MARES VS GELDINGS *funny 😂

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  • Some of the funny differences between mares and geldings. 😆
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  • @JustHorseyMie
    @JustHorseyMie 2 роки тому +429

    This is so On Point!!! Except I feel like geldings are just as forward and workaholics as mares, except mares some days decide they don't feel like it and go on strike...

    • @jayATUK
      @jayATUK 2 роки тому +6

      I was thinking the same 😁

    • @LinktheHylianChampion117
      @LinktheHylianChampion117 2 роки тому +3

      The first one with the gelding is very true for my big boy

    • @gabbyfaith7765
      @gabbyfaith7765 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah I think the workaholic/lazy horse completely depends on the horse. Mare or Gelding it just depends on the individual.

    • @SCHfan-jb4zo
      @SCHfan-jb4zo 2 роки тому +1

      Same. everything except for one thing is totally on point with my boy

    • @LinktheHylianChampion117
      @LinktheHylianChampion117 2 роки тому +2

      @@gabbyfaith7765yeah, like my mare, sometimes she is my best friend and follows me around, other times she literally charges at me with her ears flat back and nostrils flared threatening to run me over. The worst she's done is bite me, however, she has a very...nippy...reputation.

  • @lineup6823
    @lineup6823 2 роки тому +217

    The "that feels good" is so true. My mare never shows any signs of liking being pet, anywhere. But she does show when she hates it. It's either "ok, whatever" or "I will rip your head off", no in between.

    • @creativehorsequeen
      @creativehorsequeen 2 роки тому +8

      I know a mare who would act like this unless you scratched the inside of her ear. Then she would practically fall into your hand. I often used it to trick her into letting me put the bridle on. Lol

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @miroslavzima8856
      @miroslavzima8856 2 роки тому +6

      I know a mare who was notorious for not show anything. I was scratchinch her itchy spot on neck, she forgot that ladies don't show emotions and was almost melting. Then she remembered "Wait, I don't like it", pinned her ears and walked away 🤣

  • @billiemonroe8029
    @billiemonroe8029 2 роки тому +11

    The squealing at the other horse fucking sent me because it’s so accurate 😂😂

  • @lynnhaskin227
    @lynnhaskin227 2 роки тому +27

    I am a lifelong horseless horse lover and just started volunteering at a cowboy church that has horses for their members to ride. When I realized that ALL their horses were geldings, I asked why. This video pretty well summed up what they explained to me. Your version is more enlightening and humorous! Thanks! I'm loving your videos.

  • @yk.aaliyahgonzales1299
    @yk.aaliyahgonzales1299 2 роки тому +83

    0:53 so on point with that! Yesterday I moved a dressage block and it left a imprint in the sand of a triangle and my throughbred gelding freaked a few times at it. Triangles are such monsters!

    • @lonotiki
      @lonotiki 2 роки тому +4

      Haaaaa ! That's hilarious 😂

    • @svenjaasahi7266
      @svenjaasahi7266 2 роки тому +6

      Our gelding never had a problem with such things, the real problem was that he always wanted to jump things😅 and it didn't got better when he was 28😅 sadly he passed the rainbow bridge in january and we now have 2 mares, even though we searched for geldings🤔

    • @meliaaustin8374
      @meliaaustin8374 Рік тому +1

      ​@svenjaasahi7266 same for us. I specifically set out to get geldings and I have 2 mares😂

  • @beepbow8444
    @beepbow8444 2 роки тому +11

    So cute how the actual horses reacted. Shows that the owners really get their body language, i think!

  • @alexdickie9734
    @alexdickie9734 2 роки тому +112

    Mares : The Sassy ones
    Geldings: The ones who are terrified of everything and always want to be friends
    Stallions: The ones who feel really brave but they are accually not

    • @alexdickie9734
      @alexdickie9734 2 роки тому +2

      @@KF.WorkingRanch I have a gelding too

    • @mckenzielawson3066
      @mckenzielawson3066 2 роки тому +2

      I totally agree!

    • @acheronalexander
      @acheronalexander 2 роки тому +7

      The stallions we have at university all act tought in front of the ladies but at the same time freak of the swallows that have been nesting there SINCE THEY WERE COLTS.

    • @bard8999
      @bard8999 2 роки тому

      My gelding it's brave and hes never gets scared.

    • @miroslavzima8856
      @miroslavzima8856 2 роки тому +6

      I usually had luck with good behaved stallions, but sometimes there were hilarious situations.
      Some stallions were jealous at me that I am around mares, so there were those decent (they never tried to hurt me) notices like trying to push me away or nibble like "Hey, those are MY mares, bub!". Of course I never let it to extremes, so I always just slapped his cheeky mouth or pushed back "No, not gonna happen!". That was it, he got the message and we were friends again. It´s funny he looked at me as competition.
      Another funny thing is, when a stallion tried to bully me, mares who enjoyed my scratching just come around and shooed away him like "Hey, that´s MY human, GET OUTTA HERE!", but of course, it was either alpha mare or those above that stallion.
      He just stood there and look at us "Hey, that´s unfair" and in the end he was glad I paid him attention after that. Those were hilarious times! xD

  • @mariepigen08
    @mariepigen08 Рік тому +6

    1:44 Love how Bella and Pepper are just looking like: "What is the human doing?"

  • @me_the_equestrian
    @me_the_equestrian 2 роки тому +8

    "This feels good...but I'm not gonna show any emotion." Arggg that is the truest thing I have heard in a long time!!

  • @bittertea8542
    @bittertea8542 2 роки тому +35

    I love how youre wearing crocs in a field yes go girl

  • @tnapeepeelu
    @tnapeepeelu 2 роки тому +2

    Mares: competitive, strong, bully
    Geldings: lazy, funny, kind (ish)

  • @teresainbc1496
    @teresainbc1496 2 роки тому +87

    That was so perfect and hilarious! That has to be your mom as you look so much alike. Thanks for the morning laughs!

  • @knight.99
    @knight.99 2 роки тому +30

    i have never seen a horse wearing a tie and walks on two legs 😄and looks gorgeous !

  • @solveigelisabethhenne1739
    @solveigelisabethhenne1739 2 роки тому +18

    This is so funny! I love how the gelding wears a tie.

  • @horsecrazy7655
    @horsecrazy7655 2 роки тому +33

    Soooo true! I have 2 mares and love how serious and straight thinkers they are. Owned a gelding in the past and he couldn’t figure out why I wanted to turn barrels cause he just wanted to go for a walk and look at everything ugh! This is a very funny video great job 👏🏻 I loved it 🥰

  • @monicabarela7527
    @monicabarela7527 2 роки тому +120

    That's exactly how they are 😂 Can you do a "Before Owning a Horse Vs After" ?

  • @charliebrendzan3803
    @charliebrendzan3803 2 роки тому +3

    Best part by far was the fact she did it all in crocs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSteelpony
    @TheSteelpony 2 роки тому +5

    Love it! Esp that squeal kick when the grey just noped right out of there

  • @juanitamoreno848
    @juanitamoreno848 2 роки тому +2

    The part where the mare tries to fight with the horse got me laughing so hard but it’s really true😂

  • @dawnfoxx156
    @dawnfoxx156 2 роки тому +3

    I love how this is kind of spunky and odd, yet pure and accurate! Harsh pranks on the internet are personally overrated. Keep up the good work!m

  • @mysticthehorselover5979
    @mysticthehorselover5979 2 роки тому +20

    This is so true and hilarious 😂 I rode a very obedient mare before though and you wouldn't even have to pull her to walk her and she might've even followed you around, you also barely would have to kick her to get her in a trot while riding! She was so sweet

  • @elizabethobrien9850
    @elizabethobrien9850 2 роки тому +5

    This is exactly how they behave! We have a two geldings at our stables, and he always bangs the gate with his hoof when it’s food time!

    • @Amanda-C.
      @Amanda-C. 2 роки тому +2

      Where I ride, there was a mare who stuck her foot through the gate at feeding time and rattled it. She'd bent the hinges and gotten slightly stuck a couple times. Eventually she was swapped with a different mare who wasn't keeping her weight where she was, and they're both much happier.

  • @wyatt.the.horsey
    @wyatt.the.horsey Рік тому +2

    my gelding who acts like a mare and my friends mare that acts like a stallion:
    we are not the same

  • @horses4ever318
    @horses4ever318 2 роки тому +8

    The fact that she’s running around with a horse suit on is hilarious the things people do for their viewers these days is to much

  • @eqq.ghostly
    @eqq.ghostly 2 роки тому +4

    Haha this is so true 😂 my mare’s only goal is to be the best and my gelding just wants to sleep lmao

  • @ThePastelCowgirl
    @ThePastelCowgirl 2 роки тому +3

    That is straight up the voice I give my gelding 🤣

  • @hollybick4183
    @hollybick4183 2 роки тому +4

    I have literally watched this particular video at least 30 times, and it STILL makes me laugh (out loud!) Your site is "my happy place..." Thank you so much!

  • @XKG_
    @XKG_ 2 роки тому +1

    1:06 The funniest thing ever! I can relate since I have 2 mare Ponies!

  • @ChelbySe
    @ChelbySe 2 роки тому +17

    This is so funny!!! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh out loud!!!

  • @HanaTheRussell
    @HanaTheRussell 2 роки тому +5

    gelding vs stallion next?

  • @mercierussell5551
    @mercierussell5551 2 роки тому +3

    this is so true cause i have a mare and gelding and the gelding always wants attention and love, the mare is just come on lets ride get this over with and u better feed me. But she can be sweet but hides emotions just like u did in the video.

  • @Husker.88
    @Husker.88 2 роки тому +1

    I LOVE the horse tie

  • @janc8199
    @janc8199 Рік тому +1

    That was hysterical. You should do a series, and add a stallion to it.

  • @hollybick4183
    @hollybick4183 2 роки тому +7

    Laughed my way through my break at work today, thanks to you! Your funny videos are priceless... You are definitely my kind of human.

  • @DavoShed
    @DavoShed 2 роки тому +6

    Very Funny, love the onesie :)
    I have a gelding and the wife has a mare. No reason it just happened that way.
    I can so relate to all of your all of your examples.
    The gelding is my buddy and the mare wants to be the boss. Luckily my wife knows what she is doing and I’m just the newbie.

  • @anikaltorul7762
    @anikaltorul7762 2 роки тому +7

    Who else loves horses?
    👇

  • @eyesea123
    @eyesea123 2 роки тому +5

    I have a mare. This was so fantastic! lmao!!

  • @wildguy4773
    @wildguy4773 8 днів тому

    Stallions meanwhile:okay we can work, I'm so filled up with energy to work... IS THAT A MARE?!

  • @abilenearnoldsen2110
    @abilenearnoldsen2110 Рік тому +2

    I just binged so many of your videos, and this one made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! it was so funny because it was so true!!

  • @tink2296
    @tink2296 2 роки тому +5

    1:06
    This is SO accurate and one of the reasons why I prefer geldings over mares

    • @margarida9908
      @margarida9908 2 роки тому +2

      lost my shit on this exact part

    • @absolo3578
      @absolo3578 Рік тому

      If I’m getting a horse, it’ll be a gelding 😅

  • @Graces_Art
    @Graces_Art 2 роки тому +4

    I love this video!! I’ve watched it over and over it’s just so funny, and true! I love the funny voice you used for the gelding! You should do a part two 😁

  • @cru3ble_404
    @cru3ble_404 2 роки тому +1

    My new comfort video

  • @grace2ponies163
    @grace2ponies163 2 роки тому +1

    I love that it’s all done in crocs 😂

  • @poireiangom
    @poireiangom 2 роки тому

    Tucker must be wondering , what she is doing with horse costume 😂🐴

  • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
    @lauranolastnamegiven3385 Рік тому

    1:44 - the expressions on your fellow horses! ...they probably wanted the hay ;P

  • @platyadmirer
    @platyadmirer Рік тому

    This is not what I was expecting when I searched "the difference between mares and stallions " but I am pleasantly satisfied

  • @copperbunnies9849
    @copperbunnies9849 2 роки тому

    I don't know a lot about horses so this was very entertaining to watch.

  • @deedoyle4069
    @deedoyle4069 6 місяців тому

    Delightful and spot on! Thanks. I needed to giggle and snicker.

  • @the-horsey-channel
    @the-horsey-channel 2 роки тому +2

    Why is this so accurate

  • @laurawilliams8952
    @laurawilliams8952 Рік тому +2

    Lol I just love your personality so much and your openness to put this out there! If you get any haters I hope you can just shake it off and be proud to be you. You’re awesome!

  • @aixpert291
    @aixpert291 Рік тому

    You have such an awesome sense of humor!

  • @mickeypigro21
    @mickeypigro21 Рік тому

    not the evil mare noises on point xD

  • @ThePoisoinedRose
    @ThePoisoinedRose 2 роки тому

    “I’m hungryyyyyyyyy”
    “feed meeeee”

  • @tanyamartsenyuk
    @tanyamartsenyuk 2 роки тому +2

    I love this! I laughed a lot and had to pause it bc I couldn't stop giggling. The part where you came up to Pepper to sniff her and you kicked and squealed at her was definitely my favorite part. And I enjoy your other funny videos a lot and they entertain me but this has to be one of the funniest. Just the part where the mare got spooked by the ball-- the way you walked had me cracking up.😂🐴🐎🦄

  • @joshvigil1057
    @joshvigil1057 2 роки тому +2

    1:06 😂😂😂 had me dying

  • @lynnes11
    @lynnes11 2 роки тому

    yeeeees, I love it when the horse suit makes an appearance!

  • @shellymettler6973
    @shellymettler6973 2 роки тому

    This is the first time I watched one of your videos and I can't stop from laughing and crying! You made my day.

  • @ccityplanner1217
    @ccityplanner1217 4 місяці тому

    The mares at our school have a certain charm to them, such that when you've been assigned one for two weeks & the time comes for her to move onto the next person on the rota, you can't help but feel a little bit possessive.

  • @tinagoda4393
    @tinagoda4393 2 роки тому

    I ride a gelding, and he's like:
    - hmmm you want canter? How about i trow you off?

  • @ccappa2001
    @ccappa2001 2 роки тому +2

    There are a couple mares where I ride and they are lazy like Geldings omg they are hilarious but the "that feels good but I will not show any emotion" thing and the "hey get away from me" thing is so on point

  • @darthmoovius4971
    @darthmoovius4971 2 роки тому +2

    You guys are HILARIOUS

  • @ScarlettandZatanna
    @ScarlettandZatanna 2 роки тому

    This is so on point. you guys are so funny

  • @WebOfTwilight
    @WebOfTwilight 2 роки тому +1

    Wow, this was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs! XD

  • @Mustangsinfinity
    @Mustangsinfinity 2 роки тому +1

    This is great!! I love it!!

  • @birgit4314
    @birgit4314 Рік тому

    Toll gemacht 😆👏🐎!

  • @PREPPYHORSEGWRL
    @PREPPYHORSEGWRL Рік тому

    My mare will not stop trotting!😂

  • @elishh8173
    @elishh8173 Рік тому

    This was really funny!!

  • @itsjustautumn7413
    @itsjustautumn7413 2 роки тому +2

    This video is on point🤣🤣🤣

  • @aubmoore7855
    @aubmoore7855 2 роки тому +1

    I love your videos and I ride horses to and I am English to your videos are so funny. Keep it up.

  • @Lee_201
    @Lee_201 2 роки тому

    My mare is like the gelding when she gets spooked by a bee lmao

  • @marcellac515
    @marcellac515 2 роки тому

    So funny 😄 thanks for the laughs. I enjoyed watching thus.

  • @allegra1802
    @allegra1802 2 роки тому

    How is nobody talking abt th red ribbon ONLY ON THE MARE! so true I died of laughter 😂

  • @freedomreigns-tg6tc
    @freedomreigns-tg6tc Рік тому

    As an owner of both a mare and a gelding I can attest to this video's accuracy lol

  • @saskiaphilippen487
    @saskiaphilippen487 2 роки тому +1

    I own 2 geldings and 1 mare and I can say this is absolutely true! :D

  • @SL33PYLUNA
    @SL33PYLUNA 2 роки тому

    I like how you put that rose for the mare and a tie for the gelding

  • @fearlesslysentient
    @fearlesslysentient 2 роки тому +3

    Goodmorning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was great and accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Preppy_Prehaps
    @Preppy_Prehaps 2 роки тому

    On point! And the hay one is so on point!👀

  • @ChelseaMiddlebrook
    @ChelseaMiddlebrook 2 роки тому

    Omg this was absolutely hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Purple_Rein13
    @Purple_Rein13 Рік тому

    this is why when i get my first horse I want a sassy mare because theyre really funny and if I get a second a gelding

  • @Piper_eqq
    @Piper_eqq 2 роки тому

    I can just hear the other borders at the stable like "Janice! She's at it again..." 🤣🤣

  • @LocalEquestrian1
    @LocalEquestrian1 2 роки тому

    The gelding voice 😂😂

  • @debbielowe5496
    @debbielowe5496 2 роки тому

    this was to perfect!

  • @secretariatracing3265
    @secretariatracing3265 2 роки тому

    This is so funny keep up the perfect work

  • @doriapriori1004
    @doriapriori1004 2 роки тому +5

    So accurate 😂😂😂

  • @keyserlingii
    @keyserlingii 2 роки тому

    This is hilarious 😂

  • @juliea.3495
    @juliea.3495 2 роки тому

    How is this so accurate?! 😂

  • @kryssynation6366
    @kryssynation6366 2 роки тому +2

    This is great!! 🤣

  • @tatianaavery137
    @tatianaavery137 2 роки тому +1

    Y is this beautiful art🤣👌🏻

  • @pearlshark001
    @pearlshark001 2 роки тому

    This made me cackle 😂

  • @TheBootsKid
    @TheBootsKid 2 роки тому +1

    This is too funny!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @emmam7861
      @emmam7861 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah 🤣😂🐎

  • @_art_by_faith
    @_art_by_faith 2 роки тому

    This is so funny!!! loved it!

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg it's true!!!!!! I had a lead mare and quarter mare that did nudge me for more pets but in general it's spot on!!!
    Please do stallions and mares. 😄

  • @elisabetejardim9446
    @elisabetejardim9446 2 роки тому

    Very funny! 😆😆😆

  • @renatetveit8795
    @renatetveit8795 2 роки тому

    love how the horses were acting their parts too xD

  • @bloveridge6287
    @bloveridge6287 Рік тому

    So relatable!!!😆

  • @CutestChinchilla
    @CutestChinchilla 2 роки тому

    I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂

  • @karolinadovehook3776
    @karolinadovehook3776 2 роки тому +1

    Omg you make these the funniest ever😂 this maybe helps to decide which one to get : mare or gelding, if its really like that (i dont work with horses so i dont know)

    • @mckenzielawson3066
      @mckenzielawson3066 2 роки тому +1

      I know you didn't ask,but in my opinion geldings are probably the best for new horse owners. Mares can be hard to deal with sometimes,but not every mare is like that.

  • @franmcgraw227
    @franmcgraw227 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious...thank you.

  • @robertabray-enhus3198
    @robertabray-enhus3198 2 роки тому

    So funny😂
    Well done and so true ❤

  • @marilynosborne1741
    @marilynosborne1741 2 роки тому

    Hilarious 😂. Bet it was a scream doing it. So true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣