The Earliest Show: Outtakes & Bloopers

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  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 4 роки тому +2077

    I watch this fully every 6 months

  • @saygerholcomb8050
    @saygerholcomb8050 5 років тому +1491

    Ben loves to force Lauren into her bits. "Tell then about your mug collection"

    • @DjDarkD
      @DjDarkD 4 роки тому +144

      Not only her. He does this with Thomas and just about every guest on the show. I love it.

    • @utuberaptor
      @utuberaptor 4 роки тому +135

      His "Yes, and"-ing is so beautiful aggressive and I love it

    • @thomasrockhoff
      @thomasrockhoff 4 роки тому +46

      @@DjDarkD he does it with everyone, especially on Comedy Bing Bong

    • @Bumpy_barejevo
      @Bumpy_barejevo 4 роки тому +32

      “How many hours of sleep you need?”

    • @mongostickers725
      @mongostickers725 4 роки тому +19

      Try the teachers lounge podcast. It's all forceful bits like this.

  • @HIHi-dq4lz
    @HIHi-dq4lz 7 років тому +1115

    “He says you’re beautiful is he an expert?”
    “Well ya gotta believe him”
    “ *10,000 hours of practice* “
    “W h a t a r e u t a l k i n a b o u t ? “

  • @xJDWilliams
    @xJDWilliams 4 роки тому +521

    The correct order of watching is these outtakes, the full show, and then back to these outtakes

    • @filipemlribeiro
      @filipemlribeiro 4 роки тому +16

      That's exactly what I did ahahah

    • @diagonals792
      @diagonals792 4 роки тому +9

      That's how I did it 😂

    • @Prior2Popular
      @Prior2Popular 4 роки тому +6

      Actually what I did lol 😂

    • @BrainchildDnB
      @BrainchildDnB 4 роки тому +3

      There's a ten-minute edit of the outtakes you can start with.

    • @Emily-bi8uo
      @Emily-bi8uo 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve never heard of the show but I’m loving these outtakes.

  • @DollopJones
    @DollopJones 4 роки тому +1362

    I love how Lauren is deep in character the whole time and Ben is just being himself

    • @arknark
      @arknark 4 роки тому +43

      I don't know, she's always like this. Think they're just two good ol' characters.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 роки тому +66

      The guy who plays mark is either too deep in character or not even in character

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 роки тому +44

      Joe Ryan
      Woman: Creates a funny character and makes funny jokes in that character
      Joe: see this is why women aren’t funny

    • @brandonpiatt5625
      @brandonpiatt5625 4 роки тому +13

      Bargins Galore I want so bad to say Mark is my favorite. But Ben and Lauren’s chemistry is so organic and they play off of each other so well.. and then Mark is PERFECT for his role. His expressions and his demeanor is incredible. Man I was annoyed with Lauren and how over the top everything was at first. But this has grown on me quite bit. I’m so sad how short this was.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 роки тому +13

      Brandon Piatt mark was definitely MUCH better in the bloopers then the actual episodes. Probably his bits took to long so they had to cut most of him for plot

  • @jenjo1814
    @jenjo1814 4 роки тому +768

    This show was the weirdest and longest Cap'n Crunch cereal ad I've ever seen

    • @Daymickey
      @Daymickey 4 роки тому +11

      And the most worth it

    • @Emily-bi8uo
      @Emily-bi8uo 3 роки тому +5

      I guess children are no longer the target demographic fur Cap’n Crunch

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 роки тому +2

      @@Emily-bi8uo the demographic of this would be millennials who are the right age to be nostalgic of Cap’n Crunch

  • @rjones6801
    @rjones6801 8 років тому +2113

    Now I'm sad we didn't get more of Mark. He's a master of awkward.

    • @ninjamuffin289
      @ninjamuffin289 5 років тому +111

      this video is 2x better than the show because of that reason alone

    • @igneousc
      @igneousc 4 роки тому +11

      fartzler rules

    • @CuriousRose
      @CuriousRose 4 роки тому +21

      Mark is soo good

    • @liberispuritatem
      @liberispuritatem 4 роки тому +46

      Don't know how to explain this, but i feel Mark has some elements i've never seen in the same character before.

    • @ghalv8531
      @ghalv8531 4 роки тому +14

      He's absolutely brilliant.

  • @asmrhawaiian7945
    @asmrhawaiian7945 4 роки тому +591

    Mark crushing on Sam is such a simple concept for a bit, but they're so fucking hilarious that it kills me every time.

  • @NYInfamous
    @NYInfamous 4 роки тому +701

    Ben is a genius at leading questions. His improv school background is obvious

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR 2 роки тому

      It's amazing how he can naturally flow with any insane conversation. I guess that's what improv school does to a mf.

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 2 роки тому +2

      Genius

    • @specie44
      @specie44 6 місяців тому

      @@NYInfamous I think he's just a natural goof

  • @rachelladue1572
    @rachelladue1572 4 роки тому +811

    It hurts to know this masterpiece didn't become a viral hit, like i wish this was something everybody knew about so i could reference it all the time because so many bits of this are gold. i mean theres amount of memes and quotes are more than we get from normal long running comedy tv shows

    • @savannahgeorgia5759
      @savannahgeorgia5759 4 роки тому +32

      It wasn't viral, but both Ben and Laura got nominated for Emmys!! I don't think the won, but that's still awesome for a web show.

    • @-L.S
      @-L.S 4 роки тому +15

      Pedro Pascal trying (and failing) to beatbox is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

  • @carikittygeek
    @carikittygeek 6 років тому +764

    an hour of Lauren Lapkus improvising in character? with Ben Schwartz?? that i can watch with my eyes??? praise the comedy gods

    • @linjm10
      @linjm10 2 роки тому +5

      She is a genius. So fucking funny and so real

    • @specie44
      @specie44 6 місяців тому

      @@carikittygeek U can watch with your eyes, yes, if u have them.

    • @specie44
      @specie44 5 місяців тому

      @@carikittygeek What if u had to watch with your armpit?

  • @JordTMata
    @JordTMata 6 років тому +390

    Every time I watch this I can’t believe how good Mark is

  • @BassWithRob
    @BassWithRob 8 років тому +388

    "2 minutes till commercial" OH MY GOD IM DYING!!!!!!

    • @melcro420
      @melcro420 6 років тому +11

      This cracks me up every damn time I see it.

    • @aburlingham0915
      @aburlingham0915 6 місяців тому +1

      Best joke in the whole thing. Fuckin brilliant comedy.

  • @colinburleigh306
    @colinburleigh306 4 роки тому +136

    i love they tell mark something stupid and he just goes with it

  • @linkage432
    @linkage432 8 років тому +540

    Lapkus is an improv genius.

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 5 років тому +36

      I can't do datttt

    • @colind1637
      @colind1637 4 роки тому +20

      They all are

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 місяців тому +2

      Idk man, most of her answers to Ben's questions are just her repeating herself and/or making a funny noise.

    • @ayygee2146
      @ayygee2146 7 місяців тому +3

      @@SeraphsWitness listen or watch stuff with her and wild horses. She’s so quick.

    • @davidf2244
      @davidf2244 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@SeraphsWitnessuh. Bro it's at all times multiple levels. Like, she's genuinely this insane person, but she's also hamming it up for TV, so she's both in on it and not in on it. And it's actually a very complex line to walk.
      Her character is constantly being ironic or hyperbolic, which when you add that in, makes it genuinely very hard to pull these jokes off correctly in the moment -- with just the right intonation and such to make sense. I mean think about it--she's pretending to be someone pretending to be someone. So some of what she's pretending is pretend and some is pretense.

  • @patricksjoberg9011
    @patricksjoberg9011 8 років тому +344

    "i was locked in a department store and i found a turtleneck and bought it when they open next morning"
    "Did you ever wear it?"
    "No i returned it"
    HAHAHAHAH that was awesome

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul 4 роки тому +10

      I love it when an improv comedian goes away from the “yes, and” principle when “no” is the funnier answer!

    • @samanthaGmusica
      @samanthaGmusica 4 роки тому +1

      @@frightenedsoul there's an amazing example of this by MC Sugarbutt on comedy bang bang if you're interested lol

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul 4 роки тому +1

      Samantha Ghansiam I was and am interested lol. I just went back and listed to that bit and found the moment you’re talking about. “So when you got out of your coma you could only rap?” “No... no I can talk.” 😂

    • @samanthaGmusica
      @samanthaGmusica 4 роки тому +1

      @@frightenedsoul 😂😭😭💀 it's one of my fav moments on the show!

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul 4 роки тому +1

      Samantha Ghansiam - it was truly amazing! I think I heard it before on a best of clip, but I had completely forgotten about it. And didn’t remember James Adomian doing Chris Matthews haha! Thanks for the suggestion. I think there was another really epic instance of the “no” in CBB. If I remember it I’ll come back here and share!

  • @BenMoranFilms
    @BenMoranFilms 8 років тому +610

    I think I'm going to start saying "that's lunch" whenever I do something awkward.

  • @COYSMate05
    @COYSMate05 3 роки тому +35

    "Oh so you never write" is one of the greatest improv lines ever

  • @AnaLongoriaXX
    @AnaLongoriaXX 4 роки тому +330

    This show is so criminally good that I feel bad watching it for free.

  • @BlackIronHero
    @BlackIronHero 4 роки тому +362

    I love how much Mark just defaulted to "lunch", can't believe that didn't make it into the show

    • @BlackIronHero
      @BlackIronHero 3 роки тому +10

      Here I am again, rewatching this, and Mark is still the standout. So funny.

    • @magoichi1415
      @magoichi1415 2 роки тому

      @@BlackIronHero right??? So damn good

  • @writingsongsforfrogs5672
    @writingsongsforfrogs5672 8 років тому +550

    this cured my depression, fed my family, grew my crops and payed off my student loans

    • @Nunyaaa12345
      @Nunyaaa12345 8 років тому +2

      Castiel Winchester Amen!

    • @frosianag780
      @frosianag780 8 років тому +2

      but did it do your dishes?

    • @writingsongsforfrogs5672
      @writingsongsforfrogs5672 8 років тому +4

      Frosiana G yes! all of them, squeaky clean

    • @frosianag780
      @frosianag780 8 років тому

      guess I'll watch it all then...or fix my dishwasher

    • @GGoAwayy
      @GGoAwayy 5 років тому +1

      Hey this may have grown your crops, but YOU harvested and fed those crops to your family. Give yourself credit.

  • @originalalienone
    @originalalienone 3 роки тому +32

    When Mark throws the pen down a second time because he "clicked it too hard" and Lauren responds with "oh, so you NEVER write!"....that was HILARIOUS improv.

  • @HarrisonsFord
    @HarrisonsFord 8 років тому +128

    Whoever edited this thing is a god damned saint!

  • @damhood2033
    @damhood2033 4 роки тому +502

    Covid-19 silver-lining, I discover this on UA-cam while in quarantine!

    • @myrin265
      @myrin265 4 роки тому +9

      hamza zaghdoud I ended up watching the whole series again because of quarantine. I regret nothing

    • @cloudshad0ws
      @cloudshad0ws 4 роки тому +8

      Same... And I am now so disappointed to find out that they didn't make any more. The chemistry between these three is amazing, possibly better than any other improv I have seen.
      I mean, there's over 1 hour of footage they had to cut from a six, 15min episode series (that's ~3 hours total for the series as a whole. Meaning this video is equal to 1/3 of the entire first season in terms of length). AND IT'S ALL HILARIOUS.
      Like a lot of the stuff in this video never should have been cut, it's fucking gold.
      They need to bring this shit back on Netflix or something ASAP.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 роки тому +3

      Same and now im obsessed with ben schwartz ive watched so many of his interviews hes so funny and i never knew

    • @DamonLeonin
      @DamonLeonin 4 роки тому +4

      @@rachelladue1572 him and tommy dildo's are the best comedy duo around

  • @mataninbar-hansen9893
    @mataninbar-hansen9893 8 років тому +552

    "True or false, how many cavities do you have?"

  • @humanrich
    @humanrich 7 років тому +252

    "How many times have you been to the dentist?"
    "I haven't..."
    "He's never been."
    "I have hard teeth."

  • @ChuckBeans61
    @ChuckBeans61 5 років тому +116

    "Follow up question... what are you gonna do abut it?"

  • @benschneider4830
    @benschneider4830 4 роки тому +75

    The bit about Arielle Vandenberg's mom at 56:20 had me rolling on the floor.

    • @stmcawesome8644
      @stmcawesome8644 3 роки тому +7

      That was the hardest I laughed during the whole thing

  • @peterandben
    @peterandben 8 років тому +1743

    Funny Or Die, I love you now. A full hour of gold.

    • @deseanashby
      @deseanashby 8 років тому +16

      Minutes watched, yeah, and you can't NOT watch all of this.

    • @Landrew0
      @Landrew0 8 років тому +3

      Totally not. I just did.

    • @snowcherry7285
      @snowcherry7285 8 років тому +2

      Best 1+hr of 2017 so far. Gonna make it 2 right now!

    • @tstan9713
      @tstan9713 6 років тому +4

      peterandben ask me how many times I've entered onto a highway exit

    • @botbottod
      @botbottod 4 роки тому

      This is great

  • @bassdrumtardis
    @bassdrumtardis 8 років тому +61

    "Why are you looking at me like I'm against you?" The whole hour is great but those last couple minutes are so funny.

  • @johnflores6876
    @johnflores6876 7 років тому +253

    Joe Hartzler's timing at 49:38 was perfect. You never see Reggie break but that was way too funny.

    • @AyupChuck
      @AyupChuck 7 років тому +10

      John Flores yea that part was brilliant

    • @Bumpy_barejevo
      @Bumpy_barejevo 4 роки тому

      Hahaha that was amazing

  • @williamhinrichs6558
    @williamhinrichs6558 4 роки тому +101

    49:30
    "2 minutes until commercial."
    Ben (full muppet) - "WHAAAAAAT?"

  • @AkiroKiro
    @AkiroKiro 8 місяців тому +13

    I will never ever stop re-watching this. There's three things that must never stop existing on the internet: Conan remotes, The Earliest Show, and that one video where that cat did that cute thing

  • @beckgrayson4254
    @beckgrayson4254 8 років тому +568

    I can't believe I watched that whole thing. I've never even watched the actual series lmao

    • @janelist978
      @janelist978 4 роки тому +4

      Same.....but I have no regrets!

    • @danb9447
      @danb9447 4 роки тому +23

      @@janelist978 The series is good, but the outtakes are much more joyful

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 8 років тому +396

    Holy shit, this is the best. My most sincere thanks to Ben, Lauren, Funny or Die, and of course the Cap'n. Please make The Earliest Show an actual show!

    • @treasonabledoubt7251
      @treasonabledoubt7251 8 років тому +28

      I'm halfway through and so far Mark is definitely the funniest part of these outtakes and clips that weren't in the show! He's making me crack up the most.

    • @Goatmanreturns
      @Goatmanreturns 8 років тому +12

      Joe Hartzler is his name if you don't know of him! Funny guy.

    • @treasonabledoubt7251
      @treasonabledoubt7251 8 років тому +5

      Thank you, I didn't know the actor's name.

  • @thebeatles9
    @thebeatles9 8 років тому +559

    Mark deseved a bigger role!!
    I don't believe in guard dogs... when you can do it yourself?

    • @dylanpritchard4981
      @dylanpritchard4981 4 роки тому +16

      I think he says “why feed a creature when you can do it yourself” 😂

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 роки тому +7

      Mark is by far the funniest on here, bye farr

    • @cobramcjingleballs959
      @cobramcjingleballs959 4 роки тому +5

      Man’s got a point

    • @jonocasuyon4252
      @jonocasuyon4252 4 роки тому +9

      And "Take a conpliment. cuz... god i'm givin em"

    • @siriansight
      @siriansight 4 роки тому +1

      i laughed so loud at midnight when he said that hahahaha
      think i woke ppl up

  • @nickmarkopoulos2720
    @nickmarkopoulos2720 6 років тому +64

    The celebrity interviews made me have to pause the vid 😂😂
    "Thomas Centerhole"

  • @juuush
    @juuush 6 років тому +61

    This team honestly feels like a family that I miss every time the video ends.

  • @DeeDubbCubing
    @DeeDubbCubing 7 років тому +69

    I love how when Ben says "Mark, don't do....." He is actually setting him up to do that.

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 6 років тому +1

      DeeDubb 😄🙌🏻

    • @bgrace94
      @bgrace94 6 місяців тому +1

      “Don’t plug your kickstarter I’ll tell you right now don’t you dare plug your kickstarter on my show.”
      I love when Ben feigns being indignant like that.

  • @izzyturner8027
    @izzyturner8027 4 роки тому +350

    I know the punch is fake, I KNOW it is, but Jake’s reaction makes me question it every time I watch

    • @aidanprice9794
      @aidanprice9794 4 роки тому +17

      Jake's appearance on this show is so good. I discovered earliest show and new girl around the same time, and the coolest thing was that I happened to rewatch jurassic world in the same timeframe as well, so I got to see jake on new girl then I was like "wait that's Nick!!" when he appeared here, then I was like "holy shit that's Nick AND Sam!!!" when I watched Jurassic world. Love funny little coincidences like that :)

  • @TheCianjohnston
    @TheCianjohnston 8 років тому +285

    Funny or Die, please give more focus and funding to these writers, this talent and this style of show because it's amazing! Simple set up, great characters and I'm literally watching your hour long blooper real

    • @Tony78454
      @Tony78454 4 роки тому +10

      I'm only figuratively watching this show

  • @ImLuc_YT
    @ImLuc_YT 4 роки тому +55

    The Josh’s impression of Sam bit is literally the funniest thing EVER.
    33:55 for future me to enjoy

  • @DougKaplan
    @DougKaplan Рік тому +9

    The character of Mark was so much more fleshed out in the outtakes, the real story line of him being in love with Lauren was all in the outtakes, and it was perfection.

  • @samdot
    @samdot 7 років тому +84

    Lauren Lapkus is so incredibly witty and funny

  • @xordid
    @xordid 8 років тому +23

    47:16 lmao the way Joe calls for the reset at the end of that clip kills me, so good

  • @dkhgr
    @dkhgr 5 років тому +298

    my apartment has 4 bedrooms 2 baths
    baths? what?
    huh? what?
    huh?
    what?
    baths?
    huh?
    what? baths?
    baths?
    TUBS!
    tubs?
    Tubs?
    TUBTUBS!
    TUBS?
    baths?
    what?
    huh?
    WH0O?
    what?
    baths?
    I SHOWER AT TRUCK STOPS!

  • @philippemorin7634
    @philippemorin7634 Рік тому +3

    55:28 genuine reaction from Ben here "wow you really do know pigeons!" and then the "YUPP" just wild improv, this is great

  • @pdubnine9
    @pdubnine9 Місяць тому +1

    "Incredulous and angry about it" Ben Schwartz is probably one of my favorite bits. 😂

  • @annaneuburger9947
    @annaneuburger9947 4 роки тому +32

    I love that they are always about to get lunch despite it being the Earliest show

  • @parisye1337
    @parisye1337 4 роки тому +10

    The back and forth at 5:04 literally KILLS ME I can't stop rewatching it. Lauren is the queen of weird but perfect noises

  • @chaimabraham5161
    @chaimabraham5161 8 років тому +134

    The energy is so fantastic! Mark is a perfect foil. Thanks for throwing this extra bit together- truly entertaining. What I would give to hang out on this show... lol

  • @ShniitSchneyder
    @ShniitSchneyder 4 роки тому +7

    I got an ad right at about 53:00 when the icecream cone was midair. I never felt more suspense in my life.

  • @danb9447
    @danb9447 4 роки тому +56

    17:27 Ben's face after this is killing me

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 роки тому +2

      Possibly my favorite reaction face of this whole video

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 років тому +58

    "Ask me how many times I've entered onto a highway exit, Uh oh!"

  • @deseanashby
    @deseanashby 8 років тому +432

    Love Ben Shwartz's work but I think Mark is the best part for me

    • @davidcummins5302
      @davidcummins5302 5 років тому +27

      imo the whole thing works so well together, its like he's this abstract straight man to Ben Schwartz

  • @SaculNoshploda
    @SaculNoshploda 4 роки тому +57

    Arielle Vandenberg at 55:35 made me absolutely lose it.

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 4 роки тому +1

      Said she didn't have a boyfriend in her episode but we all know shes with that scenester emo guys who embarrassingly sings hot topic rock songs.

  • @AyrlawnCircus
    @AyrlawnCircus 8 років тому +136

    Wow. You guys werent kidding about having a lot of bloopers

  • @brooksbrooks6805
    @brooksbrooks6805 6 років тому +38

    51:14 baths? What? Huh? Baths? Tubs? What?.... I shower at Truck Stops 😂😂🤣

  • @xTheOxx
    @xTheOxx 5 років тому +29

    "Doody-ing in the toi-toi".
    I don't know how I can fit that in a conversation, but I have to now.

  • @TheElcollin
    @TheElcollin 11 місяців тому +2

    I love the chef bit toward the end. at first he seems amused trying to remember lunch but slowly he forgets his entire life leading to this moment and is terrified at where he finds himself.

  • @CH4NNELZERO
    @CH4NNELZERO Рік тому +5

    "Nah, I returned it." The department store story gets me every time.

  • @thr33xgaming32
    @thr33xgaming32 2 роки тому +133

    My personal favorite moments timestamped for reference:
    0:53 $#!t or thinking?
    1:26 Fire
    2:05 'so you're doing bad'
    4:28 'i never thought of that
    6:00 'what are your thoughts on death'
    7:38 standing to pee
    8:09 video games
    10:12 pinch-man
    10:54 rejected from improv class
    11:23 Sam does propwork
    12:02 spanking
    13:28 'mark it up'
    15:24 kaarl
    16:31 rick & the naughty business
    17:15 sam's accent work
    17:44 'somebody's got a crush'
    19:40 arm extensions
    20:21 banksy
    21:26 Santa
    21:57 Sam might have a date
    22:29 'you talking to meow'
    22:50 the hot dog crew
    23:50 Mark says something nice
    24:25 Why don't we make cds
    25:06 How Mark would take sam out
    25:25 Dancin' to the social wall
    27:08 Josh breaks the social wall
    28:17 Follow up question
    29:51 Buried grandma
    30:47 Sam got mugged
    31:41 Mark names the interns
    32:05 Truffle hunting
    33:01 Sam's drumroll
    33:55 Josh's Sam impression
    35:10 Sam enters on highway exits
    36:01 Mark shares a story
    38:59 Mark's magic headset
    40:31 'you sneezed from your vagina'
    41:01 'are you my dad'
    41:55 Thomas Middleditch lullaby
    42:34 Sam's squirrel tails
    43:22 Mark get's dunked on
    44:22 Middleditch is sweating from his sweat pads
    45:09 'it's america's hoax'
    45:24 uncle louie's dead
    45:56 uncle louie wakes up
    46:05 'just like I always been'
    46:19 thomas centerhole
    46:57 "who thinks that emily is coming back"
    47:17 Josh punches Mark
    48:30 'terry, how's lunch looking?'
    48:45 between the scenes
    50:11 Josh rants at the gib
    50:34 Brian says no
    51:07 ha ha haaa buddy
    51:15 'huh' 'what' 'bath' 'tubs'
    52:12 dark childhood
    52:42 half Pitt half horse
    53:03 'the whole thing won't fit in your mouth'
    53:27 earthquake kit
    54:29 Emily's favorite fruit
    54:38 Ricardo the vet
    54:45 quick maths
    55:01 9x8=72
    55:33 Georgia chooch
    56:05 almost real leather
    56:35 "yes...oh, no...yes"
    56:59 hot plate
    57:26 "confident & sexy"
    57:46 Mark relates things
    58:36 The plug is stuck
    58:54 Mark has to kiss Josh
    1:00:01 "I may not be a smart man..."
    1:00:15 Chef Tommy has a lunch crisis
    1:01:07 Crisis pt. 2
    1:02:39 Mark's bar scene
    1:02:53 suck a d---
    1:03:00 "felt like lunch"
    1:03:09 "f***ing trainwreck"

    • @Rohishimoto
      @Rohishimoto 2 роки тому +7

      a god amongst men

    • @GarrettPDGA
      @GarrettPDGA 2 роки тому +1

      The whole thing won't fit in your mouth killed me for some reason

  • @MrsMessi14
    @MrsMessi14 7 років тому +22

    There is no way this is all just improv. Apart from the occasional laughing, everything flowed so well together in each scene. This is why I love you Ben but I now have a newfound love for Lauren and Joe as well! Y'all are amazing.

    • @SmallBritney
      @SmallBritney 7 років тому +1

      S_10 Ben is credited as the writer&director on IMDB

  • @samanthaGmusica
    @samanthaGmusica 4 роки тому +19

    Mark is amazing. his little "what?" lmaoO

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 4 роки тому +13

    The best part about Bens improv in everything he does is how he forces people into bits.

  • @paulasmith9736
    @paulasmith9736 4 роки тому +11

    Josh: "What's your worst nightmare?"
    Mark: "Standing up to pee."
    LOL!

  • @nelliecdha
    @nelliecdha 4 роки тому +10

    Note to self: Kaarl joke at about 15:23
    Grandma crick joke at 29:50
    Turtleneck joke at about 36:23
    Uncle Louie joke context at about 45:07 / just the end at 45:53

  • @constantlywaiting1480
    @constantlywaiting1480 4 роки тому +39

    Wow the colors of his suits kinda match the stage of grief that each episode is about. Mostly just the red for anger and dark purple for depression but you could say the other ones kinda match. And it starts and ends with a blue suit.

    • @TheBabaloga
      @TheBabaloga 4 роки тому +13

      Denial is a normal suit, because denial, and bargaining is the makeover outfit because he's trying to change.

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 роки тому +29

    22:25 I love how even when everyone is keeping a straight face, it takes one laugh from Ben and they all break.

  • @queeeeericuraaaaaaaa
    @queeeeericuraaaaaaaa 4 роки тому +39

    Who would've thought Mark would steal the show, he is hilarious omg

  • @intheatremode
    @intheatremode 7 місяців тому +3

    "I shower at truck stops" after the whole "Huh?" "What??" back and forth KILLS me.

  • @BrianMurrayPA
    @BrianMurrayPA 5 років тому +29

    “You’re not my boss! Are you my dad?”
    [shrugs]

  • @samanthagrace8575
    @samanthagrace8575 8 років тому +39

    The chef freaking out about when he last ate made me laugh so hard. Hahahaha

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 7 років тому +80

    She reminds me of Kristin wiig's impression of kathie lee. This is so funny

    • @kbarteaux9807
      @kbarteaux9807 4 роки тому +2

      Definitely

    • @scottgarrison1457
      @scottgarrison1457 4 роки тому

      UA-cam Jiminy Glick interview with Kathie Lee Gifford

    • @gigglyme2001
      @gigglyme2001 4 роки тому

      Scott Garrison oh my gosh I just looked it up, she is pretty funny in that clip!

  • @Vamatt99218
    @Vamatt99218 8 років тому +298

    Wow an hour of Ben Schwartz! This made my day!

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  8 років тому +58

      We hope you enjoy!

    • @JonasPolsky
      @JonasPolsky 8 років тому +5

      It's a half hour of Ben Schwartz, learn to math.

    • @iconoclast137
      @iconoclast137 7 років тому +7

      yeah ben "solo bolo" schwartz does his best to not lose his shit around the formidable insanity of madam dame lauren lapkus

  • @pinkpele
    @pinkpele 4 роки тому +33

    This is getting me through this global pandemic. They are all good but Mark is by far the best part of these bloopers. He should have been more in the regular show.

  • @jaredwhite571
    @jaredwhite571 4 роки тому +27

    Incredible performances...not too many actors can go that deep and still remain intellectually present.

  • @keel1701
    @keel1701 6 років тому +19

    The happiest sound in the world is Ben Schwartz's laugh.

  • @chelseyzamir5978
    @chelseyzamir5978 8 років тому +97

    Lauren Lapkus is hilarious. This is amazing!

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 6 років тому +3

      I have all the crushes.

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat 4 роки тому +6

    "take a compliment, cause god im givin em" is absolute gold

  • @Nolamps6005
    @Nolamps6005 Рік тому +3

    Annual pilgrimage back to my favorite piece of media

  • @SanguineBanker
    @SanguineBanker 4 роки тому +85

    The longest I have slept: 28hours and then about two months ago I slept for almost 30.
    Also, these are the best:
    21:57 Because I like angry Mark
    25:31 Dance Montage!
    28:18 you can watch his thoughts on his face
    33:02 best use of "woof"
    41:08 because of course
    55:34 I don't know who she is, but she's adorable
    56:32 Plus she's down with mom
    And then every scene with Jake Johnson

    • @chriskrentz2300
      @chriskrentz2300 4 роки тому +8

      Arielle Vandenberg is so great in this. When she says about her mom "We're actually like... almost the same age. oop!" it kills me

    • @SanguineBanker
      @SanguineBanker 4 роки тому +5

      ​@@chriskrentz2300 She's amazing! Thank you for getting her name up there!

    • @SanguineBanker
      @SanguineBanker 4 роки тому

      @Cyrus McWind I probably do. The first time was after pulling back to back 24-hour duty in the Army, then stayed up for another 6 hours watching tv with my roommate.
      The second time was after a bad reaction to the medication I got in the ER during a serious migraine. I won't be taking that again.

  • @anonnico5475
    @anonnico5475 4 роки тому +13

    "mark, i love that you hide your rat tail down your shirt"
    and then, a waterfall of spit erupted from my mouth

  • @slartibartfast4240
    @slartibartfast4240 7 років тому +32

    "Take a compliment, cuz God i'm giving them." - Mark

  • @Automatomatic
    @Automatomatic 4 роки тому +26

    41:27 Reggie harmonizing the "Emily" was so the best thing.

  • @dallshow
    @dallshow 8 років тому +73

    I wish this was 9 hours.

  • @brucetang3471
    @brucetang3471 8 років тому +29

    Loved the "my wiiifffeee", CBB sneaking in there

    • @DeeDubbCubing
      @DeeDubbCubing 7 років тому +2

      I was hoping for Bruno, Lauren would go "My husband!"

  • @SOI-wl2lo
    @SOI-wl2lo 8 днів тому +1

    Lauren Lapkus is SOOO funny!! 😂😂

  • @Bruh-vs1qv
    @Bruh-vs1qv 4 роки тому +6

    I love how the beginning of the video is just Hereditary music and then it immediately transforms into happy fun times.

  • @jonathano9382
    @jonathano9382 8 років тому +25

    Genuinely one of the best videos I've ever watched

  • @amsterdamshusi
    @amsterdamshusi Рік тому +4

    The fact that this entire project is essentially just one long Cap'n Crunch commercial just makes it perfect.

  • @emmabroback6674
    @emmabroback6674 3 роки тому +7

    I have never watched the actual show. But I have watched this blooper feel through more time’s than I can count - THIS is the final product to me. This is what it was all about.

  • @Oozes_Dark
    @Oozes_Dark 3 роки тому +14

    Tell me I’m not alone in falling asleep to this every night

    • @ocelot8081
      @ocelot8081 3 роки тому

      I definitely have a few times, so comforting.

  • @rcl8464
    @rcl8464 3 роки тому +9

    45:54 is one that always gets me. Louie

  • @aliemonty
    @aliemonty 8 років тому +70

    So I started that video thinking just a few minutes... an hour later I just watched all of it. 0_0

  • @ll7708
    @ll7708 Рік тому +1

    "@MarkWilliamsVII writes... what should i name my newborn child? He was born 3 months ago and we still cant decide. Help!"
    "Im gonna go with Mark Williams VIII!"
    "That probably makes sense!"
    Im not welll right now 😂😂😂

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 8 років тому +306

    i feel like the Sam and Mark romantic subplot was to edited out of the show.

    • @pazz
      @pazz 7 років тому +86

      It was definitely still present, but they cut the best bits!
      "Take a compliment, cuz... god I'm givin them"

  • @alyxi
    @alyxi 7 років тому +13

    Lauren's array of facial expressions are terrific

  • @brewitt1
    @brewitt1 Рік тому +6

    Dear Funny or Die. Cut these into tik toks and make money. Boom. Show revived.