ASMR: Tony Still Wants His Money (Part II): Mobster Debt Collector
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- You failed yet again to acquire the money you owe Tony. Vinny has returned in order to carry out the terms agreed upon...
Part I: • ASMR: Role Play - Tony...
Fun Fact: I am not wearing pants in this video.
Instagram: / nodedeluxe
Twitter: / asmrnode
This is what happens if you don't leave a tip at an Italian restaurant.
no
Exjbbkf0129 yes
I have given the hundredth like
smick I don’t think he speaks Italian
Exjbbkf0129 BRUH😂😂😂
"Why do I keep getting a syntax error" ME DURING FINALS
Sameeee😂
Ha. Found the comp-sci student
Kaide V. They are so annoying 🤮
@@kaidenvan6304 B.
@@devine5902 ok and
Vinny: *stabs me*
Me: this is so relaxing
Chloe Faith ahhaha
i posted this 1 minute in and fell asleep before the end i still have no idea how it ends?????
cristian garcia She never said that's what happened, "u lil bitch"
I'm glad you're alive I actually thought if you fell asleep you would die
W1stfulK1tten1 12 year old white knight
"You owe him 2 million dollars.. actually you owe him 57 dollars, still it's a lot of money tho" 😂😂
That made me imagine that he is saying that for intimidation.
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Vinny is Athletic
Vinny is smart
Vinny is cool
Vinny is clean
Vinny is a great artist
But vinny is not good with the math
Vinny is smart...be like vinny 😆
@@brandyellenmoore no
😂
Wit *da* math
Are you sure about that
Oh gee, nothing relaxes me more than debt
Why?
David hatcher Because its like sleeping with rain pouring
@@drivernephi170 relaxing white noise
Lmao
@@davidhatcher7016 oh boy you must find the real world real relaxing
I ain't never paying tony back if you keep visiting 😂
Cosima HAMPTON
Ayyyyy
Robbie is that you
Esmée de Bruin lol gravity falls?
Cosima HAMPTON "well I work for the guy that works for tony so give him back his money
(No jk)
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That's a double negative. You are saying I am not never stopping. :/
"divide by zero, why am I getting a syntax error?"
Imagine in real life some hard ass mob boss comes up and threatens you with asmr and just brushes your face for ten minutes.
OMG I'M CRYING 😂😂😂😂
Terrifying
I'd do crimes with the mob if that's the case
Jokes on them when you a professional and watcher 😂
On the real, think about how actually scary that would be. Because you’d always be thinking he’s going to do worse because he’s obviously a psycho
Saw this tumblr post, "You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed" and immediately had to come here because it was all I could think about.
*Vinny, from under the bed* "Woah, there's a lotta stuff under here. Das a calculator."
k. Lynnn Lmfao 😂😂😂 Omg that last part was great
k. Lynnn Oh my god that's true, I haven't thought about that post in years
k. Lynnn THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
That made me laugh so much omg
k. Lynnn BROTHER I FOUND YOU!!!
Get Tony his money 2k17
Eliza Aweke Windy city DLC when
Comment made my day xD
#FREETONY
#Tony2012
Eliza Aweke 💰 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 this good enough?
"Dats a Calculator"
Me - Oh shit I forgot
Lol
Lol, I have a picture ad under this video that reads "Can't pay--won't pay! Is your debtor laughing at you? Have the last laugh today!"
Kristin Buhrow 😂🤣
Kristin Buhrow lol, the messed up math thing messed it up lol
Did some math; Tony works with an monthly interest percentage of 13.99 percent, taking that the debt increased by $37.01 in a period of 8 months... Yeah, I'm fun at party's.
Lucky Luke damn
r/iamverysmart
Parties*... I had to
Das a lot of damage
That last sentence made me sad.
"that's a calculator"
whoa tECHNOLOGY
Senity sir, your face is technology.
@@packlee6695 how so?
* dahs a calculadah
@@kidchroma4730 dahs a lot a money
"That's a calculator" really I thought it was chicken and cheese burrito.
MrYenip that actually sounds delicious right about now
>tfw someone steals your comment
It's a banana dumbass xD
AbbiTheWolf it's not my fault that a banana conveniently looked like a tasty chicken and cheese burrito!
MrYenip do you clearly not understand it's a transformer
I missed Vinny so much. He was always so real, telling me exactly what a calculator was, and here he is again... I can't believe das a calculatah.
lololololel
"J stands for jam. Which is what you're in."
Had me laughing mid falling asleep
"you owe tony $57, still das a lot of money" why is this literally me omg
Me expecting 3000$
Him: 19.99$ dats ALOT of money
I mean with these gas prices nowadays, that is a lot of money. Can’t be giving out this money all willy nilly
Legend says that this man's jawline can cut though steel
Chaboinki but look at those cheekbones...
Chaboinki Thejawline27
@@user-ev6hr9bm4r oh ✌
Steel beams?
Mobster - "you owe tony 2 million"
Me - "jaw drops"
Mobster - " wait i mean $57"
Me - "jaw drops"
xDEUCEx35 THASS A LOTTA MONEY
😂 Same tho
I don't know what you're doing with all that money and I'm not gonna ask. But that's a lot of money.
xDEUCEx35 Relatable😂
except without all that money owed
xDEUCEx35 lol
He kinda sounds like Adam Sandler when he does the accent
GD Sparks He does LMAOOOO
OMG YESS
He lowkey does lol
Your right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yaasss
all over a damn canoli
Not just any cannoli... The LAST cannoli...
ASMR Node you're the best😂😂
Greater men have died for lesser pastries
@@TrollHiddenCave lool
@@TrollHiddenCave and women
I imagine tony is some elementary kid, who somehow has highschool kids working for him
Well that's funny
"U owe tony 2 million ..."
"My bad u owe tony $57"
😂😂💀
Valid 3:45
Good comedian but horrible accountant 🤓
ünknown I had a heart attack even though I know it isn't real, I was like "*almost* 20 dollars was bad in the first one, now Vinny is gonna shoot me"
Tony Bomboni has a debt collector now?
wves I would love these two to do a collab video
shanedog007 fuck outta here with that homophobia man
wves Hes from Macedonia,you know how the Mafia is over there.
Hive minded That would be interesting to say the least but Node would have to be like "enough of your shit Tony. Can you just lemme do my job that you paid me for huh? What's da madda wit jou?"
loooooool
Vinny using the calculator is LITERALLY me in pre-cal. "Why do I keep gettin' this syntax error?" 😂
Laura Gaara that shit gets annoying as fuck
the fuck is a pre cal
Luke Thomas are you a middle schooler? It's a math class
the fuck is a middle schooler?
Laura Gaara that's kind of offensive, I was in 4th grade and knew what calculus was. A calculus problem looks like fucking Korean 😂😂
He attracc
He a snacc
But most importantly...
Tony wants his money bacc.
Why does that work so well
And he dont do math
Timestamps
0:00 -1:54 Intro
1:54 - 4:27 Calculator (Pressing Buttons, Rambling)
4:27 - 5:17 Tapping "Hard Drive" (Im pretty sure its a portable charger, I might be wrong)
5:17 - 6:18 Rambling
6:18 - 10:35 Tapping on Wooden J, Very Tingly!!!!!!!!
10:35 - 16:08 Brings Out The Brush (Brushing face and counting)
16:08 - 20:59 The Story Of How Uncle Joey Lost His Arm (Dont worry they got the cannoli) Whispering
20:59 - 22:37 Re-Tying Tie
22:37 - End Outro
I hope this helped! This is my first time doing time stamps so please dont be too harsh! Like if you want to!
TTV Fitz tyyy
That one Disturbed kid no problem! i love making timestamps
Thanks :D
Stories with Vinny would be a pretty amazing series.
Plot twist, Tony bomboni is the mafia leader
I can just imagine that, idk why but this comment made me die
Lol That would be hilarious! 😂
Pains me that nobody knows Tony from the Sopranos...
ThnksFrThDnkMms That's not an intentional reference though, Node said he picked to name at random in another comment
I was wondering when you would come back to get your money.
SupaDaBloopa // SDB 😂
+JapFish True
Just came across this now - literally dying at this, so great to see some humour put in the ASMR - love ❤️👍🏼
Thank you! :)
. FUN FACT: he's not wearing pants...
read the frickin description...
No reported comment
Was he wearing undies or was he butt naked, that's the question here. :D
Vinny: *pulls out gun* "I'm just kidding I wouldn't use that."
Me: "Son of a bitch nothing can be easy with you can it?!"
Zombie your a damn zombie you wouldn't even of felt it
"This isn't going to end well." I beg to differ. At least I "died" happy.
lBluePrintl "i begged a differ"
moon fawn Wut
lBluePrintl "I begged a differ"
I degged a biffer
Umm okay? lol
you would be great in a Danny Zuko roleplay
Yasmine omg I just said that too!
Yasmine PLEASE. PLEASE FOR HE LOVE OF GOD.
Yasmine you would be great in someone's else's comment section
Red Reserve Radio I don't get it, sorry
oh my god yes. I didn't even know this was something I needed until just now.
gotta love the confidence “this is the most essential trigger you gonna get tingles till you die” on every new trigger
What if someone actually dies watching this whole video?
Then I've probably got a lawsuit on my hands lmao
ASMR Node LOL
ASMR Node I died watching this video
I died
*IN 1876*
Calm the fuck down it’s 24 minutes
You can't divide by zero. Think about it. If u had 12 cookies and divide them up among zero people then there were no cookies. Dividing by zero is a black hole
Regardless I loved the video
Yeah... Vinny can't do math, it's not somethin' he does
the joke
your head
bob jones Technically, you can. If you devide 12 cookies by no people, you're still gonna have 12 cookies. Either that or they would multiply and become infinate and take over the world.
Chromeius if you divide by 1 you get 12 - it's just you in the room so you take all of it. But if you divide by 0 even you disappear. There is an empty room with cookies on the ground. Pretty philosophical stuff lol
(and it can't be an infinity neither but I don't want to write too much)
Why boys with suit look 500% more handsome?
Pau Adel. Science............
Pau Adel. Well first of all, they look like they have atleast 500% more money when wearing a suit.
+Absolutely Deplorable Made my day 💯💯😂😂😂🔫💀
Because all women secretly look for in a man is $$$$$$. Well, many women. Not the good ones.
Cambaudio it's more about looks. Like men mostly only care about looks
Is this an asmr mafia?? Is tony bomboni the "tony" who I owe money to??? bc if so, these tingles are more trouble than they're worth man 😂
Lol! No, it was just a random name I picked tbh... The thought of an asmr mafia tho! 😂
Shany Ray they should make a collab lol 😂
Prince Ki Shan OMG THEY TOTALLY SHOULD!!
Grace Bungard Nope this comment was made first.
Grace Bungard honey I got better things to do than to steal someone's comment on an asmr video!!! I'm too busy relaxing in tingle town to be a snake!! Much love xoxo (also screaming bc my fave asmr mafia member replied to my comment AHHHHH)
" "J" stands for "Jam" which is what you're in."
Dead
You needed to say "cannoli" at least 21 TIMES to tell how your uncle lost his arm! Great video btw
"J stands for jam, which is what you're in"
"divide by zero" 😂
J stands for jam -
- *which is what you're in*
Holy shit G..Geralt from fucking rivia???
Idk how to feel about this but I'm gonna like it
Oh wait he just said it in the vid nvm
The shade! Vinnie is one shady bitch for real!😂😂
Geralt of fucking Rivia
Holy shit your name made me LoL at work
"and.. divided by zero" I expected him to say "You now owe Tony infinite amount of money"
"You should've seen the look on your face." Lol my face was resting like a bitch
Dude, this knocked me out for 4 hours. I was trying to take a 30 min nap 💀
😂😂😂 as you should 👏🏽👏🏽
also how did i go from $19.99 to over 2 million and then back down to $57 ?? smh >:-(
lol
Probably payed him the 19.99 but then he borrowed another 2 million cause Tony ain't smart as u can tell . If not the Intrest increased the amount of money he owes him which is alot of time off intrence for 2 million lol .
A joke dummy
Ethan Hale
no.
Watchu mean no he made a joke that she obviously didnt understand
Loll as a native south Brooklynite I have to say you did the voice pretty spot on. Can't say the mobsters down here would whip out a calculator rather then a baseball bat, but the accent was so good haha
Lol when you ask "are you still awake" sounds like my friends when we ask each other that at 3 A.M.
"We're gonna brush you and ah.. you're gonna get tingles... till you die so "
Me: *gasp*
"Fun Fact: I am not wearing pants in this video."~ASMRNode, 2017
Greatest fun fact ever.
The funnest fact~
I'm secretly a Taco Leaving all to my imagination... :)))
"aren't you dying yet? i dont know what this... usually this works" that made me laugh 😂
Christ! Where do I fucking working at!? How can I not afford $19.99?!?!
FJP 124 Walmart maybe? 🤔🤔🤔
you're the guy that cleans up airplane seats
Luke Thomas Noooo!!! 😲
You know the guy who closes the door for bus drivers, that's him.
FJP 124 $1999 almost 2k..
He asks
“ Are you dying yet?”
😂
Soooo good! Mouth clicks, tone of voice, suit noises, not to mention clever role play. Great job! Hope you are able to post more often soon.
Mate, I can't even afford guac on my burrito and you think I got 57 bucks? 😂😂✌🏽️👋🏽
CosimasNiehaus true though😂😂
an epic conclusion would be were you say there is a way to work this off the money how would you like to work for Tony
Lol! You aren't too far off from where this is headed ;)
ASMR Node are u hinting the trilogy
ASMR Node Hope the protagonist gets the money
I also like to live dangerously...
"Laser".
STORMAGEDDON 711 Woah there hotshot turn down the danger lol
I swear, I need to stop going to Dena's tea palace, I always get found there. Damn my love for tea!!
I vote for more mob related videos - also request for going on a date with a mobster or something of that sort: I have my weakness for an Italian guy in a suit
grungemetal1996 your weakness is that five head
@@prabytqpking4621 Rude.
I have the same calculator... Fun fact: I threw it at the wall when I was doing homework
Mataya Magicalunicorn thats not how you calculate a room's perimeter though
Mataya Cancio me too
Kinda like spiderman
ASMR death roleplay
a good one at that bc i died 2 minutes in
This character is so great 😂
Thank you so much for being you.
NOT WEARING PANTS,SO UNPROFESSIONAL.
ASMR The Ballad Of Gay Tony
Gta 4 life
@@crazyneigbor4578 double meaning lol puns
@@c.i.a8359 are you the real CIA
Do you play music instruments?
Vinnie: Yes I play the J.
He really needs to do a Clark Kent/superman role play
Bella Mays No Batman. Batman is better.
@@iloveshanedawson9029 i think he means cuz of his face
@@iloveshanedawson9029 I was just thinking that!!!! He definitely looks like Bruce from the comic books and from Batman TAS!!!
@@iloveshanedawson9029 nah superman is better
never clicked a video so fast...
angel cruz cool
armando munoz Ok
W1stfulK1tten1 congrats
angel cruz I know you're lying for likes
why would this be relaxing
this man is threatening your life
WHY ARE YOU THREATENING MY LIFE OVER 57 DOLLARS
WHY DO I NOT HAVE 57 DOLLARS, IM NOT THAT POOR
ASMR ISN'T LETHAL, YOU DON'T JUST LOOK BAD YOU ARE BAD
BAD HITMAN
BAD
+Squires lmfao! Staaaahp 😂💀
ITS TRUE
IM TRYING TO S L E E P
"That's a calculator,"
No... I thought it was a dolphin...
2:53 when 'm failing math and my parents wanna know why
That burp though :) love these videos, cant wait till part 3
damn vinny! back at it again with black suit
Yen the smiling dinosaur it's VINNY. you owe Tony money. Vinny is collecting the money
PayneV22 yeah i know,I just like to say tony better lol i'll change it anyway
Yen the smiling dinosaur Get out
Yen the smiling dinosaur leave
this is the sequel i didn't know i needed until now; still as funny as last time!
I can’t take any of these role plays serious Im dead 💀 😂
$19.99 ---> $57??
What kind of interest is that
Samuel Goosey 13.99% at a monthly rate.
Why u going so in-depth with this 😂
Benji Benji I’m dying at this comment 😂😂
This was so stressful, I actually felt that if I slept I would die. Lol. It was like a challenge to stay awake, but great vid
It was almost like the asmr equivalent to a do not laugh challenge
I had to pause the video at the beginning to get the laughing out of my system,the way he waved that gun though😂😂😂
I saw the title of this video and it literally made my day. I loved the first one so much.
Vinny: „Allright, let‘s get down to business.“
Me: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS! HUA!
😂😂😂😂 okay, so I wasn’t the only one who thought it, thank god
The Spanish Inquisition for the Mob. "Bring me the comfy chair!"
your mobster lilt is very john travolta in grease and i am 110% here for it
pennyfarthing yes
No john travolta in pulp fiction
Thank you again for doing a "part 2." It is most appreciated. This is funny, relaxing and well done.
I love this character
He said divide by 0. Bruh
I love how entertaining this is at the same time too
remember when Tony was all up in your grill over a dollar
I love these RPs so much :D thanks for making them.
It's amazing how well you stay into character👍
I love how the most popular videos are the first and second Tony want his money videos. I can see why they're fucking amazing. It's the same as the Godfather pt1 and 2. Anyone else getting the chills from that?
6:21 “I found this J, I don’t know where it came from”
Jeremy’s gonna be wanting his J back
Tell Tony he can come ask me for his 💰 lol
Can you do an ASMR boyfriend roleplay? That would literally make my entire year.☺️
My jaw literally dropped, when this popped up in notifications!
“I’m gonna do some ASMR triggers and uh you’re gonna die”
Relaxing
everytime he asks why i'm not asleep already, i feel so sorry for him, because his asmr is actually so so so good :(