This Little Girl Has Her Own Letter For The President

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  • Опубліковано 28 лип 2017
  • After seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders read a letter addressed to the President from nine-year-old Dylan AKA 'Pickle,' Stephen gives one young girl the platform to do something similar.
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  • @tweetytweety2991
    @tweetytweety2991 7 років тому +3857

    I would not be surprised if it turns out that Dylan’s letter was written by Trump himself.

    • @gregwilliams9122
      @gregwilliams9122 7 років тому +155

      Probably in crayon and with far more spelling mistakes than a child would make.

    • @nancymesek
      @nancymesek 7 років тому +54

      Tweety Tweety Or maybe Melania or Barron.

    • @redhotchillinpeppers
      @redhotchillinpeppers 7 років тому +38

      The kid is real. So they didn't make up a 9year old boy for a political ploy... they used a real one.

    • @globalproductions01
      @globalproductions01 7 років тому +70

      Funny cause in the TV show digests there's a baby named "Dill Pickles." This kids name is Dylan... everyone calls him pickle...

    • @globalproductions01
      @globalproductions01 7 років тому +26

      Tweety Tweety Rugrats* Idk how that autocorrected to digest

  • @Piranhabomb
    @Piranhabomb 7 років тому +1262

    Dylan's letter is about as real as any of the other bullshit coming from this administration

    • @FaeQueenCory
      @FaeQueenCory 7 років тому +38

      If it is real..... that's so sad.
      Such indoctrination by that child's parents.
      I was raised to think for myself (much as my parents came to regret that), so seeing such a thing in children always makes me sad.
      It's always cycles of hate.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 7 років тому +17

      IDrinkFromACup
      The Trump themed birthday party was a dead giveaway. Trump has to crash a party for it to be about him.

    • @Cloud-zb8lw
      @Cloud-zb8lw 7 років тому +23

      IDrinkFromACup Also what kind of kid, would have a donald trump theme party ? Like I'm pretty sure that no one would be there.

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 7 років тому +6

      Cloud 兵士 Or he would have his invites accepted and no one shows.

    • @ajsoltani
      @ajsoltani 7 років тому +1

      Kids have political opinions too. But it's rarely covered because they can't vote and no one gives a shit.

  • @thephilosopher4719
    @thephilosopher4719 7 років тому +415

    Why are you blaming Pickles for loving the president...
    Most kids that age love clowns...

    • @dancastellano3127
      @dancastellano3127 7 років тому +1

      Kids who around the age of 15 -18 like him too. There gonna vote next year and in 2020. We're gonna crush you.

    • @op2265
      @op2265 7 років тому +21

      Daniel Castellano 15-18s like clowns too? Cool.

    • @excelsior7196
      @excelsior7196 7 років тому +12

      FlameSight If by clowns you mean an orange Boris Johnson-haired psychopath who has the launch codes, then yes.

    • @Milohenry13
      @Milohenry13 7 років тому +1

      but trump is a clown! lol!

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 7 років тому +4

      +Knight - Gaming I didn't even vote for him and feel regret because of others voting for him. Instead I can be one of the ones to say "I told you so."

  • @linkinsmommy7908
    @linkinsmommy7908 7 років тому +533

    "Mother of the kid who bit your kid, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders" lmfao! OMG. She fits the type EXACTLY!

    • @lisarice4402
      @lisarice4402 7 років тому +38

      MrsRazor66 I wouldn't be surprised if she wrote it - look at her facial expressions as she is reading it. That's pride on her face.

    • @archiebeech5427
      @archiebeech5427 7 років тому +2

      MrsRazor66 --- more pleasant than 'one eyed cow synchophant'.

    • @boriskarloff3270
      @boriskarloff3270 7 років тому +3

      Jim Proctor I think you need glasses.

    • @clairem6368
      @clairem6368 7 років тому +3

      LOL I LOVED THAT!!

    • @evilboobookin8970
      @evilboobookin8970 7 років тому +3

      Accurate description. You have to admit.

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid 7 років тому +1278

    "Mother of the kid who bit your kid" fits just so fucking perfectly 😂 The writers of the Late Show are such geniuses. Kudos to them!

    • @Newt0rz
      @Newt0rz 7 років тому +42

      Penny Lane I loved the Jeff Sessions "pixie watching you have sex from behind a clover leaf" Why is that somehow accurate? 😂

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 7 років тому +26

      Well, Jeff Session has a face that begs to be made fun of, so while jokes about him are funny, they aren't hard. But to condense that weirdly hostile attitude Huckabee Sanders emanates while defending-but-not-really the latest shit her boss did down to such a simple yet perfect phrase.... that's just genius :D

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 7 років тому +42

      "I am not saying that it's your fault nor your kid's fault. But it's, clearly, not *my* fault nor *my* kid's fault."

    • @connectedone2343
      @connectedone2343 7 років тому +15

      Penny Lane ...when he said that, my first thought was...." Yeah, That's Her"....perfect

    • @crizznik2312
      @crizznik2312 7 років тому

      She does look similar to my mom, and I bit someone when I was a kid... and only then...

  • @Trucy-Wright
    @Trucy-Wright 7 років тому +2289

    Anyone want to bet that 9 year old Dylan is Trump?

    • @vietimports
      @vietimports 7 років тому +71

      i think its funnier to assume his parents forced republican values on him at a young age, forced him to write that letter for the publicity, and is preparing him for a lifetime of hardline republican support

    • @etone03
      @etone03 7 років тому +35

      Trucy Wright I'll take that bet. You honestly think Trump can write?

    • @mayonggak5779
      @mayonggak5779 7 років тому +51

      I would bet a small loan of a million dollars

    • @anonymousmonkey9491
      @anonymousmonkey9491 7 років тому +27

      this trump is a fake, he's subscribed to educational channels, and there are no Pee-pee tapes.

    • @DagobertX2
      @DagobertX2 7 років тому +14

      Yeah, not directly from trump, it would be littered with the words "great", "tremendous" and "yuuge".

  • @XT21
    @XT21 7 років тому +204

    Thank You Norah for your marvelous performance.

    • @Minumer
      @Minumer 7 років тому +1

      Lmao you're so sad.

    • @blackbruno50
      @blackbruno50 6 років тому

      Random_Nerd2
      Yeah I know, watching the death of late night comedy brings out the worst in me.

  • @Saul-nd6mf
    @Saul-nd6mf 7 років тому +222

    OMG little mustard, she's soooooo adorable.

  • @ikaikaikaika2419
    @ikaikaikaika2419 7 років тому +388

    If America survives for the next 31 years we'll have Pickle vs Mustard for the presidency, I've already cast my vote for Mustard

    • @horribleaudiovideoentertai2674
      @horribleaudiovideoentertai2674 7 років тому +17

      Nope Yep or a porn in 10 years, "pickle IN mustard".

    • @sion8
      @sion8 7 років тому +33

      +Horrible Audio/Video Entertainment
      *Get out!*

    • @DarkSektori
      @DarkSektori 7 років тому +12

      Horrible Audio/Video Entertainment If there was ever a regrettable thing I've ever done it was read the comment you posted.

    • @ronojoybasu9126
      @ronojoybasu9126 7 років тому +3

      they both make a great dog

    • @tapolna
      @tapolna 7 років тому +2

      Brad Pike - I agree with your comment 100%, but we must recognize, in open anonymous forums such as this one, we get every possible bad and good feature of human nature exposed, whether we like it or not. It sort'a reveals who we, as a people, are.

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 7 років тому +2150

    No, Nora, your hands are definitely bigger than Trump's.

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 7 років тому +85

      That's Mustard to you, Toad.

    • @empanadaswhore
      @empanadaswhore 7 років тому +2

      Toad Jiang why did I just comment something so similar to this lmao😂💀

    • @C_Bat
      @C_Bat 7 років тому +27

      remember, Melania swatted Trump's hands in Israel she thought they look like mosquitoes

    • @dasalekhya
      @dasalekhya 7 років тому +3

      yeah! Nora should cut on the *hand reference* ...
      the last thing she wants is 10 years from now, those tiny hands *grabbing her cat*

    • @Shierajackylnsword
      @Shierajackylnsword 7 років тому +5

      Toad Jiang also can we say how that kids says those complex words with such ease

  • @Zguy09
    @Zguy09 7 років тому +38

    "People say we have the same hands!"
    You hit the jackpot on that one, Mustard. ^_^

  • @Cosmonaut_Connor
    @Cosmonaut_Connor 7 років тому +121

    I want more segments about Nora asking the real questions

    • @CBlargh
      @CBlargh 7 років тому +14

      Andre hernandez
      I want Nora to be the president. She's far more qualified.
      And can read. Which the current president cannot.

    • @slsimms1177
      @slsimms1177 7 років тому +8

      I know right! She should come back at least once a week and ask questions about Trump's shenanigans.

    • @zachm9202
      @zachm9202 6 років тому

      Andre Same.

    • @slaughterhouse5309
      @slaughterhouse5309 5 років тому

      @@slsimms1177 That's a great idea... because what could the commander in Cheetos actually do as a rebuttal or defense?

  • @TRIGAROLA
    @TRIGAROLA 7 років тому +2318

    She writes and reads better than Scaramucci.

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому +29

      Bada-bing bada-boom. Eyyy. 🕵️

    • @bambamkapow8843
      @bambamkapow8843 7 років тому +38

      she read better than trump but yet again any 5 year old can read better

    • @djkb125
      @djkb125 7 років тому +19

      Paul Trieglaff the MOOOOOOCH!

    • @basmus5216
      @basmus5216 7 років тому +7

      Paul Trieglaff I kinda like the Mooch...he reminds me of Tony Danza

    • @MajCyric
      @MajCyric 7 років тому +13

      I would say/think she does so better then most of everyone currently working in the WH...

  • @ElmerFuddGun
    @ElmerFuddGun 7 років тому +409

    No, Mustard your hands are much larger than the *current president's*.

  • @princessbuttercup8954
    @princessbuttercup8954 7 років тому +24

    That little girl killed it! 😂😂

  • @ZeStreD
    @ZeStreD 7 років тому +235

    WTF was this press conference?! I dont care if it was a real letter or not why the hell is this being used instead of actual information. Its so corny and pointless and obviously trying to dodge real issues. I dont care what a person's opinion is on the issues and topics Trump has been making decisions on, this is universally just poor handling by his administration and a lack of willingness and ability to explain to the public WHY these actions are being taken.
    How is he supposed to get the people off his back and the country on his side if he doesnt EXPLAIN his actions and reasoning. He's becoming his own biggest enemy at this point and its really undermining what good things he tries to do because he doesnt even try to defend all the questionable or poor decisions.

    • @jefftheindianchief8279
      @jefftheindianchief8279 7 років тому +28

      You expect ANYONE in this administration to share information?! You gotta lower your expectations, because our country has already lowered its own standards.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 7 років тому +8

      Jeff the Indian Chief don't you dare lower your standards. The government works for the people. They need to be reminded of that.

  • @skiddy1984
    @skiddy1984 7 років тому +685

    Dylan is probably Donald Trump, not like he hasn't pretended to be someone else to get good press.

    • @cy8491
      @cy8491 7 років тому +6

      Jarios Meskond have you read a Trump written letter. It's much worse!

    • @mywavesofgrain
      @mywavesofgrain 7 років тому +5

      No one writes nice things about him SAD!

    • @blu4085
      @blu4085 7 років тому +7

      Yeah, he's pretending to be older than his real mental age though...this time..

    • @austinrebello
      @austinrebello 7 років тому +2

      Well he friend and failed to get good press regardless lmfao

    • @Xocists
      @Xocists 7 років тому +43

      Nah! The letter lacks any of Trump's idiosyncracies. It feels weird to have to say this, but the letter's too well-written to be the President's doing; it's far more likely to have come from an actual nine year-old.

  • @macross25
    @macross25 7 років тому +401

    What an awesome middle finger to Sarah!

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 років тому +595

    Dylan's birthday cake. Was it Cheeto flavored? Did McDonald's do the catering? Were only his white classmates invited? I have so many questions.

    • @zummagonzalez5096
      @zummagonzalez5096 7 років тому +8

      LMAO!

    • @TrexChick
      @TrexChick 7 років тому +42

      What-If Machine One black kid came, and they put him on stage and made sure he was in every shot.

    • @Marktk72
      @Marktk72 7 років тому

      What-If Machine nice to see you pro- actively support racism. Is this what you learn being on welfare with 5 different dad's?

    • @AisuruMirai
      @AisuruMirai 7 років тому +35

      Did they play Pin-the-Tiny-Hand-on-the-Pussy?
      When they played Monopoly, did they have a Russian banker?
      Was there a "golden" Slip-n-Slide?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 7 років тому +26

      Was one of the presents a small loan of a million dollars?

  • @GTOGregory
    @GTOGregory 7 років тому +322

    Mustard is cute!

    • @DaveWhoa
      @DaveWhoa 7 років тому +27

      using an overlay in Photoshop I was also able to confirm that she actually has bigger hands than Trump

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 7 років тому +9

      Super cute - she has GOT to be on Broadway. She's got talent.

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 7 років тому +6

      A while back on the Colbert Report Stephen interviewed Ketchup during that occupy wallstreet thing. All we need is Relish and Onion.

    • @johnbidochka2795
      @johnbidochka2795 7 років тому +8

      Mustard has a future. Farewell, Ketchup, thanks for trying.

    • @codeincomplete
      @codeincomplete 7 років тому +10

      @EffingtonCouldBe She is on Broadway and has been on the show before singing

  • @darranshen7832
    @darranshen7832 7 років тому +239

    Those people were right, Mustard.

  • @pedrosmith4529
    @pedrosmith4529 7 років тому +651

    When a little girl has better speaking skills than the president.

    • @Mr0011011
      @Mr0011011 7 років тому +8

      alfa-psi They are intertwined. Trump can't even read to the standards that this girl does.

    • @oliverloman8282
      @oliverloman8282 7 років тому +13

      Understandable sentence structure. Structured and focused train of thought.

    • @Inurendo88
      @Inurendo88 7 років тому +18

      And bigger hands.

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 7 років тому +4

      Chris Wallace ..WAY bigger.. LoL 👐

    • @captainawesome9631
      @captainawesome9631 7 років тому

      Pedro Alcantara it's okay your brainwashed by the mainstream media

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +39

    Someone give Mustard a sitcom.

  • @chrisromero2680
    @chrisromero2680 7 років тому +35

    I sure will vote for mustard in 2040

  • @STbattlefront
    @STbattlefront 7 років тому +205

    That look on her face. She is very excited to be part of the show.

    • @RahelaWaters
      @RahelaWaters 7 років тому +26

      RoseSpark she's the same kid that made a guest appearance on the show's musical segment before Election Day!

    • @tealmacfarlane
      @tealmacfarlane 7 років тому +7

      Rachel Wilkes I thought that was her!

  • @wicher2462
    @wicher2462 7 років тому +430

    Trump finally made a friend his own age. Good for him.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 7 років тому +11

      Wicher Hoornstra She's too old and mature for Trump.

    • @yakkas2035
      @yakkas2035 7 років тому +6

      he was talking about 'Dylan' not Nora...

    • @pb4897
      @pb4897 7 років тому +9

      Yakkas Even then, he's too old and mature for him. My daughter's almost nine and she knows better than him. She knows not to bully or make fun of other kids because of disabilities or because they look different from her. She knows that just because someone's a different color or religion than her that does not make them inferior.

    • @yakkas2035
      @yakkas2035 7 років тому +4

      Yes, and I agree with you, I'm sure most children are more mature, but I think you may have misunderstood the intent of my comment. Wicher Hoornstra said Trump finally made a friend his own age, so Chunkboi assumed Wicher was talking about Nora. I was commenting to correct Chunkboi, that in fact, Wicher was talking about Dylan, as Dylan was praising Trump so his 'friend' would have to be Dylan as Nora was not praising Trump but criticising.

    • @pb4897
      @pb4897 7 років тому +1

      Yakkas Oh I know. I was agreeing with you actually. Just adding more to my comment

  • @padlok1520
    @padlok1520 7 років тому +40

    mustard's goin' places.

  • @nataleesteele1688
    @nataleesteele1688 7 років тому +23

    THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS SO CUTE

  • @owenhaskins7193
    @owenhaskins7193 7 років тому +179

    "People say we have the same hands." Hahahahahahhaha

  • @RAS_Squints
    @RAS_Squints 7 років тому +301

    The Rugrats theme song killed it for me when Dylan Pickle was referenced

    • @twixotic04
      @twixotic04 7 років тому +13

      omg wow didn't notice!!

    • @transformersloverjon
      @transformersloverjon 7 років тому +56

      That's why we need Jon Batiste.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 7 років тому +8

      and from the number of thumbs up and replys, it looks like we're a pretty elite group to recognize the ''Rugrats'' theme.....LOL

  • @tossell1969
    @tossell1969 7 років тому +19

    My Gran was called Nora. Love that that name is making a comeback. She would have been 120. This Nora will go far 💗

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 7 років тому +2

      Sarah Lomas Let's hope her stage name doesn't make it with her.

  • @hotdrippyglass
    @hotdrippyglass 7 років тому +21

    Go Mustard Go !!!!!

  • @redhotchillinpeppers
    @redhotchillinpeppers 7 років тому +576

    How does a 9 year old have a favourite President. The story isn't adding up, Drumpf!

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 років тому +24

      Just an assumption but maybe the 9 year old doesn't like black presidents neither.

    • @rohansaji1082
      @rohansaji1082 7 років тому +13

      borot man I wonder how skin colour would be relevant to a child..

    • @darrylelam256
      @darrylelam256 7 років тому +20

      Yea I can easily see a Trump support's kid liking Trump because their parents do, maybe enough to write a letter. But how was is it that there is no fold in the letter from mailing it? It seems doubtful that it's a real letter, but it could be.

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 7 років тому +9

      Depends wholly on the parents. If you have racist parents, you will most likely grow up to be a racist aswell.

    • @transformersloverjon
      @transformersloverjon 7 років тому

      My favorite President is Martin Luther King Jr.

  • @bunny_ninja9965
    @bunny_ninja9965 7 років тому +39

    "A wall around the piñata?" I f***ing love it .....

  • @mannie602_is_my_IG
    @mannie602_is_my_IG 7 років тому +33

    Omg. She was soo good. She had me laughing

    • @EffingtonCouldBe
      @EffingtonCouldBe 7 років тому +6

      Her facial expressions are just perfect - she's good. Looks like a young Alison Brie.

  • @firstwave1890
    @firstwave1890 7 років тому +17

    Thanks Mustard, that was adorable 😊👍

  • @heathmccasland
    @heathmccasland 7 років тому +95

    Oh my god, that's the most adorable politically exhausted 30-year-old I've ever seen.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 років тому +6

      I know, right? I remember when I was that young... Those were the days.

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 7 років тому +84

    What kid even watches White House press briefings? If they really cared about making Trump I mean "Pickle" feeling better while being effective they could have made a UA-cam or Twitter video instead of purposely wasting everyone's time. This is just sad.

  • @gabespiro8902
    @gabespiro8902 7 років тому +9

    She's a natural, comedic timing on point, plus downright adorable

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +54

    You know they argued and winced and squirmed and cried until they finally decided to do the right thing, and avoid a 'Grab life by the pickle' joke.
    Better people than me in that writing room.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +20

      The best part for me was the subtle Rugrats reference

  • @TonecrafteLuthiery
    @TonecrafteLuthiery 7 років тому +107

    Mustard is my favorite fake White House letter submission. Dylan is close second.

    • @ThunderDog97
      @ThunderDog97 7 років тому +1

      George - So funny!

    • @unicornburger16
      @unicornburger16 7 років тому +6

      George Mason seriously, that letter SHS read was such a load of bullshit. We're expected to believe that the White House somehow received a "letter" from a 9 year old that they probably had no idea existed (if it somehow IS real)? Not to mention that the White House taking random mail like that makes ABSOLUTELY zero sense. They really think we're as stupid as they are if they expect us to believe that bullshit. -_-

  • @DarkenedAuras
    @DarkenedAuras 7 років тому +208

    his name is Dillon...but people call him Pickle...
    anyone else think they just took "Dill Pickles" from The Rugrats and wrote an imaginary letter?

    • @tra111day9
      @tra111day9 7 років тому +11

      DarkenedAuras I agree, what kid today is called pickles? No child would possibility want any President as a birthday theme. Sadly supporters probably shed a tear. Huckabee is so much worse than Spicer. I can't figure out which of Trump's minions I dislike more than Huckabee, Kelly Ann Conway doesn't even bother me as much. smh

    • @FaeQueenCory
      @FaeQueenCory 7 років тому +6

      +tra111 day
      In extremely rural and mountainous areas....
      Children are often given stupid names like that.
      Which is why I can't rule out it actually being real.
      Indoctrination is a powerful thing, and children are easy.
      Especially if they've been told that their entire life.

    • @dillonhoarau7990
      @dillonhoarau7990 7 років тому +3

      Nah man, people use to call me Pickle or Dill Pickle a lot when I was younger.

    • @magick1969
      @magick1969 7 років тому +4

      Nah. That's #45's pet name his wife gave him.

    • @oliverloman8282
      @oliverloman8282 7 років тому +1

      Gerber ? ? ?

  • @lvolendrungl3362
    @lvolendrungl3362 7 років тому +35

    You can tell they're in quite a pickle

  • @ft.jackjimmy7282
    @ft.jackjimmy7282 7 років тому +62

    Hi I'm 10 years old and my name is Jake, but everyone call me Soy sauce

  • @StaticPlaya
    @StaticPlaya 7 років тому +46

    This needs to be a regular segment. Letter to trump from mustard.

  • @siddharthjayadev7713
    @siddharthjayadev7713 7 років тому +64

    Mustard for President 2040

  • @jintzie1950jth
    @jintzie1950jth 7 років тому +7

    Nora did a great job! She wasn't afraid, she tracked the reaction of the audience and repeated her question when she needed to for continuity. She was very poised and totally in charge. Way to go, Mustard!

  • @Annele555
    @Annele555 7 років тому +17

    Oh my god, she is adorable. Great job Nora!

  • @GreenPringles
    @GreenPringles 7 років тому +690

    Do I detect the theme music from Rugrats..? It's been a long time.

    • @salomeguzman8611
      @salomeguzman8611 7 років тому +17

      WallflowerNinja
      oh god i think it is

    • @RurouniStarchild
      @RurouniStarchild 7 років тому +63

      I noticed it, too! XD
      I think the reason why is because that child who wrote the letter is named Dylan who's called "Pickle." Think about it.
      Dylan "Pickle"
      =
      *DIL PICKLES*
      Coincidence? I think *NOT.*

    • @arwedrv7125
      @arwedrv7125 7 років тому +13

      Ascending thirds in a major key... It can be nothing else.

    • @GreenPringles
      @GreenPringles 7 років тому +6

      Good point! I hadn't considered the connection.

    • @etone03
      @etone03 7 років тому +7

      I heard it too, pretty damn genius.

  • @lillymariorocko
    @lillymariorocko 7 років тому +1501

    Nora 2020

    • @ShubhamKhatdeo
      @ShubhamKhatdeo 7 років тому +88

      Mustard 2020

    • @RegisBladeStudios
      @RegisBladeStudios 7 років тому +7

      Flame Beats if only we survive that long !

    • @simoneroberto6204
      @simoneroberto6204 7 років тому +42

      Nonsense. If Lyanna Mormont has taught us anything it's that age is just a number when it comes to leadership.

    • @n.a.s.k5972
      @n.a.s.k5972 7 років тому

      She'll still be too young

    • @fqfkin2
      @fqfkin2 7 років тому +3

      i read some quote that i like, "stupid people grow old too"

  • @danilooliveira6580
    @danilooliveira6580 7 років тому +5

    alright... that was absolutely adorable

  • @thomaslnd
    @thomaslnd 7 років тому +19

    That Rugrats theme though

  • @JohnWickingYou
    @JohnWickingYou 7 років тому +236

    YOU ARE AWESOME STEPHEN!!!!!! #STEPHEN2020

    • @philsteakerson1797
      @philsteakerson1797 7 років тому +2

      Jessie Cacho lol are you serious? Havent you had enough of unqualified presidents already?

    • @amethystrose6841
      @amethystrose6841 7 років тому +11

      Phil Steakerson
      It's just a joke but even if it wasn't he'd be better than Trump.

    • @philsteakerson1797
      @philsteakerson1797 7 років тому +1

      Amethyst Rose then trump what? Finish your sentence

    • @kathleen6288
      @kathleen6288 7 років тому +2

      than Trump.

    • @amethystrose6841
      @amethystrose6841 7 років тому +2

      Are you happy now? It's edited.

  • @lightbearer7652
    @lightbearer7652 7 років тому +108

    best part of these vids is reading trumpanzees crying
    "liberal tears are so good"
    when we're laughing our asses off

    • @pb4897
      @pb4897 7 років тому +14

      LightBearer I'm Canadian (so I'm not liberal or right-wing) but I guess they see tears because you're laughing so hard that tears are streaming down your face...

    • @biostarkick7
      @biostarkick7 7 років тому +12

      You CAN cry from laughing too much.

    • @FaeQueenCory
      @FaeQueenCory 7 років тому

      +Purcheria Burchell
      .....
      Liberal and right-wing are universal terms for political ideologies.

    • @pb4897
      @pb4897 7 років тому

      FaeQueenCory Sorry. I just meant to say not Dem or Rep. My bad

    • @mirzamay
      @mirzamay 7 років тому +3

      FaeQueenCory not really, I identify as liberal because I believe in letting people be as they wish as long as they aren't hurting anyone. I don't have an idealogical bent other than just to protect people from bullies more or less. To protect people from dangerous or hurtful political ideologies.

  • @hotdrippyglass
    @hotdrippyglass 7 років тому +40

    Mustard for president 2020 !!!!!!

    • @queerchaos13
      @queerchaos13 5 років тому

      No, Mustard for president 2040!

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 7 років тому +3

    Give that girl a round of applause, everyone. *Clapping* xD

  • @1992Hauke
    @1992Hauke 7 років тому +36

    That girl has more character then the complet staff of the white house

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 7 років тому +321

    That little 9 year-old girl can better read than the 71 year-old orangutan in the White House. Sad!

  • @ariatavoosi7020
    @ariatavoosi7020 7 років тому +5

    That girl did a fine job reading that letter.

  • @waypointb
    @waypointb 7 років тому +5

    This girl is going to be a movie star one day. She's just hamming it up.

  • @tavriz0094
    @tavriz0094 7 років тому +36

    Super adorable!

  • @jackshan501
    @jackshan501 7 років тому +34

    I swear man the White House has become the craziest reality show

    • @jackshan501
      @jackshan501 7 років тому +5

      n w all r crylughing so hard

  • @person2.022
    @person2.022 7 років тому +3

    That girl's got talent. Most adults can't read that expressively, much less kids.

  • @XsasunaruloveyaoiX
    @XsasunaruloveyaoiX 7 років тому +4

    I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD MY DOG BARKED AT ME

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому +211

    "Hang on. What's a Trump-themed party look like?"
    I'm guessing that the color orange features quite prominently; the color orange and his most offensive tweets. But no, there's no wall around the piñata, because the piñata would have to pay for it, and piñatas are not renowned for paying for things.

    • @gbnq2513
      @gbnq2513 7 років тому +12

      Lots of clowns though.

    • @lukashei1870
      @lukashei1870 7 років тому +5

      lazyperfectionist1 And nobody has a plan to what happenes next...

    • @DagobertX2
      @DagobertX2 7 років тому +8

      A cat cake grabbed by a hand?

    • @vballgod7976
      @vballgod7976 7 років тому +14

      There's got to be a bunch of Russian hookers there and a piñata filled with Russian mob and corporate donor money.

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 7 років тому +2

      lazyperfectionist1 True, pinatas are notoriously unreliable.

  • @agriperma
    @agriperma 7 років тому +54

    Why does that girl remind me of the little girl, in the movie Airplane, "I like my coffee, like I like my men "..........

  • @jimmytapper66
    @jimmytapper66 7 років тому +4

    Give this little "mustard" girl her own TV show 10/10 lool

  • @sideonsid2885
    @sideonsid2885 7 років тому +53

    So trump has another alter-ego , a 9 year old boy named dylan ?
    the american presidency has become a crappy reality show .

    • @lobitome
      @lobitome 7 років тому +1

      Sideon Sid and come full circle. It all makes sense now.

  • @spinncook7402
    @spinncook7402 7 років тому +87

    All this dear leader stuff is so weird. What are we North Korea?

  • @sprybug
    @sprybug 7 років тому +13

    How adorable she is!

  • @Denomac89
    @Denomac89 7 років тому +58

    9 year old trump bday theme?...does he invite the girls he thinks are cute and insults the others! Haha

    • @fwp707norcal7
      @fwp707norcal7 7 років тому +10

      Denomac24 if my lil girl was invited to a Trump themed b-day I would be he'll no 1. She's a girl 2. She's Mexican and 3. If I keep going I'll hit 100 million

  • @Gizzamano
    @Gizzamano 7 років тому +9

    I just wish I had more thumbs that I could give Steven and that darling girl mega thumbs up!This just in - that letter written by "pickle" IS actually by Mr.D tRUMP himself.Yup, can't make this stuff up.

  • @waferlane2548
    @waferlane2548 7 років тому +36

    mustard was great !!

  • @jackshan501
    @jackshan501 7 років тому +80

    that kids going places not whitehouse but places

    • @JayJayM57
      @JayJayM57 7 років тому +15

      if trump can do it why can`t she do it

    • @lexik4603
      @lexik4603 7 років тому +3

      if trump can a fucking rock can

  • @michael_bullard
    @michael_bullard 7 років тому +5

    Give Norah an Emmy for this.

  • @pmoore4529
    @pmoore4529 7 років тому +1

    Wish I could like this more than once. "I love puppets." And "People say we have the same hands." Hilarious! ROTFL

  • @luiss.3866
    @luiss.3866 7 років тому +63

    Mustard> Pickle

  • @mcqueen7584
    @mcqueen7584 7 років тому +29

    Mustard looks like Alison Brie's mini me

    • @andyr.3176
      @andyr.3176 7 років тому +1

      Okay, so I am not the only one noticing that :D.

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 7 років тому +2

      More like mini me Abigail Breslin.

  • @711encounters
    @711encounters 7 років тому +3

    Becareful pickel, lmao

  • @Boeviper
    @Boeviper 7 років тому +2

    'Mother of the kid who bit your kid' hahah best intro yet

  • @jkiriu
    @jkiriu 7 років тому +134

    Future oscar winning actress there.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 років тому +17

      At the very least, I wish her childhood career doesn't mess her up too much in the future. There's a bit too many tragic child actor stories, maybe over focused compared to success stories but a scenario to avoid nevertheless.

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 7 років тому +35

      lol she even held back on the puppet line for bigger impact - good job kid

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 7 років тому +25

      Not many kids could deliver the line "Sounds like a logistical nightmare" convincingly.

    • @oliverloman8282
      @oliverloman8282 7 років тому

      ACT ! ! ! ! // That is her reality ! ! ! !
      Remember she was raised a Huckabee.

    • @KevinSmith-jj2bq
      @KevinSmith-jj2bq 7 років тому

      Your a bunch of idiots.

  • @samwiseshanti
    @samwiseshanti 7 років тому +62

    Anyone know who that kid is? She killed it. I'm impressed!

    • @dansecorde
      @dansecorde 7 років тому +7

      samwiseshanti I believe it's Aviva Winick. She played Matilda on Broadway.

    • @samwiseshanti
      @samwiseshanti 7 років тому +1

      Miriam Roth Thank you! I will freely admit i know nothing about nothing about this type of stuff- but to me she seemed really impressive!

  • @PozoBlue
    @PozoBlue 7 років тому +3

    I died with Mustard!!!! 😂😂😂 She has some great comedic timing! I see a future political satirist in the making LOL

  • @711encounters
    @711encounters 7 років тому +3

    Good job mustard 😂

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 7 років тому +924

    If your child wants a Trump-themed birthday party, whether or not you coached them into it or not, you have officially failed as a parent.

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve 7 років тому +59

      Who's my cute little brutal dictator? Yes, you are. Wanna play Luftwaffe little guy?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 7 років тому +1

      arsetitstree here's another baby nazi for him to play with... dolphinsilverwolf.deviantart.com/art/This-is-what-we-voted-for-Trump-Parody-622984317

    • @alphax1049
      @alphax1049 7 років тому

      SydCho but it’ll have a wall around it

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 7 років тому +9

    Dylan will be the new Communications Director.

  • @X-Factor-22
    @X-Factor-22 7 років тому

    "people say we have the same hands" lol..priceless!!!

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 7 років тому +1

    I love that she knew to pause for the applause.

  • @danflores3314
    @danflores3314 7 років тому +9

    It's highly likely that Pickle is John Miller's son.

  • @Supernova094
    @Supernova094 7 років тому +6

    " Mother of the kid, who bit your kid "

  • @MetteC5
    @MetteC5 7 років тому +4

    Love you, Nora Mustard ❤️

  • @itsjuliannajo
    @itsjuliannajo 7 років тому

    That little girl is so nervous/excited that she's shaking! As a young actress that must have been thrilling for her. Well done, Nora! Hope to see you do more of everything you love in the future!

  • @TheNightBandit1
    @TheNightBandit1 7 років тому +3

    Go Mustard!!! 👏 Little girl has a bright future.

  • @LittleB2007
    @LittleB2007 7 років тому +67

    It's funny when a 9-year-oid says Trump is his favorite president. He is basically saying "I have seen two presidents in my whole life and i prefer you to the other one." lol

    • @pradeep183
      @pradeep183 7 років тому +21

      That kid must had been following politics, listening to all the Obama speech, following all his policies since he was 1year old.

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 7 років тому +11

      The child's parents brainwashed it. Poor thing

    • @ThunderDog97
      @ThunderDog97 7 років тому +8

      healcoLd 7 - I think we should prosecute the fake parents of the fake child that wrote the fake letter.... and soon!

    • @LowercaseBirds
      @LowercaseBirds 7 років тому +2

      Yes the parents and letter is fake news

    • @khuzaymahqureshi639
      @khuzaymahqureshi639 7 років тому +8

      There is no way that letter was real - or if it was then that kid must be disabled, because a 9 year old can write better than that, a 6 year old can write better than that!

  • @mysteryman7877
    @mysteryman7877 7 років тому

    Literally tearing up at the questions.

  • @NotSoAwesme
    @NotSoAwesme 7 років тому +2

    And the award for World's Most Savage Kid 2017 goes to Nora aka Mustard

  • @aweescotsdog8358
    @aweescotsdog8358 7 років тому +7

    Reminds me of the Proclaimers Song 'Letter from America'. I was thinking of re-writing a few of the lyrics though...
    Spicer no more,
    Priebus no more,
    Flynn no more,
    Sessions no more?
    ...
    Etc.
    Finale ...
    Trump no more.

  • @montanajones8393
    @montanajones8393 7 років тому +4

    All I want to know is who is paying for that wall around the pinata & will it be invisible?

  • @dickbong3661
    @dickbong3661 7 років тому +2

    That little girl is a champion.

  • @caelan5301
    @caelan5301 7 років тому +1

    This is the most adorable thing I have seen this week