Medical Seminar (SCP foundation tale)
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Well hey. A thing I wrote. Thanks for doing this man, I hope you enjoyed it. ~DrMagnus
I believe *I* was the one in the top hat, cheerio good sir!
Chris Castellano
Dude! Thanks for the Tale! Your a good writer! Ever think about writing more for us nerds? Your good at it!
And now you have 2 subs chris! Lol!!!
Asimovs Rulebreaker I'm really glad you enjoy my writing. I have a ton of tales on the wiki. You can check out all my work at scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-magnus-personnel-file
for a second i thought is said Dr Magnusen from hl2
If you can't handle that, leave, NOW
*75% of the room gets up*
What-HEY WHAT YA DOIN??? *S I T B A C K D O W N*... IT WAS A JOKE
*THIS ISN'T V O L U N T A R Y.*
no
Lol
SCP Doctor rule 27:
"If your patient did not die, you gonna be the one to die... probably by the patient."
lmaoo
SCP Doctor rule 28:
"If your patient did die, your patient is probably going to kill you anyway."
HE(IT) IS ALIVE!!! -Dr-Frankeinstein
I wonder which one is rule 33 + 1
A small comment. You should include the sounds of the audience in these. It's be amusing to hear the shuffle of feet and a quiet "but you said" when he says that he was only joking about them being able to leave.
The class D orientation he did has that. Super good.
"hey where you going!? Sit back down!!!"
Hahahaha I couldn't help but laugh at the fact that someone actually tried to walk out on the foundation
That likely would have been me had I been "elected" to help them
Hell waffle [Alice]
They know not what they do.
i dont know why thats a problem, just give them some mind wiping juice
"Like you're gonna leave while knowing about this place, don't make me laugh"
Kinda scary to be forced to work here, am I right?
This video really caramels my apples
I think I'm having a stroke 0
Dude...
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THIS WEEKS WINNER FOR COOLEST SCREENNAME!!!
Prizes include:
1) 1 free high five*
2) 1 tip of the hat
2) 3 girly squeels
To be used at your leisure
*High fives not accepted at Asimov's
Um.. okay, neither of you make sense.
It really pops my corn.
It just fries my chicken
That really churns my butter
It really creams my milk
Really plumps my pillow
Really curds my cheese
Really mines my diamonds
Really milks my cow
Really pops my tarts
The Foundation's bodycount is second only to it's pens and paper budget.
Third is the medical staff's mad clothing requisitions.
Seriously? A tophat?
I think they spent more on black highlighters.
@@sarahk236 There’s an scp that’s supposed to be the scp website (someone uploaded all the documents to a website)(might’ve been a joke scp), and the foundation was able to do minor edits to the website block out the names, which is supposedly what all the redacteds are. So cool joke, but if this is canon then it’s just online and they don’t actually censor information.
Hey! That Top Hat was vital!
There is a Toppat agent inside of the CCC? This ain't good...
"It was a joke. *This isn't voluntary.* "
Damn, that was chilling.
You have the voice of a cocky agent and the attitude of harsh doctor that does work for the foundation btw i amazed by it
Sullied User611 a harsh doctor is actually better than the doctors assigned to the Montauk procedures...
*why in the hell are you wearing a top hat?*
Because I'm just that fancy!
Is it from Dr. Bright's tophat collection?
@@tessabakker662 yes it is
wнo ѕaιd ιм a тoo hat and wнy aтe yoυ тalĸιng тo мy veнιcle?
Dress code
Class-D video tape: Fun and friendly!
Security Department video tape: Torture and despair for the D boiz!
Scientist video tape: You can't quit my boy, you got some work to do...
For the greater good.
I love the cynicism in your version of this one. Just like "you jerks have no idea what you just signed up for..."
"signed up for"
Allow me to chuckle...
Benjamin Antman
I'll allow it...
All i require is that you kneel before this "God King!"
Why don't they just hire the tf2 medic? I'm sure he'll double as a researcher.
@@kerplunker360 actually doctor Ludwig made a deal with the devil and sold his soul (for what we dont know). He then surgically stole the souls of the 8 other mercenaries and added them to his own. Because the devil needs a majority of souls to take him to hell (he has 2, Ludwig sold one for a pen) the doctor is immortal. So are the other mercenaries as they have no soul.
Let she honest here medic would make d-class for crimes against humanity
You think they haven't?
lets face medic would be the guy who kils the hard to destroy reptile
He’s a psychopath.
Wow, the part when it says “it would be a pandemic, guaranteed” doesn’t even sound scary anymore
I think the term the epidemiologists use is _"slate cleaner"._
I’m quite sure the one with the top hat might’ve been Dr. Bright
Author of the article here, it was not.
Dr Bright is not allowed to:
Wear a Top Hat.
@@themessageofgod9425 that should be added
@@ChristopherCastellano it is now!
"We know your SCP tophat collection has some tactical value but that's not a reason to wear it near other people"
- whichever O5 wrote that point
I’d trust any doctor if they’re wearing a top hat
Who wouldn't?
Graydogger never trust a ted
Professor Ellen Anders *ALWAYS TRUST THE MAN WITH A TOP HAT*
Wondertainment?
"Yeah? You with th- is that a top h-hat? Why in the hell are you wearing a top hat!?" I expect great things from the doctor in the top hat, someone should write a story around that guy specifically xD
"What if you're *not* lucky? You become a patient!" That line was delivered so perfectly. Volgun, you really are great at what you do.
Honestly, this is the proper way to brief any Foundation Staff. You're just there to do your job and that's it. Great Video 👌
Very nice! Great tone, love the character!
I'm a med student who wishes to specialize in HistoPathology ot Virology. Is it wrong that I'd want to work for the foundation? Some SCPs actually made me curious as to what other diseases the foundation has to contain.
You know it dose not need to be a virus like me I'm scp 426 and I'm a toaster
The only thing wrong is expecting retirement or a peaceful death.
The scariest thing to me is the paperwork
**Gurgle!** ^w^
SCP-999?
God damn it... Get the vacuum... We need to get these guys out of here...
Will always upvote you
Mother of god.....it's free.
*God save us all*
Look like scp 999 and scp 173 has broken out someone call the scp foundation.
WHO IS TOPHAT MAN?!? I NEED TO KNOW.
johnmburt1960 does that even matter
Oskar The guy It was probably dr bright
Maybe it is Dr.Clef
because of: www.scp-wiki.net/termination-order (first interview)
"I want a Nifty hat"
Dr.Bright
8:00 Dr.Bright (tophat guy): It's casual friday.
I am definitely that one doctor with the top hat.
Godspeed
All SCP's will bow to Democracy or be terminated.
Monarchy?
[LAUGHS IN HARD TO DESTROY REPTILE]
Are you trying to be the “GOC”?
Calm down robot dude
...No... *USSR ANTHEM PLAYS*
Lol as soon as he said "leave"
I thought: "lol as if its voluntary"
Love it.
I like the stock footage of "doctor" people doing stuff in the lab, although, I found myself tracking just exactly where the loop resets and found that I had zoned out and missed bits of the story. Either the stock footage ought not to ever repeat or the reel to reel machine or text scrolling format should be used. That's my two cents.
Big, Not Good I really like the text scrolling, it makes it a lot easier to follow along & stay immersed
i have a similar issue, but its more that I listen to Volgun while I game since there's not a lot to really look at most of the time. i give the first listen of a file my undivided attention, but once I know it, I kind of zone-out a bit, too.
sometimes I glad I do....fuckin' Cousin Johnny.....always gives me the heebie-jeebies. need Dark Souls to cheer me up.
but for these "tales and canons" that have scripts but come off as organic speeches, I dont mind the lack of text scroll. Makes it feel more...well, organic.
"Most of these viruses if released would be a pandemic"
Me after 2021: "ok... and?"
"Why in the hell are you wearing a top hat?" 😂😂😂
I wonder if there's a janitor/cleaner seminar?
Ever heard the story of the janitor who skewered a zombie on the wall with a mop.
D class
@@lostkitty4818 that sounds kickass
(8:05) I would be the first doctor in the med bay like "hey one of the SCPs tore my face off. I need help."
Not if it’s me first >:3
COVID-19 is actually just a heavily classified SCP.
SCP-REDACTED: "The Boomer Remover".
Do a video for the containment and security teams
“Oh you’re a war veteran!? Well that ain’t shit here. We fight in actual hell. No exaggeration”
Would it be to much trouble to ask you to read SCP-2800 aka cactus man,
He's my favorite
Can't imagine scp 079 being a doctor...
TheGameWaster do you mean 049?
why do i have a feeling the new dr. with the tophat i gonna end up working with dr. bright
Not even joking I was gonna watch a different video when he said “SIT BACK DOWN”
Sounds like a fun job. Where do I sign up?
"it would be a pandemic."
Yea we got one of those already
Im just gonna sit here in the corner with my medical degree.
"I suggest you leave... now"
Me: *starts gathering my stuff*
"sIT ... BACK ... D O W N!!!"
By far one of my favorite scp story channels to watch keep doing you volgun
Treat, Heal, Obey.
THO.
@@GldnClaw Terminate, Track or Trust maybe
Are you going to do MTF or Security Guards next?
4:00 It seems like every branch of the Foundation thinks it’s the most important piece. Just like every big organization.
I seriously laughed out loud at “Why in the HELL are you wearing a top hat?!?” 😂😂😂
*How do people even first learn about the SCP foundation and apply for it?*
Same way people get recruited to any top secret operation.
Someone recruits them, they don't apply.
Mitch Williamson so its like jojo part 5
So everyday is an episode of House :)
literally
"Are you wearing a top hat?" This must be when Dr. Bright was new.
"Hello there, dear patient, what is it that you have there? Oh, its that flesh-thing. Don't worry, I've got the solution right here! *gets flamethrower*".
Dr.Volgun, may you add ambient noises to the videos? to add to the realism/immersion
The emotion when he says
“don’t risk your own life!”
Absolutely shook me
As a future doctor, I can’t say how ecstatic I was to listen to this. Love love loved it. Relistened so many times
Why is there a tophat guy?
Why not?
Dr Bright obviously
These are always awesome.
Hope we hear more random mentions of the top hat, whether on a head or lying next to it.
moist
Dio Brando IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE
qUaCK
- Purple
Scared shit out of me when i got up you said EH SIT BACK DOWN
You were joking about leaving but I wasn't. Byeeee! Slips over to a parallel dimension.
I'm just imagining a room with copies of bill-nye, james bond, the medic from tf2 and JD Rockefeller with a top-hat on at the back.
I love the new visual upgrades! Good job man. Keep it up
Wait do they have patch em up after the monthly purges.
Nope
This is absolutely fantastic. I just found your channel by recommendation on Reddit and I love it. You put so much effort into you videos and make them so interesting it really lives up to the whole idea of the SCPs. I've watched all off your scp videos on the last few days and will be looking forward too the rest that you put out as well. I would love to hear you do a long version of 2922 or corbenic in general.
I’d use this for my medical Department on discord
i kind of dont like when people try to make characters "badass" in this kind cocky way.
"yeah i know, scp fundation? pretty epic, but you guys? best world know most incedible geniouses ever? well HAH means nothing compared to our level of epicness"
good acting though, character just come off a bit edgy.
when people don't know how to use the term edgy
comment nazi When people complain about peoples grammar without suggesting ways to improve.
There are people are like this in real life.. You don't have to like it just accept it for what it is pretty much.
Made In U.S.A I think what he meant is that he was exaggerating.
Cynical Realism
=/=
Edgy
Holy shit, i was dressing in an old timey suit with a top hat when you said "why the hell are you wearing a top hat?"
Honestly if i was a Dr,
I would be Dr Ray,
and be CRAZY FOR EXPERIMENTS,
HAHAHAAHA SEND IN THE D CLASS FOR SCP 682 LUNCH,
AHAHAHAHAA,
NOW, IM GOING TO WAKE SCP 682 UP,
I legit got scared because i thought he was talkiing to me .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Unlike the other teams orientation, I’m quite happy with this orientation. I think it’s good.”
O5-8
I Can't believe your still doing SCP. :o
Young man in the top hate is dr. Bright
So you've all been selected to be doctors for the Foundation. Heads of your fields and all of that. Well, I'm here to tell you that none of that matters. Here, you're just one of the rest. We have on staff over nine hundred and seventy four doctors among the eight primary sites alone. Why so many? They're necessary. The Foundation racks up a body count like it's going out of style, and it's your job to get that number as close to zero as you can, while not getting yourself wiped off this rock.
My name? Doctor Christopher Zartion, MD. Yes, I know you've all got your MDs, and probably a few PhD's. You're all world renowned surgeons and pathologists et cetera. I don't care, and neither do your superiors. You're here to do a job, and to be honest, it's going to suck.
The good news: The forefront of medicine? It's here. Right here. This is the place where you'll work on superviruses, strains of staphylococcus that would make your head explode, and viruses and bacteria which you'd never heard of before. We work with technologies and methods of treatment that are deemed too dangerous, and too experimental. If you think you can't handle that, I suggest you leave now.
What? Hey- What are you doing?! Sit back down. That was a joke. This isn't voluntary.
What you'll see here is going to make or break you, in some cases quite literally. Now I know you're probably wondering what I'm getting at, but I can't tell you. If I told you, in some cases, you'd risk exposure right there. I've been working here for less than five years, and I've seen pathologies that would make you shudder to think of it happening to you, or even any other human being.
That being said, it's going to be your job to log all of what you see, so that it doesn't happen to your teams, and your friends in the containment division. Believe me, they'll be your friends. You'll certainly have to patch them up enough. Yes, Doctor? Of course you're expected to keep accurate records. See this? This is a standard case file for a D-class that the research staff were exposing to one type of virus. You'll notice it's over eighty pages long. That's from one experiment. We perform hundreds in a given month. It should be noted that paper copies are only kept for experiments that are deemed too vital to be left to electronic storage. So you write up this extremely meticulous log, and you might be given a one line mention about the results in a distilled format on the database. Sucks, but it's what happens. It's your job, and you don't get to call out.
Omg I fucking love this vid
Fantastic as always, Volgun.
Great reading! Really nailed the "acting" part of voice acting with the changes of the tone of your voice during certain lines.
IDK why this is, if it is an America vs rest of the world, but whe i hear a DR at the foundation I don't necesarily think medic. Where I live a DR is the same as a PhD. I do not think medic are the right kind of scientists to study something like SCP-3393
the Phrase “it wouldn’t be an epidemic it would be a pandemic guaranteed” doesn’t sound so scary anymore
7:12 Actually, I think this is exactly the kind of work House would excel at.
Sure, until he encountered a mimetic hazard: _to diagnose it fully is to contract it._
17 Doctors who didn't get the job
Top hats need to make comeback. I'm just saying~
"Ya you in the bill nye bow tie"OML XD
All work, no games.
SCP Foundation is all serious.
Good on this doctor. You don't get your name in a book or in records. You don't get an award or nothing. But you do get the knowledge that you're helping people, even if you don't get to remember any of it when you (maybe) retire. This isn't about self-gratification, it's about doing something that other people won't because you *give a damn*
There is a mistake at 4:24 He says "I am sure some of the pathologists here would be assigned to the researching team." But in the wiki it clearly reads "I am sure some of the pathologists here would be assigned to researching them." it's a small mistake for people who don't care, but it's a big one if you take videos like these for granted and take every word seriously. So that's why I keep the wiki open and read with the speaker, makes it a bit more entertaining and makes it easier to memorize
Even reading this comment it took me a few trys to see the difference between the two sentences. It's unfortunate, i know. I'll try to spot more mistakes like this in the future.
It would appear one of those viruses has escaped, lol.
4:10
I can't help but think top hat guy isn't that kind of doctor lol
Dafaq?! ( ºÄº )
i really like these instruction seminar type sessions!
"fIrST dO nO HaRM" hehe love it
sheesh they have no mercy on their medics
If it was real
Why are you so mean to me its my frist day😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Damnit why didn't i get this orientation before i signed up......been stuck in this pit ever since
Very oddly dressed doctors
The D-class. You're going to feel bad for the D-class, you really are. They're all terrible people, but they're still people. You'll patch up the spine snappings, and the lacerations of the throat. You'll remove rock candy from mucus membranes, and send them back to have it done to them again. This is horrifying, yes? No, it's your job now. The Foundation runs on, whether we like it to or not, and we are the ones who keep it on its feet. Not the researchers, not even the containment staff. We do. Without us, everything would go to hell around here.
We have, in containment, right now, several viruses that if unleashed on the world, wouldn't be an epidemic situation. It would be pandemic, guaranteed. I'm sure some of the pathologists here would be assigned to researching them, and developing countermeasures. Of course it goes without saying that all those procedures you learned back in medschool about cleanliness and disinfecting go double while you're here. Hell, some of those won't work either, so you'll have to follow the containment procedures for the specific object you're working with.
The best case scenario for you who will be working in actual medical? Severe lacerations, or bullet wounds. Hopefully it's only physical trauma. God help you if something infectious gets in to your lab. Some of you might even be assigned to site resident shifts, and get it easy. Keep in mind researchers aren't as scrupulous about disinfecting after experiments as we are. You'd be amazed what passes under your microscope.
Maybe if you get a little less lucky, you'll deal with someone whose arm spontaneously exploded. Then you'll have to report what exactly the patient is going through, secondary symptoms, etc. If you're assigned in a research capacity rather than called in to treat the injury, your first job is to report anything that is off, or anomalous about the trauma. That's your job now, the patient comes second. If you're kind of lucky, you'll deal with someone whose blood is boiling out of his eyes as you speak to him. These are standard cases, of known SCP's. These aren't fabrications to scare you.
4:13 so Corona breached containment, then.
The one person who disliked is scp-173
Lol
me with the top hat. yes its a thing called style. heh heh *gets dragged out by guards screaming*
Now this is what I signed up for
Feel bad for the D-class? I have no soul.
For the most part
D-class are just test subjects.☺
I love how the characters are brought to life