My theory is that once a human dies there's nothing, the soul enters an inert state in a void of which there is nothing, nothing to feel, hear, see, or interact with. When a human soul is disturbed that spark of disturbance can be enough to cause them to regain consciousness and become aware of the void their soul is in, at that moment they are in a void with only their own thoughts and nothing else. The soul then claws it's way back to the realm of the living, refusing to return to the nothingness waiting for it.
My theory of why the undead humans are always so vengeful is because they feel their death has been violated. I talked with an old human of this subject and he told me of how death is not the end but a transition for human souls, some wish for peace, others for eternal war and others for knowledge. When a human dies they expect their body to be…respected when they expire. Be it a memorial fire or a sacred burying.
Skelly Boi three days after resurrection: “Oh I would walk five hundred miles, oh i would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked… Necromancer: “Please, Stop. I beg you!” Skelly Boi: “Having free will or singing?” Necromancer: “BOTH!!!” Skelly Boi: “hmmm… Nope(somehow pops the ‘P’ despite having no lips)! Du da du da, Du da, du da. Du da, du da. Du da du, du da du, du da du, du da du, du da!” Continues walking and sings even louder in a more cheerier tone out of spite. Necromancer having a stroke: *Unintelligible grappling, gasping and groaning noises* Also Skelly Boi: “You do you man, I’m off to see my great great great great grandkids! See ya around buddy.”
A few hundred years later. Skelly Boi: “Don’t stop me now. I’m havin’ a good time. I’m having a ball…” The King standing at foot of the mountain: *hears muffled singing through the very stone itself* “At least he’s singing a different song this time around…”
@@daz7052 just pick up the same mountain it’s right there he’s just digging out picking it up would reset all that work the lil bone man created trying to dig out not that I expect their to even be a trail once he digs out cause I doubt he’s building a tunnel with support beams anyways pick up same mountain he just left and boom issue resolved
@@daz7052 quick the skeleton has emerged pick up the mountain again boom same answer and honestly just use magic cause clearly it exists to kinda blend the middle of the mountain together just move him around so he never can get close if u didn’t wanna pick it up again
Little does the rest of the world know, the server updated and introduced a brand new human lich class. New players can only spawn when human N/PC reaches 0 hp & is interacted with by non-gravekeeper subclasses. The poor necromancer ended up spawning a high ranking member of Spiff Co. or maybe even the Spiffiest Boi himself. Hard to tell since the devs quarantined him by having the NPCs drop a mountain on him.
@@gerbentime4175 If it isn't Spiff... A Greater Evil Is Coming... Lock away your Gold... Seal all your Tea... Fear the Top-Hat Monocle Mustache Skeleton...
@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 Look up "Perfectly Balaned" or " No Exploits" or "Spiffing Brit" ... And then you will join the cult of tea drinkers and colonizing exploiters.
@@marclytle644 Statler: That was a medium joke. Waldorf: A medium joke? What do you mean? Statler: Well, it wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done! Both: Bwa hah hah hah
My thoughts exactly, humans become a consciousness rendered inert in a void, the disturbance causes the consciousness to awaken and realize where it is and whats around it, causing to to claw it's way back to the world of the living.
I've had that happen a few times with him and others, if youtube thinks your a bot subscriber with no interaction aside from likes and dislikes it will purge you from the subs every once in a bit but not always I still have some from 2011 on another account but missing others of the same time frame. *edit spelling
My theory is that once a human dies there's nothing, the soul enters an inert state in a void of which there is nothing, nothing to feel, hear, see, or interact with.
When a human soul is disturbed that spark of disturbance can be enough to cause them to regain consciousness and become aware of the void their soul is in, at that moment they are in a void with only their own thoughts and nothing else.
The soul then claws it's way back to the realm of the living, refusing to return to the nothingness waiting for it.
Reminds me of "The night's dawn" trilogy by Peter F. Hamilton
My theory of why the undead humans are always so vengeful is because they feel their death has been violated. I talked with an old human of this subject and he told me of how death is not the end but a transition for human souls, some wish for peace, others for eternal war and others for knowledge. When a human dies they expect their body to be…respected when they expire. Be it a memorial fire or a sacred burying.
could be a revenant, those fuckers REFUSE to stop until the subject of their ire has ceased to be
My grandmother told me years ago before she past, "remember child your burn trash not people."
Skelly Boi three days after resurrection: “Oh I would walk five hundred miles, oh i would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked…
Necromancer: “Please, Stop. I beg you!”
Skelly Boi: “Having free will or singing?”
Necromancer: “BOTH!!!”
Skelly Boi: “hmmm… Nope(somehow pops the ‘P’ despite having no lips)! Du da du da, Du da, du da. Du da, du da. Du da du, du da du, du da du, du da du, du da!” Continues walking and sings even louder in a more cheerier tone out of spite.
Necromancer having a stroke: *Unintelligible grappling, gasping and groaning noises*
Also Skelly Boi: “You do you man, I’m off to see my great great great great grandkids! See ya around buddy.”
A few hundred years later.
Skelly Boi: “Don’t stop me now. I’m havin’ a good time. I’m having a ball…”
The King standing at foot of the mountain: *hears muffled singing through the very stone itself* “At least he’s singing a different song this time around…”
Kalcium?
@@nweasels perhaps…
@@colinmasterson666 I find that answer vague and unconvincing.
Eventually that skeleton will dig out from under the mountain. And it will never stop.
Drop another one easy solution it be a traditional once every what 500 years or so
@@mlgfails2727 but what happens when there’s nothing to drop on them? You cannot stop a human that refuses to die
@@daz7052 just pick up the same mountain it’s right there he’s just digging out picking it up would reset all that work the lil bone man created trying to dig out not that I expect their to even be a trail once he digs out cause I doubt he’s building a tunnel with support beams anyways pick up same mountain he just left and boom issue resolved
@@mlgfails2727 what if he digs under it
@@daz7052 quick the skeleton has emerged pick up the mountain again boom same answer and honestly just use magic cause clearly it exists to kinda blend the middle of the mountain together just move him around so he never can get close if u didn’t wanna pick it up again
Okay, you definitely nailed the tone of this story. Agro Squerril did well, but I think you got the tone better for this one.
Agro is too much like a Victorian general, full of bluster and chuff, whereas Net has the edge of spite and bitterness, a Terran with an objective.
That's why we like both.
Oh FFS I've just seen the name....
FUCKS SAKE BRIGHT I KNOW YOURE O5 BUT ISN'T THIS ON YOUR BANNED LIST??
@@BeeKisses Why whatever do you mean? I'm just some random civilian enjoying a narration for a webstory.
@@doctorbright1065 wasn't the basic summary of things you CAN do is "breathe, but you're on thin fucking ice"
The dead of humanity is about resting. Don't wake it.
This is absolutely brilliant short horror story.
Little does the rest of the world know, the server updated and introduced a brand new human lich class.
New players can only spawn when human N/PC reaches 0 hp & is interacted with by non-gravekeeper subclasses.
The poor necromancer ended up spawning a high ranking member of Spiff Co. or maybe even the Spiffiest Boi himself.
Hard to tell since the devs quarantined him by having the NPCs drop a mountain on him.
It's obviously spiff himself who is looking for a way to exploit the rest of us inside the game too
@@gerbentime4175
If it isn't Spiff...
A Greater Evil Is Coming...
Lock away your Gold...
Seal all your Tea...
Fear the Top-Hat Monocle Mustache Skeleton...
It seems I am too uncultured to understand the references, I ask that I may be educated in such culture.
Please?
@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
Look up "Perfectly Balaned" or " No Exploits" or "Spiffing Brit"
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And then you will join the cult of tea drinkers and colonizing exploiters.
@@marakevans3984 hfy stories if I have a good guess?
Ah yes the old anti stone monkey king strategi of dropping a mountain on it
Originally invented by Buddha to deal with sun wukong
Why couldn't the skeleton be stopped?
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It really had a _bone to pick with someone._
*rimshot*
That pun tickled my funny bone
@@twojstarypijany3182 I hate you both take my damn like 😂 dont normally get that fucked up by simple puns 😂🤣
Get out.
Statler & Waldor: "Boo! Boo! That was terrible!" (Those were the two old Muppets at the end of the Muppet show. man I am old)
@@marclytle644 Statler: That was a medium joke.
Waldorf: A medium joke? What do you mean?
Statler: Well, it wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done!
Both: Bwa hah hah hah
Pull apart the pieces and bury them all in their own holes? Might work better than a mountain, but could also just piss it off even more xD
Hell was full and he was cast out.
When Hell is full, the dead shall walk the Earth.
Even in death we serve
Why do human souls refuse to rest? Because they've seen what lies on the other side...
and there's nothing there
My thoughts exactly, humans become a consciousness rendered inert in a void, the disturbance causes the consciousness to awaken and realize where it is and whats around it, causing to to claw it's way back to the world of the living.
@@Nyghtking If given opportunity, humans refuse to stay dead.
Ah! Hello gordon!
@@tlakutlaku1377 Hello Dr. Coomer
Well that's horrifying
I will stop touching them when they stop touching ME!
HOW DO YOU KILL SOMETHING THAT HAS NO LIFE.
I'm sure I was subbed a couple weeks ago. You just dropped off my recommended for a while. Weird. I fixed it.
I've had that happen a few times with him and others, if youtube thinks your a bot subscriber with no interaction aside from likes and dislikes it will purge you from the subs every once in a bit but not always I still have some from 2011 on another account but missing others of the same time frame.
*edit spelling
Welcome back to the fold
Bless the Narrator
Bless the Author
One for the author and one for the bard.
Excellent Goosebumps
Don't touch the dead
Yes yes fucking yes.
A true spooky scary skeleton.
What's the music in the background.
What's the background music?
For the algorithm
Chilling
Very well done!