2.5 Minutes Before Your Angry Wife Comes Home & Chokes You - PLEASE STOP CRYING
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- Опубліковано 29 кві 2024
- PLEASE STOP CRYING is a horror game where you have to calm a crying baby and finish your chores before your pretty wife comes home.
Game Info: store.steampowered.com/app/27...
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#PLEASESTOPCRYING - Ігри
Welcome to the Sol Badguy Club how Sol Badguy are ya?
That is bullshit, BLAZING
Uh badwomen?
Still my heart is blazing
My heart is blazing and I also don't need a new world order.
About 4 crying babies
"You had one job!"
Lady, that was at least six jobs. More, depending on how you count.
his one job was "not marry her'" which he failed before the game even started.
@@strike9716One of those forever alone dweebs eh?😂
Everything still counts as one
This is probably what trad wife’s have to deal with in their day to day lives. And people wonder why some women refuse to have children
Exactly!
The way he says "There's a happy baby!" makes him sound like an actual father
Clearly, you don’t own an air fryer. 🗿
@@jpcyberdude7777 I own 2 air friers while you have only 1.
@@AnekoGT my air fryer consumption needs are beyond your very mortal comprehension, merely to speak of them are as if to be in the presence of Caseoh walking, the very fabric of reality torn asunder under values that surpass mere conceptual existence, it is nothing any mortal, nor I could ever hope to grasp within the shelf life of an air fryer.
@@jpcyberdude7777 I'm sorry, master of the air fryer. Please accept my sincere apologies for what I've said, I accept defeat. This humble soul did not know about the immense powers your air fryer had 🙏
@@AnekoGT Accepted, have a great day! 🙏
The baby being a speedster is quite realistic, the fastest people on earth are babies who are just learning to walk
Their muscles do not know the weakness of its own flesh yet
Having had a number of kids I can confirm omfg babies are fast, especially when they think it's a game but your actually trying to stop them from running I to the road. Then they face plant the floor, get up and keep going. 😅😂😂
As someone who has a 1 year old brother i can also confirm this
They haven't learned the controls yet
Nooooo, 1:20 So far this game = STUPID
I love the implication that this dude is actually moving 60x slower since every second is a minute, really validates the wife's frustration
Wait every second is a minute? I thought she was being unreasonable by giving him 2 minutes. Does that mean it took him 2 hours??? Absolutely validated (assuming the chores are not scaled with the time as well, i.e. vacuum less and have less laundry and etc because it's in game format)
@@EffeminateCowardlyVillain Yep. She literally says at the beginning she'll be gone for 2 and a half *hours*. Meaning every single second in game, you've wasted a minute in universe.
So even though everything was moving fast, in reality, you were just very slow.
Nah, not really. Especially when you add mowing the lawn into the equation. That can take a long time.
Ah, the lengths people will go to justify domestic abuse if it's a woman performing it.
That also explains why that baby moves so damn fast.
5:58 WIFE NO-
**5 seconds later**
6:03 my wife is very pretty actually 🥰
EVEN THOUGH HES GETTING STRANGLED HE STILL COMPLEMENTED HER AHHSNDNDNDJD
@@venti_The_Bard266 material husband
the greenest husband 🥰
@@_g0r3c0r3 If you want a husband that you can abuse and choke but still complements you then uhhhhh, that's not gooood...
I thought it was "crippy" - not "pretty"
0:29 "i have a solution"
No I'm not hearing you out
Don't worry, by not hearing him out you are less liable for when it inevitably happens.
2:55
he just wants the baby to keep his soul company
Tom
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The video!
Mimi and a good friends
ah yes, one of my favorite genres of Manly; being a malewife
Same
Mmhmm!
or a _houseband_
he needs a break from all the horrors once in a while
Yes feminism, have the boss-babes out there in the dangerous world, making the moneys, while the House-Husband raises the children, does chores, and has dinner ready, and his body clean & ready for love making, Before mommy gets home.
...Or.
Everyone stays single, and make no babies, until we fix this society & economy, and disembowel the government.
Wife: "You had one job!"
Main character: _Literally had 6 jobs_
Was gonna comment this exact thing
@@Trickadvertisement same
Comrades, always remember. She isn't angry because she's "crazy", she's angry because she does that literally every day before you get home.
The pure dread and fear in his voice when he says "oh no"
0:44 HE TRIED TO PUT THE BABY IN AN OVEN 😭
Probably a force of habit from playing The Baby in Yellow
4:10 HE TRIED TO RUN IT OVER WITH THE LAWNMOWER TOO
Dad of the year!
Well, the mom could use a high protein dinner after her palates class.
dishwasher i think but yea
Married for 9 years 2 kids.
Can confirm this is how life goes
Poor man 😢
@@KeksimusMaximuspoor man?? It was his choice to live like that, not to begin with the fact that women do it everyday
@@MamaisGaGGed Having kids and a wife is a blessing in itself, it's just that this guy gets chocked and killed by his wife when his kids cry for a few seconds, which is sad 😭
@@MamaisGaGGed Why are you coming in and making it about gender and comparing?
Yes, they usually give dads prizes fro doing (6) chores.
Baby’s cry for the most random reasons 😭 it’s so hard to know what problem they’re having, especially when it’s not the game baby and it’s a real baby
apparently sometimes babies just cry for absolutely zero reason. makes it more hellish lol
all the more reason to not have them.
@@invaderhorizongreen8168yes, don't have offsprings, you don't have the compassion of an healthy adult, so you shouldn't breed
@@invaderhorizongreen8168 bruh 💀
@@lay.z_diamond Babies are literally hardware with no understanding of software nor inputs. so if their new 'software' 'glitches' out they'll freak out, even if it's just a car driving by slightly vibrating the floor or their own breath was too loud
2:56 quite rare that manly doesnt say my soul near trashcan lol, the baby makes manly occupied
The peace when they stop crying is like a stalemate during a war.
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[EDIT] Wait I just thought of something: You couldn't put the baby in the crib??
Would be too easy and too logical for horror media. 😂
@@theghost00 Logic is scary now, got it lol 😅👍
Violent wife: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Manly: My wife is very pretty actually.
The spiritual successor to night of the consumer? The MC from that game survived that and moved to this. Im glad to see he moving up in life
Watched Manly turn from a UA-camr into a stressed parent ober the course of nine minutes
Manly is the type of guy to put the baby in the oven instead of tucking in the pizza in bed
pretty accurate to having a kid and needing to do chores
Being a parent is truly terrifying.
I still hear it....
The screams of the baby and suddenly.. A voice comes out.
"You're Fired."
0:29 as soon as i heard this i knew immediately that what was coming next is so bad.. since i saw how manly took care of the "baby in yellow" im scared of the way manly treats kids..
2:55
@@Tman25- exactly
the wife jump scared the heck outta me lol
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Thanks for playing my game! I really appreciate it!
Love ya mate, thanks for bringing out Manly’s inner malewife
@@credits20thdimension-pb6lt Househusband*
This the type of woman I've seen some fellas sell their house for
Lmfao but sad
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She kinda bad tho
@@tjlnintendoPathetic
@@andrewbailey7045 🙈
DON'T SHAKE THE BABY
NO NO NO!
Manly does not forget
"I can fix her"
God, that marriage isn't on the rocks it's tunneling through the mountains.
A baby that won't stop crying? Sounds like horror to me.
So true to reality, taking all the time to take care of a baby while needing to do chores at the same time and not having any me-time to yourself. Parenting is hard
the title screen looks like "Hand one job" and I'm so confused
I love how horror games have gone from "the shadow is hunting you in this strange Brennenburg castle of nightmares" to "try to live like a responsible adult, do not be a disappointment"
I couldn't help but laugh because I can just imagine Manly methodically planning out his route to finish this game.
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"2.5 Minutes Before Your Angry Wife Comes Home & Chokes You - PLEASE STOP CRYING"
Me reading the title: ...What?!
sounds like some ASMR BS
wdym that sounds like the average mbh vid title lol
@@lay.z_diamond I like to think that the more the time goes by, every video title coming from MBH just becomes more and more threatening/out of context but still funny
“Father of the Year!”
Alright, kinda-hot-angular-video-game-wife, where’s my *actual* reward?
Nothing, sleep on the couch again
* Clip of backyard with lawnmower shows *
Manly: "I have a solution."
NO YOU CANNOT- oh sacrificing, it's ok.
Manly, you better manage that baby more better than you did with the baby in yellow 🤨
How did he manage that baby again?
@@shenzixirgs8152throw, so much throwing, i think the lil guy had a concussion
wife says that u had one job.. well, ALL OF THAT WAS NOT ONE JOB
I hope every man appreciates their wives and every women appreciates their husbands.
Average child experience
0:21 oh no.. MANLYS SOUL
8:50 i think it's also inspired by the mother and the baby in nights of the consumer, where you have to find the baby and return them to the mother before the time runs out
I am now terrified of babys and babysitting at all!
Finally, a real horror game
"There's a happy baby. Now mow the lawn."
The infant in question: Sir I can barely speak.
I was expecting her to say "I have to do everything around here" after finding some esoteric fault in how the MC accomplished his tasks.
The dev is a chill dude. Despite everyone playing and then refunding because it's less than a 2-hour game, he didn't artificially pad the game like many others
i always like how Manly makes his video titles sound like some manga titles.
THAT BABY IS FAR TOO SMALL TO WALK LOL
skill issue.
This is not a healthy relationship at all.....
I relate with this on a spiritual level, as I type this with my kids right next to me
Wait bae no! I forgot the safe word. Gah,,hah.hagh..ste...stegosaurus..stegosaurus!
Yeah, I was waiting for you to make the Night of the Consumers comparison.
Manly, the expert of creating dubious titles once again.
That's not a horror game that's a life of every big brother
Never my father had chores because was working
They’ve turned the typical stay-at-home mom day into a horror game 😂
I'm amazed he got it that quickly, completing all those chores in that insane time limit is actually a million times harder than it looks.
And i thought yoshi's island crying mario sound was annoying
Most responsible alcoholic father
The real struggle is commitment.
the crying baby minigame from supermarket game becames a real game on its own xDDD
7 minutes ago?
That's the shortest number of minutes ago I've ever seen!
I've seen seconds
If you think about it, the wife is being super unreasonable by giving the husband six jobs to do (one of which is constant), and only giving him 2 and a half minutes to do it before she gets mad and yells at him
If you think about it, that’s literally the entire point of the game :-)
my kind of woman
@@__-be1gk real
considering she said *hours,* either the game is playing out in extreme fast-motion and he moves like molasses or he really wasted nearly the 2 and a half hours. I'm on her side lol
@@__-be1gk yall down bad
This game helps me to stop crying
Didn't expect to read this video caption in the morning. Classic Manly.
The joys of parentality ❤
Been here. Done that. Barely survived.
True to life simulation, the baby doesn't need anything, just wants to interrupt you the second you go to do something else
Immediately tries to put the baby in the oven. Twice.
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Welcome to wife with high expectations simulator, how high is your wife’s expectations? 😂
Such strong resemblance to this shop assistant game. I love it.
This reminds me if they made a game like “dont burn dinner or husband will come home violent”
2 and half mins to do chores while having to cheer up a baby? I wanna a divorce.
I'm assuming what's actually happening is the dad has ADHD and it's actually 2 1/2 hours
. . .
My reaction to that is... ow that is painfully true, ADHD is one heck of a thing... it's either I know the time at that moment or I don't, majority of the time, especially when ADHD kicks in hard. I lost complete track of time, if I'm doing stuff to keep myself occupied, as in playing games on something. I sometimes will keep track of the time
Every so often, I get a vague sense of roughly how long into something like a school bell is away from ringing. No joke it can be 10 minutes before a class ends, I have no clue about the time then I get a sense of "check time" that is consistently around the 10 minutes till mark
TLDR, I have ADHD and I tend to either be on top of time or not. Sometimes I get a vague sense of how much time is left till something and I check time bc of that
@@f-104C_starfighter Called Time-blindness
@@kennetheisenbraun5217 i'm.... I'm very aware I tend to he blind to time...
@f-104C_starfighter no I mean it's an actual thing with adhd, it's called timeblindness.
@@kennetheisenbraun5217 I do know that.
I probably should've specified better that I do know it's a actual thing
I can’t get that baby crying music out of my head now
I swear you find the oddest games man I love watching what you find. It’s like thrift shopping in the hood and you find anything from a fly fur jacket to your grandmas overalls
Men, if your wife is actually like this. Leave her 😂
6:03 Yes she is pretty, we can agree all on that but... she -kinda- killed (Choke) us though.
So unrealistic my wife only gives me 30 seconds.
Guys I think I got a virus.
*starts dancing*
Excellent video manly.
Yaaaay I'm finally early, even though he usually posts at 2-3 am my time :') gotta love horror games during the bewitching hour
I'd cry too, if I was as bald as that baby
Love the content
Is it just me or ‘Please stop crying’ is really similar to Night of the consumers. The game over screen is really similar just like the night of the consumers’ game over screen (both lights were off and the main character also getting chocked in the game over screen) and not to mention that the artstyle of this game is really similar to night of the consumers.
I showed this to my dad, he agrees that life is indeed nothing but crying babies
Good thing I'm a good baby and play games instead of crying and running around, good babies are gamer as hell 👶👍
There's an irony in me watching this the one time my baby isn't crying.
"You had one job"....to not making her (wife) mad.
Love the videos
2:49 i js saw that look at the trash can and knew what was coming..
I am incredibly stressed out just from watching this. lol
Hilarious! I love the funny and senseless game to rest from time to time from the horror genre.
"You had one job!"
bro had one job lol
0:54 I saw what you tried there 😂
Thank you mr manly
As a married man with two small children, this is strangely accurate. That feeling of anxiety getting everything ready...