The Cryptid Iceberg is Making Me Violent
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@@nunu_7887okay, this is nothing related to the video because I have not yet seen it. But how on Earth is at 11 hours ago if you just uploaded it...... Are you able to pre put a comment in before you upload a video?
B tier Brandon.
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
@@754RASTASMURFi think its cause the upload was scheduled 11 hrs ago
Why does he's comment say 11hour's ago yet the video is 16 minutes ago?
Wendigoon when Nessie: 😡😡😡
Wendigoon when "Big hairy guy": 😍😍😍
True!!!!!!!
Big hairy guy has flavor 😋😵💫🌈
It’s close to giants that’s why
Who doesn't love a big hairy, perhaps oiled up, guy?
It's more relatable
6:29 “Most animals that exist, are probably real.” -Wendigoon 2024
A philosopher of are time
"Oh great Berg-Boy, what is thy wisdom?"
@@hunterzehnacker4062the breast of are time frfr
What, exactly, did he mean by this?
@@Tarnished-bn5gq *everything.*
I like to think that somewhere in a random lake in America there’s some kind of plesiosaurus looking cryptid feeling self conscious because Wendigoon thinks its existence is stupid and unoriginal
This idea amuses me tremendously. Poor ol’ unloved plesiosaurus!
And he's 100% right, get a better gimmick
love the implication that it watches wendigoons videos and values his judgement
Definitely unoriginal.
@@VillainKinnieI like to believe it has a single human friend who tells him all about Wendigoon's videos but one day the human kinda hesitantly walks over and says "Hey listen...I know we're friends and all but Wendigoon and my new friend, Shug Monkey, think you're a really lame unoriginal Nessie knock off. So yeah....bye."
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BROUGHT UP THE HUMAN-FOOTED CATFISH OF LAKE WAUSAU! I didn't know anyone outside of my county knew about it. I've personally seen it with my own eyes during a heavy rain in summer, when I was coming back from a fishing journey. Before I could take a picture, it hopped back into the lake, having had its fill of fresh water. So glad to finally feel recognized. Best cryptid ever.
goated sighting
@@korakuengoatsed sighting
Hey neighbor!! I’m from Rhinelander and had the same reaction when he talked about the Hodag! I’m glad y’all got recognition! Never heard of the human footed catfish but glad I got to learn ab it! My pops and I fish out around that area once in a while so we’ll be sure to keep an eye out!!
But it's not a cryptid if it has been proven to exist. And a youtube comment is proof, we all know that. Everything said on the internet is true!
YOO LETS GOO THE FOOT FISH RISES
Can’t wait for Wendigoon to complete his transformation at the end of this series and place himself right at the top of the list.
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
No way he doesn't end this tier list with the wendigo. (Unless he already covered it before)
@@fauzanaziz6365 he covered it already.
@@fauzanaziz6365p sure he did already yea
@@fauzanaziz6365He already did it was lit
The fact that he initially wanted to get this done by Christmas last year is freaking hilarious to me
I mean, at least he did out himself for it
Ikr? xD
@@liberpolo5540he hardly uploads twice a month, what does he mean "I'll get the iceberg uploaded by Christmas". That'd be a whole week early.
Making a conscious choice to make this project far, far more difficult and effort intensive for himself is peak Wendigoon and I'm 100% *here for it*.
well, he added a ton more so that made it a lot longer
I unironically love that this tier list is Wendigoon abandoning the iceberg to cover _every single cryptid_ and then getting mad that his list is redundant.
I love how jaded you’re getting to this list, you’ll do a great narrative and describe it like it’s this cool thing, then just, this is dumb and I hate it, lol
The first part sounds like he's reading ad copy given to him by the Cryptid 😅
We have our own cryptid in southern Kentucky. Hes known as methman. He is frequently seen around dollar stores asking for change or scurrying around abandoned cars near Kmart looking for catalytic converters. You can lure him out with mountain dew, or chase him off with a flashlight that has sharpie blue colored tape over the light and flashing it off and on quickly. Hes very fidgety when confronted, or extremely angry. Proceed with caution.
Hey we have that over here in Western Kentucky too 😂
Yeah he robbed Shamrock Liquors in eastern KY 20 years ago wearing a bunch of duct tape on his face. Dude gets around.
Hey we have that in Southeastern Kentucky
Ah, yes, the fabled K-Mart
@@councilofpagos5maybe it’s a species that we know as methman and the species inhabits a lot of Kentucky.
Who knew the cryptid iceberg would make wendigoon start to become a cryptid himself
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
The government wants you to believe wendigoon isnt a cryptid
Gooning so hard right now
Not gooning so hard guys, sorry 😞
I mean his channel is named after a cryptid
As much as I’d love to order merch, the company that’s being used to fulfill orders is charging individual shipping for every single item. It’s $36 in shipping for 3 shirts and 2 hats. I can’t afford that much more in shipping. They’re taking money off the back end and it’s undoubtedly lost you a lot of sales. Not because your merch isn’t worth it, but because we simply can’t afford it.
21:12 On the topic of every town having a lake monster, I live in Mooresville, North Carolina and we have a huge man made lake near here called Lake Norman. There are stories here of a lake monster that lives there that is described either as a giant, man-sized catfish or a giant alligator, but the best part is that he's called "Normie"
Rush might sue you for this
do we really?? i’m outside charlotte. never heard of normie 😂😂 gonna have to make a trip up there to see
My extended family used to live in a lakeside house off lake norman, I'm surprised I haven't heard of it. Rather unfortunate name though.
@@virginiaspargo339 We do! Just google Lake Norman Monster.
Lived in statesville for years and often went to lake Norman with friends, I’ve never heard of this before
"I don't know what kind of flashbacks you teacher's pets are getting out of fear of seeing the letter B..." He wasn't kidding in the title saying he's becoming violent
I did not come here to be called out like that.
@@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723Where do you usually go?
All these sea monsters are causing him to become Dark Wendigoon
As violent as a teacher's pet can be
He did not have to come for my throat like that
So just so we're clear on the rules:
Possibly copycat dinosaur in a river = unoriginal - F tier
Smelly man in the woods - B tier
Big Snake: Lame, F-Tier
Big Japanese Snake: Sold B-Tier
He’s made it pretty clear that he does not give a singular fuck about the criticisms of his tiering lol
I love his dedication to obscure cryptids in these videos, and all the little obscure items on them.
I hate everything else about these videos. His criteria is entirely the opposite of mine. I see a cryptid being possibly real as a plus, he thinks it's boring. Like isn't that the whole point? Like he would probably rank Sonic as a super cool cryptid. I seriously think he has the worst taste in cryptids.
Listing any folkloric or mythological being as cryptid also gets on my nerves for some reason. Adding Quetzalcóatl in this seems to me on par with adding the ancient Egyptian pantheon and arguing that maybe there were humans with animal heads walking around then. Gimme a break.
No hate, though. He seems nice and I understand it's an entirely personal ranking, but for some reason some of his comments makes me irrationally irrate.
@Gypsy_ink93 oh I'm not worried about the ranking. I just found it funny and decided to comment.
Thanks, though 😁
@@Gypsy_ink93I put a LOT of money on these rankings! Wendigoon's gonna cost me my house 😢
"So off the back of that tomfoolery, we're gonna move to something thats very serious and important... Like the Shug Monkey"
Probably my official favorite Wendigoon quote
It definitely is my favourite! 😂
8:33 "I don't know what kind of flashbacks you teachers' pets are getting out of fear of seeing the letter B, but B is a good thing, it is on the positive side of the spectrum, grow up" I have been personally attacked-
Lmao Wendigoon's rant about Loch Ness knock-offs just feels like the creative writing teacher who gave the kids a challenge to write a kids book, and 75% of the class came back with Dr. Seuss rips offs that were beaten black and blue with a thesaurus.
The vibe really was "disappointed teacher rants at class"
LOL...great take...cause it's true.
This feels oddly specific, but not untrue.
Stellar's Sea Ape: "Yo dude check out this sick seaweed"
Stellar: "So you have chosen death"
your profile pic is cursed as hell lmao
no
Stellar describing the encounter later: So anyway, I started blasting.
@@ohdahngboi_2237 It's a cognitohazard, practically a Criptid in it's own right.
@@SmoothMaul why does smooth maul looks like a mix between voldemort and Al paccino 😂😂😭
The Australian carpet shark, also known as a wobbegong shark is a common species of carpet shark, in fact the word “wobbegong” means “shaggy beard”, which correlates to the tassel-like barbels around its head! They’re known to lay on the bottom, using their coloration and those barbels to hide then ambush prey! Fun fact: carpet sharks include whale sharks, the largest living shark species, although the largest whale shark would still be smaller than Megalodon, which could grow over sixty feet!
Altie actually predates British-English colonization and was said to have originated from the Lower Muskogee Creek tribe. Perhaps is another example of isolated groups seeing similar creatures. I wish you gave them some more credit :")
Credit for yet another unoriginal Nessie knockoff...
‘Loch Ness, England’ genuinely made me pause my game and turn around to look at this video. I know you acknowledged it but my god that made me shudder. I expect an apology with tears and ukulele to your Scottish followers, we’ve had a hard enough time as it is with the wonka experience.
God and it got worse, his wife left him lmao. Not Isiah, the Willy Wanker. (for those not caught up.)
@@Whiteknight-xg2pq honestly fair enough. if I found out my partner was scamming kids and using AI to ‘write’ books I’d leave too
thank you for the content warning, I will prepare myself 😢 🏴
my blood seared when i heard Loch Ness England I had to pause
Everything about this comment is perfection
I don't blame Nessy for this. It's not her fault everyone else rips her off. Give a Ness-tier at the bottom but don't drag her down to with them.
is nessy a girl? i always thought it was a boy
@@jaic4306nessie is nonbinary real
@@jaic4306nessie is a feminine name
@@meow-sr2blhow?? 😅 it's a nickname because it's the Loch NESS monster, hence Nessie
@@crypticcrayons3276 nessie like bessie
What started as the cryptid iceberg now slowly devolved into wendigoon ranting about bad cryptids while teaching the audience how to actually write a scary cryptid. I'm gonna take notes.
england's so different to the US though man, we're the size of one of your smallest states but you travel 60-70 miles and the accents and history and feel of the places are wildly different. it's no wonder we all have these different cryptids that overlap
Plus, a lot of them are said to be violent… violent and disturbing enough for a whole US State.
Hell, if they had Nuckelavees in the U.S, they would lock down an entire coastline.
33:06 "no I wasn't shooting at a seal, it was an undiscovered species"
No, Game Fish, and Parks Officer, this is not a seal, this is the great sea ape which I have just discovered right now.
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
@@p-__ your LATE!
Don't translate.......
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.
The supposed encounter happened in 1741 btw, not 1974 as Wendigoon said
What if the reason that there are so many Loch Ness knockoffs is just there are lots of plesiosaurs still living all over the world? 🤔 Could be cool
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
Super excited to relax with you this evening Max!!!🎉🎉
Excuse me, sir! 🎤 Do the allegations that you’re changing your name to “hotgiggitydemon” have any validity!?
Broke: there’s a secret society of lizard people trying to take over the world.
Woke: there’s a secret society of PLESIOSAURS trying to take over the world!
🤯
@@p-__ what.
Sea app: just chilling and playing with seaweed
Human: pew pew
After finding your channel, it really got me thinking about how much i loved cryptids growing up and what influenced that.
Part of it, and my point to my comment, was my grandfather's own made-up cryptid for me and his other grandchildren. It was called "The Boo-Hooter."
My grandfather lived in the middle of nowhere Kansas in a beautiful three story home with a walkout basement leading to the arkansas River. He had ducting that rattled, and it would echo through the house.
It lived in the air ducts and, at first glance, resembled an opossum or raccoon. But if you looked into its eyes, it would see what you were most afraid of, and shape-shift into that form in front of you. My grandfather would always go to the basement of his very large home, knowing we were playing next to air ducts, and whisper-growl gibberish into them to scare us. Many, many times, we heard The Boo-Hooter, but thankfully, we never saw it.
Thinking about it as an adult is obviously kind of lame, but as a way to prank and tease your grandchildren, it's one of my favorite ideas for a folklore figure, and it belongs to my Grandfather's imagination.
I miss my grandfather a lot. He was a character.
This sounds like a really wholesome, tolkienesque thing to do. This is how legends are born.
This makes me wonder why there are not more shapeshifting Opossum cryptids.
Despite being quite sweet, they look like heroin addicted sleep paralysis demons after all… and they are quite common. A perfect base for a cryptid!
@AndorRadnai they're also really good at sneaking into your house through holes you aren't even aware exist. He was a creative guy. Knew how to get into people's heads if he needed to. Even for a laugh.
I love it when the berg-boy goes “it’s bergin’ time” and then bergs all over the place.
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
WHAT
It's been so long, please find a second joke
Yeah you win top comment
@@hillbillypowpowthey cant
Not creative enough, the kids are goin absolutely nowhere 😂 just does what every other tiktok kid does or says
Just casually playing Minecraft with my girlfriend and I told her about you being so pissed about the lochness knockoffs, so you're putting anything similar to the lochness into F tier and she just responded with "He's wendi-gone mad"
Where did his sanity Wendi-go? I guess we'll never wendi-know
THOSE WERE TERRIBLE PUNS I LOVE THEM@@andrewgreen77
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
Marry that woman, that’s gold
W woman hold her down bro
I wasn’t expecting him to just use a Dunmer slur at 33:57
Took me for a loop for a second
"Catfish foot thing" sounds like a Tarantino film he's willing to spend millions on. 😂
The cool thing about Quetzalcoatl is, it might be the personification of meteors, as plummeting meteors have a bright trail. They may have thought that these winged serpents brought cataclysmic events, as depicted in the murals of certain ancient cultures.
Holy shit, that's actually such a cool explanation!
No. Quetzalcoatl is literally settled science. Calling the depiction anything rather than what it is would be like claiming the cross in Christianity, the rune stones in to ancient Norse, or the swastika to ancient Aryans (and it wasn't anything to do with racial supremacy) meant something other than what they clearly meant.
Context is key, and depictions of esoteric, gnostic, or "occult" concepts of energies are not cryptids. Never were, never will be, and anybody trying to convince anyone otherwise is a used car salesman telling you the rusty WW2 jeep you're looking at is actually a Bugatti that means full bathtubs you should pout on your porch to bring good luck.
Legend has it, if you say the Loch Ness monster is from England and not Scotland, it comes for you and gobbles you up like a plate full of haggis.
I ain't payin' him no tree fiddy! Goddamn Loch Ness Monsta!
I WANT TO BELIEVE 😂
@@CloakofAuronbetter watch out, he saw your comment ..... 👊🏽👀
Mr Goon. You should definitely research Jim Corbett. That man has some crazy big game hunting stories that’ll be right up your alley. He was basically the exterminator you called if no one else could get the job done, but instead of bugs he killed man-eating tigers.
Dont do that.
Dont call him that...
@@mr.jameson218 It's better than calling him daddy
With the Agropelter, you can imagine finding a dead woodsman beneath a branch in an area with no tree canopy; how were they crushed by a falling branch in a clearing in the woods?
Stellar's sea ape is very possibly a joke from Stellar himself. He hated the captain of his voyage of the Atlantic, and some historians do think the description pretty closely matches the captain, and it would be a big insult. Alongside Stellar being a mad good naturalist, it would be incredibly unlikely for him to misidentify the seals that were around.
That automatically makes it S tier
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Average pyro
Viewer
560 views, fell off
Nah just barely saw it was posted no worries
Lol
1,111 views, fell off
12:30 The funny thing is that Teratornis wasn't that much larger than the modern Andean Condor (which have a wingspan of more than 3 meters/10 feet), so Thunderbird myths might just be exaggerated descriptions of Condors.
The Nessie rant amused me considering "Nessie as a Dinosaur" might itself be a rip-off of the original King Kong since IIRC that depiction was first popularized by a tabloid writer whose description of the sighting basically 1:1 matched the apatosaurus attack scene and was published like a week after the film came out in the UK.
MY favorite cryptid is the giant land fish, who climbs mountains using its TAIL and the SLIDING down the slope KILLING hikers
And I HAVEN'T seen it in this here ICEBERG, WENDIGOON, it is LEVEL 5 ALREADY and NO LAND FISH SLIDE THING YET
I am LITERALLY SHAKING my head and SCREAMING
I’m hoping the Slide Rock Bolter makes an appearance as well. Another one I hope gets brought up is the Hide Behind!
giant land fish and kushtaka belong in A tier at least
@@Samsung-uq7newait does that exist outside of gravity falls ??
@@funsizemiller It does. Well, the legend does. It’s actually part of the Fearsome Critters legends, where lumberjacks would tell each other stories to entertain or scare the new guys.
Slide Rock Bolter is actually one of them. Legends says that in the Colorado mountains, if the angle of the mountain is greater than 45 degrees, the beast would slide down and swallow anything in its path.
This looks like it was written by greg heffley
Cryptid Jesus not only is getting more violent as the iceberg goes deeper, but also seems to be getting more buff too
Best nickname ever
@38:00
"Wesley what about the ROUS's?"
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
Speaking as a former weird kid that had an obsession with Lost Tapes, I really love the Lost Tapes-esque presentation of the cryptids in this series
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the best explanation for Stellers sea ape! Steller was on a ship and was in constant arguments and disagreements with one of the other guys on the ship (I can’t remember who or what position he held), so the theory goes that the “sea ape” was him just making fun of that guy. Calling him an ape with the face of a dog and getting away with it. It’s my favorite explanation for any cryptic ever
I was hoping I wasn't the only one that knew about this story!
The captain of the ship that Steller was voyaging on gave Steller a single 10 hour period to go out and actually explore and document things, so Steller didn't like him. A month after that period, Steller wrote about the sea ape.
Ironically, that captain died about 3 months later from scurvy
@@ant5946take that, Cap'n!
200 years from now, people will read "yo mama" jokes and think it was a cryptid sighting
I wasn't expecting to find the Quetzalcoatl in your cryptid iceberg! I grew in a city from Mexico named Coatzacoalcos which in Náhuatl means "place where the serpent hides" named after the supposed sighting of the Quetzalcoatl. Greetings from Mexico!
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
@@p-__but like... Why?
“Qoatzelquetel”
@@swyjix i have never heard anyone say Quetzalcoatl the was wendigoon says it i was genuinely confused
I heard of it when researching rayquaza
I don't know if you've covered it. But swedish folklore has a lot of unique and interessting cryptids that you might enjoy :)
can give you two examples:
Näcken. A creature most commonly known to take the shape of a young man playing a violin. He's said to dwell near rivers where he sits naked playing his enchanting tunes, luring you closer to then drown you. He's sometimes said to teach people how to play, and this later results in the one playing becoming obsessed and mad. Same goes for people listening to the one playing his toons.
Mylingar. These are the unwanted children, killed by their parents or buried without being given a name. They are not often seen but are said to take the shapes of giant shadows or apparitions of children, though they can frequently be heard crying out for help or to be given a name. If you wander alone in the night they might jump on your back, weighing you down and demanding you carry them to a sacred place (mostly a graveyard) so that they can have peace. Other ways to help them is to tell them that they can have your own name or finding the body and giving it a propper burial and a name.
The Mngwa. My grandmother's father had 5 farms at the foot of Kilimanjaro. He had rigged shotgun traps around the home because of big cats, among them the mngwa, and had actually triggered one himself one night and my great grandmother had to amputate it on the kitchen table
the rant about copying cryptids and making up a more unique cryptid on the spot reminds me of when I was 10 and made up legend while walking the Appalachian trail and being taught how trail markings work, when I asked what if there's more than 2 lines on a tree I was told "I guess the painter was crazy then"
sparking the idea that there's a "crazy man" out in the woods who was the person whose job was to paint the trail markings but went nuts.
this was then compounded on top of reading through messages in a wooden post box on the trail where someone said "the monkeys were following them" which then made me think of monkeys dropping a stone on the trail painter's head to make him go crazy and become the monkey's leader, marking his territory with more than 2 trail markings and paint boot marks up in the trees
edit: typos
note: I wrote this before finishing the video and had no idea about the Agropelter, which sounds similar to the monkeys the trail note I read years ago mentioned
On god bro
Put this man on the tier list
Crazy
You're gonna make a great GM one day 😂
sounds actually interesting
Gooning so hard
Let the Goon Sesh begin! 😂
Hello fellow gooners. Are we prepared to goon all over the place?
who up wending they goon?
WHAT IS GOONING 😭😭
I prefer MOON GOONING
Wendigoon has inspired me with his rant about Altie. I'm coming up with my own cryptid to increase tourism to my house and get some notoriety:
The Weepy Recluse
The Weepy Recluse has been described as a humanoid type creature who can mimic both the appearance and vocal sound of either an adult or child human female. This includes long hair coming from their scalp, weeping that sounds like a human feminine voice, and an anywhere from 4 foot 11-6 foot slender figure.
However, these creatures will always have the face of a cat-like creature upon closer inspection. They also have light red-ish or brown hairs covering their skin, that can shed much like a dog or house cat. Some theorize that, like domestic cats, these creatures have learned to mimic human behavior as they evolved to meet their needs.
The Weepy Recluse have been known to seek shelter in abandoned structures, and occasionally even inhabited homes. They will forage from the space and create their own "nests". They have been known to steal food, blankets, and other materials from humans nearby to complete their spaces.
When threatened, The Weepy Recluse will attack ferociously. They are rumored to leave scratches and bites that have some kind of poisonous residue, which causes a gangrenous effect in someone unlucky enough to be scratched.
While some stories of them are frightening, most note that The Weepy Recluse seem "more scared of them than they are of it". While it is not advised to approach one of these creatures, some have noted a positive response to giving the creature food. One woman even claimed that a Weepy Recluse would visit her home frequently for meals, and may have brought other Recluses with them.
Alright, that's my cryptids. Hope you all enjoyed!
Edit: Shit, I forgot to mention for my own notoriety and tourism - I totally have one or something.
Really hope you would’ve looked more into the sea ape story. It’s a lot more interesting then you’d think. Stellar was a reapected and trustworthy whitness, however the leading theory is the sea ape is a caricature of his captain he just really hated.
Yeah.
I think the funniest thing is that the angriest ive ever seen wendigoon is over people stealing the lock ness myth and putting it into their lake.
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
Don't translate.......
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.
@@ville__ Nuh uh
Hmm, better steal grandpa’s heart pills now…
It's not over yet Tier 7 has the Bear lake monster and he's got the chance to do a "Are there any other squirdwards I should know about?!" bit And it cuts to the Utah Lake monster splashing in the 5 foot deep kiddie pool of a lake that is Utah Lake with it's dog head and reptilian plesiosaur body
Small correction. The account that you mentioned of Stellar's Sea Ape was made in the 1700s, not the 1900s like you said. Georg Stellar died in 1746 so he physically could not have lol. He was actually a pretty renowned biologist who discovered animals like Stellar's Sea Cow and Stellar's Sea Eagle which does lend some credence to the story. Great video!
Important detail as well is that in the modern day it is often believed that the whole “sighting” didn’t occur, and what where reading is his personal opinions of the captain of the ship, he also refers to the creature as the “Dutch sea ape” the captain was a Dutch man with a distinctive grey bushy mustache.
I saw your comment copied verbatim by one of those bots.
you boggled my mind when he said that was in 1974 like wtf 😂
I just gotta say, thank you so much. You’ve gotten me through many long trips with your long form videos. I travel around quite a lot for my job and your videos going over niche topics I’m interested in is an absolute blessing to keep me company in my hours long trips. I absolutely love your videos and am excited to see more!!
He doesn’t care about you stop taking this so seriously. I’ve seen so many comments like this, you UA-cam commentors are so cringey and such virgins😂. He doesn’t care about you go outside m, talk to a woman, and stop watching UA-cam videos all day😂😂
Im creating a new cryptid: its called the shlormbo, it is 6 inches tall, looks like a beaver with 8 legs, and eats your ear wax every 3rd Tuesday of the month. (Rejoice rejoice)
Never in my life would I ever think I'd see Wendigoon ranting for 5 minutes about why there's too many Loch Mess monster knockoffs
I think you asked why the Teratorn went extinct despite its dominance at some point. I'm a Paleo student, so I actually know this one! Organisms with a large body size are easier to drive to extinction because they require more food, have a slower reproductive rate and so evolve more slowly, and have a low population density because each individual needs more space to stay alive.
NO, it was because dey wuz rayciss n sheeeit
@@Mike-es2ygShits hilarious dog. Is your next banger an attack helicopter bit
Never been very much into cryptids, I usually skip videos on this. But I gotta say that this was super awesome and entertaining and I am going to watch everything now. I know I saw a video or two on this channel before, but this is so entertaining, I'm now hooked and going on a deep dive now to watch all the other videos.
21:40
I really want to see a artistic interpretation of this "catfish with human legs who only comes out when it rains to drink puddles" creature Wendigooner came out with.
Also, I can't believe N'wahs are an actual cryptid. Praise Dagoth Ur.
The Sixth House is risen!
Ive downloaded every wendigoon video, the unsub podcast you went on, and the creepcasts and I've been rewatching them over and over while deployed. God bless you for keeping me sane while I'm away from home
Stay safe soldier 🫡
Means a lot my guy, get home safe
Rip to your storage 😂 theres digital archives out there too man damn haha. Even on Spotify, which I use. You can download easier on there i think. Got all his pods & some folks put his vids in audio form on there as well. Try that out as well too man. Thank you for your service, im just trying to give you an easier handsfree way of doing it. If you have bluetooth earbuds youre set. For the little free time you prob have serving our country & what not, dont want you to waste it.
Bc I have nothing but respect for a WendiGang member in the army who just wants to hear ab some cryptids lol
Yes, & stay safe as well 🫡
(Im sleepy & realizing apps like spotify prob wont work too well over there if they have no free download feature but eh.
i meant well)
@@Wendigoon wouldn't have it any other way Wendi
@@Tw0Dots dw bro I have a burner phone with nothing but movies, TV, and UA-cam videos
In Norway we have our own 'Nessie' in Seljordsormen or "The worm of Seljord". Though that's more like a sea serpent. Worth noting that it got on the actual national news. UA-cam "Loch Ness Monster Migrates to Norway?", user Corpus Delicti for a recording of it.
I'd say it deserves more than an F just based on that report.
22:07 lmao wendigoon sounds like a dissapointed/burnt out dad on a roadtrip that's about to "turn this car around" if the kids hit eachother one more time
Someone has probably told you this before, but as someone who lives in Tasmania, Australia, I feel the need to point out that “Thylacine” is pronounced “thigh-La-seen”.
And yes, some people who live here, still believe they exist in the remote areas of Tasmania.
Thanks, as Americans we have to mispronounce things so it’s important to know how to pronounce them correctly so we don’t do that.
@Quincy_Morris is that why wendi kept saying "well" instead of whale?
WORT??
Considering the ridiculous animals we know exist in Australia, I'd believe it.
Forest Galante believes they exist in either Tasmania or PNG. He was on Joe Rogan.
33:57
"After that, we have the N'wah."
Elder Scrolls brain: "The WHAT?!?"
Such a grand and intoxicating imagination!
Should be S tier for that reason alone
SAAAME
Milk Drinker!
My favorite part of watching wendigoon is when he says “Ladies and Gentlemen, THATS wen to goon”
Seeing Dad scold Nessie ripoffs was like watching a younger sibling that I don't particularly like get in trouble for something they absolutely deserved to get in trouble for; truly majestic.
@33:37 My favorite bit of myth like this is the Questing Beast from Arthurian Legend.
The strange creature has the head and neck of a serpent, the body of a leopard, the haunches of a lion and the feet of a hart
My guy, that's a Giraffe.
Better than the Chinese who literally thought it was a unicorn. To the point that even today they still use the word for unicorn when talking about it.
QB also had a voice like 30 hunting hounds
imagine being haunted by the description of a snake headed spotted lion creature, only to then meet an actual giraffe. I know they can be provoked and could probably fk you up if one wanted to, but giraffes really are just vibes.
Like 👁️👅👁️ goofy asses. God bless them.
The fact we can have actual ROUSes, this is undeniably scary. The fact the Princess Bride could actually be on point about that is terrifying.
oh god my nightmares
I was on a drug bender on the south side of chicago back in my late teens, and saw a couple rats the size of cats and one the size of a medium sized dog. The guy I was squatting with told me he had seen bigger, and that about 1/4th of the shootings in the area were people defending themselves against large rats at night. I'm not sure about man sized rats, but dog sized rats in American cities is definitely a thing, especially housing project rats, those things are just built different 💯
Honestly, the vidoes where the content frustrates you are my favorite videos lol. Love hearing your true opinions on various topics
I love how increasingly sassy wendi-dad gets the deeper he goes on the iceberg. Isiah is probably one of the most genuine and earnest youtubers out there but he suffers no fools when it comes to cryptids. I love it
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.
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Who tf is Isiah?!
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Wendigoon never fails to slaughter innocent lives to make Cryptid Icebergs
They were collaborators.
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
@@p-__its 2024 & this cringe is still happening
Your name is very accurate brother 😂 youre super quotable haha
@Tw0Dots at least he said something different
The Agropelter being used to add mystery to what was most likely a perfectly explainable accident is pretty interesting. Similar to how the slide rock bolted was used by miners to explain deaths that were most likely caused by land slides.
Excited for part 6! Always a joy winding down at the end of the day to stuff like this.
For those who liked Cryptid from Brazil, here are some cool ones:
A mula sem cabeça (The headless Mule):
is a ghost of a woman who was cursed for giving herself up to a priest and was condemned to transform into a mule that has fire instead of a head, galloping through the fields from sunset on Thursday until sunrise Friday sun. The myth has several variations regarding the sin that turned the cursed woman into a monster.
Boto cor de rosa (Pink Boto):
Boto who transforms into a beautiful and seductive man. In human form, the boto seduces women to impregnate them. These women are abandoned by the being, who returns to the river in his animal form.
Cuca:
is a mythical being responsible for kidnapping disobedient children. Cuca stalks people's homes at night and captures children who don't sleep at the right time and are restless. This legend was commonly used as a way to scare children.
Could you talk more about boto cor de rosa? What is the animal form and how did this myth start?
@@svea880 boto cor de rosa is just a pink dolphin. It most likely started because of Brazil's high percentage of absent fathers. So locals would call the newly not married pregnant women "boto's woman" as a very roundabout way to probably shame them. I dont doubt they really believed in Boto though. Its also commonly said that the Boto habitates the Amazonian rivers
Mula is one of the cool obscure ones, I like to think of it as the headless horseman meets horse of the apocalypse.
@@svea880 O boto cor de rosa is a river dolphin that lives in the Amazon rivers.
He is a legend of indigenous origin. It is said that he appears close to the festival days in June, in his human form he is dressed in white and with a large hat.
Apparently this legend was a way for women to explain how they ended up getting pregnant at parties and didn't know who the father was because he disappeared the same night.
It's more of a funny legend than a really serious one, especially nowadays.
@@Akira909- that is actually kinda funny… I’m up north and we just say our dads went to get milk and never came back.
Thank you for forever changing the way I see the world for the better. I've followed your channel for almost a year now and you quickly became one of my top 3 favorite youtubers of all time (no I'm not exaggerating). The amount of effort, including research, dedication to your interests, and overall life balance you show with your content is very inspiring. I humbly ask if you can look into something called the Emerald Tablets if you haven't already. Don't worry about making a video about it unless you choose too. Much love from California
“ changing the way I see the world” bro he’s just a youtuber😂. He doesn’t know or care about you calm down. I swear you youtube commentors are so cringey and genuinely think these UA-camrs care about you. Calm down and make some real life friends virgin . Stop taking it so seriously and acting as if you know him as a person, talk to a woman and stop watching UA-cam videos all day. Incel 😂😂
“ changing the way I see the world” bro he’s just a youtuber😂. He doesn’t know or care about you calm down. I swear you youtube commentors are so cringey and genuinely think these UA-camrs care about you. Calm down and make some real life friends virg1n . Stop taking it so seriously and acting as if you know him as a person, talk to a woman and stop watching UA-cam videos all day. Inncel😂😂
there is actually a sea lion that is called the Steller's sea lion and they are predominantly in the northwest and northeast in North America, including Alaska. They are also near-threatened so seeing one in '74 and not seeing it again may be the reason
31:40 you sure about that date? I only bring it up because Stellar would have been *checks notes* 265 years old in 1974… and Stellar visited Alaska in the 1740’s.
"Most animals that exist are probably real" is going in the book with "People die when they are killed"
Tennesse Wildman is soooo nostalgic lol. My family had a friend who would do halloween hayrides where someone would hide in the woods in a gorilla suit waiting to jumpscare the cart lololol. We called it something different though, I can't remember what it was.
In NOVA, specifically the Fairfax area, we have the bunny man, such fun lore and theories, the tunnel is so freaky in person and the drive there is also sketchy, couldn’t drive through it knowing so guaranteed fast way back
You mean the rabbit themed gimp suit guy?
Our lovable boy's descent into "watch other video or use zoom in on the text, it isn't my problem", and his recent expansion into other podcasts/groups make me happy he's the exact right amount of crazy. Taking on new responsibilities he enjoys, but not overwhelming himself. Nice
...gives more sell out vibes but sure
@@50blessings13he’s getting more successful, that means accepting more opportunities. this is his job now. not a sell out, he’s just doing well!
@@50blessings13"selling out" by joining podcasts about what he specifically is interested in, interacting with the content he started on before analyzing it, or watching certain series in his area of interest alongside the creators's? Which sold out the most for you between people selling dating strategies, the UA-cam "how to make 100k a day" vids, or this?
@@jayzell3687 I ain't reading allat
Watching the new Wendigoon video within a minute of it dropping may be my crowning achievement in life
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
"That's sad" would be an understatement
Try living a little then
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.
My crowning achievement is 4 hours late
Shovel headed whale looks a lot like a massive sturgeon. Those F'ers can be over 20 feet. And are probably the reasonable explanation for a lot of lake cryptids
My heart sparks with joy everytime u talk about brazil !! I hope u talk about other crypts from here too
Wanna know something neat? Japan has a creature called the Umibozu, the sea monk. Dark, human-shaped giant creature in the sea.
Wendigoon’s pronunciation of Quetzalcoatl 8:47 absolutely SENT me 💀💀 not because it was incorrect but because it was so unlike any variation of Quetzalcoatl I’ve ever heard… makes me wonder if it’s correct and I’ve been wrong this whole time
Same! But I don’t know how you pronounce it but all I know is that according to the culture he is soooo pronouncing it different
Toemaytoe towmawtow.
Montana montaña 🙏
Properly pronouncing Aztec terms and names is a skill almost exclusive to mexicans. It's like a birthright.
I've usually heard it ket-zal-KWAH-tul, that being said I'm only an American who studied Spanish
I've been saying
Coo-wets-soo-koh-wah-tehl
I've got a crazy theory of what some of the lake/river monsters could be. It could possibly be people seeing huge alligator snapping turtles that are extending their necks. Most people only see snapping turtles with their heads poking out of their shells when they're on land but they will extend their necks out pretty far in the water. They will quickly pull them back if they feel threatened like hearing a noise from the bank. Alligator snapping turtles are pretty gnarly looking too.
Man, I can't wait when you will cover Gaur cryptid
Yeah me too
When I hear a cryptid has “glowing red eyes” I immediately think “Come on another one?”
The glowing mudskipper sounds like a Fallout enemy
3:34 I want to see you guzzle it. If that's the visual representation of tasting to prove something then I'm not convinced.
I know you have a segment to roll there and it's not audibly pleasant for some to listen to the swallowing, but the scriptwriter should have spent time on emphasizing the drinking it rather than the wine-taste-test style. It luckily didn't tell you to spit, he had that much consideration when copying the wine-test schematic xD.
-edit: The Glowing Mudskipper gets honorary S-tier from me. (honorary because still officially disqualified with honorary D-tier)
Have you heard of the Dark Watchers of California? They're said to be giant shadow people that inhabit the Santa Lucia mountains, often depicted with wide-brim hats and walking sticks. They're said to watch travels from above, still and silent. If one attempts to get close, they disappear.
The sightings go back, too. The native Chumash have peoples similar to their depictions, and Spanish settlers also reported their own sightings. Even Steinbeck mentions them in a short story, 'Flight'.
No one knows who or what they are, or much less what their intentions are, leading to a very interesting mystery to this day.
I hope he talks about that I’ve never heard of it. Sound sick.
I love when the Wendussy blesses us with his presence 🙏
bruh
The Wendussy is deep
Wendigussy 😳😳
My farts are better Wendigoon’s farts 💨
Usually the deeper the iceberg goes, the weirder or creepier the things get. It seems like when it comes to cryptids though, the top tier ones are the most popular because they’re the coolest. Yes there are some exceptions but they’re far outnumbered by copy paste monkey people and lake monsters
ye weird that innit
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.
Copy/paste =similar stories for thousands of years , yet still people don't believe
@@canadianmmaguy7511 I believe in that small towns will do and say anything to attract tourists for money.
@Vaeldarg okay, but will dozens of native tribes with no contact all have simular stories?
Are they all in on the tourism scam too?
They spoke different languages then each other and had no contact.
Have natives all had a conspiracy to lie to their children from Australia with yowies to Canada with pine apes for 3000 years?
Just so they could have tourism in the 16th centuries?
My theorie about the Quetzalcoatl (being from the region of Centralamerica myself) is that it is just inspire by the Quetzales, a real life bird which fethers were quite precious for mesoamericans and who is called "the serpent bird". Also, I suspect the interpretation in Anglo circles is of a god of evil and destricction but I rather see him as a calm and misterious rain deity
The Tennessee Wildman is unique to me because it's not really Bigfoot, but moreso a "mountain man" like you'd typically see in horror films, such as "Wrong Turn." Also, it's kind of funny to imagine grizzly addams being a cryptid
The real cryptids are the friends we made along the way.
The real cryptid is the government
Living wage is the cryptid I search for daily
Because it’s unclear if they actually exist or not.