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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 11 місяців тому +6

    Chris Finch. Bloody good used car salesman.

  • @lw3646
    @lw3646 10 місяців тому +1

    20:33 Finchy!

  • @db0800
    @db0800 Рік тому +3

    Great posts. Saves me getting the dvds out!!

  • @matzeklingner3902
    @matzeklingner3902 5 років тому +12

    poor old Finchie!

  • @jamietrev
    @jamietrev Рік тому

    Mr Dee is a proper mod. I can see him dancing on the nightclub balcony Quadrophenia style

  • @cycklist
    @cycklist 5 років тому +5

    So good!

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 років тому +3

    If a giraffe stood next to a blue whale on land, they would actually be almost the same height (but the whale would be much, much longer). But a whale in water might be taller than one on land, because water supports its weight, while on land it would be somewhat flattened due to gravity,

    • @jackwatson3944
      @jackwatson3944 5 років тому +1

      Nah a Giraffe is taller than a blue whale no matter where it is.

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 5 років тому +1

      the tallest blue whale is about the same height as the shortest giraffe

    • @philhall1701
      @philhall1701 3 роки тому +2

      Depends on the age of the Giraffe, and obviously the Pygmy Giraffes from Burundi Bundi are quite short, about the height of the average Dolphin, or small Porpoise.

    • @terrortorn
      @terrortorn Рік тому

      Whichever way you cut it the tallest mammal is the blue whale. You measure the giraffe from head to hoof do the same for the blue whale head to tail, its no contest. Blue whales also spend much of their time in vertical orientation, when diving. So dependant on when you measure them they are tall and not long as in horizontal swimming. Blue Whale, simple.

    • @gerald_the_science_guy
      @gerald_the_science_guy 10 місяців тому +2

      Some of you need to go back to primary school. *Tall* is NOT the same as *Long.* The answer IS giraffe. You are exactly the type of people the show is making fun of.

  • @simonmurphy3095
    @simonmurphy3095 6 місяців тому +1

    The ending is so dark.

  • @RickRubinesque
    @RickRubinesque 5 років тому +11

    There's only the wife and the writer I don't want to slap on this show.

  • @kingawags
    @kingawags 4 роки тому +8

    Normally Rick always gets his at the end of an ep.. but all that happened here, was that he completely screwed over a perfectly innocent car salesman. Wtf?
    I really hated him in this episode.

    • @HampsteadOwl
      @HampsteadOwl 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, but what's going to happen when the car salesman tells the police he didn't sell Rick the car? They'll investigate. Go back to Rick. Uncover the truth. Then it's Rick who'll be in big trouble for lying to the police and falsely accusing someone of a criminal offence. There's only one person going to jail in this scenario, and it's not the car salesman. Even by Rick's standards it was a monumentally stupid thing to do.

    • @kingawags
      @kingawags 4 роки тому +2

      @@HampsteadOwl I do concur, but if they ended the ep with the rozzers rocking up at his door again that would have made a great show ender! LoL even though it's the season opener. But your comment did make me feel better about him getting his comeuppance. Cheers. 👍

    • @theLdogg
      @theLdogg 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah I was waiting for the usual comeuppance! Also normally he's just a bit of a prat. He's actively really foul in this one, especially with Magda.

  • @TWH442
    @TWH442 4 роки тому +4

    Ending made no sense. If ur Rick,
    Why fit up Chris Finch?
    Why not just tell the police where u got the car?
    Wouldnt the police be able to tell straight away from paperwork where car came from.

  • @jamesdaly611
    @jamesdaly611 Рік тому +1

    Bootarm

  • @IranVlog
    @IranVlog 4 роки тому +2

    giraffe + whale baby < trump's ego

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 4 місяці тому

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
    Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ."
    Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
    Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plains?..."
    Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
    Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
    Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
    Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

  • @matador4964
    @matador4964 4 роки тому +12

    rick is a terrible person

  • @oldoddjobs
    @oldoddjobs Рік тому

    Wtf

  • @dragonsdynamite6403
    @dragonsdynamite6403 19 днів тому

    The series are good in small quantities. After 2/3 episodes it simply becomes infuriating/annoying.

  • @robwood8270
    @robwood8270 3 роки тому +5

    Cant stand that sam.and Ben loool