Kenny Powers - Texas Scout

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  • @Metsfan1986
    @Metsfan1986 4 роки тому +613

    There probably won't be another show like this ever again. What a difference a decade makes. This is what comedy needs to return to. Sadly, I don't think it will.

    • @pulle88
      @pulle88 3 роки тому +28

      Probably not... but at least Danny McBride have not changed........ unlike the guy that also used to be funny in almost the same way... Seth Rogen...
      wow, what a pussy he has become.
      Apparently he got TDS and lost his damn mind. Would think a Canadian should worry about Canada instead

    • @pulle88
      @pulle88 3 роки тому +25

      @Heta Benayoun we got noonenow.... PC sjw's killed humour...... we need to cancel THEM

    • @pulle88
      @pulle88 3 роки тому +4

      @Heta Benayoun true.... but just how the hell are we to stop these hate filled violent fascists ...... i see no easy way. they are all of that they claim others to be!

    • @pulle88
      @pulle88 3 роки тому +9

      ​@Heta Benayoun true indeed my friend.
      i am actually over here in europe, i am not american...... but i am sad to see the US going own the woke drain.
      i used to love shows like this one.
      and late night shows like leno, Conan and so on, now those shows are all political, lead by the TDS maniac jimmy kimmel...... sad shit for a euro like me...... we need comedy back.......

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 3 роки тому +4

      @@pulle88 Telling people that they need to just focus on where they come from rather than other parts of the world is something trump supporters say. How ironic.

  • @Mellszx978
    @Mellszx978 5 років тому +198

    “Im gay .. Im fuckin proud of it” Only Matthew McConaughey can pull some shit like that 😂

    • @oinkooink
      @oinkooink 2 роки тому +5

      Threw up in my beer

    • @nikogriffin4503
      @nikogriffin4503 Рік тому +3

      Whatever raises your skirt

    • @AliAmire-b6s
      @AliAmire-b6s 2 місяці тому

      I know this guy is versatile in acting, which makes this shit even more funny

  • @Hyporama
    @Hyporama 7 років тому +383

    this is the funniest show I've ever seen

    • @MikeProvocateur-tu2jl
      @MikeProvocateur-tu2jl 5 років тому +10

      I love Kenny's exact honesty and his preciseness with it. Hilarious.

    • @johnjohns2053
      @johnjohns2053 5 років тому +4

      0:11 can someone please tell me what did Matthew McConaughey say...I listened to it like 3 times I couldn't make it out

    • @christopherc326
      @christopherc326 5 років тому +7

      @@johnjohns2053 "a little talcum powder on the groin will keep you fresh"

    • @jenjam1977
      @jenjam1977 4 роки тому

      Till season 4

    • @dannymanni1948
      @dannymanni1948 3 роки тому

      💯

  • @TheDizzleHawke
    @TheDizzleHawke 5 років тому +102

    McConaughey drove an Escalade before he drove Lincolns.

    • @WhoBeSilly
      @WhoBeSilly Рік тому

      Well, he vámonos'ed down there, pronto vato lol

  • @amnamlk
    @amnamlk 10 років тому +90

    One of the best shows ever

  • @20redsoxx
    @20redsoxx 11 років тому +75

    "I am not down here to tickle balls"
    That is a funny line...

  • @kebokev7519
    @kebokev7519 3 роки тому +129

    Danny McBride is one of the funniest men alive.

    • @richardmann4006
      @richardmann4006 3 роки тому +12

      I met him and walked about six holes with him at the PGA championship this year at Kiawah. Legitimately awesome in real life too.

  • @jbellamy83
    @jbellamy83 8 років тому +195

    "vamanos aqi pronto, vato"
    *McConaughey voice*

  • @marshalljimduncan
    @marshalljimduncan 13 років тому +83

    It's very hotter down here.

  • @ASH911
    @ASH911 Місяць тому +6

    “What do you think does Texas want a fucking taste”
    “Well, they want a nibble” 😭😭

  • @peeweesherman
    @peeweesherman 12 років тому +49

    outta no where..I'm gay.. hahaha

  • @fitnfun200338106
    @fitnfun200338106 10 років тому +101

    "Don't mothafuck Pat"

    • @johnjohns2053
      @johnjohns2053 5 років тому

      0:11 can someone please tell me what did Matthew McConaughey say...I listened to it like 3 times I couldn't make it out

    • @johnhammit7079
      @johnhammit7079 5 років тому +6

      John Johns “little talcum powder on the grindle... keep it fresh”

  • @FIghtingIrish87
    @FIghtingIrish87 10 років тому +112

    Put a little talcum powder on the grindle, keep it fresh - Too funny

  • @arnoldfreeman2885
    @arnoldfreeman2885 Рік тому +19

    I remember back when McConaughey was still a joke and wasn’t considered a “real” actor this scene blew me away. He’s a goddamn natural

    • @NYCybertruck
      @NYCybertruck 11 місяців тому

      And now he sells garbage self help seminars

    • @Jack_______oh
      @Jack_______oh 4 місяці тому

      @@NYCybertruck lmaooooo

  • @jennygore9833
    @jennygore9833 5 років тому +47

    Why's he dressed like boss hog I loved that joke

    • @lordmortimer8055
      @lordmortimer8055 Рік тому +3

      Kenny could probably drink 100 beers on a flight too

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 8 місяців тому +2

      Because he’s laflama blanca.

  • @LeonardCooperman
    @LeonardCooperman Рік тому +6

    Underrated show, it’s so awesome.

  • @sdwhitesox8039
    @sdwhitesox8039 4 роки тому +24

    Maybe 2 games, smoke em into the bigs? 😏

  • @eddiemessner8940
    @eddiemessner8940 6 місяців тому +1

    Just started watching this show being from the south everyone knows someone like this

  • @samspace81
    @samspace81 8 років тому +45

    God Bless Kenny Powers

  • @GreenfieldStudio949
    @GreenfieldStudio949 5 місяців тому

    This scene never gets old.

  • @AndrewsArchives
    @AndrewsArchives 5 років тому +10

    'Lets f*ckin smear it all over each other, we're celebrating!'

  • @ChasingMozart
    @ChasingMozart 3 роки тому +62

    Adam Scott's reaction at 2:19 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    • @kerimalpalt
      @kerimalpalt 2 роки тому +1

      oi

    • @bignut_inthebutt9468
      @bignut_inthebutt9468 2 роки тому

      Ikr 😄

    • @pepsico815
      @pepsico815 7 місяців тому

      because he's trying to redeem himself by doing a good deed for Kenny and finally did, weight off his shoulders. Good acting

    • @bajaborracho9139
      @bajaborracho9139 7 місяців тому +4

      Adam scott. Totally underrated. Dude is great in everything.

  • @mattrc1679
    @mattrc1679 5 років тому +17

    OMG I was living in Myrtle when this episode aired. I fucking flipped!

  • @smorepie
    @smorepie 4 роки тому +15

    Nobody:
    Robert Daniel: I’m gay

  • @WolfataDoor
    @WolfataDoor 9 років тому +48

    Second best scene next to Pat's first scene in season 1.

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 8 років тому +6

      pat's rehab clinic hahah

  • @houdini2153
    @houdini2153 Рік тому +27

    There was a lot of stars on this show very underrated classic show💯

  • @petepyeatt6909
    @petepyeatt6909 8 років тому +24

    It's time to stop tickling balls.

    • @uniteatonce35
      @uniteatonce35 5 років тому +2

      my dream buttfucked me and left me broke

    • @ookie4179
      @ookie4179 5 років тому +1

      Story of my life

  • @stackinfiddiessuckintittys2029
    @stackinfiddiessuckintittys2029 7 років тому +23

    P-A-T called me

  • @ikeepmoving
    @ikeepmoving 11 років тому +27

    PRONTO VATO

  • @bajaborracho9139
    @bajaborracho9139 2 роки тому +16

    Matthew McConaughey's best scene ever.

    • @arweiss21
      @arweiss21 Рік тому +7

      Little talcom powder on the grendel ‘ll keep it fresh 🤣

    • @ice9557
      @ice9557 Рік тому +3

      Matthew McConaughey’s best scene ever is when he steals the movie in the beginning of Wolf on Wallstreet, but this is a damned closed second.

    • @jimmy22334
      @jimmy22334 7 місяців тому +1

      Guess you haven't seen True Detective

  • @bedroom.headroom
    @bedroom.headroom 5 місяців тому +4

    “I got in my escalade vamanos acqi pronto vato” has become a popular parlance in my house

  • @johnjohns2053
    @johnjohns2053 5 років тому +20

    2:43 "mer-tile...mer-tile.. KP" LOL

  • @clay_reznor647
    @clay_reznor647 Рік тому +6

    I could never predict what was going to happen in this show. It all strings together, but at the same time I get these random appearances from actors. Don Johnson was a pleasant surprise.

  • @codyswearingen6976
    @codyswearingen6976 10 років тому +47

    "I'm gay"

  • @TumzFestivalYT
    @TumzFestivalYT Рік тому +7

    This scene is so simple but it's so immensely funny- Pat, Kenny trying to understand the scout, all of it is gold.
    "I got some Mexican cake let's fuckin' smear it all over eachother!"

    • @chagOwwuUUu
      @chagOwwuUUu 9 місяців тому +1

      Whatever raises your skirt 😂

  • @WhoBeSilly
    @WhoBeSilly 4 роки тому +10

    "It's very hotter down here...."

  • @alekc3035
    @alekc3035 Рік тому +2

    Talcum? Yessir.

  • @tshepodlamini7189
    @tshepodlamini7189 3 роки тому +15

    I thought Curb your enthusiasm was the best, up until i meet this one.. The best ever Kenny Powers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @maybachrob9475
    @maybachrob9475 6 років тому +9

    What ever raises your skirt

  • @Bob-fj7lr
    @Bob-fj7lr Рік тому +3

    "a little top-em powder on the Grendel, keep it fresh" my fucking sides son

  • @SaulGoodman-w2x
    @SaulGoodman-w2x 3 роки тому +15

    "the goddamn girl of my dreams" - possibly the funniest phrase I have heard LMAO

  • @fitnfun200338106
    @fitnfun200338106 10 років тому +11

    "Swallow that muthafuckaaaaa"

    • @johnjohns2053
      @johnjohns2053 5 років тому

      0:11 can someone please tell me what did Matthew McConaughey say...I listened to it like 3 times I couldn't make it out

    • @Blashmack
      @Blashmack 5 років тому

      @@johnjohns2053 Put a little talcum powder on the grundle, keep it fresh

    • @johnjohns2053
      @johnjohns2053 5 років тому

      @@Blashmack thank u family

  • @elifulano4715
    @elifulano4715 5 років тому +8

    Vamos aqui pronto vato

  • @kstaggs87
    @kstaggs87 11 років тому +45

    I'm gay...and I'm fuckin proud of it

  • @ianaspinall7948
    @ianaspinall7948 3 роки тому +4

    Solid advice from mm about the grendell

  • @JeiElRai
    @JeiElRai 2 місяці тому +1

    This is the role Matthew was born to play

  • @johnjohns2053
    @johnjohns2053 5 років тому +4

    0:11 can someone please tell me what did Matthew McConaughey say...I listened to it like 3 times I couldn't make it out

    • @elmanitasdeplomo
      @elmanitasdeplomo 29 днів тому +1

      “A little talcum powder on the grundel will keep it fresh”

  • @deronhouston3209
    @deronhouston3209 3 роки тому +4

    LoL I'm rolling never saw or heard of this before and I love it!!!!!!!

    • @bobbygreensmoke486
      @bobbygreensmoke486 3 роки тому +2

      Watch the pep talk with both off them. FUCKEN hilarious

  • @therealjd4life
    @therealjd4life 5 місяців тому +4

    Trevor Bauer going the same route

  • @stephenc8
    @stephenc8 5 років тому +5

    Bite on it BIG BOY 😂

  • @frasersmith9137
    @frasersmith9137 3 місяці тому

    Anyone know what the song is called towards the end with the guitar strumming? :-)

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177

    Greatest show ever

  • @adamjohncastleton
    @adamjohncastleton 3 роки тому +1

    basically adam scott getting to be derek again. SHES GOT EYESSS OF THE BLUUUEST

  • @fadilfawzi7879
    @fadilfawzi7879 3 роки тому +1

    1:08 you don't know the history Pad has f..me before 😭😭😭

  • @moncaman1
    @moncaman1 3 роки тому +2

    Hey Kenny Chase the dream this whole show is based on you chasing something and I've been laughing my ass off the way through...🤪😛, I hope a lot of people catch the wind of this show it's just too funny I can't stop laughing the show is one of the best comedy shows besides curb your enthusiasm ...👍🤔🧐, Kenny Powers rules...😛💫💥.....

  • @phishhead42032
    @phishhead42032 4 роки тому +2

    If you wanna wear a skirt ..

  • @f8head
    @f8head 5 років тому +6

    Mer-tal K.P

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 5 років тому +1

    ‘I’m gay and I’m fuckin proud of it.’

  • @JG-vj7lm
    @JG-vj7lm Місяць тому

    Throwing grenades south of the border 😂

  • @kerimalpalt
    @kerimalpalt 2 роки тому

    A Scout from Texas

  • @reycesarcarino4653
    @reycesarcarino4653 4 роки тому +1

    Alright, Alright

  • @Gavinbelson
    @Gavinbelson 3 роки тому +1

    maybe one game? Smoke em into the bigs?

  • @christianolson8543
    @christianolson8543 Рік тому

    Let’s smear it all over each other man I’m ready to do this!

  • @charlesotis6971
    @charlesotis6971 2 роки тому

    The whole dream sucking comment should of been his book front cover quotation

  • @smileystrong88
    @smileystrong88 3 місяці тому

    this is an awesome lil show yall!!! KP is funny as heck!!!

  • @jakede565
    @jakede565 3 місяці тому

    This is TREVOR BAUER

  • @HowieFeltersnatchMD
    @HowieFeltersnatchMD 10 місяців тому

    Never again will we have comedy like this again

  • @robertlust6234
    @robertlust6234 4 роки тому

    Sometimes I don't listen while I talk

  • @MaskedMono
    @MaskedMono 3 роки тому

    I didn't come here to tickle balls

  • @mtk8020
    @mtk8020 3 роки тому

    “ Vamonos aquî, pronto Vato” ….. orale, andale, arriva arriva!!

  • @randylahey8174
    @randylahey8174 3 роки тому +1

    Let's do this

  • @5.31am7
    @5.31am7 Рік тому

    Best advice on swamp ass I’ve ever heard

  • @ice9557
    @ice9557 Рік тому +2

    For me for a long long time season 1 and 2 of The Chapelle show was the funniest thing I Had ever scene, and then this Gem of a show came along!

  • @JimKimTheIdeaHunters
    @JimKimTheIdeaHunters Рік тому

    “Talcum?”🤣

  • @aaronfrancis4078
    @aaronfrancis4078 3 роки тому

    Shows wish they could be this funny

  • @dewoune
    @dewoune 2 роки тому

    talco powder on the groom loool, the way he say it

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster 3 роки тому +2

    Probably more than one game

  • @register1430
    @register1430 Рік тому

    P.A.T

  • @johnuram9207
    @johnuram9207 Рік тому

    Where?

  • @briankirkland1580
    @briankirkland1580 3 роки тому +3

    Vice principals was about as funny also starring Danny Mcbride

    • @justinhopper5941
      @justinhopper5941 Рік тому +1

      The show is the goat. Vice principles is a great show too. But come we’re talking Kenny powers here.

  • @jmick2130
    @jmick2130 12 років тому +1

    2:19 "HOI!"

  • @johnuram3238
    @johnuram3238 4 роки тому

    It's la flamo blanco

  • @-Markus-
    @-Markus- Рік тому

    Pat looks like a Tom Cruise from etsy XD

  • @kevindaniels7824
    @kevindaniels7824 Рік тому

    P A T

  • @TheGabrielberki
    @TheGabrielberki 4 роки тому

    I’M GAY

  • @genericanalyst
    @genericanalyst 9 років тому +1

    HmmBabe!!

  • @tblightningbolt8902
    @tblightningbolt8902 3 місяці тому +1

    Democrats ruined everything Never a show like this again

  • @bullheaded85
    @bullheaded85 3 роки тому

    Hum babe

  • @theunknown4570
    @theunknown4570 Рік тому +1

    This came out right basically at the beginning of the full woke movement. This was one of the last unwoke shows that would never be made

  • @gregkut1
    @gregkut1 Рік тому

    McConagheys Spanish nonsense 🤣

  • @jeffreyledergerber4136
    @jeffreyledergerber4136 Рік тому +1

    Why doesnt matthew incorporate his motivatio al speaking with this winning advice

  • @NELOPES7
    @NELOPES7 5 років тому +1

    ? This suppose to be a good show?

  • @hershysquirts187
    @hershysquirts187 12 років тому +16

    Greatest show on tv.

  • @tomg4324
    @tomg4324 Місяць тому +1

    Lolllllllllllll