As someone who has a tendency to faint easily (if I forget breakfast and do anything even remotely strenuous or get too hot, I'm almost definitely gonna faint), this was really nice to listen to
No cause like I thought this would be those scenarios where listener is just overworked. I did not expect my extremely bad eating habits to be called out 😭😭 This was so good thoo thank youuu ❣️❣️
I tend to eat less when i feel down or when i feel like i am too heavy or fat for my age. One day i had karate training and i only had yogurt for breakfast, i fainted during classes. My siblings snitched on me, and i got scolded and lectured. Then i was forced to eat more, beyond my limits. This was so nice to listen to, it got me to tears...
Xiao(Hyacinth Vocals): Take deep breaths Me: Okay.. *Xiao(Hyacinth Vocals) and Me: Inhales and Exhales at the same time* Me: … H O W I N T H E A R C H O N S A B O V E -
Well, Detective, it’s not a coincidence because you don’t believe in those. Perhaps you’ve subconsciously memorized the timing of the breathing techniques in these videos. On another note, I never thought I’d ever see/hear the Shikanoin Heizou say “Archons” instead of “Man alive”. This is truly an amusing occurrence. One should hope that Sango never hears about this lol
Passed out during PE class, hit my head so hard had to get a CT scan and Xiao is one of my comfort characters. This helped ease the headache. Thank you!
"You can't skip meals!" Me: I haven't ate lunch... Not planning to either, despite actually being hungry. I've got school work to do and don't want to get up
Ahhh your voice is so calming and beautiful. Thanks for that wonderful video! It’s a little ironic for me, because I slept very little today, but there is still a lot of work to do and your video with that theme appears xD And I should say that your voice acting is good and improving with each video, I could feel real anxiety in Xiao’s voice, uhhh…
Seriously, are you guys okay? Because y’all seem very excited to fall unconscious and see Xiao freak out. This socially awkward bean doesn’t deserve this sadism *protectively hugs Xiao*
This helped so much, I fainted at school today and this really helped. I was shaking because of being spooked by me fainting, It’s the first video that popped up on UA-cam for me.
One inquires about the state of your well-being. Therefore, one would like to ask if your mental state is stable. Do you, perhaps, require a hug and some head pats? (I don’t know why I’m talking like this, but it’s mostly because I just woke up and am still somewhat drowsy)
I've never fainted before but I'm sure I will one day with my one meal a day,drinking nothing but tea and coffee and my absolutely shit sleep schedule oh and me making my self get up in the morning after only getting 1-2 hours of sleep
I pass out for no reason a lot. docs still have no idea what's wrong with me..... it's been 3 years and the only thing they could find wrong was hypothyroidism
My friend had to remind me to drink, cause I haven’t in like the past 2 days 😅 I have gone twice with around not drinking for three days and multiple times with 1-2 days. I seriously need help
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"Elevate the legs. Shit where are the pillows"
I deadass thought he was gonna say Shit where are the legs. HAH
Quality comment
SAME😂
Me too 😭😭
Same
SAME
*laughs in low iron, bad eating habbits, poor sleep schedual and constant dehydration* BETTER GET USED TO IT XIAO!!
Your just like me lol😂
Exactly like me
It’s 3am :’)
Lol, same
no
same i stand up and then i am gone -_-
Us: *LITERALLY ALMOST FUCKING DIED*
Xiao: “hey, u good?”
NO 😂😂
😭😭😭😂😂
Yeah, i'm perfectly fine
*suddenly wakes up to calmly reassure xiao we’re fine and then passes out again* 😆
Xaio: you need to stop skipping meals
Also xaio: *eats ice 247*
Hay should you be at Kakomis house
Wha about Almond Tofu
As someone who has a tendency to faint easily (if I forget breakfast and do anything even remotely strenuous or get too hot, I'm almost definitely gonna faint), this was really nice to listen to
same thing happens to me when I miss one meal, stand straight for too long or get too nervous
Same
you should set a reminder on your phone to eat breakfast so its less likely for you to faint
@lilventgaming Interesting 😃
@lilventgaming UHM BESTIE CAN WE GET MORE DETAILS 😃😃
The fall was on full blast in my headphones I screamed “GOT DAMN!?”
I feel your pain LITTERLY I FEEL YOUR PAIN GURL👁️💧👄💧👁️
“You just look, I don’t know, pale?”
Yes that is very normal for me
I’m the whitest person in the whitest family in the WORLD. MY FOUNDATION LEGIT BARELY MATCHES MY SKINNNNN!!!!!!!!! I feel u human.
Xiao: hold still
Me: getting childe flashbacks „hey girlie, hold still“ :,)
Literally me whenever I hear hold still
Im on the verge of tears because of Childe
THIS.
Yaaaaaasssssss
Wait wait let me fix this
Xiao: hold still
Me: getting flashbacks -hey girlie hold still- -how you doing girlie ;)-
"you cant skip meals all the time!"
me, who constantly gets hungry+no appetite/no hungry+appetite with no consistent meal schedule: w a t c h me-
Kinda concerning-
I feel the same-
@@tormentedstar8480 same 😅
*Faints*
Xiao: BABE YOUR STARTING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME :(
Xiao: "let me get you off the floor"
Me: but its comfy down here TnT
The floor is truly comfortable tho
I sleep on the floor in my moms room because of a spider 🕷
😁😁
@@lunars_teddy3695 I'v been sleeping on the floor two nights in a row... my back hurts
The floor in indeed comfy
Saving this to my ‘ these videos make me feel loved and safe♡︎’ playlist
"GROMIT! COME ON, GROMIT, WAKE UP, WE'VE GOT TO HIDE THE BODY! THERE'S NO CHEESE AND CRACKERS IN PRISON, GROMIT!"
i needed this 😖 school is kicking my ass rn. listening to your voice really helps me relax ♡
me while listening to this video:
*casually flying to the jade chamber using the guizhong ballista*
Can you actually do that in the game? Or are you just joking? Please rid me of my curiosity
@@dej4_vu15 They are joking dw it was a thing paimon suggested in the quest
xiao : get away from the laptop
me : *listening to this with my laptop* 👁👄👁 ok then...
This is an actual masterpiece. Your voice is so calming, thank you for making such great audios.
Glad you enjoy it!💖💖
@@hyacinthvocals
I love him so much, when he breathes or talks it makes me happy❤️
This is going to premiere at my bed time? Sweet✨
Samw
Xiao: Hey! Don’t move
Traveler *pulls a knife*
Me: 👏😀
A KNIFE?
@@viiixyyy yes a knife ✨
@@Im_Just.Existing 😭
No cause like I thought this would be those scenarios where listener is just overworked. I did not expect my extremely bad eating habits to be called out 😭😭 This was so good thoo thank youuu ❣️❣️
I tend to eat less when i feel down or when i feel like i am too heavy or fat for my age. One day i had karate training and i only had yogurt for breakfast, i fainted during classes. My siblings snitched on me, and i got scolded and lectured. Then i was forced to eat more, beyond my limits. This was so nice to listen to, it got me to tears...
Xiao(Hyacinth Vocals): Take deep breaths
Me: Okay..
*Xiao(Hyacinth Vocals) and Me: Inhales and Exhales at the same time*
Me: … H O W I N T H E A R C H O N S A B O V E -
Well, Detective, it’s not a coincidence because you don’t believe in those.
Perhaps you’ve subconsciously memorized the timing of the breathing techniques in these videos.
On another note, I never thought I’d ever see/hear the Shikanoin Heizou say “Archons” instead of “Man alive”. This is truly an amusing occurrence. One should hope that Sango never hears about this lol
@@dej4_vu15 u h…. It was out of character but..
O k
@@M4k0sCha0s2 Ik I was joking lol
@@dej4_vu15 o h….
Well im stupid
@@M4k0sCha0s2 no you’re not. I just tend to have a very subtle sense of humor. It can be hard to tell when I’m joking sometimes
Xiao: **talking**
Me: **Zoned out reading comments**
bro im doing it rn lol
Passed out during PE class, hit my head so hard had to get a CT scan and Xiao is one of my comfort characters.
This helped ease the headache. Thank you!
Lifes loves I came back from the movie and now I can spend my valentina day with most of the valentina asmr 🥲
Awhh 💖💖
Thank you for this masterpiece, passing my valentine with this marvellous blessing :>
"You can't skip meals!"
Me: I haven't ate lunch... Not planning to either, despite actually being hungry. I've got school work to do and don't want to get up
You’d think as an adepti he’d be able to catch listener
Ahhh your voice is so calming and beautiful. Thanks for that wonderful video! It’s a little ironic for me, because I slept very little today, but there is still a lot of work to do and your video with that theme appears xD
And I should say that your voice acting is good and improving with each video, I could feel real anxiety in Xiao’s voice, uhhh…
Lol at minute 6:36 there was an add that popped up "do the math..and whatever" I was never more scared before lol
No cause I was literally just reading this comment, tapped the video and it was 6:34 and then all of a sudden a add comes up-
Lmao sad
Me after skipping dinner: o-okay I’m gonna go eat now-
There’s couple laptops for kazuha 💻💻💻💻
And apples for venti 🍎🍎🍏🍏
Now they better come home or I’ll kms 😋😩😩
Thank you for the apples, my warrior! I’ll try my best to come home for you! ❤️
@@venti831 ventii **eyebrow raises skeptically** why are you here.
Kazuha came home I gave him my primos EHE
@@klee2031 got none of them but at least I got my girl yoimiya without losing 50/50 again
yea venti why are u here is the xiao x venti sailing???
Zzzhongli is the best line ive ever heard
10 minute audio of me saying zzzzzzzzzzzzhongli maybe? kekw
Seriously, are you guys okay? Because y’all seem very excited to fall unconscious and see Xiao freak out.
This socially awkward bean doesn’t deserve this sadism *protectively hugs Xiao*
thank you for this
Thank you 🙏 ❤️❤️❤️
This helps a lot because I'm sick and keep almost fainting so- thanks for comforting me with my favorite emo adepti 👍
The vid was awesome 👌🏻
Good job 👏🏻
Xiao: Hey, wake up!
Me: Chrissy wake up! I don't like this CHRISSY WAKE UP!!!
gxiao: you want some soup?
me: RYFTSXCEWARDZXCJK,LJKUG I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE SOUP
why 💔 it’s so good man 💔
@@cattsalad I dunno I just don't like it
Me too❤ I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST SOUP
This helped so much, I fainted at school today and this really helped. I was shaking because of being spooked by me fainting, It’s the first video that popped up on UA-cam for me.
I fainted once… I wish this is what happened…
Not me listening this while I do my homework 😔💅
every time I hear ‘hold still’ I think of childe since it’s engraved in the back of my brain now
Im excited for this!!
Same
Same
@Shoto Todoroki shhhhh don't tell scara :))
@Shoto Todoroki :)) it's better if we don't tell him :)))
@Shoto Todoroki don't want him killing anyone :^ tbh he pretty mad rn
I skip lunch everyday not to worry Xiao!
ME TOO🎉!
This is gonna be awesome
One inquires about the state of your well-being. Therefore, one would like to ask if your mental state is stable. Do you, perhaps, require a hug and some head pats?
(I don’t know why I’m talking like this, but it’s mostly because I just woke up and am still somewhat drowsy)
@@dej4_vu15 No I'm not stable, and yes I need a hug /if i was a stable human being I probably wouldn't be watching this stuff 😭
@@MotorcyclesRLove touché
Also
*hugs*
@@dej4_vu15 ty 😭
I’ve never fainted before ;-; even when I was at a severely low weight. If I did it would probably the cringiest moment of my life.
Why do i relate to this?
(To u)
Me who never eats breakfast and lunch and dinner:WELL U BETTER LIKE IT BECAUSE U GONNA SEE IT MORE OFTEN
I SHALL BE A XIAO HAVER. >:(
I'm super busy today so I might not have time for this
“Your shaking”
Xiao: Kristy wake up i don't like this
Me:*about to go sleep bc I’m dizzy*
*remembers this is out*
Me:*quickly searches the vid
I usually faint when I'm dizzy nor i lose motivation in eating LMAO
0:54 me- I CAN KEEP A SECRET CAN YOUUU
Love you vidio.anyway- i love xiao "sweet/cute side" btw am wanna Going to monstad.
*Laughs in Poor sleep schedule, Eating disorder and Dehydration*
Cackles in ed,skinny bones , numb feet, only wears jackets and oversized pants❤
I actually fainted after a 5k yesterday
Gws pookie..
“I’ve got plans in store for you”
Me: …Ominous.
*Laughs in low iron defiency*
(Sorry for my bad grammar!)
This just happened to em a few days ago
Hah better get used to it cuz I overwork and overwhelm myself a lot
*casually ruins the 69 comments*
Ehe~ 69 lol dirrty miinndd lol
"I know you have some problems with food"
Me who can't remember to eat:>:O ...NO
I don't know how to tell y'all but I literally almost fainted after getting up from THE TOILET 💀
Damn...
You okay now?
@@Nightynight-Luci nah, but low I get up more slowly 😋
I shouldn't be laughing, but this caught me off guard 🤣 but I suffer from the same thing.
*Chuckles in low iron*
I've never fainted before but I'm sure I will one day with my one meal a day,drinking nothing but tea and coffee and my absolutely shit sleep schedule oh and me making my self get up in the morning after only getting 1-2 hours of sleep
I pass out for no reason a lot. docs still have no idea what's wrong with me..... it's been 3 years and the only thing they could find wrong was hypothyroidism
“You want me to carry you to bed? No?”
Me: YES YES PLEASE CARRY ME XIAO NO I DONT WANNA LEAN ON YOU CARRY ME PLEASE
My friend had to remind me to drink, cause I haven’t in like the past 2 days 😅 I have gone twice with around not drinking for three days and multiple times with 1-2 days. I seriously need help
Me irl: *Hears thump* Did we fall over😨
Xiao (Later): Don't worry i caught you.
Me irl: What was that thump- (Not my dirty mind😭)
on how sad I really thought that I'm dead alredy 😞😞
Me: *rewatches while my younger siblings who aren’t even preteens yet watch a movie lol😊
10/10
Walks away in diabetes and not eating much and always outside
oof literally me 😭
Better get used to it alright still have a dum missing brother
Ain't nobody talking about the half aether half Xiao abomination on screen?
Hi
I've actually been getting very dizzy lately because I've been swamped with work and haven't been taking the best care of myself so I appreciate this.