the 70's it was trendy to have multiple personalities to get off a jail sentence, but Jeff has turned it into an entertainment cash cow. Jeff's no dummy.

    • @DLGaming2002
      @DLGaming2002 2 роки тому +6

      Oh, hi Leo

    • @pabloignacioscaletta
      @pabloignacioscaletta 2 роки тому +23

      But Jeff does work with dummies. Okay, I could've written "puppets" but the joke wouldn't have worked then.🤣

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf 2 роки тому +9

      But he is a dummy, at least according to Peanut.

    • @flippy101mph9
      @flippy101mph9 Рік тому

      I disagree jeff is a dummy did you forget?

    • @bradydicarlo9143
      @bradydicarlo9143 Рік тому +2

      Hi Leo!

  • @stevendegner9916
    @stevendegner9916 Рік тому +95

    2:23 Peanut laughing reminds me of a kid acting innocent but yet so young and immature

  • @simonlong3368
    @simonlong3368 4 роки тому +3012

    "What makes you think a girl would want to see you?"
    "José has the stick~"

    • @Lelo.Machaka
      @Lelo.Machaka 4 роки тому +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @savagesibs1971
      @savagesibs1971 4 роки тому +37

      Um...
      Kids, this comment isn’t reserved for ya.

    • @stqrzxjaz
      @stqrzxjaz 4 роки тому +11

      @@savagesibs1971 I don't get it

    • @RAYKUNARACCOON
      @RAYKUNARACCOON 4 роки тому +17

      @@stqrzxjaz UH OH UHHHH

    • @kusaneii4727
      @kusaneii4727 4 роки тому +9

      @@stqrzxjaz That's uh a joke for the century

  • @Atiano
    @Atiano 5 років тому +4150

    "I don't speak Spanish" and the way they stare at him, it kills me everytime 🤣

    • @wolf-16_Adept
      @wolf-16_Adept 5 років тому +126

      Do do do do do do

    • @retiredmatthewshort1635
      @retiredmatthewshort1635 4 роки тому +94

      Picture if you will

    • @ianbos3581
      @ianbos3581 4 роки тому +38

      Am i missing some information?, because i can't seem to figure out why it is funny. Can someone please explain?

    • @Conman0093
      @Conman0093 4 роки тому +151

      @@ianbos3581 Because Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist that can't speak Spanish, yet his puppets just had a dialogue in spanish, hence the puppets' spooked reaction.

    • @ianbos3581
      @ianbos3581 4 роки тому +44

      @@Conman0093 well now I feel stupid😂😂

  • @nateboss1535
    @nateboss1535 5 років тому +2134

    "Anything else happen today"
    "No"
    "Si"
    "Damn"

  • @Missy-d8b
    @Missy-d8b Рік тому +77

    The way Peanut says ‘What’ 🤣. Peanut is my all time favorite 😂

    • @rowanowens3553
      @rowanowens3553 Місяць тому

      What the hhhhhhell is wrong with hhhhhhalloween that part cracks me up everytime

  • @jujuherefr
    @jujuherefr 5 років тому +9325

    This the first ventriloquist that makes me think these puppets are real.

    • @landynbrown6745
      @landynbrown6745 4 роки тому +89

      Yes

    • @marymckinley3246
      @marymckinley3246 4 роки тому +191

      I watch this often, brightens my day during this Covid mess!

    • @temy4219
      @temy4219 4 роки тому +48

      Paul Zeldrin is cool too :3

    • @ivaneames4354
      @ivaneames4354 4 роки тому +80

      I know. I have to keep reminding myself that they aren't.

    • @JusCookin
      @JusCookin 4 роки тому +17

      Try Paul Zerdin

  • @trunks8124
    @trunks8124 5 років тому +5108

    Jeff Dunham .... The only person who can argue with himself and not be considered to be insane

    • @blue_is_a_nerd8098
      @blue_is_a_nerd8098 5 років тому +106

      there is one other person thomas sanders

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 5 років тому +21

      @@blue_is_a_nerd8098 You're also forgetting Paul Zerdin.

    • @staceymom2jw
      @staceymom2jw 5 років тому +5

      Trunks that’s hilarious

    • @troyhoffman9411
      @troyhoffman9411 5 років тому +6

      Or Phil Hendrie

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 5 років тому +10

      @@blue_is_a_nerd8098 I was gonna say "Thomas Sanders: Hold my Crofters"

  • @weeaboohamster7106
    @weeaboohamster7106 5 років тому +3315

    “Do not drop me, señor”
    “I won’t drop you José”
    “ I then would be José the Jalapeño on the floor”
    “Do a little tap dance and we’ve got salsa”
    “ That’s terrible.”
    “Not with the right chips it’s not”
    “STOP IT”

  • @Spencerman2003
    @Spencerman2003 Рік тому +84

    4:56 the way they both turned like "what the hell?" 😅😅😅

  • @nikestraybelladonna2530
    @nikestraybelladonna2530 2 роки тому +720

    The way José Jalapeño "talks" always get me hahahaha
    "Don't close the door"
    "One big one!.... On a steek"
    "I wish to see the señoritas" ❤❤❤

  • @kimberlyadams2794
    @kimberlyadams2794 4 роки тому +495

    I honestly can never get enough of Peanut and his hilarious arguments with Jose...Jeff gives his ‘friends’ so much personality that you forget they are just puppets

  • @cyndorn
    @cyndorn 5 років тому +1002

    Jose: "Don't close the door."
    Peanut: "Why not?!"
    Jose: "the cockroaches..."

  • @lisanassy-harrison8670
    @lisanassy-harrison8670 Рік тому +12

    Jose: "I need to come back OOOOOOOOOOUT!"
    Peanut: "You can't come back OOOOOOOOOOUT!"

  • @jadyng7501
    @jadyng7501 4 роки тому +657

    "do not drop me, senior."
    "I won't drop you, josé."
    "I would then be josé jalapeño on the floor."

    • @tedypower2359
      @tedypower2359 4 роки тому +42

      “Do a little tap dance and we got salsa”

    • @elizabethdurrance9177
      @elizabethdurrance9177 3 роки тому +30

      @@tedypower2359
      “That’s terrible”
      “Not with the right kind of chips it isn’t”

    • @tedypower2359
      @tedypower2359 3 роки тому +35

      “Stop it. Sorry Jose.”
      “Is ok, I kick his ass later”
      “I’ll turn your ass into guacamole”
      “Stop it”
      “I’ll stir you with your own stick”
      “Stop it”
      “This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac. OLE.

    • @asrielledreemurr9319
      @asrielledreemurr9319 3 роки тому +8

      @@tedypower2359 sorry Jose
      is okay please don't close the door

    • @Drummahboi808
      @Drummahboi808 3 роки тому +5

      @@asrielledreemurr9319 Why not?

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 5 років тому +1230

    "What makes you think a girl would want to see you?"
    "Jose has the stick..."
    🤣

  • @spanxbambii1348
    @spanxbambii1348 4 роки тому +1985

    “I lost my wife to a Jalapeño”
    “A jalapeño?”
    “On a stick...”

    • @NYG1991
      @NYG1991 4 роки тому +9

      Spanx Bambii, you know why, right?!

    • @johnpearson2519
      @johnpearson2519 4 роки тому +11

      Probably because of a horrible pogo accident😂🤣

    • @caljones
      @caljones 4 роки тому +3

      @@johnpearson2519 doing doing *echt*

    • @topherholland4646
      @topherholland4646 4 роки тому +3

      @@caljones OLE!

    • @lilyn7848
      @lilyn7848 4 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

  • @BIGJET411
    @BIGJET411 2 місяці тому +81

    Who's watching in 2025 raise your hand 🖐

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 3 роки тому +733

    3:06
    Still one of Dunham's best jokes imo. This entire segment is fantastic

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 2 роки тому +36

      His best stuff is always when his jokes are directly about the performance and puppets. His other stuff related to stereotypes and “non pc” stuff is just ok.

    • @marcocastillo1087
      @marcocastillo1087 2 роки тому +1

      @@apothecurio 4:29 I kick his arss later.

    • @CXLYBCRZ
      @CXLYBCRZ Рік тому +8

      3:35

  • @hanzthebringerofflammewerf4881
    @hanzthebringerofflammewerf4881 5 років тому +614

    "Anything else happen today."
    "No."
    "Si."
    "Damn."

  • @xxbunnyloserxx228
    @xxbunnyloserxx228 4 роки тому +1586

    Jeff: your supposed to take him to the spa
    Peanut: I TOOK HIM TOO THE sPpa

    • @leegriffin9629
      @leegriffin9629 4 роки тому +79

      Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer.
      *audience laughter*
      Peanut: It's the same thing!

    • @velocityzhd
      @velocityzhd 3 роки тому +38

      Jeff: the same thing?!

    • @broadcastsinthedark5213
      @broadcastsinthedark5213 3 роки тому +38

      @@velocityzhd It is too! It gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes D E E E E N G

    • @velocityzhd
      @velocityzhd 3 роки тому +17

      @Beetle Juice Purple Bastard.

    • @broadcastsinthedark5213
      @broadcastsinthedark5213 3 роки тому +25

      @@velocityzhd Mexican Condiment!

  • @shalimarrobles8081
    @shalimarrobles8081 Рік тому +8

    You're reason my anxiety goes away thank you so much Jeff, Peanut, and José! See you guys in August!! Keep it real we love you!!!

  • @gachagamergirl-gachaandmor7855
    @gachagamergirl-gachaandmor7855 5 років тому +479

    "Did you have a good day?"
    "Yes-"
    "No-"
    "Shut up!"
    -Peanut 2006

  • @TomiKaski
    @TomiKaski 6 років тому +2215

    Jeff: I don’t speak spanish
    *both looking at Jeff*
    José: *twilight zone theme*
    Peanut: picture if you will

    • @phantomthiefjoker939
      @phantomthiefjoker939 5 років тому +23

      Epic

    • @justinoiler9749
      @justinoiler9749 5 років тому +6

      @@phantomthiefjoker939
      Justin and Jessica down syndrome
      Melissa with Mike
      Pam with Darryl
      Nancy with Richard
      Emily and Robert

    • @Wankomancer
      @Wankomancer 5 років тому +16

      I'm sorry, I'm wooshed, somebody explain it to me

    • @arisenleaf
      @arisenleaf 5 років тому +18

      Viet Trung La They’re puppets
      He’s the voice

    • @bum9340
      @bum9340 5 років тому +3

      Thomsonic Finnboy is that a vsauce bitmoji

  • @lyndonluquin4091
    @lyndonluquin4091 4 роки тому +799

    2:14 My favorite exchange between these two.
    Peanut: "No!"
    Jose: "Sí."
    Peanut: "Damn..."

  • @AtlasFor_Life
    @AtlasFor_Life Рік тому +52

    You are the first person I’ve ever seen that actually makes it look like the puppets came to life because you don’t even look like your talking for them one bit ❤

    • @BuretteAnderson
      @BuretteAnderson Рік тому

      You are not going to make me feel bad about you and your life i
      Am good what do you want im over you please go away

  • @jrcsmama
    @jrcsmama 5 років тому +602

    Jose: I need to come back out!
    Peanut: You can't come back *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @djfrankster1737
    @djfrankster1737 4 роки тому +887

    "I'm not khappy on kHalloween"
    "What the khell is wrong with Khalloween"
    I'm dead🤣

  • @leafytehspartan1176
    @leafytehspartan1176 7 років тому +391

    Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer
    Peanut: Its the SAME THING!!!

    • @ghstgamer4979
      @ghstgamer4979 7 років тому

      Leafy Teh Spartan lmao

    • @rephax4445
      @rephax4445 6 років тому

      Leafy Teh Spartan "its gets hot then it get steamy them it goes ding"

    • @vader.editz.86
      @vader.editz.86 6 років тому

      Leafy Teh Spartan Mexican condiment

    • @BonJoviMad100
      @BonJoviMad100 6 років тому

      "I don't use those"

    • @bastouis6476
      @bastouis6476 6 років тому

      Alex Lawrence "you don't?"

  • @theglitchnice
    @theglitchnice Місяць тому +22

    2:15 *D A M N*

  • @maxforge4333
    @maxforge4333 5 років тому +1582

    "Did anything else happen today?"
    "NO."
    "Sí."
    "Da**."

  • @CasualMarioFan64
    @CasualMarioFan64 5 років тому +444

    0:56
    Jeff: a condiment?
    José: I do not use them.
    Peanut: you don't?
    José: and neither did your mother.
    Me and the crowd: oooohhhh!
    Edit: Thank you guys so much for the likes!

    • @stab3rry
      @stab3rry 4 роки тому +22

      that was funny as shit

    • @CasualMarioFan64
      @CasualMarioFan64 4 роки тому +11

      @@stab3rry Yeah! That's why their my favorite puppets!

    • @AlexanderSpielmann
      @AlexanderSpielmann 2 роки тому +2

      OH THATS FUNNY!
      RIGHT THERE THAT IS FUNNY!! 🤣🤣

    • @CasualMarioFan64
      @CasualMarioFan64 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlexanderSpielmann Woah that was really good! You gotta work on it a little though

    • @AlexanderSpielmann
      @AlexanderSpielmann 2 роки тому +1

      @@CasualMarioFan64 why?

  • @taeisthecupoftea1372
    @taeisthecupoftea1372 7 років тому +3503

    Sometimes I forgot that they are even puppets
    It's like they have their own brain

    • @brucbrady8640
      @brucbrady8640 6 років тому +7

      yoonseok is life sope ii

    • @suhixx1676
      @suhixx1676 6 років тому +9

      yoonseok is life sope same (luv bts too tho)

    • @CloneScavengerVulpin8389
      @CloneScavengerVulpin8389 6 років тому +17

      Unfortunately it's just an act an illusion but a pretty good one

    • @blockprime3006
      @blockprime3006 6 років тому +43

      you know that they're good ventriloquist's when you see the puppet as alive

    • @kadenk9623
      @kadenk9623 6 років тому +5

      yoonseok is life sope SAME

  • @FunFactswithTony
    @FunFactswithTony 3 місяці тому +33

    0:28 “I took him to the spa”

  • @what.the.hell.laini.7
    @what.the.hell.laini.7 3 роки тому +863

    “Do a little Tap dance we we got SALSA!”
    Is it bad that I’ve watched this so much I’ve memorized it-

    • @Anukulika2
      @Anukulika2 3 роки тому +45

      "Thats *TERRIBLE* "
      *"Not the right kind of chips its not!"*

    • @TheAntHar1
      @TheAntHar1 3 роки тому +14

      I did a tap dance once - Fell in the Bath!

    • @T0muchdog
      @T0muchdog 3 роки тому +15

      “This is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac”

    • @StariaofDreams
      @StariaofDreams 3 роки тому +9

      OLÉ!

    • @lilyhuddleston19
      @lilyhuddleston19 3 роки тому +1

      @@StariaofDreams I'm sorry jose

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 5 років тому +1032

    Jeff: "You were supposed to take him to the spa!"
    Peanut: "I took him to the 'SPA!' "
    Jose: *"He put me in the vegetable steamer."*
    LMAO, I'm *DEAD.* 😂

    • @dalelash2nd743
      @dalelash2nd743 5 років тому +51

      "IT'S THE SAME THING! IT GETS HOT, AND GETS STEAMY, AND IT GOES DIIING!"

    • @DexXml
      @DexXml 5 років тому +38

      "Purple bastard."

    • @delayedplayer
      @delayedplayer 5 років тому +40

      *_Mexican Condiment_*

    • @jodiedavis779
      @jodiedavis779 5 років тому +40

      Jose: "I do not use them"
      Peanut: "oh you don't"
      Jose: and neither did your mother
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CasualMarioFan64
      @CasualMarioFan64 5 років тому +18

      @@jodiedavis779Oh that is funny shit That is some funny shit!

  • @blockprime3006
    @blockprime3006 6 років тому +800

    "a condiment?
    , I do not use them,
    and neither did your mother "
    # savage on a stick

  • @itmcbhpbgf.6374
    @itmcbhpbgf.6374 Рік тому +13

    what got me was Peanut slamming Jose Jalapeno's stick in the car door, especially the "No." "Si." "Damn." part, lol

  • @linneacrandall8325
    @linneacrandall8325 5 років тому +321

    Jeff: What makes you happiest in life?
    Jose: My B.M.W.
    Jeff: What's that?
    Peanut: Big Mexican woman.

  • @burdbeek864
    @burdbeek864 6 років тому +867

    Peanut:I TOOK HIM TO THE SPAAAAAAAAA
    José: he put me in the veggitble steamer
    Peanut: IT'S THE SAME THING

    • @YXURGXDDESSS
      @YXURGXDDESSS 6 років тому +18

      Zombie Clawlin 2
      Peanut: It gets hot, then it gets steamy then it goes DIIIING

    • @burdbeek864
      @burdbeek864 6 років тому +10

      Biohazard Savage
      jose:purple basturd
      peanut: Mexican condiment

    • @YXURGXDDESSS
      @YXURGXDDESSS 6 років тому +11

      Zombie Clawlin 2
      Jose: I don't use those...
      Peanut: You don't?
      Jose: and neither did your mother...

    • @clairebear1101
      @clairebear1101 6 років тому +1

      *vegetable

    • @sarahmartin7199
      @sarahmartin7199 6 років тому +3

      hazardous redd oh that's funny crap that's some funny crap right there

  • @legoivan44321
    @legoivan44321 4 роки тому +2666

    "You were supposed to take him to the spa"
    "I took him to the s🅿️a"
    edit: thx for this many likes this is the highest ive ever got tysm

    • @2gamers490
      @2gamers490 4 роки тому +99

      "No you put me in a vegetable steamer" "it's the same thing" edit:holy cow I got 19 likes on my comment now 50!?! NOW 62?!?!

    • @tramanhle4060
      @tramanhle4060 4 роки тому +46

      “ The same thing?!” “ yes it gets hot and steamy and it goes ding”

    • @anallelyvaleriamarquez2119
      @anallelyvaleriamarquez2119 4 роки тому +35

      Pruple basterd

    • @tramanhle4060
      @tramanhle4060 4 роки тому +33

      Mexican condiment

    • @Wonderlandtic
      @Wonderlandtic 4 роки тому +33

      Did you have a good day?
      Yes
      No
      Shut up

  • @Thecelestiacrew
    @Thecelestiacrew 27 днів тому +4

    0:20
    You had a great day?
    yes
    no
    shut up
    2:10 did anything else happen?
    No
    Si
    D A M N!

  • @destinykrueger6634
    @destinykrueger6634 8 років тому +676

    Jeff: What are you doing?
    Peanut: Speaking to José in his native tongue
    Jeff: Don't do that.
    Peanut: Why?
    Jeff: It makes me feel left out...
    *Peanut gives Jeff a really annoyed look...*

    • @kaylaochier
      @kaylaochier 8 років тому +54

      Peanut: Whaaattt
      Jeff: I don't speak spanish
      Josè: Dodododododododo

    • @crazyagaming0725
      @crazyagaming0725 8 років тому +5

      SWAG CREW SPANISH

    • @n8corner261
      @n8corner261 8 років тому +12

      and then he does the twilight zone song

    • @mikeytrains1
      @mikeytrains1 8 років тому +5

      N8 Corner Picture if you will!

    • @webkinzgurl526
      @webkinzgurl526 8 років тому +5

      oh the irony in that sentence

  • @red-tz6jh
    @red-tz6jh 6 років тому +650

    Josė: Don't close the door..
    Peanut: Why not..?
    Josè: t h e c o c k r o a c h e s..

  • @UnknownSpectre5
    @UnknownSpectre5 8 років тому +1609

    Did anything else happen today? No.... Yes..... Damn.

  • @longyiwang8505
    @longyiwang8505 8 місяців тому +17

    0:08 "Yes we *h-h-h-h-h-h-ad* a great fric*ing day" 💀💀

  • @hananiamaziyah6125
    @hananiamaziyah6125 4 роки тому +379

    "Did You Have A Good Day? "
    "Yes"
    "No"
    "Shut Up"

    • @what.the.hell.laini.7
      @what.the.hell.laini.7 3 роки тому +6

      The youngest sibling vs the middle sibling lmao

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 роки тому +7

      "A good day?'
      "Yes."
      "No."
      "SHUT. UP."

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pebbles.3 you're supposed to have taken him to the spa.

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 роки тому +4

      @@christianparrish6647 I took him to the SPAAAAA

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 роки тому +3

      @@Pebbles.3 he put me in the vegetable steamer.

  • @MikeThePole
    @MikeThePole 3 роки тому +123

    Jeff's genius ability to blend "family friendly" and nsfw content is astonishing. Loved him since I first heard of him and he's still good ol'Jeff that you can count on to make your day every single time.

  • @AutumnGarland-e2b
    @AutumnGarland-e2b Рік тому +7

    Jeff: Did anything else happen today?
    Peanut: No
    José: Sie
    Peanut: DaMm
    Gosh I died at that point

  • @danielcafarelli1661
    @danielcafarelli1661 5 років тому +718

    4:35
    Peanut: “I’ll stir you with your own stick!”
    Jeff:”Stop it!”
    Peanut: 🎵 “This is the way we stir the guac
    Stir the guac stir the guac!🎵 Olay!”

  • @vissiny15
    @vissiny15 4 роки тому +126

    4:47 Jose:Don't close the door
    Peanut: Why not?
    Jose: *The c o c k r o a c h e s*

    • @fatcontroller12
      @fatcontroller12 3 роки тому +17

      One big one
      o n
      a
      s t i c k

    • @youaregay11
      @youaregay11 Рік тому

      José: senior
      Jeff:what
      José:I need to come back out
      Jeff:I have to go on with the show, José. You stay right there
      José: senior!
      Jeff:what
      José:I need to come back oOoout👹
      Peanut: you can't come back oOoout👹
      José:I wish to see the senoritas
      Jeff:what
      José:I want to see the girls
      Peanut:what girls?
      José:any girl
      Jeff:what makes you think a girl would want to see you?
      José: José as the stick~
      I DIED AT THAT PART

  • @peternishimura
    @peternishimura 8 років тому +8075

    Sometimes I forget these are puppets.

  • @stickmanimations3453
    @stickmanimations3453 Рік тому +8

    1:09 OH THAT FUNNY (Beep) RIGHT THERE, THAT IS FUNNY (Beep)😂

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 6 років тому +1673

    You were supposed to take him to the _spa_
    I took him to the S *_P_* A

  • @DJ_TK50
    @DJ_TK50 3 роки тому +362

    “You have cockroaches in there?”
    “Yes”
    “Big ones... on a stick”

  • @CrisTheG
    @CrisTheG 4 роки тому +1362

    jeff: Did you have a good day
    peanut: Yes
    Jose: No
    peanut: Shut up
    jeff: A good day?
    Peanut:Yes
    Jose: No
    Peanut: Shutup
    jeff: Your supposed to take him to the spa
    peanut: I took him to the spa
    jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer
    peanut: Thats the same thing
    jeff: its not the same thing
    peanut: it still gets hot and its steamy and it goes ''Ding''

  • @celestewilson9139
    @celestewilson9139 10 місяців тому +2

    His stuff is brilliant, and so funny, I go back and watch the same videos over and over again, and always belly laugh.

  • @yungbirthcontrol950
    @yungbirthcontrol950 6 років тому +800

    "Now I have somewhere to put my stick"
    *law and order intro*

    • @royepic3504
      @royepic3504 5 років тому +4

      Paul Fairless * dun dun*

    • @brynnawhitney4823
      @brynnawhitney4823 5 років тому +2

      Svu?

    • @TobyPasman
      @TobyPasman 5 років тому +2

      Paul Fairless Peanut: Oh, yeah? Well, your mother’s a corn dog. HA!

    • @nikkie_1580
      @nikkie_1580 5 років тому +2

      Toby Pasman José:On a stick

    • @TobyPasman
      @TobyPasman 5 років тому

      Jeff: Alright. Look, José, are you happy?

  • @aidyenatkinson2200
    @aidyenatkinson2200 6 років тому +216

    2:15 the way his tone changed so fast KILLED ME💀

  • @lexthenightwing4214
    @lexthenightwing4214 4 роки тому +138

    Peanut: You dont use them?
    Jalapeno: No, and niether did your mother.
    Me: DAMN JALAPENO

  • @Sayoriwastaken
    @Sayoriwastaken Рік тому +3

    "Did anything else happen today?"
    "No"
    "Sí"
    "Damn'
    "He slammed my steek in the door, and now I have a sore steeeeeek."

  • @fiore8123
    @fiore8123 5 років тому +460

    There's one single woman that is laughing harder than anyone else

  • @gavinwright2625
    @gavinwright2625 5 років тому +350

    Jeff: You were supposed to take him to the spa.
    Peanut: I took him to the s *P* a

    • @gavinwright2625
      @gavinwright2625 5 років тому +7

      0:26 for the ACTUAL clip.

    • @PhillipCross2K
      @PhillipCross2K 5 років тому +6

      José: He put me in the vegetable steamer.

    • @dawnbetancourt146
      @dawnbetancourt146 5 років тому +4

      @@PhillipCross2K it's the same thing

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 4 роки тому +3

      The same thing?

    • @CasualMarioFan64
      @CasualMarioFan64 4 роки тому +4

      @@diogamest3545 it is too it gets hot and it gets steamy and it goes "DING!"

  • @chickenlittle992
    @chickenlittle992 4 роки тому +110

    "José what makes you happy in life"
    "My BMW"
    "He has a BMW"
    "Yea big mexican woman"
    "On a stick"
    MAN IM DEAD

  • @carlosborboa3428
    @carlosborboa3428 Місяць тому +6

    5:18 best line ever 😂

  • @Rani-gt9ve
    @Rani-gt9ve 6 років тому +3158

    Jeff = anything else happend today
    Peanut = no
    José = si
    Peanut = damn
    That part killed me 😂😂😂

    • @hackedbyanonymous38
      @hackedbyanonymous38 6 років тому +16

      Lmao same

    • @sarahmartin7199
      @sarahmartin7199 6 років тому +11

      Me to

    • @Lxeryy
      @Lxeryy 6 років тому +14

      I read your comment when he said that😂😂

    • @xTigxr
      @xTigxr 6 років тому +4

      oh i just realized this and i just comented the same thing

    • @shorse5009
      @shorse5009 6 років тому +3

      sameXD

  • @liliannakifflin6343
    @liliannakifflin6343 2 роки тому +239

    0:49 José makes the most epic comebacks.

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 Рік тому +16

      I think the one at 1:30 is the best in this gig.

    • @_RobloxWaves_
      @_RobloxWaves_ 10 місяців тому +13

      1:01 I like this one.

    • @1GrayGamer
      @1GrayGamer 5 місяців тому

      Purple bastard

  • @Sunny_Mae3
    @Sunny_Mae3 6 років тому +659

    *"He put me in the vegetable steamer"*

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 років тому +12

      It's the same thing!

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 років тому +14

      Yes it is! It gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes *DIIING!*

    • @sharpassassin1010
      @sharpassassin1010 5 років тому +10

      @@maxharter5716 purple bastard

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 років тому +9

      @@sharpassassin1010 Mexican condiment!

    • @sharpassassin1010
      @sharpassassin1010 5 років тому +9

      @@maxharter5716 u do not use them

  • @KingBrianGriffin
    @KingBrianGriffin 2 місяці тому +8

    What makes you the happiest? My BMW. Yea big Mexican woman. 3:47😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 5 років тому +362

    "I dont speak spanish!"
    "eh-- *○__○* "

    • @kels-chan5660
      @kels-chan5660 5 років тому +26

      christian velasco "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!"
      "Picture, if you will!"

    • @milkflippers8966
      @milkflippers8966 4 роки тому +6

      @@kels-chan5660 you forgot two more doos
      Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 4 роки тому +14

      i love that little head turn Jose gives him

    • @channelmeme7122
      @channelmeme7122 4 роки тому +4

      What in the hell is that song? I can't remember!!

    • @ProphetofTables
      @ProphetofTables 4 роки тому +7

      @@channelmeme7122 Twilight Zone theme.

  • @tainaplascencia6895
    @tainaplascencia6895 6 років тому +581

    Jeff: I thought I told you to take him to the spa
    Peanut: I took him to the SPA!!!
    Jõse: He put me in the vegetable steamer
    Me: *on the floor trying not to pee on myself* 😂😂😂😂

    • @kittylover62
      @kittylover62 5 років тому +4

      dounut 2000 It’s the same thing!

    • @andy_7054
      @andy_7054 5 років тому +4

      You supposed to take him to the spa* 😂😂😂😂

    • @TobyPasman
      @TobyPasman 5 років тому +6

      It’s not the same thing.
      It is, too. It gets hot, then it gets steamy, then it goes “DING”.

    • @joellenpeters2615
      @joellenpeters2615 5 років тому +4

      Mexican condiment

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 років тому +3

      I do not use them.

  • @NYG1991
    @NYG1991 4 роки тому +299

    Jeff Dunham: ”What makes you think the girls want to see you?!”
    Jose: ”Jose has the stick.”
    That was funny LOL!

  • @RubbishBear
    @RubbishBear Рік тому +2

    Jeff is so good at giving personality to these puppets and throwing his voice around. King of his work

  • @kjias5055
    @kjias5055 8 років тому +59

    2:45 I guess you could say that incident of laughter
    Was killer

  • @JonwithnoH0823
    @JonwithnoH0823 4 роки тому +451

    "Do not drop me, señor!"
    "I won't drop you José."
    "I would then be José jalapeño on the FLOOR."
    To this day I STILL can't help but laugh at that.
    Why is it when you hear the same joke so many times it becomes boring, but with THIS you laugh every time?

    • @Plusle843
      @Plusle843 4 роки тому +16

      " Do a little tap dance and we got SALSA!"

    • @MagicMahomes28
      @MagicMahomes28 4 роки тому +6

      Cause it's Jeff fa fa freaking dun ham!

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 3 роки тому +4

      @@Plusle843 That’s terrible!

    • @Plusle843
      @Plusle843 3 роки тому +4

      @@Enterprise-D666 "Not with the right kind of chips, it's not!"

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 3 роки тому +4

      @@Plusle843 Stop it! (To José) I’m sorry José.

  • @dud7793
    @dud7793 6 років тому +595

    1:52
    Jeff: Are you always happy?
    José: I’m not hrrappy on hrralloween
    Peanut: What the hrrell is wrong with hrrraloween?
    I CAN’T BREATHE 😂😂😂

  • @annettejago8473
    @annettejago8473 4 дні тому +1

    “Now I have a sore STICK” got me really fricking good😂😂😂😂

  • @rebeccas.1851
    @rebeccas.1851 6 років тому +335

    Jose- there are not costumes on a stick
    Peanut- you could be a fudgesicle
    That was funny

  • @mikeslife6902
    @mikeslife6902 7 років тому +120

    "What are you doing?"
    "Speaking to Jose in his native tone."
    "Don't do that."
    "Why not?"
    "Well it makes me feel left out."
    Crowd laughing
    "Huh?"
    "Well I don't speak Spanish."
    “Do do do do do do do do.”
    "Picture if you will."

    • @mauhanoviardo
      @mauhanoviardo 6 років тому +2

      Mike the vlogger can you explain that I don't get it

    • @giggityskull8986
      @giggityskull8986 6 років тому +6

      Mauhan Noviardo the puppets are confused because Jeff said he cant speak spanish but he is the one who made the puppets speaks spanish, so its like wtf😂😂😂😂😂 paradox

    • @squishygamer2787
      @squishygamer2787 6 років тому +5

      Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

    • @sarahmartin7199
      @sarahmartin7199 6 років тому

      Squishy Gamer okay Jose as usual kind of guy what makes you happy the most

    • @savannaconner1096
      @savannaconner1096 6 років тому

      Does anyone know what they actually said in Spanish, cause I watch this all the time and I can never figure it out.

  • @elijahaaron2186
    @elijahaaron2186 5 років тому +707

    "He looked like a hood ornament from taco bell" 😆😆

  • @saydanivia
    @saydanivia Рік тому +37

    2:01 BRO WAS THAT MICHEAL JACKSON

  • @NineTetree
    @NineTetree 8 років тому +185

    Peanut: "Cause from here it sounded like it came out of my ass!"
    Jose: "Now I have somewhere to put my stick."
    Me: (Imagines a fucked up scene with Peanut and Jose) no no no no NO NO NO NO NO.

    • @tammyhamilton8990
      @tammyhamilton8990 8 років тому +1

      Toofie Maniac ......Me too

    • @bruhitzisabelperson6801
      @bruhitzisabelperson6801 8 років тому

      Toofie Maniac oh my gosh stop just stop

    • @23lovve
      @23lovve 8 років тому +1

      Toofie Maniac I know EXACTLY what your thinking.

    • @petme135
      @petme135 8 років тому +5

      Toofie Maniac I literally read that when they said that

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 8 років тому +8

      I imagine Jeff pushes them apart "why are these together?"

  • @jasminecooley117
    @jasminecooley117 4 роки тому +101

    "I want to come back ooouuuuut-"
    "YOU CAN'T COME BACK OOOUUUUUUT-"

  • @ccorpses
    @ccorpses 7 років тому +349

    Jeff: Are you happy José?
    José: Si señor I am HEEEAAPY.
    Peanut: What the hell is HEEEAAPY?
    Jeff: Are you always happy?
    José: I’m not HEEEAAPY on HEEAAALOWEEN.
    Peanut: What the HEEEAAAL is wrong with HEEAAALOWEEN?
    José: There are no costumes on a stiik
    Peanut: You could be a fudge sickle HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

  • @King_Deathbringer
    @King_Deathbringer Місяць тому +4

    Neither can I 😂 2:39

  • @brendonhartman5366
    @brendonhartman5366 8 років тому +661

    Peanut:do a little tap dance we got salsa
    Jeff: That's terrible
    Peanut:Not the right kind of chips its not
    Jeff: stop it
    Jeff: I'm sorry Jose
    Jose: its OK
    Jeff: OK
    Jose: I kick his ass later

    • @DrBurrito
      @DrBurrito 8 років тому +3

      nope salsa

    • @DrBurrito
      @DrBurrito 8 років тому +2

      Palkys It is Salsa wtf

    • @chrisnewton1358
      @chrisnewton1358 8 років тому +1

      ye we no watched it you dont need to type it out

    • @chrisss2752
      @chrisss2752 8 років тому

      +Palkys It's salsa

    • @abbieburrows3682
      @abbieburrows3682 8 років тому +4

      You do not have to type everything we know what happens we are not stupid

  • @fqteresamak7448
    @fqteresamak7448 4 роки тому +152

    “WhAt ThE HeLL iS WrOnG wItH HaLLowEen?!”
    “There’s no costume on a stick!”
    “You could be a fudgesicle HAH!”

  • @traceyjakubczak
    @traceyjakubczak 6 років тому +478

    Jeff: Jose, you seem like an unusual guy what makes you most happiest in life
    Jose: my BMW
    Jeff: Oh, he has a BMW?
    Peanut: Yeah, Big Mexican Woman.
    Jose: on a steek.

  • @Amethystvr123
    @Amethystvr123 6 місяців тому +2

    I was laughing so hard. I fell off of my couch and started laughing on the floor. I love peanut. He’s hilarious.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mixleterrror4719
    @mixleterrror4719 6 років тому +342

    Sénõr I need to come back *OUUUUTT*
    Well You can't come back *OUUUUTT*

  • @cyberberry7506
    @cyberberry7506 3 роки тому +273

    "Did you have a good day?"
    "Yes"
    "No.."
    "Shut up!"
    "Did you"
    "Yes"
    "No"
    "SHUT UP"
    "Did you take him to the spa?"
    "I TOOK HIM TO THE SPA!!"
    "He put me in the vegetable steamer"

  • @laneofficial7183
    @laneofficial7183 6 років тому +424

    “He slammed my stick in the door”
    That part killed me XD

  • @EverythingEditor1237
    @EverythingEditor1237 6 днів тому +1

    Omg I started cackling at the “no! Si. Dam😬”