Let's Play WAVELENGTH! | Overboard, Episode 17

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  • @Gnagniel
    @Gnagniel 4 роки тому +1414

    Pat just saying "hard to sit on" is the best thing since "any plant"

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 3 роки тому +5

      What episode was any "plant"?

    • @garrettbrax
      @garrettbrax 3 роки тому +17

      @@dayalasingh5853 when they played Anomia

    • @pyrobryan
      @pyrobryan 3 роки тому +2

      I had to pause the video for a while because I was laughing too much to keep up.

  • @riespark
    @riespark 4 роки тому +3070

    "I've never seen Brian eat any fruit" someone hasn't watched Gill & Gilbert

    • @raffitz
      @raffitz 4 роки тому +229

      "I've never seen Brian commit irredeemable food crimes"

    • @HouseFantastic
      @HouseFantastic 4 роки тому +55

      Namely, mushrooms and apples.

    • @mvwinf
      @mvwinf 4 роки тому +55

      I was thinking All The Strawberries - are mushrooms fruit?

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz 4 роки тому +1

      Madi no, they’re fungi bruh. Also, is A S S a fruit?

    • @jupiter6628
      @jupiter6628 4 роки тому +89

      Rie Spark someone hasnt watched brian make 78 recipes from breath of the wild

  • @stephgilliam
    @stephgilliam 4 роки тому +497

    This is a way stronger Overboard comeback than I expected and I'm not mad at it.

  • @mvwinf
    @mvwinf 4 роки тому +339

    “I wish it was science” reveals more about Pat than any of Russ’s psychoanalysis

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 4 роки тому +19

      you heard it here first, folks. Patrick Gill needs reverse Viagra.

    • @squidbit4353
      @squidbit4353 4 роки тому +47

      I feel like "I wish it was science" could have its own wavelength card of "Stoners should be impotent" to "I want to be impotent"

    • @luisfontanin9653
      @luisfontanin9653 4 роки тому +10

      @@squidbit4353 I thought it was more like " I wish I could blame marijuana "

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 4 роки тому +7

      @@candyh4284 I hope he covers that in one of his memoirs.

  • @clementinekitten8305
    @clementinekitten8305 4 роки тому +269

    i think brian's "unless you smoke marijuana, then it won't be hard on anything" joke went criminally unrecognized

  • @MrSpyPotatoes
    @MrSpyPotatoes 3 роки тому +6

    I love how adamant Allegra was about it being pseudoscience once she realized what exactly "impotence" meant lmao

  • @AaronTsuii
    @AaronTsuii 4 роки тому +2

    The more I watch of these the more BDG becomes my favorite person at Polygon

  • @rosedapple7754
    @rosedapple7754 4 роки тому +13

    Happy Birthday Brian! Thanks for bringing this back!!!!

  • @vincentvallyhoo3820
    @vincentvallyhoo3820 4 роки тому +2674

    "Are polygon videos art or commerce?"
    BDG you shaved off your moustache to emotional music trying to get Waluigi into a game.

    • @jetender3855
      @jetender3855 4 роки тому +27

      Very true

    • @jamesthemagpie3202
      @jamesthemagpie3202 4 роки тому +158

      Also, gesamtkunstwerk. Shit's art.

    • @lionsmith3944
      @lionsmith3944 4 роки тому +87

      As well as pat sending nintendo diaper toad for like 12 weeks

    • @jacobclements3652
      @jacobclements3652 4 роки тому +57

      Not just to put waluigi into a video game but to play waluigi in said video game

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 роки тому +33

      "I am going to throw myself into the sea."

  • @nasecoo
    @nasecoo 4 роки тому +3780

    Watching four adults interpret someone saying “hey” to them in a neutral tone as weird/very weird/THREATENING/not a greeting at all, made me feel much better about my own social anxiety.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 роки тому +148

      nasecoo you forgot 8:24 "/pre-sext", which honestly, as someone who texts Hey when I start a conversation with someone gives me more anxiety than the difference between talking to someone and talking to someone.
      Bear in mind there is purposefully no emphasis on any word in that last statement.

    • @Void-cn6rn
      @Void-cn6rn 4 роки тому +56

      "hey" just sounds ominous to me, to my ears almost any other greeting sounds more auspicious

    • @goldengaruda8935
      @goldengaruda8935 4 роки тому +14

      Hey

    • @felixchua-wz7ge
      @felixchua-wz7ge 4 роки тому +23

      @Ties de Jong hey opens up to many ways a conversation could steer to, the context is very important and the worry comes from that lack of context.

    • @cscotch1127
      @cscotch1127 4 роки тому +31

      @Ties de Jong The thing is there's a big difference between a text that says "hey." and a text that says "hey, what's up?" or "Hey, how's it going?"
      It's also different between text and speech because if someone just says a short "hey" in a more tired tone of voice, I can easily tell it's an acknowledgement of my presence, not an invitation for conversation. But if I wanted to do something similar over text or like messenger, I'd say something like "boop" or even just "*"

  • @Jotass_
    @Jotass_ 4 роки тому +1990

    As always, Pat is either practising inter-dimensional chess or completely disoriented about how the game works.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 3 роки тому +137

      I feel like Pat is always somehow doing both at the same time

    • @chloe102
      @chloe102 3 роки тому +40

      I love how I just saw this comment on werewords

    • @Jotass_
      @Jotass_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@chloe102 I had to look that, didn't know there was such a similar comment

    • @agentviper5001
      @agentviper5001 3 роки тому +13

      Remembers the werewolf train faint definitely both

    • @theflev-matic4892
      @theflev-matic4892 2 роки тому +1

      "Hard to sit on"

  • @AvaBruno
    @AvaBruno 4 роки тому +7888

    Overboard, also known as "watch six people with anxiety not understand how casual greetings work"

    • @helenascorner
      @helenascorner 4 роки тому +524

      i was SCREAMING internally the WHOLE TIME that they put s o much discussion into “hey”

    • @Scuuurbs
      @Scuuurbs 4 роки тому +353

      It was SUCH a Millennial take that they immediately went to texting when she LITERALLY spoke it. They had voice inflection and body language to work with but no, let's imagine she texted it instead.

    • @c3p0worksatburgerking35
      @c3p0worksatburgerking35 4 роки тому +105

      Fogmoz ok boomer

    • @Scuuurbs
      @Scuuurbs 4 роки тому +47

      @@c3p0worksatburgerking35
      Dude that meme died. Show it some respect. At the very least, make sure you're using it on a boomer...

    • @risipieces
      @risipieces 4 роки тому +147

      Fogmoz ok boomer

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 4 роки тому +2555

    Russ having an existential crisis over his own fear of sharks is an underrated part of the video.

    • @FeamT
      @FeamT 4 роки тому +55

      But is it more or less underrated than I?

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому +40

      Tbh, this whole video is just pure gold. Hard to sit on, I wish it was science, willing to turn that dial all the way to commerce. This is the best Overboard episode by far, and they have many great ones.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому +23

      Oh, and pre-sext and Are you thirsty? Are you thirsty right now?

    • @matthewgonzalez9325
      @matthewgonzalez9325 4 роки тому +25

      "Am I unreasonable for being afraid of sharks?" With serious concern on his face.

    • @marylindsey9964
      @marylindsey9964 Рік тому

      ​@@FeamT😊

  • @erikafriberg
    @erikafriberg 4 роки тому +2198

    Overboard: Where they debate if "hey" is a normal greeting or not.

    • @scottidols9933
      @scottidols9933 4 роки тому +53

      And they all get it wrong

    • @leomonteiroart
      @leomonteiroart 4 роки тому +23

      actual portrayal of any board game night tbh

    • @dramalexi
      @dramalexi 4 роки тому +17

      Polygon team: Most normal people in the world.

  • @mariposa4498
    @mariposa4498 4 роки тому +3309

    no one appreciating russ’s “except for horses” when they talked about how hey would be weird for people in the 1820’s breaks my heart. i heard u russ, i heard u

    • @butallislost
      @butallislost 4 роки тому +212

      Okay so I already liked this comment a while ago but I only just now realized that was a pun bc that's what horses eat. I just assumed horses would know the greeting hey in the 1820s. I... dont know how i didnt connect the dots

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 4 роки тому +54

      Daniel Alexander you have no idea how much I appreciate this comment. This made my day. I absolutely love this

    • @butallislost
      @butallislost 4 роки тому +36

      @@whatalovelybreadstick2449I'm glad u were able to find joy in my stupidity 💛

    • @maysmiles8780
      @maysmiles8780 3 роки тому +4

      immediately dove into the comments to find this!! lol

    • @LazyboneBandit
      @LazyboneBandit Рік тому +1

      Rewatching this video and only just noticed that joke. Most slept on Russ joke of all time.

  • @MemoryOfGravy
    @MemoryOfGravy 3 роки тому +1582

    5:08 - Brian: “Hey, can we remember who *left* Polygon?”
    Me, sobbing quietly: oh, how the turn tables

    • @HaganConnell
      @HaganConnell 3 роки тому +105

      _weeps into lace handkerchief_

    • @glorianadavies1181
      @glorianadavies1181 3 роки тому +55

      As soon as I got to that part of the video I came looking for a comment like this

    • @MasterPButler
      @MasterPButler 3 роки тому +35

      “Just slightly more art” than he left. Maybe he just doesn’t like art who knows.

    • @CarMedicine
      @CarMedicine 3 роки тому +24

      He commited to doing it after making the "Pokémon Edibility" Unraveled.

    • @louisehelene2006
      @louisehelene2006 3 роки тому +2

      I'm new to this chanel, who left?

  • @AzizidarkReborn
    @AzizidarkReborn 4 роки тому +802

    "Pat isn't very good at having strong opinions" < "Luigi is the Jackie Chan of Games and you should just accept it"

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +53

      AND I STAND BEHIND HIM 100%

    • @quickbeam7361
      @quickbeam7361 4 роки тому +51

      THATS NOT AN OPINION THATS FACT SIR

    • @competentwoman9137
      @competentwoman9137 4 роки тому +49

      for some reason when I read this my brain parsed it as "Pat is the Luigi of video games" and I was just like yeah, makes sense, i'm with ya pardner

    • @PaulThePuppetier
      @PaulThePuppetier 4 роки тому +2

      That video must have been released during the time Allegra was away. ONLY ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE

  • @charlienavidad
    @charlienavidad 4 роки тому +2245

    when simone says “that’s hot” you can see the exact moment jennas soul leaves her body

    • @jessehunter362
      @jessehunter362 4 роки тому +57

      when is this i need to know

    • @cloenobody
      @cloenobody 4 роки тому +154

      @@jessehunter362 its shortly after 25:18 when brian suggests hugging oscar is about fixing someone

    • @panampace
      @panampace 3 роки тому +8

      Anyone who didn't get the urge to hug Oscar the Grouch during that conversation is lying

  • @localcrypt
    @localcrypt 4 роки тому +647

    pat saying "you thirsty? are you thirsty right now?" so unnecessarily aggressively made me laugh so hard and i have no idea why

  • @BrookeMarsden
    @BrookeMarsden 4 роки тому +1625

    I absolutely LOVE how Pat just thoughtfully leans in and goes 'Are you saying art can't suck' thus opening an incredible debate on the rules of art, intentional suck-y art, as well as what constitutes as sucking in the art world. And then Brian: they taped a banana to a wall

    • @Iceax_
      @Iceax_ 4 роки тому +52

      Then someone ate it.

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 роки тому +40

      didn't the same person make a functioning gold toilet called america and then it got stolen?

    • @Iceax_
      @Iceax_ 4 роки тому +15

      @@epikitee2186 I have no idea, but I wouldn't be surprised

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 роки тому +24

      @@Iceax_ i just checked and it is indeed true. the banana was called "comedian," btw.

    • @soupsoup4245
      @soupsoup4245 3 роки тому +50

      @@epikitee2186 the meaning of the art piece is that we should tape all comedians to a wall and then eat the least funny one as a sacrifice. in this essay, i will

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 4 роки тому +2963

    One of my new favorite out of context Overboard sentences: "It's not just about us and our time, it's also about ants, and people in the 1820s."

    • @samlee5549
      @samlee5549 4 роки тому +80

      Along with, “Everyone knows the most underrated letter is W.”

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 4 роки тому +27

      Sam Lee, it is true. jan Misali has a great video about the letter W, named “w”.
      Edit: channel name updated.

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 3 роки тому +2

      @@felipevasconcelos6736 Jan misali

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 3 роки тому +2

      @@Viscidsquare040 the channel was named “Conlang Critic” when I made this comment. He renamed it to “jan Misali” a few months later.

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 3 роки тому +1

      @@felipevasconcelos6736 oh ok

  • @bw4708
    @bw4708 4 роки тому +7236

    The best part of every Overboard video is someone badly misunderstanding the rules and “hard to sit on” is one of the funniest of those ever

    • @raffitz
      @raffitz 4 роки тому +202

      All the plants!

    • @denseflounder36sure26
      @denseflounder36sure26 4 роки тому +18

      Wait what time was this?

    • @bw4708
      @bw4708 4 роки тому +56

      The Seventh Ducks 16:20

    • @nine.of.spades
      @nine.of.spades 4 роки тому +233

      It's always Pat... strong Burger Chainz energy

    • @bw4708
      @bw4708 4 роки тому +157

      Bailey Granquist the look on his face whenever he realizes he’s made another mistake is... perfection

  • @madelainewentzel2362
    @madelainewentzel2362 4 роки тому +1856

    "if i get a text that just says 'hey' with no punctuation, no nothing, i'm going to have a panic attack" pat, you doing okay?

    • @thesparechannel6580
      @thesparechannel6580 4 роки тому +72

      Something's telling me "No"

    • @Clowreader
      @Clowreader 4 роки тому +114

      I totally understand that though,."Hey," as a stand alone text (as I took Jenna's, "Hey,") is terrifying as someone is usually gonna give you bad news or ask for a terrible favor.

    • @inalucky2
      @inalucky2 4 роки тому +6

      mood tho

    • @wockynerd
      @wockynerd 4 роки тому +14

      This was the most real thing anyone has ever said

    • @Ianita
      @Ianita 4 роки тому +14

      Clowreader Really? Interesting. As a teenager who interacts with adults and students on a daily basis, I’d say “hey” is super common and chill among teens, and honestly a lot of adults use it in a normal way too, even over text

  • @NorskBN
    @NorskBN 4 роки тому +770

    15:31
    "Murders are everywhere. Statistically there are two murders in this room"
    Jenna and Simone simultaneously look at each other then at the others. It's excellent.

    • @panampace
      @panampace 3 роки тому +16

      Underrated moment. Glad I read this comment.

  • @gracelemmon7808
    @gracelemmon7808 4 роки тому +1603

    “‘LMNO’ is the boy band of the alphabet”
    I can’t even begin to explain the noise I made at that statement

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 роки тому +30

      Grace Lemmon I mean...they're not wrong.

    • @stanletters
      @stanletters 4 роки тому +30

      I feel like it would be a crime to neglect saying that at this point in the timeline of the universe, this comment has four hundred twenty likes.

    • @NicolasGarciaLieberman
      @NicolasGarciaLieberman 2 роки тому +7

      In Mexico we still do the alphabet song, but we have "LMNÑOP", which I think mostly ruins the Boyband Effect

  • @bradwiersema6243
    @bradwiersema6243 4 роки тому +821

    I love Clayton's little notes in editing when he comments on what's going on, it's very good, please continue Clayton we love you

  • @whistlingbanshee5038
    @whistlingbanshee5038 4 роки тому +969

    How DARE Brian say that his content is not art!!!
    Never has any art been more pure than a man doing a dream ballet of elemental pokemon.

    • @skippykay599
      @skippykay599 4 роки тому +28

      Whistling Banshee he’s really doing a disgrace to that Waluigi epic he proposed

    • @-piras
      @-piras 4 роки тому +39

      The whole unreveal series is art but if you see like, polygon things as whole, and also, his stuff can be art and also be commercial, because after a while he kind have to do the stuff because he needs food

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому +7

      @@-piras But… but? He can just do more Unraveled about food? A problem that fixes itself! If your art can't pay for your food, make sure the art is food! That way you can eat it after

    • @aspl5717
      @aspl5717 4 роки тому +3

      @@dig8634 well he did do that and we know how that turned out

  • @pacha2759
    @pacha2759 4 роки тому +632

    40:52
    Theres no hard science on weed causing impotence..
    Simone: "only soft science".
    I see what you did there

    • @feyrworks
      @feyrworks 4 роки тому +54

      reminds me of a moment in anomia - brennan was explaining something shortly after the "any plant" incident, and simone went "this man knows his shit... and it's full of edible plants."

    • @CompiledGabriel
      @CompiledGabriel 4 роки тому +8

      With the glance at the camera and the grin. Is perfect.

    • @pablofierros6975
      @pablofierros6975 4 роки тому +4

      Also, the perfect name? "Hash Pipe", thank you Weezer

    • @YungGreyvy
      @YungGreyvy 4 роки тому +11

      She had SO MANY good under her breath jokes in that section it was g r e a t

    • @pablofierros6975
      @pablofierros6975 4 роки тому +5

      bryn grossmann A testament to the quality of this content that 8 months later we’re still talking about it

  • @entomolodee
    @entomolodee 4 роки тому +403

    “Even though I think everything you do is art-“
    Pat smiles
    “Pat’s a little hard on himself”
    Pat’s smile slowly falls

  • @chickensangwich97
    @chickensangwich97 4 роки тому +1787

    Polygon: "Just slightly more art than commerce"
    Ironically, slap that on a T-shirt, and I'd buy it.

    • @haeilsey
      @haeilsey 4 роки тому +16

      Max Moran it would need a picture of some kind to continue being slightly more art

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 роки тому +13

      @@haeilsey BDG's face.

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 4 роки тому +15

      @@notAshildr Honestly, I'd buy a shirt with BDG's face on it even without text.
      Scratch that, _especially_ without text.

  • @WillKrause21
    @WillKrause21 4 роки тому +2734

    "When you have social anxiety, any greeting is a weird greeting" Accurate statement.

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 4 роки тому +20

      Hewwo

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 4 роки тому +4

      hey

    • @jq762
      @jq762 4 роки тому +35

      "Hello, I'm not mad at you for anything you've ever said or done. I hope you're having a nice day."

    • @WillKrause21
      @WillKrause21 4 роки тому +12

      @@jq762 But wait, you had to explicitly say it... does that mean you ARE mad at me?

    • @Elvalley
      @Elvalley 4 роки тому +5

      That whole social anxiety bit was so heightened when it came to his turn on the wheel...

  • @madisonpetty9321
    @madisonpetty9321 4 роки тому +779

    polygon: okay kids, time for some fun little guessing games
    overboard team: W H I S K E Y D I C K

    • @ChuckD99
      @ChuckD99 4 роки тому +56

      The term for the weed version could be "bong dong"?

    • @suisui7481
      @suisui7481 4 роки тому +1

      @@ChuckD99 it is weed dick
      It actually exists in many articles

    • @keonbush6135
      @keonbush6135 4 роки тому +7

      @@suisui7481 ok but bong dong is fantastic, ngl

  • @n.c.lightning
    @n.c.lightning 4 роки тому +449

    *walks over to Pat's desk*
    "hey"
    Pat: "you kiss your MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?!"

  • @midknight1339
    @midknight1339 4 роки тому +1279

    "Is the mere act of editing not art?"
    ["ty simone" flashes up on screen]
    Aww

  • @Yoarashi
    @Yoarashi 4 роки тому +1219

    "technical difficulties" yeah right you just couldn't let Jenna announce the secret forbidden perfect mouthfeel to the world and the rest of the breaks are red herrings

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 3 роки тому +47

      Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel?!

    • @ayaanhafer7953
      @ayaanhafer7953 3 роки тому +18

      @@danatronics9039 it rattles my chromosomes

  • @megank.9043
    @megank.9043 4 роки тому +563

    The fact that Pat was the one to explain the rules in the beginning and then "hard to sit on" happens is just *chefs kiss*👩‍🍳👌

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 3 роки тому +438

    “Can we remember who left Polygon? Someone obviously didn’t think their work was artistic enough.” -Brian David Gilbert, predicting his own future

  • @scubalubaduba3197
    @scubalubaduba3197 4 роки тому +1605

    Everytime its Pat's turn:
    Everyone: Welcome to the Polygon Roast of Patrick Gill

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 роки тому +84

      Pat, whose dial landed entirely in "Hard to Sit on" side: *Hard to Sit On*
      Everyone Else:...what?
      Pat: what did I do?
      Less than a minute later
      "POLYGON DOT C*M VIDEO CONTENT"

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 4 роки тому

      With a name like that...

    • @imannatasha3302
      @imannatasha3302 4 роки тому +5

      @@JamesCPotter13 i feel like giving him a hug after that 😂

  • @vye6737
    @vye6737 4 роки тому +495

    Pat's new haircut makes him look like a sophisticated gothic author in the best ways possible

    •  4 роки тому +33

      just in time to write his three memoirs

    • @chekinemi951
      @chekinemi951 4 роки тому +7

      Edgar Allen Poe could never

    • @unknownusername5111
      @unknownusername5111 4 роки тому +18

      ...... Is Pat........ Hot ? ?

    • @vye6737
      @vye6737 4 роки тому +3

      @@unknownusername5111 strong dad vibes

    • @vye6737
      @vye6737 4 роки тому +3

      @@chekinemi951 what the the Victorian gentry class would do for that look

  • @joeysnowy4110
    @joeysnowy4110 4 роки тому +1169

    everyone's faces when simone says "pre-sext" is why i love them

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +45

      My favorite is BDG just contemplating what she just said for half a second

    • @elenpena42564
      @elenpena42564 4 роки тому +14

      She's not wrong tho

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +32

      @@elenpena42564 idk what planet you come from, but unless that "hey" is followed by peaches or eggplants or something, we bouta have a normal conversation

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 4 роки тому

      @@breadlast Hey.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому

      @@janzacharias3680 hey.

  • @yam3946
    @yam3946 4 роки тому +441

    Them all discussing whether Pat thinks "I" is underrated or not gives off the exact same energy as my 5 brain cells on the first question of a paper.

  • @lucydavenport3918
    @lucydavenport3918 4 роки тому +266

    "when you have social anxiety any greeting is a weird greeting" - Brian David Gilbert
    He has our backs

  • @somer4213
    @somer4213 4 роки тому +941

    Pat just repping for social anxiety today

    • @evelynt9582
      @evelynt9582 4 роки тому +50

      he really out there for us

    • @vbt4660
      @vbt4660 4 роки тому +45

      Reeve a king for the people

    • @redrooster3420
      @redrooster3420 4 роки тому +10

      big anxious solidarity here, folks

    • @samlee5549
      @samlee5549 4 роки тому +7

      Hey

    • @RobynBobynn
      @RobynBobynn 4 роки тому +3

      @@samlee5549 Pat and I are having a panic attack now, thank you and i'm sorry.

  • @AvenRox
    @AvenRox 4 роки тому +1816

    Pat looking sharp with that short hair, BDG not looking like a 70s adult film actor anymore. Also I don't blame Pat for misunderstanding the rules, but Hard To Sit On was amazing

    • @NesosRomanus
      @NesosRomanus 4 роки тому +102

      “‘Hard to sit on’ is 100% easy to sit on.”

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 4 роки тому +97

      Also shout out to Jenna being a headband queen. We need to support her in this tough time as she grows out her undercut

    • @Ostermond
      @Ostermond 4 роки тому +24

      AvenRox BDG is babyfaced again and I’m all for it.

    • @spudrina
      @spudrina 4 роки тому +4

      casual kevin as someone also growing out an undercut I feel her pain 😔

    • @reganc5966
      @reganc5966 4 роки тому +21

      pat with short hair is almost unrecognizable as pat, yet wayyyy too handsome at the same time

  • @alisamfp
    @alisamfp 4 роки тому +1271

    Pat: "I've been afraid of sharks while in a swimming pool"
    Justin McElroy: GLASS SHARK!

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 4 роки тому +62

      that was my first goddamn thought when he said that

    • @NesosRomanus
      @NesosRomanus 4 роки тому +81

      That deep water.
      That dark water.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 4 роки тому +62

      Glass shark gon come, he come and eat your brotha!

    • @abigailmorris4365
      @abigailmorris4365 4 роки тому +59

      Glass shark loveeee da fat kid, you gotta swim fat kid, pretend there’s a corn dog at the end of the pool!

    • @nootdoot8429
      @nootdoot8429 4 роки тому +36

      git outta the DAHK WATER glass shark coming for YOU!

  • @elliecarroll8752
    @elliecarroll8752 4 роки тому +621

    pat literally has a No Thots Head Empty expression while trying to parse what was happening at Hard To Sit On/Somebody Else's Butt part and it's VALID and god what a mood

    • @lazyteddiursa7160
      @lazyteddiursa7160 3 роки тому +34

      I know it's supposed to be thoughts, but I wish to live in this world

  • @stephgilliam
    @stephgilliam 4 роки тому +149

    The incredible decision-making teamwork of Brian-Jenna-Pat is so good to watch. They're the smartest idiots.

  • @majalaanemae3560
    @majalaanemae3560 4 роки тому +406

    "For me, the most perfect mouth feel would be [REDACTED]"

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 роки тому +659

    I can't believe they didn't catch Simone's
    *Only soft science*
    11/10

    • @alyssashih2895
      @alyssashih2895 4 роки тому +2

      When?

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому +23

      @@alyssashih2895 At the very end of the pseudoscience round. Jenna says there is no hard science, and Simone responds with "only soft science"

    • @alyssashih2895
      @alyssashih2895 4 роки тому +1

      dig6394 ty

    • @CollMomo1
      @CollMomo1 4 роки тому

      ya, that was gold !

  • @emmakoslosky2431
    @emmakoslosky2431 4 роки тому +1569

    The requirements for working at polygon really are having big bisexual vibes and being a cutie.

    • @pixiekit
      @pixiekit 4 роки тому +139

      Emma Koslosky accurate. And somehow emitting Persephone vibes- floral goddess and queen of the underworld. Like adorable cinnamon roll and also will stab you

    • @kneesnap1041
      @kneesnap1041 4 роки тому +29

      actually that seems super accurate

    • @mattew7890
      @mattew7890 4 роки тому +126

      Polygon has cursed all the bisexuals by hiring all pretty employees

    • @toanoradian
      @toanoradian 4 роки тому +20

      Ah, that's why Justin McElroy is no longer there. Not enough of both.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 роки тому +79

      @@toanoradian False, he may not be bi, but he is a definitive cutie.

  • @ShadowCosmos
    @ShadowCosmos 4 роки тому +144

    "When there was only one set of foot prints in the sand, that was when Pat was carrying me"
    Right as the lights start shining brighter on Pat... 10/10

  • @maxinquaye
    @maxinquaye 4 роки тому +203

    not enough appreciation for simone “hey is a pre-sext” de rochefort

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 4 роки тому +16

      Aromantic simone "if you text me that ill report you" de rochefort lol

  • @Po-sd3jd
    @Po-sd3jd 4 роки тому +221

    32:07
    Simone: I don’t believe in the concept of a guilty pleasure
    Brian: *looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

  • @lily7252
    @lily7252 4 роки тому +667

    Pat’s whole “are you thirsty right now” greeting gave off STRONG “those new shoes?” vibes
    Also, happy birthday Brian :)
    Also also, why did I have the day Brian dies on my calendar but not his birthday?

    • @jaym5112
      @jaym5112 4 роки тому +7

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that

    • @sineadthomas2024
      @sineadthomas2024 4 роки тому +10

      I have Brian’s birthday on my calendar, because it’s also my birthday.

  • @stevenboland9271
    @stevenboland9271 4 роки тому +2072

    Jenna: "I" refers to the self and, thus, is overrated.
    Brian: I is so common that no one pays attention to it. It's gotta be underrated.
    Patrick: c: *_alphabet song_* c:

    • @estebanco6937
      @estebanco6937 4 роки тому +62

      "I" was searching for this comment. Thakyou

  • @KizuRai
    @KizuRai 4 роки тому +569

    Jenna: "Hey."
    Simone: "That's not a greeting, that's a pre-sext."
    Jenna: "Learning. Learning about how to text Simone, or not."
    I need Simone and Jenna in every single episode of Overboard.

  • @janevim11
    @janevim11 4 роки тому +163

    the fact that the phrase "they taped a banana to the wall" is from 2020 yet feels like three years ago really says something about the times that we live in

  • @lovisaandersson4079
    @lovisaandersson4079 4 роки тому +486

    this video should just be named ''Polygon crew giving me an stress ulcer by not realizing that hey is a very normal greeting''

    • @chronicuke3598
      @chronicuke3598 4 роки тому +19

      Hey is a threat or bad news. Hey is not a normal greeting.

    • @lazyteddiursa7160
      @lazyteddiursa7160 3 роки тому +4

      @@chronicuke3598 maybe to a horse

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 3 роки тому +11

      when addressing someone in passing, hey is fine (walking by, etc). when GREETING someone, like in a text or to start a conversation, hey always worries me. also, Jenna didn't say "hey!" or "hey," or even "hey" she said "hey." which is the worst greeting in existence. also, "hey, [insert name]" is very different than just "hey"

    • @talongreenlee7704
      @talongreenlee7704 3 роки тому +1

      When I use “hey” to address someone I usually say “hey, man”. Just “hey” is a little weird.

  • @fridaalexander8009
    @fridaalexander8009 4 роки тому +266

    Brian having long hair and no mustache in this is so trippy, cus I always subconsciously date these videos based on the state of his head and facial hair and now I am so very lost

    • @VampChic10210
      @VampChic10210 4 роки тому +18

      May Alexander things went down in the waluigi unraveled

    • @fridaalexander8009
      @fridaalexander8009 4 роки тому +7

      HallelujahHarlequin for real lmao

    • @nonexistent-best-friend1693
      @nonexistent-best-friend1693 4 роки тому +6

      and no nail polish.

    •  4 роки тому +9

      tbh in the teaser for this vid it went from a shot of Brian in front to Jenna in front so fast i thought they were the same person based purely on same hair length/colour and i havent been the same since

  • @HexQuesTT
    @HexQuesTT 4 роки тому +183

    I was fully on board with Jen, Hey is THE MOST NORMAL greeting I feel like I was in the twilight zone when they were arguing that "Hey" is a weird greeting

    • @woopwoop6338
      @woopwoop6338 4 роки тому +6

      You can’t tell me pat doesn’t make a good argument though

  • @StephenWade49
    @StephenWade49 4 роки тому +85

    "if I get a text that just says 'hey' with no punctuation, no nothing, I'm going to have a panic attack" Pat 8:12

  • @ghostie6190
    @ghostie6190 4 роки тому +175

    Jenna: the most perfect mouthfeel would be-
    Someone wiggling a laminated sheet of paper silencing her

  • @AzizidarkReborn
    @AzizidarkReborn 4 роки тому +144

    Pat, I have neither the skill, experience nor wit to put myself out there like you do. As a fellow social-anxiety victim, you resonate with me. I just want to remind you that you are funny and amazing and I love everything you do, especially when it's on Overboard.
    Unrelated sidenote: Happy birthday, Brian David Gilbert.

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 4 роки тому +578

    “Unless you smoke Marijuana, then you wouldn’t be hard on anything” BRIAN I SWEAR-

  • @wuwupyon
    @wuwupyon 4 роки тому +457

    Pat’s hair? Actually... everyone’s hair?? Wow

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +41

      Brian David Gorgeous

    • @zactompkins5785
      @zactompkins5785 4 роки тому +23

      @@breadlast Simone de Rockin' It

    • @frogsfoot
      @frogsfoot 4 роки тому +16

      jenna stealing-the-show

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 4 роки тому +7

      allegra frankly killing it

  • @fraxisle
    @fraxisle 3 роки тому +43

    Pat's "Old man's concern for a young man's game" sounds faaaar too philosophical to be talking about Mountain Dew and sperm count

  • @aquestionabletaryn
    @aquestionabletaryn 4 роки тому +76

    “I’ve been afraid of sharks in a swimming pool”
    *GLASS SHARK*

  • @cheshiregreymaulkin9080
    @cheshiregreymaulkin9080 4 роки тому +355

    Is there a minimum handsomeness level to be hired at polygon or something? Also someone please reassure pat that he's doing good and he can have some faith in himself?

    • @patbak235
      @patbak235 4 роки тому +10

      There is for every media company just good business practice.

    • @Void-cn6rn
      @Void-cn6rn 4 роки тому +36

      I choose to believe that BDG was the original absurdly attractive polygon employee and it spread to all of the others starting from the day they met him. I don't care if it doesn't make sense, it's my headcanon dammit.

    • @satyalee5297
      @satyalee5297 4 роки тому +61

      @@Void-cn6rn if you don't think patrick gill was polygon's original hottie i dont trust you

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons 4 роки тому +4

      @@satyalee5297 at what hair length though?

    • @satyalee5297
      @satyalee5297 4 роки тому +14

      @@icymoons all of them.

  • @Beeevaaa
    @Beeevaaa 4 роки тому +533

    HOW DID YOU THINK HEY WASNT THE MOST NORMAL GREETING YOU ALIENS

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ 4 роки тому +51

      The most normal would be "Hey, how are you?" or something like that.
      Just "Hey" means "we have to talk, something is wrong or something is going on"

    • @jokir5305
      @jokir5305 4 роки тому +11

      Because it can be an ominous greeting.

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 4 роки тому +11

      how the f is “hello” more normal? im-

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 роки тому +3

      @@Jehty_ Depends on inflection.
      Hey, how are you? Can be just as weird.

    • @static2735
      @static2735 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jehty_ i think that's mostly just with texting. if you see someone in real life, you're more likely to say something short

  • @angelstreet1102
    @angelstreet1102 4 роки тому +154

    Weird greeting: “bienvenudos power bottoms!”

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +22

      Ah, a man of culture.

    • @cos-chu
      @cos-chu 4 роки тому +2

      u are my hero friend

  • @David-ol6fw
    @David-ol6fw 4 роки тому +46

    If you're here from the Quiplash video, the "hey" reference is at 8:11.

  • @Mayrink.
    @Mayrink. 4 роки тому +1306

    Pat mentions having social anxiety. Minutes later, Pat mispeaks and everyone laughs at him.
    That's rough, yo. We're here for you, Pat. We've all been there.

    • @dlivingstonmcpherson
      @dlivingstonmcpherson 4 роки тому +101

      My heart goes out to Pat after 49:08 as well

    • @joaoaguiar4306
      @joaoaguiar4306 4 роки тому +127

      hey pat, everyone loves you

    • @criticorn663
      @criticorn663 4 роки тому +95

      I mean they weren't laughing at him to be mean, it was a funny accident, plus it's in a group of friends so it's endearing. But sure embarrassment is an important part of it

    • @firebirdheats
      @firebirdheats 4 роки тому +12

      I was laughing because I KNEW it would be exactly something I would do

  • @bearfamous_
    @bearfamous_ 4 роки тому +466

    “Pat you can’t use you’re muppet expertise to help them”

    • @dragostego
      @dragostego 4 роки тому +4

      @@zerstreubar see his bloodborne episode

    • @TrafficJamByCam
      @TrafficJamByCam 4 роки тому +2

      Plus he’s seen the “Muppets and Puppets Eating” live show a few times.

  • @fungalhog
    @fungalhog 4 роки тому +226

    "ive had a fear of sharks in a swimming pool so"
    glass shark glass shark glass shark

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +10

      He love de fat kid, bettah swim fat kid

    • @heather19515
      @heather19515 4 роки тому +7

      Glass shark love pat kid

  • @triccele
    @triccele 4 роки тому +55

    26:22 I'm sorry, but since Contrapoints, "mouthfeel"will never mean the same to me

  • @ProfessorFudin
    @ProfessorFudin 3 роки тому +30

    Interesting correlation between the people who think "I" is an underrated letter and the people with an "I" in their name

  • @justsomeluckyguy
    @justsomeluckyguy 4 роки тому +588

    My mom literally texts me:
    "Hey"
    At least once a week and it's TERRIFYING every single time

    • @Jeff_in_3D
      @Jeff_in_3D 4 роки тому +15

      BOTH of my parents will send me something and if I'm not replying within 20 seconds I'll get several "Hey"'s until I respond and it is the absolute worst.

    • @chellshock
      @chellshock 4 роки тому +17

      The worst is when someone just texts "Hey." WITH a period
      It gives such a feeling of foreboding

    • @A8mew
      @A8mew 4 роки тому +12

      hey with no period is something i only see from dudes with big serial killer energy trying to hit on me, its a greeting used solely by madmen

    • @Shoob-k5u
      @Shoob-k5u 4 роки тому +1

      My mom will send "hey" and leave me on "..." for several minutes while she types. I was finally forced to confront her and tell her to just greet me and ask/tell me what she needed to in a SINGLE text because my heart literally can't take that every day.

    • @AnimeDreamer141
      @AnimeDreamer141 4 роки тому +1

      my mum likes to start all messages with "Hey [Ellis], can we talk?" and doesnt see why i freak out everytime

  • @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106
    @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 4 роки тому +370

    ”Hes a little hard on himself but he also doesnt have money” lmaooo

  • @pliable-head
    @pliable-head 4 роки тому +152

    "you thirsty? are you--*thirsty* right now?"

  • @hyper2523
    @hyper2523 3 роки тому +45

    Brian: Think of all the people who left Polygon, they obviously thought their work wasn’t artistic enough
    Everyone in the future: *visible awkwardness*

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 4 роки тому +151

    I can't figure out if Overboard or Unraveled is my favorite Polygon thing, but I know that we need more Gill & Gilbert.

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie 4 роки тому +258

    if my friend sent me "i'll kill you" as a greeting i would be significantly less scared than if they sent me "hey"
    the only time anyone sends "hey" is when they're about to ask you something important or tell you something shitty

    • @alyssa-vi4jt
      @alyssa-vi4jt 4 роки тому +7

      What if someone says I’ll kill you because you did smth shitty?

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah nah

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 4 роки тому +7

      i send hey regularly as a perfectly normal conversation starter, but y'know, i don't have your friend group, and i don't have the same subtle social rules you people have built up over the years

    • @kropotkinnie
      @kropotkinnie 4 роки тому +7

      @@alyssa-vi4jt honestly i'd probably guess they're less angry about it than if they started it with like "we need to talk"
      "i'll kill you" is so absurdist as a greeting that i'd assume i accidentally sent a crappy meme or smthn

  • @mothsolotl
    @mothsolotl 4 роки тому +460

    I love how NOBODY is consistently trying to get in the minds of each other, and have insisted on using pure logic, as if they don't know each other well enough to even try

    • @darksentinel082
      @darksentinel082 4 роки тому +20

      i think simone but in an attempt

    • @assailant8722
      @assailant8722 4 роки тому +30

      They’re definitely TRYING to a lot, they just keep failing

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy 4 роки тому +30

    12:15 Earlier today I was watching a Twitch stream and in the chat we were all telling each other "good day." I wanted to mix it up a bit, so I swapped the first letters and wished everyone "dood gay," and then immediately realized what I had done as I hit the send button. So that is my answer to the weirdest greeting.

  • @mitochondria6247
    @mitochondria6247 4 роки тому +81

    Fun Fact: Iced Tea supposedly was created in 1904, meaning Brian was quite close.

    • @kirbymaster6764
      @kirbymaster6764 4 роки тому +9

      I don’t know if you’re right or not, but just like Brian’s claim I am not going to call you on it

    • @mariahschultz8835
      @mariahschultz8835 2 роки тому +2

      Brian was there when it was invented
      In this essay I will-

  • @annastasiaonstage
    @annastasiaonstage 4 роки тому +346

    "I don't think it's the most underrated, because everyone knows that's W."
    Is that because W is for... Waluigi??

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 4 роки тому +4

      Would have liked this post but it's at 69 likes

    • @thegammakat
      @thegammakat 4 роки тому

      Definitely 100% because waluigi

    • @emmad799
      @emmad799 4 роки тому +1

      my immediate thought as well, especially after that unraveled lmao

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 4 роки тому +10

      W has an amazing history, that’s related (obviously) to U and V, but also F and H.
      The Greeks used to have digamma, that looks like for /w/, but then the sound disappeared, and they stopped using it. The Etruscans copied the Greeks, but they used it for /v/, and used a digraph with digamma an h-like consonant to make /f/, since the Greeks didn’t have a letter for /f/. Then the Romans copied the Etruscans and, since they didn’t have /v/, /w/ and /u/ as separate phonemes, they used for both, and for /f/ since they already had a letter for /v/. Then, /v/ case back in French, and other languages separated /u/ and /w/, so they tried lots of different strategies, most notably using two or for one sound, a single one for another, and the other letter for the remaining one if necessary. English used for /w u v/, German used for /f u v/, and Welsh decided that the should be longer than , so they made them /u w/.
      This puts W with J, Q and X in the weird letter category, but since Q really has no reason to exist, X is far too unpredictable, and J’s story is basically W’s but worse, W is obviously the best one.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому +4

      @@felipevasconcelos6736 I like this explanation, because it goes through everything, but it assumes the reader totally knows what means and what // means. I have honestly no idea, but I think I could figure it out by this comment alone, since it is as thorough as it is, but I don't have the energy to try.

  • @mvwinf
    @mvwinf 4 роки тому +267

    I don’t know what himbo means but is “hard to sit on” a himbo move

    • @sorinamarie1681
      @sorinamarie1681 4 роки тому +30

      absolutely

    • @dragostego
      @dragostego 4 роки тому +15

      Himbo is a Male term for bimbo

    • @MiseFreisin
      @MiseFreisin 4 роки тому +67

      not knowing what himbo means is a hard himbo move tbqh

    • @heyitzsamurai
      @heyitzsamurai 4 роки тому +69

      it's a stupid buff man that drinks respect women juice exclusively

  • @simoneracioppi4305
    @simoneracioppi4305 4 роки тому +148

    "When you have social anxiety any greeting is a weird greeting" PREACH

  • @intel_coar6844
    @intel_coar6844 4 роки тому +49

    “For me the most perfect mouth feel is-“ and we never heard the possibly inappropriate answer

  • @kjmlucero
    @kjmlucero 4 роки тому +49

    26:15 that satisfying af enunciation tho, Brian your theatre kid is showing

  • @deadpoule4402
    @deadpoule4402 4 роки тому +85

    18:34
    I'm sorry but Unraveled is a true gesamtkunstwerk and you can't prove me otherwise

  • @MelodyBurst
    @MelodyBurst 4 роки тому +340

    *Miles Morales putting his hand on Gwen Stacey's shoulder* HEY

    • @Onitramm
      @Onitramm 4 роки тому +9

      was thinking the entire time it'd only be a weird greeting if you were Wilson Fisk and a normal greeting if you were Aaron Davis

  • @Calyptonaut
    @Calyptonaut 4 роки тому +77

    man i forgot how much i loved pat shout out to pat, the best boy

  • @katiejones4596
    @katiejones4596 4 роки тому +46

    I love how Patrick and Brian have just switched styles for this episode

  • @terrybullkeller
    @terrybullkeller 4 роки тому +36

    “I is the Midwest of the alphabet” I love that we live in a world where that makes sense

  • @legendofFranktheTank
    @legendofFranktheTank 4 роки тому +253

    "statistically there are two murderers in this room right now" im going with Pat and Simone

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 3 роки тому +4

      isn't that just the plot of among us

    • @ShrodingersCatgirl
      @ShrodingersCatgirl 3 роки тому +1

      I dunno I feel like Brian would kill a man

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 3 роки тому

      @@ShrodingersCatgirl why do I keep finding you on youtube

  • @aquarius555
    @aquarius555 4 роки тому +126

    "An Old Man's Concern For a Young Man's Game" is a great title for a book

  • @RubbahPants
    @RubbahPants 4 роки тому +148

    "I wish it was science"
    I don't even begin to know what that's supposed to mean.

    • @cyansy
      @cyansy 4 роки тому +34

      Budget vasectomy

  • @packaday266
    @packaday266 4 роки тому +37

    Me, with social anxiety, saying 'Hey' as a greeting to everyone I've ever met: "I will never speak to anyone again. I will begin my life as a hermit. Goodbye society, it's been a bad time."

  • @koru1362
    @koru1362 2 роки тому +24

    I love Clayton and his editing so ding dang much.

    • @polygon
      @polygon  2 роки тому +10

      He's so good