This Little Girl Has Her Own Letter For The President
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2017
- After seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders read a letter addressed to the President from nine-year-old Dylan AKA 'Pickle,' Stephen gives one young girl the platform to do something similar.
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I would not be surprised if it turns out that Dylan’s letter was written by Trump himself.
Probably in crayon and with far more spelling mistakes than a child would make.
Tweety Tweety Or maybe Melania or Barron.
The kid is real. So they didn't make up a 9year old boy for a political ploy... they used a real one.
Funny cause in the TV show digests there's a baby named "Dill Pickles." This kids name is Dylan... everyone calls him pickle...
Tweety Tweety Rugrats* Idk how that autocorrected to digest
Dylan's letter is about as real as any of the other bullshit coming from this administration
If it is real..... that's so sad.
Such indoctrination by that child's parents.
I was raised to think for myself (much as my parents came to regret that), so seeing such a thing in children always makes me sad.
It's always cycles of hate.
IDrinkFromACup
The Trump themed birthday party was a dead giveaway. Trump has to crash a party for it to be about him.
IDrinkFromACup Also what kind of kid, would have a donald trump theme party ? Like I'm pretty sure that no one would be there.
Cloud 兵士 Or he would have his invites accepted and no one shows.
Kids have political opinions too. But it's rarely covered because they can't vote and no one gives a shit.
Why are you blaming Pickles for loving the president...
Most kids that age love clowns...
Kids who around the age of 15 -18 like him too. There gonna vote next year and in 2020. We're gonna crush you.
Daniel Castellano 15-18s like clowns too? Cool.
FlameSight If by clowns you mean an orange Boris Johnson-haired psychopath who has the launch codes, then yes.
but trump is a clown! lol!
+Knight - Gaming I didn't even vote for him and feel regret because of others voting for him. Instead I can be one of the ones to say "I told you so."
"Mother of the kid who bit your kid, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders" lmfao! OMG. She fits the type EXACTLY!
MrsRazor66 I wouldn't be surprised if she wrote it - look at her facial expressions as she is reading it. That's pride on her face.
MrsRazor66 --- more pleasant than 'one eyed cow synchophant'.
Jim Proctor I think you need glasses.
LOL I LOVED THAT!!
Accurate description. You have to admit.
"Mother of the kid who bit your kid" fits just so fucking perfectly 😂 The writers of the Late Show are such geniuses. Kudos to them!
Penny Lane I loved the Jeff Sessions "pixie watching you have sex from behind a clover leaf" Why is that somehow accurate? 😂
Well, Jeff Session has a face that begs to be made fun of, so while jokes about him are funny, they aren't hard. But to condense that weirdly hostile attitude Huckabee Sanders emanates while defending-but-not-really the latest shit her boss did down to such a simple yet perfect phrase.... that's just genius :D
"I am not saying that it's your fault nor your kid's fault. But it's, clearly, not *my* fault nor *my* kid's fault."
Penny Lane ...when he said that, my first thought was...." Yeah, That's Her"....perfect
She does look similar to my mom, and I bit someone when I was a kid... and only then...
Anyone want to bet that 9 year old Dylan is Trump?
i think its funnier to assume his parents forced republican values on him at a young age, forced him to write that letter for the publicity, and is preparing him for a lifetime of hardline republican support
Trucy Wright I'll take that bet. You honestly think Trump can write?
I would bet a small loan of a million dollars
this trump is a fake, he's subscribed to educational channels, and there are no Pee-pee tapes.
Yeah, not directly from trump, it would be littered with the words "great", "tremendous" and "yuuge".
Thank You Norah for your marvelous performance.
Lmao you're so sad.
Random_Nerd2
Yeah I know, watching the death of late night comedy brings out the worst in me.
OMG little mustard, she's soooooo adorable.
If America survives for the next 31 years we'll have Pickle vs Mustard for the presidency, I've already cast my vote for Mustard
Nope Yep or a porn in 10 years, "pickle IN mustard".
+Horrible Audio/Video Entertainment
*Get out!*
Horrible Audio/Video Entertainment If there was ever a regrettable thing I've ever done it was read the comment you posted.
they both make a great dog
Brad Pike - I agree with your comment 100%, but we must recognize, in open anonymous forums such as this one, we get every possible bad and good feature of human nature exposed, whether we like it or not. It sort'a reveals who we, as a people, are.
No, Nora, your hands are definitely bigger than Trump's.
That's Mustard to you, Toad.
Toad Jiang why did I just comment something so similar to this lmao😂💀
remember, Melania swatted Trump's hands in Israel she thought they look like mosquitoes
yeah! Nora should cut on the *hand reference* ...
the last thing she wants is 10 years from now, those tiny hands *grabbing her cat*
Toad Jiang also can we say how that kids says those complex words with such ease
"People say we have the same hands!"
You hit the jackpot on that one, Mustard. ^_^
I want more segments about Nora asking the real questions
Andre hernandez
I want Nora to be the president. She's far more qualified.
And can read. Which the current president cannot.
I know right! She should come back at least once a week and ask questions about Trump's shenanigans.
Andre Same.
@@slsimms1177 That's a great idea... because what could the commander in Cheetos actually do as a rebuttal or defense?
She writes and reads better than Scaramucci.
Bada-bing bada-boom. Eyyy. 🕵️
she read better than trump but yet again any 5 year old can read better
Paul Trieglaff the MOOOOOOCH!
Paul Trieglaff I kinda like the Mooch...he reminds me of Tony Danza
I would say/think she does so better then most of everyone currently working in the WH...
No, Mustard your hands are much larger than the *current president's*.
That little girl killed it! 😂😂
WTF was this press conference?! I dont care if it was a real letter or not why the hell is this being used instead of actual information. Its so corny and pointless and obviously trying to dodge real issues. I dont care what a person's opinion is on the issues and topics Trump has been making decisions on, this is universally just poor handling by his administration and a lack of willingness and ability to explain to the public WHY these actions are being taken.
How is he supposed to get the people off his back and the country on his side if he doesnt EXPLAIN his actions and reasoning. He's becoming his own biggest enemy at this point and its really undermining what good things he tries to do because he doesnt even try to defend all the questionable or poor decisions.
You expect ANYONE in this administration to share information?! You gotta lower your expectations, because our country has already lowered its own standards.
Jeff the Indian Chief don't you dare lower your standards. The government works for the people. They need to be reminded of that.
Dylan is probably Donald Trump, not like he hasn't pretended to be someone else to get good press.
Jarios Meskond have you read a Trump written letter. It's much worse!
No one writes nice things about him SAD!
Yeah, he's pretending to be older than his real mental age though...this time..
Well he friend and failed to get good press regardless lmfao
Nah! The letter lacks any of Trump's idiosyncracies. It feels weird to have to say this, but the letter's too well-written to be the President's doing; it's far more likely to have come from an actual nine year-old.
What an awesome middle finger to Sarah!
Dylan's birthday cake. Was it Cheeto flavored? Did McDonald's do the catering? Were only his white classmates invited? I have so many questions.
LMAO!
What-If Machine One black kid came, and they put him on stage and made sure he was in every shot.
What-If Machine nice to see you pro- actively support racism. Is this what you learn being on welfare with 5 different dad's?
Did they play Pin-the-Tiny-Hand-on-the-Pussy?
When they played Monopoly, did they have a Russian banker?
Was there a "golden" Slip-n-Slide?
Was one of the presents a small loan of a million dollars?
Mustard is cute!
using an overlay in Photoshop I was also able to confirm that she actually has bigger hands than Trump
Super cute - she has GOT to be on Broadway. She's got talent.
A while back on the Colbert Report Stephen interviewed Ketchup during that occupy wallstreet thing. All we need is Relish and Onion.
Mustard has a future. Farewell, Ketchup, thanks for trying.
@EffingtonCouldBe She is on Broadway and has been on the show before singing
Those people were right, Mustard.
When a little girl has better speaking skills than the president.
alfa-psi They are intertwined. Trump can't even read to the standards that this girl does.
Understandable sentence structure. Structured and focused train of thought.
And bigger hands.
Chris Wallace ..WAY bigger.. LoL 👐
Pedro Alcantara it's okay your brainwashed by the mainstream media
Someone give Mustard a sitcom.
I sure will vote for mustard in 2040
That look on her face. She is very excited to be part of the show.
RoseSpark she's the same kid that made a guest appearance on the show's musical segment before Election Day!
Rachel Wilkes I thought that was her!
Trump finally made a friend his own age. Good for him.
Wicher Hoornstra She's too old and mature for Trump.
he was talking about 'Dylan' not Nora...
Yakkas Even then, he's too old and mature for him. My daughter's almost nine and she knows better than him. She knows not to bully or make fun of other kids because of disabilities or because they look different from her. She knows that just because someone's a different color or religion than her that does not make them inferior.
Yes, and I agree with you, I'm sure most children are more mature, but I think you may have misunderstood the intent of my comment. Wicher Hoornstra said Trump finally made a friend his own age, so Chunkboi assumed Wicher was talking about Nora. I was commenting to correct Chunkboi, that in fact, Wicher was talking about Dylan, as Dylan was praising Trump so his 'friend' would have to be Dylan as Nora was not praising Trump but criticising.
Yakkas Oh I know. I was agreeing with you actually. Just adding more to my comment
mustard's goin' places.
THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS SO CUTE
"People say we have the same hands." Hahahahahahhaha
No, her's are much bigger.
The Rugrats theme song killed it for me when Dylan Pickle was referenced
omg wow didn't notice!!
That's why we need Jon Batiste.
and from the number of thumbs up and replys, it looks like we're a pretty elite group to recognize the ''Rugrats'' theme.....LOL
My Gran was called Nora. Love that that name is making a comeback. She would have been 120. This Nora will go far 💗
Sarah Lomas Let's hope her stage name doesn't make it with her.
Go Mustard Go !!!!!
How does a 9 year old have a favourite President. The story isn't adding up, Drumpf!
Just an assumption but maybe the 9 year old doesn't like black presidents neither.
borot man I wonder how skin colour would be relevant to a child..
Yea I can easily see a Trump support's kid liking Trump because their parents do, maybe enough to write a letter. But how was is it that there is no fold in the letter from mailing it? It seems doubtful that it's a real letter, but it could be.
Depends wholly on the parents. If you have racist parents, you will most likely grow up to be a racist aswell.
My favorite President is Martin Luther King Jr.
"A wall around the piñata?" I f***ing love it .....
Omg. She was soo good. She had me laughing
Her facial expressions are just perfect - she's good. Looks like a young Alison Brie.
Thanks Mustard, that was adorable 😊👍
Oh my god, that's the most adorable politically exhausted 30-year-old I've ever seen.
I know, right? I remember when I was that young... Those were the days.
What kid even watches White House press briefings? If they really cared about making Trump I mean "Pickle" feeling better while being effective they could have made a UA-cam or Twitter video instead of purposely wasting everyone's time. This is just sad.
She's a natural, comedic timing on point, plus downright adorable
You know they argued and winced and squirmed and cried until they finally decided to do the right thing, and avoid a 'Grab life by the pickle' joke.
Better people than me in that writing room.
The best part for me was the subtle Rugrats reference
Mustard is my favorite fake White House letter submission. Dylan is close second.
George - So funny!
George Mason seriously, that letter SHS read was such a load of bullshit. We're expected to believe that the White House somehow received a "letter" from a 9 year old that they probably had no idea existed (if it somehow IS real)? Not to mention that the White House taking random mail like that makes ABSOLUTELY zero sense. They really think we're as stupid as they are if they expect us to believe that bullshit. -_-
his name is Dillon...but people call him Pickle...
anyone else think they just took "Dill Pickles" from The Rugrats and wrote an imaginary letter?
DarkenedAuras I agree, what kid today is called pickles? No child would possibility want any President as a birthday theme. Sadly supporters probably shed a tear. Huckabee is so much worse than Spicer. I can't figure out which of Trump's minions I dislike more than Huckabee, Kelly Ann Conway doesn't even bother me as much. smh
+tra111 day
In extremely rural and mountainous areas....
Children are often given stupid names like that.
Which is why I can't rule out it actually being real.
Indoctrination is a powerful thing, and children are easy.
Especially if they've been told that their entire life.
Nah man, people use to call me Pickle or Dill Pickle a lot when I was younger.
Nah. That's #45's pet name his wife gave him.
Gerber ? ? ?
You can tell they're in quite a pickle
Hi I'm 10 years old and my name is Jake, but everyone call me Soy sauce
FTjack AoE7AoT David So!
Soyonara
This needs to be a regular segment. Letter to trump from mustard.
Mustard for President 2040
Nora did a great job! She wasn't afraid, she tracked the reaction of the audience and repeated her question when she needed to for continuity. She was very poised and totally in charge. Way to go, Mustard!
Oh my god, she is adorable. Great job Nora!
Do I detect the theme music from Rugrats..? It's been a long time.
WallflowerNinja
oh god i think it is
I noticed it, too! XD
I think the reason why is because that child who wrote the letter is named Dylan who's called "Pickle." Think about it.
Dylan "Pickle"
=
*DIL PICKLES*
Coincidence? I think *NOT.*
Ascending thirds in a major key... It can be nothing else.
Good point! I hadn't considered the connection.
I heard it too, pretty damn genius.
Nora 2020
Mustard 2020
Flame Beats if only we survive that long !
Nonsense. If Lyanna Mormont has taught us anything it's that age is just a number when it comes to leadership.
She'll still be too young
i read some quote that i like, "stupid people grow old too"
alright... that was absolutely adorable
That Rugrats theme though
YOU ARE AWESOME STEPHEN!!!!!! #STEPHEN2020
Jessie Cacho lol are you serious? Havent you had enough of unqualified presidents already?
Phil Steakerson
It's just a joke but even if it wasn't he'd be better than Trump.
Amethyst Rose then trump what? Finish your sentence
than Trump.
Are you happy now? It's edited.
best part of these vids is reading trumpanzees crying
"liberal tears are so good"
when we're laughing our asses off
LightBearer I'm Canadian (so I'm not liberal or right-wing) but I guess they see tears because you're laughing so hard that tears are streaming down your face...
You CAN cry from laughing too much.
+Purcheria Burchell
.....
Liberal and right-wing are universal terms for political ideologies.
FaeQueenCory Sorry. I just meant to say not Dem or Rep. My bad
FaeQueenCory not really, I identify as liberal because I believe in letting people be as they wish as long as they aren't hurting anyone. I don't have an idealogical bent other than just to protect people from bullies more or less. To protect people from dangerous or hurtful political ideologies.
Mustard for president 2020 !!!!!!
No, Mustard for president 2040!
Give that girl a round of applause, everyone. *Clapping* xD
That girl has more character then the complet staff of the white house
That little 9 year-old girl can better read than the 71 year-old orangutan in the White House. Sad!
Orangutans don't deserve this punishment. Call him what he truly is: The Annoying Orange.
Elena Kufta I feel like he's more stupid/insane than annoying.
Orangutan? Now who's racist?
TBT what?
TBT What? 😂
That girl did a fine job reading that letter.
This girl is going to be a movie star one day. She's just hamming it up.
Super adorable!
I swear man the White House has become the craziest reality show
n w all r crylughing so hard
That girl's got talent. Most adults can't read that expressively, much less kids.
I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD MY DOG BARKED AT ME
"Hang on. What's a Trump-themed party look like?"
I'm guessing that the color orange features quite prominently; the color orange and his most offensive tweets. But no, there's no wall around the piñata, because the piñata would have to pay for it, and piñatas are not renowned for paying for things.
Lots of clowns though.
lazyperfectionist1 And nobody has a plan to what happenes next...
A cat cake grabbed by a hand?
There's got to be a bunch of Russian hookers there and a piñata filled with Russian mob and corporate donor money.
lazyperfectionist1 True, pinatas are notoriously unreliable.
Why does that girl remind me of the little girl, in the movie Airplane, "I like my coffee, like I like my men "..........
Me too!!
It's"I like it black, like my man."
+zztop3000 Lol chill out edge lord.
Ah thanks for correction, It's been a while,
Give this little "mustard" girl her own TV show 10/10 lool
So trump has another alter-ego , a 9 year old boy named dylan ?
the american presidency has become a crappy reality show .
Sideon Sid and come full circle. It all makes sense now.
All this dear leader stuff is so weird. What are we North Korea?
How adorable she is!
9 year old trump bday theme?...does he invite the girls he thinks are cute and insults the others! Haha
Denomac24 if my lil girl was invited to a Trump themed b-day I would be he'll no 1. She's a girl 2. She's Mexican and 3. If I keep going I'll hit 100 million
I just wish I had more thumbs that I could give Steven and that darling girl mega thumbs up!This just in - that letter written by "pickle" IS actually by Mr.D tRUMP himself.Yup, can't make this stuff up.
mustard was great !!
that kids going places not whitehouse but places
if trump can do it why can`t she do it
if trump can a fucking rock can
Give Norah an Emmy for this.
Wish I could like this more than once. "I love puppets." And "People say we have the same hands." Hilarious! ROTFL
Mustard> Pickle
Mustard looks like Alison Brie's mini me
Okay, so I am not the only one noticing that :D.
More like mini me Abigail Breslin.
Becareful pickel, lmao
'Mother of the kid who bit your kid' hahah best intro yet
Future oscar winning actress there.
At the very least, I wish her childhood career doesn't mess her up too much in the future. There's a bit too many tragic child actor stories, maybe over focused compared to success stories but a scenario to avoid nevertheless.
lol she even held back on the puppet line for bigger impact - good job kid
Not many kids could deliver the line "Sounds like a logistical nightmare" convincingly.
ACT ! ! ! ! // That is her reality ! ! ! !
Remember she was raised a Huckabee.
Your a bunch of idiots.
Anyone know who that kid is? She killed it. I'm impressed!
samwiseshanti I believe it's Aviva Winick. She played Matilda on Broadway.
Miriam Roth Thank you! I will freely admit i know nothing about nothing about this type of stuff- but to me she seemed really impressive!
I died with Mustard!!!! 😂😂😂 She has some great comedic timing! I see a future political satirist in the making LOL
Good job mustard 😂
If your child wants a Trump-themed birthday party, whether or not you coached them into it or not, you have officially failed as a parent.
Who's my cute little brutal dictator? Yes, you are. Wanna play Luftwaffe little guy?
arsetitstree here's another baby nazi for him to play with... dolphinsilverwolf.deviantart.com/art/This-is-what-we-voted-for-Trump-Parody-622984317
SydCho but it’ll have a wall around it
Dylan will be the new Communications Director.
"people say we have the same hands" lol..priceless!!!
I love that she knew to pause for the applause.
It's highly likely that Pickle is John Miller's son.
" Mother of the kid, who bit your kid "
Love you, Nora Mustard ❤️
That little girl is so nervous/excited that she's shaking! As a young actress that must have been thrilling for her. Well done, Nora! Hope to see you do more of everything you love in the future!
Go Mustard!!! 👏 Little girl has a bright future.
It's funny when a 9-year-oid says Trump is his favorite president. He is basically saying "I have seen two presidents in my whole life and i prefer you to the other one." lol
That kid must had been following politics, listening to all the Obama speech, following all his policies since he was 1year old.
The child's parents brainwashed it. Poor thing
healcoLd 7 - I think we should prosecute the fake parents of the fake child that wrote the fake letter.... and soon!
Yes the parents and letter is fake news
There is no way that letter was real - or if it was then that kid must be disabled, because a 9 year old can write better than that, a 6 year old can write better than that!
Literally tearing up at the questions.
And the award for World's Most Savage Kid 2017 goes to Nora aka Mustard
Reminds me of the Proclaimers Song 'Letter from America'. I was thinking of re-writing a few of the lyrics though...
Spicer no more,
Priebus no more,
Flynn no more,
Sessions no more?
...
Etc.
Finale ...
Trump no more.
Reprise: Scarramucci no more
All I want to know is who is paying for that wall around the pinata & will it be invisible?
That little girl is a champion.
This is the most adorable thing I have seen this week