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  • @taylorford509
    @taylorford509 5 років тому +3107

    Shot 10 times crash landed 2 times. Been in a prisoner of war camp 2 times
    “ frankly I enjoyed the war “

    • @GH29111
      @GH29111 4 роки тому +96

      907_ Sunshine “it was fun”

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 роки тому +40

      Maybe, he was the inspiration for Darkness from Konosuba (a female knight, who spend all her points on HP and is super masochistic)

    • @GH29111
      @GH29111 4 роки тому +6

      @Spariton do you know Joe?

    • @zforzach8353
      @zforzach8353 4 роки тому +1

      u?

    • @franklinanoliefo4757
      @franklinanoliefo4757 4 роки тому +18

      "I enjoyed the war"...Yeah...that's what fucking psychopath would say....😕😟

  • @lectersnightmare
    @lectersnightmare 4 роки тому +1348

    All of these people:
    "Were you killed?"
    Them: "Sadly yes, but I lived."

    • @ja-cup881
      @ja-cup881 3 роки тому +18

      I know this one! Ice age!

    • @grumpus_hominidae
      @grumpus_hominidae 3 роки тому +5

      Haha! You barely beat me posting this by just 2 weeks! I was SO close!

    • @JoeZUGOOLA
      @JoeZUGOOLA 3 роки тому +3

      Yes.. but wait their's more!

    • @nikitaniki19
      @nikitaniki19 3 роки тому +1

      Yes dead meme resurrected

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 Рік тому

      he’s ok but he died

  • @ashleyo5002
    @ashleyo5002 3 роки тому +536

    The guy that was attacked by the great white died in a car crash a while ago. You survive the worst thing possible, just to be taken out by another car. Life is very fragile 😔

    • @jamesmurphy1026
      @jamesmurphy1026 3 роки тому +27

      Was it a Hyundai Tiburon because that would be ironic.

    • @4hunnid50
      @4hunnid50 3 роки тому +13

      That’s some final destination stuff

    • @ashleyo5002
      @ashleyo5002 3 роки тому +9

      @@jamesmurphy1026 holy s*** my high school BF had one of those haha. Of course, he was an assh***

    • @GumaroRVillamil
      @GumaroRVillamil 3 роки тому +49

      To be fair, driving a car is probably the most dangerous day-to-day activity we engage in. Virtually everyone who drives a car has been or will be in a car accident at some point. It's just a numbers game.

    • @ashleyo5002
      @ashleyo5002 3 роки тому +1

      @@GumaroRVillamil very true

  • @likira111
    @likira111 5 років тому +2172

    "Half man half price store"
    Abseloute legend.

  • @averyuncreativeperson1573
    @averyuncreativeperson1573 5 років тому +3042

    #1 is literally just "I do not have permission to die"

    • @missyk2454
      @missyk2454 4 роки тому +124

      You know Death had a bet with somebody just to see how long he could keep this man alive. Or just constantly got sidetracked on the days he was supposed to die. There were a lot of other people dying cause....ya know...war.

    • @adamj1367
      @adamj1367 4 роки тому +13

      RIP Rick May 1940-2020

    • @perhapscabbage1743
      @perhapscabbage1743 4 роки тому +11

      Real life chuck Norris

    • @shaggy_e210
      @shaggy_e210 4 роки тому +11

      His mama said come the fuck home

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 4 роки тому +4

      A Very Uncreative Person and a totally meta dude! Or a mutant.

  • @TechGirl84
    @TechGirl84 3 роки тому +1289

    The part about the surfer being saved by dolphins is not unheard of. Dolphins often take on sharks like that.

    • @kruegan2976
      @kruegan2976 3 роки тому +66

      And they are the second smartest mammal on earth and have a great bond with humans

    • @deedeemonroe1076
      @deedeemonroe1076 3 роки тому +74

      Dolphins will only save you if it's a shark tho usually. There are many accounts of dolphins leading swimmers to their deaths because they're playing or swimming together and they drown them or lead them out to sea

    • @georgiefilleul110
      @georgiefilleul110 3 роки тому +102

      dolphins will take any opportunity to fuck with sharks

    • @0_DaOG_0
      @0_DaOG_0 3 роки тому +54

      It just amazes me that dolphins would see a shark and beat the living shit out of it, and they see it like a game.

    • @xphnyx9299
      @xphnyx9299 3 роки тому +31

      Dolphins are the bill cosby black air force of the ocean go figure

  • @severalwolves
    @severalwolves 4 роки тому +1683

    Clint Malarchuk really shoulda been on the list...
    He was a NHL goalie for the Sabres in the 80s. During a game in 1989, he was trying to block the net when two players accidentally slid into the crease. They collided and tumbled, and one of the player’s legs went up in the air...
    Do you see where I’m going with this?
    The player’s skate went up and slashed Malarchuk’s throat. It straight-up ripped his neck open, severing his carotid artery and jugular, and he fell forward, spraying blood all over the ice in front of him.
    Luckily, the team’s trainer had been a combat medic in Vietnam, and was used to dealing with grisly injuries. He jumped into gear, went out on the ice to the goalie, *reached into* the dude’s open neck, and pinch the severed arteries with his fingers.
    He continued to hold on to them as they got Malarchuk out of the rink and into emergency surgery - a move that saved him from bleeding out, and kept him alive.
    Hockey is so metal.

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 4 роки тому +177

      I remember watching a video about this story not long ago. I believe he didnt even miss the next game lol hockey players aren't athletes, they're warriors!

    • @sciencenate
      @sciencenate 4 роки тому +8

      Not even close

    • @kykk3365
      @kykk3365 4 роки тому +112

      He's also suffered from PTSD since, became an alcoholic and even survived a suicide attempt twenty years after the incident.

    • @ch0colatec0ff33
      @ch0colatec0ff33 4 роки тому +32

      I saw the video to this. The blood pooled on the ground so fast

    • @TheMattc999
      @TheMattc999 4 роки тому +6

      chocolate coffee got a link?

  • @steffenhendrikssen9821
    @steffenhendrikssen9821 3 роки тому +336

    I've always considered myself to be quite the survival story, but mine's nothing against what you talked about.
    I lost three of my limbs (right arm, both legs) in a work accident in 1998. That was when i was 27, i recently turned 50. I'd say i'm alright

    • @mrducky6322
      @mrducky6322 2 роки тому +64

      It’s a miracle you walked away from that

    • @adyingfish3057
      @adyingfish3057 2 роки тому +3

      Wtf happenened-

    • @TR-ux4lq
      @TR-ux4lq 2 роки тому +37

      @@mrducky6322 bruh u didn’t

    • @gabiferreira6864
      @gabiferreira6864 2 роки тому +10

      You're a tough man! Hope you're doing okay

    • @bushcatbandit2566
      @bushcatbandit2566 2 роки тому +9

      Whatchya doing there m8? Looks like you typed that with one hand..
      Sorry…

  • @nturavrgchick6055
    @nturavrgchick6055 3 роки тому +87

    After seeing the images of his accident, Peng definitely should've been number 1. While only surviving one accident, that one was worth the same as all the others combined. I have no idea how he survived, especially because the photo shows him lying in the street while there's a crowd just standing around staring at him, like they expected him to die any second. Not sure how he even survived long enough to get to the hospital. What an amazing guy! The photos of his recovery are just as unbelievable as his accident! Wow!

    • @JeanRain17
      @JeanRain17 2 роки тому +5

      on a scale from 1 to omg no how bad were the pictures?

    • @jaqjynx
      @jaqjynx 2 роки тому +2

      That dude has some series will power.

    • @nturavrgchick6055
      @nturavrgchick6055 2 роки тому +3

      @@JeanRain17 definitely the latter! Lol. It was bad. Really bad.

    • @giygas9305
      @giygas9305 2 роки тому +8

      @@nturavrgchick6055 hes fucking looking down where his legs are supposed to be and… bro. I’m scarred.

  • @nekotamo5154
    @nekotamo5154 6 років тому +416

    You could have mentioned Vesna Vulovic, a Serbian flight attendant who survived a plane crash from the altitude of 10,160 metres (33,330 ft). She still holds the record for the highest fall without a parachute. The fall wasn't easy on her:
    "Following the crash, Vulović spent days in a coma and was hospitalized for several months. She suffered a fractured skull, three broken vertebrae, two broken legs, broken ribs and a fractured pelvis. These injuries resulted in her being temporarily paralyzed from the waist down. She made an almost complete recovery but continued to walk with a limp. Vulović maintained that she had no memory of the incident and thus had no qualms about flying in the aftermath of the crash. "

    • @Pepe-lt2en
      @Pepe-lt2en 5 років тому +1

      Neko Tamo where did she land

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 5 років тому +18

      @@Pepe-lt2en Looked it up and apparently it was in Srbská Kaminice, Czechoslovakia(now in the Czech Republic) and the flight was JAT Flight 367 from Stockholm to Belgrade. It was bombed and broke into 3 pieces

    • @Stigstigster
      @Stigstigster 5 років тому +28

      @@Pepe-lt2en She remained inside a section of the tail of the plane for the whole fall, then crashed through trees and into a snowdrift if I remember correctly. This obviously helped to slow her fall over a little more time than smashing straight into the ground. I know she didn't remember the accident but blimey that must have been one hell of a ride. She must have been falling for a couple of minutes I would think too.

    • @laurajohnson9206
      @laurajohnson9206 5 років тому +1

      Wow

    • @JohnDoe-dh1cv
      @JohnDoe-dh1cv 5 років тому +2

      Meh anything over roughly 1500 feet puts you at terminal velocity any further up is irrelevant. Weather u fall from 2,000ft or 10,000ft is completely irrelevant.

  • @billybobmonroe3166
    @billybobmonroe3166 5 років тому +383

    Also Phineas Gage, the guy who survived a metal rod being shot through his head, severing his his prefrontal cortex from his brain stem. Made a full recovery within 10 years

    • @jakob6258
      @jakob6258 5 років тому +22

      This was the comment I was looking for

    • @Novozymandiaz
      @Novozymandiaz 5 років тому +44

      Didn't this make him loose any ability to feel emotion? Aswell as making him very aggressive. Pretty sure that was basically a lobotomy.

    • @billybobmonroe3166
      @billybobmonroe3166 5 років тому +42

      @@Novozymandiaz he felt emotion probably more severly as his higher functioning brain wasn't their to filter what he expressed. Essentially imagine having zero filter, just your raw self completely expressing the good the bad and the ugly

    • @ephennell4ever
      @ephennell4ever 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, I was thinking about him too. Seen the X-ray ... *holy crap!*

    • @Lofidelity27
      @Lofidelity27 4 роки тому +2

      yeah lol learned that from game theorists

  • @maggsbufton1969
    @maggsbufton1969 3 роки тому +40

    The last guy survived ALL those injuries WITHOUT Penicillin! Amazing constitution! Especially the gut wounds.

  • @RealKanyeGamer
    @RealKanyeGamer 5 років тому +1750

    “They put some poison into his wine he drank it all and said he fine”

    • @mastershake42019
      @mastershake42019 5 років тому +31

      That story was told by his killers to justify his death. They wanted to show him as a warlock and sorcerer so they made up the details.

    • @RealKanyeGamer
      @RealKanyeGamer 5 років тому +72

      I mean this is a line from a song but ok

    • @jackd2083
      @jackd2083 5 років тому +17

      PATHFINDER
      I hadn’t thought of Boney M in so many years!

    • @RealKanyeGamer
      @RealKanyeGamer 5 років тому +6

      Jack D oh ya it’s a jam

    • @kristiansolvik4454
      @kristiansolvik4454 5 років тому +6

      It is the great rasputin

  • @sedarnesbit9125
    @sedarnesbit9125 5 років тому +391

    When you said the guy was cut in half I imagine straight down the middle, and then say there for five minutes trying to think how someone could ever survive from that

    • @Sienna1919
      @Sienna1919 4 роки тому +17

      I looked up the pictures 👁👄👁 its still hard to imagine getting cut in half and you're the .01% chance of survival

    • @Rqptor_omega
      @Rqptor_omega 4 роки тому +21

      I thought he was cutted in half separating his left and right side of his body and I was like"BRUH HOW THE FUK DOES SOMEONE SURVIVE THAT KIND OF DAMAGE?"

    • @microgoose8630
      @microgoose8630 4 роки тому +21

      i looked up the images and ended up looking through SEVERAL fatal accident pictures. im not necessarily grossed out, more rather unsettled and confused to see a human body torn up like a piece of roadkill. im almost afraid to wonder, but how the hell---like---WHAT?

    • @camedialdamage8180
      @camedialdamage8180 3 роки тому +13

      @@Rqptor_omega the victim would later become 2 people through successful robotics and now says “it’s much easier to work when your co-worker thinks the same as you”

    • @deathwrenchcustom
      @deathwrenchcustom 3 роки тому +3

      Oh, see I went front/back. 🤷🏽‍♂️😆

  • @APerson-bq7nn
    @APerson-bq7nn 2 роки тому +43

    youve gotta admire shuilin's sense of humor. not a lot of people would be able to make jokes like that after such a traumatic accident. would definitely shop there

  • @hanahc3525
    @hanahc3525 5 років тому +382

    “Tide pods” is what won me over

    • @247kelz
      @247kelz 4 роки тому +3

      Hanah C yep, instantly subscribed at that comment

    • @rick7884
      @rick7884 4 роки тому +1

      Lol. I was literally laughing my ass off. I mean seriously. Tide pods?? How smart do you have to be.

  • @imightbejakob
    @imightbejakob 5 років тому +3538

    "Honey, I won't be home tonight, I have a pipe in my mouth. It's very deep."

    • @vasthockey4382
      @vasthockey4382 5 років тому +83

      Jacen Solo i saw one comment on the comment button and instantly knew it was going to be about oral

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 5 років тому +9

      Vast Hockey me too

    • @zookboy5714
      @zookboy5714 5 років тому +23

      Excerpt from a crackheads diary

    • @gailhandschuh1138
      @gailhandschuh1138 4 роки тому +16

      Dolphins travel in a POD not a HERD !!

    • @Sk8rGamer
      @Sk8rGamer 4 роки тому +11

      I have a long rod in my mouth

  • @ForeverKeller
    @ForeverKeller 4 роки тому +103

    "Miss Unsinkable"
    This lady worked on all 3 "unsinkable" ships made by the same company...the last and most famous? Titanic. All 3 sank and she survived each time. Even swam /floated through the spinning rudders that was chopping up other people and lived to tell the tale.

    • @ntscho_tschi1009
      @ntscho_tschi1009 4 роки тому +9

      The Titanic was Not the Last one but the second one. She was first on the Olympic wich was the First of the three Sisterships to be finisht wich had an accident but luckily didn't sink but needet to be repaired in the Dock then she transfered to the Titanic, the second Sistership to be finished, who obviously sank and later she was a nurse in the third Sistership the Britannic who was used in the First world war as a Hospitalship and sank after being attackt by, i think a german Submarine but i'm Not entierly sure, but the Britannic was defenetly sinken by enemy forces.

    • @DeanStephen
      @DeanStephen 3 роки тому +5

      Her name was Violet Jessop.

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 3 роки тому +2

      @@ntscho_tschi1009 The Britannic hit a German mine, but that wasn’t confirmed until 100 years after it sank, so until recently no one was certain whether it was a mine, a torpedo from a u-boat, some sort of accident on board, or a conspiracy wherein the British sunk the ship so they could blame the Germans for it and turn the British public and international opinion against the Kaiser.
      Something else that makes Violet badass to me is that a couple years after the Britannic went down, she went back to work for White Star Line.
      I’d never want to set foot on a ship again, especially not a White Star ship, but it seems she took some time to recover, then went back to serving on their ships.

    • @JoshuaTootell
      @JoshuaTootell Рік тому

      *propellers

  • @Diani4629
    @Diani4629 6 років тому +73

    Great video Joe! As a nurse it always amazes me that some people can live through horrible mutilations but other times they die from a scratch that got infected.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 років тому +15

      There will be a video in the future that’s the opposite - people who died from tiny things.

    • @Kaucukovnik666
      @Kaucukovnik666 6 років тому +2

      Indeed, we are incredibly resilient and fragile at the same time.

    • @IncriminatedAntelope
      @IncriminatedAntelope 6 років тому

      bremda miller we can trip and die by breaking our skull...or get struck by lightning multiple times.

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 6 років тому

      Cory Tropiano Woah, shit

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 6 років тому

      Htoo Doh shit

  • @fireaza
    @fireaza 6 років тому +1608

    They say after the accident, Peng Shuilin was half the man he used to be.

    • @campbellbreedlove6999
      @campbellbreedlove6999 6 років тому +28

      I looked at the pictures of the accident and now I’m scarred

    • @billybob-hv3do
      @billybob-hv3do 6 років тому +25

      ur going to hell for that one 😂

    • @MiscreantApril
      @MiscreantApril 5 років тому +13

      I thought for sure the grocery store was going to be "Shorty's". My thoughts were obviously short lived. 😂

    • @kensimmons9960
      @kensimmons9960 5 років тому +45

      "How to lose 75 lbs. in one day"

    • @gardener68
      @gardener68 5 років тому +14

      Another accident like that, and there'll be no Peng left.

  • @rayalulu5475
    @rayalulu5475 4 роки тому +38

    I can just imagine the last guy telling his stories to his grandkids.. and those children telling the stories to friends and teachers in class and they answer like "you really believe that? Dude he is lying to you" while it's actually true

  • @Ugrasrava
    @Ugrasrava 5 років тому +43

    I gotta love Peng's story. Dude's evident sense of self-deprecating humour in the face of tremendous adversity is hilarious and inspiring.

  • @imawatermelon1439
    @imawatermelon1439 5 років тому +287

    Yet some die from tripping on a pebble. I nearly died when my bike hit a small rock and the handlebar went thru my leg. Yeah that was fun....

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому +14

      Jesus, that reminds me of when I was younger, somehow my friend's kickstand went through his ankle when he fell.

    • @susanf915
      @susanf915 5 років тому +18

      Dude, some poor little kid in Pullman, WA actually died that way, a couple of years ago. I don't know if he hit a rock or what but he somehow impaled himself on his handlebar, just the wrong way, and bled out before paramedics could get there. The sharp metal pushed right through the "replacement" hand grip and straight into the kid. One in a million freak accident. Every parent's worst fucking nightmare.

    • @iWerli
      @iWerli 4 роки тому +11

      bro when i was like 19 i was goin to the vape shop and got out of my car and i was stepping up a curb to the sidewalk when i just tripped like normal, landed on my two hands like a pushup, and immediately realized my elbow was fractured. i was so pissed cuz i drink plenty of milk lmao but im fragile af

    • @sketchydistortion746
      @sketchydistortion746 4 роки тому +16

      ALL OF YOU PEOPLE NEED TO STAY INSIDE AND DRINK MILK JESUS CHRIST

    • @gavinaesthetics
      @gavinaesthetics 4 роки тому +3

      Sketch the Artist drinking milk is bad for you after the age of 18

  • @bogwife7942
    @bogwife7942 3 роки тому +36

    I'll always remember the story of the girl who's car broke down in the middle of nowhere in subzero temperatures. she tried to walk to get help, but was overwhelmed by the cold and passed out in the snow. she literally froze solid, so solid when she was finally found and taken to the hospital, they couldnt even put an iv in her skin was so hard. when she (literally) defrosted she had only minor injuries (I seem to remember she only lost a few toes to frostbite)

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Рік тому +1

      Human tardigrade

    • @ccfffvbbbbbffg1774
      @ccfffvbbbbbffg1774 Рік тому +1

      That's pretty *cool*

    • @pokepoke1889
      @pokepoke1889 Рік тому

      Wow she really knows how to turn up the heat

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 Рік тому +2

      I walked home drunk when I was 16 and passed out in a ditch. It was blizzarding out and a snow plow buried me even more (the plow probably got within a foot or two of my head while I was passed out) but woke me up. I had to rock back and forth for nearly a half hour until I could actually move freely enough to stand up. I threw up when I got home and my puke was like tar black.

  • @JJ-si4qh
    @JJ-si4qh 6 років тому +759

    4:22. I think being paralyzed is worse than death. After receiving an epidural and being unable to move my legs, I want to devote some research towards paralysis.

    • @Eliphas_Leary
      @Eliphas_Leary 6 років тому +59

      Normy and Edward Ratliff, a guy in my class woke up one morning and couldn't move half of his face. Turned out that two nerves somehow had touched and did something like a short circuit. Lucky for him the doctors were able to fix that.

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 років тому +58

      Eliphas Leary A friend of mine woke up a few months ago and couldn't move her legs. She had several scans and tests at the hospital and they couldn't find any physical cause. Then a few weeks later she was paralysed from her neck down. Since then she's regained use of her arms and some feeling in one leg, but doctors are still no wiser as to her condition. It's crazy.

    • @JJ-si4qh
      @JJ-si4qh 6 років тому +24

      I wish her the best of luck. So odd these things happen.

    • @unknownentity7964
      @unknownentity7964 6 років тому +62

      I am disabled myself, and I know a lot of people who are also disabled, some of whom have spinal injuries and are paralysed. They will ALL tell you that they are far happier to be alive and paralysed than dead. They lead happy lives, get married, work. I agree more research into paralysis is needed but please do not assume that paralysis is worse than death. You are doing a disservice to the large number of people living with spinal cord injuries who live extremely happy and fulfilling lives

    • @musketman4256
      @musketman4256 6 років тому +4

      if you're paralyzed you could potentially have your brain transferred in the future

  • @Glurgi
    @Glurgi 6 років тому +269

    Seriously, I have had RPG characters that have been nowhere close to a life as eventful as that last guy!

    • @michelelanni9205
      @michelelanni9205 6 років тому +3

      Glurgi Lmao same here
      Got shot once in pubg and i died

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 4 роки тому +234

    And I thought my grandfather had a crazy story: he got shot in the outskirts of Stalingrad and thus was spared the fate of the 6th army division. He then fought in the Normandie, where a plane dropped a bomb next to him. He got knocked over and picked up his rifle and continued fighting. Later on the same day, he surrendered and got sent to a hospital. They were unable to get every piece of metal out of his body! One of them, he carried in his head until the day he got cremated (over 60 years later).

    • @zombiasnow15
      @zombiasnow15 4 роки тому +5

      War is brutal

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 роки тому +14

      @@zombiasnow15 yes it is. I've wondered quite a bit about what would be worse:
      The brutality of CQC in the middle ages?
      Standing in a tight formation with muskets and cannons ploughing through?
      Mud and mustard gas for days?
      Russian campaign?
      Vietnams green hell?
      I simply don't want any of it. However, if I had to choose, then it would be the first as it depended far more on your own abilities and there were no stray shells, few fights that go on uninterrupted for days, and once you leave the battlefield it's mostly over...

    • @ashvin3466
      @ashvin3466 3 роки тому +5

      Woah your grandpa got up from a bomb explosion like nothing happened

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 3 роки тому +1

      What a fucking chad

    • @kelleygieger1598
      @kelleygieger1598 3 роки тому +1

      They both should've written books

  • @MeTubeERG
    @MeTubeERG 4 роки тому +35

    Great episode.
    Steve Callahan's survival story is my all-time favorite. His sailboat sinks in the ocean and he survives 76 days in a rubber life raft. He wrote a great book about it and the TV series 'I Shouldn't be Alive' dramatized it in an episode of that show. I highly recommend it.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 4 роки тому +3

      There are even more extreme versions of this. People surviving sinking to the ocean floor in a shipwreck for several days, two men (only one surviving) drifting more than halfway across the pacific from central america to asia for over a year, so on.

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 6 років тому +227

    I've seen the video of Peng before (to anyone interested, it's on Liveleak), had no idea he lived through that. Dude's just laying there on the side of the road, fiddling around with his guts, poking at his lower torso that's lying next to him, and talking to bystanders. A couple times he arches his back upward to get a better look at his torso and the expression on his face just reads "goddamnit."

    • @Pokemonleafmon
      @Pokemonleafmon 5 років тому +40

      Honestly at that point I'd feel very "god damnit" about the situation too. Not much you can do in that situation, so you just kinda gotta accept it.

    • @missjade2940
      @missjade2940 5 років тому +4

      Shiiiiii

    • @therealzogman
      @therealzogman 5 років тому +14

      I've seen that video too. It's crazy how calm he is. Had no idea he survived.

    • @Agaettis
      @Agaettis 5 років тому +27

      @@therealzogman he's calm cause he's in major shock, also the reason he's playing(?) With his intestines

    • @doggiemaina11
      @doggiemaina11 5 років тому +9

      Shock is one hell of thing...

  • @DavoY2K
    @DavoY2K Рік тому +5

    As a plumber I had a helper who showed me the newspaper clipping of an x ray. He had fallen off a roof in Kissimmee and landed with a long piece of rebar through is neck. He was a good helper. Also made the best moonshine ever.

  • @TouchingClothProd
    @TouchingClothProd 5 років тому +255

    "There are pictures on-line." So of course, I just HAD to look ...
    Pictures?! There is a VIDEO! A video of Peng Shuilin laying on the ground, cut in half and STILL moving. And talking. Cars and motorcycles driving by, people standing around ... It's like FIVE minutes long! And by the end, the ambulance STILL hasn't arrived O_o

    • @afro_snake6458
      @afro_snake6458 5 років тому +32

      Yeah I saw it on Reddit and assumed he died and now seeing this video I am 100% surprised

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 5 років тому +6

      Where is the video

    • @mitsu7874
      @mitsu7874 5 років тому +4

      @@Raf-qz7ih LiveLeak

    • @jacobr05
      @jacobr05 5 років тому +10

      Omg wtf how is he conscious

    • @vizzionz8436
      @vizzionz8436 5 років тому +4

      🤮

  • @ytnoname1189
    @ytnoname1189 5 років тому +486

    "We don't have any sensory neurons in our brains"
    Me with a splitting headache from too much close up youtube: you don't say...

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 5 років тому +38

      That's not pain in your head, it's pain in your necks nerves.

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 5 років тому +37

      @Alex Holt That's eye strain which puts tension on your nerves, not your brain.

    • @codename495
      @codename495 4 роки тому +11

      Still not your brain hurting, just your head.

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 4 роки тому +8

      Fucking Google it. Its caked a HEAD ache not brain ache, some are sinus pain, some are from tense muscles, some are nerves

    • @iWerli
      @iWerli 4 роки тому +1

      @EnderZee they proved the blue light shit is false lmao

  • @rachelhartjes313
    @rachelhartjes313 4 роки тому +19

    Just found this channel yesterday and I love it! You're a natural teacher and explain things in such an entertaining and informative way. I love finding new channels that I love...gives me something to binge lol. Great channel!!

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild 6 років тому +66

    5:43 Dude had a real-life "Final Destination" experience.

  • @sharjesm
    @sharjesm 6 років тому +18

    One of the best channels on UA-cam, deserves more recognition.

  • @literallydaviditsme4850
    @literallydaviditsme4850 4 роки тому +216

    Surfer: *attacked by shark*
    Also shark: “why do i hear boss music”

  • @philrabe910
    @philrabe910 6 років тому +263

    Holy Crap! Shot all those times, survives with no antibiotics! The man was a walking human antibiotic!!

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 6 років тому +46

      More like a late 19th century Terminator.

    • @am5790
      @am5790 6 років тому +11

      indestructible except time shows no mercy

    • @gingataisen
      @gingataisen 6 років тому +6

      Cyberdyne Systems model T-1800.

    • @mcgrawnelson4722
      @mcgrawnelson4722 6 років тому +9

      WW2 had anti-biotics, penicilin was around by then. in ww1 a few countries had anti-biotics but not all of them, i believe the first antibiotics came in to regular use in the early 1900's.

    • @responsiblelobster5223
      @responsiblelobster5223 6 років тому +8

      Wanna know what that man was eating tbh

  • @havardi01
    @havardi01 6 років тому +97

    "But Tide pods" no joke most relevant argument of the year, lol.

    • @Eliphas_Leary
      @Eliphas_Leary 6 років тому +1

      I still don't understand how last year's fidget spinners became this year's tide pods...

  • @kovary77
    @kovary77 3 роки тому +71

    I would love to know the actual odds for my own survival. In 2016, I survived a brain aneurysm rupture with no immediate complications. Most people die pretty darn quickly when a blood vessel in their brain ruptures. It causes just too much damage for human survival. Usually there are no known symptoms for the aneurysm forming too. If they survive the rupture, most people are affected immediately by stroke-like issues (partial paralysis, etc).
    Me? I had symptoms (that no one recognized as such) of the aneurysm forming for over a year before it ruptured. I also suffered through a leak about 2 months before it ruptured completely (when I went to the ER, testing was thought to be too much radiation and I was simply offered opioids). Once my aneurysm fully ruptured, I was shuttled to several hospitals until we found one that had neurosurgery and went immediately into surgery. After 26 days in the ICU, I was released with absolutely no physical complications and no mental complications (until this year, the damage to my brain led to epilepsy).
    I've been told that there just simply are NO odds for my experience. It just doesn't happen. I think my Ehlers-Danlos genetic mutation helped by making my body flexible enough to survive through the experience.

    • @brendanm6921
      @brendanm6921 2 роки тому +5

      Could your ED syndrome have actually been the cause of all this? Conective tissue disorders do often cause problems with arteries and blood vessels. Fascinating and of course happy that you made such a great recovery either way.

  • @tylerbessinger6796
    @tylerbessinger6796 4 роки тому +251

    Sir aidan: *gets born:
    Life: heres everything you will ever need to live peacefully
    Sir Aidan: No, no I don’t think I will

    • @Pattypink13
      @Pattypink13 3 роки тому +9

      Sir Aidan: Peace was never an option.

    • @mangotango2404
      @mangotango2404 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pattypink13 except his death 💀

    • @Pattypink13
      @Pattypink13 3 роки тому +1

      @@mangotango2404 oop

  • @nintenx1235
    @nintenx1235 4 роки тому +32

    I once met a nice old man who had been in a war(can’t remember what war), he was shot in the head and he never had it removed!apparently it missed all the important parts of his brain and he said it would have been more dangerous to remove it rather than keep it in.
    He was in like his late 50s to mid 60s and he was more active than me!

  • @lordfeish1927
    @lordfeish1927 4 роки тому +111

    Russian nobles: HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!!!
    Ra Ra Rasputin: *laughs in invincible*

  • @boomboppow3787
    @boomboppow3787 5 років тому +683

    Dude man got shot 12 times imagine how many germans he killed

    • @Novozymandiaz
      @Novozymandiaz 5 років тому +25

      Might've been none at all.

    • @ArcanumMortis98
      @ArcanumMortis98 5 років тому +49

      @@Novozymandiaz Exactly what I was about to write.. He may have killed only 1 or 2 but had a lot of bad luck to get shotted quite early and get back behind the front to get fixed up. U never now. Or maybe he was a badass like the one Finnish sniper who killed 200+ soviets with just an iron sight and ended up by getting a hit of an high explosive shell right in his face and survive

    • @otsolankinen9475
      @otsolankinen9475 5 років тому +34

      @@ArcanumMortis98 over 500 confirmed

    • @ArcanumMortis98
      @ArcanumMortis98 5 років тому +16

      @@otsolankinen9475 I dont wanted to lie so I just wrote 200+ to be on the safe side. But thx for correcting it.

    • @otsolankinen9475
      @otsolankinen9475 5 років тому +5

      @@ArcanumMortis98 sure :)

  • @ollie42
    @ollie42 6 років тому +2332

    I survived stepping on lego... Beat that 😉😂

    • @inthasonephaophanith9820
      @inthasonephaophanith9820 6 років тому +14

      That's LAVA

    • @anatoleh1
      @anatoleh1 6 років тому +44

      British power plug

    • @Jaabo37
      @Jaabo37 6 років тому +18

      Stepping on a LEGO brick has been known to be highly overrated

    • @maynardrhodeskeenan
      @maynardrhodeskeenan 6 років тому

      Ollie Johnson C a.

    • @daka5645
      @daka5645 6 років тому +26

      Stop encouraging people to send themselves to hell by doing all sorts of dangerous things, you maniac. Before you know it there'll be people stepping on two lego bricks at once.

  • @tac6044
    @tac6044 3 роки тому +3

    My dad is a huge fan of yours. He was a LRRP in Veitbam..These guys performed a very interesting job that required a lot of courage. There are so many interesting stories to be told about them yet most people have never heard of them. They are on par with SEALS , Green Berets and any other elite unit. If you did a video about them it would make a lot of vets reaching the end of their lives very happy,, including my father.

  • @one-of-us9939
    @one-of-us9939 6 років тому +31

    Wow Joe... You hang with some pretty cool people... That last English fellow has earned the rank of honorary 007. RIP my brothers, you have all earned honors.
    Thanks crew and Joe too!

  • @reyalmon9721
    @reyalmon9721 5 років тому +229

    *Person who gets shot once* -Dies
    *Dude gets shot like twenty times* "Ha Weaklings"

    • @vyrva5690
      @vyrva5690 4 роки тому +5

      TheBoboGod the dude that got shot like twenty times to everyone : 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗖

    • @somerandomguy5600
      @somerandomguy5600 4 роки тому +8

      He was already lucky to have survived being shot in the Anglo-Boer war... Add to that surviving being shot multiple times WW1 (not known for having had great survival rates at the front) its a miracle already he could still fight in WW2 at the age of 60!
      Then survived that. Why isn't there a movie or series about this guy? He's a freaking legend.

    • @randeum1863
      @randeum1863 4 роки тому +1

      Any first person shooter player ever

    • @BaselessConfusion
      @BaselessConfusion 4 роки тому

      @@randeum1863 No no... he's got a point

    • @lollol-en9xx
      @lollol-en9xx 4 роки тому

      @@randeum1863 yeah he just respawned

  • @jamal69jackson77
    @jamal69jackson77 4 роки тому +47

    I'm surprised even the grim reaper was able to take that general's life!!! I'm going to assume the only way he did it is because the general was ready to go and he allowed it.

    • @JeanRain17
      @JeanRain17 2 роки тому +2

      lol my friends and I have a joke about people like him, he didn't have a near death experience, death had a near him experience

    • @jaqjynx
      @jaqjynx 2 роки тому +3

      The Chuck Norris of his day

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 роки тому +3

      Reaper: Damn it all man! Get back here!!!
      Man: Nope! Got stuff to do!
      Cue the longest chased-by-Death montage scene ever

    • @jamal69jackson77
      @jamal69jackson77 2 роки тому +1

      @@icarusbinns3156 4 Real lol

  • @EneTheGene
    @EneTheGene 6 років тому +129

    The guy that was cut in half got pretty good at doing pushups I see.

    • @drakebateman9010
      @drakebateman9010 6 років тому +8

      Gentlemen.

    • @samsadowitz1724
      @samsadowitz1724 6 років тому +8

      I also see that he still has a sense of humor after all that

    • @babenberg
      @babenberg 6 років тому +18

      Half sense of humor...

    • @epajarjestys9981
      @epajarjestys9981 6 років тому +10

      Easy. He has only half the weight to lift. I'd call that cheating.

    • @carlosdiaz9464
      @carlosdiaz9464 5 років тому

      Ene gene he does pushups better than mee

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 6 років тому +36

    Hey Joe, since you apparently LOVE stories about badass people who had really crazy lives, you NEED to look up into the bio of Jack Churchill. This guy fought in the second world war armed with a sword, a bow and arrows, and a bagpipe. I swear I'm not making any of this up, and there are absolutely incredible anecdotes about this guy.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 років тому +1

      Yeah, I’ve heard of that dude.

    • @doomedhero9579
      @doomedhero9579 6 років тому +1

      That guy is the second most badass man to ever walk this earth. Only loses out to Lewis Burwell Puller "Chesty".

  • @kaisacat
    @kaisacat 4 роки тому +4

    I love your videos so much! I'm glad UA-cam recommended your channel. I've been binging them as I workout and crochet. I like how you can listen or watch and still get a great experience. Thanks for making such great and researched content!!!

  • @antoniosanastasiadis
    @antoniosanastasiadis 5 років тому +189

    I think this is the chill side of vsauce

    • @nikofox8513
      @nikofox8513 4 роки тому +10

      *or is it?*

    • @salladinthegreat
      @salladinthegreat 3 роки тому +1

      @@nikofox8513 Daaaaaah.... 🎵🎵

    • @lanceconnery1052
      @lanceconnery1052 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, Micheal kind of lost it after being in that room for three days.

    • @geraldysjunk
      @geraldysjunk 3 роки тому +3

      Its Sam O Nella with less sarcasm

    • @grumpus_hominidae
      @grumpus_hominidae 3 роки тому

      @@nikofox8513 hahaha! I see what ya did there! 😂 😂 😂

  • @creamsoda1005
    @creamsoda1005 5 років тому +389

    Rasputin: god mode enabled
    Aggressors:poison
    Aggressors:shoot
    Aggressors: hit with clubs
    Aggressors:roll up in carpet and put into river
    Rasputin: unravels himself
    River: server error
    Rasputin: Godmode.dll has stopped working

    • @johnt.inscrutable1545
      @johnt.inscrutable1545 5 років тому +8

      Cream Soda,
      Congratulations! You just described the model used for the Microsoft Operating System. For Rasputin, it was unfortunate. For Microsoft users it is annoying. For Bill Gates it is a profitable “feature”.

    • @dejavoodu521
      @dejavoodu521 5 років тому +3

      He was also castrated. Just thought I'd add that in there.

    • @Kiger_03
      @Kiger_03 5 років тому +2

      Ra Ra Rasputin lover of the russian Queen

    • @iamnadexey
      @iamnadexey 4 роки тому +4

      Just saying, he got it wrong. Rasputin died on the third shot, which hit him between the eyes, killing him instantly. The rest is urban legend.
      Edit: "...he died of three gunshot wounds, one of which was a close-range shot to his forehead."

  • @brickbrigade
    @brickbrigade 3 роки тому +12

    I love the fact that he called jaw recovery “getting back into the swing of things” idk if that wordplay was intended or not

  • @thomashambly3718
    @thomashambly3718 6 років тому +114

    There was an old Victorian railway worker, testing the explosives for a tunnel, he poked a stick of dynamite with a metal rod, it exploded and launched the rod through his skull

    • @maggie8215
      @maggie8215 6 років тому +32

      tanklord99 da boss i think his name was phineas gage? because the rod went straight through his frontal lobe, which is where a lot of brain activity related to emotions and personality occurs, people who knew him said he wasn’t the same after the accident- apparently he was ill-tempered and foul mouthed. it’s crazy how someone could survive that :0

    • @thomashambly3718
      @thomashambly3718 6 років тому +3

      cactus 12 yep, we are thinking of the same guy

    • @kenskater8602
      @kenskater8602 6 років тому +6

      My ancestor. Phineas Gage.

    • @tonster5559
      @tonster5559 5 років тому +2

      Phone as gage

    • @ikbeneenezelii185
      @ikbeneenezelii185 5 років тому +4

      I think Sam o' Nella did a video on that guy.

  • @hexagons4thewin_412
    @hexagons4thewin_412 4 роки тому +596

    Joe: says the word Rasputin
    Me: RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN-

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 4 роки тому +8

      hexagons4thewin _ they were NOT lovers. but he did have a number of them. btw, she was a Tsarina not a queen!!!! :) *{__}* crown

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 4 роки тому +11

      Zoroasterisk Oh ! thanks from an older person not aware of all the stuff you younger guys are into. and thanks for letting me know what you are talking about instead of calling me names. LOL 🧚🏻‍♂️😼🌷

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +15

      @@feralbluee Rasputin is actually a song from 1979, by a disco group called Boney M.

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 4 роки тому +2

      ThinWhiteAxe yeah thanks - someone else pointed that out also. :)🌷

  • @kevingould5237
    @kevingould5237 4 роки тому +50

    Joe: “Peng Shuilin was cut in half!”
    Me: “how does he pee?”

    • @MrJagger112
      @MrJagger112 4 роки тому +7

      Probably using some sort of "short cut" 😁

    • @kevingould5237
      @kevingould5237 4 роки тому +4

      Jagge Jagger wait, wth I don’t even remember saying this

    • @toxxicx
      @toxxicx 3 роки тому +2

      i googled his name and as i was typing the top suggestion was "how does peng shuilin pee"

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 6 років тому +307

    Sam o Nella did a video on someone who survived a barrage of stuff. It's about Michael Malloy.

    • @fireballninja01
      @fireballninja01 6 років тому +25

      I was wondering where Michael Malloy was, glad I'm not the only one

    • @LordMarcus
      @LordMarcus 6 років тому +12

      Same here, was wondering if I'd see good ol' Mike.

    • @canstopexistpls3028
      @canstopexistpls3028 6 років тому +20

      Sam o Nella is one of my favorites.

    • @adrianagflores5587
      @adrianagflores5587 6 років тому +5

      Sam O’Nella is fave too.

    • @xxwaspxx5
      @xxwaspxx5 6 років тому +3

      That dude was a legend

  • @Time4theShades
    @Time4theShades 6 років тому +281

    "Frankly, I enjoyed this video"

  • @FernandezEmG
    @FernandezEmG 4 роки тому

    5:50 and that sneak response you did....I always come back to it just to make my day

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 6 років тому +9

    You're basically a typical phenomenon of "Keep producing good content and the subs will come". The YT algorithm took me to your video on severed heads and I do like your video style and the general topics you seem to cover, also your humor is subtle but doesn't come off as forced :] That's the reason you had such an influx of about 15.000 new subs here. Keep on doing what you're doing! :]

  • @Jaabo37
    @Jaabo37 6 років тому +489

    Gets hit by a car going 75 miles per hour and then is called “lucky” 😜That’s why I don’t believe in luck. Lol

    • @Rwnds7967
      @Rwnds7967 6 років тому +37

      lucky for surviving, stupid for getting hit.

    • @trueprogamer3018
      @trueprogamer3018 6 років тому +5

      Aaron Woods exactly what I was going to say lol

    • @encon7340
      @encon7340 6 років тому +3

      i'd take "lucky" as a description anytime in a super car accident over "strawberry crush"

    • @charlesvan13
      @charlesvan13 6 років тому +1

      If he were lucky, when he fell asleep at the wheel he would have drove into a soft hedge.
      I had an old car, 69 Mustang, and while in a freeway tunnel the radiator hose exploded and the antifreeze caused me to do a 180. I stopped pointing the wrong way against the curb. Somehow, the only damage to the car was a scratch in the chrome in the front bumper. I still don't know how that happened. I hit the guard rail and only got a scratch on the bumper?

    • @hyunseoklee4027
      @hyunseoklee4027 5 років тому

      @@Rwnds7967 if he was really lucky then he wouldnt have been hit lol

  • @trinityhicks8644
    @trinityhicks8644 3 роки тому

    I have watched many of your videos, love them...very clever! Enjoying! Thanks!

  • @tehonionpotato6364
    @tehonionpotato6364 6 років тому +18

    Why don't you have more subs? Like seriously, this channel is amazing!

    • @michaelfarrell4824
      @michaelfarrell4824 6 років тому +2

      Because people would rather support ego driven attention seekers like Logan Paul than actual educators who care about our species

  • @danooneil9037
    @danooneil9037 6 років тому +187

    My daughter's husband my son-in-law, he was in a severe accident when he was 13 he was riding a bike hit a car going downhill extremely fast and had his arm severed off at the shoulder and then a severe head injury amongst tons of other issues internal bleeding comatose and then they reattached his arm. In fact he was able to play guitar again. He had to learn to walk talk all that again and had his arm reattached even though it was pretty mangled but still he could have an arm again. His arm swelled up down at the forearm then it had to have a fasciotomy on that arm. He has a 12 inch scar up his stomach a 6in scar up his forearm scars all over the place on his body and was left with very little tricep muscle and tons of skin grafts and surgeries and a 4 to 6 inch scar on his inner thigh where they removed his artery from his leg to use it in his arm amongst the huge scar on his forearm and the huge scar and missing flesh from his left arm. If that wasn't enough years later at 37 and this is less than a couple years ago he had suffered a severe stroke my daughter found him after work laying on the floor for over 8 hours. Stop breathing my daughter gave him CPR till the ambulance got there he was close to death but he has recovered quite a bit and is still recovering and is now paralyzed on his right side but he is getting better he's able to walk with a cane and a brace has a lot of effects from it but then not long after got a severe infection in his leg and then he had a minor heart attack but a heart attack which he had surgery on his heart and then he ended up with stage 4 kidney disease which Now is better he is at a stage 3 now. I'm sure there is some things I'm leaving out LOL. other issues , he's definitely been through a lot hopefully this is the end of things but with his record who knows LOL . Sorry for the long ass comment.

    • @mattschroeder3432
      @mattschroeder3432 5 років тому +13

      why have scares for life when you can have proof of survival . congratulations fellow survivor.

    • @christinaotto2955
      @christinaotto2955 5 років тому +2

      ... woah

    • @enaruvie
      @enaruvie 5 років тому +3

      Dano O'Neil some people are destined for greatness. I hope he is feeling much better.

    • @sitnspin1819
      @sitnspin1819 5 років тому +33

      Let's add mine into the mix!
      I was 11 years old when I got hit by a car travelling at 80mph in a 30 zone. I survived what's known as a Trauma Induced Full Right Hindquarter Amputation. In simple terms? My pelvis was snapped clean in half on a 45 degree angle, so no amputation surgery needed. It was a full and complete Hemipelvectomy by way of a Transpelvic Amputation. Doctors only perform this as a Last Resort because most people don't survive it, what with all the main stuff inside the pelvic ring.
      My sacrum, right butt cheek, right hip, and entire right leg were all torn off when the corner of the car clipped my hip. Think of a chicken wishbone. I needed 11 litres/44 units of blood, two day coma, three major surgeries in which my surgeon had to play Tetris to put all of my organs back inside. My ovaries now sit where my right hip should be and my right kidney is slightly higher than most. My skin graft is the size of a dinner plate, while my lower spine is a brutal mess. I have an operation scar that goes from below my ribcage all the way down.
      My weight dropped to 23 pounds, I had to be sedated every 3rd day, and put to sleep to be moved so much as an inch due to how fragile the remains of my pelvis were. My left leg swelled like a balloon and they really thought I would lose that one, too, but again I got lucky. I died twice before Buffy made it cool. Once for 1:37, then again for just under 3 minutes.
      I lost a good chunk of bowel due to gravel rash, my right kidney got a bit of a nip and I'm very susceptible to kidney infections. When a journalist asked my surgeon how he managed to put me back together, the reply was "I improvised!"
      It's been 29 years since it happened and I still expect to grow a third arm or something! I got so, so lucky to survive, but survive I did ☺

    • @addfrost6601
      @addfrost6601 5 років тому +2

      @@sitnspin1819 you are simply amazing, Well done!

  • @glitchystar1336
    @glitchystar1336 4 роки тому +13

    See also: Lachhiman Gurung, a Gorkha(Nepali) soldier who survived a grenade blast in hands to save his team. Later survived full horde of Japanese armed soldiers all by himself and only a hand and succesful in his duty and finally awarded victoria cross..

  • @maddoxgreene7419
    @maddoxgreene7419 6 років тому +69

    *drives into a fence* *gets pole jabbed into mouth* *pulls out phone* *takes selfie*

  • @A.E.Lanman777
    @A.E.Lanman777 4 роки тому +69

    "That's something I shouldn't have to say but......... Tide pods."

  • @berendko7266
    @berendko7266 4 роки тому +145

    In the future, insane stories about human survival are going to start with: "It was 2020..."

    • @jlehm
      @jlehm 3 роки тому +3

      Except the craziest survival story of 2020 was, we were told to wear masks and stay at home…for two weeks!!!

    • @yous2244
      @yous2244 3 роки тому +2

      Corona really isn't that bad

    • @zacharywood9416
      @zacharywood9416 2 роки тому +1

      Such a comedian using recycled jokes for two years lol

  • @tylerpratt484
    @tylerpratt484 5 років тому +56

    I have never cringed so hard in my life when they showed the recreation of that pipe going through that guy’s throat. 🥶

    • @icecap676
      @icecap676 4 роки тому

      I bet a different kind of pipe can go through his throat ;)

  • @litchtheshinigami8936
    @litchtheshinigami8936 5 років тому +6

    These people had massive angels on their shoulders.. either that or were amazing people that got good karma smile their way

    • @codename495
      @codename495 4 роки тому +1

      Litch The Shinigami Or the human body has so many redundancy systems that they recover and readjust .

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 4 роки тому +1

      @@codename495 Nah.. if we did then a simple cut wouldn't be able to kill you..

    • @92sieghart
      @92sieghart 4 роки тому

      If they actually had massive angels/good karma they would've never suffered all that to begin with lol except probably the war psycho, since he actually enjoyed it

  • @etebanlujan2974
    @etebanlujan2974 3 роки тому

    Just wanna say that I love ur channel. It's one of the best channels on UA-cam in general. To the point, not too too serious. I have adhd but the way you speak is broken into compounds and I absorb all the information better. Plus I absolutely love that your videos aren't littered with ads.

  • @garethbattersby
    @garethbattersby 6 років тому +489

    These survival stories are nothing, my girlfriend made me watch Greys Anatomy... I barely made it out alive

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 років тому +55

      So brave...

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 років тому +27

      Oh man... That's rough. I'll be praying for a speedy recovery.
      Have you thought about writing a book? I think a lot of men could learn a lot about surviving Grey's anatomy from you. With such a high casualty rate, we need you.

    • @gameaddictgonewild777
      @gameaddictgonewild777 6 років тому +1

      Youre a man

    • @gameaddictgonewild777
      @gameaddictgonewild777 6 років тому +3

      Youre a man when you have the balls to not watch it again 😂😎

    • @MC-xw5pu
      @MC-xw5pu 6 років тому +6

      Just wait till you step on a lego

  • @energyvanquish
    @energyvanquish 6 років тому +237

    I survived stubbing my toe... top that.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 років тому +18

      OMG, so brave!
      ;)

    • @jasonhong1998
      @jasonhong1998 6 років тому +3

      I got a splinter. Topped.

    • @ollie42
      @ollie42 6 років тому +7

      Energy Vanquish I survived stepping on lego... I win 😂

    • @FacePalmProduxtnsFPP
      @FacePalmProduxtnsFPP 6 років тому +1

      Energy Vanquish I can't believe someone else also said this! Dang it! I posted this then scrolled down to see that I wasn't the first!! You ruined me!

    • @chrisgarcia6098
      @chrisgarcia6098 6 років тому +3

      How did you do it?!?!

  • @kelleh711
    @kelleh711 2 роки тому +3

    My favorite survival story is that of Allison Botha. She survived being disembowled and having her neck cut from ear to ear, she crawled her way to the road holding her guts and her head in place, they say there was only like a few inch strip of flesh holding her head to the rest of her body and she managed to survive that. Strong does not even begin to describe her.

  • @sparklelord2726
    @sparklelord2726 6 років тому +48

    “I shouldn’t have to say this but.... tide pods” 😂😂

  • @banegas0411
    @banegas0411 5 років тому +82

    me: gets bit by a shark
    me: *finds the shark and bits it back*

    • @agerven
      @agerven 4 роки тому +2

      You're a good bitter, a bit too bitsy imo

    • @stormyRust
      @stormyRust 4 роки тому

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @Lyle-xc9pg
      @Lyle-xc9pg 3 роки тому

      Nice political compus

    • @banegas0411
      @banegas0411 3 роки тому

      @@Lyle-xc9pg ikr

  • @keyanethsolen248
    @keyanethsolen248 4 роки тому +1

    My wife and I love this video so much. Joe, you add just the right amount of humor.

  • @LordofSyn
    @LordofSyn 6 років тому +94

    A "Pod" of Dolphins. Not a herd. They are not the Tide Pod of Dolphins either.

    • @philrabe910
      @philrabe910 6 років тому +4

      Makes me wonder if Manatee come in a herd? Probably not.

    • @LordofSyn
      @LordofSyn 6 років тому +4

      Phil Rabe
      A group of Manatees is called an Aggregation.

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 6 років тому +1

      Syn's Arcade
      What about womanatees ?

    • @Finkelfunk
      @Finkelfunk 6 років тому +5

      Wait so what you're saying is they've got dolphin flavored tide pods now?

    • @johnt.inscrutable1545
      @johnt.inscrutable1545 5 років тому

      And a dolphin’s last words...”I’m not a tuna!”

  • @carmencruz6956
    @carmencruz6956 5 років тому +228

    Doctor: you have a 3 inch nail in you're head...
    Man: hahaha..wait really?
    *Man gets a pole through his mouth and break*
    Man: hey I'ma text my dog real quick.

  • @Graigshooter
    @Graigshooter 3 роки тому

    i am obsessed with your videos lately...great content + humor...very inspiring

  • @henriksivertsen3991
    @henriksivertsen3991 6 років тому +6

    Absolutely love your videos my man! I've binged for days on end now, and can't stop scratching this Joe itch! Super interesting topics and very diversed, you get into a bit of every thing. Really good editing and you are super charismatic! You're an inspiration! Greeting from Norway! 😁👌

  • @darkstride7081
    @darkstride7081 6 років тому +116

    Please tell me that number one has a fucking movie or something because holy shit I would watch that in a heartbeat

    • @AH-hp5si
      @AH-hp5si 6 років тому +4

      DarkStride well, not movie but a weird disco jam by Bony M

    • @ChristianR7650
      @ChristianR7650 6 років тому +6

      LMAOO for real this guy flicked off death for a living

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 6 років тому +21

      The most _DURABLE_ man in the world

    • @antoinedemangeat
      @antoinedemangeat 6 років тому +1

      There's a french movie about Rasputin.

    • @absicle
      @absicle 6 років тому

      No they aren’t, however they are making a sequel to the emoji movie!

  • @Zakory_Karlen
    @Zakory_Karlen 4 роки тому +1

    This is the second video i've seen on this channel and I already love it. Keep it up man!

  • @Ceeno_Evil
    @Ceeno_Evil 5 років тому +36

    I stub my toe on a corner and I yell.
    The dude survives like 8 bullets, 2 plane crashes, and becoming a POW 2 times and dies peacefully at the mf age of 80

    • @anileisibeltre8684
      @anileisibeltre8684 3 роки тому +1

      He looked death in the face and simply said ✨ no ✨

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 5 років тому +7

    the last guy - holy blank like ad infinitim...
    interesting info in your vids, plus you’re really quite entertaining. :)
    you have a wonderful dry sense of humor - i love it. 🙃

  • @notmyrrodrick4387
    @notmyrrodrick4387 3 роки тому

    I love the way this guy just gets right to the point

  • @BlueWolfCyberSecurity
    @BlueWolfCyberSecurity 6 років тому +41

    I cracked up in the train at the "Schlong" God damn Joe!

  • @TheSateef
    @TheSateef 6 років тому +33

    the entire crew of the Endurance is my fav survival story

    • @tomb504dog
      @tomb504dog 6 років тому

      Steve Haigh have you read the book by Lansing or something else?

  • @cooperedwards9055
    @cooperedwards9055 4 роки тому +2

    Shoulda talked about one of the two famous women who survived 30,000+ feet plunges from commercial airplane crashes. Maybe they weren’t included because it’s happened more than once, but the one girl (a teenager mind you) who ended up in the Amazon and survived for 10 days in the wild with a broken leg, severe concussion, and broken collarbone is LEGENDARY.

  • @littlefishiesinthese
    @littlefishiesinthese 5 років тому +30

    There’s a young guy in Melbourne called Liam Knight who survived a steel rod straight through the brain, they had to cut it to get him into the ambulance just like with Andrew Linn. A kid threw it over a fence at a party and Liam literally got speared with it. He did suffer brain injury and had to relearn how to walk, and has epilepsy now, but other than that? Completely okay.

    • @uladzimirdarozka3882
      @uladzimirdarozka3882 4 роки тому +1

      Well, there's been a similar story in a neighboring town with a kid who fell off his bike and onto a neighbor's fence....except dead on site. Don't spear pipes through brains, it's kind of... dangerous.

    • @littlefishiesinthese
      @littlefishiesinthese 4 роки тому +2

      @@uladzimirdarozka3882 obviously surviving a head injury that traumatic is a rarity. Obviously don’t try and spear pipes through brains. This is a video about miraculous survivals from serious injuries so I just wanted to share a similar story 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @uladzimirdarozka3882
      @uladzimirdarozka3882 4 роки тому

      @@littlefishiesinthese I know, I know, no pun intended. It's just the chances of survival are way too darn slim. On the other note, death penalty has already been imposed onto all living beings, and we have no way of knowing how and when. Survivals of grave injuries here...and just a couple of days ago there's been a car crash in Warsaw, where some guy completely destroyed his car smashing into the exit ramp divider, and he was just fine; the only thing is, a piece of debris flew over into a windshield of a poor lady driving on the opposite side, not even seeing the accident. Talk about the Final Destination.... aw, the whole topic is grim. I wonder if Joe Scott has already done a video on angst in philosophy terms. Death is more than common, it is inevitable and is the integral part of life, but thinking of it....

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 2 роки тому

      @@uladzimirdarozka3882 Yikes, I can't imagine how terrible that had to have been for the fence owner and the boy's family.

  • @Locut0s
    @Locut0s 6 років тому +10

    Thank you for telling me not to do these things Joe. That was a close one!

    • @andrewabate2570
      @andrewabate2570 5 років тому +3

      Yeah i know i was thinking about *RIPPING MY ENTIRE FUCKING UPPER BODY OFF* but now idk

  • @brittanybriegel2430
    @brittanybriegel2430 2 роки тому +1

    Hey there Joe, I really enjoy your videos, I learn something new with each one and laugh while doing it. I currently have Covid 19 and am trapped in my apartment all alone, your videos are keeping me from going bat shit crazy! Thank you to you and your team for all of your time and energy that you put into this channel! ~Big fan, Britt B

  • @Tpbond
    @Tpbond 4 роки тому +11

    dante: "OH, hahaha!! Oh, you- thats... wow, you got my good doc you- hahaha... ohhh thats funny stuff... but seriously why do i feel nauseous?"
    docter: stares*
    dante: "Oh holy SH-"

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 4 роки тому +19

    When I was three, I had a pallet of 2x4’s fall on me. I walked away with just a scratch on my nose.

  • @Thelazyparent
    @Thelazyparent 3 роки тому

    Doctors and nurses/healthcare professionals are amaaaazing

  • @tehonionpotato6364
    @tehonionpotato6364 6 років тому +30

    "dude got peeled by a banana" lol

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 6 років тому +1

      "Dude got peeled LIKE a banana"

  • @deezy5339
    @deezy5339 5 років тому +19

    5:46 this reminds me of Final Destination and many other horror movies that has no slasher, and it more like accidents.

    • @ringss_
      @ringss_ 5 років тому +1

      Oh my god

  • @soyburglar77
    @soyburglar77 3 роки тому

    It’s so good to hear that Peng survived. I saw a video of the aftermath of his accident, him lying in the middle of the street in pieces while COMPLETELY conscious, on LiveLeak awhile back...I just assumed he’d died. Something similar but involving a forklift happened to a kid named Loren Schaulers and he and his wife have a UA-cam channel I subscribe to where they document his journey. Inspirational stuff!

  • @AZALEA_HG
    @AZALEA_HG 4 роки тому +17

    “Don’t try this at home”
    Me: *slowly drops knife*