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  • @michaelz.3993
    @michaelz.3993 5 років тому +5833

    Max is the kind of guy to use rotting meat as a transition screen

    • @witheredscars3914
      @witheredscars3914 5 років тому +26

      Wait a minute...

    • @liamjimenez8634
      @liamjimenez8634 5 років тому +66

      And that meat is called chorizo. It's a Mexican food.

    • @witheredscars3914
      @witheredscars3914 5 років тому +119

      @@liamjimenez8634 thanks for giving us info

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 років тому +43

      Max the type of nigga

    • @deejaykbo
      @deejaykbo 5 років тому +12

      So boys I have a theory that the Oreos they got in this vid is apart of one of the unreleased vids that they shit talk about . If we bring this to cold ones to get a confirmation will be God’s .

  • @NeutralBananaMmm
    @NeutralBananaMmm 6 років тому +5936

    Who let max into america without adult supervision?

  • @pokedexter3337
    @pokedexter3337 6 років тому +6486

    Max would have a seizure if he saw a Costco.

    • @kbeno9467
      @kbeno9467 6 років тому +335

      We have Costco in Australia lol

    • @lunatunasalad
      @lunatunasalad 5 років тому +42

      Sam's Club

    • @cmanlovespancakes
      @cmanlovespancakes 5 років тому +85

      Costco and similar are shit unless you have a large family or need it for a business. You won't save any money compared to shopping at a Walmart etc unless you buy a couple of years worth of items. Which is great if you have a large family but most people loose money at these types of stores since many times it is cheaper to buy at a supermarket when items are on sale.

    • @ofclown9458
      @ofclown9458 5 років тому +76

      Charles Schutz but then were do I get my gallon drums of mayonnaise?

    • @randallproductions5503
      @randallproductions5503 5 років тому +23

      We have have Costco’s in Australia

  • @hollisbarels3484
    @hollisbarels3484 5 років тому +2046

    "do you guys have anything smaller?" nope we got everything huge. go fat or go home

    • @alun3z
      @alun3z 5 років тому +35

      guess im goin home

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 років тому +27

      well he did both)

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 5 років тому +31

      Go obese or go home merica *fireworks and eagles in the sky*

    • @alexanderfigueroa8261
      @alexanderfigueroa8261 5 років тому +9

      Can’t go home if u die from diabetes

    • @xmissmilkywayx1887
      @xmissmilkywayx1887 4 роки тому +3

      I'll go home thank you

  • @maxmoefoetwo
    @maxmoefoetwo  8 років тому +2624

    NEEDS MORE DRONE SHOTS

  • @jimdingle4521
    @jimdingle4521 5 років тому +367

    4:54 "do yall sell small versions of anything?" lmao bless his heart

    • @jamoross3034
      @jamoross3034 4 роки тому +19

      Jim Dingle *obesity intensifies *

    • @Discust
      @Discust 4 роки тому +2

      Jamo Ross not funny, didn’t laugh

    • @marcoderking12
      @marcoderking12 4 роки тому +21

      @@Discust because you're fat?

    • @Discust
      @Discust 4 роки тому +4

      Marco 8i nah just think people who say “omg this looks like obesity in a can” or something dumb like that are annoying like just eat the candy or something seriously lmao

    •  4 роки тому +6

      @@Discust Why are you so upset?

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 6 років тому +2023

    Here in America, we sacrifice our buggy-cart wheels for our amazing vodka prices.

  • @TherealdealDava
    @TherealdealDava 5 років тому +3190

    Vodka is more expensive in australia because they know your desperate alchoholics that would pay anything

    • @commandbaker3334
      @commandbaker3334 5 років тому +40

      They also have to ship it over to Aussie land

    • @taserrr
      @taserrr 5 років тому +72

      @@commandbaker3334 You do realize they make their own alcohol as it's one of the easiest things to make right?

    • @taserrr
      @taserrr 5 років тому +104

      It's because of taxes, a pack of cigarettes in australia is like 25 dollars or something. The most expensive I've seen in any country by far.

    • @roykevinclavelesmoreno418
      @roykevinclavelesmoreno418 5 років тому

      @@finnorourke4861 lmao

    • @jonnyquest7099
      @jonnyquest7099 5 років тому +3

      Can confirm

  • @Repzion
    @Repzion 8 років тому +3060

    You're very good at the piano.

  • @kogancames1107
    @kogancames1107 6 років тому +987

    Lmao Ian just followed you around saying nothing

    • @stars4nova
      @stars4nova 5 років тому +6

      kogan cames he talked a little bit

    • @thisisnotgavin6862
      @thisisnotgavin6862 5 років тому +69

      kogan cames he said “you’re embarrassing me” to max

  • @TommyTucker091
    @TommyTucker091 7 років тому +3603

    So in America you either get diabetes or become an alcoholic.
    Or bananas.

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 7 років тому +47

      TomTucker yeah, pretty much

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 7 років тому +52

      TomTucker or you just don't shop at Walmart

    • @pwvyres
      @pwvyres 7 років тому +28

      its bad how well that sums up america

    • @hgbugalou
      @hgbugalou 6 років тому +28

      Why not both? Why not all 3?

    • @monkeyman3673
      @monkeyman3673 6 років тому

      Big

  • @egodeth8428
    @egodeth8428 5 років тому +804

    Why did you make me watch various time lapses of rotting food

    • @ididthisforthecomments.5893
      @ididthisforthecomments.5893 5 років тому +54

      Cause life is a hellscape of sorrow and loss.

    • @egodeth8428
      @egodeth8428 5 років тому +7

      Tell me something I don’t know. Still, ewwwwie.

    • @rolandgallardo8688
      @rolandgallardo8688 5 років тому +3

      Cause why not

    • @egodeth8428
      @egodeth8428 4 роки тому

      @Nathan Loring its been a year. I assume i didnt skip because it's on my tv and i usually cant find the remote, it made me wanna search for it though.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 8 років тому +2798

    Wait, isn't Orange Fanta the standard Fanta.

  • @DominicSear
    @DominicSear 8 років тому +411

    Wow Max, great moves - keep it up, I'm proud of you

  • @johndoe46446
    @johndoe46446 8 років тому +3157

    Why do I enjoy watching someone buying items for ones everyday needs in a Walmart?

    • @Van-et4ow
      @Van-et4ow 8 років тому +27

      How would I know?

    • @s0mnolent210
      @s0mnolent210 8 років тому +61

      Cos it's max, he's not a "normal" individual

    • @Duckmanzz
      @Duckmanzz 8 років тому +28

      its interesting seeing all these new products, dont have much of that here in sweden.

    • @myeloon
      @myeloon 8 років тому +92

      Everyday needs?

    • @taeminsant4375
      @taeminsant4375 8 років тому +187

      30 packs of oreos as everyday needs

  • @somethingsock6707
    @somethingsock6707 5 років тому +1692

    In this episode of maxmoefoe: max forgets that there is a difference between $AUD and $USD

    • @boon6744
      @boon6744 5 років тому +138

      somethingsock it’s still really cheap

    • @1cjrules1
      @1cjrules1 5 років тому +71

      @@boon6744 no... the $29.97 vodka in America would be $42 Australian. But it's actually $35 Australian.

    • @1cjrules1
      @1cjrules1 5 років тому +130

      @@Carl_McMelvin um.. what? What does capitalism have to do with anything. Is Australian a communist country??

    • @0SilentLeopard0
      @0SilentLeopard0 5 років тому +10

      @@1cjrules1 Yikes. For the same size here in Australia is about A$50

    • @tiffanyrowland3771
      @tiffanyrowland3771 5 років тому +11

      @@1cjrules1 and that's California prices

  • @alexandrohutt8421
    @alexandrohutt8421 7 років тому +1869

    remember when emojis were called smilies?

    • @noahruitenberg2021
      @noahruitenberg2021 7 років тому +73

      I sitll do...

    • @andresarellano7466
      @andresarellano7466 7 років тому +27

      No

    • @jublywubly
      @jublywubly 7 років тому +97

      Emoji is actually just the Facebook and iPhone name. The original, generic name, is emoticon. (Emotion + Icon) All the brand whores have caused a corruption to the name.
      Smilies were created by a company in the early 2000s to spy on people via their so-called "free" add ons, for various programs and web browsers. Their programs were notoriously riddled with spyware, trojans and viruses.

    • @lizbarber4151
      @lizbarber4151 7 років тому +14

      xXElly DatBoiXx he's just saying something why so mad

    • @beep898
      @beep898 7 років тому +4

      emotion, so much better in my opinion

  • @barkingdolphin9996
    @barkingdolphin9996 7 років тому +520

    "You're embarrassing me"

  • @NicoIsntHere
    @NicoIsntHere 8 років тому +291

    "A big fuck off bucket"
    The best way to describe it I reckon.

  • @royalkaibaby
    @royalkaibaby 4 роки тому +2394

    Ah... a simpler time when you could touch everything at stores......

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 8 років тому +454

    If I lived in America, I would DEFINITELY be an alcoholic.
    I need to get my passport ASAP

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 8 років тому +9

      Walmart seems great. Fuck WOOLIES

    • @entransta
      @entransta 8 років тому +52

      Walmart's pretty great until you realize how horrible they are to their employees.

    • @KarlHerzog
      @KarlHerzog 8 років тому +1

      +Captain Underoos
      Costco then?

    • @entransta
      @entransta 8 років тому +2

      I've never been to a Costco. I've never even seen one.

    • @MangaNyan
      @MangaNyan 8 років тому

      true they are dicks to us

  • @strongserbian1413
    @strongserbian1413 5 років тому +262

    8:01
    The white dots that you see are caused by the X-rays hitting the camera's CCD sensors.
    Similar effects can be seen on Chernobyl camera footages.

  • @WhatAreYouBuyen
    @WhatAreYouBuyen 7 років тому +1872

    The only reason you went to America was for Wallmart?

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 7 років тому +67

      WhatAreYouBuyen Walmart

    • @elizabethcassar9195
      @elizabethcassar9195 7 років тому +52

      WhatAreYouBuyen hell yeah mate is that even a question

    • @Sykohsis
      @Sykohsis 7 років тому +16

      Only one L in Walmart. I call it Shartmart regardless...I used to work there so I would know :(

    • @sirkane5727
      @sirkane5727 7 років тому +9

      I know that feel. They slave drive you to the ground but the pay is fucking fantastic. Glad I left but god do I miss the money.

    • @bumsalami
      @bumsalami 7 років тому +2

      Walmart

  • @voiceoftheguns27
    @voiceoftheguns27 5 років тому +472

    Biggest mistake was going to a Walmart in CA as their prices are absurd. Go to a Walmart in one of the central states and see half of that price for everything.

    • @queenforever3770
      @queenforever3770 5 років тому +7

      Or just a dollar tree

    • @knifecrab9511
      @knifecrab9511 5 років тому +3

      Just don't go to Walmart

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 років тому

      @@Carl_McMelvin why? Except for the prices

    • @Triblearia
      @Triblearia 5 років тому +11

      @@Carl_McMelvin Take your conservatism elsewhere please

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +4

      @@Triblearia Why don't you take your Marxism somewhere else?

  • @justin-db7hw
    @justin-db7hw 6 років тому +458

    I went to a Walmart in america and I asked what time they closed, the women looked at me like i was retarded and said no.

    • @cooliofoolio
      @cooliofoolio 6 років тому +7

      Damn :( that's why we don't shop at Walmart here in South Canada

    • @polyblaunka
      @polyblaunka 6 років тому +6

      My Walmart smells like bread...like always. Every. Time

    • @polyblaunka
      @polyblaunka 6 років тому +2

      the legend 27 wow that must smell good

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 6 років тому +1

      probably all she understood of what you said was 'do you close' so the answer makes sense. idk where you're from so idk if your accent would be hard to understand or maybe she just didn't catch the first part. but most walmart stores say 24 hours on the building so yeah you would get some weird looks for asking that when its on the building in very large letters/numbers.

    • @lordsatanas696
      @lordsatanas696 5 років тому

      Sounds like Squidward to me

  • @austintenney9278
    @austintenney9278 7 років тому +245

    "youre embarrassing me"

  • @dirinc3478
    @dirinc3478 8 років тому +1724

    So do American pot dealers sell weed in buckets or in unreasonably large boxs

    • @bxdvibes6746
      @bxdvibes6746 8 років тому +48

      Edgy Veggie they sell it in bags

    • @bxdvibes6746
      @bxdvibes6746 8 років тому +48

      Edgy Veggie dont ask how i know

    • @dirinc3478
      @dirinc3478 8 років тому +115

      Christopher Potts your last name literally has the word pot in it

    • @Bittergamer1886
      @Bittergamer1886 7 років тому +3

      Me and uh, someone I know, live in Texas. I would never do pot myself of course, but I was curious and he told me they typically come in bags and they're $15-20 a gram here, so not quite stuff you can bulk up on as long as its illegal here. That's just what he told me of course...

    • @SynZ777
      @SynZ777 7 років тому

      They don't put it in a bag where I live, they take the bud and wrap it around in a sandwich bag.

  • @eliasgalvan3633
    @eliasgalvan3633 4 роки тому +76

    5:07 the way max places the oreos is so australian

  • @NeonEcho
    @NeonEcho 8 років тому +1850

    Didn't realise you're hanging out with keemstar 6:40

    • @EnderFlameLawson1
      @EnderFlameLawson1 8 років тому +99

      Stfu roblox kid

    • @re915
      @re915 8 років тому +1

      Oh, hello NeonEcho, I found you in the comment section. lol

    • @AustinFeniak
      @AustinFeniak 8 років тому +17

      prolly bots

    • @turklander4582
      @turklander4582 8 років тому +7

      hey! I saw you sub bot

    • @rammo2k
      @rammo2k 8 років тому +5

      funny gnome meme XD

  • @itzmattz5059
    @itzmattz5059 6 років тому +3449

    Goes to america walmart
    Doesn't look at guns

    • @Kaiyats
      @Kaiyats 6 років тому +43

      Purple Kiwi If your not a US citizen there’s no way you can get them anyway

    • @itzmattz5059
      @itzmattz5059 6 років тому +156

      But you could all ways just take a peek

    • @frailty7280
      @frailty7280 6 років тому +66

      i have never in my life seen guns in a walmart and for fucks sake my pfp is a folded 20$ bill

    • @achooe5443
      @achooe5443 6 років тому +6

      Wulfrvm ur pfp is funny

    • @justen1776
      @justen1776 6 років тому +1

      @@frailty7280 I did

  • @slapchawp3766
    @slapchawp3766 8 років тому +728

    I feel so bad for every Australian missing out on Goldfish. it's the snack the smiles back damnit

    • @lejenddairy
      @lejenddairy 7 років тому +20

      King GB a American Walmart video already looks more interesting then a video of max in Australia. I don't know why. And I live in America so it shouldn't be amusing to see a dude walk around Walmart in America.

    • @snail736
      @snail736 7 років тому +50

      You guys are missin out on bunnings snags mate

    • @pomey13
      @pomey13 7 років тому +19

      we do have Goldfish in Australia, idk what he's talking about

    • @rainbowpanda1277
      @rainbowpanda1277 7 років тому +1

      pomey13 really!?

    • @mekonggiantcatfish202
      @mekonggiantcatfish202 7 років тому +1

      SlapChawp There pretty good

  • @younglibrary5138
    @younglibrary5138 5 років тому +176

    Origins of fat max. Him just buying every type of oreo, soda and cereal at Walmart and eating them all.

  • @SuperCraft1999
    @SuperCraft1999 7 років тому +540

    I bet if I did the math it would be cheaper to fly to America buy a shit ton of vodka and fly back than to just buy it here

    • @solatiumz
      @solatiumz 7 років тому +66

      Lolz have you tried to get something through customs in Australia? Good luck mate!

    • @TheZombieReporter
      @TheZombieReporter 7 років тому +49

      No way your getting that shit through TSA

    • @Theo-vz7en
      @Theo-vz7en 6 років тому +6

      You're never going to get all that vodka through the TSA

    • @UberYEETS
      @UberYEETS 6 років тому +4

      You can bring back 4L maximum

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 6 років тому +20

      Then you have somebody bring explosive gel and do a terrorist act because they '' minded their damn business ''

  • @RespectedSpice
    @RespectedSpice 8 років тому +87

    PLEASE tell me I wasn't the only one impressed by Max's catch at 4:50?

    • @stinot875
      @stinot875 8 років тому +2

      Nothing crazy, but good catch anyway

    • @sergeantwelch3181
      @sergeantwelch3181 8 років тому +6

      how many times do you think they shot that scene lol

    • @hudsonsometimes3874
      @hudsonsometimes3874 6 років тому +1

      It’s was hot as fuck my guy

  • @jhoncenaismyfather7047
    @jhoncenaismyfather7047 8 років тому +670

    I am now just realising how similar Australia and Britain are

    • @jhoncenaismyfather7047
      @jhoncenaismyfather7047 8 років тому +26

      I know this is in America it was just a observation I wanted to share

    • @pulpil10
      @pulpil10 8 років тому +69

      people will get triggered by this comment for some reason

    • @mataisxd5043
      @mataisxd5043 8 років тому +5

      Ive lived in both and they are not at all lmao xd

    • @mataisxd5043
      @mataisxd5043 8 років тому +12

      lol ill get back to you when you have a braincell

    • @what9745
      @what9745 8 років тому +58

      Because all Australians are British prisoners

  • @mothman20
    @mothman20 7 місяців тому +8

    Coming back to these videos years later is pretty refreshing compared to what youtube is full of now

  • @nicolasa.4304
    @nicolasa.4304 8 років тому +1935

    still doesnt compare to a good bunnings snag

    • @nicksteber2785
      @nicksteber2785 8 років тому +56

      you are a fucking legend

    • @cataractamoana7482
      @cataractamoana7482 8 років тому

      i don't get it??

    • @funnemanboy
      @funnemanboy 8 років тому +70

      +cataracta moana I'm guessing you're not Australian.

    • @cataractamoana7482
      @cataractamoana7482 8 років тому

      p00patr00pa nope can you plz elaborate sir??

    • @cammyhill9751
      @cammyhill9751 8 років тому +51

      cataracta moana its a sausage in a piece of white bread (not a roll) with onions and tomato sauce, and you get it at any Bunnings (hardware store) on Saturdays and Sunday's

  • @FilmsGio
    @FilmsGio 8 років тому +124

    Imagine seeing a fully grown man in a shopping centre with a camera zooming and talking to food

  • @VolatileBrian
    @VolatileBrian 7 років тому +587

    Max just insulted and summed up almost everything about America in 8 minutes
    What a fucking god

    • @jeannette2740
      @jeannette2740 7 років тому

      Volatile Brian I

    • @krombopulosmicheal7927
      @krombopulosmicheal7927 7 років тому +1

      tyler kaiser so are you

    • @he_cat
      @he_cat 7 років тому

      Minx The fact that this shit exists is sad.

    • @elseaustin2762
      @elseaustin2762 7 років тому

      Mr.Smuggypuss the fact you have a problem with it is sad

    • @he_cat
      @he_cat 7 років тому

      Else Austin How is caring about massive global problems sad? Are you dumb?

  • @familyvids4kids828
    @familyvids4kids828 5 років тому +274

    I'm sure everyone has seen this video more than once

  • @hiimspongebob7251
    @hiimspongebob7251 8 років тому +1458

    Why is there so much emoji shit in America

    • @fuckingchump8975
      @fuckingchump8975 8 років тому +208

      I'm from America, lived here almost all my life and I've yet to find a good reason why we mass market emoji shit.

    • @reet7932
      @reet7932 8 років тому +183

      12 year old girls with booty shorts who spam the fire and tongue emojis. That's why.

    • @stercat8306
      @stercat8306 7 років тому +24

      iLikeTurtles2001 I honestly never see emoji stuff but I think they were in California and I am in Texas so it might be different there

    • @miathapapaya
      @miathapapaya 7 років тому +18

      Some weird emoji trend was going on for kids last year. For awhile it was emoji EVERYTHING

    • @hiimspongebob7251
      @hiimspongebob7251 7 років тому +3

      lol

  • @Chubbs
    @Chubbs 8 років тому +280

    Beautiful

  • @brandonrspwnerrrtest
    @brandonrspwnerrrtest 8 років тому +536

    how cheap them bottles are is actually pissing me off

    • @nastyboyaidan6274
      @nastyboyaidan6274 8 років тому +10

      Vegetarian Dons Your grammar is pissing me off.

    • @brandonrspwnerrrtest
      @brandonrspwnerrrtest 8 років тому +29

      We're commenting on UA-cam, do you actaully give a fuck, fuckin' virgin bitch.

    • @tribemaster101
      @tribemaster101 8 років тому

      they don't have as much alcoholic content. It's water with a bit of ethanol lol

    • @camr666
      @camr666 8 років тому +1

      The Walmart I go to only has vodka that cheap. Doesn't even have the flavored ones...and crown royal is $45, where I can go to a total wine, Costco or SAMs club and get a handle of crown for about $27.

    • @Thenematicphase
      @Thenematicphase 8 років тому

      steam cards are fucking expensive

  • @benepic3101
    @benepic3101 5 років тому +124

    Hey, vsauce, decaying sausage here

  • @bumblemae
    @bumblemae 8 років тому +213

    this video was not good for my crippling fear of mold. I'm ready to die.

    • @nutlet1
      @nutlet1 8 років тому

      qgreed

    • @justind71
      @justind71 8 років тому

      macdawg03 made me feel sick too

    • @mashedpotatobros5
      @mashedpotatobros5 8 років тому

      Heyoo

    • @kerrt8439
      @kerrt8439 8 років тому +26

      Fear of mold?

    • @bumblemae
      @bumblemae 8 років тому +2

      DERRG idk where it came from, it just kinda popped up and i'll legit start crying if i see anything moldy.

  • @arachnidjds2406
    @arachnidjds2406 7 років тому +1003

    Smell the capitalism, max

    • @gowanator
      @gowanator 7 років тому +30

      arachnidjds You can hide, but you can't run from capitalism!

    • @wasteman6069
      @wasteman6069 7 років тому +18

      Коммунизм.

    • @damnman677
      @damnman677 6 років тому +15

      АDОLРЋ ЋIТLЕГ fuk off my entire family lived in yugoslavia everyone had enough money but now its pure aids

    • @jaggerjdm9787
      @jaggerjdm9787 6 років тому +18

      Australia is capitalist lmao

    • @strayjames8751
      @strayjames8751 6 років тому +3

      yep, obesity = capitalism. seems about right.

  • @wv.
    @wv. 7 років тому +372

    The thing that makes me laugh is when he films random people all of a sudden xD

  • @guts9819
    @guts9819 3 роки тому +17

    Ian saying: “You’re embarrassing me” while max plays with cheeseballs is really funny for some reason

  • @zura5904
    @zura5904 7 років тому +874

    I wish i could travel around with my friends like that omg

    • @drobey4949
      @drobey4949 7 років тому +1

      safiaa ikr that would be so funny

    • @Evitaschannel
      @Evitaschannel 7 років тому +46

      You can? Work hard save money have foreign friends and go fucking do it!

    • @ryanharvey1610
      @ryanharvey1610 7 років тому +87

      Well first u need friends

    • @blakes8901
      @blakes8901 7 років тому +61

      I wish I had friends

    • @dietcokeluvr777
      @dietcokeluvr777 6 років тому +3

      i wish i had friends omg

  • @gaigeriel
    @gaigeriel 8 років тому +133

    Did max go to 3 Walmarts, and buy a fuck ton of junk food that he won't be able to get in Australia?

    • @entransta
      @entransta 8 років тому +137

      Yeah. Did you not watch the video?

    • @gaigeriel
      @gaigeriel 8 років тому +4

      Captain Underoos tl;dw

    • @Succdart
      @Succdart 8 років тому +2

      It's still sealed. He can bring it all. Have you never traveled?

    • @thecombatwombat833
      @thecombatwombat833 8 років тому

      You can bring food over as long as you have declared it and it wont affect the australian eco system

    • @gaigeriel
      @gaigeriel 8 років тому

      ShlongJohn was joking. Calm down

  • @collintowne8507
    @collintowne8507 7 років тому +78

    I lost it at "big fuckoff bucket"

  • @chickenalsomoose
    @chickenalsomoose 4 роки тому +66

    somebody out there has a cooler that maxmoefoe laid in and i cant tell whether thats a good or bad thing.

  • @josevera3294
    @josevera3294 7 років тому +677

    He looks like a Walmart version of harry styles

    • @vxughan
      @vxughan 7 років тому +1

      jose vera Still peng though

    • @sadtrash
      @sadtrash 7 років тому +45

      other way around, mate

    • @beaujordan8355
      @beaujordan8355 7 років тому

      Milky Man214 oh fuck

    • @jules6023
      @jules6023 7 років тому

      Milky Man214 😹😹

    • @jakehey6924
      @jakehey6924 7 років тому

      Aldi*

  • @phdonny
    @phdonny 8 років тому +1548

    What is this Casey Neistat?

    • @cgm4379
      @cgm4379 8 років тому +7

      ikr

    • @cgm4379
      @cgm4379 8 років тому +42

      ***** U jelly m8?

    • @cgm4379
      @cgm4379 8 років тому +43

      ***** When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself.

    • @phdonny
      @phdonny 8 років тому +3

      Joke
      Your head.

    • @jackcallow1666
      @jackcallow1666 8 років тому

      DANNELT maxmoefe...

  • @highspeedhayden
    @highspeedhayden 8 років тому +141

    When u realize max has enough money to waste on Walmart and on business seats to Australia

    • @bosstrash8461
      @bosstrash8461 8 років тому +1

      business seats? is that why they were so fancy?

    • @ackaaa22
      @ackaaa22 8 років тому +12

      And those were some good business seats too, I've been on business that's worse than that before.

    • @victoriavonheals2384
      @victoriavonheals2384 8 років тому +3

      Those looked like 777 business class seats.

    • @sarrawh
      @sarrawh 8 років тому +3

      And the Gucci bag lol

    • @BradleyDS90
      @BradleyDS90 8 років тому +1

      Dude's loaded for sure haha

  • @zandig5936
    @zandig5936 5 років тому +64

    Max going through candy at various Walmart’s:
    End of aisle : *bananas*

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 4 роки тому

      In our defense cookies go good with bananas

  • @Crashburn1313
    @Crashburn1313 7 років тому +372

    Wait... Fanta comes in pineapple?

    • @vanillacreme305
      @vanillacreme305 7 років тому +18

      um. yes. it has, for quite some time.

    • @akstudios9426
      @akstudios9426 7 років тому +38

      It’s from the world of diabetes and cancer

    • @Crashburn1313
      @Crashburn1313 7 років тому +16

      Not in England, man. Americans have more flavour choices than I've ever known

    • @Crashburn1313
      @Crashburn1313 7 років тому +1

      AK 47 hmm good point.

    • @DustyTomahawk
      @DustyTomahawk 6 років тому +9

      In any major Australian supermarket ive only seen orange and raspberry.... You americans are ballin in flavours

  • @lavenzaa
    @lavenzaa 8 років тому +374

    Holy fuck, I live in Russia and we don't have vodka bottles this big here.

    • @jfolsourees
      @jfolsourees 8 років тому +111

      we sell revolvers here to children

    • @georgia673
      @georgia673 8 років тому +17

      You live in a magical place.

    • @fuyamako
      @fuyamako 8 років тому +4

      у нас либо 0.5 либо нихрена😂 с друой стороны, люди либо меньше пить будут, либо больше денег тратить на больше бутылок. все продумано

    • @lavenzaa
      @lavenzaa 8 років тому +7

      Martin O'Dwyer и после всего этого именно о русских стереотипы типа мы водку вместо воды пьем. Да американцы к этому вон лучше нас приспособлены 😂

    • @fuyamako
      @fuyamako 8 років тому +1

      +lavenza 😂😂😂

  • @angelica8846
    @angelica8846 7 років тому +187

    The bananas in the candy section is pissing me off, why aren't they with the other fruit?

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 7 років тому +3

      Smol Idiot Cos it's a hybrid food just like the candy.Bananas aren't real fruits.So it belong there actually

    • @zephyrna6249
      @zephyrna6249 7 років тому +7

      They usually are. Idk why that was there

    • @mrgoldfish7452
      @mrgoldfish7452 7 років тому +30

      Because it's America. They don't know the difference.

    • @heimskr2881
      @heimskr2881 7 років тому +14

      My American ego is hurt.
      I don't know why it's in the candy section either though XD

    • @cutiecake5oo7
      @cutiecake5oo7 7 років тому

      I ruined 69 ;)

  • @konradhamilton5649
    @konradhamilton5649 5 років тому +21

    "What's your biggest pet peeve of american supermarkets?" "The prices are way lower and you get a ton more food."

  • @Yaboiwild
    @Yaboiwild 8 років тому +112

    3:32 Jesus Christ did you see that guy's forehead

    • @CalamityM
      @CalamityM 8 років тому +5

      I came.

    • @XxKrAzYLeTTexX
      @XxKrAzYLeTTexX 8 років тому +18

      yeah...but did u see his balls? twice as big.

    • @jonathan7290
      @jonathan7290 8 років тому +43

      Dead leafy meme that only lasted a day

    • @jwizzo
      @jwizzo 8 років тому +9

      leave my baby alone

    • @tohuia5740
      @tohuia5740 8 років тому +4

      It would be nice if he gave leafy half of his forehead, so he can put in it on his chin. Then everyone would be happy

  • @OneHuntiBoi
    @OneHuntiBoi 8 років тому +301

    Casey is that you? youve become younger and Australian

    • @MisaloSloe
      @MisaloSloe 8 років тому +23

      TylersTerrifyingADVENTURE and less ugly

    • @nicolehenke9542
      @nicolehenke9542 8 років тому +1

      TylersTerrifyingADVENTURE right? I thought he was copying Casey too

    • @GhostLyricist
      @GhostLyricist 8 років тому +12

      Not copying, it's an obvious parody. He even used the same music.

    • @bennash6797
      @bennash6797 8 років тому +1

      Hey what was that song he used

    • @merijn6872
      @merijn6872 8 років тому +38

      And funnier

  • @UltraKev81
    @UltraKev81 8 років тому +228

    I got diabetes from watching this video.

    • @ihavenolife3022
      @ihavenolife3022 7 років тому +22

      I can relate

    • @Kulbinator
      @Kulbinator 7 років тому

      same

    • @carlycrockett7450
      @carlycrockett7450 7 років тому

      Runewell i have diabeties..my blood sugar went up watching this..lol!

    • @blackassasin175
      @blackassasin175 7 років тому

      Heart disease*

    • @riley1875
      @riley1875 7 років тому

      You'll get diabetes by just going on American soil.
      I can say this cuz I'm American

  • @Mr._Pollo
    @Mr._Pollo Рік тому +3

    Coming back to this classic 7 years later and it’s still a banger! I miss this era of UA-cam 🥲

  • @Bman123101
    @Bman123101 7 років тому +437

    Welcome to America where bigger is better

    • @ratwoman248
      @ratwoman248 7 років тому +4

      Nah ITS THE SAME FOR US TOO

    • @lola-em3gv
      @lola-em3gv 7 років тому +8

      Walid Jama awww thank you so much, that comment really fills my heart with love

    • @puppyrave
      @puppyrave 7 років тому +14

      Walid Jama We aren't all fat. There's alot of us who are skinny, and alot of us who are fat. Just like everywhere on the world. People can control if they are fat or skinny, but alot of people can't. It's just the way it is.

    • @Spentastic
      @Spentastic 7 років тому +3

      PikslapGames China won the olympics in 2008

    • @dreampaste5499
      @dreampaste5499 7 років тому +6

      Even the obesity rates are bigger :DDDD
      god we're all gonna die

  • @vulkandude00
    @vulkandude00 8 років тому +195

    caseymoestat

    • @ethn-cole1604
      @ethn-cole1604 8 років тому

      Luke Norwood he isn't the only one allowed to use this music

    • @vulkandude00
      @vulkandude00 8 років тому +28

      its just memes dude i didn't say he wasn't allowed to

    • @anattablue
      @anattablue 8 років тому +3

      It's just a meme bro

    • @Vincent-ud6oj
      @Vincent-ud6oj 8 років тому +4

      FancyColt 452020 it's a meme you dip

    • @dirinc3478
      @dirinc3478 8 років тому +2

      Luke Norwood maxsey moestat

  • @nadadealer4435
    @nadadealer4435 7 років тому +79

    5:05
    ahh we do sell them in little trays. But they come in a box with 19 other trays..

    • @mrgoldfish7452
      @mrgoldfish7452 7 років тому

      AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cheerwine_official
    @cheerwine_official 5 років тому +35

    Goes to Walmart "WHERE ARE THE SMALL SIZES!"

    • @Ira88881
      @Ira88881 5 років тому

      m mmm He should look in his pants.

  • @cyanide_lollipop3264
    @cyanide_lollipop3264 7 років тому +73

    The smaller packs of Oreos are usually with the single candy bars, Max. You're welcome.

  • @JackAldred
    @JackAldred 8 років тому +263

    This really inspired me to become an STD when I grow up :) xx

  • @240zwannabe
    @240zwannabe 8 років тому +163

    Something's telling me that CaseyNeistat is going to be the next victim

    • @ElekrisLP
      @ElekrisLP 8 років тому +19

      i very much hope so

    • @lukejap11
      @lukejap11 8 років тому +4

      Lol because of the music and the transitions?

    • @jessekauppinen7764
      @jessekauppinen7764 8 років тому +26

      What even is there to criticize about Casey?

    • @dripofu
      @dripofu 8 років тому +29

      Lol they have said neistats content is good, he's just a really memeable

    • @gottacatchmall
      @gottacatchmall 8 років тому

      you can barely criticize casey though

  • @henryspadt6160
    @henryspadt6160 5 років тому +57

    Picks up toy drill “I’m going to put this in my urethra”

  • @247sapphire
    @247sapphire 6 років тому +61

    Someone take Max to a Costco business place. They are meant to cater to restaurants so they have 10 gallon buckets of sour cream and shit like that

    • @goodrobot1
      @goodrobot1 6 років тому +2

      A "Costco business place" really living up to your username I see.

    • @melancholicpineapple9761
      @melancholicpineapple9761 5 років тому +1

      Bro Costco is in Australia, it’s just expensive

  • @lydiahogue8075
    @lydiahogue8075 6 років тому +533

    Of course we have giant cheap alcohol, have you seen our government?

    • @brickyboi3594
      @brickyboi3594 5 років тому +2

      Lydia Hogue DA fuk

    • @soulfullp5467
      @soulfullp5467 5 років тому +4

      W h e e z e

    • @OFNDKing
      @OFNDKing 5 років тому +12

      Come to Russia, everything free

    • @spinos4ru553
      @spinos4ru553 5 років тому +6

      Lydia Hogue wait, _you have a government?_

    • @beatndagutta
      @beatndagutta 5 років тому +3

      Maga2020 whomever wins(just not AOCunt, or old balls Bernie ice cream socialism) that's all I care. Government is doing just fine if CBS does say so.. hahah

  • @Sheep101
    @Sheep101 8 років тому +151

    Wow vodak is cheap in America I think if im going there one day I will just drink vodka instead of water all day long.

    • @ludvigeriksson8406
      @ludvigeriksson8406 8 років тому +16

      in russia vodka is cheaper then bottled water

    • @TollNSoul
      @TollNSoul 8 років тому +136

      In Russia vodka drinks you

    • @lejenddairy
      @lejenddairy 7 років тому +4

      Winkys World In Russia drink drinks vodka

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 7 років тому +6

      In Vodka, drinks Russia you

    • @fugginchit1
      @fugginchit1 7 років тому

      GamePlayHD well actually the big box stores here that sell more than liquor don't show the price with liquor tax for some reason so a 15 dollar bottle ends up getting 3 or 4 more dollars added on if i remember right. dont drink anymore so it's hard to say. That's how it is in Washington state anyways.

  • @joaqim1383
    @joaqim1383 5 місяців тому +7

    i would bet that around 50% of the items in that store when max was there have disappeared by now

    • @etqn
      @etqn 5 місяців тому

      100%

  • @jamesmacdonnell1587
    @jamesmacdonnell1587 7 років тому +131

    keemstar 6:40

    • @riley1875
      @riley1875 7 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Jack-he5zp
      @Jack-he5zp 7 років тому +3

      mash potato that was half the joke

  • @gore4332
    @gore4332 7 років тому +140

    As an American I can indeed say that is what Walmart is like.

    • @analjames2057
      @analjames2057 7 років тому +13

      I can say that too. These Europeans are missing out on some good diabetes.

    • @ry-jz5pf
      @ry-jz5pf 6 років тому +4

      No shit Sherlock

    • @brickyboi3594
      @brickyboi3594 5 років тому

      AnalJames what the hell?

    • @brickyboi3594
      @brickyboi3594 5 років тому

      Robot Gore yeah me to

  • @costly_cb7
    @costly_cb7 2 місяці тому +7

    crazy watching this in 2025 and seeing all the walmart prices from almost a decade ago

  • @Sozzzled
    @Sozzzled 8 років тому +28

    the rotting food was the best part of this video

    • @wassup8691
      @wassup8691 8 років тому +126

      And probably the healthiest part.

  • @Noname-xo3rv
    @Noname-xo3rv 6 років тому +708

    it must be so hard not to get fat in America

    • @yoitszombieac2673
      @yoitszombieac2673 6 років тому +101

      Not really just watch what you eat

    • @mann8557
      @mann8557 6 років тому +70

      No name- it’s not hard but most people aren’t. I’ve lived in America since I was born and I’ve never been fat or close to it.

    • @swiftfishin5680
      @swiftfishin5680 6 років тому +63

      Once you’re fat it’s hard to get back so yeah once you’re fat it is hard to not keep eating like me. Just like me today you realize you will never be loved by society.

    • @Matt-jn6qv
      @Matt-jn6qv 6 років тому +13

      It's really not you just have to have a fast metabolism

    • @kostka8152
      @kostka8152 6 років тому +6

      No name It’s hard if you’re not in the middle class, ironically

  • @VwiftsChannel
    @VwiftsChannel 8 років тому +117

    bananas are high in potassium

  • @bradbradleys6091
    @bradbradleys6091 5 років тому +26

    That guy shopping with max looks SO much like idubbz. It cld be his twin

  • @morefraudfunk
    @morefraudfunk 7 років тому +15

    Max has been warning us of the emoji movie since 2016 and we haven't even realized.

  • @cubed_youtube
    @cubed_youtube 8 років тому +37

    Even from Canada, most of the stuff they are picking up seems like you would find it in a novelty/specialty shop. America is a weird place.

    • @commenteroftruth9790
      @commenteroftruth9790 8 років тому +8

      One of a kind

    • @KyleNappTheMaster
      @KyleNappTheMaster 8 років тому +2

      canadas money is inspired by monopoly so stop complaining

    • @cubed_youtube
      @cubed_youtube 8 років тому +1

      Kyle Napp Have you even seen monopoly OR Canadian money?

    • @chetruane
      @chetruane 8 років тому

      ╰(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆゚.*・。゚

    • @blitz.en._
      @blitz.en._ 8 років тому

      I'm also from Canada

  • @DevilsDumplings---
    @DevilsDumplings--- 7 років тому +128

    6:37 Pls don du det men

  • @cherryistrash4080
    @cherryistrash4080 7 років тому +22

    Walmart: the best place to buy alcohol with the baby section 2 aisles away.
    Also I've never seen bananas in the candy aisle. That Walmart is fucked

  • @garfieldfan8485
    @garfieldfan8485 8 років тому +93

    does Max live in Australia and Ian in America?

    • @midia677
      @midia677 8 років тому +35

      yes

    • @HorseLegend
      @HorseLegend 8 років тому +69

      They live on the A of the Atlantic Ocean

    • @twitkh6924
      @twitkh6924 8 років тому +1

      Oscar Horsey lmao I see you

    • @johnmeffert8138
      @johnmeffert8138 8 років тому

      no I think land is just from America

  • @willfrederickson2131
    @willfrederickson2131 7 років тому +10

    Y’all are the reason I hated working in the Toy Section at Walmart.

  • @Hero-Productions
    @Hero-Productions 5 років тому +15

    4:44 Max was licking food in stores before it was cool.

  • @amielcox3302
    @amielcox3302 8 років тому +23

    Well, now I know what to look out for when I move to America when I'm older, as I've lived here in Australia my whole life.

    • @愛-t9w
      @愛-t9w 7 років тому +16

      Amiel Cox look out for the clogged arteries buddy

    • @skylarstewart1687
      @skylarstewart1687 7 років тому +7

      fuck off we're full

  • @TheBoyst
    @TheBoyst 8 років тому +73

    at 8 mins you can tell the camera is going through a xray because if you look closely you can see the alpha partials hitting the lens and creating a sparkling star effect.
    i need a life

    • @denisethasder8193
      @denisethasder8193 8 років тому +2

      TheBoyst that's so cool! Do the X-rays create electromagnetic interference within the camera?

    • @TheBoyst
      @TheBoyst 8 років тому +2

      EMI is more to do with Radio wave disturbance, but yes this is very close.
      cameras pick up light, what is light ? photons, photons are elementary particle, it makes up electromagnetic radiation, x-rays are perceived by the camera as a photon, x-rays are one of the most penetrating Ionized radiations, apart from gamma and neutron.
      basically camera thought the x-ray was light

    • @TheBoyst
      @TheBoyst 8 років тому

      pointless degrees, i need a job

    • @denisethasder8193
      @denisethasder8193 8 років тому +7

      TheBoyst
      No, I seriously think your knowledge of this stuff is awesome. I personally want to do something in the medical/science field, and so I find this stuff interesting. Keep up the intelligence; this world needs minds like yours!

    • @TheBoyst
      @TheBoyst 8 років тому +3

      thank you so much friend, this world need more people like you, most people would just shut down someone but you showed interest and gratitude to knowledge. just for that you are a better person in heart.

  • @dasboschittisdead3418
    @dasboschittisdead3418 8 років тому +105

    So wal mart is pretty much big W but american?

    • @trhisdrav
      @trhisdrav 8 років тому +17

      Walmart sells everything it's like k mart, Coles and bunnings combined it's got everything

    • @withemuss8715
      @withemuss8715 8 років тому +8

      Except you can build forts easier

    • @wokeupmybeautifulfeet8703
      @wokeupmybeautifulfeet8703 8 років тому +4

      Walmart is much better than the best stores here in the Philippines lol

    • @DubstepBeast
      @DubstepBeast 8 років тому +3

      Its asda

    • @caymancaribbeanwilliam6973
      @caymancaribbeanwilliam6973 8 років тому +2

      Declan Corradi in Aus And Nz we have a store called farmers that is like Walmart but more Australian

  • @oceanaggg
    @oceanaggg 4 роки тому +12

    “you’re embarrassing me” his voice lmao

  • @skullgod7295
    @skullgod7295 7 років тому +560

    Homosexual couple go out in public, fearing for their lives in the white, hetero, nation of America. American man takes lover out to the store to shop for snacks and toys. Australian man giggles and blushes, saying "Mmh, Mr. Peanut, right...?". The american man chuckles in delight at his lover's silly wonderment.

    • @megangutierrez9278
      @megangutierrez9278 6 років тому +34

      Skull God wut

    • @supercullen0047
      @supercullen0047 6 років тому +14

      Skull God Actually, America is a very lgbt accepting nation. Stop victimizing yourself please.

    • @Flameysaur
      @Flameysaur 6 років тому +43

      SuperCullen004 are you stupid

    • @jackeroy
      @jackeroy 6 років тому +28

      SuperCullen004 He's joking, wiseguy.

    • @caffeinefiend9304
      @caffeinefiend9304 6 років тому +1

      I'm fucking dead

  • @Tyler1_
    @Tyler1_ 8 років тому +122

    Love how he says everywhere in America when he's only in one part of California

    • @justtheghostboo4378
      @justtheghostboo4378 7 років тому +1

      Tyler Speedy he was most likely in South central bc there is no Wal-Mart's downtown and going West towards Santa Monica. 😂😁😁

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 7 років тому +4

      Tyler Speedy and he goes to a Walmart, If someone took what they seen in a fucking walmart and made their whole opinion of America based on that one experience that would be fucked.

    • @CEOofSleep
      @CEOofSleep 7 років тому

      america is fakdfc

    • @blackassasin175
      @blackassasin175 7 років тому +1

      Los Angeles is the worst place in America imo

  • @TeddiM8
    @TeddiM8 7 років тому +60

    So while you get a 2 liter smirnoff in the us for 15 dollars, you get 1 liter in norway for 50 dollars

    • @grapeman43
      @grapeman43 7 років тому +1

      nevah he lives in australia

    • @ExopMan
      @ExopMan 7 років тому +17

      and this guy is from Norway *FuuCK OFFF*

    • @Dykramer
      @Dykramer 7 років тому +4

      $50 for 700mL in Aus

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 7 років тому

      1 liter is around 3 euros in italy, what the fuck is wrong with your countries?

    • @Dykramer
      @Dykramer 7 років тому

      tariffs to stop alcoholism and drunkerly disorders

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 років тому +26

    7:58
    That’s cool, the x-ray messed with the sensor on the camera.

    • @DillPhobia
      @DillPhobia 4 роки тому +1

      Everybody is saying that but if Max's camera's ISO is set to auto, it would increase to well over 128000 and make the footage grainy like that. Although the x-ray's could play into that too. I'm not sure... :/

    • @Another_76
      @Another_76 4 роки тому +1

      Cool, but who tf asked

    • @Calthecool
      @Calthecool 4 роки тому +1

      @@Another_76 nobody

  • @dudebob31
    @dudebob31 7 років тому +32

    Okie I’m getting a one way ticket to Australia

  • @robbertbreach
    @robbertbreach Рік тому +5

    this video comforts me

    • @juri4764
      @juri4764 11 місяців тому

      All vlogs from these era, love them