Walked out that door once and a gust of wind blew the pizza box open and my pizza went flying...i went back in and they gave me another one, no charge. Always loved that place
@@forest8120 I’m from Staten Island and the local newspaper reported that he hit 6 pizzerias about 2-3 weeks ago. It was the same day. Probably changed hoodies for the videos. Whenever he does these runs where it’s 5 or 6 videos from the same area, they usually bang them out in a day.
As a sixty year old native of Staten Island, I've almost never had a bad slice here, and I've had many great ones. I grew up around the corner from Brother's and Denino's, and now I live around the corner from Reggiano's, Keke's, Villa Monte, Towne Deli, and others.
Fortunately I like pizza thin, simple and well done like Dave. But I appreciate that most people don't. Could you imagine being a serious chef that only makes artisanal pizza, and then to have it explained to you why 6.8 is not a bad score by a man who can't even identify oregano?
Its the most 7.7 ive probably seen in my life. The guy saying 8, was way out of his reach. Even the crisp was just so so, and the thickness and breadiness was way too much. Tighten it up, thinner, and we can talk about getting into the 8s.
The last one was only a 7.8 and it was super crisp crust noo flop flavor was great and this was kind of floppy and thicker... the last one should have been an 8.2 and this could continue to be 7.7
To lighten the blow for the owner watching Dave’s gives it the old “same score as everything else great in the area a solid 7.7” after handing out a string of 7.9s 😂
You should think about reviewing cheeseburgers when you eventually get tired of the pizza game. My cheeseburger radar tells me that the place next to this pizzeria has excellent burgers. I don’t work there, I’ve never even been to Staten Island, it’s just a hunch and I’m rarely wrong! 😁😉
I only want to endorse this if they bake their own bread and then use the unsold bread as bread crumbs for the pizza. Otherwise it sounds like it was a shortcut solution to problems with their dough.
Dave needs 68 explanations. Get accepted at St. Joseph's By the Sea, they send you a pizza. Who? St. joseph's. Who shows up? The Pizza Parlor. Why? ...........................................................................
@@BeeBee-pl9ly That's probably true, but we have the largest Sri Lankan community in the world outside of Sri Lanka, the largest Liberian community outside of Minnesota, a large Russian-Ukrainian community, a large Arabic community, etc.
You remember the time in Chicago (Milly's In The Pan) when that black woman tried a slice and walked away saying "I'm gonna get a slice of pussy 😸 with everything on it". That's right up there with "Where is plastic machine?"
@@andrewmartinez7743 Yeah, I saw the Ciro review as well,. I tried his top choice Delucia's in NJ, its was decent, I would score in the lower to mid 8's. It was well done decent pizza, dave seems to give well done and extra well done high scores for average pizza.
Dave: “You know my scale really well, what do you think this is going to be”? Guy: “ I’d say it’s a good 8”…. Dude Has no idea about Dave’s scale, rookie score, everybody knows the rules.
Walked out that door once and a gust of wind blew the pizza box open and my pizza went flying...i went back in and they gave me another one, no charge. Always loved that place
That’s what you call Class
Lol
man I would be so afraid of a hot pie just nailing someone in the face!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet a sewer rat the size of a Maine Coon cat came for that pizza real quick
Dave reliving his teenage year rocking an emo swoosh. Everybody knows the rules.
First of all, that's a "dude swoosh" not an "emo swoos"...you could easily tell by the lack of black hair dye.
"I dont want to burn my face." Blows on it for a split second and then eats it.
every time lol
LOA hell yeah
Everybody knows the rules!
@@ThuggaManeLaFlare Since i can only like this comment. I wanted to respond with, I Love this comment!
"Alright Frankie", "That's a review", "I don't wanna burn my face" (Pageviewsisms)
The pizza yesterday: "not enough sauce". The pizza today: "I had to wait 25 minutes, it was a remake" --Dripping with sauce.
Little secret, these are all filmed on the same day
That's crazy I had no idea he filmed the hundreds of reviews he has done all on the same day! @@Radioghost717
@Radioghost717 I mean he is wearing completely different clothes then the review he is referencing
@@forest8120 I’m from Staten Island and the local newspaper reported that he hit 6 pizzerias about 2-3 weeks ago. It was the same day. Probably changed hoodies for the videos. Whenever he does these runs where it’s 5 or 6 videos from the same area, they usually bang them out in a day.
@@Radioghost717 I mean he doesn't change outfits for other videos, so I don't see why this would be an exception. But it's w/e idrc either way
I love how conversations in NY are like a knife fight with kindness. Everybody knows the rules 🍕
As a sixty year old native of Staten Island, I've almost never had a bad slice here, and I've had many great ones. I grew up around the corner from Brother's and Denino's, and now I live around the corner from Reggiano's, Keke's, Villa Monte, Towne Deli, and others.
Your one lucky bastard ! 🇺🇸
Towne Deli Paninis are unreal
Best part of my day is coming home to a fresh review.
Lame
@onehandwashestheother It's sad if you don't feel that way.
no it fucking isnt be real brother
Whenever my fiance and I are fighting, I watch the reviews as soon as they come out and guess the score correctly just to piss her off more.
Umm.
You're not ready for marriage.
It's a union and not a series of battles to be won.
@@AndrewBlacker-t1d One right guess, everyone knows the rules
bro what lol
dudes rule
Oh Jesus... 🙄
One bite, one slippery step, another strong Staten Island pie, everybody knows the rules.
My guess was it was a purple haired butch, and sure enough…. Lololol
Breadcrumbs used, points u will lose, everyone knows the rules.
Dave's Hair plugs have Gone Wild . He starting look like Garth Brooks when he tried that Cris Gains thing 😮😮
Haha, yes it looked very fake the way it was hanging down there.
Reminder that anytime Dave says "What's that flavor I'm tasting?" or "What am I tasting?" it's an automatic point deduction
Fortunately I like pizza thin, simple and well done like Dave. But I appreciate that most people don't. Could you imagine being a serious chef that only makes artisanal pizza, and then to have it explained to you why 6.8 is not a bad score by a man who can't even identify oregano?
I fully expected Dave to offer the lady a slice. Buy your own pizza everybody knows the rules.
Everybody knows Daves gonna sponsor that schools pizza giveaways
I love Dave's daily review... makes my day.
One Johnny Depp hairstyle, everyone knows the rules.
He’s entering his beach bum phase
Dave looking like little Nicky,Adam Sandler would love this
My brother hit me in the face with a shovel.
I love how genuine Dave is
3:27 “the one with the prosciut’ and figs” This lady knows what’s what.
Yeah... Only to thwarted by a SINGLE step...
Your goal-post is low, huh?
Dave is a man of the people everybody knows the rules
Dave, you are one fascinating character. I so dig these videos. ✌️
Thank you for sharing the great content!
“It’s breadier than I thought”
Only here can we get such in depth and careful analysis!
As soon as I heard that I knew the pizza was getting points deducted. Can't have a breadier pizza.
what does that even mean..
@@Gerbs964you know exactly what that means
@@Gerbs964Like Pizza Hut and Domino's crusts. You know which one is breadier.
Always cracks me up when he says 'bread'
It's the overly hard "B".
The music takes you back few decades back.
I respect that lady, she knows how steps work.
In before everyone says “looked like an 8-1 all day to me” and forgets that taste is the most important part 😂
Its the most 7.7 ive probably seen in my life. The guy saying 8, was way out of his reach.
Even the crisp was just so so, and the thickness and breadiness was way too much. Tighten it up, thinner, and we can talk about getting into the 8s.
That shit looked like a Domino's
It's too doughy for Dave.
@@livinliciouseveryone has different tastes. Something that’s a nine for you may be in the sevens for someone else.
@@livinliciousthat would have been in the 6.8 to 7.1 range without the owner watching
Love seeing this guy talk with the locals
The last one was only a 7.8 and it was super crisp crust noo flop flavor was great and this was kind of floppy and thicker... the last one should have been an 8.2 and this could continue to be 7.7
Spot on
One icy step, everybody knows the rules.
If you have the money. You get into the school! Everybody knows the rules!
Best part of review the guy had to bring up the school for his kid. and Dave said nope here for pizza review
Staten Island has many great pizza places, many of New York’s best. 💕🙏🍷
To lighten the blow for the owner watching Dave’s gives it the old “same score as everything else great in the area a solid 7.7” after handing out a string of 7.9s 😂
You should think about reviewing cheeseburgers when you eventually get tired of the pizza game. My cheeseburger radar tells me that the place next to this pizzeria has excellent burgers. I don’t work there, I’ve never even been to Staten Island, it’s just a hunch and I’m rarely wrong! 😁😉
I'd like to see Prez go back to Chicago and try the Billy Goat Tavern double cheeseburger 🍔 and rip them a new one! 😆 💯
Gave Nonna’s a 7.7 and he say’s this is the same? Out of his mind…
Exactly
For real
Pizza looked fire
There wasn't even any smoke.
It is amazing how after all these reviews he still finds places that do things differently. Never heard of this bread crumbs technique.
I only want to endorse this if they bake their own bread and then use the unsold bread as bread crumbs for the pizza. Otherwise it sounds like it was a shortcut solution to problems with their dough.
Panko is becoming a thing.
Lots of pizza joints in Staten island ! Must have big Italian population
That's it... I'm going to demand that my college acceptance letter from Yale comes with a New Haven style pizza attached to it!
Sally's, Pepes, or Modern Apizza? (Yale grad and former SCSU professor)
@@ScotPhelps One of each would work, Yale is an expensive school!
“Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor!”
I love their accents, everybody knows the rules
What accents? HA!
Gotta visit these places before i kick the bucket
Daves in his emo hair era 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can see the wheels a turnin' in Dave's head "hmmmm Barstool by-the-Sea.....free pizza to incoming frosh..."
If Adderall was a person. Dave has been up for at least 2 days straight here.
Nuthin better than a nice pizza after an adderall binge … puts ya right to sleep 💤
Loving the Staten Island era. Keep it up dave
Nicest purple hair person I've ever seen 😂
Cute hoodie, Dave.
Dave you make me want pizza everyday I see these. Thanks! I call almost every rate on every video it’s crazy.
No joke. I crave pizza every time I watch a video. The pizzas always look amazing.
I feel bad for pizza makers trying to dial in Dave's mystery scale.
Dave needs 68 explanations.
Get accepted at St. Joseph's By the Sea, they send you a pizza.
Who?
St. joseph's.
Who shows up?
The Pizza Parlor.
Why?
...........................................................................
It's funny when Staten Island uses the name New York City when it IS a part of it, but not really. LOL
It would be funny to watch these as fully animated cartoons with their voice over.
By "breadcrumb" does the guy mean semolina? Or is he mixing legit breadcrumbs into the dough? I've never heard of that so I'm curious!
Best in the island & they just changed the dough sadly
Can you please redo the first ever review at *Town Spa Pizza* 🤞
I saw that review - That pizza looked like 💩.
A missed opportunity to invite Step-Mom over to score a slice...we need more random scoring chances.
I like the longer format. 🎉🎉🎉
Everybody knows the rules
You don't want to break 6 ribs
Falling on the ice .
Im looking for pizza aswell and this looks really good. Thanks dave your a legend 🍕
Thats a lot of free pizza they give out every year!👏
Looks so good i might have to try
One bite, everybody knows that pizza was a 5 on a good day
Pizza Parlor. Classic name.
Its what everyones mom would call a pizza place. It would be like a supermarket called "grocery store"
Hey Dave. Try The Big Cheese in Cranston RI. They are my absolute favorite. They also make their own Italian dressing which is amazing
Bro that is a pizza guys pizza place!! The vibes bro the vibes!! Family neighborhood joint!!! 🎉
Didnt look better than a 7.5 on the first look
Lady let one step stop her from getting a 7.7 pizza
Real score 7.4 bumped up 2 for the worker watching and 1 for the good vibes
I like the idea of it and would like to try it.
One prevented Slip, Everybody knows Prez is saving lives one day at a time...
Dave, if you were 1/10th more grateful I think your following would 8x. Huge fan, you are all-time humor
Never been, but it appears Staten Island is a place you can find a solid pie just about anywhere in town.
As a sixty year native of Staten Island, I've almost never had a bad pizza here, and I've had numerous great ones.
Staten island is the most Italian Borough that's why. The other boroughs are more diverse.
@@BeeBee-pl9ly
That's probably true, but we have the largest Sri Lankan community in the world outside of Sri Lanka, the largest Liberian community outside of Minnesota, a large Russian-Ukrainian community, a large Arabic community, etc.
and largest Nigerian @@jeffreyjohnson7359
2 nights in a row with tremendous looking pizzas and Dave's shows his anti-NY bias. I give Dave a 2.6 on this Review. That's a review.
...and don't get me started on his Anti-Chicago bias.....everything isn't "New Haven".....that being said.......I would die for El Presidente!
Go anywhere on Staten island.. 7.7's everywhere
You should start reviewing P&J samiches
Dave you guys should try Freda's in westbrigewater. Ma... bar pie... use to taste like the chuck wagon in westbrigewater. Nice spot great 🍕 😊
5 minute video everybody knows that’s a good sign
When he goes for the corner second bite You know he likes it Mikey
The school better send a pizza with the price of that tuition
Dave looks like he’s in Spider-Man 3 with his hair lol
He no like it. Breadcrumbs in pizza dough .? Come on man
Could have been worse - Sesame seeds in the crust. Prez don't like that.
First impression, 7.6.
Edit: 7.7, I was close.
Send him Staten Island ferry money, he’s trapped & can’t get off the island.💰🤣🍕💰🤣🍕💰🤣🍕
It don't cost a nickel anymore! 😆
Is it bad that I'm nailing his scores right as he opens the box?
today on one bite: homeless man reviews pizza
You remember the time in Chicago (Milly's In The Pan) when that black woman tried a slice and walked away saying "I'm gonna get a slice of pussy 😸 with everything on it". That's right up there with "Where is plastic machine?"
Merica!
So let me get this straight, he gives pizza parlor a 7.7 but pier 76 a 7.6 - pier 76 is by far a superior pizza. His scores are all over the place
his scores are worthless today, pier 76 is mid 8's
Nonna's is mid 8's as well.
Everybody knows the rules
76 is menza menza
@@theboringchannel2027easily… he gave Ciros high 7s too..
@@andrewmartinez7743 Yeah, I saw the Ciro review as well,. I tried his top choice Delucia's in NJ, its was decent, I would score in the lower to mid 8's. It was well done decent pizza, dave seems to give well done and extra well done high scores for average pizza.
Awesome review bro. Congrats on your new Dog. She is beautiful
Free pizza in exchange for $80k in student debt, everyone knows the rules.
He is eating pizza like it was some kind of food that makes you live 200 years LOL
Dave loves giving out 7.7’s
dave has no idea what anybody is talking about, but they all know the rules
Delivered pizza here when it was Angelo’s , classic spot
Not Angelo’s anymore
'You know my scoring system pretty well. What's it gonna be?'
Immediately comes out with a rookie number 🤣
Good 8, maybe meaning 8.1 or 8.2
Come to Montreal and try the pizzas here! You been to Toronto try Montreal now!
Knish hoodie? FTW!!!
I’m going to give security guard Mike shit today instead of Austin everyone knows the rules 😂
Never been hear but I been wanting to try it
Dave thinks yesterday's 8.1 all day pizza is on the level of this lol. Dudes getting worse.
Dave: “You know my scale really well, what do you think this is going to be”?
Guy: “ I’d say it’s a good 8”….
Dude Has no idea about Dave’s scale, rookie score, everybody knows the rules.
Steve looking like little nicky with his hair today😂