It would've been so funny to see him as one of Jess's boyfriends. And they would annoy everyone in the apartment because all they do together is sing. Damn, that should've been a thing.
I suddenly have an unexplained hankering for tasty original Cap’n Crunch® breakfast cereal. Might grab a bowl (or cup!) for an easy snack that goes great with couch time, anytime!
The only reason I subscribed to this channel was because of between 2 ferns... now I'm glad I did, Ben Schwartz is so damn funny, love the sarcasm... after Andy Dwyer, and Ron Swanson, my favorite character from parks and recreation
The fact that Jake Johnson is already furious after being on screen for thirty seconds is honestly the funniest thing
so angry haha
just sits down and goes off
Did you miss the dissed handshake?
BEN?! XD
The fact that Ben Schwartz never had a cameo on New Girl makes me ANGRY
the fact that ben schwartz doesn't have a cameo on every single show that exists makes me angry
He would've made a great Schmidt
It would've been so funny to see him as one of Jess's boyfriends. And they would annoy everyone in the apartment because all they do together is sing. Damn, that should've been a thing.
Lol I understand that anger. You should call me so that we can help each other with our anger
I think Ben should have a cameo in everything
lauren lapkus isnt given enough recognition i swear shes so good
“well! she doesn’t fight me”
frrr i love her
Ben's almost cracking up when Jake looks like he's about to fight him makes me laugh every time
"Dont thumbs up, you KNOW we're gonna have to retract it tomorrow!"
RAINBOWSSSSS... WERE INVENTED
Dave Burmudzija 😂😂😂
"turns out the woman didn't have 12 babies"
“I do like chocolate! I just don’t like YOURS.”😂
why did this hurt so much
Ben Schwartz just continues to be hilarious.
@@unclefunkle2834 Jake Johnson just continues to be hilarious.
If Zooey is the new girl then who's the old girl... and did she pass
It’s pronounced Zoo-ay.
Caroline
The angry dancing is hilarious!
Ben is so nice that his trying to be angry is like mildly annoyed.
this is getting more brilliant with every episode.
the concept is so intense
"did you just ask me if I can't get her back? ...ask me if I like chocolate"
oh man I'm seriously dying right now
her smile the whole time hahaha
this is stupid. can we be done?
0:45 😂 😂😂😂 she had 10 less, so she had twins. She had normal twins.
“It’s still a miracle” 🤣🙃😂🤣🙃😂
step two: trust the process
I was 90% sure that would be rat milk. Just a box of rats hooked up to milking pumps.
My favorite line of this morning’s show.
LMAO. so stupid
This had me dead.
enjoy your dairy liquid. (contains less than 0% milk)
I love Ben Schwartz slowly becoming disillusioned with his job. So funny.
Love that show "Old Girl" starring ZooAY.
Bens character having the inability to let anything go is so fucking funny
These are getting better. "I don't love you"
Glad you're enjoying them!
Funny Or Die love you too 😘
Watching Ben act out the stages of grief.. Good shit. Great actor!
The face she makes when she gives him her number. Funny as hell.
I suddenly have an unexplained hankering for tasty original Cap’n Crunch® breakfast cereal. Might grab a bowl (or cup!) for an easy snack that goes great with couch time, anytime!
I'm with you on that! But I'm gonna pick up the recently improved Captain Crunch Berries. Now with 4 unique berry flavors (for a limited time)
Make sure to use a Spoon X to eat it.
Was the whole chocolate bit improvised?! Love it “I do love chocolate just not yours” haha
The whole show is completely improvised.
@@carlhjelmborn4574 Well the clothes bit couldn't have been
@@MartinFinneganGlan Yeah, I think they planned the general bits and story arc before but didn't have a set script for anything.
@@carlhjelmborn4574 They must have had a set script just in case the improv didn’t work properly
@@MartinFinneganGlanthey add that stuff in post
I can't believe this was 4 years ago. I need more Earliest Show!!!
Holy shit this is great, was not expecting the show to evolve like this.
"Tech Savvy" Best line of the show!
The longer these go on the funnier Lauren is because she’s just desperately trying to keep things “abnormally normal”
It feels like Eric Andre show, and I am the guest.
Best show funny or die has done in a while. Love it
ever... lol
Jake Johnson is my favorite Spider-man
"STEP 1 FLIP THE SWITCH, STEP 2 TRUST THE PROCESS..." LMFAO
Idk why I find it so hilarious when he jumps up and says "Get it off your body!!" Lmao
This is a great parody of those news shows that are on in the lobby of an doctors office.
When he was mocking "he loves you he takes care of you" he damn near broke which would've destroyed me.
How have I never heard of this until today? I love all of these people and I never knew this existed.
best thing funny or die has done in a minute
I just discovered this, and I like it! Good work!
Glad you enjoyed! Next episode is on Tuesday.
Funny Or Die you made a good choice using two members from house of lies they have such great chemistry
+Ronnie Jordan *House of Pies
"...cuz if you dont, then wtf is the whole point of anything!" LMAO
This just went next level!!!! best thing on UA-cam right now!!
01:38 - Lauren Lamkus almost loses it over "Rainbows were invented...." but manages to hold it together and runs with it. 😅
Ben almost lost it at 6:30 haha
Amazing series for real it tackles my long time problem with morning TV
how fake and over enthiusastic and the made up stories
l911Tube that and the obvious exhaustion everyone feels while trying to stay up and seem happy.
Make more please after this stages of grief series.
The only reason I subscribed to this channel was because of between 2 ferns... now I'm glad I did, Ben Schwartz is so damn funny, love the sarcasm... after Andy Dwyer, and Ron Swanson, my favorite character from parks and recreation
“It’s the closest pizza place to my house.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought they only had guests called Reggie
have the weirdest feeling that Nick's idea book + Jean Ralphio's business skills would still be better than half of Silicon Valley ideas
I love that the real UA-cam ads play alongside the fake ones haha
"it's the closets pizza place to my house"
My favorite thing from these videos are that the ads are exactly 10 seconds long
I wonder if he gets her back at the end, also the last segment is hilarious! good work.
Jake Johnson is easily the most underrated funny celebrity
That chocolate conversation is gold star s tier
That chocolate bit with Jake was so good. So so good
Omg, Sam! Her just trying to keep it together, that job, even to go as far as say delusional just to keep everything together. That character! Amazing
That makeover part was so real. 😆😆
I love Ben Schwartz that guy is a riot, lol
hahahaha love this. and Arielle Vandenberg
Angry dancing always gets me
Too bad that phone number only had 6 digits hahaha. Tho they played it off perfectly!
I like this! Reminds me of Comedy bang bang
Best so far 👏👏👏👏 I’m ROLLING. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO. The funniest thing I've ever seen. "Play the music" "There it is!" LOL
Finally something worth watching from this channel
This one is the best! I didn't realize it until now but this show is usually missing a voice of normality to really be hilarious. LOVE THIS ONE!
I died at ZOOey
I love seeing Ryan Stanger selling the “milk”
this series is the best thing this channels made in forever!
I wish more TV anchors were angry.. this is great :D
One of the funniest skits I have ever seen lol
That's a normal dude, that's a normal dude.
"Do you like chocolate?"
"No."
"Ok, how about now?"
"No. And if you keep asking, I'm gonna get a restraining order."
That got real so quickly 😆
Congratulations, this made me actually buy Cap'N Crunch
LOL i fucking love this more and more with each episode XD
This reminds me of a lot of The Onion shows, which is really good. Can't wait for the next episode: Bargaining.
Looooove this series.
PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEE KEEP MAKING THESE!!
This show gets better with every episode!
7:56 ooOOOOoooh
Its addicting, folks this is amazing. Cant wait for another Episode.
6:33 Ben tryin' so hard not to laugh
That chocolate section was a little to real
We should all be so lucky as to have Jake Johnson help us through a break up ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ lol
That was really good!
Please make this everyday!! I love The Earliest Show!!
this show is better that The Hill and Breaking points.
Gets better with every episode
I LOVE ALL OF THIS! Funny or die please keep them coming!!
"Why was that a question?"
When's the next episode I can't wait for more
New episodes every Tuesday :)
trust the process
6:40 - 6:59 genius
Ben Schwartz would fit in beautifully with a young Vince Vaughn. If they ever remake Swingers he’s in 👌🏻
Jake Johnson + Ben Schwartz = Perfection!
Why the f**k have I not seen this before!!! 😂😂😂 omg I need more of this, whatever it is.
Do you do it? Nailed it.
PLEASE DO MORE!
PLEASE SERIALIZE THIS!
I LOVED IT AND I WANT MORE!!
“GET IF OFF YOUR BODY!” 🤣
Does anyone know what the song is that plays at 2:35 when they go to the social wall??
Holy shit jake is insane
God Jake and ben make such a hilarious pissed off married couple lmaoooo
I love that I found this show! Nice to see you again Lauren! Is this show still going??