My Possessed Plant: WWWOA 118

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @r.c.7762
    @r.c.7762 3 місяці тому +9

    Hello Orny, I always got your humor. I got up walked my dog 2 miles, I do every day, ride my bike, garden, weed, have lunch, with friends, and yes, I love coffee. I hope you are having a good day today, get up and move it Orny.

    • @bethy735
      @bethy735 3 місяці тому +3

      I laughed throughout episode 118. Well done, Orny.Made my day!Love your basil plant.If you figure out how the Basil moved, let us know.Vedy interesting.Hmm😊

    • @vegansydmost1345
      @vegansydmost1345 3 місяці тому +1

      It doesn't let me comment, except as a reply. I'll buy anything that's $4.00 at each yard sale and thrift store. Also, "put me in your will" he borrowed from me personally -- he made a negative remark about vegans at a standup, and I commented, "I'm vegan, put me in your will." Please folks, credit where credit is due. Orny Adams is the funniest!

  • @mumvictoria2757
    @mumvictoria2757 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm commenting before watching the whole thing because I want to thank you for addressing INTERRUPTING! I hate how that is these days. Also love it about the senior brothel. I'm 73. Just need a partner. Lol

  • @sls288
    @sls288 3 місяці тому +5

    I agree. I want ALL digital anything deleted before I die
    But im very glad you are on this earth today because you entertain this 71 year old lady with every word you say. I sure pray you outlive me so ill have your entertainment to the end
    ❤😅

  • @ArielHiggins
    @ArielHiggins 3 місяці тому +4

    Orny, you are so funny. Don’t delete your self AD. The Jack Benny show on you tube is still funny and in years to come you’re comedy will still be so funny and true ❤

  • @Niqueena1
    @Niqueena1 3 місяці тому +4

    if it makes you feel any better, just know we were sitting right behind this guy and we had no idea what his tattoo meant either! lol. great episode. Need more often podcasts!

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому +2

      They are so much work for me. I love it. But I write them, record them, edit them and respond to all the comments under them. And really how much should one person say in a week?

  • @sharonpaulsen5884
    @sharonpaulsen5884 3 місяці тому +1

    I look forward to this pod every weekend (hearing the latest one’s on Spotify)! I also love to re-watch these on your channel here! You make me smile (understatement)! Just listened to your “jazz concert experience” with your sound-tech buddy, and I could have listened to you talk the whole time about the rude crowd around you. Love the details & your take. More please! That could be an entire arc for a new special … “The Crowd”!

    • @sharonpaulsen5884
      @sharonpaulsen5884 3 місяці тому

      PS (and spoiler alert): there’s nothing more cringy than having to hear women discussing their plans for the next manicure, and DURING a legendary jazz performance. Ugh!!! And I’m a WOMAN! I … just … can’t.

  • @MsAustralia1972
    @MsAustralia1972 3 місяці тому

    Hey Orny mmm Basil ,good for you & best fragrant plant to relax & smells great

  • @larrylarry4242
    @larrylarry4242 3 місяці тому +1

    Interesting story about the plant moving itself because I've had a couple very similar things happen in my house where I lived alone at the time. Both occurrences were objects moving themselves.

  • @rebeccabrough7069
    @rebeccabrough7069 3 місяці тому +1

    I relate to your frustration with lateness. As a high school teacher that drove me nuts! Students missed instructions and my delightful background stories.

  • @briankirsch1114
    @briankirsch1114 3 місяці тому +1

    Hey Orny that basil needs a bigger pot and some fresh soil ….. you’ll be amazed peace ✌️

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому

      Every time I put it in the ground it dies!

  • @Tracyusa
    @Tracyusa 3 місяці тому +1

    What's the hardest part about being a genius, you look at somebody and say I didn't think you would know. That's stupid and I know it . Don't you just hate when somebody says wait a second I always like to say time's up right after they say it.

  • @tanyavdwesthuizen4373
    @tanyavdwesthuizen4373 3 місяці тому +1

    Hey Orny Tanya from Cape Town, happy to see your face. 😁

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому +1

      Hey Tanya! How have you been? Find me on instagram.

  • @vegansydmost1345
    @vegansydmost1345 3 місяці тому +1

    Erase all digitals post demise, i agree. Paranormal for sure. Get out of LA, my home town and move here to Portland Oregon.
    When someone dies, they say goodbye immediately afterward to all they love. A nurse in NC told me it would happen after my Mom died. I believe you about the soap moving out of the dish and the basil plant being moved also. That 4 year old girl in your building, right?
    Please consider what i think is obvious: Four-year-old girl and
    Four dollars for a thrift store item: doesn't that jump out at you?
    Love from 85 year old vegan in Portland Oregon 💓

  • @brendaschmidt9172
    @brendaschmidt9172 3 місяці тому +1

    When I was a Paralegal, all the wills I did had addresses and phone numbers for everyone in the will. I know not every attorney does that.

  • @Lotojunki
    @Lotojunki 3 місяці тому +1

    Really enjoyed this episode. Loved the paranormal experiences. Maybe it's one of your comedian friends who has passed to the great beyond. I recently found a quarter in my Altoid tin. Splain that one🤷
    Your take on tipping never fails to entertain, splitting $3 between 15 ppl😂. The way you deliver a joke is unmatched. Thanks for the laughs!

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому

      Thank you! Glad you are relating to my podcast. Hope to see you at one of my shows. And please share my comedy with others that like to laugh! We need it these days.

  • @nancyullrich5447
    @nancyullrich5447 3 місяці тому

    Great podcast!! fyi: Lennon was smoking "gitanes" a well-known brand of French cigarettes that many musicians and intellectuals think are hip even though smoking isn't.

  • @evildoom2862
    @evildoom2862 3 місяці тому +1

    Stds is fine, don't change it. And don't worry about the people that come late. Just be glad you have more fans experiencing any part of seeing you live. I know I could keep my thoughts to myself but I feel like you chose to talk about it so can give you my input to help you know that your show is not stupid. I like hearing your point of view. I didn't know that it would mess you up for someone to come in late. I would definitely be late if I came because that's just me.

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому

      yeah we don't need to change everything.

  • @marylouisematthis2204
    @marylouisematthis2204 3 місяці тому +1

    WWWAO 118 is great 😊 Love you - mean it ❤

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you! Hope to see you at one of my shows. And please share my comedy with others.

  • @drukcg
    @drukcg 3 місяці тому

    41:00 I think you would love "Rick and Morty" if you haven't already tried watching it, strangely so Rick seems to have certain personality traits that I find in your comedy and I have watched a lot of Anime and Cartoon but even I am not familiar of Foghorn Leghorn (by name), I know I have seen that character though.

  • @JamieBarker8787
    @JamieBarker8787 3 місяці тому

    Orny, you're in LA. Once in awhile there is an earthquake with minor tremors that causes objects to move. They are subtle enough that you won't feel them but the blinds will move. As for the plant, it's possessed and will eventually eat you alive. So there's that.

  • @416John
    @416John 3 місяці тому

    The Eldorado of the Dakota!

  • @didoune019
    @didoune019 3 місяці тому +1

    Je t'aime ! ❤

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks! Hope you share my comedy with others and come see a show.

  • @gerryhudman7559
    @gerryhudman7559 3 місяці тому

    Hi Orny, I turned off my notifications because they were driving me nuts. Try it.

  • @gregoryfoster8179
    @gregoryfoster8179 3 місяці тому +5

    I'm 66 & am opting for asexuality in my retirement years. Willing prospects just no longer meet my demanding standards. Lol.

  • @garyha2650
    @garyha2650 2 місяці тому

    Hey Orn. I clicked over here from More Than Loud - Full
    Now, I don't want to freak you out but my theory is that for spirits to move something they have to pool their energy, group effort. If you had a rather orn-ery grandma, for example, the type that can motivate others, they'd just be saying hi perhaps, their way of saying they love you. Maybe try a yes-no question. Yes: The soap to the right of the dish. No: Left of it. Something like that

  • @deespyker2271
    @deespyker2271 3 місяці тому

    I'm sure someone, if not a bunch, of people say you remind them of Christopher Walken. lol I'd love to see a cowbell skit! Have a terrific day!

  • @drukcg
    @drukcg 3 місяці тому

    Nobody does it as good as you do on these takes, love it boss!! Please feel free to let me know if I could provide some 3D design or visual art services :D I'd be honored to work on a project

  • @kathrynoneill81
    @kathrynoneill81 3 місяці тому

    A novel idea - maybe instead of just leaving stuff to kids that don't care, we should will some money to each of our favourite comics, local artists and musicians, some teachers, and other people who never get paid what they're WORTH. Lawyers and politicians excluded.

  • @60greyhairandsparkles21
    @60greyhairandsparkles21 3 місяці тому +1

    Love you Orny…I know what you mean re deleting everything.. however where would we be if gene Kelly was deleted and so many others, including you, how sad would that be ❤️

  • @SolaStawr
    @SolaStawr 3 місяці тому

    Diseases aren't curable, infections are, that's why hiv is an STD and crabs is an STI. I've got the same plant, it's a good plant.
    You should watch Rick and Morty, you'd like that cartoon.

  • @gerryhudman7559
    @gerryhudman7559 3 місяці тому

    Your friend's attorney will put your contact info in the will. And the executor will contact you. I'd put you in MY will, but it would really piss off my kids. 😂

  • @jimadams8182
    @jimadams8182 3 місяці тому

    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter and that's why old people are perverts. ~ Mark Twain

  • @bobcompin2207
    @bobcompin2207 3 місяці тому

    What 😮😂🙃

  • @reneesera9558
    @reneesera9558 3 місяці тому

    Hello Orny, If you are looking for an Ed McMahon, let me know, I would like to audition. I can help you when you need a reference: Dakota, Gitanes, El Dorado, e.g. I believe in paranormal, lived in Italy and was a soccer referee.

  • @wheatonmommy
    @wheatonmommy 3 місяці тому

    Oh Orny, how we love your shitty, self-serving podcast!

  • @louiselasinski8893
    @louiselasinski8893 3 місяці тому +1

    Do you live in a camper ?

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  3 місяці тому

      Yes, I record my podcast in it. But don't live in it.

  • @Tracyusa
    @Tracyusa 3 місяці тому +1

    Everytime I look in the mirror always see a hot beautiful girl, cuz I'm on the backside of a two-way mirror in the girls dressing room.

  • @Tracyusa
    @Tracyusa 3 місяці тому +1

    I think you should quit your job and become a comedian. Your funny as fuck. I wish I could work with you on jokes. I come up with shit off the top of my head.

  • @drukcg
    @drukcg 3 місяці тому

    24:20 That's a very deep question, something I never considered, but Please don't get them down Legend!! I am 31 but I love your comedy and resonates with the ones who love your work so much, better than it does with anyone else. 🦾🦾

  • @bratE23
    @bratE23 3 місяці тому +1

    I would have said, can you start over l o l