That's the voice of resignation, the voice of a man who knows his job is a joke and his world is a lie, but that it's still better than the alternative. Now if you'll excuse me, that man over there says I need to go mop the parking lot.
That accent worked, right up until he tried to pronounce "rather". That pronunciation is too British for most regular American accents, let alone a Southern one. Other than that, it was beautiful.
The UIU is really interesting to me from a stroy potential perspective. Since imgaine you're part of the FBI, one of the most prestigious forces in the entire world, and then you get transferred to some little known unit, where you are then basically told "You may have been the biggest fish in the Pond, but in the Ocean you'd better listen to the Sharks and Whales" and it's super cool.
i really like the fact that the SCP universe has multiple factions, its not just the SCP Foundation, there are a lot more interest groups out there. MC&D, C.O.G, and the Serpents Hand.
I find it pretty cool that the SCP Foundation actually likes the UIU, even if they aren't much help, makes me feel like a big and little brother type relationship.
Its more of a "i have undercover agents in High ranking places of your goverment and im constantly making them give you lower funds so you don't Become a competator and stay as my pet that does all my dirty work." kind of relationship.
1296 rounds in a single Desert Eagle magazine is pretty awesome, and that’s stuff not only the SCP Foundation finds not worth their time, but it’s an anomaly that’s not even noteworthy in the UIU.
Technically not true, because groups like Parawatch are listed as GOIs, and they're basically just conspiracy theorists. Not hands-on at all. But I get what you're saying, and yeah, they're outclassed by basically all of the commonly known factions.
So basically there are anomalies and weird stuff out there, but the UIU is a joke because they are the lowest rung on the pecking order when it comes to all the groups of interest dealing with these things. SCP foundation: “Stay where it’s safe FBI kiddos, the grownup organizations are playing with things you can’t handle “
*Ding dong!* Dude: Ah, ma pizza her- Pizza guy: *Shooting nightmare demons* Dude: Uhh, can I have my pizza? *Pizza falls on ground as nightmare demon is eating pizza guy* Dude: Oh, okay then. *Dude closes door as the nightmare demon charges as the house*
I figured someone would say something like that, but it doesn't really matter: in most media, the FBI, or any government agency, is portrayed as insanely powerful and efficient, so seeing a fictional and non-satirical representation portray them as useless is still quite fun.
GurrenPrime Something worth mentioning: in Bright's List, one of the entries says, "(Our) motto is "Secure, Contain, Protect, NOT any of the following:". Among the entries that are then rattled off is "The FBI are a bunch of pansies."
The flipside of that Spicy Crust Pizzeria story is that somewhere out there is a UIU Agent who handed over a potentially dangerous artifact to a normie without realizing it because the Normie introduced themselves as "Simon Carter Perot" or something like that.
The fact the the scp foundation, the SCP FOUNDATION, Procedure 110-Montauk, Procedure 410-Constantin (The deer containment), has the most respect for UIU, probably because they have sympathy for the absolute balls that the UIU has to go through is why i love this universe
Definitely the one of the smarter groups in scp. They're well in over their heads, they know they're in well over their head, but they're doing their best
His voice makes you feel bad for him because you can kind of tell he's just fed up with being in a joke department and kind of feels sorry for himself especially at the end when he says "That is why we're a joke."
Haha, I love how we get to look at the scp foundation from other foundations point of views, you get attached after playing the game. Even if your only a sociopathic D class
The suits = Global Occult Coalition (GOC)? The fireworks = chaos insurgency? The cart shoppers = Marshal Carter and Dark Ltd. The can collection = the serpents hand The skippers = the SCP foundation This is who I think are what he means but you tell me if I’m right or wrong
Cameron Trivett UIU agents can be trained and would usually come from STEM fields, not because their former head of department wants to get rid of them. and i don’t think you get transferred into another division as a punishment.
I find it sad that no one in the SCP universe can really be considered the "Good guys". Its more about which group you sympathize with/ agree with more. For me personally its the Global Occult Coalition and the UIU. SCP is a close tie sometimes though.
Personally, I'm not too fond of the G.O.C. They're pretty much the 'Kill'em all and let God sort'em out" crowd. Reckless, xenophobic and stupid. The Serpent's Hand calls them "Book Burners" for a reason. Personally, I'm fond of the Foundation, but I do feel a little sympathy for the Hand. They're naive, and they can be quite vicious, but they have their hearts in the right (figurative) places. Most of the time, anyway.
I like the UIU. Even under funded and out of their depth, they try their best. And they can get results. They hid Three Portlands from the SCP Foundation for a good number of years. Now if only I could get a crime drama show set there.
i love how the foundation universe is able to implement itself in this world, and of course your voice is awesome for readings, especially for this type of them :)
Thats possible, but unlikely. I think the more likely scenario is whoever had that gun had been using it for quite some time and never reloaded it because they thought it was infinite. Its more likely when the guy with the gun engaged the instructor it just so happened to run out after being used for so long.
One thing I might change is adding a small pause in-between segments, such as the transition from the suits to the fireworks. It would help the lines stick a little more.
let me try and discern the unnamed ones men in suits: i think they are GOC, highly professional, government workers, take things away for termination fireworks: i originally fought they were GOC because they do destroy things but but the one above says they're government funded so i think they're CI, CI is very militaristic and they did say that too
So this is what I’ve got as the groups so far Men in black/Suits: UNGOC Fireworks: Possibly Chaos Insurgency CART shoppers: obviously MC&D CAN collection: Serpent’s hand Skippers: SCP foundation
I wish I had that magazine for my desert eagle. But realistically due to its recoil no one would have the strength to fire it more than 70 times tops consecutively
So I might be wrong but the groups being talked about here are Militia groups - Chaos Insurgency Serpents Hand - you get three guesses who they are Suits - The Foundation Skippers - Global Occult Coalition? Please correct me if I am wrong on those but I think those are correct.
Skippers are the Foundation. SCPs are called "Skips" by the community (scips, but use your classical Latin C sounds to give it that good hard K sound). Suits are just probably referring to the government spooks that have to mop up messes made by factions by The Foundation. Maybe that refers to the GOC, but I doubt it.
God, can you imagine working for an actual, legit company with the SCP acronyms, and then a random FBI guy walks up to you, and says "Hey Skipper,"
The SCP Foundation would probably try to prevent other organizations with “SCP” initials to pop up. That could cause much confusion.
@@undersccore9855 Or buy them/insert agents in hogh positions
Bruh moment
"Kowalski, analysis"
@@undersccore9855
Society for Coaching Psychology says hi.
We'll see you soon.
I just love how this guy's basically saying that if one of these organizations gives you an order, you either follow it or die.
MinersLoveGames Well, it makes sense.
I'm going to explain how fucked you are, so listen.
@@JeanLucCaptain that sums it up nicely.
@@lordnul1708basically everytime I go to the principles office I get the same speech.
He’s even aware that they’re not nearly capable enough to do the job they were meant to do
Spicy Crust Pizzeria. Anomalously good pizza.
Solar Their secret, minty sauce is fantastic. Just make sure not to let it come into contact with dead bodies.
Guuuuys give this to Dr. Bright's list about what he can't say about the foundation.
Spicy Crust Pizza: set the dial to very fine
SCP-458
That woude be a great joke scp
Love the Southern accent you picked for the UIU guy, really fits his tone: not bitter or pissed that his unit is a "joke", just accepting of reality.
That's the voice of resignation, the voice of a man who knows his job is a joke and his world is a lie, but that it's still better than the alternative.
Now if you'll excuse me, that man over there says I need to go mop the parking lot.
That accent worked, right up until he tried to pronounce "rather". That pronunciation is too British for most regular American accents, let alone a Southern one. Other than that, it was beautiful.
@@jesseberg3271 I thought it sounded off. Couldn’t place it, though.
The UIU is really interesting to me from a stroy potential perspective. Since imgaine you're part of the FBI, one of the most prestigious forces in the entire world, and then you get transferred to some little known unit, where you are then basically told "You may have been the biggest fish in the Pond, but in the Ocean you'd better listen to the Sharks and Whales" and it's super cool.
UIU are the normies of the SCP universe
lol
@@dicktrolington416 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AKA: the imperial guard of 40k.
@@JeanLucCaptain but the imperial guard put up a fight. Fighting Chaos and holding them back. That's pretty nice for just normal humans.
True but they die REALLY fast.
i really like the fact that the SCP universe has multiple factions, its not just the SCP Foundation, there are a lot more interest groups out there. MC&D, C.O.G, and the Serpents Hand.
Yeah, but I think you're forgetting something... Hrm. Oh, by the way, quick question-
Are We Cool Yet?
balrogdahomie lol i dont know, this organization sure sounds a lot like some kind of ...Chaos Insurgency!
balrogdahomie oh my god those fuckers
Church of the broken god
shoot646 your lack of pun usage doesn't exactly make for a lot of /WONDERTAINMENT/
It’s funny that the UIU is considered a joke, but you can still make the narrator sound like a badass.
I find it pretty cool that the SCP Foundation actually likes the UIU, even if they aren't much help, makes me feel like a big and little brother type relationship.
I think it's more of a 'let's throw them breadcrumbs' type relationship.
@@KyrstOak Isn't that all sibling relationships though?
@@dulguunmurunbarsbold210 Not even close. Some, sure, not all.
Its more of a "i have undercover agents in High ranking places of your goverment and im constantly making them give you lower funds so you don't Become a competator and stay as my pet that does all my dirty work." kind of relationship.
@@muratege4056 yup it's a sibling relationship alright
1296 rounds in a single Desert Eagle magazine is pretty awesome, and that’s stuff not only the SCP Foundation finds not worth their time, but it’s an anomaly that’s not even noteworthy in the UIU.
the desert eagle would just break
@@balelei it's a super natural object it doesn't obey the laws of reality
watch it jam after 3 rounds
The FBI tries to deal with anomalies, but literally every single other GOI has them out-done. The Foundation meanwhile uses them as the binmen.
Technically not true, because groups like Parawatch are listed as GOIs, and they're basically just conspiracy theorists. Not hands-on at all. But I get what you're saying, and yeah, they're outclassed by basically all of the commonly known factions.
Except in Three Portlands. In Three Portlands they have their act together. Kept the Foundation from learning about it until the 70's or 80's.
parawatch is a forum for paranormal sightings and stuff like that its not an group that knows what they are edoing they are even worse than uiu
So basically there are anomalies and weird stuff out there, but the UIU is a joke because they are the lowest rung on the pecking order when it comes to all the groups of interest dealing with these things.
SCP foundation:
“Stay where it’s safe FBI kiddos, the grownup organizations are playing with things you can’t handle “
little do some people realize that the instructor took orders from the pizza guy because his name was "Skipper"
CmcDoesStuff well, he said he didn’t realize they were from there until after they had dealt with the anomaly
and that's why we're a joke
*D R I N K P E P S I!* with you spicy crust pizza today
Now I can't stop thinking of some pizza delivery guy with like an M60 firing at some crazy monster thing on someones doorstep.
*Ding dong!*
Dude: Ah, ma pizza her-
Pizza guy: *Shooting nightmare demons*
Dude: Uhh, can I have my pizza?
*Pizza falls on ground as nightmare demon is eating pizza guy*
Dude: Oh, okay then.
*Dude closes door as the nightmare demon charges as the house*
This is great. It really says a lot about the SCP Foundation's awesomeness when even the FBI are considered losers by them.
I figured someone would say something like that, but it doesn't really matter: in most media, the FBI, or any government agency, is portrayed as insanely powerful and efficient, so seeing a fictional and non-satirical representation portray them as useless is still quite fun.
Well, it's not fair when this is not the whole FBI, this is basically the X-Files portion.
GurrenPrime Something worth mentioning: in Bright's List, one of the entries says, "(Our) motto is "Secure, Contain, Protect, NOT any of the following:". Among the entries that are then rattled off is "The FBI are a bunch of pansies."
So they are pretty much ass kisser for anyone who is not them
@@dantecarangelo1083 Nice. 😂👍
The UIU Orientation has always been one of my favorite orientations. I'm so glad you decided to read it.
I feel like SCP foundation just kind of....acts like the UIU are there little pets..or puppets..but hey..at least there kind of allies
I like that idea. "Here tiny UIU, have this little morsel." Also, you want 'they're'.
@@KyrstOak and before that: "their"
When even the serpent's hand has more authority than you
Lmao
Poor UIU
The flipside of that Spicy Crust Pizzeria story is that somewhere out there is a UIU Agent who handed over a potentially dangerous artifact to a normie without realizing it because the Normie introduced themselves as "Simon Carter Perot" or something like that.
Volgun really nailed the 'seen it all, done it all, wasted my time' voice.
I'd like to try out Spicy Crust Pizzeria at any time.....
It's probably pizza from SCP-458
Acrymon Sisters of Cheyenne Point
Maybe they'll have Sudden Career *Possibilities?
Sean Waddell Sudden Career _Possibilities,_ come on... :p
DrawnSteelHero redact that, Researcher, I’m infallible
The fact the the scp foundation, the SCP FOUNDATION, Procedure 110-Montauk, Procedure 410-Constantin (The deer containment), has the most respect for UIU, probably because they have sympathy for the absolute balls that the UIU has to go through is why i love this universe
Definitely the one of the smarter groups in scp. They're well in over their heads, they know they're in well over their head, but they're doing their best
His voice makes you feel bad for him because you can kind of tell he's just fed up with being in a joke department and kind of feels sorry for himself especially at the end when he says "That is why we're a joke."
i just realized they're called skippers because that's close to how you would pronounce scp if it weren't an acronym
"Kowalski, analysis."
Spicy crust pizzaria
S. C. P
jadan davis Mother of god...
Pizza Friday!
For a GOI that’s called ‘UIUseless’ by the rest, they still try their best, bless them
Haha, I love how we get to look at the scp foundation from other foundations point of views, you get attached after playing the game. Even if your only a sociopathic D class
The suits = Global Occult Coalition (GOC)?
The fireworks = chaos insurgency?
The cart shoppers = Marshal Carter and Dark Ltd.
The can collection = the serpents hand
The skippers = the SCP foundation
This is who I think are what he means but you tell me if I’m right or wrong
yea they said that the suits are from the government and outrank them
@@nationalofficeofsecurityen6582 I don't understand what he said about the chaos insurgency because they will kill you if you get in their way or not
@@nationalofficeofsecurityen6582 I think that'd be the DOD pentagram then.
I think the suits are DOD pentagram.
The suits are referred to as "spooks" meaning they are likely from the CIA and not the GOC since the GOC is under UN control.
Spicy Crust Pizzeria LOL Loved that touch.
Your voice is oddly soothing to me... CONTINUE YOUR EXISTENCE HUMAN! :P
The UIU is the best GOI in the SCP universe, change my mind.
because they're the team that's most possibly would get their own show
I think I’m going to make an animated series about them
@@SavCorp please.
@@Notmagickal I hope they get their own VR game
The algorithm seems to have picked up some connection. It keeps showing me Ikea ads on SCP videos.
SCP-3008?
XD Nice.
UIU=X-files
Jason Armstrong nah they aren't trained enough
Jason Armstrong Why not? They would all have FBI training
More like Men in black.
Cameron Trivett UIU agents can be trained and would usually come from STEM fields, not because their former head of department wants to get rid of them. and i don’t think you get transferred into another division as a punishment.
Dollar store x files
Well if anything it's probably safer to work with the UIU than the Foundation.
I find it sad that no one in the SCP universe can really be considered the "Good guys". Its more about which group you sympathize with/ agree with more.
For me personally its the Global Occult Coalition and the UIU. SCP is a close tie sometimes though.
GOC is a bit reckless though, read SCP 1609, its a good example
Personally, I'm not too fond of the G.O.C. They're pretty much the 'Kill'em all and let God sort'em out" crowd. Reckless, xenophobic and stupid. The Serpent's Hand calls them "Book Burners" for a reason.
Personally, I'm fond of the Foundation, but I do feel a little sympathy for the Hand. They're naive, and they can be quite vicious, but they have their hearts in the right (figurative) places. Most of the time, anyway.
I definitely like the UIU and the SCP Foundation. Call me the "goodie little two-shoes" if you want.
silverclawedwolf the GOC has made things worse
is it bad that I like Gamers Against Weed?
I like the UIU. Even under funded and out of their depth, they try their best. And they can get results. They hid Three Portlands from the SCP Foundation for a good number of years. Now if only I could get a crime drama show set there.
*”Did I Just-“*
We now know you're secrets.
Hahahahaah
i love how the foundation universe is able to implement itself in this world, and of course your voice is awesome for readings, especially for this type of them :)
My ad on this video was for Tide, and it said, "We won't judge guilty pleasures. We're just here to #keepitclean." Now that's kind of coincidental.
Clayton Reese tide pod challenge is recent... you posted this three whole years ago, yet theres no edit either...
I'M CALLING THE FOUNDATION
This man is a fucking prophet.
Soapy-Clean Products.
I find it funny that SCP Foundation has shell companies with the S,C, and P labels
1092 rounds from a desert eagle were not enough to take down this instructor it seems...UIU may be a joke but it sure has some damn good teachers.
Thats possible, but unlikely. I think the more likely scenario is whoever had that gun had been using it for quite some time and never reloaded it because they thought it was infinite. Its more likely when the guy with the gun engaged the instructor it just so happened to run out after being used for so long.
This place, and the SCP foundation in general, would be Fox Mulder’s dream come true.
This is brilliant. I love part where he talks about diffrent organisations .Basicly he tell them to listen to diffrent groups,run from them or die.
I just ran across this one. Its a real gem honestly
One thing I might change is adding a small pause in-between segments, such as the transition from the suits to the fireworks. It would help the lines stick a little more.
UIU: when can i be as good as you guys
FBI, CIA: keep dreaming
Wow just thought that anything would have a dip of SCP in it
It really means the Community is growing
Me realizing that Spicy Crust Pizzeria is actually a front for the SCP foundation after digging alot
Skipper, SCP'r.
That was pretty awesome, hope to see more of your SCP voice stuff
My Favorite one so far! You are uber-talented! WE NEED MOAR!
let me try and discern the unnamed ones
men in suits: i think they are GOC, highly professional, government workers, take things away for termination
fireworks: i originally fought they were GOC because they do destroy things but but the one above says they're government funded so i think they're CI, CI is very militaristic and they did say that too
I think the suits are DOD pentagram, another america based thing.
If any movie studio wanted to make a movie in the scp universe and wanted a blank slate they could just use the UIU
Hahaha. Spicy Crust Pizza. Love it...
Your voice is so relaxing! I could listen to this accent forever
You know it's not his real accent, I assume.
That last part is absolute genius.
I need an anomaly that would allow me to give this more than one thumbs up.
I really like the voice you used here.
SCP Investigative Unit: You Feds are out of your league...
Fox Mulder: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
Dude i love your vids you have an amazing voice
I swear people forget that the UIU protects Three Portlands and runs Paramax the most advanced prison ever built.
I really like writing , and would love a chance to try for one of those spin-off departments just for fun.
2020: finished UA-cam, so I'm rewatching your stuff cuz ... Epic
Read this as uwu orientation, definitely caught my eye seeing that title with the scp logo, then I realized that it's just uiu
Spicy crust pizzeria. That's just perfect
Nice touch with the accent considering that in the SCP universe the only branch of the UIU is located in the south
Very nicely read! Got a nice laugh with the ending.
The orientations are always really cool acpachaly win you do
I really like artifacts, like that Desert Eagle magazine it's safe, cool, and very practical.
i need to double check to see if there have been any more interesting SCP's written since last i looked involving the UIU, severly underutalized.
This is freakin' great!
Spicy crust pizzeria XD
I love the UIU. They are so bad and such a joke but also very dedicated
I wish there was more of the uiu contingent
In my lore the UIU would be serious transporting objects and people into the SCP Foundations Custody
So this is what I’ve got as the groups so far
Men in black/Suits: UNGOC
Fireworks: Possibly Chaos Insurgency
CART shoppers: obviously MC&D
CAN collection: Serpent’s hand
Skippers: SCP foundation
Wonder if they have an agent duo of a red head agent and her eccentric partner
In rBreach the UIU is my favorite soundtrack
I wish I had that magazine for my desert eagle. But realistically due to its recoil no one would have the strength to fire it more than 70 times tops consecutively
That is awesome. I want a Spicy Crust Pizza t-shirt now.
UIU are the big bois
So I might be wrong but the groups being talked about here are
Militia groups - Chaos Insurgency
Serpents Hand - you get three guesses who they are
Suits - The Foundation
Skippers - Global Occult Coalition?
Please correct me if I am wrong on those but I think those are correct.
Skippers are the Foundation. SCPs are called "Skips" by the community (scips, but use your classical Latin C sounds to give it that good hard K sound).
Suits are just probably referring to the government spooks that have to mop up messes made by factions by The Foundation. Maybe that refers to the GOC, but I doubt it.
Are you sure the Deagle wasn't just owned by a PD2 heister with the reload speed and magazine capacity skills?
I think it probably
Did he say men in black 0.0
I always did like this one.
You like the UIU's point of view? Or just that you like this orientation?
A bit of both.
These are great.
Uiu is the fbi unit call (unusual incidents unit)
"Alright done talking UNUUUUUUUUUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT"
*everyone dies to a SCP*
The Best Reading
Who would win in a fight able or kratos
Men in Black: Maybe GOC?
Militia: Chaos Insurgency maybe?
Incognito Mode you are correct on both counts
another grate video thanks
What’s a uiu (I’m not that good with the scp foundation but Ik the common ones like scp-173, scp-096 basically that and a couple not common)
It's the Unusual Incidents Unit.
so..
The suits are the GOC
The fireworks are the chaos insurgency
The skippers are SCP
Can anyone identify all the groups listed if I’m not mistaken the first one is chaos insurgency and the last is obviously the scp foundation
Unusual Incident Unit or Federal Bereau of Investigation
I lost it at "Soap and Care Products"!
Awesome!
Compare it to the O5 orientation