imagine inviting a friend over for a nice night at home and as soon as you open the door for him he shouts WALK FORWARD and doesn't move for a solid minute
Every time he comes around he just sits down and doesn't say a word for three hours, then upon leaving screams "melon". I'm not inviting him over again, he does this every weekend, I don't even know how he gets here he just appears out of nowhere
@Willem DaFuckedUp I said melon during the scripted bits and got kicked out. Just because you didn't beat Dark Souls 3 on stream dosent mean you got to take it out on Jerma.
My favorite part is when jerma starts just checking out the weird ass shit on the shelf and moving it around while their marriage falls apart in the background
the part where Jerma’s playing with everything on the shelves while the couple’s marriage falls apart in the background is a microcosm for how I deal with social interactions lmao
8:00 I can totally imagine the episode, “Larry what the fuck, who answers another person’s phone??” “Wha whaat? I was doing you a favour, you were 25 feet away, I was closer, what’s the big deal?” “The big deal is it’s not your fucking phone Larry!” he suddenly remembers something he had to do because of a problem in the intro of the episode *kisses Trip on lips* Music starts “You know what, I think it’s time for you to leave” “Nooo waiddaminute! I had to do that! You don’t understand!” “We’ll be fine, but you have to go” Credits
I feel like the kiss would’ve happened on accident, like it happens earlier in a episode with the same guy. Then they go to like put the phone down or something and end up kissing on accident, idk
@@dardanik facade.fandom.com/wiki/Trip_and_Grace%27s_sex_life closest thing i could find, tho there's still activity in the comments as recent as 5 days ago as of now
At 5 in the morning, watching this couple having a marriage destroying fight in the background while Jerma blithely ignores everything going on around him to rate all of their stupid knick knacks is the funniest thing ever made.
Well I feel I've learned an important lesson. If I ever want to leave a married friend's house, I just have to say melon until they throw me out. If that doesn't work, kiss the husband
It’ll be a relationship drama of a couple’s dying marriage while their insane friend hangs in the background and occasionally intercepts with nonsensical statements. I’d pay to see something like that.
Every few months I remember something about this game then immediately forget completely about it. I’m still not entirely convinced it exists even as it is playing out in front of my eyes
It will never end, the entire point is that the game is a Facade of interaction but is just a look into the endless pointless bickering of the average married bourgeoisie couple, endlessly killing each other inside out. The game will never stopped being played for this reason.
Nah, this stream was from a couple of weeks ago when he played that dumb robot voice recognition game. People kept saying it and he had never heard of the game so he streamed it.
listen up geremy i feel for ur family and hope the best and a quick recovery but if i dont see a stream at 12 noon someones going to be in deep trouble
i had a dream where jerma invited me to come to his appartement, that dream had puppets that seemed realistic, he even made one look like his "father" but it turned out to be just his hand with a hat and lipstick and a coat etc, when i realised he said HAHA GOT YOU! like a madman, i swear that all of this is true and that i forgot so many details like his red car and the fact that he looked so tiny to me
I know! I was scanning through the comments looking for the reference to it but sadly disappointed by the lack of people who are mentioning a very clever joke.
@@ProfessorRedonk thanks for commenting on what i said 2 yrs ago. btw i wasn't projecting, on the contrary i felt like being a dick. no one besides the 52 people that liked his comment at the time really cares about this subtle Curb you Enthusiasm joke really.
2:58 XD had me dying. It sounds like theres a little elf inside his stomach yelling out, "What? Are you talking about me in there?" Or he's just yelling into a cup XD.
I love that look on his face when Jerma first says melon... like he was just so fed up with hearing about melons that your friend just realized your presence wasn’t worth his time
[Trip and Grace are having an argument over their marriage and potentially a divorce] Jerma, just playing with toys: WOW SPIDERMAN! AND HATCHIMMALS! CAN I HAVE THIS??
imagine inviting a friend over for a nice night at home and as soon as you open the door for him he shouts WALK FORWARD and doesn't move for a solid minute
I wish I had friends like that
That imagery is killing me
and then when he does walk in the first thing he does is asks "magic 8 ball?" then kisses your wife
then just proceeding to kiss the dudes wife then the dude and just leave 😭
@@hijeatsdirtwhy did this make me laugh, it's absurd
If you ever accidentally kiss a guy's wife in front of him, immediately kiss him and leave. This will dissolve any awkwardness from the situation.
melon
You're gonna have to leave.
True, makes it lool like you want them both
Thanks, Chandler
Cancels out like pemdas
Kisses wife: Aha-ha very funny.
Says Melon: Alright, that was too far.
Btw: whats the song in the end called?
Curb your enthusiasm theme
@@MilkyWayGrump thanks bro
"Focus on the big picture!"
"god that wedding picture. I hate it!"
WEDDING PICTURE IS PAIN I HA-
Brandon Michaels
Is than an illegal meme?
gordon freeman i love you
actual sitcom dialogue
This is an actual representation of what it's like to invite Jerma around for drinks
walk forward
“*w a l k f o r w a r d*”
“Heyyyy, Jerma, I thought I heard someone out here!”
Every time he comes around he just sits down and doesn't say a word for three hours, then upon leaving screams "melon". I'm not inviting him over again, he does this every weekend, I don't even know how he gets here he just appears out of nowhere
No, when he went to my house uninvited he killed my entire family and forced me to watch
nintendo
He managed to say melon, not once, but TWICE, with no repercussions? And people say Jerma is bad at video games.
Is this the guy that beat Façade on stream?
@Willem DaFuckedUp I said melon during the scripted bits and got kicked out. Just because you didn't beat Dark Souls 3 on stream dosent mean you got to take it out on Jerma.
800th like
Voice Muted is this the guy that said MELON twice without getting kicked out ON STREAM?!?!
@ロクサス Wow. Someones mad they couldn't say melon in facade ON stream.
Imagine someone acting insane in real life and then saying "Chat told me to do it"
reminds me of that arab looking streamer who's text-to-speech chat shouted a bomb count down during a gathering.
thats happened more than once, arab andy, andy warski, and the window of life
@@viktor42069 i was literally about to comment that hahaha
Scout gaming
Playing this game is like watching the Room.
Except it isn't funny.
@@sir3543 your life is like facade then
@@sir3543 then it's exactly like the room
you are tearing me apart lisa
Better acting, though...
My favorite part is when jerma starts just checking out the weird ass shit on the shelf and moving it around while their marriage falls apart in the background
ADHD simulator
@@segatasama Coping with the realization these two people invited you over to the house and werent going to watch top chef
Childhood moment
@@bigphatdingus212 with that basil pfp your comment value just tripled
They don't acknowledge at all the fucking obvious sex toy
the part where Jerma’s playing with everything on the shelves while the couple’s marriage falls apart in the background is a microcosm for how I deal with social interactions lmao
wrestrlilng!!
spiderman!
The autistic experience
this is the only time i've ever seen the word "microcosm" outside of hylics
@@sirrivet9557 LITERALLY
If they ever make a live action Facade, Jeremy would be a perfect cast for Trip
Jack Thorn Both of em baby
its perfect jerma even has that bubble butt like trip
Reminder that the name Jeremy wasnt available but Jesper was
Hey, some of us have to bare with that
Gonzalo Elbertson
jespa985
a very bort-like situation
“Look around this apartment, it’s got anything anyone could ever want. But grace? No. She’s not satisfied,”
*”Not true”*
“No?!?!?!”
*”Nintendo”*
"dude where's the fucking nintendo"
"I don't want to talk about sex!"
@xXSk8nGokULeGolAs_4_LFE_69_YOLOSWAG420BLAZEITFAGGITXx sexy sex Nintendo
@@3211-m9q terezi.
@Vivian 11037 who?
funny trezi
socially awkward simulator
"You... Ummm... Aha haha.... Ummm... Uh... Hahaha...."
666
DID HE JUST SURVIVE "MELON" TWICE IN A ROW????
ON STREAM?!?!
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
LITERAL DEMON
8:00
I can totally imagine the episode,
“Larry what the fuck, who answers another person’s phone??”
“Wha whaat? I was doing you a favour, you were 25 feet away, I was closer, what’s the big deal?”
“The big deal is it’s not your fucking phone Larry!”
he suddenly remembers something he had to do because of a problem in the intro of the episode
*kisses Trip on lips*
Music starts
“You know what, I think it’s time for you to leave”
“Nooo waiddaminute! I had to do that! You don’t understand!”
“We’ll be fine, but you have to go”
Credits
jeff told larry that italians kiss people on the cheek to diffuse situations earlier in the episode
I feel like the kiss would’ve happened on accident, like it happens earlier in a episode with the same guy. Then they go to like put the phone down or something and end up kissing on accident, idk
@@chrishansen2338 ahaha yes and then he kisses someone in front of the receptionist that sued him
One word, five letters. Say it and I'm yours.
memed
melon
All of these are acceptable
words
Short
GONZALO,
BosonL, it’s been 2 years but I want you to know your comment got 476 likes.
422
455.
475
617
jerma shitting his pants on their white couch took me out💀💀
"I hear you I HEAR YOU >:("
I'm sitting in it :(
dude, the wikia for this game is so dead that the newest post is literally a somewhat disturbing sexual fanfiction about a supposed easter egg.
You have the link?
@@dardanik this is 1 year ago
@@user-zd3iz3xx6k too bad
@@dardanik facade.fandom.com/wiki/Trip_and_Grace%27s_sex_life closest thing i could find, tho there's still activity in the comments as recent as 5 days ago as of now
@@cannedrabies Tnx! I'm gonna check it right now!
OH MY GOD I'M DYING
HE JUST FUCKIN SAID "HAHA MELON" AND HE JUST FUCKIN SQUINTED HIS EYES AND SHUT THE DOOR IN HIS FACE
"I came over to watch top chef"
More tragic than everything in this game attempts to be.
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THE M WORD.
Marijuana?
MELON
haha melon
Mussy?
Michael (it's your birthday today)
Jerma walking in and kissing both of them instantly fixed all of their relationship issues.
Did these people really invite you over just so they have an audience to yell at each other in front of?
it's emotional labor: the game
There not real people
@@britishbeef4890 they are rigjt there rhey are talking to eachother how are they not new ??
@@natefroggy3626 I know dude I agree to be honest.
@@natefroggy3626 They live in the city, ay.
is this the guy who typed "MELON" on stream?
This dude is FUCKED!
He beat Facade on stream.
is this the guy who died to pinwheel?
Rohan Person yeah dude that’s why I don’t watch him anymore.
and the same guy who put torches in 1
At 5 in the morning, watching this couple having a marriage destroying fight in the background while Jerma blithely ignores everything going on around him to rate all of their stupid knick knacks is the funniest thing ever made.
Christ, is it 2012 again? I haven't heard this game's name in years.
i still remember joel stuff
Mario Gorganzola I wish
2012? I remember fucking with this back in 2007
So what was this game supposed to be?
ImmaLittlePip
Literally just a marriage counseling simulator.
This is really no different than how Jerma interacts with people in real life.
"this apartment has everything anyone could ever want?"
where the fuck is the tv
Playing this game is like being there at the dinner date with Michael and Jan
Yes
Snip snap snip snap snip snap
Imagine inviting your friend over and you here
"Walk foward!" From the hallway
THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. I AM GOING TO SAY _the M word_
no no NO
NO DON’T DO IT
TOO LATE!
melon
@@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur That's it. *Anton.* You've got to leave.
This was my favorite episode of curb your enthusiasm
I love how they're trying to get advice on their marriage from jerma, who's trying to figure out how to function in reality.
Wheres the fucking nintendo dude,
oring ass hou
no u
melon
boring
Freddy210hill Mashed potato johnson from burger king
*Your tearing me apart Lisa* !
*How's your sex life?*
If your relationship is failing and you invite Jerma, consider your relationship finished
9:28 Curb Your Melon
Is this the guy who ruined someone's marriage on stream?
hey nice profile picture
Wild how this is the same guy who ruined a marriage proposal on stream last night
Those people were so scared when you tried to kiss them.
I love the idea that Jerma regularly kisses everybody in the house upon entering whenever he’s invited to come over
*MELON*
Okay, Tricksterking, you know what, I think you should leave.
We'll be fine, you just have to go.
"Hi everyone Anthony Fantano, here..."
Dont comment that😠😠😠im only seven!👿👿👿!!?!??!?!
Flagged and reported.
Vincent LO Oh, so that’s why they wanted him to leave immediately.
Well I feel I've learned an important lesson. If I ever want to leave a married friend's house, I just have to say melon until they throw me out. If that doesn't work, kiss the husband
Jermas a bit late to the party I see
the melonparty
oh no
well, he's slow.
You know what, PrivateSchemers1? That's it, you need to leave.
Everyone was werent they
What’s the deal with facade???
I read this with the voice and everything and I'm very disappointed in myself
@@bobafettmug452 me to
façade
@@bobafettmug452 same here dude
M E L O N
*Where’s the fucking Nintendo dude,*
I don't feel like talking about sex right now.
I want to see a community theatre troupe act out one of the "generated stage plays"
It’ll be a relationship drama of a couple’s dying marriage while their insane friend hangs in the background and occasionally intercepts with nonsensical statements. I’d pay to see something like that.
1:45 i think this is how jerma visits his friends irl
"this is fucking stupid"
"i'm sorry, I thought this is talk!!"
"Walk forward"
"W"
Mackerel somehow finds the most relevant opening clips to the episode
Every few months I remember something about this game then immediately forget completely about it. I’m still not entirely convinced it exists even as it is playing out in front of my eyes
So... are Trip and Grace gonna be contenders in the next Jerma Rumble?
#TripandGraceforNextJermaRumble
i'm down for a tag team match, trip and grace vs. jimmy and the lady who was just talking so I may learn the game
The fear in his voice when he kisses them shsjsj
Wait this game is still being played? Can’t remember the last time I saw this game
Holo This is from an old stream
It will never end, the entire point is that the game is a Facade of interaction but is just a look into the endless pointless bickering of the average married bourgeoisie couple, endlessly killing each other inside out. The game will never stopped being played for this reason.
Nah, this stream was from a couple of weeks ago when he played that dumb robot voice recognition game. People kept saying it and he had never heard of the game so he streamed it.
Some Random Name Bourgeosie? What are we in, industrial France during the 1700s?
+A bunch of letters
We never changed. We always have.
Sexual harassment in the first 2 minutes
Nice
Miles Edgeworth but then u gotta say no homo
shut it
cry
oh no
that goddamn ending was hilarious
0:37 "HEY"
byeah
You have no idea how many times I just rewatched that part😂
The intros are always really good, no clue how the editors always find the most fitting clip to use
*Learn how to walk*
*Immediately sexually asault someone*
Gigachad move
"How do I play?"
The only way to win is not to play.
just spam yes, thats how you win. Im not joking.
Explains why Journos love it.
whats the current speed run world record
Façade will NEVER DIE!!!
CACA ON YOU!
I wonder if anyone has even ONCE tried to play this game as intended.
listen up geremy i feel for ur family and hope the best and a quick recovery but if i dont see a stream at 12 noon someones going to be in deep trouble
9 minutes and 55 seconds. you legend
3:16 sounds like a Scott the woz bit
Imagine someone grabs your face, kisses you, and then plays an ending track with a soundboard they materialized out of thin air
"Having Jerma over for drinks, The Game."
I was perplexed when I saw “1 hour ago” under the video’s title
This is very good acting for basically a point and click text game.
i had a dream where jerma invited me to come to his appartement, that dream had puppets that seemed realistic, he even made one look like his "father" but it turned out to be just his hand with a hat and lipstick and a coat etc, when i realised he said HAHA GOT YOU! like a madman, i swear that all of this is true and that i forgot so many details like his red car and the fact that he looked so tiny to me
He won't admit this, but this is how Jerma learned to communicate with humans before he got released from the lab
for some reason 5:02 sends me into a fit of uncontrollable giggling everytime i watch it
0:36
"Good to see you it's been a while! Hows it going?"
BYEA
it's a shame how few people got the Curb your Enthusiasm joke.
I know! I was scanning through the comments looking for the reference to it but sadly disappointed by the lack of people who are mentioning a very clever joke.
Aww, boo fucking hoo.
He does a pretty good larry david impression.
@@jmmjjmmjjmmj Bruh you’re projecting
@@ProfessorRedonk thanks for commenting on what i said 2 yrs ago. btw i wasn't projecting, on the contrary i felt like being a dick. no one besides the 52 people that liked his comment at the time really cares about this subtle Curb you Enthusiasm joke really.
It's 2011 all over again! I feel 12 years old just watching this and laughing at the stupid jokes!
spongebob pinablee
Edit: how could you not leave that in???? blasphemy
I feel like mack wanted to keep this one
night elf wc3??
naked screaming guy!
hatchamals!! can I have this?
colored subtitles? how cool, i don't think i've seen that before
Thanks for noticing!
@@ErasmusMagnusR are you the creator? neat! great job
I just noticed it too lol.
So cool
That Larry David but at the end is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
5:24 hearing grace say she painted the picture, and then jerma staying silent but typing “hahahahaha” made me absolutely lose it.
7:50 IM DEAD 😂😂 THAT WAS PERFECT
don't say it
it
Say it
M.. me...
2:58 XD had me dying. It sounds like theres a little elf inside his stomach yelling out,
"What? Are you talking about me in there?"
Or he's just yelling into a cup XD.
Took me a sec to realize Jerma was playing but when I did, everything made so much more sense
"I came over to watch top chef"
that line made me die from laughter
6:26 is the peak of the video
5:41 is just like my child hood
1:08 oh shit, it’s a walking game!
Jerma on stream: “whats wrong hello johnson residence you guys just need to chill cmon just work it out”
Jerma’s charachter: *just staring silently*
I love that look on his face when Jerma first says melon... like he was just so fed up with hearing about melons that your friend just realized your presence wasn’t worth his time
"How do I leave this game...?" - every suicidal person ever
"where's the fucking Nintendo"
"oh Jesús im not talking about sex"
this is like The Room
i love how he was incapable of sitting and doing nothing in game so he had to bring in sound effects to fuck around with
[Trip and Grace are having an argument over their marriage and potentially a divorce]
Jerma, just playing with toys: WOW SPIDERMAN! AND HATCHIMMALS! CAN I HAVE THIS??
THE FUCKING SITCOM LAUGHING MADE IT SO MUCH FUNNIER
Everyone go do yourself a favor and watch this full stream.
I will eventually
Imagine inviting your friend over and they stand in your front door while loudly proclaiming "WALK FORWARD"
Jerma talks to himself in the future and kisses his wife causing a fucked up paradox