1:00 "even though his lifetime poker winnings are 300 grand less than mine" "but you've never won any money playing poker, ted" "you walked into that one, peter"
Yeah, Victoria is a classy lady. I can't really see her blindly frothing over the idea of getting some head. The ergonomic keyboard, however... thats a pretty good suggestion...
13:21 I love the fact that both Mitchell and Webb can do a decent American accent but chose to stick with English accents for this skit. Just adds to the absurdity.
I'd like to show her my hidden talent. I'm not boasting. I have a natural aptitude and I've practiced very hard. Ultimately I'm good at it because I love it.
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ludd911 I actually didn't realize you were quoting mitchell before now :^) I thought you were just a freak haha
After watching the poker sketch I fell down an interesting internet rabbit hole regarding paintings of dogs playing poker. turns out there are tons of different card games painted by different artists (some extremely well known) over the years which I guess means it used to be a much more popular event.
@@DeathnoteBB Pfft memes are a 21st century concept, artists had class back in the day and only painted sensible things grounded in reality, come on man.
Because of that bloody sketch I had a lion bar a couple of weeks back. From a vending machine. On a platform at the train station. In winter. Half-frozen caramel is like shrapnel. Bloody horrible. So I'm kinda off lion bars again.
I once had a theater class that went just like this just without the lion bars. Mitchell and Webb must have taken it too. Or the pre-rehearsals of a play are all semi-mental. I recited the text on my tobacco (not the one about dying, the one about how great it tastes) in french.
These two are the best comedy duo Iv'e ever watched. I honestly would rather spend a weekend on a peep show run, than do anything else in the world. :P
+Cartoon Mikeez In fact I did blow off going with friends to a fun fair before. Just to watch peep show series 1-4 start to finish one night years ago haha!
You may like Armstrong & Miller too then, they are quite similar and have even did crossover sketches with Mitchell and Webb. ua-cam.com/video/TdwrflhyCd8/v-deo.html
@@FromeFmAjayDcorrect "The word comes from a Latin word for the vulva ( cunnus) and from the Latin word for tongue ( lingua )." And if you liked that, why not try our latest product- fellatio!
"... well, the sort of thing that if it were a quote, it would be apposite." "Hmmm.., how about this woollen dog?" Everytime I rewatch this (yes, I know), I always find that particular part of the script absolutely hilarious. I mean, how do they come up with this stuff?
What does that statement even mean? 😅 Apposite adjective apt in the circumstances or in relation to something So I guess he's saying he needs a gift that's as appropriate for his aunt as a suitably appropriate quote might have been if said gift had instead been a quote? 😂
The gift shop sketch is genius . I was reminded of it tonight , while watching UK police on Netflix series . Every 2 mins , they recapped the story in case you had managed to forget the violent crime in the previous 120 seconds . The same images and videos played over and over again , in order to fill an episode . Instead of trying to stretch the incidents to fit an hour long format, make the fucking thing 45 or 30 mins Zzzzzzzz
that lion bar commercial at the end really worked for me...when i visited the uk, i always got lion bars to crack it open and go rawr....good marketing team!
According to Lion Bar's Wikipedia page, "In recent years the Lion bar has been dramatically reduced in size, which has caused controversy among fans." Discuss.
5:39 lol some of these names...”Jonathan Hack-Righter” “Abigail Dullness” “David Mediochre” Graphics: “Soho Du Yudoo” Narration: “James Voysover” Head of Envisioning: “Isolda McYurt” 5:44 Researchers: Melanie Google Art Yahoo Brad Bingley Sam Serif Bing Bradley
Now I feel like eating loads and loads of lion bars. I'm really hungry now. Love the cramped office one, and the Dog Poker. And the conspiracy plotters, of course.
I think that the small, crowded office space sketch shows just how quickly constructs like hierarchy fall apart when we are in close proximity to each other. Or, if you live on a small island with many people, just how hard it must be to maintain an imposed hierarchy.
I have the same question like Kaslar. That is: Can someone please tell me what song is playing during "Sketches we couldn't be bothered to write' at 17:05?
13:20~15:24 they didn't mention ☹️ the previous "massive rockets" aka "Saturn 1" rockets which were the testing vehicles for the moon landings by the successive and successful "Apollo" spacecraft and landing vehicle's. It really is early school knowledge.
1:00 "even though his lifetime poker winnings are 300 grand less than mine"
"but you've never won any money playing poker, ted"
"you walked into that one, peter"
Up yours!
I don't get it.
@@k-leb4671 I think it's supposed to imply that Peter has lost 300 grand in poker in his life
such a great joke and it barely got a snicker
@@iHawke - Did it get a Lion bar, though?
Their delivery is so good in the cunnilingus sketch!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, oh yeah...
OH YEAHHHH!
yeah
@K August now we know
God I love rubbing my face in the stinky bits !
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372NOW WE KNOOOOOOW
I love how the gift shop sketch was done so crudely with sony vegas on purpose lol it made my day
I used same kinda effects on my cod4 montage 😂
Love the moon landing sketch. Genius
The lion bar sketch is such an amazing piece of subtle comedic genius
i don't get it
25:04 is one of my favourite moments in the show, it kills me every single time
@@stevencraeynest7729 Rawwwwrrrrr!!! 🦁🍫
It’s an awesome sketch but was the sketch sponsored by Lion Bar? If not, Nestlé did well out of it. Quite meta.
@@filoisvideo For sure it made me want to eat lion bars... and I am in a country where they are not readily available! :(
I like to think the David being great at Cunnilingus sketch was a ploy to subliminally draw Victoria’s attention to him
No, that’s what the manager’s ergonomic keyboard is for
Yeah, Victoria is a classy lady. I can't really see her blindly frothing over the idea of getting some head.
The ergonomic keyboard, however... thats a pretty good suggestion...
That was the poker sketch that attracted victoria
Cock. It's his cock.
The poster behind the snooker commentators is an advert for a cigarette brand called Embolism... I love their attention to detail.
The quiz show is the greatest, funniest, most disturbing mini series I've seen in a long time.
"I'm looking for a gift for my aunt" laughed my arse off
Where do you sit?
Well you’ve come to the right place
The cramped office sketch made me physically uncomfortable
The belch!
13:21 I love the fact that both Mitchell and Webb can do a decent American accent but chose to stick with English accents for this skit. Just adds to the absurdity.
Man, Sarah Hadland in the poker sketch . . . wow!
Exactly my thought
i dont think ive ever heard the phrase 'im looking for a gift for my aunt' so much in my life
The end sketch is hands down the best product placement moment ever:)
I have to express my conviction that Sarah Hadland is a very beautiful woman.
the dog poker girl leaves me with some very confusing feelings
I'd like to show her my hidden talent. I'm not boasting. I have a natural aptitude and I've practiced very hard. Ultimately I'm good at it because I love it.
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ludd911 I actually didn't realize you were quoting mitchell before now :^) I thought you were just a freak haha
Well I am a freak. But that's besides the point.
Ken Silverman I'd definitely poker!
10:20
Robert is so close to bursting out with laughter and breaking character
After watching the poker sketch I fell down an interesting internet rabbit hole regarding paintings of dogs playing poker. turns out there are tons of different card games painted by different artists (some extremely well known) over the years which I guess means it used to be a much more popular event.
I assume it was a popular meme once
Not just card games, the little ragamuffins have learned how to play billiards as well!
@@DeathnoteBB
Pfft memes are a 21st century concept, artists had class back in the day and only painted sensible things grounded in reality, come on man.
@@DeathnoteBBit's an old painting, way before meme even entered the world's vocabulary.
@gamerman782 oh literal you 😂
Mitchell is a genius comedian, but Webb really is spot on with the physical side of the comedy.
*SPOT ON!!!*
LP SP mega!
YES TRUE
Mitchell is a genius. Webb is not.
@@lpsp442 ppchxjeb
"The kind that if it were a quote it would be apposite" love David Mitchell's use of language :D
Who wouldn't like a gift like that?
Because of that bloody sketch I had a lion bar a couple of weeks back. From a vending machine. On a platform at the train station. In winter. Half-frozen caramel is like shrapnel. Bloody horrible. So I'm kinda off lion bars again.
"Piss piglet" is the greatest slang term I've ever heard.
Thanks for uploading full videos!
If only all comment sections on UA-cam could be this nice.
Andrew Jenkins Carpetbagger.
kiss your mum you egg nog
The Gift Shop sketch is as good as the saxophone sketch from the Radio 4 series.
Robert's "Do you?" is one of the best parts of this episode
The lady in the up yours sketch is actually Robert Webb's wife in real life
Abigail Burdess
I love the "Dog Poker" sketches. "Is it like whist?"
That's perfect! It's like you've met my aunt!
Yes! She's my aunt too!
DADDY!
Eh?
haha that was in the sketch.
I once had a theater class that went just like this just without the lion bars. Mitchell and Webb must have taken it too. Or the pre-rehearsals of a play are all semi-mental. I recited the text on my tobacco (not the one about dying, the one about how great it tastes) in french.
6:30 webb should have auditioned for the part of gollum in LOTR.. cos that was pretty much spot on!
😂😂
He's wearing the ring too!!
If I ever saw David Mitchell on the street, there would be a slight temptation to ask him about cunnilingus.
Bonus points if his wife is with him at the time.
These two are the best comedy duo Iv'e ever watched. I honestly would rather spend a weekend on a peep show run, than do anything else in the world. :P
+Cartoon Mikeez In fact I did blow off going with friends to a fun fair before. Just to watch peep show series 1-4 start to finish one night years ago haha!
You may like Armstrong & Miller too then, they are quite similar and have even did crossover sketches with Mitchell and Webb.
ua-cam.com/video/TdwrflhyCd8/v-deo.html
Oh alright; cunnilingus was an English word i did not know. Another excuse to watch mitchell and webb since it apparantly is educational:p.
It sounds Latin to me, it's certainly not used in casual conversation in England it's the scientific term.
I feel sorry for partner.
@@FromeFmAjayDcorrect
"The word comes from a Latin word for the vulva ( cunnus) and from the Latin word for tongue ( lingua )."
And if you liked that, why not try our latest product- fellatio!
Its worth taking a moment to read the credits of the the Gift Shop sketch, tee hee hee
alistair lee and everyone who liked it, did
the sort of thing, if it were a quote, it would be apposite lmfao
Irony now being Dave produces better programmes than the BBC! Enjoy watching shows like this though from its glory days 👍
Love how twelve years later, the gift shop sketch is pretty much half of UA-cam shorts now.
now we know...
The cunnilingus bits are so damn funny.
"Oh yeah,"
this is brilliant! I love Mike's BBQ flyer!
I've always told people that Kubrick insisted on shooting on location due to the costs of faking it.
The cramped office sketch is deeply deeply uncomfortable to watch.
"... well, the sort of thing that if it were a quote, it would be apposite."
"Hmmm.., how about this woollen dog?"
Everytime I rewatch this (yes, I know), I always find that particular part of the script absolutely hilarious. I mean, how do they come up with this stuff?
What does that statement even mean? 😅
Apposite
adjective
apt in the circumstances or in relation to something
So I guess he's saying he needs a gift that's as appropriate for his aunt as a suitably appropriate quote might have been if said gift had instead been a quote? 😂
this is the best episode
Thanks for this, gotta love Mitchell and Webb
I never actually realised it before, but Mitchell is kinda hot...
Apposite
Adjective: Apt in the circumstances or in relation to something.
Synonyms: appropriate - proper - suitable - apt - pertinent - fit
The gift shop sketch is genius . I was reminded of it tonight , while watching UK police on Netflix series .
Every 2 mins , they recapped the story in case you had managed to forget the violent crime in the previous 120 seconds .
The same images and videos played over and over again , in order to fill an episode . Instead of trying to stretch the incidents to fit an hour long format, make the fucking thing 45 or 30 mins Zzzzzzzz
Now we know! Now we know! Now we know!
dave: "i love women" rob "do you?"
I wish I had gotten into this when it was on the Telly, the whole series sneaked right by me.
Really want a Lion Bar!
episode just finished.. i REALLY need these too now...
06:32 Roberts Gollum impression...
Happy belated birthday Daniel Evans!
Half way through the gift store sketch I got an email from a gift card store.
You're right, the old sketch was comedy gold... But here we get to see Sarah Hadland's perfectly formed rear end. I'm not complaining.
that lion bar commercial at the end really worked for me...when i visited the uk, i always got lion bars to crack it open and go rawr....good marketing team!
That dog costume looking mighty fine tho.
I've got a feeling that last sketch might've been sponsored by Lion Bars
They could have parceled out the gift shop bits throughout the episode, and played over the end, but it really does work better in one go.
For the Moon landing sketch, don't worry Neil, we know you actually went. Rest in peace.
Well of course he went to the moon, how else would be have gotten to the set to continue shooting?
He was an extremely religious man and he always refused to swear on the bible that he walked on the moon.
What utter twaddle @@TurboNutterBastard
He's looking for a gift for his aunt
I bet David MItchell is brilliant at cunnilingus.
oh yeah
yunikage YEAH
Now we know
***** Oh, we know now.
bebosafetycow1 gg v
Never seen the cramped office sketch ...... Brilliantly funny an imaginatve
If you liked that find The Marx Brothers 'Stateroom Scene'.
One of the names in the Gift Shop Sketch credits is Jed Wood. Brilliant
The event sketch felt like a documentary
I love David Mitchell
According to Lion Bar's Wikipedia page, "In recent years the Lion bar has been dramatically reduced in size, which has caused controversy among fans."
Discuss.
shit..... I want a Lion bar
The gift shop sketch is daytime television
5:39 lol some of these names...”Jonathan Hack-Righter” “Abigail Dullness”
“David Mediochre” Graphics: “Soho Du Yudoo” Narration: “James Voysover”
Head of Envisioning: “Isolda McYurt”
5:44 Researchers:
Melanie Google
Art Yahoo
Brad Bingley
Sam Serif
Bing Bradley
Feels like we’re getting closer to this world every day
The mission to the moon sketch was awesome
Oh yeah
He was just doing what everyone should do. That takes integrity.
I love the moon landing and area 51 sketches.
Happy Belated-Birthday.
Now I feel like eating loads and loads of lion bars. I'm really hungry now.
Love the cramped office one, and the Dog Poker. And the conspiracy plotters, of course.
Funny, I feel like doing cunnilingus.
nicely put.
more Hadland-arse please !
this is one of the nicest UA-cam moments ive ever witnessed...
That gift shop sketch is so pythonian. Good stuff. Thanks fur the upload mate.
Why didn't they make Bouncy Prison? :(
Now I'm hungry for lion bars.
I bet David Mitchell still has that painting from the hennimore sketch
I think that the small, crowded office space sketch shows just how quickly constructs like hierarchy fall apart when we are in close proximity to each other. Or, if you live on a small island with many people, just how hard it must be to maintain an imposed hierarchy.
Lord of the Flies.
I have the same question like Kaslar. That is:
Can someone please tell me what song is playing during "Sketches we couldn't be bothered to write' at 17:05?
3:13 Lucky Victoria! 😁❤😄
Really fancy a Lion Bar now
The Gift Shop sketch gives me PTNTVD, or post traumatic network tv disorder.
Omg, I want a Twice so bad now 😭
The gift shop sketch. Brilliant!
That Alan's a right bloody grass
Trollbait detector is going crazy captain!
and they dont mention what the stuff from head office is, that's outrageous i need to know what the stuff from head office is.
Probably stuff about maximizing the use of work space.
Dude, Lion Bars are amazing. I wish we had them commonly available here.
I just ate one a few days passed 😂
indeed it is the most wonderful sight
13:20~15:24 they didn't mention ☹️ the previous "massive rockets" aka "Saturn 1" rockets which were the testing vehicles for the moon landings by the successive and successful "Apollo" spacecraft and landing vehicle's.
It really is early school knowledge.