Everyone saying who would break up with him, bruh I love him but he has his own life and job . He is literally in Liyue almost forever . So someone who doesn't want a life staying in one place forever example traveler wouldn't be fit with Xiao . They have different life's . Don't abounden yourself for your lover . Find someone fits your life . That should be respected .
Wait. Hold on. Is it weird that we always cured fever by "sweating it out"? Because he says in this video that blankets make it worse, but if it were my mom, she'd say that you need to be warm and sweat to get it out of your system
Forcing yourself in sweat is bad actually that's why blanket are bad you need to sweat naturally close the fan and sleep that will make you a better and dont used blanket while doing it. It came from someone experience and sorry it the wrong grammar
Me: Bro are you dating my sister or your just friends?!?! Are you here for me or Not!? Get out NoW!!! Xiao: im not going anywhere Me: well ima just escape SHES A RUNNER🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ SHES A TRACKSTAR🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
@@hutao6841 :) If you awake to a knife at your throat, if monsters dig their claws into you, if death comes knocking at your door, call out my name guy helped me
5:33 me metí tanto en el papel que dije en voz alta “aceptaría la ayuda pero no de TI así que ahora hazme un gran favor y VETE de mi casa AHORA” lo digo enserio…..
yo, what? No bc geniunely the Lumine and Xiao seemed to be getting too close and omg i was punching the air so hard 😭😭, Dude the part where he confronted us abt the running away like. Back up!! Space 👿👿 Ughhh this was an amazing one! Tysm for the food that gave me so much energy to punch mymelody a couple times 🤩
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Wait why would I break up with a man so loyal? This would've been my healthiest relationship probably
TRUEEE
same
Fear of abandonment/ getting to close
Listener diagnosed with unhealable illness (e.g cancer) ?
Cuz Xiao is in constant agony?
And you literally cannot stop feeling bad about it?
"102?"
*I SURE FUCKING HOPE IT'S NOT CELSIUS*
LMFAOOOOOOO
That's probably Fahrenheit
If it is Fahrenheit then probably the listener have a 38,89°C fever
@@Graciee-k4n I HOPE IT'S NOT AN 89*C BRUH
@@mattea8588 i've been there and yes the rambling is real.
0:17 “wow you look like shit”
thanks it’s my new perfume 😍😍 called look like shit it’s absolutely my favorite ‼️
Same 😍
😍😍😍
R U D E. but true-
where i can buy it?
@@hutao-o2b local garbage my friend, im going there every month for a new bottle
Everyone saying who would break up with him, bruh I love him but he has his own life and job . He is literally in Liyue almost forever . So someone who doesn't want a life staying in one place forever example traveler wouldn't be fit with Xiao . They have different life's . Don't abounden yourself for your lover . Find someone fits your life . That should be respected .
its the modern au tho...
@@dogsanyone6789 I know I am talking about canon , in modern au idk what would they even do with their lives lol . Student maybe?
@@kaoriakira08 nah they sound like adults
Well I don’t like going places 👌
Defs adults, idk if… yn idc anymore.
Xiao: "You should stop worrying your family half to death." Me: No, no I don't think I will.
BAKUGOU????????? WTF YOU DOING HERE-
@@Xiaokisser
And why are you listening to your own roleplay character, Adeptus Xiao?-
@@grass_2137 I don’t know anymore
@@Xiaokisser
Oh?
" I'm not going anywhere "
Me : Then imma escape "jumps out of window'
🏃♀️💨 She's a runner 🏃♀️💨 She's a track star 🏃♀️💨
NO LMAO WHAT ABOUT THE LEGS ARE THEY GOOD?
Me: what was that sound * looks out window * damn- that bicth fast
I think you Will be caught again by xiao 🤣🤣🤣
@@aze4817 we better make some almond tofu for forgiveness lol or make a thick enough snow
*~Naruto runs cutely~* 🏃♀️💨
Xiao: can we cuddle
Me: mine
Wait. Hold on. Is it weird that we always cured fever by "sweating it out"? Because he says in this video that blankets make it worse, but if it were my mom, she'd say that you need to be warm and sweat to get it out of your system
Forcing yourself in sweat is bad actually that's why blanket are bad you need to sweat naturally close the fan and sleep that will make you a better and dont used blanket while doing it. It came from someone experience and sorry it the wrong grammar
Me: Bro are you dating my sister or your just friends?!?! Are you here for me or Not!? Get out NoW!!!
Xiao: im not going anywhere
Me: well ima just escape
SHES A RUNNER🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ SHES A TRACKSTAR🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
"I'm shaking in my boots" THIS JS BASICALLY MY HUMOR, HONESTLY
"Wow you look like shit" LMFAO
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 IF YOU CAN!!
"You don't have remotely edible in here"
No no, I do really, I have edible dead bodies in my basement
Funny how I was using Lumine while listening
Same
Same
I NEED a part 2 of this, its so amazing!!
4:48 are you in love whit my sista? emo yaksha AdEpTuS xIaO
Orrr adeptus OW
Did you just- nvm
Why did you do this to EVERYONE'S FEELINGS!?
I see what ya did there lol
@@JeonHanKai H-HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
@@hutao6841 :) If you awake to a knife at your throat, if monsters dig their claws into you, if death comes knocking at your door, call out my name guy helped me
@@JeonHanKai ;-; dont tell me its xiao who told you what i meant
@@hutao6841 yus
xiao : "wow you look like shit"
me: "excuse me?! i love you xiao but you want to fight right now!!?"
We finna fight
@@Xiaokisser hi! I was joking i don't want to die!😅😅😊
WHAT POSSESSED US TO BREAK UP WITH HIM WTF?
I WOULD NEVER BREAK UP WITH XIAO < 3
PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 IF U WANT 😭
I immediately press this video quickly
Same
Ex? who in holy conscience would end up with this man??
JESUS????
MAN EVEN JESUS SAID IT
Jesus is by our side everyone we are not wrong then
Jesus Christ has spoken everyone
EVEN JESUS SAID IT
QUIEN EN SU SANO JUICIO EN SU SANA SALUD MENTAL ROMPERÍA CON ESTE HOMBRE
💀 Creo que mucha gente. Xiao es probablemente mucho para manejar y mucho menos probablemente dañaría en gran medida la salud mental
@@K0k0n1f4n bueno no se yo me lo quedaba igual
Nose voy en la mitad del video pero creo que el fue el que cortó la relación
@@aileen____- no se pero si fue el razonable si fui yo que miércoles andaba pensando
@@Mikh4_il uy parece que nosotros rompimos con el sjsjsjjssjsj recién estoy terminando el audio porque los escucho de a poquito
AHHH I WANNA HAVE A PART 2 PLEASEEE 😭😭😭😭 Xiaoooo our poor bby I hope we get back together with him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
please stop making me cry but also continue
I totally didn't jump after hearing the knocking part on full volume- 😭
He fricking pulled up and said “Wow you look like shit” I mean dam-
As soon as he comes in he says:You look bad as heck. XD and I’m like.
Ik.
5:33 me metí tanto en el papel que dije en voz alta “aceptaría la ayuda pero no de TI así que ahora hazme un gran favor y VETE de mi casa AHORA” lo digo enserio…..
Wn
No me funcionan los subtítulos
NO SE QUE DICE 😭
bro the ringtone sent me into fight or flight
...that bitter taste in my mouth ... I had already kicked him out of the house (• ▽ •;)
"Wow you look like shit" 😭...
0:19 oh.
yo, what? No bc geniunely the Lumine and Xiao seemed to be getting too close and omg i was punching the air so hard 😭😭, Dude the part where he confronted us abt the running away like. Back up!! Space 👿👿 Ughhh this was an amazing one! Tysm for the food that gave me so much energy to punch mymelody a couple times 🤩
How the hell did you know I am always dehydrated 😂
Me over here suddenly wanting a sister.
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE A PART 2
Wait .. Lumine called? Does that mean That we are Aether? if we aren't then obviously another reason I'm stupid 😩😍😍😍
I think we might be-
12:20 if wouldn't come i would just stay in bed play games and watch anime cuz i don't care if I'm sick
:( I feel so bad for Xiao why did I break up with him??????????
0:17 get out.
Can we get a backstory on why we broke up with this sweet little goldfish minded angel
This is gonna be so awesome 👌
why am i so dumb WHY THE FRICK DID I BREAK UP WITH HIM
How did he know I had a sister😭
Now why am I crying again 🤨
This is amazing id love another part to this!!
Sniff* sniff* why is life so evil!!
Gonna have a smol cry gimme a sec
I would never break up with him
I would never break up with him what😭💕
Bruh I need part 2 I want to know what happens;-;
"You got scared"
Me: oh shit howd you- HOLLY-
Him-It is what it is
Me-IT iS WhaT iD dIs
Nah i know how to cook for myself I have taken culinary classes 😒
No bc what in holy matrimony possessed us to break up with this man.
Oh he liked our sister didn’t he-
When you don't have a sister/siblings:
I AM SORRY I AM LATE (T-T) also who in their right mind would break up with sweet xiao-
WHYD WE BREAK UP THO OMG
We’re too afraid to get close too people
@@serenity_ren_bliss3566 Yeah. Sounds about right.
Wait, a fever? Dude, are you serious? You're not going to the hospital? Hello?
Naurr whyy ☹️💔
Omg I'm crying so hard rn ahhh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me: BISH LEMME FRICKIN DIE IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG! 😭
Yoooo lumine’s my oc’s half sister!!!
-Nyx
Can you make a part 2 pls only if you have time and want to do a part 2
I pressed this video immidieately when i saw it
It sounds like he's only doing it because of the sister. Did he have an affair with the sister or something? Idfk
What are your thoughts while making these videos? IM JUST CURIOUS
istg do you read minds im so sick rn 😭💔
Get well soon ❤️🩹
Same-
Same☺
Dude imagine listening to that with ADHD haha lol I don’t have a clue what I just listened to lmao
EX?!
Good morning guys
can u make a part2? 😭😭😭
NOOOO SHIT WE ARE AETHER!?!
BROOOOO
We‘re talking about Fahrenheit right?! As an European I am quite concerned else ways💀
Mine
Just wanted to see
Why Ex ? 🥲
16 MINS AGO ⁉️😧
I'm late 😭😭 I'm so sorry
Why You Cry? :(
Hi
Wait how did I break up with him-
Kazuha that U?
@@Xiaokisser no-
@@Xiaokisser wait if your Xiao- why are you on your own video
@@PINKJUICY idk
Why would anyone enjoy this kind of asmr QwQ
Wait wtf am i Aether here? When yes good that me(Aether) and Xiao broke up bruh i kinda hate that ship