i'm really struggling to handle the knowledge that this was made in 1989 and wasn't the product of 2007 youtube the guy who made it died in fucking 1992??? i don't believe this
VirtuousTau I can't believe it that I find it easier to doubt your claim than to believe someone was so ahead that they made the perfect 201X audience videos.
I made this when I discovered the video when I was, like, 14; my friends said they liked it and I was like, "I took the shortcut; the strawberry shortcut-3-3-3", and they all gave me the weirdest look.
I always end up in this part of youtube one way or another, but I feel like it's getting worse the more I do it.. It's like if I don't find this side of youtube, my youtube fix for the day isn't complete =n=...
@kurukette It's the same people. "I forgot" is Lady Bunny ("That's the surprise!"). "What's for dessert?" is Lahoma Van Zandt ("What is it? Huh?"). "Sweeten it with jelly" at :40 is Sister Dimension ("Pickle Surprise!"). They were both made in 1989.
i think that Tim & Eric bit their entire style from this and "Pickle Surprise." and before anyone gives me a thumbs' down, i LIKE Tim & Eric (as well as Tom Rubnitz's videos) so it's really a complement!!
that was the best commercial ever, the product seems to be many of your usual everyday groceries but add them together and you have your self..... a shortcut
+Scots Scots Are you sure your twelve? You mean a twelve year old that is on youtube that doesn't wine about shit and actually writes like an intelligible human being? If 12 truly is your age, I applaud you, sir.
That looks like something I might like, but... unfortunately the commercial made me immediately think of Pink Flamingoes, which I was trying to forget. Where the hell did this come from, anyway?
I think Strawberry Shortcake would be a lot easier. ;) Notice they add an extra ingredient at the end but don't mention it? They look like gummy lifesavers?
The ironic thing is what the actual slang definition of a "strawberry shortcut" is. To understand it, you also have to understand the slang definition for "strawberry shortcake."
I took the shortcut.
*THE STRAWBERRY SHORTCUT*
ouch...
D E S S E R T ! ?
So there all men? WTF
👁👄👁
oh no
Where's the pickle?
It's a surprise :3
That's the Pickle!
+Mitt Romney XIIV IAS!
es ist eine surprise!
트럼프의 항문 안에 있네요.
"Marinade the donut in cherry 7-up"
*clicks off video*
Wait is there a secret to this shit
I try to make it on home, and tastes very sweet... you took the diabetic shorcut
i'm really struggling to handle the knowledge that this was made in 1989 and wasn't the product of 2007 youtube
the guy who made it died in fucking 1992??? i don't believe this
VirtuousTau I can't believe it that I find it easier to doubt your claim than to believe someone was so ahead that they made the perfect 201X audience videos.
Bern baby Bern it's true. The guy was one weird dude
I mean it very much has a late 80s vibe, like Peewee's Playhouse.
I believe in hell...
Same =S
Was this made by the same people who made pickle surprise
?!
Paul Miller Yes, it was.
lenewtype ookie cookie wasn't, it was made as a celebration of Tom Rubnitz's work relitively recently, Rubnitz, who made the other two died in 1992.
Yep
@@lenewtype yeah
Yes.
Both this and "Pickle Surprise" had casts consisting entirely of drag queens.
I made this for my new years eve party and it was delicious! everybody absolutely loved it!!!
Ur serious
Lunar Horizon omg i should have known...i was blind this whole time
He served it with pickle
...how does the donut not get inexcusably soggy? You can't exactly "marinade" pure bread...
+Stocking Anarchy Not with that attitude you can't!
The donut is proud of its sogginess; it doesn't seek to excuse it.
whats the euphemism? i totally missed it
I might actually try making this.. ignoring the sexual part, of course
@Mr.mlg73 Hahaha, you'll figure it out, I believe in you. Also, that comment is 4 years old, wow... I never made it
Was that lady bunny who said "desert? I forgot"?
Brown hair, yes. I think she's in the pickle surprise video too
Lady Bunny, famous drag queen known for crude humor. Very very funny
@@Shwee113 yep
"At a ladies Luncheon"
I guess you could say it's an unforgettable luncheon.
Tom rubnitz was about 30 years ahead of his time. Rest in peace.
Shockingly he died from aids complications
@@Ninjamohawkhard to believe
The shortcut killed my parents
faith betinis
It cured my cancer. See? Results may vary.
What do you guys see that I don't? 😨🤔
I took the shortcut. The diabetes shortcut.
Wtf im drinking 7up right now now i feel like puking
what would happen if these were actual commercials? Would it be a sign of the end of the world?
Yet again, something my demented mother showed me when I was little
wtf?
Your mom liked to party, huh...
Your mom was cool
A definite inspiration for Tim and Eric, right here.
And their pedophilia
I made this when I discovered the video when I was, like, 14; my friends said they liked it and I was like, "I took the shortcut; the strawberry shortcut-3-3-3", and they all gave me the weirdest look.
it doesn~t even look that good but i wanna try it anyway
omg Yassss lady bunny I'm living
I always end up in this part of youtube one way or another, but I feel like it's getting worse the more I do it.. It's like if I don't find this side of youtube, my youtube fix for the day isn't complete =n=...
there is nothing you can do... just let it happen
+Momochki I WANT to be on this side.
HOLY SHIT. I LOVE STRAWBERRY'S!
Hmm, I think I'll try this out at my next dinner party. Right after I serve my pickle surprise, PICKLE SURPRISE!
this has to be some sick SNL skit...
And 20 years later, we got tim and eric...
without the cherry 7up, that actually sounds pretty delicious
the cherry 7up is actually really good! I tried it and it was amazing, I liked how it was soft so i could scoop it up with my spoon, yum yum!
I actually tried this. XD best stomach-ache ever.
@kurukette It's the same people. "I forgot" is Lady Bunny ("That's the surprise!"). "What's for dessert?" is Lahoma Van Zandt ("What is it? Huh?"). "Sweeten it with jelly" at :40 is Sister Dimension ("Pickle Surprise!"). They were both made in 1989.
i think that Tim & Eric bit their entire style from this and "Pickle Surprise." and before anyone gives me a thumbs' down, i LIKE Tim & Eric (as well as Tom Rubnitz's videos) so it's really a complement!!
that was the best commercial ever, the product seems to be many of your usual everyday groceries but add them together and you have your self..... a shortcut
this is like an ad for diabetes.
It's called art...
This still isn't as weird as Pickle Surprise.
It's the same freakiness that is "PICKLE SURPRISE!" ...just in strawberry form!
and if we thought Pickle Surprise was evil enough...
I think the makers of this video have taken a sanity short cut. Because that was weird as hell.
I took the knee....the to the knee shortcut.
Moral of the story: Never ever forget dessert or two creepy pink chefs will appear in your home.
My 14 yo son just made me watch this. Hes soo outta the will!!
I feel so dirty after watching these vids
0:05 The one in the middle looks like Tim Allen's wife on Home Improvement.
I'm so grateful I don't use hallucinogens anymore lol
Im 12 and what is this?
+3pac I am of your age, as well, my child. It is best we do not delve into the layers of things wrong with this video.
+Scots Scots Are you sure your twelve? You mean a twelve year old that is on youtube that doesn't wine about shit and actually writes like an intelligible human being? If 12 truly is your age, I applaud you, sir.
Yea, I am twelve. I guess I am one of the few who thinks Minecraft and COD are the best things in life. Sigh.
Scots Scots but the comment you wrote before me looked like it wasn't even written by a child... like omg. Again, I applaud you, good sir.
If this happned to me, I wouldn't be smiling.
"Who the hell are you people, and how did you get in my house!?"
I never knew there was a sequil to "Pickle Surprise".
OMG, now everything makes sense! Peter Griffin was based on Lady Bunny!
Yes, yes they are, olives....what else would they be?
I wonder if Pinkie Pie is going to eat that
It's like the pickle surprise commercial
All things considered, this legit looks like a great dessert!
Ok... Those people making the "Shortcut" Remind me of BourBon street... WEM
Watch out for the pickle surprise!
I'm confused... Did I just watch a commercial or suffer from an acid trip?
Ummm? I-uh? Well, I think that's enough internet for today!
this is kinda trippy, and god this is so creepy
at least this one's not as bad a pickle surprise...
That looks like something I might like, but... unfortunately the commercial made me immediately think of Pink Flamingoes, which I was trying to forget. Where the hell did this come from, anyway?
I think Strawberry Shortcake would be a lot easier. ;)
Notice they add an extra ingredient at the end but don't mention it? They look like gummy lifesavers?
ಠ̯ಠ the hell?, not as wierd as Pickle Surprice but still....WTF?
Also it's funny how some dudes say those"chicks" are hot, when those are men xD
I take *shortcuts*, strawberry *shortcuts*...
Diabetes
I love how she said "I took the shortcut. The strawberry shortcut."
>she
@@Buste123 That's a drag queen. So yeah, she
@@INeverWanted2010 I didn't ask you
@@Buste123 Public forum, bro.
@@INeverWanted2010 I'm not your bro
That's like a bad trip on shrooms
Doesnt look tasty to me..
Now with the version with extra sugar, I don't which I prefer! Original or Type-2!
well i want to sleep right now
HAHAHAH I GET IT, SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO BAKE A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE BUT SHE FORGOT SO SHE TOOK THE STRAWBERRY SHORTCUT. :')
Am I on the weird side of UA-cam fuck not again
I miss the 80's -- when a dish like this wasn't considered politically incorrect because of diabetes or obesity. Just eat it!
Is that purple "dude" on the left at 0:12 the Pickle Surprise genie?
I have to admit that looks good
You kids are gonna get more then just a tummy ache from that!
I suddenly have the urge to sell my soul to the dark lord of strawberries
Im going to make this.
this oddly and distinctly reminds me of my stepmother
pee wee Herman + marilyn mason + food =strawberry shortcut
moooomomomomomomoomomommmmy dadddddddddadadadad thats what my kid yelled when he went to bed
I would totally do the blonde man with the blue dress.
Whoa, was that a live broadcast from Hell?
sounds disgusting, let's do it!
What exactly are those things? Cherubs or something? I don't know what they are, but I love them!
The ironic thing is what the actual slang definition of a "strawberry shortcut" is. To understand it, you also have to understand the slang definition for "strawberry shortcake."
See THIS isnt as bad as Pickle Surprise
This is insanely brilliant!
@CreadorMex i got my friend all of this for her birthday. she understands cause shes seen this. she loved it soo much lol
Oh my god I remember strawberries coming in little green baskets like that in the grocery store.
thatchickl kinda sounds like peter griffin xD
I know Tim and Eric were somewhere in that video...
pete wentz, you get pete wentz from falloutboy
0:01 Macaroni and cheese
The shortcut to end all life O_o
it's not or never was a show..
they were just videos.
And they're from the US...
Not quite as satanic as Pickle Surprise, but still pretty damn insane.
I think I shat myself watching this.
Is that Michael Jackson doing the narration?
I'M SCARED.
lol Marilyn Manson making cakes