Punch machine never stood a chance 😂
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- Punch machine never stood a chance 😂
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"Go outside , have fun and meet new people"
Outside:
No wonder he can’t keep any friends lol
Ikr
Thank you for the laugh. :)
Forreal 🤣🤣🤣
Wish those likes will turn into my subs one day 😂
Gonna tell my children this is how humanity fought against AI
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 sick dude
Is this Charlie Z's. Latino half brother?
Hahahahahahahaha 🎉😂🎉😂
Its like someone made a street fighter character with Jim carrey in mind.
Bro you read my mind 😂
I was literally thinking about the same thing
That's right😂
You mean Adon?
Pete Davidson
Nah, he has to start with "ALLLRIGHTY THEN" 😂
Bro is on cocaine❌
Cocaine is on bro✔
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 nah this one got it 😂
That's EXACTLY what I thought 😂😂😂
I'm going to call him snowcain.
Bro low key no cap frfr lit fire
This guy is the perfect example of “you don’t need drugs to get high” 💀💀💀
How dare you assume he isn’t high off drugs !
@@infiniteghost8591 How dare you have a fantastic pfp!
100% he me at the gym. 😂
💀🤪
No he's on the class A scheduled strictly controlled cause it makes me people go out of control because a jinn (spirits) can now make you act like they got you programmed through a remote control stay up drink water and say no to alcohol and cocaine
The headbutt was just to let the machine know he's the Alpha 😂
And he let them know that he is the new zidane😂
No he is actually a super intelligent human who fixed the lights on the machine with just a single headbutt truly remarkable
Gave it one for the road 😂😂
The machine instantly recognized him as BOXER after that hit
😂😂😂
“Go play with the neighbours kid”
The kid:
🙁PTSD💀
I was forced to
@@adamsheriff2468 💀
😂😂😂
I Can’t Breathe 🤣🤣🤣
“Men never fight like they used to anymore”
1950s men fights:
💯 agree 👍💪🤙👍☝️
At least they rarely used guns 😂
Pour voir pareil spectacle apoellons ça....un guignol un singe pas un homme😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If cocaine was a person.
😂
Wins the internet 🥇
🤣🤣
More like meth geez
Call him Mc Gregor haha.
He is the guy they call when the machine isn't working, basically the mechanic.
I like men
@@Shed-748💀🗿🗿
his ball & peener almost popped out his shorts
@@Shed-748Ah so your a boy kisser ok 😏
fixes the machine with a single headbutt
That headbutt was personal 💀
😢ufrxjsxg hkhbhhfyvtsjbl
Ikr
@@WalkieWalkie10-4 crazy
@@Fnino42069
😂
He was acting like MCGREGOR
If the guy who played Freddie Mercury became a street fighter character
Freddy HURTcury
wdym "played freddie mercury" he was a real person
@@capybara6057he meant rami malek
So Don Frye right? Don Frye looks like Eddie Mercury
@@capybara6057You know he meant portrayed. Cmon now.
If Brandon Moreno and Diego Sanchez had a baby and that baby decided to do cocaine with Conor McGregor:
Haha, legit thought it was Moreno from the thumbnail
Lmao
Hahaha, thats perfect
That's about the most accurate description of anything I've ever read in my life.
This couldn't be anymore spot on.
Bro is literally a fighting game character
I can easily see him in street fighter for some reason 😂
Hahahaha
i add him as bonus character on my pvp fight sim game
That's because he was imitating a character. Smh some of you all are really dense. 😄
Mfer is bonus content
The guy you want on your side during a bar fight...
Yeah until the cops show up lol
the guy that causes bar fights and you have to join again even if you’re taking a sht in a restroom.
@@erwinsmith3198ah yes the next day bar shits 🤔
I can't trust him he is kinda mad he can change sides or hurt himself 😂
@@alpha-gy1es he can be aimed. These videos are proof 😂
Punch machine after 1 day:🤰
When he pulls up his shorts ,he gets +15 strength
dudes nuts almost came out due to how high his shorts were
Reminded me of conor mcgregor lol
@@ya_boi_AB39his nuts legit almost came out😂
Skid mark power up
He put that Hagler on it haha
Man's looking like a character played by Jim Carrey
AAAAAALLLLRIGHTYTHENNNNN
@@Aaron0911 😂😂😂😂😂
The cable guy
More like Smith.& Jones.
I thought the exact same thing and same over acting that Jim Carrey does. I don't care for all his movies,, just a few.
When your friend gets out of the insane asylum for the first time
And possibly the last time lmao
Muy bueno 😂 jajaja
@@josephlittlefield2313 😭🤣
😂😂😂
Baj
Nobody:
Jim Carrey in his movies:
"French people are so romantic"
French people:
C'est des gitans, les anglais vous êtes vraiment incultes.
No such thing anymore, the Algerians entered en masse and destroyed the country. The French have been fleeing elsewhere. Nightly arson, assaults etc and constant race riots (this recent one resulting in a man being "taken", hands removed and legs broken). Don't forget all the bedbug infestations in Paris spreading everywhere.
That's how the early romantics were
😂
Hé IS manouche frenchy tho, very singular community in France
Calmest guy in Ireland
It's in France though ^^
*In Liverpool*
did you read what the guy said?
🤣
Its french im french i Can clearly hear my language
The fact the headbutt actually fixes the lighting of the logo has me dead 😂.
Observation to be mentioned...
I know lol
No lights were fixed. It was a flow of lights spread across in a pattern placed in that order final the logo glows . Please observe
underrated comment
Didn't know that until I saw your comment 😂
Bro built like waluigi
75% arms and legs
25% torso and head
1000000% crouch
Your pfp is hideous
The shy kid after two beers
Lmao
Every white guy from French suburbs -
Okay but 2? More like 10 😂
😆
😅
He played the part so well I don't know if he's acting or if this is his everyday energy
By energy, you mean "insane"?
His poor head will pay for that playing.
@@cowoverthemoo I think that there is ,,nothing" inside to pay.
No Brain - nothing.
Same
@@norpriest521 by insane do you mean lots of cocaine?
As a bartender, you have no idea how many drunken fights start with this machine 💀
What ? How ? Explain the mechanism
@@BogalaSawundiris you just punch the bag and the machine measures the force of the punch... that's the whole game. Now add irrational drunk guys, a lot of pride, and a little smack talk, and you've got a recipe for violence.
We got rid of the machine and our bouncers got bored lol
@@surj138 Wow ! That's crazy to hear. By the way tell me about the bouncers ? Are they Judoka, Wrestlers, Sambists ? Are they all grappler types ? Maybe some Rugby/American football players ?
@@BogalaSawundiris they don't play rugby, they are heterosexual
@@BogalaSawundiriswhat? You going on and on like the FBI
" They say I know fuckah nothing, but I know fuckhall " 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Monday morning he was back at work teaching 4 grade history.
Ongggg
"Monday left me broken"
The headbut actually made the logo turn on😂😂
@muhammadsteinberg Teaching history while making history. What a legend!😂
Nah, Monday morning he'll be standing in formation.
Don't ever mess with a guy with bright yellow shorts. 💀
*Hot Pants
Banana shorts
🎵 I wear my bright yellow shorts at night 🎵
Hahahaha 🤣 bring thong jajaja
Absolutely, they're the source of his power!
Bro got that superwog dad stance 🗿
Was looking for a comment mentioning Superwog’s dad 😂
Fr fr
Fr fr fr fr
Fr fr fr fr fr fr fr
why doesnt he post anymore
Bro must be anatomically built like a Ken doll to be able to pull up his shorts so high 😂
Wrote the same thing. Should've read yours first 😂😂😂
He’s built like an athlete or mma fighter
This guy was the kid that ate all the glue and crayons as a kid.
probably as an adult too
Where do you think he gets his extra protein@@James-wd9ib
A crayon a day keeps the doctor way.
Lol
Yes, he was the crazy kid in school.
Therapist : Cocaine Boxer Freddy Mercury can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
Cocaine Boxer Freddy Mercury:
True fear
best friend
Rotflmao... 😉
This comment had me weak 🤣
Headbutts you right between the eyes while you’re sleeping 😭😭😭
I know the Punch machine doesn't want to see this guy again 😂😂😂
Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“That nerd can’t do anything as long as I overpower him”
The nerd:
The headbutt at the end has me weak😂😭
440 likes and no comment - here you go.
Cringe
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 same
@@ipmate9334 nahhh it was funny come on
@@pf1793 ong💀
“My buddy is gonna come out with us tonight, he’s chill.”
Buddy:
My buddy said this once. Within the first hour the dude had a bottle of gin in each hand and five ciggies in his mouth and was roaring out my apartment window at people passing by..
This the type of dude who gives himself brain damage by age 25
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@vicvega3614if it was fun it was worth it
@@vicvega3614Exactly and MMA ? I am not a fan of this is really the game opinion, I put $ on the machine
Imagine this being the last thing you see before you get knocked out.
No
😂
This made me laugh out loud..😂
I would have 😅before I got knocked out lol
And he headbuts you while your down 😂
Bro fixed the “BOXER” light 💀
the guy fixed the "Boxer" light sign with his end headbutt 😂😂
That’s pretty much how I fix everything 💀
🤣🤣🤣 now I see it. Thanks
@@iTzIVY6yeah TV not working BAM! PC fan acting up? BAAAM SLAP
Omg literally he did bahahaha
Once it gets past 900 it lights up it's like indicating a good score
I'm going to tell my kids this is Freddie Mercury
Wait, it's not?
I’m telling them it’s Rami Malek
I didn't know Jean Claude Van Damme became a tiktoker
joji
😭😭😭
That headbutt at the end 😂😂😂
If Jean-Claude Van Damme & Jim Carrey had a Love Child.
And he dressed like Freddie Mercury
😂😂😂
😮😂😂
I Cannot😂😂😂
Lmao
That boxer sign started to glow after that headbutt 💀
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣💀
😂😂😂😂
B O X E R
Percussive maintenance.
The only person that genuinely knows how to fix the broken ice cream machine at McDonalds:
Ooohhhhhh that's why all the machines are always down😂
I used to work night shift at McDonald's when our ice cream machine was actually down for maintenance.
The crew came on to fix it that night. When the lady went to pull the machine out, we found out quick that it hadn't been properly drained... Ice cream and shake mix shot out of the machine all over her. We and the people at the drive through window stopped in shock for a few seconds.
Macas was a helluva experience.
this mf 😭😂
Being able to wear those shorts without being charged with indecent exposure tells me why he is so pissed.
The 0.01% that hand sanitizer doesn’t kill:
😂😂😂😂😂
Dude I'm rollin still. 😂😂😂
LMAO 😂
Wife: My husband is probably out there cheating on me.
Husband:
😂😂😂😂
Best line
69th like🗿🗿
With the boysss
🤣
He said “you’re dead” in French for anyone wondering
He said the blood of your dead !
Wich is a very harsh insult.
This needs to be up lol
Perso j'entends "la putain de tes morts"
Def not. He says morts that’s for sure haha but not you’re dead. A little bit more flair than that 😂oldie but goodie
T Mort 😂 what a jerk..i disapproved this clip ...im french 2 t mort
That headbutt is crazy 😂
Her: "he's probably out cheating rn😔"
*him and the boys*
He be banging that machine tho
Who tf cares what "she" is thinkin!?
@@IcyBrown
Obviously him!🙄
He doesn't want his stuff thrown out on the curb.
Again.
Hes probably copying comments on youtube rn
such an over used comment be original pleaseeeeee
He fixed that boxing light with that headbutt at the end 😂😂😂
Lmao, i was looking for this comment 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i didn't even notice
😂😂😂 I didn't see that until you pointed it out I was too busy gut laughing
💀💀💀💀
That headbutt was personal
😂😂
He was asserting dominance frl 😂
Send me your profile photo pls I need that lmao
eye
@@MILK_RL45 like a fine dominant ram 😂❤
He fixed the led light
When you see him pull up his shorts, you know bro is about to go absolutely primal
That headbutt was territorial 💀💀💀
Fr 💀💀💀
☠
💀💀
💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
The type of dude to say "So you're a tough guy eh?"
😂
Pants up the waist 1940z tough guy 😅
Whaddya want ya durrrdee kappa?!
😂😂😂
😂😂 then he pulls this move
“Alcohol won’t affect my child at all”
The child:
Edit: ok
Fr bro😂
C est pas grave il aura beaucoup mieux
Bro got a critical hit 💀💀💀
Stops 935 isn't the max 999
Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, bro.
"Cocaine's a helluva of drug."
-Rick James
🤣😂🤣
Lmao 🤣🤣
He tweekn!
Me lo dices o me lo cuentas jejeje 1 saludo desde galicia
Beat me to it! Lmao
Girl's: He's probably out cheating on me while he's with his friends
Boy's: Watch me headbutt this Punching Machine
😂😂😂 Underrated comment
it's become old
😂😂man this goes down in history for best comment
On a faire à de l'hétéro binaire
Ils le feront mais avec des prostituées
And in actuality she is the one out cheaten around
Bro that guys punch is deadly💀
Bro fr got his head in the game
Underrated comment 🔥🔥🔥
He has good head game indeed 😉
@@sgrp2706🤨
@@Numen-217 why you thinking like that woah
Fr 💀💀🦾🗿
Girlfriend:he's probably out cheating on me
Him:
Actually made me laugh
🤣
@@cranemazing same
Lol 🤣
Always the copied jokes 😑
Bro just fixed the "boxer" sign lights with his head👍🗿
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good notice
Lmao didn't even notice
Too basic.
he probably broke it after the last punch😂
no it's because he reached 900+
Mum: Go play with the neighbours kid
The neighbours kid:
Dude harassed, disrespected and assaulted the machine 😂😂
I'm glad you didn't see the whole video😂😂😂
and some lgbtq claims that the machine identifies as she\him
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
This man is the definition of a wild card. I bet chaos ensues everywhere this dude goes 🤣
Underrated comment
Homie IS chaos wym
No just tic follows him
Have you ever stood like that before? You actually feel invincible.
I can do anything!
Chaos Chaos!
The fact that bro is actually strong is terrifying 💀
I use to think that way and then I literally saw jacked up dudes who look like they work out and run daily for hours and have strength and speed ..your chin can still get checked..its about movement and having a strong chin and head or you'll get knocked out you can be Arnold in his prime and a horse jockey catches you and your done
Terrifying??? 🤣🤣,,Nahhhh lol
@@marcohvac8902😂❤
Guys like a gymnast or something, seen it on his IG
Never underestimate your opponent
The headbutt gave him a boost to his score!😂😂😂
Mom: you should invite some kids to your birthday party
The kids:
😆
😂
😂😂😂
He literally lights up the Boxer logo by hitting the box with his head😂😂🤣🤣
No comments bro, let me change that
The game was like “ye this a boxër”
So true 🤣
Had to watch again to see what you meant lol under rated comment
@@gigachad7345 lol
bro is straight out of a cartoon. 💀
If Testosterone was a person
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO
*cocaine
Don Frye would be that
testosterone is a person
hes probably the unbeatable character in every anime
Lol
💯😂😂
Dope... I always loved Steve Uncle as Bruce Lee .
boss level that make you say he'll nah
Maybe...Or he is the character that beats every unbeatable character in any animes
That headbutt is personal 😂
Yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro fixed the light😂
Had to look for this.😂
Lights up when over 900
Hahah you are funny bro. Let's have a beer
@@Wtfisahandle344 not the point🤣
No cap😂
I can't decide what I like more: the shorts, his stance, or the confidence to do all of this in public 🤣
The fact he does all that and still can hit hard.
Hes just stupid af not confident😂😂😂
@@arkfan5345 I don't even think I seen his score 🤣
The armband is nice too 😂
Alcohol
That one friend you can't take nowhere!
But when there is trouble at hand you just call this guy, nobody's gonna try messig with you😊
That one friend you can take anywhere**
😂
I'm that friend lmao
🤣
Mom: Go play with the neighbors kid..
The neighbors kid:
Bruh I died when he headbutt the machine 🤣
Same 😂
Dude is just built different 😂
Hillarious
As the boxer light turns on😭
How are you still alive then ?
Summoning that inner Erkyl energy
And then he'd be like, Did I do that?
When your mom makes you invite the weird kid from your class to your birthday party and he has too much sugar.
Stop fuccin with us weird kids bruh
I don't think that's just sugar.
dee dee dee deee
And then you become best friends 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Sein* Ego* ist größer als der Schlag 😅
Imagine seeing him actually drop someone like this 😂
HahahhahahahhAhalmfao hahahhahahahhhajh
🤣 bruh by the time he pulls his pants up I've already walked down the block. Ain't nobody got time for Muay Thai Rodriguez Lee 😂
I feel like I'd see it coming
And pick up a case at the same time 💀
I can see it.
This man is literally a One Piece character that accidentally went to Jojo's universe.
ONG BRO THE CLOTHING AND THE STANCE ONG LOOK LIKE IT
😂
How he hav no pp
Lol
@UA-camblows247 npc
Mom: "go play with the neighbor's kids. They seem nice."
The neighbor's kids:
Hahahahahaha
This is that engineering major kid who finally decided to hang out with his roommates.
Doctor: Theres something wrong with your kid.
Mom: My kid is fine!
The kid:
🤣🤣
YES 😵🤣
☠️
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those yellow shorts give him +15 strength
So stop laughing
No lie when he pulls em up is like attaching an accessory on em
And with the arm bandana that's another +20
@@stag-g1675 😂😂😂
White tank top -
(+25) STAMINA 😎
@@stag-g1675 20%crit😂
@@hiimdominic3780 Headbutt unlocked 😂😂😂
My g fixed the lights with his head
Lol
Lol
Hahahhahaha
It turns on when it hits 900, he didn't turn it on, it just called him a boxer.
😂😂😂
Machine was like
“Aigh bruh chill I’ll give you 900”
🤣
😂🤣
That headbutt was personal😂
Nah b
Can we appreciate that homey still scored a 935!! 😮
Fact, I have a high score of 925 on one of those machines and they are no joke.
"Homey" never seen "homie" spelled that way....
Ahhhhhh, now they both look weird to me!!! Which is right? Which is real?
The machine was taken completely off-guard
Ikr, these machines are weird. I've seen punches that looked much harder, score less than that
@@BobBobOnUA-cammaybe less momentum? Faster but not as heavy?
Sign him to a 10 fight deal now ASAP Dana White... 😆 🤣 😂
My man has a serious case of JCE: Jim Carrey Energy.
Also BDE
@lyllbj753 what is bde
@@crowjff7611Big D*ck Energy
I thought you meant Jim Crow Emergy!
@@crowjff7611big d*** energy
And he even fixed the light and everything what a wonderful individual
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My guy😂😂😂
That was a phenomenal act of detail spotting!! 😂😂😂
Anybody gonna talk about the fact he fixed the light on the punching machine? 💀
Yh fr bros a gentleman and a scholar 😂
bro he didn't, it turns on by itself when it's side lights reaches to the top.
Impeccable timing then! He is the machine@@ItsChris99
@@ItsChris99😁👍
It flashes three different strengths at the end of your punch . It comes up automatically just right timing lol one says weak one says advanced and top is boxer. 🎉good timing tho😂
If cocaine was a person: