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  • 15 April: On this day in 1755, Samuel Johnson's dictionary was published.
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    This clip is from QI Series J, Episode 4, 'Jack and Jill' with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Katy Brand, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
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  • @Ravaxr
    @Ravaxr 2 роки тому +45

    My favorite anecdote about this, courtesy of Hitchens: When Dr. Johnson published his dictionary he was visited by a delegation of respectable ladies who congratulated him for his decision to exclude any indecent words, to which he replied "Ladies, I congratulate you on your persistence in looking them up!"

    • @jbjaguar2717
      @jbjaguar2717 Рік тому +2

      Why did I read that in the voice of Robbie Coltrane? Oh yes - Blackadder.

  • @RJSRdg
    @RJSRdg 2 роки тому +62

    Johnson's definition of lexicographer:
    "One who compiles dictionaries - a pleasant and genial fellow"!

  • @rozamunduszek4787
    @rozamunduszek4787 6 років тому +521

    The definition of "sock" reminds me of a definition of "horse" in the first Polish dictionary: "horse - what it is, everybody can see"

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 6 років тому +22

      *Flying hussars intensifies *

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 5 років тому +10

      What if you're blind?

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 4 роки тому +8

      I wonder how many other nouns were given similar treatment?

    • @christiangeiselmann
      @christiangeiselmann 4 роки тому +7

      Simon It's the number everybody knows.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +22

      I mean what's the alternative, "A bloody massive dog"

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 7 років тому +168

    Black Adder reference was on point.

    • @68Boca
      @68Boca 2 роки тому +5

      and whenever I hear of Dr Samuel Johnson, I instantly see Robbie Coltrane.

  • @Thecognoscenti_1
    @Thecognoscenti_1 5 років тому +261

    "I've done C and D."
    "Right, let's hear it then."
    "Big, blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in. Sea."

    • @AnonymousXeno
      @AnonymousXeno 4 роки тому +6

      Je ne sais quoi That’s from the blackadder episode where they thought they burnt the only dictionary

    • @TheEnglishScotsman
      @TheEnglishScotsman 3 роки тому +8

      Dog - not a cat

    • @eightw5783
      @eightw5783 3 роки тому +3

      It was B and C. B a thing that goes bzzzz.

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 6 місяців тому

      B
      A
      Buzzing
      Thing

  • @philipmonihan8222
    @philipmonihan8222 4 роки тому +31

    Blackadder and Only Fools and Horses references in one video. Well done.

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 роки тому +73

    I love Sue's rubbish hammer-mime when she defined 'shapesmith': "I've... done a thing..."

    • @howardsend6589
      @howardsend6589 3 роки тому

      Get out more.

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 2 роки тому

      ........... A very *bad* thing
      Now that would have sparked real interest.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 років тому +23

    Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick and he lived happily ever after

  • @Riptize
    @Riptize 7 років тому +420

    I offer my most gracious contrafibularities to those, who knew the answer.

    • @hornyfuckinturtle
      @hornyfuckinturtle 7 років тому +3

      Ill probably sound the buzzer, but please stop Shakespeare

    • @nfmonteiro
      @nfmonteiro 7 років тому +44

      +firehazard I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word. I suspect your dictionaries could use some embiggening.

    • @replicon1
      @replicon1 7 років тому +31

      You surely aren't leaving without your pendigestatery interludeteries?

    • @Wolf6119
      @Wolf6119 7 років тому +29

      I am frasmotic and anaspectic towards those who didn't know the answer.

    • @unclejoeoakland
      @unclejoeoakland 6 років тому +12

      This clearly calls for an outside expert to help resolve the matter.
      I will fetch one in.
      I will be back before you can say "antidisestablishmentarianism"

  • @vilstef6988
    @vilstef6988 5 років тому +61

    One of Dr Johnson's more eccentric definitions: Dog, (N) A well-known animal.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 3 роки тому +9

      That’s worse than Baldrick’s effort! ‘Not a cat.’ 🤣

  • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
    @AshishGupta-ql9lq 7 років тому +216

    i miss blackadder

  • @dixie8418
    @dixie8418 3 роки тому +14

    Whilst on the subject of dictionaries; Sir James Augustus Henry Murray and William Chester Minor contributed the greatest number of words in the Oxford English dictionary. A film has been produced, titled "The professor and the Madman". Quite a remarkable story.

  • @vaylonkenadell
    @vaylonkenadell 6 років тому +213

    3:48 - And that's why England has the finest horses and Scotland the finest men.

    • @Noah-wx7fm
      @Noah-wx7fm 5 років тому +20

      Ouch! Now THAT's a come back

    • @Lowlandlord
      @Lowlandlord 5 років тому +43

      @@Noah-wx7fm It is a quote from Sir Walter Scott as I recall, who did it as a comeback something like a hundred years after the first half of the statement. There is actually some science behind that, and the medieval Scottish military (such as it was) was unique for having better than average logistics. Every soldier would carry a supply of oats with them, and could make oatmeal and oatcakes whenever they wanted. Lots of medieval armies had no real logistical support and just had the food that they could scavenge, whereas the Scots could supplement their diet with scavenging instead of relying on it entirely. Lots of armies would get desperate and eat their horses. Even by the Napoleonic Wars scavenging was still common for most European armies as to how the army fed it self. In the 1905 Russo-Japanese War one of the advantages the Japanese had was a superior logistical support system (based on the British one as I recall, or at least similar) which including soldiers carrying their own rations in addition to having some supplied by the baggage system and scavenging, seems minor but things like that can make major differences. Medieval Japanese ashigaru (a peasant levy) had something similar to the Scots actually, they would have this sort of hose like bag that they would wrap around themselves (over one should, under the other, like a bandoleer) full of rice, their metal jinghasa helmets (military versions of the Asian, conical straw hats associated with farmers) made cook cooking pots. Of course medieval Japan generally fought medieval Japan, so it had little affect, everyone being equal. Not sure about the Koreans, who are the only people I can think of that the Japanese had a protracted war against.

    • @Noah-wx7fm
      @Noah-wx7fm 5 років тому +10

      @@Lowlandlord that is really interesting. All of that really. People like you who know stuff about stuff are the best, lol

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 4 роки тому +3

      That's a novel one: judging people by what their soldiers had as army rations.

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 3 роки тому

      @@Lowlandlord If you ever learn about how Romans did war its every bit as impressive, if not more so. They would show up somewhere, build a basic fort, they would carve steps in the mountainside to make it easier for horses, they would make friends with locals and find out their enemies. Lots of little things which havent changed in 1000s of years. Really what surprised me most is that the skills of carpentry seemed more important that the skills of war. Oh youre French and holding up in your castle. Fair enough, we will build everything we need to take your castle. Were not just going to sit around here and watch you starve. You might have called for reinforcments.

  • @sanuspg
    @sanuspg 2 роки тому +7

    This show is fantastic. Great idea for a show and even better implementation.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 5 років тому +76

    Oats: "A grain which, in England, is generally given to horses, but in Scotland, supports the people".
    So there you have it. Not all burns were Scottish.

    • @Chebab-Chebab
      @Chebab-Chebab 3 роки тому +3

      @Grassy Knoll Well, if you're Scottish, you're British as well.

    • @johnnyxrcfc
      @johnnyxrcfc 3 роки тому

      @@Chebab-Chebab britannia was England and Wales. Caledonia was scotland. Scotland being included in Britain is nothing but enlish propaganda. Scotland is not and never has been ‘Britain’

    • @Chebab-Chebab
      @Chebab-Chebab 3 роки тому +5

      @@johnnyxrcfc Well, seeing as a Scottish king (and also king of England) joined England and Scotland, I'd say that he started it.

    • @Chebab-Chebab
      @Chebab-Chebab 3 роки тому +4

      @@johnnyxrcfc You really care, don't you?

    • @ronnieince4568
      @ronnieince4568 3 роки тому +5

      @@johnnyxrcfc actually the Romans called Scotland North Britain and the Scots are actually settlers from North East Ireland who settled in the area of what is today Argylleshire in tgd 5th century-these people were Scotia and became the first kings and gave their name eventually to the whole country .The also taught the locals how to make whisky but clearly not how to spell it .Read a history of Scotland from pre Roman times of the various groups which includes Picts Angles Britons and the Scots in Dalriada from whom the first kings of all Scotland came .

  • @benberk4082
    @benberk4082 5 років тому +17

    No one commented on Stephen's quick little "horse nipple clamps" line

  • @tomtom21194
    @tomtom21194 5 років тому +24

    I'm sure Baldric did write a dictionary but he wrote it on giant turnips and they unfortunately are lost to time and decay

  • @hornyfuckinturtle
    @hornyfuckinturtle 7 років тому +33

    We almost found the question for 42 :/

  • @emjackson2289
    @emjackson2289 4 роки тому +16

    Sue Perkins is quite simply beautiful. Very, very intelligent & funny too, what a mix.

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 3 роки тому

      I agree, but sadly I am not equipped to satisfy her requirements, being a man and everything....

  • @jbjaguar2717
    @jbjaguar2717 Рік тому +2

    The first Polish dictionary included the following definition of 'horse':
    "Everyone knows what a horse is."

  • @shanerooney7288
    @shanerooney7288 4 роки тому +6

    QI ~ Who Wrote The First English Dictionary?
    Me ~ That guy from BlackAdder.

  • @DroneConflict
    @DroneConflict 7 років тому +67

    "i made a thing"

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 5 років тому +4

    My favourite dictionary word is Dord, which means density.

    • @jakewagner7416
      @jakewagner7416 3 роки тому +2

      Apparently it was meant to define the representation/variable for density, which is either D or d, but was accidentally squished together into one "word".

  • @anarchycastro
    @anarchycastro 7 років тому +3

    0:15 That laugh! Mr Fry.

  • @millomweb
    @millomweb 4 роки тому +4

    This appears to be 1080i resolution.

  • @movieguy2611
    @movieguy2611 7 років тому +40

    It's a bloody Aardvark!

  • @HistoryonYouTube
    @HistoryonYouTube Рік тому +1

    The dictionary was named after its inventor Richard Shonary. Or at least, that is what I heard.

  • @grahamlive
    @grahamlive 5 років тому +4

    I celebrated last night the
    encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon.

  • @ntlespino
    @ntlespino 5 років тому +4

    3:03 the reaction to "depucellate"

  • @spelcheak
    @spelcheak 5 років тому +8

    Sock-Noun-Folded fabric for 'friegning from frigorifick feet.

  • @constantinobugatti1200
    @constantinobugatti1200 6 років тому +2

    In spanish frigorifick Is what you call a building that has many fridges, and its called frigorífico

    • @DutchMadness77
      @DutchMadness77 4 роки тому +1

      I think Frigorífico is Portuguese for fridge as well

  • @Cypher791
    @Cypher791 4 роки тому +4

    Lord knows I need a shapesmith 🤦‍♂️

  • @entheojinn4051
    @entheojinn4051 5 років тому +7

    Depucelate: Joan of Arc was called La Pucelle d'Orleans, "the Maid of Orleans"

    • @renardmigrant
      @renardmigrant 4 роки тому

      If you know what the French word dépuceler or puceau means.

  • @bobrobrules
    @bobrobrules 7 років тому +111

    3:28 omg its that meme where he's reading then looks up with a wtf face.

    • @Woad25
      @Woad25 7 років тому +13

      Don't forget the "WTF am I reading??" meme

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +2

      Obviously looked at his definition for a sock

  • @detectiveinspectorme306
    @detectiveinspectorme306 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine inventing the dictionary, only to have the word “dictionary” added to it.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 5 років тому +39

    Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

    • @asusmctablet9180
      @asusmctablet9180 4 роки тому +2

      Really remarkable when you realize Atkinson was a stutterer.

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 3 роки тому

      I shall return interfrastically.
      Leaving so soon, sir?
      Not staying for your pendergestatory interluditive?

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 3 роки тому

      T'is a common word, down our way.

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 6 років тому +5

    1755 is not quite in the earlier part of the 18th century.

  • @PotentiallyAndy
    @PotentiallyAndy 2 роки тому

    I’d like to have Baldricks dictionary.
    “C” big blue wobbly thing, that mermaids live in.

  • @eightw5783
    @eightw5783 3 роки тому

    4 out of 5 of the none used words are quite useful.

  • @sophiepedigree7139
    @sophiepedigree7139 2 роки тому

    Depucelate are frigorifick are still used in French, albeit spelled differently.

  • @vandiepta5354
    @vandiepta5354 2 роки тому

    how did you do it can you share with me , thank you

  • @rory4605
    @rory4605 2 роки тому

    If you ever visit Dr Johnson's home in Doughty Street, London, be sure to say hello to the small statue of his beloved cat, Hodge. He loved cats, therefore I love Johnson.

  • @SuperflyGaming
    @SuperflyGaming 7 років тому +3

    Frigorifick is interesting, in the area I grew up the only time someone would say something similar to that is when they were describing if it was really cold, they'd say 'it's frigging cold'. Wonder if it derives from that? It was a heavily Yorkshire accent area too.

    • @lukekelly344
      @lukekelly344 7 років тому +2

      Superfly Gaming people say frigging instead of saying "fucking"

    • @SuperflyGaming
      @SuperflyGaming 7 років тому

      I know that, but I only ever heard the word frigging when used to mention it was cold.

    • @andyboreland
      @andyboreland 7 років тому +1

      Superfly Gaming frigorifico is 'fridge' some parts of Spain

    • @lourencoalmada1305
      @lourencoalmada1305 6 років тому +1

      Superfly Gaming In Portuguese "fridge" is frigorífico.

    • @dixie8418
      @dixie8418 3 роки тому

      Same experience in my life too but more southerly, London area. Admittedly, generations pass and new generations begin their own language as did my generation in younger years; for example, bad or wicked meant good. Friggin, as in friggin cold, was assumed that friggin had replaced the word f'ing and deemed as such by everyone known to me at that time. That doesn't mean that the theory of the origin of the word friggin isn't correct.
      Ammended:
      According to Etymology online; frigid; 1620s, "intensely cold," from Latin frigidus "cold, chill, cool," figuratively "indifferent," also "flat, dull, trivial," from stem of frigere "be cold;" related to noun frigus "cold, coldness, frost," from Proto-Italic *srigos-, from PIE root *srig- "cold" (source also of Greek rhigos "cold, frost"). The meaning "wanting in sexual heat" is attested from 1650s, originally of males. Related: Frigidly; frigidness
      Frigorific; "causing cold," 1660s, from French frigorifique, from Late Latin frigorificus "cooling," from frigor-, stem of Latin frigus "cold, cool, coolness" (see frigid) + -ficus "making, doing," from combining form of facere "to make, do" (from PIE root *dhe- "to set, put").

  • @matlew1960
    @matlew1960 4 роки тому +3

    Did these early dictionaries include Aardvark. Got you..

  • @donna30044
    @donna30044 4 роки тому +5

    David Mitchell should be an expert on words coined by William Shakespeare. 😉

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa 3 роки тому

    3:28 heeyyyy, I have that picture on my pc.

  • @stardude3396
    @stardude3396 3 роки тому

    if you speak french, you may have guessed 'to depucelate' from dépuceler (pucelle meaning virgin)

  • @MarkLewis...
    @MarkLewis... Рік тому

    I really thought "Depucelate" was going to mean "to find your courage or lose your fear, then I realized it's spelled pusil-lanimous, not pucil. If only I had a dictionary handy... you know, at my fingertips.

  • @mathivaanan.m6604
    @mathivaanan.m6604 6 років тому

    nice

  • @massiveredlight
    @massiveredlight 7 років тому +9

    Susie Dent!

    • @noneck8166
      @noneck8166 7 років тому +6

      Nah...she just made it sexy.

  • @WhitePointerGaming
    @WhitePointerGaming 3 роки тому +6

    So Baldrick's definitions of "dog" and "sea" might not have been completely out of place, then.

  • @Farweasel
    @Farweasel 2 роки тому

    Some would say David was nearest to the mark at 2.30 ..... IF you are in fact into nipple clamps as a presumed way of improving one's body then indeed a shapesmith may be the perfect provider?

  • @Dyers88
    @Dyers88 5 років тому +7

    Dog - Not a cat

  • @ashleighg.3366
    @ashleighg.3366 4 роки тому

    What about McNaughton?

  • @caralama08
    @caralama08 4 роки тому +1

    CAPTIONS PLEASE!!!?

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 4 роки тому +1

    I looked up dictionary in a dictionary. It described what one was. I was hoping for something like "really?" or "this." or "What you're reading, ahole." At the very least, "as, of, or of being a dictionary." For the longest time, I thought 'disseminate' meant to pursue and destroy bad information that was out there, not simply spread information.

  • @ryannickens7848
    @ryannickens7848 7 років тому +9

    I often notice that the UA-cam videos with less than 50 comments are the ones most worth watching. How's that?

    • @tryingmybest206
      @tryingmybest206 5 років тому

      Because people are too drawn in by the video and are watching it instead of commenting

    • @renardmigrant
      @renardmigrant 4 роки тому

      Not out.

  • @thomthom6268
    @thomthom6268 3 роки тому +1

    Asides. Besides. Seasides. Decides. The four sides of double LP albums.

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 3 роки тому

    Depucelate is the only word i guessed right. It sounds like the french word ..

  • @DavidHSouthernGent
    @DavidHSouthernGent 4 роки тому

    "Frigorifick" is this where we got the short name for the refrigerator , the "Frig?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +2

      They're frigorifick and refrigerator are both derived from the Latin "frigus", meaning "frost". I've never heard anybody call a fridge a "frig"

  • @lkgreenwell
    @lkgreenwell 2 роки тому

    Johnson was refused a job at my old school, which fell in the Diocese of Lichfield, and this is fortunate, as he would never have written “London”: “You risk your life, if here at night you roam……”

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 років тому +1

    I wouldn't mind being a mouthfriend to Alan Davies, ;-) xx

  • @wheelieblind
    @wheelieblind 3 роки тому

    American, in the USA... like to tell people that Webster wrote the first dictionary... and notice I did not say English dictionary lol but yes that too. They also like to tell people that Texas is the biggest state when Alaska is.

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 6 років тому +6

    But did he actually miss out Aardvark?

    • @alexveldhuis6004
      @alexveldhuis6004 6 років тому

      Probably, because the boers, or boeren (Dutch for farmers) of South Africa named an animal not found in the UK aardvarken. Which translates as Earth pig. The name was adopted into English language at some later date.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 5 років тому +1

      johnsonsdictionaryonline.com/search-johnsons-dictionary/?SearchValue=aardvark

    • @highvoltage7797
      @highvoltage7797 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Veldhuis It’s a Blackadder reference.

  • @974724
    @974724 4 роки тому +1

    Dépuceler and frigorifique are still commonly used in French.
    languages are fascinating.

  • @violenceisfun991
    @violenceisfun991 6 років тому +8

    SAUSAGE???????!!!!

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 3 роки тому

      Oh. And aardvark.

    • @johneyton5452
      @johneyton5452 3 роки тому

      Damn your eyes man ! ! ! Damn your eyes ! ! !

  • @chufflangs
    @chufflangs 4 роки тому +2

    I have such a crush on Sue Perkins

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 3 роки тому

      Definitely quite a looker in person, I can testify!

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 років тому +1

    0:49 that is not much of a dictionary is it

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 2 роки тому

    Doctor Johnsons version ommited the word sausage

  • @ishouldhavetried
    @ishouldhavetried 4 роки тому

    I would have guessed Webster... or Oxford University.

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 5 років тому +1

    42,773... but he forgot sausage...

  • @mjkjelland13
    @mjkjelland13 3 роки тому

    "SAUSAGE!"

  • @Gaz-Man87
    @Gaz-Man87 2 роки тому

    "A burnt novel is like a burnt dog..."

  • @rhyljones5051
    @rhyljones5051 6 років тому +2

    It appears as though the word 'Frigorifick' was likely rooted in the Spanish word 'Frigorifico' and pronounced with a hard 'g'.

    • @alexveldhuis6004
      @alexveldhuis6004 6 років тому

      Well the English word for that is refrigerator/refrigeration, so more a coincidence.

    • @wolfgangmcq
      @wolfgangmcq 4 роки тому +1

      I believe they're all derived from the Latin "frigus", whence "frigid" and others.

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 4 роки тому +1

    We've all been frigorifick'd!
    Actually, we've all been depucelated!

  • @mistermagnifico
    @mistermagnifico 2 роки тому

    Why would he say writ instead of wrote

  • @grahamlive
    @grahamlive 5 років тому +5

    Sir, you are surely not using the first English dictionary to look up rude words?

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 5 років тому +3

      I wouldn't be too hopefull. That's what all the other ones will be used for.

  • @noahtan
    @noahtan 4 роки тому +4

    How would you define "define"? Also, would the definition of "dictionary" in a dictionary be "the book you are currently holding idiot"?

  • @sirandrelefaedelinoge
    @sirandrelefaedelinoge 4 роки тому +1

    *SAUSAGE...?*

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 років тому +1

    Can I look up turnip

  • @Dazzletoad
    @Dazzletoad 6 років тому

    I just heard the word duplicitous twice in two different vids for the first time ever O.o"

  • @Acidictadpole
    @Acidictadpole 5 років тому +3

    Was the word "Dictionary" in the first dictionary?

  • @nathangoedeke694
    @nathangoedeke694 Рік тому

    Johnson defined Patron as "a person with no talent who pays others to be talented for him"

  • @renardmigrant
    @renardmigrant 4 роки тому

    By no means the first, but regarder as the masterpiece of its day, and surpassed any other dictionary in Europe.

  • @caphalor08
    @caphalor08 4 роки тому

    C
    Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.

  • @waynereid5767
    @waynereid5767 2 роки тому

    「どうやってやるの?」、

  • @jameswashbuirn580
    @jameswashbuirn580 5 років тому +1

    but has he got sausage?

  • @nightcrawler171486
    @nightcrawler171486 2 роки тому

    Strangely enough I am one of the last remaining living descendant of Dr Samuel Johnson’s manservant Francis Barber.
    So after watching this video I realise that Dr Samuel Johnson would not approve of my existence because half my family is Scottish😳

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 Рік тому +1

      To be an ancestor of Francis Barber, you'd have to be over 300 years old. You're a descendant. Maybe buy a dictionary........

  • @mxplixic
    @mxplixic 2 роки тому

    So the word dictionary existed before the creation of the first dictionary? 🤔

  • @daviesmia
    @daviesmia 2 роки тому

    Get your Wagnels and get the Funk out

  • @thesubhumancomedy
    @thesubhumancomedy 6 місяців тому

    Most things. Nothing with logic about it.

  • @chenzenzo
    @chenzenzo 4 роки тому

    That's not a bloody Dictionary!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +40

    And the last one will be written by a graduate of DeVos' public school system, and it will be friggin' illegible.

    • @tim211292
      @tim211292 7 років тому +5

      dont worry we in the first world that speak english will keep english going

    • @WorkingClassZombie
      @WorkingClassZombie 7 років тому +15

      u fukin wot m8?

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 7 років тому +2

      tim211292 You avin a larf?

    • @tim211292
      @tim211292 7 років тому

      i did mean Canada, Australia, NZ and the UK will be keeping English going properly :P

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 7 років тому +2

      But they will know how to kill at 300 yards for 20 bucks. Not sure what else a family of mercenaries is qualified to teach kids.

  •  4 роки тому +1

    Love the story (hopefully true) when Johnson was berated by a red-faced woman demanding to know why he described 'clinch' as part of a horses' hoof...to which he replied: "Ignorance ma-am, pure ignorance..."

  • @veerdavinder1011
    @veerdavinder1011 6 років тому +1

    Is the answer is Dr Johnson

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 7 років тому +34

    I think its an awful dictionary! Full of feeble definitions and redicilous verbiate! Id ask anyone to chuck the damn thing in the fire!

    • @rextheroyalist6389
      @rextheroyalist6389 5 років тому +6

      "Baldric, why have you turned into an Alsatian?"

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 5 років тому +1

      @@rextheroyalist6389 "Oh God, I'm having a dream..."

  • @donpcmartin
    @donpcmartin 4 роки тому +1

    Rubbish Blacksmith lol

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow 5 років тому

    If everyone uses them for definitions then why do we call them "diction"airies? Of course, the pronunciations are in there, but still. I kept waiting for someone to mention it. Am I the only one that cares? Not that I care. How does one turn off their brain?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому

      Diction has several meanings, one of which is:
      "the choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing"

  • @zacpope3380
    @zacpope3380 6 років тому

    Did anyone pick up the very first few words? "Who 'rit' the first dictionary?" He said 'rit' instead of 'wrote'

    • @callistogarnet
      @callistogarnet 6 років тому +2

      Zac Pope He said “wrote”

    • @berdonburns
      @berdonburns 5 років тому

      He definitely said “wrote”.

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem 4 роки тому

    Unfunny clip